epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

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[wet merlin]

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[dim gale]

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[novel summit]

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[tight niche]

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[indigo inlet]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@dim gale, @tight niche, @raw moss, @dapper berry, @tranquil wyvern, @tame cape, @indigo inlet, @late stone, @novel summit, @gusty ermine, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

@dim gale walked into a bar. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@dapper berry was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @novel summit's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @dapper berry died.

@raw moss found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@indigo inlet took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tame cape's Rod of Discord.

@late stone tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

@gusty ermine wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

@wet merlin discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

@tranquil wyvern couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

@tight niche kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@tame cape ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @tame cape said "thanks, you too." @tame cape died.

@late stone took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

@indigo inlet got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @indigo inlet died.

@late stone ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @late stone died.

@gusty ermine accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @gusty ermine died.

@wet merlin found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

@tight niche used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

@dim gale started rallying for goblin rights.

@raw moss tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@wet merlin was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

@wet merlin went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @wet merlin died.

@dim gale skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @dim gale died.

@novel summit traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @novel summit did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @novel summit died.

@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

@tranquil wyvern started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@tranquil wyvern asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tight niche, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @tranquil wyvern to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @tranquil wyvern died.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @raw moss would soon die a gruesome death. @raw moss ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@tight niche angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @late stone
100 points go to 9th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @tame cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tame cape]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[carmine cairn]

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[late stone]

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[tight niche]

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[wet merlin]

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[sturdy pulsar]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[wheat crow]

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[gleaming grove]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[upbeat fern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[unique prism]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unique prism, @sturdy pulsar, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @tranquil wyvern, @upbeat fern, @tame cape, @late stone, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wheat crow tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@unique prism drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @late stone mopped @unique prism up with a tissue. @unique prism died.

@tame cape donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@raw moss was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@upbeat fern was dunked on by @carmine cairn. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@sturdy pulsar fed @wet merlin several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@tight niche was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@wheat crow tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@raw moss started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

A monkey dramatically raised @tame cape up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @tame cape off said cliff. @tame cape died.

@late stone went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @late stone died.

@tight niche hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

Oh? Instead of running away, @tranquil wyvern is approaching @sturdy pulsar!

@wet merlin toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @wet merlin died.

@carmine cairn was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@sturdy pulsar donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@tight niche tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

@raw moss was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@tranquil wyvern found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

@wheat crow caused @upbeat fern to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@tight niche found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@raw moss searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

@sturdy pulsar touched @upbeat fern's gun without permission. @sturdy pulsar died.

@tranquil wyvern looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@wheat crow bought a Gatligator and fired it at @carmine cairn for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @wheat crow furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

@upbeat fern was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @upbeat fern died.

@raw moss found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

@tranquil wyvern boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

@wheat crow accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @wheat crow died.

@raw moss vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @raw moss died.

@tight niche tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@carmine cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tight niche's head instead. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat fern
100 points go to 7th place: @sturdy pulsar
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @tame cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[upbeat fern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@upbeat fern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[limpid glacier]

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[tame cape]

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[gray sky]

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[late stone]

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[unique prism]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[red kindle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[south timber]

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[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[arctic temple]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unique prism, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @tame cape, @gray sky, @late stone, @limpid glacier, @arctic temple, @south timber, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban sequoia finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @limpid glacier caught it and used it as fishing bait.

@unique prism stopped a meteor from crushing @south timber and @late stone with their own body. @unique prism died.

@upbeat fern decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @upbeat fern died.

@inland spoke drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@red kindle decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@carmine cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @carmine cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

@tame cape swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @tame cape died.

@gray sky went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @gray sky decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@tight niche wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

@gray sky was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @gray sky died.

@urban sequoia took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @raw moss and @carmine cairn ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

@late stone went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @late stone died.

@limpid glacier burst with happiness, quite literally. @limpid glacier died.

@arctic temple tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @arctic temple died.

@red kindle compressed @south timber until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @south timber died.

@inland spoke tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @inland spoke extremely rich.

@red kindle found the Last Prism. Then @carmine cairn found another one, meaning that @red kindle's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@urban sequoia yelled, "Duck!" @inland spoke excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

@urban sequoia heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@carmine cairn distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@tight niche and @red kindle built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@tight niche tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@red kindle was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @red kindle's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @red kindle died.

