#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 138

gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 6:27 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @errant vine, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@wide inlet grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@errant vine felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @urban sequoia took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@raw moss wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@minor jewel was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@tight niche played Frisbee with @inland spoke using a Light Disc, but @inland spoke unfortunately didn't have five hands. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tranquil wyvern was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@red kindle used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tranquil wyvern combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@wide inlet boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@errant vine tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @errant vine died.

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@urban sequoia walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @urban sequoia died.

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@minor jewel made some scary noises in the dark. @tight niche sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @minor jewel died.

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@wide inlet pointed a Shotgun at @tranquil wyvern and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @wide inlet looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @wide inlet died.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@raw moss started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @carmine cairn and @tight niche out.

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@tranquil wyvern was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@raw moss was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @raw moss barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn sacrificed @tight niche by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

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raw moss Feb 17, 2026, 6:38 PM

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minor jewel Feb 17, 2026, 6:40 PM

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worthy trellis Feb 17, 2026, 6:51 PM

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subtle gorge Feb 17, 2026, 6:54 PM

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worn mason Feb 17, 2026, 7:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 17, 2026, 7:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 7:08 PM

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ashen spire Feb 17, 2026, 7:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 7:13 PM

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wide inlet Feb 17, 2026, 7:25 PM

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proud lava Feb 17, 2026, 7:27 PM

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warped jacinth Feb 17, 2026, 7:27 PM

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errant vine Feb 17, 2026, 7:28 PM

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tight niche Feb 17, 2026, 7:28 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @worthy trellis, @ashen spire, @proud lava, @wide inlet, @errant vine, @minor jewel, and @warped jacinth
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@worn mason was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @worn mason died.

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@warped jacinth tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@worthy trellis tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@minor jewel, @proud lava, and @subtle gorge formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@worthy trellis drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @raw moss mopped @worthy trellis up with a tissue. @worthy trellis died.

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@ashen spire commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@errant vine started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@tight niche trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@ashen spire tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @ashen spire was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @ashen spire died.

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@errant vine built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@minor jewel threw @proud lava into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @minor jewel a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @proud lava died.

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@errant vine tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @tranquil wyvern demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @errant vine by two. @errant vine died.

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@minor jewel toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @minor jewel died.

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@wide inlet tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @wide inlet died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@tight niche drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@warped jacinth promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@subtle gorge started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@warped jacinth tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@subtle gorge was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @subtle gorge died.

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@raw moss wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @warped jacinth into an apple. @warped jacinth died.

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@raw moss took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tight niche's Rod of Discord.

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@tight niche was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@raw moss and @tight niche played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @raw moss was the chicken. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wide inlet
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @ashen spire

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limpid glacier Feb 17, 2026, 7:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 7:40 PM

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raw moss Feb 17, 2026, 7:43 PM

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worn mason Feb 17, 2026, 8:02 PM

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subtle gorge Feb 17, 2026, 8:05 PM

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full pivot Feb 17, 2026, 8:05 PM

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warped jacinth Feb 17, 2026, 8:13 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 17, 2026, 8:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 8:13 PM

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wet merlin Feb 17, 2026, 8:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 8:20 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 17, 2026, 8:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 8:20 PM

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minor jewel Feb 17, 2026, 8:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 8:22 PM

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errant vine Feb 17, 2026, 8:25 PM

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tight niche Feb 17, 2026, 8:27 PM

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hardy patio Feb 17, 2026, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 8:30 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @hardy patio, @limpid glacier, @minor jewel, @warped jacinth, and @wet merlin
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@worn mason put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@worn mason was eaten by a tree. @worn mason died.

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@errant vine returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@raw moss tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@tranquil wyvern and @limpid glacier cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @limpid glacier, because @tranquil wyvern was wearing Frost armor.

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@minor jewel was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@wet merlin felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@subtle gorge found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @subtle gorge headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@full pivot consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@subtle gorge made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @subtle gorge died.

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@limpid glacier drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @limpid glacier died.

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@raw moss took aim at @full pivot from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@tight niche tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@wet merlin found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to kill @warped jacinth by doing absolutely nothing. @warped jacinth died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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A monkey dramatically raised @wet merlin up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @wet merlin off said cliff. @wet merlin died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @hardy patio's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@minor jewel wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @minor jewel died.

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@errant vine was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@tranquil wyvern told @tight niche a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@full pivot transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @full pivot died.

