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carmine cairn Feb 15, 2026, 5:24 PM

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vast cedar Feb 15, 2026, 5:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 5:27 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @vast cedar, @tame cape, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @pallid moss, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

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@inland spoke carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @red kindle died.

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@tame cape, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @tame cape died.

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@waxen marlin turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @waxen marlin died.

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@raw moss had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@livid shuttle used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @livid shuttle died.

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After @pallid moss drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @pallid moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@tight niche sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@urban sequoia crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@minor jewel made fun of @tranquil wyvern for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tranquil wyvern shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @minor jewel died.

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@wet merlin started barking like a dog while chasing @urban sequoia.

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@urban sequoia took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @wet merlin. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern briefly considered proposing marriage to @vast cedar, but married a bee instead.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @tight niche is approaching @carmine cairn!

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@raw moss looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@raw moss found some soup in their fly.

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@vast cedar squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@tranquil wyvern jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche and @vast cedar played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@carmine cairn wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@vast cedar smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @vast cedar died.

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@carmine cairn started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@raw moss drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@tight niche let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@raw moss drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@carmine cairn was stalking @tight niche's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @raw moss's. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @vast cedar
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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minor jewel Feb 15, 2026, 5:38 PM

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tame cape Feb 15, 2026, 5:38 PM

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raw moss Feb 15, 2026, 5:41 PM

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wet merlin Feb 15, 2026, 5:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 15, 2026, 6:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 6:01 PM

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feral horizon Feb 15, 2026, 6:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 6:19 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 15, 2026, 6:20 PM

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chrome steeple Feb 15, 2026, 6:21 PM

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indigo inlet Feb 15, 2026, 6:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 6:27 PM

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vast cedar Feb 15, 2026, 6:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 6:30 PM

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rustic belfry Feb 15, 2026, 6:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @feral horizon, @tranquil wyvern, @chrome steeple, @vast cedar, @tame cape, @indigo inlet, @waxen marlin, @minor jewel, @rustic belfry, and @wet merlin
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@feral horizon thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @feral horizon died.

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@chrome steeple tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @chrome steeple died.

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@vast cedar tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@carmine cairn made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @tame cape joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @tame cape died.

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@tight niche wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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A pretty fairy led @indigo inlet to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @indigo inlet died.

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@waxen marlin accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @waxen marlin died.

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@minor jewel brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @minor jewel died.

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@rustic belfry found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @raw moss to check it out. @raw moss decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@carmine cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @carmine cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@wet merlin emerged from a tree stump and scolded @tight niche for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @tight niche was still holding an axe. @wet merlin died.

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@rustic belfry started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @rustic belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@carmine cairn started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@vast cedar drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @vast cedar died.

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After eating supper together, @tight niche betrayed @raw moss in exchange for 30 silver coins. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@tight niche saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@carmine cairn accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @vast cedar
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @indigo inlet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 15, 2026, 6:40 PM

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proud lava Feb 15, 2026, 7:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 15, 2026, 7:03 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 15, 2026, 7:06 PM

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waxen marlin Feb 15, 2026, 7:08 PM

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wet merlin Feb 15, 2026, 7:08 PM

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wide inlet Feb 15, 2026, 7:10 PM

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arctic temple Feb 15, 2026, 7:18 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 15, 2026, 7:18 PM

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lyric carbon Feb 15, 2026, 7:27 PM

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hardy patio Feb 15, 2026, 7:28 PM

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tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 7:29 PM

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slate flax Feb 15, 2026, 7:30 PM

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floral plank Feb 15, 2026, 7:30 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @lyric carbon, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @wide inlet, @floral plank, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @limpid glacier, @slate flax, @arctic temple, and @wet merlin
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@proud lava ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @proud lava died.

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@arctic temple consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@wide inlet drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@tight niche tried to kill @tranquil wyvern by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@slate flax splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @floral plank observed disapprovingly.

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@raw moss was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@wide inlet received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @wide inlet died.

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@wet merlin swung a Breaker Blade at @waxen marlin, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@hardy patio and @limpid glacier had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @waxen marlin. @waxen marlin died.

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@limpid glacier drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @limpid glacier died.

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@tight niche equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@slate flax learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@arctic temple got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @arctic temple died.

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@floral plank captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@hardy patio handed @floral plank a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @floral plank died.

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@tranquil wyvern constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@lyric carbon gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @lyric carbon died.

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@carmine cairn preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@hardy patio claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@tranquil wyvern was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@slate flax climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @slate flax died.

