epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@unique prism started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @unique prism soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @unique prism died.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @raw moss was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @raw moss died.

While exploring a swamp, @abstract thunder caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@dapper berry had a dirty mind. Then @formal badge sprayed @dapper berry's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @dapper berry died.

@south timber ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@red kindle jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @red kindle died.

@rigid shore wondered what Obama's last name is.

@tranquil wyvern wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@urban sequoia found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

@minor jewel found a room full of Bunny Banners in @tame cape's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @tame cape. @tame cape died.

Several players decided to form a band. @tranquil wyvern was the trumpet, @rigid shore was the clarinetist, @urban sequoia was the drummer, and @minor jewel was the drum. @minor jewel died.

@south timber constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @urban sequoia by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @south timber's positioning was a bit off. @south timber died.

@rigid shore and @tranquil wyvern had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@urban sequoia contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern promised @rigid shore that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @rigid shore died.

@abstract thunder murdered @tranquil wyvern by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @tranquil wyvern died.

@formal badge cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@abstract thunder constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

@formal badge reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @abstract thunder in a Fish costume.

@formal badge's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @formal badge responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

@formal badge invited @abstract thunder to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @formal badge was mauled by wolves. @formal badge died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @abstract thunder!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @abstract thunder
500 points go to 2nd place: @formal badge
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @rigid shore
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @south timber
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @dapper berry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[abstract thunder]

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[formal badge]

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[minor jewel]

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[south timber]

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[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[red kindle]

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[long vine]

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[tame cape]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[dapper berry]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

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[ornate turret]

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[lyric carbon]

bb!register

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[worn grotto]

🅱️🅱️!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @lyric carbon, @dapper berry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @tame cape, @abstract thunder, @formal badge, @worn grotto, @south timber, @ornate turret, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@minor jewel took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@formal badge constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@tranquil wyvern was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@dapper berry landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @dapper berry accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @dapper berry died.

@worn grotto got tired of @tame cape constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @tame cape died.

@lyric carbon tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@red kindle saw @urban sequoia trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @red kindle is calling the police!

@ornate turret began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

@long vine summoned the Old One's Army while @abstract thunder was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @abstract thunder died.

@south timber started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @inland spoke and @urban sequoia.

@ornate turret got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @ornate turret died.

@worn grotto stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@minor jewel soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @minor jewel dyed.

@inland spoke was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @inland spoke died.

@south timber carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @south timber died.

@minor jewel chewed some gum. It made @minor jewel feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @minor jewel died.

@red kindle and @long vine played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@lyric carbon brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@tranquil wyvern silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @long vine's back, which then integrated itself into @long vine's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@lyric carbon emerged from a tree stump and scolded @formal badge for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @formal badge was still holding an axe. @lyric carbon died.

@worn grotto tried to deal a finishing blow to @urban sequoia, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@tight niche started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @red kindle forced them to put in some more effort.

@long vine purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @long vine ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@formal badge invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@urban sequoia accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @urban sequoia died.

@worn grotto squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@long vine was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@tranquil wyvern was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @tranquil wyvern into the freezing cold water. @tranquil wyvern died.

@formal badge tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @formal badge. @formal badge died.

@red kindle shot a sand block at @worn grotto with a Sandgun, but @worn grotto managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

@worn grotto became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@red kindle fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @red kindle died.

@worn grotto was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @worn grotto died.

@tight niche tried to kill @long vine by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@long vine stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @long vine blinked first.

@tight niche tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@long vine was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tight niche stopped them in time.

@long vine successfully snuck into @tight niche's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @worn grotto
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @south timber

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[formal badge]

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[gleaming grove]

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[minor jewel]

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[wintry halo]

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[ornate turret]

bb!register

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[urban sequoia]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[south timber]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[dapper berry]

bb!register

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[worn grotto]

bb!REgisTER

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[tame cape]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[near mortar]

bb!register

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[fiery belfry]

bb!registER

[gleaming grove]

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[lyric carbon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[minor jewel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@minor jewel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rigid shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rigid shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 19 players remaining.
@rigid shore, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @fiery belfry, @lyric carbon, @dapper berry, @long vine, @wintry halo, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @tame cape, @formal badge, @worn grotto, @brave shore, @ornate turret, @minor jewel, @south timber, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@inland spoke found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @inland spoke died.

