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limpid glacier Feb 17, 2026, 3:38 AM

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inland spoke Feb 17, 2026, 3:43 AM

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cosmic ferry Feb 17, 2026, 3:44 AM

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red kindle Feb 17, 2026, 3:47 AM

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raw moss Feb 17, 2026, 3:48 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 17, 2026, 3:53 AM

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wind flicker Feb 17, 2026, 4:10 AM

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full pivot Feb 17, 2026, 4:20 AM

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minor jewel Feb 17, 2026, 4:20 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 17, 2026, 4:26 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@full pivot, @wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @cosmic ferry, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wide inlet yelled, "Duck!" @wind flicker excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @wind flicker died.

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@cosmic ferry donated all of their organs to those in need. @cosmic ferry died.

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@limpid glacier found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@livid shuttle heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@inland spoke took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @minor jewel and @red kindle ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@carmine cairn tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@urban sequoia was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @urban sequoia suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@livid shuttle gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @livid shuttle died.

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@full pivot started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @wide inlet forced them to put in some more effort.

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@minor jewel tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@limpid glacier accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @limpid glacier died.

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@carmine cairn added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@full pivot broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @full pivot died.

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@inland spoke thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@wide inlet tried to confess their love to @inland spoke, but @inland spoke interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@inland spoke died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@minor jewel decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @minor jewel died.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@urban sequoia accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @red kindle died.

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@wide inlet dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @wide inlet died.

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@raw moss fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@raw moss was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 17, 2026, 4:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 4:39 AM

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long vine Feb 17, 2026, 4:39 AM

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minor jewel Feb 17, 2026, 4:41 AM

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inland spoke Feb 17, 2026, 4:44 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 17, 2026, 4:45 AM

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red kindle Feb 17, 2026, 4:45 AM

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glass vine Feb 17, 2026, 4:55 AM

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brave shore Feb 17, 2026, 4:56 AM

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wide inlet Feb 17, 2026, 5:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 5:02 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 17, 2026, 5:07 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 17, 2026, 5:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 5:23 AM

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formal badge Feb 17, 2026, 5:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 5:25 AM

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tight niche Feb 17, 2026, 5:30 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @glass vine, @formal badge, @brave shore, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@glass vine built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@red kindle adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @raw moss wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @red kindle all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@formal badge tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @urban sequoia, but it refused to listen because @formal badge didn't have enough badges.

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@wide inlet sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @wide inlet died.

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@glass vine chewed some gum. It made @glass vine feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @glass vine died.

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@minor jewel challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @minor jewel died.

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@inland spoke took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@brave shore developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@carmine cairn started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@tranquil wyvern tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@inland spoke stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@formal badge dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @long vine fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@raw moss declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @raw moss's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@formal badge tried to attack @long vine with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@red kindle’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@tight niche had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@brave shore was briefly jumpscared by @raw moss wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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Rumors started spreading that @carmine cairn was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @carmine cairn.

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@carmine cairn visited @brave shore, but no one was home. @carmine cairn felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@formal badge and @red kindle discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@tight niche stole @raw moss's lemons. @raw moss got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @tight niche's house down.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @formal badge's. @formal badge died.

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@red kindle got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@red kindle stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @red kindle died.

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@brave shore hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@carmine cairn ran out of bullets while fighting @long vine, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @carmine cairn suggested using cover against them. @tight niche recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@raw moss was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@raw moss tricked @carmine cairn into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Feb 17, 2026, 5:39 AM

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arctic temple Feb 17, 2026, 5:42 AM

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river frost Feb 17, 2026, 5:42 AM

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long vine Feb 17, 2026, 5:44 AM

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sturdy siren Feb 17, 2026, 5:45 AM

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inland spoke Feb 17, 2026, 5:47 AM

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minor jewel Feb 17, 2026, 5:48 AM

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red kindle Feb 17, 2026, 5:53 AM

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raw moss Feb 17, 2026, 5:54 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 17, 2026, 5:54 AM

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potent talon Feb 17, 2026, 6:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 6:13 AM

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slate flax Feb 17, 2026, 6:20 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 17, 2026, 6:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 6:24 AM

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tight niche Feb 17, 2026, 6:28 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @red kindle, @sturdy siren, @river frost, @potent talon, @formal badge, @slate flax, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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@inland spoke discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @minor jewel's Star Cannon. @red kindle died.