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@raw moss tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@carmine cairn snuck up behind @raw moss, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @carmine cairn decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@tranquil wyvern pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@tight niche found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@errant vine watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@errant vine thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @errant vine died.

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@hardy patio unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@tight niche ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @raw moss to death. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @warped jacinth

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud lava Feb 17, 2026, 8:41 PM

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wet merlin Feb 17, 2026, 8:41 PM

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raw moss Feb 17, 2026, 8:44 PM

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worn mason Feb 17, 2026, 8:46 PM

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frank leaf Feb 17, 2026, 8:58 PM

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hardy patio Feb 17, 2026, 9:19 PM

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brave shore Feb 17, 2026, 9:21 PM

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novel cosmos Feb 17, 2026, 9:24 PM

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errant vine Feb 17, 2026, 9:26 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 17, 2026, 9:27 PM

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glacial totem Feb 17, 2026, 9:28 PM

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tight niche Feb 17, 2026, 9:29 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @proud lava, @errant vine, @hardy patio, @brave shore, @novel cosmos, @frank leaf, and @wet merlin
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@worn mason had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @wet merlin shot them with an arrow. @worn mason died.

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@proud lava was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @proud lava died.

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@novel cosmos had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Sniper Rifle. Obviously, this failed.

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@errant vine found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tight niche, who silenced @errant vine by filling their hiding place with water. @errant vine died.

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@frank leaf started rallying for goblin rights.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @hardy patio some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore, @raw moss, and @carmine cairn formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@frank leaf tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@novel cosmos eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@wet merlin hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@frank leaf started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @frank leaf died.

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@glacial totem started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@wet merlin ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @wet merlin's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @wet merlin died.

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@novel cosmos accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @novel cosmos died.

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@glacial totem desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@brave shore crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@raw moss was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @carmine cairn tried putting @raw moss back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @raw moss died.

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@glacial totem somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@carmine cairn disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @tight niche, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore got burninated by Tim. @brave shore died.

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@glacial totem was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @novel cosmos
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @frank leaf
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

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raw moss Feb 17, 2026, 9:40 PM

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frank leaf Feb 17, 2026, 9:41 PM

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worn mason Feb 17, 2026, 10:09 PM

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warped jacinth Feb 17, 2026, 10:20 PM

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hardy patio Feb 17, 2026, 10:22 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 17, 2026, 10:24 PM

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long vine Feb 17, 2026, 10:25 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @open jackal, @hardy patio, @warm citrus, @frank leaf, and @warped jacinth
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@worn mason's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @worn mason died.

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@vagrant storm playfully poked @raw moss and laughed. @raw moss playfully poked them back with a Mythril Halberd. @vagrant storm died.

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@warm citrus calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@hardy patio started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@mighty coyote found a hill and started to roll down it. @mighty coyote was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @mighty coyote died.

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@hardy patio threw a Stink Potion at @long vine. @long vine threw a Toxic Flask right back. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche somehow convinced @warm citrus that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @warm citrus died.

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@frank leaf went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @frank leaf died.

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@open jackal accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @open jackal was forgiven.

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@warped jacinth sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @warped jacinth died.

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@open jackal dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @open jackal died.

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@long vine fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @long vine died.

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@tight niche had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@carmine cairn shot @raw moss in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @carmine cairn extremely rich.

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@tight niche started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@tight niche got impaled by Mourning Wood. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @open jackal
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @frank leaf
100 points go to 8th place: @warm citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

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warm citrus Feb 17, 2026, 10:37 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 17, 2026, 11:30 PM

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proper folio Feb 17, 2026, 11:33 PM

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wide inlet Feb 18, 2026, 12:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @calm wind, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @wide inlet, @proper folio, @warm citrus, @abstract thunder, and @frank leaf
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@mighty coyote shot a sand block at @long vine with a Sandgun, but @long vine managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@wind flicker tried to save @abstract thunder's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @wind flicker died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @wind flicker died.

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The sun burnt @raw moss into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@frank leaf found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @carmine cairn died.

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@calm wind asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @proper folio, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @calm wind to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @calm wind died.

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@raw moss sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@mighty coyote bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @mighty coyote was blown to smithereens. @mighty coyote died.

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@warm citrus tickled @frank leaf from behind while they were busy sharpening their Platinum Broadsword. @warm citrus died.

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@abstract thunder went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@long vine couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@proper folio dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @long vine diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@wide inlet shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@raw moss used a Medusa Head on @abstract thunder and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @abstract thunder died.

