#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 136

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:36 AM

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@tranquil wyvern gazed at clouds with @formal badge. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@tranquil wyvern had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@wet merlin tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @wet merlin died.

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@red kindle opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@formal badge tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@inland spoke wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@tight niche started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@long vine stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@urban sequoia somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @urban sequoia's chests for the rest of its life.

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@formal badge became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@urban sequoia left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@tranquil wyvern spoke softly to @inland spoke while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@brave shore found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@urban sequoia shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @urban sequoia's head. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@red kindle ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @red kindle died.

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@formal badge used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@tight niche took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @tight niche died.

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@long vine joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@long vine watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@brave shore created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @long vine got too close while watching. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Feb 16, 2026, 9:41 AM

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long vine Feb 16, 2026, 9:41 AM

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copper lily Feb 16, 2026, 9:47 AM

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inland spoke Feb 16, 2026, 9:48 AM

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gray sky Feb 16, 2026, 9:48 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 9:48 AM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 9:49 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 16, 2026, 9:52 AM

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waxen marlin Feb 16, 2026, 10:01 AM

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brave shore Feb 16, 2026, 10:20 AM

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amber ermine Feb 16, 2026, 10:25 AM

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tight niche Feb 16, 2026, 10:28 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @copper lily, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, @formal badge, @brave shore, @urban sequoia, and @rustic belfry
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The fighting begins again!

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@copper lily tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @copper lily died.

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@rustic belfry made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tranquil wyvern tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@urban sequoia wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@long vine solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@tight niche found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @gray sky, @inland spoke, and @amber ermine. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @amber ermine died.

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@formal badge saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @waxen marlin instead. @waxen marlin died.

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@brave shore started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@gray sky tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore literally can't even. @brave shore died.

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@rustic belfry forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @rustic belfry died.

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@long vine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tight niche finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@urban sequoia got a piggyback ride from @inland spoke, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle opened the front door and saw @long vine trying to murder the Guide. @red kindle slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@tranquil wyvern tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@formal badge found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @formal badge died.

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@long vine invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@tranquil wyvern refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@tight niche practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@red kindle placed chests all over the world except where @tranquil wyvern was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Santa Claus asked @tight niche what they wanted for Christmas. @tight niche replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@tight niche fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @red kindle and @long vine to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@tight niche took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@long vine was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@red kindle read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @red kindle then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @red kindle died.

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@long vine tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@tight niche entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Feb 16, 2026, 10:38 AM

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wet merlin Feb 16, 2026, 10:39 AM

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long vine Feb 16, 2026, 10:39 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 16, 2026, 10:43 AM

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inland spoke Feb 16, 2026, 10:58 AM

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rustic belfry Feb 16, 2026, 10:58 AM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 10:58 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 10:59 AM

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amber ermine Feb 16, 2026, 11:01 AM

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brave shore Feb 16, 2026, 11:01 AM

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chrome steeple Feb 16, 2026, 11:06 AM

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tight niche Feb 16, 2026, 11:28 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @chrome steeple, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @formal badge, @brave shore, @urban sequoia, @wet merlin, and @rustic belfry
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The fighting begins again!

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @chrome steeple. Apparently, not that many. @chrome steeple died.

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@tight niche claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@rustic belfry's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Death Sickle was nice and clean, but their Tsunami's string broke, and their Rainbow Rod cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@long vine got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@amber ermine didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@urban sequoia constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@formal badge accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @formal badge died. @formal badge died. @formal badge died. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @brave shore died.

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@wet merlin touched @urban sequoia's gun without permission. @wet merlin died.

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@long vine tried hacking into @rustic belfry's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @rustic belfry's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@red kindle tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@rustic belfry was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @rustic belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @urban sequoia found out that @tranquil wyvern meant "killer" in the literal sense. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine and @red kindle fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @long vine won by breaking @red kindle's spine. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@long vine used the power of Flex Tape to stick @tranquil wyvern in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @tranquil wyvern's suffering to a swift end. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Shadowbeam Staff.

