#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 134

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@inland spoke was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @long vine decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@urban sequoia loves @red kindle to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @urban sequoia died.

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@astral glacier theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@red kindle baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @red kindle died.

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@long vine sacrificed @astral glacier by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@long vine tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@raw moss tried to confess their love to @long vine, but @long vine interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@raw moss painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@raw moss replaced @long vine's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

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chilly valve Feb 15, 2026, 1:44 AM

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arctic temple Feb 15, 2026, 1:52 AM

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long vine Feb 15, 2026, 2:02 AM

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tame cape Feb 15, 2026, 2:15 AM

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limpid glacier Feb 15, 2026, 2:17 AM

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hushed tide Feb 15, 2026, 2:18 AM

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deft ocean Feb 15, 2026, 2:24 AM

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cosmic ferry Feb 15, 2026, 2:28 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 15, 2026, 2:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @chilly valve, @cosmic ferry, @hushed tide, @long vine, @tame cape, @deft ocean, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@chilly valve shot @deft ocean with a Water Gun. @deft ocean shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@formal badge commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@brave shore put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@hushed tide and @carmine cairn found themselves falling from a considerable height. @hushed tide landed in a pool of water. @carmine cairn did not. @carmine cairn died.

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@tame cape started riding a Unicorn. @cosmic ferry chased @tame cape while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@raw moss invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@raw moss played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@limpid glacier and @hushed tide farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@brave shore was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@tame cape fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@chilly valve learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @chilly valve died.

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@cosmic ferry read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @cosmic ferry died.

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@long vine tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@formal badge tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@hushed tide was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @hushed tide died.

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@tame cape made some scary noises in the dark. @formal badge sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @tame cape died.

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@deft ocean found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @deft ocean died.

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@limpid glacier was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@brave shore and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @long vine tattled on them.

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@limpid glacier opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@brave shore complained that they had no life, so @arctic temple used a Life Drain to take @limpid glacier's life and give it to @brave shore. @limpid glacier died.

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@formal badge started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@arctic temple was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@brave shore used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@formal badge sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@long vine and @formal badge cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @formal badge, because @long vine was wearing Frost armor.

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@arctic temple traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @arctic temple died.

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@long vine managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@brave shore claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@formal badge tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @formal badge died.

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@long vine killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@brave shore sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@long vine challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 5th place: @limpid glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @deft ocean
100 points go to 7th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 8th place: @hushed tide
100 points go to 9th place: @cosmic ferry
100 points go to 10th place: @chilly valve

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inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 2:39 AM

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raw moss Feb 15, 2026, 2:40 AM

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red kindle Feb 15, 2026, 2:42 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 15, 2026, 2:45 AM

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zealous rock Feb 15, 2026, 2:47 AM

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hushed tide Feb 15, 2026, 3:09 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 15, 2026, 3:25 AM

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glacial totem Feb 15, 2026, 3:27 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @cosmic ferry, @hushed tide, @long vine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@hushed tide decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@inland spoke left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@long vine rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@zealous rock wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@formal badge told @red kindle to bite the dust. In response, @red kindle took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@zealous rock wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @zealous rock died.

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@glacial totem became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@cosmic ferry saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @cosmic ferry died.

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@brave shore listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @brave shore saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@hushed tide embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @hushed tide tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @hushed tide died.

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@raw moss made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @brave shore joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @brave shore died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @inland spoke. Apparently, not that many. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Palladium Sword was nice and clean, but their Tungsten Bow's string broke, and their Clinger Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@livid shuttle managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @livid shuttle found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @livid shuttle died.

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@urban sequoia was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @urban sequoia died.

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@formal badge tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @formal badge died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @red kindle being mercilessly tickled by @glacial totem.

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@long vine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@red kindle drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@glacial totem swung a Staff of Regrowth at @long vine, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@carmine cairn started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@long vine drank a Molotov Cocktail. @long vine died.

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@raw moss made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @raw moss rich and famous.