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@proper folio started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@raw moss started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@frank leaf tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @frank leaf died.

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@proper folio couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Meowmere to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @proper folio's heart and brain. @proper folio died.

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@long vine was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@wide inlet wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @wide inlet died.

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@long vine wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@raw moss teleported behind @long vine using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 4th place: @proper folio
150 points go to 5th place: @frank leaf
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @warm citrus
100 points go to 8th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 9th place: @calm wind
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 18, 2026, 12:41 AM

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raw moss Feb 18, 2026, 12:47 AM

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glacial totem Feb 18, 2026, 12:55 AM

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worthy trellis Feb 18, 2026, 1:07 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 18, 2026, 1:20 AM

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minor jewel Feb 18, 2026, 1:21 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 18, 2026, 1:29 AM

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astral glacier Feb 18, 2026, 1:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @calm wind, @long vine, @worthy trellis, @astral glacier, @minor jewel, @frank leaf, and @warped jacinth
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@raw moss thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@calm wind caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @calm wind died.

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@glacial totem tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@warped jacinth covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@worthy trellis started blocking @frank leaf's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@astral glacier faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@minor jewel's face was scorched off after @long vine took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @minor jewel died.

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@glacial totem attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@warped jacinth decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@carmine cairn explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @raw moss managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@frank leaf invited @astral glacier to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @frank leaf was mauled by wolves. @frank leaf died.

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@long vine opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@worthy trellis overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@astral glacier read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@worthy trellis was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @worthy trellis died.

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@long vine and @glacial totem had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@warped jacinth used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @warped jacinth died.

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@astral glacier flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @astral glacier's face off with its bare hands. @astral glacier died.

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@long vine was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@raw moss performed open heart surgery on @long vine, even though @long vine never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @long vine died.

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@raw moss won in a fight against @glacial totem by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@raw moss purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@carmine cairn got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @worthy trellis
100 points go to 8th place: @frank leaf
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @calm wind

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raw moss Feb 18, 2026, 1:38 AM

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glacial totem Feb 18, 2026, 1:44 AM

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long vine Feb 18, 2026, 1:47 AM

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frank leaf Feb 18, 2026, 2:12 AM

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minor jewel Feb 18, 2026, 2:16 AM

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visual radish Feb 18, 2026, 2:26 AM

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trail pollen Feb 18, 2026, 2:26 AM

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calm wind Feb 18, 2026, 2:26 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 18, 2026, 2:27 AM

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formal badge Feb 18, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @visual radish, @trail pollen, @calm wind, @long vine, @tame cape, @formal badge, @minor jewel, and @frank leaf
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@trail pollen and @formal badge set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@visual radish tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@carmine cairn sharpened @glacial totem's face at a Sharpening Station. @glacial totem became the sharpest tool in the shed. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.

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@frank leaf had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@calm wind took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@minor jewel wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@trail pollen tried to launch a poison dart frog at @carmine cairn through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @trail pollen has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @trail pollen died.

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@calm wind likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @calm wind probably liked trains a bit too much. @calm wind died.

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@long vine donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@raw moss tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@minor jewel tried to kill @visual radish with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@frank leaf tried to instigate drama against @long vine, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @frank leaf used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @long vine died.

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@formal badge was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@carmine cairn literally gaslighted @tame cape by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @tame cape died.

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@minor jewel iwwegawy owoed to @raw moss and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @minor jewel died.

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@frank leaf skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @frank leaf died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @formal badge was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@visual radish discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@formal badge found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@carmine cairn flexed so hard on @visual radish that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @visual radish died.

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@raw moss accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@formal badge tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @formal badge died.

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Thanks to @carmine cairn's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @raw moss's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @visual radish
150 points go to 5th place: @frank leaf
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @calm wind
100 points go to 10th place: @trail pollen

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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red kindle Feb 18, 2026, 2:38 AM

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @trail pollen, @long vine, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @formal badge, @slate flax, @arctic temple, @frank leaf, and @urban sequoia
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@carmine cairn hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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The Cyborg hacked into @wide inlet's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@urban sequoia found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@glacial totem kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @slate flax had had enough, so they scooped @glacial totem to death with an ice cream spoon. @glacial totem died.

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@trail pollen tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @trail pollen died.

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@formal badge watched @raw moss go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @raw moss was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@arctic temple soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @arctic temple dyed.