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@tight niche accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 16, 2026, 11:40 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 11:40 AM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 11:40 AM

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amber ermine Feb 16, 2026, 11:43 AM

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proud comet Feb 16, 2026, 11:50 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 16, 2026, 12:05 PM

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inland spoke Feb 16, 2026, 12:05 PM

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wet merlin Feb 16, 2026, 12:15 PM

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floral plank Feb 16, 2026, 12:15 PM

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brave shore Feb 16, 2026, 12:25 PM

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rustic belfry Feb 16, 2026, 12:25 PM

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tight niche Feb 16, 2026, 12:26 PM

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raw moss Feb 16, 2026, 12:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @proud comet, @floral plank, @brave shore, @wet merlin, @urban sequoia, and @rustic belfry
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche shot @amber ermine to death with a finger gun. @amber ermine died.

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@rustic belfry cut a specific wire in @floral plank's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @floral plank died.

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@tranquil wyvern was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@inland spoke and @brave shore built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@brave shore discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @brave shore died.

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@wet merlin tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @wet merlin died.

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@rustic belfry fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @rustic belfry died.

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@red kindle spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@inland spoke stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @urban sequoia spotted a Crystal Storm on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@urban sequoia was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle tried to shoot @tight niche using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @proud comet's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@red kindle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @red kindle died.

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@long vine performed an interpretive dance for @tranquil wyvern and @raw moss as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@proud comet stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @proud comet died.

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@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@tranquil wyvern started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@tight niche hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @long vine's house. @long vine started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@raw moss tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@tranquil wyvern thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @tranquil wyvern's potions with Red Potions. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to use forbidden magic to erase @raw moss from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @raw moss die, so nothing actually happened.

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@tight niche found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@long vine used an Inferno Fork to eat. @raw moss thought they didn't notice, but @long vine just really likes spicy food.

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@tight niche used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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While exploring the Jungle, @raw moss needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @long vine to death. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @proud comet
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 16, 2026, 12:39 PM

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raw moss Feb 16, 2026, 12:40 PM

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inland spoke Feb 16, 2026, 12:41 PM

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abstract thunder Feb 16, 2026, 12:44 PM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 12:50 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 16, 2026, 12:52 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 12:56 PM

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brave shore Feb 16, 2026, 1:01 PM

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wind flicker Feb 16, 2026, 1:08 PM

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amber ermine Feb 16, 2026, 1:14 PM

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waxen marlin Feb 16, 2026, 1:23 PM

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tight niche Feb 16, 2026, 1:28 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @abstract thunder, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@tight niche used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@formal badge couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@livid shuttle walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@wind flicker was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @wind flicker died.

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@amber ermine became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @waxen marlin had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @amber ermine's suffering. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@raw moss wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@urban sequoia invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@brave shore thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@tranquil wyvern visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tranquil wyvern thought her hands were more interesting.

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@abstract thunder flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @red kindle when the world was flipped.

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@abstract thunder received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@red kindle used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @red kindle died.

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@long vine was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@abstract thunder didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @abstract thunder died.

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@urban sequoia joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@livid shuttle knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@waxen marlin had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @waxen marlin's skull. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @livid shuttle died.

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@inland spoke was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @tranquil wyvern's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@tranquil wyvern dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @urban sequoia, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@formal badge challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@tranquil wyvern shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @carmine cairn's special someone!

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@brave shore followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @brave shore died.

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Congratulations, @long vine! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @raw moss's life points directly. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 16, 2026, 1:41 PM

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formal badge Feb 16, 2026, 1:42 PM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 1:45 PM

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long vine Feb 16, 2026, 1:46 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 1:51 PM

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wet merlin Feb 16, 2026, 1:56 PM

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inland spoke Feb 16, 2026, 1:58 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 16, 2026, 2:04 PM

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fleet wharf Feb 16, 2026, 2:22 PM

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gusty ermine Feb 16, 2026, 2:25 PM

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worn mason Feb 16, 2026, 2:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 16, 2026, 2:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @fleet wharf, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @gusty ermine, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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@inland spoke and @tranquil wyvern were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@worn mason was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @worn mason died.

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@fleet wharf got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @fleet wharf died.

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@formal badge stole @gusty ermine's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @gusty ermine was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@gusty ermine played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @gusty ermine. @gusty ermine died.

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@wet merlin purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @wet merlin ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@wet merlin tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @wet merlin died.

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@red kindle found a room full of Bunny Banners in @inland spoke's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @inland spoke. @inland spoke died.