@fiery belfry was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @fiery belfry died.

@tame cape and @tranquil wyvern were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@tight niche did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @dapper berry, who happened to be watching. @dapper berry died.

@red kindle was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @urban sequoia. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @red kindle died.

@tame cape used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @tame cape died.

@formal badge shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

@formal badge hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @formal badge died.

@ornate turret blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @ornate turret died.

@lyric carbon pranked @long vine by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@lyric carbon claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

@south timber got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @south timber, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @south timber died.

@minor jewel tried to high-five @urban sequoia, but @urban sequoia went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@long vine opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@wintry halo tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @tight niche, but it refused to listen because @wintry halo didn't have enough badges.

@worn grotto tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@near mortar ran with scissors. @near mortar died.

@urban sequoia ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @urban sequoia died.

@wintry halo tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

@wintry halo sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @wintry halo died.

@rigid shore finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @rigid shore died.

@minor jewel saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @minor jewel died.

@worn grotto drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@tranquil wyvern tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@lyric carbon found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @lyric carbon died.

@long vine drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore trapped @worn grotto in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @worn grotto managed to escape regardless.

@worn grotto got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @worn grotto died.

@brave shore modified @tight niche's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @tight niche was never seen again. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @worn grotto
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @rigid shore
100 points go to 9th place: @wintry halo
100 points go to 10th place: @urban sequoia

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[urban sequoia]

bb!register

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[red kindle]

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[inland spoke]

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[near mortar]

bb!register

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[minor jewel]

bb!register

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[pallid spindle]

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[ornate turret]

bb!register

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[worn grotto]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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[wet merlin]

bb!register

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @pallid spindle, @worn grotto, @ornate turret, @minor jewel, @near mortar, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban sequoia descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@minor jewel made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@amber ermine wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @amber ermine died.

@pallid spindle got burninated by Tim. @pallid spindle died.

@tight niche had a sleepover with @near mortar, but the house was gone when they woke up.

@inland spoke tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@wet merlin walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@ornate turret was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @ornate turret barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @ornate turret died.

@tranquil wyvern died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tranquil wyvern was revived.

@near mortar and @long vine were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @near mortar, but left @long vine alone because they smelled funny. @near mortar died.

@wet merlin used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @wet merlin died.

@inland spoke declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @inland spoke's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

@long vine started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

@minor jewel stole @red kindle's lemons. @red kindle got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @minor jewel's house down.

@inland spoke was buried under an avalanche that @tranquil wyvern had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @inland spoke died.

@worn grotto got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@urban sequoia tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @urban sequoia died.

@minor jewel tried to get @long vine to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @minor jewel died.

@red kindle accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @red kindle died.

@tranquil wyvern tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @tranquil wyvern died.

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@tight niche started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

Tired of eating plain toast, @worn grotto started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@long vine and @tight niche had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@worn grotto set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@worn grotto had a terrible night. @worn grotto died.

@long vine wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@tight niche sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @long vine managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

@long vine declared war on emus. The emus won. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @worn grotto
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wet merlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[minor jewel]

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[dapper berry]

bb!register

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[regal gust]

Bb!register

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[urban sequoia]

bb!register

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[red kindle]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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[inland spoke]

bb!register

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[vagrant storm]

bb!register

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@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[chrome dagger]

bb!register

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@chrome dagger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @chrome dagger, @dapper berry, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @minor jewel, @ornate turret, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@dapper berry sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @dapper berry died.

@wet merlin built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @long vine's. @long vine died.

@chrome dagger hid an actuator in @vagrant storm's lunch. Later that day, @vagrant storm stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @vagrant storm died.

@red kindle and @amber ermine had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@inland spoke couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@amber ermine was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @amber ermine died.

@minor jewel went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @minor jewel died.

@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

@ornate turret decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @ornate turret died.

@chrome dagger started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @chrome dagger is still slurping that noodle.

@wet merlin walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @wet merlin died.

@inland spoke threw a Stink Potion at @urban sequoia. @urban sequoia threw a Toxic Flask right back. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

@urban sequoia hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @tranquil wyvern died.

@chrome dagger wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @red kindle killed them. @red kindle died.