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@sturdy siren landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @sturdy siren accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @sturdy siren died.

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@urban sequoia used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @raw moss begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@raw moss spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@raw moss’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@raw moss went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@potent talon tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @potent talon died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @arctic temple was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @arctic temple died.

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@minor jewel accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @tight niche was watching. @minor jewel died.

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@raw moss looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@warped jacinth forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @warped jacinth died.

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@river frost decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@slate flax tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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There once was a @urban sequoia who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @urban sequoia's insides, and all the animals were freed. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@slate flax messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@tight niche picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@slate flax went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @slate flax died.

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@long vine started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @long vine decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@formal badge made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@river frost sang a song to try to impress @long vine, @raw moss, and @tight niche. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@formal badge started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@tight niche spiced up @formal badge's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @tight niche died.

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@river frost tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @river frost died.

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@raw moss invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@long vine's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@long vine rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @long vine with unnecessary advice.

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@long vine accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @river frost
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

formal badge Feb 17, 2026, 6:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 6:39 AM

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minor jewel Feb 17, 2026, 6:39 AM

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river frost Feb 17, 2026, 6:42 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 17, 2026, 6:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 6:56 AM

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red kindle Feb 17, 2026, 6:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 6:57 AM

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worthy trellis Feb 17, 2026, 7:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 7:01 AM

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raw moss Feb 17, 2026, 7:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 7:09 AM

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inland spoke Feb 17, 2026, 7:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 7:25 AM

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paper rose Feb 17, 2026, 7:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 7:25 AM

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vagrant storm Feb 17, 2026, 7:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 7:28 AM

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tight niche Feb 17, 2026, 7:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 7:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @vagrant storm, @worthy trellis, @red kindle, @paper rose, @river frost, @formal badge, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@formal badge did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @vagrant storm, who happened to be watching. @vagrant storm died.

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@worthy trellis's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @paper rose and @river frost's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @worthy trellis died.

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@urban sequoia felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@red kindle slammed @paper rose into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @paper rose died.

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@minor jewel trapped @raw moss in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@river frost was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @river frost died.

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@minor jewel tried to attack @red kindle by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @minor jewel died.

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@inland spoke underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @inland spoke died.

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@formal badge began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@urban sequoia angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @urban sequoia's floating house. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @red kindle randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@raw moss walked into a bar. @tight niche laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@red kindle accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@red kindle managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @red kindle found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @red kindle died.

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@tight niche was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @river frost
100 points go to 9th place: @paper rose
100 points go to 10th place: @worthy trellis

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@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @worthy trellis, @red kindle, @river frost, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@minor jewel teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@tight niche lured @raw moss into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @raw moss's dust allergy! @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@wet merlin damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@amber ermine tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @amber ermine died.

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@worthy trellis got stuck in @inland spoke's Rod of Discord farm. @worthy trellis died.

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@red kindle built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@formal badge managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@river frost ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @river frost died.

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@urban sequoia paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Titanium Sword.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @tranquil wyvern. Queen Bee died.

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@tight niche dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@formal badge called @urban sequoia a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @formal badge died.

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@wet merlin painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@minor jewel trapped @livid shuttle in a maze, but while they were taunting @livid shuttle, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@red kindle tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@minor jewel swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @minor jewel died.

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@wet merlin boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche hid from @urban sequoia after @inland spoke exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@inland spoke didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @inland spoke died.

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@livid shuttle tried to attack @tight niche with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @livid shuttle to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@urban sequoia was arrested for killing @tranquil wyvern with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @red kindle decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @urban sequoia into fertilizer. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @red kindle died.