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@formal badge went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @formal badge died.

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@urban sequoia ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@red kindle and @tranquil wyvern played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@livid shuttle sniped @tight niche with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @livid shuttle, it was opposite day. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle and @raw moss relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@urban sequoia ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche found some Diamond Ore. @long vine quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@tranquil wyvern received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @tranquil wyvern died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @red kindle. @red kindle died.

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@long vine saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @long vine died.

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@raw moss and @tight niche started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @raw moss took out their actual shotgun. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 16, 2026, 2:40 PM

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long vine Feb 16, 2026, 2:42 PM

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inland spoke Feb 16, 2026, 2:43 PM

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tame cape Feb 16, 2026, 2:44 PM

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worn mason Feb 16, 2026, 2:47 PM

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pallid spindle Feb 16, 2026, 2:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 16, 2026, 2:52 PM

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mental pebble Feb 16, 2026, 2:54 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 2:59 PM

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gusty ermine Feb 16, 2026, 3:01 PM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 3:01 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 16, 2026, 3:03 PM

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polar prairie Feb 16, 2026, 3:06 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 16, 2026, 3:20 PM

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wicked rune Feb 16, 2026, 3:20 PM

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tight niche Feb 16, 2026, 3:27 PM

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wide inlet Feb 16, 2026, 3:28 PM

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lyric carbon Feb 16, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 19 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @worn mason, @mental pebble, @lyric carbon, @polar prairie, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @tame cape, @wide inlet, @pallid spindle, @wicked rune, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @gusty ermine, and @urban sequoia
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@urban sequoia used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@wicked rune buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@raw moss overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@livid shuttle crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @wide inlet laughed at them, not knowing that @livid shuttle was just a completionist.

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@gusty ermine tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @lyric carbon, but they were in broad daylight.

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@worn mason failed to properly hydrate. @worn mason died.

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@mental pebble used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @mental pebble died.

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@tranquil wyvern compressed @polar prairie until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @polar prairie died.

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@inland spoke was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @long vine's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @long vine died.

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@tame cape tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tame cape died.

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@carmine cairn hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@pallid spindle was playing hide and seek with @tight niche and @urban sequoia, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @pallid spindle died.

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@livid shuttle was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @livid shuttle died.

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@limpid glacier ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @limpid glacier said "thanks, you too." @limpid glacier died.

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@wide inlet was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @wide inlet dried.

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@gusty ermine was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @gusty ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@wicked rune was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @wicked rune died.

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@red kindle hid an actuator in @lyric carbon's lunch. Later that day, @lyric carbon stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @lyric carbon died.

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@raw moss gave @wide inlet Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @wide inlet died.

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@urban sequoia tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle threw @inland spoke in the washing machine and turned it on. @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tight niche felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@tight niche went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tight niche decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@red kindle received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @wide inlet
100 points go to 9th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 10th place: @wicked rune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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polar prairie Feb 16, 2026, 3:41 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 3:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 16, 2026, 3:48 PM

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wicked rune Feb 16, 2026, 3:49 PM

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slate flax Feb 16, 2026, 3:53 PM

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mental pebble Feb 16, 2026, 3:55 PM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 3:58 PM

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inland spoke Feb 16, 2026, 3:59 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 16, 2026, 4:00 PM

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raw moss Feb 16, 2026, 4:09 PM

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pallid spindle Feb 16, 2026, 4:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 4:12 PM

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amber ermine Feb 16, 2026, 4:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 4:18 PM

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tight niche Feb 16, 2026, 4:27 PM

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wide inlet Feb 16, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @mental pebble, @polar prairie, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @pallid spindle, @wicked rune, @slate flax, @limpid glacier, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@inland spoke saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @inland spoke died.

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@mental pebble sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @mental pebble died.

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@tight niche found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@wide inlet donned a Martian costume and chased @polar prairie in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @polar prairie died.

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@amber ermine's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @amber ermine died.

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@limpid glacier accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@slate flax built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@red kindle summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @red kindle died.

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@pallid spindle was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @pallid spindle died.

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@urban sequoia was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@wicked rune hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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There was a snake in @slate flax's boot! @slate flax died.

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@limpid glacier accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @limpid glacier, go jump off that cliff. @limpid glacier died.