@tight niche literally impeached @chrome dagger by squashing them under a giant peach. @chrome dagger died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @chrome dagger
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @ornate turret
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[sweet fractal]

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[worn grotto]

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[chrome dagger]

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[abstract thunder]

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[carmine cairn]

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[vagrant storm]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @chrome dagger, @copper lily, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @sweet fractal, @abstract thunder, @worn grotto, @minor jewel, @rustic belfry, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@carmine cairn's face was scorched off after @vagrant storm took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @carmine cairn died.

@minor jewel tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

@inland spoke got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @inland spoke died.

@wet merlin snuck up behind @urban sequoia, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @wet merlin decided not to kill them. Yet.

@chrome dagger made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@tight niche tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @tight niche didn't know that.

@raw moss used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @raw moss died.

@sweet fractal donned a Martian costume and chased @vagrant storm in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @vagrant storm died.

@amber ermine built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@rustic belfry pulled out their Platinum Shortsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @rustic belfry pulled out a vacuum instead.

@amber ermine's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @amber ermine died.

@red kindle didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @red kindle died.

@minor jewel suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @minor jewel died.

@copper lily saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@rustic belfry playfully poked @worn grotto and laughed. @worn grotto playfully poked them back with a Arkhalis. @rustic belfry died.

@urban sequoia started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @urban sequoia died.

@wet merlin saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @wet merlin died.

@tight niche trapped @tranquil wyvern in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@chrome dagger wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@abstract thunder and @tranquil wyvern huddled around @sweet fractal to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @sweet fractal's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@abstract thunder is hvinga stroker n. @abstract thunder died.

@tranquil wyvern brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @tranquil wyvern died.

@worn grotto was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @chrome dagger tried putting @worn grotto back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @worn grotto died.

@chrome dagger went down @copper lily's chimney to deliver presents, but @copper lily's fireplace was still in use. @chrome dagger died.

@tight niche rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @tight niche with unnecessary advice.

@sweet fractal used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

@copper lily greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @copper lily died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @copper lily
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @chrome dagger
150 points go to 5th place: @worn grotto
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic belfry

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[worn mason]

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[raw moss]

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[feral horizon]

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[warped jacinth]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tall lagoon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @feral horizon, @hushed tide, @tranquil wyvern, @limpid glacier, @pallid moss, @gusty ermine, @ornate turret, @rustic belfry, @wet merlin, and @warped jacinth
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The fighting begins again!

@feral horizon recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @feral horizon concluded that it was lost for a reason.

@tall lagoon played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @tall lagoon died.

@worn mason got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @worn mason died.

@tight niche wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@warped jacinth didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @feral horizon, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @feral horizon died.

@gusty ermine spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@carmine cairn used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@limpid glacier had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@wet merlin overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

@rustic belfry opportunistically attacked @hushed tide with a Starfury while their cell phone was ringing. @hushed tide died.

@ornate turret woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@ornate turret went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @ornate turret's canvas.

@limpid glacier tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @limpid glacier died.

@raw moss got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

@wet merlin started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@pallid moss tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @rustic belfry demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @pallid moss by two. @pallid moss died.

@gusty ermine caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @gusty ermine died.

@ornate turret ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @ornate turret died.

@raw moss stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@carmine cairn made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

@warped jacinth was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@wet merlin shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @wet merlin's head. @wet merlin died.

@rustic belfry stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @rustic belfry died.

@tight niche became convinced that @warped jacinth was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @warped jacinth, who was left very confused (and wet).

@raw moss made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @warped jacinth. @warped jacinth died.

@carmine cairn traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, and @carmine cairn worked on a group project, but it looked like @tight niche was doing most of the work.

@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

@tranquil wyvern purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

@tight niche failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@carmine cairn wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@tight niche invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

@carmine cairn drew swords on the ground. @tranquil wyvern started stomping all over them. Furious, @carmine cairn picked one up and stabbed @tranquil wyvern with it.. @tranquil wyvern died.

A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @raw moss. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 6th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @ornate turret
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @pallid moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[limpid glacier]

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[raw moss]

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[worn mason]

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[modern plover]

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[glacial totem]

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[warped jacinth]

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[carmine cairn]

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[turbid skiff]

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[ornate turret]

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[vagrant storm]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @vagrant storm, @modern plover, @turbid skiff, @limpid glacier, @ornate turret, and @warped jacinth
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The fighting begins again!

@worn mason climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @turbid skiff and @limpid glacier.

@worn mason tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @worn mason died.