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@glacial totem damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@carmine cairn literally gaslighted @glacial totem by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@raw moss invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@raw moss managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@carmine cairn spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@raw moss's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

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inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 3:48 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 15, 2026, 3:48 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 15, 2026, 4:16 AM

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mental pebble Feb 15, 2026, 4:24 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 15, 2026, 4:25 AM

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raw moss Feb 15, 2026, 4:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @mental pebble, @cosmic ferry, @red kindle, @proper folio, @abstract thunder, @formal badge, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@cosmic ferry ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @cosmic ferry's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @cosmic ferry died.

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@proper folio ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @proper folio died.

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@minor jewel placed chests all over the world except where @formal badge was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn murdered @urban sequoia with a knife, but it was actually @minor jewel in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @carmine cairn didn't care that much. @minor jewel died.

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@mental pebble found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@inland spoke breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @inland spoke died.

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@mental pebble thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @mental pebble died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @raw moss tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@urban sequoia tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@abstract thunder tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @abstract thunder died.

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@red kindle made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@red kindle attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @raw moss watched the carnage from a safe distance. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @carmine cairn wasn't a pie. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @mental pebble
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @proper folio

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cosmic ferry Feb 15, 2026, 4:37 AM

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raw moss Feb 15, 2026, 4:38 AM

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minor jewel Feb 15, 2026, 4:38 AM

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inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 4:38 AM

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arctic temple Feb 15, 2026, 4:39 AM

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red kindle Feb 15, 2026, 4:39 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 15, 2026, 4:40 AM

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long vine Feb 15, 2026, 4:43 AM

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hushed tide Feb 15, 2026, 4:49 AM

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tame cape Feb 15, 2026, 4:57 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 15, 2026, 5:27 AM

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tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 5:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @cosmic ferry, @hushed tide, @long vine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @formal badge, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@urban sequoia smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@tight niche found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@carmine cairn was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@tame cape heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @tame cape stopped because their voice became horse.

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@cosmic ferry tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @cosmic ferry died.

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@minor jewel wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@hushed tide started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @hushed tide died.

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@red kindle consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@arctic temple found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@tame cape was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @tame cape died.

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@red kindle solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@minor jewel received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @minor jewel died.

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@formal badge used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@arctic temple followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @arctic temple died.

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@urban sequoia hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@tight niche let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@raw moss watched @long vine go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @long vine was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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The Wizard showed @red kindle their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@carmine cairn found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @tight niche, @formal badge, and @inland spoke. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn threw @formal badge in the washing machine and turned it on. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @tight niche died.

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@long vine "borrowed" @raw moss's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @raw moss's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @long vine could return it.

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@long vine stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @long vine died.

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@raw moss built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

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@cosmic ferry was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @cosmic ferry died.

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@minor jewel rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @minor jewel's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@livid shuttle was playing hide and seek with @slate flax and @arctic temple, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @livid shuttle died.

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@wide inlet warned @tight niche not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tight niche trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@arctic temple had the high ground, but @inland spoke just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @arctic temple toppling to their doom. @arctic temple died.

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@red kindle found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@worn grotto spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@worn grotto pickpocketed @inland spoke, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@tight niche was tired of @minor jewel constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @minor jewel's front yard. @minor jewel died.

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@red kindle lured @wide inlet into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @wide inlet's dust allergy! @wide inlet died.

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@raw moss walked up to @slate flax and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @raw moss, that kills people! @slate flax died.

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@urban sequoia was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@tight niche spiced up @inland spoke's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@raw moss watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@raw moss was arrested for killing @worn grotto with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @worn grotto died.

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@tight niche knocked furiously on @raw moss's door while holding an axe. @raw moss shouted, "Who's there?"

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@tight niche found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@tight niche was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @worn grotto
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 8th place: @wide inlet
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

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@tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @wide inlet, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @worn grotto, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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After @raw moss drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @raw moss died.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@livid shuttle put two forward slashes in front of @tame cape and commented them out of existence. @tame cape died.

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@worn grotto was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@formal badge thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @formal badge died.

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@arctic temple got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@minor jewel found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@urban sequoia found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@inland spoke, @tight niche and @livid shuttle played hot potato with a grenade. @livid shuttle forgot to pass it on. @livid shuttle died.