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@livid shuttle was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @livid shuttle would soon die a gruesome death. @livid shuttle ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@livid shuttle spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @river frost

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @paper rose, @pallid spindle, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@tranquil wyvern touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@tight niche met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tight niche ended up completely fine.

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@minor jewel looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@amber ermine woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @amber ermine died.

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@paper rose forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @paper rose died.

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@red kindle begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@wet merlin tried to strike @urban sequoia down, but @urban sequoia instead became more powerful than @wet merlin could possibly imagine.

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@pallid spindle fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @pallid spindle died.

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@long vine started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @inland spoke and @tranquil wyvern.

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@wet merlin chased @waxen marlin with their Shadewood Sword. @waxen marlin tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @wet merlin. @waxen marlin died.

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@red kindle reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @minor jewel in a Fish costume.

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@tight niche made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @urban sequoia walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@wet merlin tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@tight niche became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@urban sequoia started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@inland spoke stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @inland spoke's ego received a small boost.

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@red kindle found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @red kindle walked out the door.

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@wet merlin put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@wet merlin died.

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@inland spoke challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@livid shuttle looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @livid shuttle died.

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@minor jewel burned @red kindle to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @minor jewel for reading books. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@minor jewel decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@tight niche played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@minor jewel made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @minor jewel died.

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@tight niche wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @paper rose, @pallid spindle, @waxen marlin, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@long vine tried to kill @wet merlin, but failed to ask for consent.

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@amber ermine tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @amber ermine died.

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@paper rose got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @paper rose died.

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@livid shuttle and @inland spoke had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@pallid spindle had a terrible night. @pallid spindle died.

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@waxen marlin sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@waxen marlin got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @waxen marlin died.

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@abstract thunder hadn't seen @red kindle in a long time, and missed them. @red kindle aimed a Sniper Rifle at @abstract thunder from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @abstract thunder died.

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@livid shuttle started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@tight niche tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@urban sequoia painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@formal badge spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @formal badge died.

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@long vine was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@inland spoke fired their bow at @tranquil wyvern, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @inland spoke gave up.

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@red kindle brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@wet merlin drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@minor jewel is hvinga stroker n. @minor jewel died.

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@inland spoke found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@urban sequoia rescued @wet merlin from drowning, but in reverse. @wet merlin died.

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@red kindle got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @red kindle wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @red kindle was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@tight niche became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@long vine spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @long vine with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@tight niche screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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After opening a present, @urban sequoia discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@red kindle pointed a wooden wand at @inland spoke and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@inland spoke was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@urban sequoia wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@red kindle summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@urban sequoia ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern was walked on by a Martian Walker. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tight niche's artistic genius.

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@long vine found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @long vine was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@red kindle asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@red kindle tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @red kindle didn't know that.

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@tight niche tried to stab @long vine, but @long vine's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @long vine died.

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@red kindle picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @red kindle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @paper rose, @quasi delta, @pallid spindle, @river frost, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@quasi delta painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@inland spoke tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@mighty coyote found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@pallid spindle managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@wet merlin wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@long vine went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @long vine's canvas.

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@livid shuttle tried to set up a campfire, but @minor jewel drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@long vine was ordered by @river frost to sing a song or be killed. @long vine tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @long vine died.

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@mighty coyote fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @red kindle. @mighty coyote died.

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@tranquil wyvern tied up @tight niche and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @tight niche to die. However, @tight niche managed to escape from their bonds.

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@urban sequoia gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @paper rose, who was in the front row. @paper rose died.

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@wet merlin got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@quasi delta thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @quasi delta died.

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@pallid spindle was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @pallid spindle died.

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@formal badge argued with @red kindle about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@river frost followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @river frost died.

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@tranquil wyvern started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@inland spoke overwhelmed @livid shuttle with a storm of flying bananas. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@wet merlin climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @urban sequoia and @minor jewel.

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@wet merlin's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @wet merlin died.

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@formal badge planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@inland spoke put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge put two forward slashes in front of @minor jewel and commented them out of existence. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @urban sequoia died.