@vagrant storm vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @vagrant storm died.

@warped jacinth tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@modern plover went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @modern plover died.

@limpid glacier decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @limpid glacier died.

@ornate turret made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@raw moss farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

@ornate turret wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @ornate turret died.

@warped jacinth won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

The sun burnt @turbid skiff into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

@carmine cairn drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @tight niche appeared instead.

@warped jacinth threw a snowball at @tight niche. To counter this, @tight niche threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @warped jacinth died.

@turbid skiff tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

@raw moss tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @raw moss to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

@raw moss invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @turbid skiff, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @turbid skiff died.

@raw moss tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @raw moss was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @raw moss died.

@glacial totem woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @glacial totem died.

@tight niche was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @ornate turret
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[timid granite]

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[hushed tide]

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[timid granite]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[raw moss]

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[amber ermine]

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[rustic belfry]

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[raw moss]

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[vagrant storm]

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[turbid skiff]

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[modern plover]

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[tight niche]

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[glacial totem]

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[carmine cairn]

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[dusky elbow]

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[grizzled tusk]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @timid granite, @hushed tide, @grizzled tusk, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @dusky elbow, @amber ermine, @modern plover, @turbid skiff, and @rustic belfry
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

In a bizarre turn of events, @glacial totem was flattened by a road roller. @glacial totem died.

@timid granite realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @timid granite died.

@turbid skiff ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

Hey @hushed tide, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @hushed tide died.

@dusky elbow tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

@grizzled tusk tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @grizzled tusk decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @vagrant storm into fertilizer. @vagrant storm died.

@dusky elbow was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @dusky elbow died.

@amber ermine mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @amber ermine died.

@carmine cairn took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @modern plover. @modern plover died.

@rustic belfry summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @rustic belfry died.

@turbid skiff walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @turbid skiff died.

@grizzled tusk invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @grizzled tusk died.

@tight niche has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tight niche woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@tranquil wyvern ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche tried to attack @carmine cairn by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @dusky elbow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[hushed tide]

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[unique prism]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[carmine cairn]

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[worn mason]

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[jolly swift]

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[turbid skiff]

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[glacial totem]

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[vagrant storm]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @unique prism, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @hushed tide, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, and @turbid skiff
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @glacial totem died.

@unique prism started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @unique prism died.

@worn mason tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @worn mason quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@raw moss disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @worn mason was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @worn mason had ever been in. @worn mason died.

@tight niche shot their Boomstick to the left of @hushed tide just to scare them. @hushed tide heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @hushed tide died.

@vagrant storm drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @vagrant storm died.

@tranquil wyvern had @turbid skiff lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @turbid skiff, this wasn't a magic show. @turbid skiff died.

@carmine cairn started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@tight niche gave a hug to @raw moss and almost choked them to death!

@jolly swift drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tight niche was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

@raw moss managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@raw moss and @carmine cairn had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

Thanks to @jolly swift's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tight niche's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern told @tight niche that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @tight niche took those words literally and peeled @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn hadn't seen @raw moss in a long time, and missed them. @raw moss aimed a Sniper Rifle at @carmine cairn from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 8th place: @hushed tide
100 points go to 9th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 10th place: @unique prism

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[jolly swift]

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[amber gulch]

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[severe spoke]

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[mighty coyote]

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[proper folio]

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[hushed tide]

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[hot spade]

Bb!register

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[bleak tulip]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

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[arctic temple]

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[late stone]

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[hot spade]

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@hot spade, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @amber gulch, @raw moss, @hushed tide, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @hot spade, @proper folio, @severe spoke, @bleak tulip, @late stone, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@mighty coyote and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @glacial totem was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@glacial totem activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @glacial totem died.

@jolly swift trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@jolly swift got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @jolly swift died.

@amber gulch made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @amber gulch died.

@raw moss started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@carmine cairn called @hushed tide a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @hushed tide died.

@hot spade cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@arctic temple used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@mighty coyote picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @mighty coyote died.

@bleak tulip used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@tight niche was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

@severe spoke was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @severe spoke died.

@bleak tulip tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @bleak tulip died.

@late stone felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tranquil wyvern setting explosives beneath them. @late stone died.

@arctic temple fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @carmine cairn. @arctic temple died.

@raw moss found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

@proper folio started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @proper folio died.