@raw moss and @carmine cairn swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

@tight niche hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@raw moss accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @raw moss died.

@tight niche looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @south timber
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[upbeat fern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@upbeat fern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[arctic temple]

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[inland spoke]

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[gusty ermine]

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[wet merlin]

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[muted yarrow]

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[late stone]

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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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[south timber]

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[unique prism]

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[long vine]

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[brave shore]

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[carmine cairn]

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[errant vine]

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[tight niche]

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[tame cape]

bb!register

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@tame cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unique prism, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @tame cape, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @late stone, @brave shore, @gusty ermine, @arctic temple, @south timber, @muted yarrow, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@arctic temple started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

After eating supper together, @gusty ermine betrayed @carmine cairn in exchange for 30 silver coins. @carmine cairn died.

@late stone desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@south timber tried hacking into @raw moss's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @raw moss's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

While exploring the Jungle, @unique prism needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @unique prism. @unique prism died.

@long vine wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @tight niche wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @long vine killed the Traveling Merchant first. @long vine died.

@wet merlin drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@red kindle launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@urban sequoia drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@brave shore adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @upbeat fern wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @brave shore all of their willpower not to explain it.

@muted yarrow obscured @tame cape's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @tame cape escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

Santa Claus asked @arctic temple what they wanted for Christmas. @arctic temple replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@upbeat fern and @brave shore discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @tame cape's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @tame cape died.

@inland spoke won in a fight against @upbeat fern by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @upbeat fern died.

@errant vine dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @errant vine died.

@late stone sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @late stone died.

@urban sequoia flexed so hard on @brave shore that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @brave shore died.

@raw moss modified @gusty ermine's Cactus Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @gusty ermine was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @gusty ermine died.

@inland spoke visited @arctic temple, but no one was home. @inland spoke felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@arctic temple saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @arctic temple died.

@urban sequoia comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@south timber decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

@wet merlin tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@muted yarrow had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Chain Gun. Obviously, this failed.

@south timber literally can't even. @south timber died.

@muted yarrow, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @muted yarrow died.

@inland spoke somehow convinced @wet merlin that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @wet merlin died.

@inland spoke tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia was vehicularly manslaughtered by @tight niche's minecart. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @red kindle died.

@tight niche suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@tight niche read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @tight niche then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @muted yarrow
100 points go to 8th place: @south timber
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[hushed tide]

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[unique prism]

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[urban sequoia]

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[red kindle]

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[raw moss]

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[limpid glacier]

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[brave shore]

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[muted yarrow]

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[south timber]

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[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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@urban sequoia, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[errant vine]

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[long vine]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unique prism, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @hushed tide, @long vine, @red kindle, @errant vine, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @south timber, @muted yarrow, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@unique prism forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @unique prism died.

@muted yarrow equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@raw moss and @long vine had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tight niche sped up the process by stabbing @raw moss. @raw moss died.

@errant vine tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @south timber's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@hushed tide spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @hushed tide died.

@brave shore was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@red kindle dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @limpid glacier, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @limpid glacier died.

@long vine somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

@muted yarrow did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tight niche, who happened to be passing by.

@carmine cairn ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@errant vine ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@south timber became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @south timber died.

@inland spoke decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@muted yarrow started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@carmine cairn tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

@brave shore found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@tight niche started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

@urban sequoia eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@long vine took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@muted yarrow was ordered by @red kindle to sing a song or be killed. @muted yarrow tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @muted yarrow died.

@carmine cairn shot @errant vine in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @errant vine died.

@inland spoke transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@red kindle insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @urban sequoia insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @urban sequoia, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

@brave shore and @tight niche strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @brave shore suggested using cover against them. @tight niche recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @red kindle broke their fall with their own body. @red kindle died.

@long vine saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@long vine was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @long vine died.

@brave shore took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@tight niche ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @muted yarrow
100 points go to 10th place: @south timber

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[mental pebble]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @mental pebble, @hushed tide, @long vine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @abstract thunder, @arctic temple, @south timber, @muted yarrow, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@arctic temple crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

@urban sequoia placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Shotgun.

@abstract thunder trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

@carmine cairn and @tight niche ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@long vine managed to kill @mental pebble by doing absolutely nothing. @mental pebble died.