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Low on health, @long vine hid from @red kindle by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @long vine died.

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@frank leaf was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @frank leaf died.

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@arctic temple tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @arctic temple died.

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@slate flax reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @slate flax died.

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@raw moss wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@urban sequoia used their Wooden Sword to lop off @wide inlet's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @urban sequoia invented golf. @wide inlet died.

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@carmine cairn started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@inland spoke tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @urban sequoia discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @urban sequoia died.

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@formal badge angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@carmine cairn got a piggyback ride from @formal badge, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @raw moss ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@red kindle reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @carmine cairn in a Fish costume.

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@red kindle bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @red kindle was blown to smithereens. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @raw moss keeled over from a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wide inlet
100 points go to 8th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @frank leaf

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @trail pollen, @calm wind, @long vine, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @paper rose, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @lofty dove, @formal badge, @slate flax, @hexed fiber, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@trail pollen put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @trail pollen died.

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@formal badge didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @calm wind, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @calm wind died.

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@raw moss joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@paper rose and @long vine fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @paper rose won by breaking @long vine's spine. @long vine died.

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@lofty dove screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@hexed fiber cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@slate flax disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@urban sequoia accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@paper rose constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @wide inlet by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @paper rose's positioning was a bit off. @paper rose died.

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@minor jewel made some Synonym Rolls for @livid shuttle and @red kindle. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@waxen marlin was playing hide and seek with @raw moss and @hexed fiber, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @waxen marlin died.

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@inland spoke swung a Influx Waver at @wide inlet, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@livid shuttle was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @livid shuttle died.

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@lofty dove decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @lofty dove died.

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@slate flax opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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Out of boredom, @urban sequoia used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@hexed fiber and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @hexed fiber's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@formal badge burst with happiness, quite literally. @formal badge died.

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@slate flax was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @slate flax died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @urban sequoia tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@wide inlet found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@minor jewel fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @minor jewel died.

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@red kindle shot a sand block at @carmine cairn with a Sandgun, but @carmine cairn managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@inland spoke started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@inland spoke tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @inland spoke's brains. @inland spoke died.

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@hexed fiber saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @hexed fiber died.

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@urban sequoia didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@wide inlet used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@carmine cairn watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@wide inlet started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@carmine cairn flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@urban sequoia tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @urban sequoia then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle became convinced that @wide inlet was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @wide inlet, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@wide inlet looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @wide inlet died.

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@raw moss was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@carmine cairn crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @raw moss laughed at them, not knowing that @carmine cairn was just a completionist.

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@red kindle was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@carmine cairn overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@red kindle summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@raw moss saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

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urban sequoia Feb 18, 2026, 5:12 AM

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red kindle Feb 18, 2026, 5:13 AM

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tight niche Feb 18, 2026, 5:27 AM

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stray hill Feb 18, 2026, 5:29 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @stray hill, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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@tame cape got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @tame cape died.

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@minor jewel was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @minor jewel died.

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@red kindle tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@warped jacinth had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @warped jacinth died.

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@urban sequoia started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @urban sequoia - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @urban sequoia then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@lofty sleet stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tight niche thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@arctic temple fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @arctic temple died.

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@inland spoke ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @inland spoke died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @urban sequoia accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @urban sequoia died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @lofty sleet. @lofty sleet died.

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@stray hill was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @stray hill died.

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@raw moss failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@long vine combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@formal badge used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @formal badge died.

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@red kindle used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @red kindle died.

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@livid shuttle shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @livid shuttle's head. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@tight niche decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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While @long vine looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @long vine died.

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@tight niche blew @raw moss to bits using an exploding bed. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@carmine cairn flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @carmine cairn's face off with its bare hands. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 9th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 10th place: @urban sequoia

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wind flicker Feb 18, 2026, 5:56 AM

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tight niche Feb 18, 2026, 6:28 AM

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glacial totem Feb 18, 2026, 6:29 AM

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worthy trellis Feb 18, 2026, 6:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @worthy trellis, @tame cape, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @minor jewel, and @warped jacinth
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@tame cape fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@worthy trellis used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @worthy trellis then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@wind flicker neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @wind flicker died.

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@minor jewel overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@raw moss went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @raw moss's canvas.

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@glacial totem built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @warped jacinth spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@waxen marlin listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @waxen marlin saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@formal badge found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@glacial totem boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @glacial totem died.