@tranquil wyvern decisively vanquished @hot spade through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @hot spade died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tranquil wyvern died.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @tight niche's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

While playing at the beach, @raw moss buried @tight niche in the sand. It took @tight niche several hours to dig themselves back out.

@carmine cairn was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hot spade
150 points go to 6th place: @proper folio
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @late stone
100 points go to 9th place: @bleak tulip
100 points go to 10th place: @severe spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[limpid glacier]

bb!register

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[hot spade]

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[hushed tide]

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[arctic temple]

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[mighty coyote]

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[idle valve]

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[unique prism]

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[wet merlin]

bb!register

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[chilly valve]

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[pine bloom]

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[worn mason]

bb!register

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@worn mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dapper berry]

bb!register

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@dapper berry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[severe spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@severe spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mental pebble]

bb!register

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@mental pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[errant vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 19 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @unique prism, @raw moss, @worn mason, @mental pebble, @chilly valve, @dapper berry, @hushed tide, @mighty coyote, @hot spade, @errant vine, @idle valve, @severe spoke, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @pine bloom, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@wet merlin took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@arctic temple tried to shoot an apple off of @glacial totem's head. @arctic temple's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @glacial totem died.

@mighty coyote started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@unique prism took aim at @brave shore from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

@severe spoke tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@unique prism drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @unique prism died.

@worn mason tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @worn mason's mind right in front of their face. @worn mason died.

@hushed tide had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

@chilly valve constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

@mental pebble tricked @chilly valve into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @chilly valve died.

@hot spade invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

@idle valve tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@carmine cairn gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @dapper berry, who was in the front row. @dapper berry died.

@raw moss told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @wet merlin and @mighty coyote.

@pine bloom was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@hushed tide marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @severe spoke wondered why they never came from the north, though.

The moon hit @hushed tide's eye like a big pizza pie. @hushed tide died.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @brave shore's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@mighty coyote was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @mighty coyote died.

@arctic temple cut a specific wire in @hot spade's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @hot spade died.

@mental pebble wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@idle valve was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@errant vine's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @errant vine to notice them. @errant vine died.

@mental pebble somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@idle valve thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @idle valve died.

@raw moss flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @arctic temple when the world was flipped.

@carmine cairn was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@limpid glacier went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@pine bloom summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @severe spoke's life points directly. @severe spoke died.

@brave shore started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@limpid glacier woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @limpid glacier died.

@brave shore declared that 64 was their favorite number. @wet merlin wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @brave shore by stabbing them 64 times. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@arctic temple wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@mental pebble gazed at clouds with @raw moss. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@arctic temple fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @arctic temple died.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @pine bloom begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@pine bloom spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@pine bloom’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@pine bloom went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@wet merlin found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @wet merlin died.

@raw moss tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

Poor @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn keeps getting pinged over and over again. @carmine cairn is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn.

@mental pebble accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@mental pebble went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @mental pebble died.

@pine bloom took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

@carmine cairn fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@raw moss ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@pine bloom considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

@pine bloom sniped @raw moss with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @pine bloom, it was opposite day. @pine bloom died.

@carmine cairn jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @pine bloom
150 points go to 4th place: @mental pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @idle valve

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[pine bloom]

bb!register

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@pine bloom, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[chilly valve]

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[raw moss]

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hushed tide]

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@hushed tide, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[limpid glacier]

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[gleaming grove]

@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mental pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mental pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[arctic temple]

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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pallid moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pallid moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mighty coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mighty coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @mental pebble, @chilly valve, @hushed tide, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @limpid glacier, @pallid moss, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @pine bloom, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@red kindle found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

@arctic temple offered to add a gold trim to @brave shore's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

@inland spoke watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@inland spoke tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @inland spoke died.

@mental pebble pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @mental pebble died.

@limpid glacier ran out of bullets while fighting @chilly valve, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @chilly valve died.

@long vine drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@raw moss developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @hushed tide was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

@pallid moss became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@hushed tide got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @hushed tide died.

@raw moss started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@mighty coyote always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @mighty coyote died.

@red kindle forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @red kindle died.

@limpid glacier caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @limpid glacier died.

@arctic temple used some tree stumps as target practice.

No one told @pallid moss that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @pallid moss died.

@arctic temple and @brave shore were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @arctic temple fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @arctic temple died.