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@inland spoke overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@arctic temple's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@warped jacinth zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@arctic temple decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @arctic temple died.

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@worn grotto paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Onyx Blaster.

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@minor jewel, @long vine, and @tight niche formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @wide inlet wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@inland spoke was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @inland spoke died.

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@minor jewel woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @wide inlet found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @minor jewel with bug spray. @minor jewel died.

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@long vine stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@tight niche handed @warped jacinth a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @warped jacinth died.

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@worn grotto crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @long vine laughed at them, not knowing that @worn grotto was just a completionist.

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@tight niche and @wide inlet were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@wide inlet forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @wide inlet died.

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@red kindle saw @urban sequoia standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @urban sequoia died.

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@worn grotto received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@worn grotto stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @worn grotto died.

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@tight niche tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @tight niche is now bald.

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@long vine was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @long vine lived.

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@red kindle was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @red kindle died.

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Low on health, @long vine hid from @tight niche by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @worn grotto
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @wide inlet
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

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There are 16 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @upbeat ore, @dapper berry, @cosmic ferry, @long vine, @merry tangle, @red kindle, @wide inlet, @prime imp, @formal badge, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@upbeat ore fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @upbeat ore died.

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@arctic temple spun around in a full circle and shot @dapper berry with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @dapper berry died.

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@cosmic ferry was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @cosmic ferry died.

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@long vine's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @long vine died.

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@merry tangle tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tight niche from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tight niche die, so nothing actually happened.

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@prime imp angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @prime imp's floating house. @prime imp died.

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@formal badge played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @formal badge died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @minor jewel accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Cobalt Sword.

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@inland spoke sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@arctic temple tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @arctic temple died.

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@brave shore wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@merry tangle picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@wide inlet wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@red kindle huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@inland spoke gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @inland spoke died.

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@merry tangle became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @merry tangle died.

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@raw moss threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @raw moss unlocked the power of flight!

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@urban sequoia spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @urban sequoia still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @urban sequoia died.

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@wide inlet lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@tight niche took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@wide inlet wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@wide inlet began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @wide inlet died.

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@red kindle had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @red kindle's skull. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss tried to save @brave shore's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @raw moss died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@brave shore summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@brave shore was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @wide inlet
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @merry tangle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

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long vine Feb 15, 2026, 9:08 AM

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tame cape Feb 15, 2026, 9:16 AM

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late stone Feb 15, 2026, 9:17 AM

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inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 9:22 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 15, 2026, 9:23 AM

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red kindle Feb 15, 2026, 9:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 9:23 AM

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tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 9:28 AM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @upbeat ore, @dapper berry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @merry tangle, @tame cape, @red kindle, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, @lime creek, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@urban sequoia tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@red kindle was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@upbeat ore put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @upbeat ore died.

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@tame cape modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@wet merlin tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@dapper berry forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @dapper berry died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@raw moss finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@lime creek's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @lime creek! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@long vine somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @long vine died.

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@tame cape was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @tame cape died.

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@late stone thought that @arctic temple was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@minor jewel, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@inland spoke used a Medusa Head on @minor jewel and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @minor jewel died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @lime creek alive. @lime creek died.

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@merry tangle stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@urban sequoia returned to their house, only to find that @arctic temple had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@livid shuttle crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@late stone realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@raw moss was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@wet merlin tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @wet merlin died.

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@urban sequoia found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@merry tangle teleported behind @late stone using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @late stone died.

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@livid shuttle tried to stab @inland spoke, but @inland spoke's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @inland spoke died.

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@merry tangle tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @merry tangle died.

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@red kindle and @tight niche were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@urban sequoia has fallen, and they can't get up. @urban sequoia died.

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@livid shuttle tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@tranquil wyvern looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@arctic temple tried to explain to @raw moss that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @raw moss countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @arctic temple died.

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@tight niche took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@raw moss found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@tight niche fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@tranquil wyvern climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@tranquil wyvern was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@raw moss asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@livid shuttle was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @red kindle with its horns. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche, @livid shuttle, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@livid shuttle was infected by a zombie virus. @livid shuttle died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@raw moss stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @raw moss's ego received a small boost.