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@worthy trellis tried to high-five @raw moss, but @raw moss went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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The Cyborg hacked into @long vine's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@tame cape's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @tame cape died.

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@formal badge popped @waxen marlin by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @waxen marlin died.

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@minor jewel clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @minor jewel died.

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@warped jacinth's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @warped jacinth died.

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@worthy trellis forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @worthy trellis died.

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@raw moss sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@formal badge found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @raw moss, who silenced @formal badge by filling their hiding place with water. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche had a terrible night. @tight niche died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @long vine's. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @worthy trellis
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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raw moss Feb 18, 2026, 6:38 AM

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long vine Feb 18, 2026, 6:38 AM

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paper rose Feb 18, 2026, 6:41 AM

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glacial totem Feb 18, 2026, 6:46 AM

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minor jewel Feb 18, 2026, 6:51 AM

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inland spoke Feb 18, 2026, 6:53 AM

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red kindle Feb 18, 2026, 6:54 AM

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waxen marlin Feb 18, 2026, 6:54 AM

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amber ermine Feb 18, 2026, 6:57 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 18, 2026, 7:00 AM

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worthy trellis Feb 18, 2026, 7:22 AM

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tight niche Feb 18, 2026, 7:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @worthy trellis, @red kindle, @paper rose, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@inland spoke argued with @urban sequoia about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@glacial totem stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @glacial totem died.

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@amber ermine smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @amber ermine died.

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@worthy trellis accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @worthy trellis died.

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@tight niche learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@livid shuttle and @waxen marlin were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@minor jewel was building a nice house. @long vine asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @minor jewel just looked confused.

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@long vine fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@paper rose was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @paper rose died.

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@waxen marlin made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@waxen marlin went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@tight niche performed an interpretive dance for @inland spoke and @raw moss as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@minor jewel was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @minor jewel suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche ran out of bullets while fighting @minor jewel, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @minor jewel died.

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@raw moss sharpened @inland spoke's face at a Sharpening Station. @inland spoke became the sharpest tool in the shed. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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While playing at the beach, @red kindle buried @tight niche in the sand. It took @tight niche several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@urban sequoia tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@urban sequoia tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@long vine decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tight niche tried to attack @red kindle with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@red kindle used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @red kindle died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@long vine has fallen, and they can't get up. @long vine died.

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@raw moss and @tight niche started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @raw moss took out their actual shotgun. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @paper rose

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 18, 2026, 7:39 AM

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inland spoke Feb 18, 2026, 7:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 7:40 AM

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minor jewel Feb 18, 2026, 7:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 7:44 AM

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raw moss Feb 18, 2026, 7:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 7:46 AM

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amber ermine Feb 18, 2026, 7:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 7:49 AM

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paper rose Feb 18, 2026, 7:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 7:50 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 18, 2026, 7:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 7:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 8:30 AM

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tight niche Feb 18, 2026, 8:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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arctic temple Feb 18, 2026, 8:35 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 8:35 AM

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red kindle Feb 18, 2026, 8:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 8:36 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 18, 2026, 8:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 8:36 AM

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gray sky Feb 18, 2026, 8:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 8:49 AM

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sweet fractal Feb 18, 2026, 8:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 8:50 AM

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long vine Feb 18, 2026, 8:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 8:51 AM

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@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

last cypress Feb 18, 2026, 8:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 8:51 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 18, 2026, 9:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 9:24 AM

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carmine flower Feb 18, 2026, 9:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 9:25 AM

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@carmine flower, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 17 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @paper rose, @carmine flower, @sweet fractal, @last cypress, @gray sky, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@abstract thunder wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @inland spoke into an apple. @inland spoke died.

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@sweet fractal visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @sweet fractal thought her hands were more interesting.

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@amber ermine picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @amber ermine died.

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@arctic temple made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@last cypress decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@tight niche accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @tight niche.

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After eating supper together, @tranquil wyvern betrayed @red kindle in exchange for 30 silver coins. @red kindle died.

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@minor jewel cut a specific wire in @paper rose's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @paper rose died.

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@urban sequoia performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@carmine flower tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @carmine flower died.

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@raw moss trapped @livid shuttle in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@sweet fractal accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @sweet fractal died. @sweet fractal died. @sweet fractal died. @sweet fractal died.

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@tight niche took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@gray sky made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @gray sky died.

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@abstract thunder summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @abstract thunder died.

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@minor jewel somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@arctic temple started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@livid shuttle played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @livid shuttle died.