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@formal badge ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@tight niche's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tight niche responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@tight niche cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @tight niche's heart! @tight niche died.

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@red kindle got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@formal badge decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @formal badge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @red kindle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @red kindle
500 points go to 2nd place: @formal badge
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @river frost

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inland spoke Feb 17, 2026, 11:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 11:39 AM

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river frost Feb 17, 2026, 11:39 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 17, 2026, 11:39 AM

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minor jewel Feb 17, 2026, 11:39 AM

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red kindle Feb 17, 2026, 11:40 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 17, 2026, 11:41 AM

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long vine Feb 17, 2026, 11:42 AM

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formal badge Feb 17, 2026, 11:43 AM

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paper rose Feb 17, 2026, 11:48 AM

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limpid glacier Feb 17, 2026, 11:52 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 17, 2026, 11:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 11:54 AM

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wet merlin Feb 17, 2026, 12:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 12:11 PM

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tight niche Feb 17, 2026, 12:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 12:27 PM

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lavish oasis Feb 17, 2026, 12:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 12:27 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @lavish oasis, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @paper rose, @abstract thunder, @river frost, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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A zombie snuck up on @paper rose and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @paper rose died.

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@limpid glacier finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @long vine caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@abstract thunder took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @abstract thunder died.

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@river frost fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @river frost died.

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After @limpid glacier went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @limpid glacier died.

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@wet merlin found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @wet merlin pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@red kindle was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@urban sequoia found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@formal badge tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @minor jewel's head instead. @minor jewel died.

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@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@inland spoke wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@lavish oasis planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@wet merlin tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @wet merlin died.

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@urban sequoia tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@formal badge modified @lavish oasis's Copper Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @lavish oasis was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @lavish oasis died.

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@inland spoke started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @formal badge in disguise.

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@urban sequoia thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @red kindle appeared instead.

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@tranquil wyvern tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @tranquil wyvern then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@tight niche told @formal badge to step off their carpet, which they did. @tight niche proceeded to murder @formal badge, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @formal badge died.

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@red kindle pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @long vine.

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@tight niche won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@long vine didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @red kindle, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @red kindle died.

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@long vine spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tight niche. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @lavish oasis
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

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long vine Feb 17, 2026, 12:39 PM

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amber ermine Feb 17, 2026, 12:42 PM

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tame cape Feb 17, 2026, 12:53 PM

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pallid spindle Feb 17, 2026, 12:55 PM

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wind flicker Feb 17, 2026, 12:55 PM

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inland spoke Feb 17, 2026, 1:05 PM

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minor jewel Feb 17, 2026, 1:06 PM

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red kindle Feb 17, 2026, 1:06 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 17, 2026, 1:07 PM

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river frost Feb 17, 2026, 1:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 17, 2026, 1:14 PM

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wet merlin Feb 17, 2026, 1:21 PM

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errant vine Feb 17, 2026, 1:25 PM

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gusty ermine Feb 17, 2026, 1:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 17, 2026, 1:28 PM

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edgy niche Feb 17, 2026, 1:29 PM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @edgy niche, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @errant vine, @pallid spindle, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @gusty ermine, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@wind flicker was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @wind flicker died.

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@amber ermine was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @amber ermine died.

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@pallid spindle and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @pallid spindle's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@wet merlin wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@tame cape was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @tame cape died.

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@urban sequoia found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@inland spoke thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@pallid spindle summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @pallid spindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@livid shuttle comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@gusty ermine, @river frost, and @long vine raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @errant vine over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@minor jewel played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@river frost has fallen, and they can't get up. @river frost died.

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@wet merlin and @limpid glacier farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@livid shuttle was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @livid shuttle died.

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@limpid glacier drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @limpid glacier died.

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@gusty ermine found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @gusty ermine died.

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@minor jewel neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @minor jewel died.

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@wet merlin played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @wet merlin died.

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@edgy niche dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @edgy niche is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@tranquil wyvern won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@inland spoke called @edgy niche on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @inland spoke died.