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@raw moss warned @tranquil wyvern not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tranquil wyvern trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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Several players decided to form a band. @tight niche was the trumpet, @hardy patio was the clarinetist, @carmine cairn was the drummer, and @wet merlin was the drum. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@tight niche was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@carmine cairn tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@tranquil wyvern activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@hardy patio hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @raw moss concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@tight niche shot their Piranha Gun to the left of @carmine cairn just to scare them. @carmine cairn heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 8th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 9th place: @floral plank
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

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raw moss Feb 15, 2026, 7:39 PM

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dapper berry Feb 15, 2026, 7:41 PM

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wet merlin Feb 15, 2026, 7:43 PM

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gusty ermine Feb 15, 2026, 7:47 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 15, 2026, 7:48 PM

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gray sky Feb 15, 2026, 7:49 PM

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mighty coyote Feb 15, 2026, 7:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 15, 2026, 8:03 PM

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amber ermine Feb 15, 2026, 8:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 8:21 PM

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modern plover Feb 15, 2026, 8:24 PM

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wide inlet Feb 15, 2026, 8:25 PM

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brave shore Feb 15, 2026, 8:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 8:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 8:27 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @dapper berry, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @modern plover, @wide inlet, @gray sky, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @gusty ermine, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

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@dapper berry went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @dapper berry died.

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@amber ermine invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tranquil wyvern thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@mighty coyote was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @mighty coyote's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @mighty coyote died.

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@wide inlet cornered @raw moss at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @raw moss started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@amber ermine was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@wet merlin was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @gusty ermine stopped them in time.

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@limpid glacier blew @modern plover to bits using an exploding bed. @modern plover died.

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@gray sky invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@wet merlin pickpocketed @gusty ermine, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@wide inlet tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@raw moss ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @raw moss, @gray sky broke their fall with their own body. @gray sky died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @limpid glacier used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @limpid glacier died.

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@raw moss followed @wet merlin into the jungle. @raw moss started looking left, right and center for @wet merlin, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@gusty ermine made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @gusty ermine died.

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@wide inlet was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@tight niche underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@wide inlet promised @wet merlin that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @wet merlin died.

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@wide inlet tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @wide inlet died.

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@tranquil wyvern equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @tight niche chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @tranquil wyvern's shattered corpse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@raw moss fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

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@gray sky paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Vortex Beater.

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@proper folio used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@raw moss was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @raw moss died.

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A strange device attached itself to @worn mason's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @worn mason died.

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@long vine asked @limpid glacier if they "knew the way". @limpid glacier didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@tight niche passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@wide inlet watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@wet merlin almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@brave shore felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@wide inlet took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@hot spade spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@hot spade accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @hot spade died.

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@wet merlin and @brave shore were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@tight niche recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@proper folio went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@gray sky tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @gray sky died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @limpid glacier accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @limpid glacier died.

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@wide inlet drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@long vine drew swords on the ground. @wet merlin started stomping all over them. Furious, @long vine picked one up and stabbed @wet merlin with it.. @wet merlin died.

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@brave shore headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@proper folio stopped a meteor from crushing @tight niche and @wide inlet with their own body. @proper folio died.

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@long vine fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@wide inlet went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @brave shore had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @wide inlet died.

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@long vine tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@tight niche befriended @brave shore by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@long vine didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@brave shore discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @brave shore died.

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@long vine walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 5th place: @proper folio
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @hot spade
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @idle egret, @long vine, @remote pumice, @proud lava, @wide inlet, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @gusty ermine, and @wet merlin
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@tight niche found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@hardy patio tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@wide inlet wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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Out of boredom, @raw moss used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@proud lava accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@wet merlin heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @wet merlin stopped because their voice became horse.

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@worn mason saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @worn mason died.

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@brave shore and @remote pumice were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @brave shore played solitaire. @remote pumice stood behind them and watched.

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@carmine cairn and @idle egret ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@limpid glacier insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @idle egret insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @idle egret, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @idle egret died.

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@gray sky was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@proud lava defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @proud lava died.

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@wide inlet wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @wide inlet died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @long vine wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@remote pumice spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@hardy patio tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@gray sky wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @gray sky's head. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, and @long vine worked on a group project, but it looked like @carmine cairn was doing most of the work.

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@limpid glacier went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @limpid glacier died.

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@remote pumice saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@brave shore started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @brave shore died.

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@gusty ermine tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@gusty ermine tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@gusty ermine was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @gusty ermine died.

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@wet merlin went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @tight niche and @long vine summoned the Impending Doom. @wet merlin died.