@urban sequoia forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @urban sequoia died.

@pine bloom was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @raw moss's Star Cannon. @pine bloom died.

@long vine read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @long vine died.

@raw moss got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @raw moss died.

@brave shore was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @pine bloom
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[pine bloom]

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[glacial totem]

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[severe spoke]

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[limpid glacier]

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[inland spoke]

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[deft ocean]

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[red kindle]

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hushed tide]

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[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[chilly valve]

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@chilly valve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mental pebble]

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@mental pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[late stone]

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[gleaming grove]

@late stone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[ruby jasper]

Bb!register

bb!register

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@ruby jasper, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pallid moss]

bb!register

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@pallid moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 19 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @ruby jasper, @mental pebble, @chilly valve, @hushed tide, @long vine, @red kindle, @severe spoke, @deft ocean, @late stone, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, @pallid moss, @brave shore, @pine bloom, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

A zombie snuck up on @glacial totem and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @glacial totem died.

@formal badge returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@ruby jasper tried attacking @hushed tide, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@raw moss was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @raw moss died.

@chilly valve joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @chilly valve was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

@ruby jasper took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @ruby jasper died.

@mental pebble tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @mental pebble died.

@chilly valve triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @chilly valve died.

@pallid moss will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@hushed tide flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @hushed tide's face off with its bare hands. @hushed tide died.

@long vine was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @long vine died.

@red kindle tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @inland spoke and @limpid glacier, who did not approve of gambling.

@late stone pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @severe spoke.

@late stone played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@inland spoke heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @pine bloom, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

@carmine cairn escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@limpid glacier found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @limpid glacier pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

@formal badge tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@red kindle did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@pallid moss knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@brave shore drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@deft ocean used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @deft ocean died.

@severe spoke went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @severe spoke's fault.

@formal badge found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@inland spoke found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@red kindle and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @red kindle's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@late stone's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @late stone died.

@limpid glacier accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @pallid moss was watching. @limpid glacier died.

@pallid moss wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @pallid moss's head. @pallid moss died.

@severe spoke's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @pine bloom and @inland spoke's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @severe spoke died.

@carmine cairn and @urban sequoia were about to face off, but @carmine cairn had to run off to the restroom first.

@pine bloom climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @pine bloom died.

@inland spoke asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @inland spoke died.

@red kindle escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

@formal badge was cornered by @carmine cairn, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@brave shore found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@urban sequoia had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@urban sequoia played rock-paper-scissors with @formal badge. @urban sequoia played paper. @formal badge played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @urban sequoia was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @urban sequoia died.

@formal badge underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @formal badge died.

@brave shore tried to steal @carmine cairn's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@red kindle tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@red kindle started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @red kindle died.

@carmine cairn was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@brave shore ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @pine bloom
100 points go to 8th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[severe spoke]

bb!register

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@severe spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

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[glass vine]

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

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[chilly valve]

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[topaz dune]

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@topaz dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[limpid glacier]

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hushed tide]

bb!register

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@hushed tide, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame cape]

bb!register

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@tame cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[astral glacier]

bb!register

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @topaz dune, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @chilly valve, @hushed tide, @long vine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @proud lava, @glass vine, @astral glacier, @severe spoke, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@formal badge built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@chilly valve somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @chilly valve's chests for the rest of its life.

A strange device attached itself to @carmine cairn's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @carmine cairn died.

@inland spoke won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

@raw moss began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@limpid glacier tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@proud lava tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@astral glacier and @red kindle found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

@topaz dune sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @topaz dune died.

@long vine befriended @urban sequoia by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@hushed tide started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@severe spoke was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@chilly valve took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @chilly valve died.

@severe spoke wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@formal badge wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@hushed tide found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @hushed tide died.

@tame cape contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@tame cape got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @limpid glacier got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @tame cape died.

@red kindle tried to strike @inland spoke down, but @inland spoke instead became more powerful than @red kindle could possibly imagine.

@proud lava gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @proud lava died.

@long vine 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @glass vine to death. @glass vine died.

@severe spoke forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @severe spoke wasn't a Slime, @severe spoke was endlessly beaten. @severe spoke died.

@long vine and @urban sequoia spotted a Magnet Sphere on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

@formal badge carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @formal badge died.

@limpid glacier donated all of their organs to those in need. @limpid glacier died.