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@errant vine forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @errant vine wasn't a Slime, @errant vine was endlessly beaten. @errant vine died.

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@urban sequoia was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @urban sequoia died.

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@edgy niche forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @edgy niche died.

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@tranquil wyvern dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tight niche, but @tight niche simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @red kindle died.

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@long vine used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @edgy niche
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

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pallid spindle Feb 17, 2026, 1:39 PM

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inland spoke Feb 17, 2026, 1:42 PM

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tame cape Feb 17, 2026, 1:42 PM

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near mortar Feb 17, 2026, 1:43 PM

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minor jewel Feb 17, 2026, 1:43 PM

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slim void Feb 17, 2026, 1:43 PM

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formal badge Feb 17, 2026, 1:45 PM

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wet merlin Feb 17, 2026, 1:47 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 17, 2026, 1:49 PM

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sweet fractal Feb 17, 2026, 1:53 PM

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amber ermine Feb 17, 2026, 1:57 PM

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red kindle Feb 17, 2026, 2:12 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 17, 2026, 2:13 PM

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long vine Feb 17, 2026, 2:23 PM

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chrome dagger Feb 17, 2026, 2:25 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 17, 2026, 2:25 PM

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tight niche Feb 17, 2026, 2:28 PM

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brazen plaza Feb 17, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are 20 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @chrome dagger, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @brazen plaza, @slim void, @pallid spindle, @sweet fractal, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, @near mortar, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

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@wet merlin recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@livid shuttle tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@chrome dagger finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @chrome dagger died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @near mortar accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@tight niche spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @amber ermine farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @amber ermine died.

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@tame cape went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @tame cape died.

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@pallid spindle spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @pallid spindle died.

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@sweet fractal practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @sweet fractal died.

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@waxen marlin tried to explain to @red kindle that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @red kindle countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle declared that 64 was their favorite number. @minor jewel wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @livid shuttle by stabbing them 64 times. @livid shuttle died.

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@urban sequoia drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@minor jewel constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @formal badge by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @minor jewel's positioning was a bit off. @minor jewel died.

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@near mortar was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @near mortar died.

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@slim void tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @long vine and @tranquil wyvern, who did not approve of gambling.

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@carmine cairn threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @carmine cairn unlocked the power of flight!

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@tight niche came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@wet merlin bought a Gatligator and fired it at @urban sequoia for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @wet merlin furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@red kindle became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@wet merlin vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @wet merlin died.

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@inland spoke and @formal badge had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@inland spoke got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @inland spoke, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@tight niche threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@slim void breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @slim void died.

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@urban sequoia and @formal badge huddled around @tranquil wyvern to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @tranquil wyvern's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@brazen plaza couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@long vine thought that @brazen plaza was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@urban sequoia used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche got tired of @formal badge trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @formal badge at a Sawmill. @formal badge died.

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@long vine wrote @red kindle's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @carmine cairn's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@tight niche snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@long vine talked with @brazen plaza about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@carmine cairn crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @carmine cairn's entire body.

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@tight niche drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@long vine launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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Poor @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn keeps getting pinged over and over again. @carmine cairn is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn.

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@brazen plaza was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @brazen plaza died.

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@carmine cairn told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @long vine and @tight niche.

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@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@long vine tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @long vine's mouth.

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@tight niche and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @carmine cairn tattled on them.

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@tight niche decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @slim void
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @mental pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @floral plank, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @river frost, @minor jewel, @near mortar, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@near mortar decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@ebon matrix looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@minor jewel huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@inland spoke ripped @raw moss's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@mental pebble triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @mental pebble died.

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@wet merlin tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@amber ermine became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@floral plank got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @floral plank died.

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@ebon matrix attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @river frost watched the carnage from a safe distance. @ebon matrix died.

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@urban sequoia found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@river frost dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @river frost died.

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@minor jewel got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@tranquil wyvern recruited @carmine cairn as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@tight niche disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@near mortar tried to shoot an apple off of @minor jewel's head. @near mortar's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @urban sequoia blinked first.