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@carmine cairn fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@remote pumice picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 10 players remaining.
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@wind flicker started riding a Unicorn. @raw moss chased @wind flicker while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@worn mason and @proud lava played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@wind flicker was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @wind flicker died.

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@chrome dagger was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@formal badge and @severe spoke found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@carmine cairn hid from @limpid glacier by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@severe spoke chased @chrome dagger with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @chrome dagger died.

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@worn mason tried attacking @carmine cairn, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@worn mason became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @worn mason died.

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@proud lava hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@abstract thunder trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @raw moss was the bartender, @formal badge was the DJ, and @proud lava was the pinata. @proud lava died.

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@limpid glacier was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@abstract thunder went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@severe spoke was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @severe spoke died.

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@carmine cairn told @raw moss to bite the dust. In response, @raw moss took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@formal badge will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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While playing at the beach, @abstract thunder buried @raw moss in the sand. It took @raw moss several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@abstract thunder told @carmine cairn that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @carmine cairn took those words literally and peeled @abstract thunder. @abstract thunder died.

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@limpid glacier took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@limpid glacier blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @limpid glacier died.

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@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@carmine cairn came out of @formal badge's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@raw moss used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@carmine cairn decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@raw moss wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @formal badge on a spit. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn complained to @raw moss that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@raw moss vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @limpid glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome dagger
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 16, 2026, 12:14 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 16, 2026, 12:22 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @worn mason, @neat nymph, @long vine, @wide inlet, @peak iris, @severe spoke, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, and @arctic temple
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The Demolitionist told @wind flicker that it was a good day to die. @wind flicker thought so too. @wind flicker died.

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A witch prophesized that @neat nymph would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@formal badge drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@raw moss was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @raw moss died.

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@limpid glacier discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@arctic temple crafted @worn mason into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @worn mason died.

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@long vine called @wide inlet a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @wide inlet died.

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@severe spoke found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@formal badge tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@carmine cairn used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@neat nymph watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@peak iris clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @peak iris died.

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@long vine tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@severe spoke picked a fight with a goose. @severe spoke died.

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@arctic temple took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@limpid glacier tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@carmine cairn got quantum-entangled with @neat nymph, and used this opportunity to force @neat nymph to pick their own nose.

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@limpid glacier accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @limpid glacier died.

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@formal badge saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@arctic temple started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@neat nymph was infected by a zombie virus. @neat nymph died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@arctic temple tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @arctic temple died.

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@carmine cairn found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@neat nymph ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @neat nymph died.

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@long vine went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

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@formal badge donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@formal badge tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@carmine cairn vaporized @formal badge with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @formal badge died.

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@long vine had a sleepover with @carmine cairn, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@long vine had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @neat nymph
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @peak iris
100 points go to 9th place: @wide inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

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There are 14 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @muted badger, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @cosmic ferry, @long vine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @wide inlet, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, and @urban sequoia
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@wind flicker used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@wind flicker used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @wind flicker didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @wind flicker died.

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@muted badger did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@wide inlet ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @muted badger before they could say "Zoinks!" @muted badger died.

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@worn mason heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @worn mason died.

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@proud lava walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@cosmic ferry accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @cosmic ferry died.

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@proud lava jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @proud lava died.

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@limpid glacier asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @limpid glacier died.

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@urban sequoia was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle drank sand for 10 hours. @red kindle died.

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@formal badge tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @formal badge's mind right in front of their face. @formal badge died.

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@wide inlet flossed their teeth with @raw moss's shoelaces.

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@wide inlet gave @long vine a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @long vine gave @wide inlet a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @wide inlet died.

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@carmine cairn heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @raw moss, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@long vine tried to steal @raw moss's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@long vine took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @long vine died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @raw moss accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @cosmic ferry, @long vine, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @gusty ermine, and @urban sequoia
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@long vine mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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In a bizarre turn of events, @wind flicker was flattened by a road roller. @wind flicker died.

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@zealous rock was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @zealous rock died.

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@cosmic ferry's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @cosmic ferry to notice them. @cosmic ferry died.

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@urban sequoia had a wholesome reunion with @wide inlet, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@gusty ermine cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@long vine's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @long vine died.

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@wide inlet was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @wide inlet died.

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@formal badge heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @livid shuttle died.

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@gusty ermine hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @gusty ermine died.