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@urban sequoia challenged @tranquil wyvern to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tranquil wyvern's turn to win. @urban sequoia died.

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@wicked rune drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @wicked rune died.

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@wide inlet got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @wide inlet died.

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@raw moss knocked furiously on @tranquil wyvern's door while holding an axe. @tranquil wyvern shouted, "Who's there?"

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@tight niche wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@tight niche tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @tranquil wyvern spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@raw moss literally impeached @tranquil wyvern by squashing them under a giant peach. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@tight niche found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 5th place: @wicked rune
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 9th place: @pallid spindle
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @mental pebble, @polar prairie, @tranquil wyvern, @mental cloak, @vagrant storm, @wide inlet, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @gusty ermine, and @warped jacinth
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@waxen marlin used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @polar prairie alive. @polar prairie died.

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@wide inlet tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@vagrant storm stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @limpid glacier flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@mental cloak invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @mental cloak with a Falcon Blade while their cell phone was ringing. @mental cloak died.

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@wide inlet was vehicularly manslaughtered by @livid shuttle's minecart. @wide inlet died.

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@tranquil wyvern found the Last Prism. Then @mental pebble found another one, meaning that @tranquil wyvern's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@mental pebble found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @waxen marlin, who was out swimming that day. @waxen marlin died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @tranquil wyvern, @gusty ermine leaned away and farted.

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@livid shuttle tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@warped jacinth and @limpid glacier found themselves falling from a considerable height. @warped jacinth landed in a pool of water. @limpid glacier did not. @limpid glacier died.

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@gusty ermine sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @gusty ermine died.

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@vagrant storm thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@raw moss was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@tranquil wyvern marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@warped jacinth tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @raw moss in disguise. @warped jacinth died.

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@carmine cairn verbally roasted @vagrant storm so hard that they burst into flames. @vagrant storm died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@mental pebble was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @mental pebble let them be.

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@mental pebble built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@livid shuttle drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw @mental pebble standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @mental pebble died.

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@carmine cairn found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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After an intense fight, @tranquil wyvern was beaten by @raw moss in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @raw moss told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@tranquil wyvern took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@raw moss fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @mental pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 16, 2026, 5:39 PM

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pallid spindle Feb 16, 2026, 5:40 PM

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wicked rune Feb 16, 2026, 5:42 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 16, 2026, 5:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 16, 2026, 5:53 PM

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granite root Feb 16, 2026, 6:18 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 16, 2026, 6:20 PM

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modern plover Feb 16, 2026, 6:20 PM

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glacial totem Feb 16, 2026, 6:28 PM

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jolly swift Feb 16, 2026, 6:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @modern plover, @granite root, @pallid spindle, @wicked rune, @limpid glacier, and @gusty ermine
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@carmine cairn forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@jolly swift was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @jolly swift died.

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@limpid glacier was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @limpid glacier lived.

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@modern plover was buried under an avalanche that @tranquil wyvern had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @modern plover died.

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@gusty ermine was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@granite root started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@wicked rune huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @pallid spindle also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@glacial totem was dunked on by @wicked rune. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@granite root pranked @pallid spindle by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@granite root ran with scissors. @granite root died.

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@carmine cairn constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@tranquil wyvern and @pallid spindle engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @pallid spindle blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @pallid spindle died.

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@gusty ermine tried to deal a finishing blow to @tranquil wyvern, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@limpid glacier and @wicked rune were having a nice picnic on the beach when @glacial totem stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@raw moss built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@carmine cairn and @glacial totem attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@gusty ermine accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@wicked rune always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @wicked rune died.

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@limpid glacier and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @raw moss was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@limpid glacier ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @limpid glacier died.

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@gusty ermine tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @gusty ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @carmine cairn die

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@glacial totem had a dirty mind. Then @raw moss sprayed @glacial totem's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @glacial totem died.