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@livid shuttle found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @merry tangle
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @late stone

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 15, 2026, 9:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 9:41 AM

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pallid spindle Feb 15, 2026, 9:42 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 15, 2026, 9:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 9:43 AM

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worn grotto Feb 15, 2026, 10:00 AM

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brave shore Feb 15, 2026, 10:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:01 AM

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late stone Feb 15, 2026, 10:05 AM

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wet merlin Feb 15, 2026, 10:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:16 AM

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unique birch Feb 15, 2026, 10:25 AM

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inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 10:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:27 AM

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tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:28 AM

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red kindle Feb 15, 2026, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:28 AM

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patent owl Feb 15, 2026, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:28 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 15, 2026, 10:28 AM

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fiery belfry Feb 15, 2026, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:29 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @patent owl, @red kindle, @pallid spindle, @unique birch, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @urban sequoia, @rustic belfry, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @fiery belfry found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @fiery belfry was trapped for all eternity. @fiery belfry died.

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@wet merlin started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@pallid spindle thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @pallid spindle died.

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@tight niche tried to kill @patent owl with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@livid shuttle went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@raw moss grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@brave shore asked for @tranquil wyvern's autograph. At first, @tranquil wyvern was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@rustic belfry accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @rustic belfry.

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@late stone read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@unique birch was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @unique birch died.

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@urban sequoia wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @late stone on a spit. @late stone died.

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@brave shore sharpened @livid shuttle's face at a Sharpening Station. @livid shuttle became the sharpest tool in the shed. @livid shuttle died.

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@inland spoke accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @inland spoke was forgiven.

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@tight niche found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@tranquil wyvern found some soup in their fly.

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@red kindle tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@raw moss was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@rustic belfry tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @rustic belfry died.

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@patent owl drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@wet merlin neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@urban sequoia beat @patent owl into a pulp with a stale baguette. @patent owl died.

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@red kindle had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@tranquil wyvern felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@inland spoke tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tranquil wyvern's artistic genius.

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@red kindle went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@urban sequoia drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @red kindle died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tight niche randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@tranquil wyvern wished for the ability to fly. @raw moss granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tight niche tried to instigate drama against @brave shore, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @tight niche used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@tight niche dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @patent owl
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic belfry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wet merlin Feb 15, 2026, 10:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:40 AM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pallid spindle Feb 15, 2026, 10:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:40 AM

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unique birch Feb 15, 2026, 10:41 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Feb 15, 2026, 10:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:51 AM

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long vine Feb 15, 2026, 10:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:52 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 10:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:56 AM

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lime creek Feb 15, 2026, 10:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 10:58 AM

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red kindle Feb 15, 2026, 11:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:00 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 15, 2026, 11:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:01 AM

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waxen marlin Feb 15, 2026, 11:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:09 AM

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static orbit Feb 15, 2026, 11:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:11 AM

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minor jewel Feb 15, 2026, 11:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:15 AM

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@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 11:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:23 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

worn grotto Feb 15, 2026, 11:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:27 AM

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@worn grotto, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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rustic belfry Feb 15, 2026, 11:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @red kindle, @pallid spindle, @waxen marlin, @unique birch, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @worn grotto, @minor jewel, @lime creek, @static orbit, @wet merlin, @urban sequoia, and @rustic belfry
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The fighting begins again!

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@inland spoke became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@inland spoke pointed a Shotgun at @minor jewel and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @inland spoke looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@rustic belfry spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@formal badge took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@red kindle dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @red kindle died.

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@pallid spindle couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @pallid spindle died.

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@waxen marlin failed to properly hydrate. @waxen marlin died.

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@lime creek and @unique birch played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @lime creek was the chicken. @unique birch died.

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@formal badge wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @formal badge through the wall. @formal badge died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @static orbit knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@livid shuttle didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @livid shuttle died.

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After opening a present, @worn grotto discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@long vine practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@rustic belfry drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@tight niche drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@minor jewel almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@minor jewel went AFK in their gel farm. @urban sequoia set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @minor jewel died.

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@lime creek spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @lime creek died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @worn grotto disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@wet merlin summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@static orbit tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tight niche through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @static orbit has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @static orbit died.