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@inland spoke invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@red kindle traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @red kindle did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@carmine cairn went AFK in their gel farm. @raw moss set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @wide inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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raw moss Feb 16, 2026, 3:37 AM

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long vine Feb 16, 2026, 3:40 AM

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mortal prawn Feb 16, 2026, 3:52 AM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 4:03 AM

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peak iris Feb 16, 2026, 4:04 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 4:10 AM

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small turret Feb 16, 2026, 4:20 AM

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gray sky Feb 16, 2026, 4:28 AM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @small turret, @cosmic ferry, @long vine, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @peak iris, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @hexed fiber, @slate flax, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @raw moss died.

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@small turret was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @small turret died.

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@cosmic ferry challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @cosmic ferry died.

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@wide inlet held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@wide inlet took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @wide inlet died.

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@peak iris used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @peak iris. @peak iris died.

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@livid shuttle put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @livid shuttle whole. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@glacial totem tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@brave shore tried to assassinate @gray sky, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@hexed fiber sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@long vine went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@formal badge spun around in a full circle and shot @gray sky with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @gray sky died.

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@inland spoke lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@slate flax decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @slate flax died.

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@hexed fiber stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @hexed fiber died.

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@glacial totem was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@formal badge encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @formal badge died.

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@red kindle used their embezzled funds to shred through @urban sequoia with a Coin Gun. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@glacial totem couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@brave shore placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Toxikarp.

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@glacial totem tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@long vine was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@carmine cairn made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @red kindle. @red kindle died.

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@long vine sat on a wall. @long vine had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @long vine together again. @long vine died.

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@brave shore pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @brave shore died.

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@glacial totem was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 9th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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inland spoke Feb 16, 2026, 4:40 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 4:42 AM

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cosmic ferry Feb 16, 2026, 4:42 AM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 4:58 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 16, 2026, 5:19 AM

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slate flax Feb 16, 2026, 5:24 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 16, 2026, 5:25 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @cosmic ferry, @long vine, @red kindle, @astral glacier, @formal badge, @slate flax, @hexed fiber, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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@hexed fiber began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@urban sequoia suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@slate flax started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@carmine cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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The Wall of Flesh told @cosmic ferry that there was something stuck in their teeth. @cosmic ferry checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @cosmic ferry died.

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@warped jacinth rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @warped jacinth died.

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@inland spoke took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @inland spoke died.

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@slate flax felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @slate flax died.

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@tight niche tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tight niche quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@red kindle made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@carmine cairn started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@formal badge silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @tight niche's back, which then integrated itself into @tight niche's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@long vine tried to throw a Sky Dragon's Fury at @red kindle before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @astral glacier tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@hexed fiber murdered @astral glacier with a knife, but it was actually @urban sequoia in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @hexed fiber didn't care that much. @urban sequoia died.

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@hexed fiber snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @hexed fiber died.

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@carmine cairn smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@tight niche found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@red kindle spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@long vine started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@carmine cairn wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@red kindle wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @red kindle turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @red kindle died.

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@astral glacier played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@formal badge felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tight niche setting explosives beneath them. @formal badge died.

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@astral glacier was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@tight niche became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn and @astral glacier got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@long vine found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@long vine built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@astral glacier considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@carmine cairn invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@carmine cairn obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@long vine replaced @astral glacier's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @astral glacier died.

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@long vine rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @long vine's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@carmine cairn sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@carmine cairn got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@long vine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@long vine made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @long vine rich and famous.

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@long vine started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 16, 2026, 5:40 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @cosmic ferry, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @floral plank, @abstract thunder, @formal badge, @unique notch, @urban sequoia, and @rancid dock
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@abstract thunder gave a hug to @floral plank and almost choked them to death!

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@long vine claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@vagrant storm somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @cosmic ferry is now goo. @cosmic ferry died.

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@tame cape and @tight niche got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@vagrant storm put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @vagrant storm died.

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@unique notch kept talking, but stopped after @inland spoke held up their hand. @inland spoke demonstrated the power of the Force.

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After years of research, @tame cape found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @tame cape died.

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@red kindle wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @floral plank killed them. @floral plank died.

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@abstract thunder summoned a solar eclipse while @tight niche was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @abstract thunder died.

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@rancid dock learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@rancid dock threw a snowball at @unique notch. To counter this, @unique notch threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @rancid dock died.

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@inland spoke was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@inland spoke began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@unique notch built a floating city and named it "England".

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@long vine fed @red kindle several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@inland spoke got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @tight niche got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @inland spoke died.

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@unique notch dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @unique notch died.

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@urban sequoia opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @urban sequoia's neck. @urban sequoia died.

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@formal badge watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@red kindle swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @long vine, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@formal badge managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@formal badge took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @formal badge died.