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The Nurse told @raw moss they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @wicked rune
100 points go to 8th place: @pallid spindle
100 points go to 9th place: @granite root
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 16, 2026, 6:42 PM

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worn mason Feb 16, 2026, 6:47 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 16, 2026, 6:57 PM

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pallid spindle Feb 16, 2026, 7:05 PM

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exotic saddle Feb 16, 2026, 7:14 PM

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jolly swift Feb 16, 2026, 7:16 PM

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sacred bone Feb 16, 2026, 7:17 PM

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wet merlin Feb 16, 2026, 7:22 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 16, 2026, 7:25 PM

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warped jacinth Feb 16, 2026, 7:25 PM

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cyan barn Feb 16, 2026, 7:26 PM

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gusty ermine Feb 16, 2026, 7:26 PM

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gusty ermine Feb 16, 2026, 7:27 PM

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velvet dune Feb 16, 2026, 7:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @sacred bone, @raw moss, @worn mason, @exotic saddle, @velvet dune, @pallid spindle, @limpid glacier, @gusty ermine, @cyan barn, @wet merlin, and @warped jacinth
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@pallid spindle hosted a spelling bee! @warped jacinth had to spell "cat". @sacred bone had to spell "rain". @carmine cairn had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@raw moss listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @raw moss saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@jolly swift realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @jolly swift died.

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@sacred bone read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @sacred bone died.

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@limpid glacier befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@wet merlin used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@cyan barn offered to add a gold trim to @exotic saddle's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@worn mason tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@worn mason put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@worn mason tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @worn mason died.

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@exotic saddle tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @exotic saddle died.

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@pallid spindle woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@velvet dune was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @gusty ermine caught them in time.

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@pallid spindle was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @pallid spindle died.

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@cyan barn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@limpid glacier used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @limpid glacier died.

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@cyan barn struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@gusty ermine found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@warped jacinth modified @gusty ermine's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @gusty ermine was never seen again. @gusty ermine died.

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@carmine cairn searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@wet merlin went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @wet merlin's fault.

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@raw moss found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@cyan barn developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@cyan barn stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @cyan barn died.

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@raw moss built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@velvet dune joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @velvet dune was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@warped jacinth cut through @wet merlin with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @wet merlin died.

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@raw moss and @velvet dune were about to face off, but @raw moss had to run off to the restroom first.

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@velvet dune burst with happiness, quite literally. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @warped jacinth. @warped jacinth died.

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@raw moss found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @cyan barn
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @pallid spindle
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 16, 2026, 7:41 PM

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proud lava Feb 16, 2026, 7:48 PM

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velvet dune Feb 16, 2026, 7:50 PM

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slate flax Feb 16, 2026, 8:16 PM

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copper lily Feb 16, 2026, 8:18 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 16, 2026, 8:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 8:23 PM

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idle sky Feb 16, 2026, 8:24 PM

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dusky elbow Feb 16, 2026, 8:24 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 16, 2026, 8:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 8:24 PM

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torn vessel Feb 16, 2026, 8:25 PM

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brave shore Feb 16, 2026, 8:25 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @copper lily, @dusky elbow, @torn vessel, @velvet dune, @proud lava, @slate flax, @brave shore, and @idle sky
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@torn vessel baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@copper lily stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @copper lily died.

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@brave shore fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@idle sky equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@dusky elbow went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@dusky elbow trash talked @slate flax, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @dusky elbow suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @dusky elbow died.

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@velvet dune made some Synonym Rolls for @raw moss and @brave shore. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@proud lava used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @proud lava died.

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@idle sky made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@slate flax hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @slate flax died.

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@torn vessel found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@brave shore stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @brave shore died.

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@torn vessel died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @torn vessel was revived.

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@raw moss decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@torn vessel started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @torn vessel died.

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@raw moss hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @raw moss could pull it to shore.

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@carmine cairn accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @carmine cairn allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@velvet dune was building a nice house. @idle sky asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @velvet dune just looked confused.

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@idle sky wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @idle sky. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @idle sky died.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@velvet dune fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @velvet dune died.

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@raw moss wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn aimed a spinning toy at @raw moss, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @carmine cairn saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @raw moss stabbed them in the back. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 5th place: @torn vessel
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 10th place: @copper lily

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @long vine, @wide inlet, @velvet dune, @errant vine, @buoyant garden, @limpid glacier, @warped jacinth, and @wet merlin
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@glacial totem started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@glacial totem forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @glacial totem died.

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@buoyant garden found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@tight niche encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @tight niche decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@velvet dune distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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A mysterious stranger gave @worn mason a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @carmine cairn with it. However, @worn mason clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @worn mason died.

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@warped jacinth started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@long vine found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@limpid glacier was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @long vine with its horns. @long vine died.