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@worn grotto rescued @wet merlin from drowning, but in reverse. @wet merlin died.

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@urban sequoia underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@worn grotto had a wholesome reunion with @urban sequoia, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@rustic belfry became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@urban sequoia summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @urban sequoia died.

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@rustic belfry was in the middle of taking a shower when @tight niche took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @rustic belfry died.

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@long vine performed open heart surgery on @worn grotto, even though @worn grotto never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @worn grotto died.

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@tight niche pointed a wooden wand at @long vine and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@tight niche got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tight niche wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tight niche was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@long vine explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @worn grotto
150 points go to 4th place: @rustic belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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minor jewel Feb 15, 2026, 11:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:42 AM

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@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 15, 2026, 11:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:47 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rustic belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pallid spindle Feb 15, 2026, 11:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:48 AM

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@pallid spindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome mason Feb 15, 2026, 11:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:53 AM

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@chrome mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Feb 15, 2026, 11:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:53 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 15, 2026, 11:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 11:56 AM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 15, 2026, 11:56 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@chrome mason, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @dapper berry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @pallid spindle, @unique birch, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @minor jewel, @rustic belfry, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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@minor jewel saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@pallid spindle saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@inland spoke combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@long vine cut through @chrome mason with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @chrome mason died.

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@dapper berry was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @dapper berry died.

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@pallid spindle got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @pallid spindle died.

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@red kindle accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@brave shore and @tranquil wyvern had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@rustic belfry couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@unique birch found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@unique birch fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @unique birch died.

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@livid shuttle was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @brave shore died.

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@rustic belfry forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @rustic belfry died.

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@red kindle told @inland spoke a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @inland spoke died.

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The Wizard showed @long vine their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@urban sequoia decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine asked for @wet merlin's autograph. At first, @wet merlin was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@wet merlin followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @wet merlin discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@minor jewel shot @red kindle with a Water Gun. @red kindle shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@long vine saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@tight niche relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@red kindle learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @red kindle died.

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@minor jewel went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @minor jewel died.

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@long vine built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

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inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 12:39 PM

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tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 1:27 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @tame cape, @red kindle, @pallid spindle, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @unique birch, @brave shore, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@wet merlin began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@brave shore found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@red kindle had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@inland spoke got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@tame cape learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @tame cape died.

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@pallid spindle ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @pallid spindle died.

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@unique birch became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @unique birch died.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@brave shore was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @brave shore died.

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While exploring a swamp, @urban sequoia caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@livid shuttle made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@minor jewel shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @minor jewel's face. @minor jewel died.

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@long vine had @wet merlin lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @wet merlin, this wasn't a magic show. @wet merlin died.

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@livid shuttle and @tight niche were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@inland spoke caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@livid shuttle was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @urban sequoia still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle told @long vine that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @long vine vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@tight niche finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@formal badge dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @formal badge died.

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@red kindle's booty was plundered by pirates. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@long vine was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 15, 2026, 1:39 PM

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formal badge Feb 15, 2026, 1:40 PM

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tame cape Feb 15, 2026, 1:44 PM

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wet merlin Feb 15, 2026, 1:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 15, 2026, 1:59 PM

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slate flax Feb 15, 2026, 2:22 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 15, 2026, 2:25 PM

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tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 2:30 PM

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naive dirge Feb 15, 2026, 2:30 PM

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inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @naive dirge, @long vine, @tame cape, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @slate flax, and @wet merlin
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@tranquil wyvern's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@formal badge and @tame cape had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@wet merlin used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@slate flax, @naive dirge, and @tight niche made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@tame cape's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @tame cape died.

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@naive dirge read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @naive dirge died.

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@inland spoke accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@wet merlin found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@slate flax traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @slate flax died.

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@tight niche's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@livid shuttle looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@livid shuttle was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @livid shuttle died.

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@inland spoke tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@formal badge tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@carmine cairn used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@wet merlin activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @formal badge started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @inland spoke was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @inland spoke had ever been in. @inland spoke died.