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@long vine and @tight niche were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @long vine, but left @tight niche alone because they smelled funny. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @unique notch
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid dock
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @floral plank

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formal badge Feb 16, 2026, 6:38 AM

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near mortar Feb 16, 2026, 7:02 AM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 7:04 AM

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indigo inlet Feb 16, 2026, 7:28 AM

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tight niche Feb 16, 2026, 7:28 AM

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brave shore Feb 16, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @red kindle, @indigo inlet, @floral plank, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @near mortar, @urban sequoia, and @rancid dock
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@inland spoke challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle and @rancid dock played catch with a Paladin. @red kindle accidentally fumbled a catch. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@urban sequoia was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@indigo inlet's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @indigo inlet died.

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@livid shuttle successfully snuck into @brave shore's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@urban sequoia found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@rancid dock ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@formal badge needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@near mortar was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @near mortar died.

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@urban sequoia was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @urban sequoia died.

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@rancid dock flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @rancid dock died.

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@floral plank tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@brave shore kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@tight niche bragged to @formal badge about their combat skills. @formal badge didn't really know @tight niche and had no idea how this conversation started.

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The moon hit @floral plank's eye like a big pizza pie. @floral plank died.

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@formal badge contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@brave shore performed surgery on a grape.

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@formal badge was looking kind of dumb after @tight niche's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@tight niche traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@tight niche got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @floral plank
150 points go to 5th place: @rancid dock
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Feb 16, 2026, 7:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 7:41 AM

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peak iris Feb 16, 2026, 7:50 AM

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wet merlin Feb 16, 2026, 7:52 AM

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pallid spindle Feb 16, 2026, 7:53 AM

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wind flicker Feb 16, 2026, 8:01 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 16, 2026, 8:11 AM

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proud lava Feb 16, 2026, 8:13 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 8:22 AM

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red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 8:24 AM

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inland spoke Feb 16, 2026, 8:24 AM

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tight niche Feb 16, 2026, 8:28 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @proud lava, @peak iris, @pallid spindle, @floral plank, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@wind flicker did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @wind flicker died.

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@proud lava joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @proud lava died.

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@peak iris went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @peak iris died.

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@urban sequoia found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@pallid spindle lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @pallid spindle died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @waxen marlin, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @waxen marlin was too boring.

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@tight niche asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@inland spoke tried to high-five @floral plank, but @floral plank went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@formal badge started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@livid shuttle pumped @red kindle full of lead. No one was hurt, but @red kindle's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@wet merlin headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @waxen marlin had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@formal badge ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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All that glitters is not gold. @brave shore disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@floral plank tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @floral plank's brains. @floral plank died.

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@inland spoke theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@urban sequoia threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@waxen marlin walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @brave shore excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@livid shuttle was in the middle of taking a shower when @urban sequoia took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@wet merlin tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @wet merlin died.

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@inland spoke was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @inland spoke died.

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@formal badge wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @formal badge died.

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@urban sequoia had the high ground, but @tranquil wyvern just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @urban sequoia toppling to their doom. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@red kindle claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tight niche was morbidly interested.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@tranquil wyvern asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@red kindle tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @red kindle. @red kindle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

formal badge Feb 16, 2026, 8:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 8:40 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet merlin Feb 16, 2026, 8:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 8:53 AM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Feb 16, 2026, 8:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 8:56 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 16, 2026, 9:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:03 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 16, 2026, 9:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:05 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak iris Feb 16, 2026, 9:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:07 AM

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@peak iris, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Feb 16, 2026, 9:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:10 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

floral plank Feb 16, 2026, 9:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:18 AM

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@floral plank, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame cape Feb 16, 2026, 9:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:24 AM

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@tame cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 16, 2026, 9:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:25 AM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 16, 2026, 9:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:25 AM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 16, 2026, 9:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:26 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 16, 2026, 9:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:27 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 16, 2026, 9:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:28 AM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Feb 16, 2026, 9:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 16, 2026, 9:28 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @peak iris, @floral plank, @abstract thunder, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@amber ermine ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @amber ermine died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @tame cape tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @tame cape died.

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@red kindle tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@peak iris brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @peak iris died.

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@waxen marlin fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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While @floral plank looked inside a Corruption chasm, @formal badge pranked them by pushing them inside. @floral plank died.

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@abstract thunder tried to get @wet merlin to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @abstract thunder died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @waxen marlin's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @waxen marlin died.

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@tight niche found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@inland spoke took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@urban sequoia tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@long vine learned all of @urban sequoia's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@livid shuttle attacked @brave shore with a Legendary Zenith, but @brave shore's pen was mightier. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@wet merlin went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@tight niche broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.