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@buoyant garden's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @buoyant garden died.

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@limpid glacier tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @warped jacinth's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @limpid glacier died.

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@carmine cairn tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Purple Phaseblade instead of a Bug Net.

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@wet merlin accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @wet merlin died.

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@velvet dune found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @velvet dune died.

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@tight niche couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@warped jacinth was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @warped jacinth died.

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@tight niche climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@wide inlet flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @errant vine. @errant vine died.

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@wide inlet started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @wide inlet suddenly didn't feel so good. @wide inlet died.

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@tight niche tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @buoyant garden

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @limpid glacier, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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@warped jacinth got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@red kindle lulled @raw moss into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @raw moss died.

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@wide inlet just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@urban sequoia started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@long vine tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @long vine keeled over from a heart attack. @long vine died.

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@mighty coyote angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @mighty coyote died.

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Hey @limpid glacier, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @limpid glacier died.

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@tight niche started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@wide inlet created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@tight niche got tired of @inland spoke constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@fiery belfry started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@urban sequoia realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn pulled out their Blue Phaseblade and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @carmine cairn pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@warped jacinth tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @warped jacinth died.

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@wide inlet found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@red kindle's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @red kindle died.

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@wide inlet greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @wide inlet died.

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@tight niche found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@tight niche found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@fiery belfry tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn swapped @tight niche's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @tight niche then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

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@worn mason hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @worn mason died.

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@glacial totem stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@limpid glacier escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@wide inlet found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @wide inlet died.

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@proud lava suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @proud lava died.

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@limpid glacier tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @limpid glacier died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @inland spoke's eye sockets. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@urban sequoia saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @red kindle died.

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@long vine played rock-paper-scissors with @raw moss. @long vine played paper. @raw moss played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @long vine was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@glacial totem crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@glacial totem equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @glacial totem died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @wide inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

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@long vine "borrowed" @raw moss's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @raw moss's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @long vine could return it.

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@urban sequoia was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@glacial totem got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @glacial totem died.

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@limpid glacier wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@astral glacier drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@long vine wished for the ability to fly. @wide inlet granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @long vine died.

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@inland spoke started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @inland spoke - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @inland spoke then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@urban sequoia saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@carmine cairn, @astral glacier and @limpid glacier played hot potato with a grenade. @limpid glacier forgot to pass it on. @limpid glacier died.

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@wide inlet aimed a Last Prism beam at @raw moss, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@inland spoke tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@inland spoke threatened @wide inlet with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @wide inlet informed @inland spoke as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn declared war against @urban sequoia because they didn't like something @urban sequoia said in their AMA.

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@urban sequoia's skeleton decided that @urban sequoia wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@astral glacier started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @astral glacier died.

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@wide inlet was tired of @red kindle constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @red kindle's front yard. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @raw moss was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@carmine cairn wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@wide inlet stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@carmine cairn released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @carmine cairn, but it was very satisfying.

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@raw moss tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@wide inlet swung a Ice Blade at @raw moss and missed. However, @raw moss acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @wide inlet to receive a yellow card.

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@carmine cairn tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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No one told @wide inlet that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @wide inlet died.

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@raw moss accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@raw moss programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @full pivot, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @cosmic ferry, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @astral glacier, @limpid glacier, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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@cosmic ferry equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @glacial totem into approaching. @cosmic ferry then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @glacial totem with two Sniper Rifle shots. @glacial totem died.

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@cosmic ferry fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @cosmic ferry died.

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@astral glacier was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@warped jacinth and @wide inlet had a very merry unbirthday party together. @carmine cairn found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@urban sequoia decisively vanquished @astral glacier through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @astral glacier died.

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@minor jewel popped @limpid glacier by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @limpid glacier died.

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@raw moss lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@full pivot kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @full pivot red. @full pivot died.

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@minor jewel's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @minor jewel died.

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@warped jacinth suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @warped jacinth died.

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@wide inlet pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @wide inlet died.

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@inland spoke was cornered by @red kindle, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@inland spoke realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@carmine cairn got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@red kindle was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@raw moss attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@carmine cairn had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@raw moss jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@carmine cairn invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @raw moss, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @wide inlet
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wide inlet Feb 17, 2026, 3:38 AM

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