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@wet merlin opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @carmine cairn knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@formal badge declared war on emus. The emus won. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@wet merlin gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@tight niche wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @tight niche through the wall. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 8th place: @naive dirge
100 points go to 9th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wet merlin Feb 15, 2026, 2:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 2:40 PM

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formal badge Feb 15, 2026, 2:42 PM

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inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 2:44 PM

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gusty ermine Feb 15, 2026, 2:44 PM

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wicked rune Feb 15, 2026, 2:59 PM

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minor jewel Feb 15, 2026, 3:08 PM

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red kindle Feb 15, 2026, 3:09 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 15, 2026, 3:10 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 15, 2026, 3:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 3:20 PM

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tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @red kindle, @wicked rune, @formal badge, @gusty ermine, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@wicked rune drank a Molotov Cocktail. @wicked rune died.

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After partying all night, @formal badge was shot by @wet merlin in a swimming pool. @formal badge died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @gusty ermine was caught in the crossfire. @gusty ermine died.

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@inland spoke's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @inland spoke! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@wet merlin woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @urban sequoia found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @wet merlin with bug spray. @wet merlin died.

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@inland spoke's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @urban sequoia into the freezing cold water. @urban sequoia died.

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@minor jewel confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@tight niche found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @minor jewel died.

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@carmine cairn started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@red kindle started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @red kindle soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @wicked rune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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minor jewel Feb 15, 2026, 3:38 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 15, 2026, 3:39 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 15, 2026, 3:50 PM

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red kindle Feb 15, 2026, 3:57 PM

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inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 3:58 PM

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gusty ermine Feb 15, 2026, 3:58 PM

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wet merlin Feb 15, 2026, 4:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 15, 2026, 4:05 PM

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tame cape Feb 15, 2026, 4:14 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 15, 2026, 4:20 PM

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vagrant storm Feb 15, 2026, 4:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 4:27 PM

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@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 15, 2026, 4:27 PM

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vagrant storm bb!register

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 4:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

terse harbor Feb 15, 2026, 4:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 4:28 PM

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@terse harbor, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @tame cape, @terse harbor, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @gusty ermine, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@inland spoke was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @inland spoke died.

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@tame cape merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@red kindle laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@tranquil wyvern failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@wet merlin found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@livid shuttle watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@vagrant storm mistook @urban sequoia's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @vagrant storm died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to start a band, and recruited @minor jewel as their keyboard player. @minor jewel showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@limpid glacier's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @limpid glacier sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@terse harbor summoned the Old One's Army while @red kindle was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche trapped @tranquil wyvern in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tranquil wyvern managed to escape regardless.

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@gusty ermine returned to their house, only to find that @tame cape had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@tame cape embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @tame cape tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @tame cape died.

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@terse harbor swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @terse harbor died.

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@wet merlin bashed @limpid glacier in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@waxen marlin angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@urban sequoia fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@minor jewel ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @waxen marlin was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @waxen marlin died.

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@urban sequoia took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@livid shuttle drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @livid shuttle died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @limpid glacier found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @limpid glacier was trapped for all eternity. @limpid glacier died.

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@gusty ermine accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @gusty ermine died.

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@minor jewel dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @wet merlin being mercilessly tickled by @tranquil wyvern.

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@urban sequoia complained that they had no life, so @tranquil wyvern used a Life Drain to take @minor jewel's life and give it to @urban sequoia. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @carmine cairn. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @urban sequoia died.

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@wet merlin thought they assassinated @tranquil wyvern, but it was just @wet merlin in disguise. Huh? @wet merlin died.

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@carmine cairn was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@carmine cairn sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@carmine cairn tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

minor jewel Feb 15, 2026, 4:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 4:39 PM

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@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet merlin Feb 15, 2026, 4:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 4:39 PM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 15, 2026, 4:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 4:54 PM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 15, 2026, 4:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 4:54 PM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 15, 2026, 4:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 4:55 PM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame cape Feb 15, 2026, 4:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 4:58 PM

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@tame cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 15, 2026, 4:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 4:58 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pallid moss Feb 15, 2026, 5:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 5:01 PM

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@pallid moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 15, 2026, 5:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 15, 2026, 5:07 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.