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@near mortar wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @near mortar died.

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@inland spoke did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tight niche, who happened to be passing by.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @urban sequoia's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@wet merlin started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@red kindle broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@sweet fractal and @tranquil wyvern swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@inland spoke used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @red kindle tested this theory on @inland spoke, who bounced, and ended up being right. @inland spoke died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @urban sequoia's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@sweet fractal was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@red kindle descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@sweet fractal put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @sweet fractal died.

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@tight niche practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn got their chainsaws ready.

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@red kindle finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@red kindle wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @carmine cairn wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @red kindle killed the Traveling Merchant first. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn walked up to @tight niche and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @carmine cairn, that kills people! @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @fallen canopy, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @worthy trellis, @red kindle, @sweet fractal, @floral plank, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@livid shuttle started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@fallen canopy had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @fallen canopy wasn't a pie. @fallen canopy died.

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@tranquil wyvern obscured @worthy trellis's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @worthy trellis escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@red kindle tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@urban sequoia became convinced that @waxen marlin was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @waxen marlin, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@carmine cairn fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@amber ermine told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @amber ermine died.

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@worthy trellis loves @sweet fractal to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @worthy trellis died.

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@sweet fractal moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @sweet fractal died.

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@floral plank explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @floral plank died.

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@waxen marlin contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@limpid glacier wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@livid shuttle somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche and @limpid glacier were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tight niche suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @limpid glacier turned around to look. @limpid glacier died.

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@red kindle beat @wet merlin into a pulp with a stale baguette. @wet merlin died.

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@inland spoke was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@red kindle found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@red kindle sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@carmine cairn made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@tight niche filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@tight niche explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@carmine cairn smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@tight niche went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 5:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @chrome dagger, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @worthy trellis, @red kindle, @pallid spindle, @sweet fractal, @floral plank, @wicked rune, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine caused @red kindle to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@waxen marlin paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@inland spoke tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @inland spoke is now bald.

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@tight niche tried to destroy @floral plank by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@amber ermine and @livid shuttle were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @amber ermine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss asked @minor jewel to give them a hand, so @minor jewel chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@worthy trellis started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@chrome dagger threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @worthy trellis would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @worthy trellis died.

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@pallid spindle found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@pallid spindle curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @pallid spindle in half. @pallid spindle died.

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@floral plank saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @floral plank died.

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@urban sequoia drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@carmine cairn saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@wicked rune went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @wicked rune died.

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@red kindle made up their own language and used it to threaten @formal badge, who simply scratched their head.

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@raw moss found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@sweet fractal drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@waxen marlin tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @waxen marlin died.

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@tight niche accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@livid shuttle found @chrome dagger sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@minor jewel walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@formal badge went down @carmine cairn's chimney to deliver presents, but @carmine cairn's fireplace was still in use. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @livid shuttle died.

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@minor jewel thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @minor jewel died.

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@carmine cairn murdered @inland spoke by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @inland spoke died.

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@chrome dagger took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@sweet fractal found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@urban sequoia made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@tranquil wyvern saw @raw moss trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @tranquil wyvern is calling the police!

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@sweet fractal slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @chrome dagger's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @chrome dagger died.

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@sweet fractal put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle and @tight niche decided to play catch with a Christmas Tree Sword. @red kindle missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@carmine cairn set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@carmine cairn couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@tight niche used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome dagger
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 17, 2026, 5:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 5:41 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 17, 2026, 5:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 5:43 PM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 17, 2026, 5:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 5:43 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 17, 2026, 5:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 5:43 PM

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red kindle Feb 17, 2026, 5:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 5:43 PM

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minor jewel Feb 17, 2026, 5:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 5:45 PM

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@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 17, 2026, 6:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 6:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Feb 17, 2026, 6:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 17, 2026, 6:27 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wide inlet Feb 17, 2026, 6:27 PM

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bb!register