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@minor jewel made fun of @tranquil wyvern for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tranquil wyvern shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @urban sequoia died.

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@arctic temple went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @arctic temple decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@arctic temple received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @arctic temple died.

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@raw moss hosted a spelling bee! @tight niche had to spell "cat". @long vine had to spell "rain". @tranquil wyvern had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@last cypress was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@tight niche drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@raw moss thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@last cypress forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @last cypress wasn't a Slime, @last cypress was endlessly beaten. @last cypress died.

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@raw moss yelled, "Duck!" @tranquil wyvern excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to deal a finishing blow to @tight niche, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@long vine attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@tight niche fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @raw moss started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@tight niche walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss played Frisbee with @long vine using a Light Disc, but @long vine unfortunately didn't have five hands. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @last cypress
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 18, 2026, 9:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 9:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

last cypress Feb 18, 2026, 9:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 9:39 AM

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@last cypress, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 18, 2026, 9:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 9:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

minor jewel Feb 18, 2026, 9:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 9:42 AM

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@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Feb 18, 2026, 9:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 9:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 18, 2026, 10:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:09 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 18, 2026, 10:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:26 AM

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red kindle Feb 18, 2026, 10:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:26 AM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 18, 2026, 10:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:27 AM

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tight niche Feb 18, 2026, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @last cypress, @gray sky, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@last cypress gave a hug to @red kindle and almost choked them to death!

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@long vine tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @long vine is now bald.

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@gray sky took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @raw moss's Rod of Discord.

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@minor jewel discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@urban sequoia asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@raw moss saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @raw moss died.

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@inland spoke took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@gray sky dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @gray sky died.

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@inland spoke used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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Several players decided to form a band. @long vine was the trumpet, @minor jewel was the clarinetist, @urban sequoia was the drummer, and @inland spoke was the drum. @inland spoke died.

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@last cypress chewed some gum. It made @last cypress feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @last cypress died.

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@long vine found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @tranquil wyvern was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@minor jewel hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia sat on a wall. @urban sequoia had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @urban sequoia together again. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@red kindle lulled @tranquil wyvern into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @red kindle died.

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@long vine did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @tight niche, who happened to be watching. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @last cypress
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Feb 18, 2026, 10:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:38 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

minor jewel Feb 18, 2026, 10:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:38 AM

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@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

last cypress Feb 18, 2026, 10:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:42 AM

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@last cypress, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 18, 2026, 10:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:43 AM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 18, 2026, 10:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:43 AM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 18, 2026, 10:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:44 AM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

paper rose Feb 18, 2026, 10:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:48 AM

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@paper rose, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sweet fractal Feb 18, 2026, 10:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:54 AM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Feb 18, 2026, 10:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 10:56 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 18, 2026, 11:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 11:06 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame cape Feb 18, 2026, 11:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 11:12 AM

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@tame cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

topaz dune Feb 18, 2026, 11:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 11:15 AM

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@topaz dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 18, 2026, 11:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 18, 2026, 11:25 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@topaz dune, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @tame cape, @paper rose, @sweet fractal, @last cypress, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@waxen marlin stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@topaz dune ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @topaz dune died.

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@tame cape stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @tame cape died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Medusa Head on @paper rose and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @paper rose died.

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@inland spoke tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@sweet fractal got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @sweet fractal died.

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@long vine went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@livid shuttle learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @waxen marlin found out that @livid shuttle meant "killer" in the literal sense. @waxen marlin died.

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@minor jewel tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@minor jewel ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @minor jewel died.

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@long vine ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@livid shuttle dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @livid shuttle died.

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@last cypress cornered @tranquil wyvern at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tranquil wyvern started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@inland spoke wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@urban sequoia summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@long vine wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@last cypress tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@tight niche was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @inland spoke excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@tranquil wyvern found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@red kindle asked @tranquil wyvern to give them a hand, so @tranquil wyvern chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@last cypress touched @long vine's gun without permission. @last cypress died.

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@urban sequoia tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@tight niche used an Inferno Fork to eat. @long vine thought they didn't notice, but @tight niche just really likes spicy food.

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@urban sequoia drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@red kindle found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@inland spoke found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@tranquil wyvern opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@tranquil wyvern drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@inland spoke uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia and @tight niche played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@urban sequoia challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @red kindle's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@long vine caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @last cypress
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight niche Feb 18, 2026, 12:28 PM

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