@muted yarrow merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@inland spoke made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@hushed tide and @red kindle had a very merry unbirthday party together. @south timber found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@south timber found @tame cape sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@hushed tide challenged @inland spoke to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @inland spoke's turn to win. @hushed tide died.

@tame cape dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @tame cape died.

@arctic temple stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @arctic temple died.

The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @abstract thunder over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

@muted yarrow was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @muted yarrow died.

@tight niche almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

@urban sequoia got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@long vine swapped @inland spoke's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @inland spoke then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @inland spoke died.

@south timber threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@tight niche learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@abstract thunder started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @abstract thunder died.

@urban sequoia got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@carmine cairn couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

@tight niche built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@carmine cairn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

@long vine chased @south timber with their Ice Sickle. @south timber tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @long vine. @south timber died.

@red kindle drank sand for 10 hours. @red kindle died.

@long vine briefly considered proposing marriage to @tight niche, but married a bee instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @long vine is now goo. @long vine died.

@tight niche tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@carmine cairn overwhelmed @tight niche with a storm of flying bananas. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @south timber
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @muted yarrow
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[inland spoke]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @copper lily, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @proud lava, @brave shore, @south timber, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@proud lava splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @south timber observed disapprovingly.

@brave shore was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

A mysterious stranger gave @carmine cairn a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @inland spoke with it. However, @carmine cairn clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @carmine cairn died.

@copper lily got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @copper lily died.

@long vine followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @long vine discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @long vine died.

@proud lava lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @proud lava died.

@south timber asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @south timber died.

@inland spoke wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @inland spoke died.

@red kindle and @brave shore started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @red kindle took out their actual shotgun. @brave shore died.

@tranquil wyvern dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @red kindle, but @red kindle simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @tranquil wyvern died.

@urban sequoia spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @urban sequoia died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @red kindle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @red kindle
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @south timber
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @copper lily
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

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[upbeat fern]

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[limpid glacier]

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[copper lily]

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[carmine cairn]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @copper lily, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @modern plover, @floral ridge, @limpid glacier, @arctic temple, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@copper lily thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @copper lily died.

@red kindle wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@limpid glacier asked @carmine cairn to give them a hand, so @carmine cairn chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@upbeat fern and @floral ridge decided to play catch with a Candy Cane Sword. @upbeat fern missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @upbeat fern died.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@modern plover started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @modern plover died.

@inland spoke baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

@raw moss started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@urban sequoia walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@limpid glacier sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @limpid glacier died.

@arctic temple flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@floral ridge jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@red kindle crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @red kindle's entire body.

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @arctic temple. @arctic temple died.

@urban sequoia and @carmine cairn played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@floral ridge had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@inland spoke's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@urban sequoia hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @urban sequoia died.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @red kindle's eye sockets. @red kindle died.

@raw moss tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@floral ridge used an Inferno Fork to eat. @carmine cairn thought they didn't notice, but @floral ridge just really likes spicy food.

@raw moss used a Laser Drill to literally bore @floral ridge to death. @floral ridge died.

@raw moss made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @floral ridge
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat fern

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[carmine cairn]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @glass cargo, @upbeat fern, @proud lava, @proper folio, @late stone, @limpid glacier, and @arctic temple
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The fighting begins again!

@upbeat fern was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @upbeat fern died.

@carmine cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@proper folio mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@proud lava snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@proud lava used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @proud lava died.

@limpid glacier dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @raw moss fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

@arctic temple decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

@late stone performed surgery on a grape.

@late stone was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @late stone died.

@limpid glacier was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @limpid glacier died.

@glass cargo summoned a solar eclipse while @carmine cairn was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @glass cargo died.

@proper folio ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

@raw moss started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

@arctic temple told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @arctic temple died.

@raw moss learned all of @inland spoke's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@carmine cairn verbally roasted @proper folio so hard that they burst into flames. @proper folio died.

@inland spoke accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @inland spoke died.

@carmine cairn rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @proper folio
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @glass cargo
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @late stone
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat fern

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tame cape]

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[carmine cairn]

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[warped jacinth]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @hushed tide, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @modern plover, @proper folio, @brave shore, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

A Martian Probe spotted @brave shore, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @brave shore was too boring.

@red kindle tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@hushed tide snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @hushed tide died.

@long vine began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

While sitting on a bench together with @urban sequoia, @warped jacinth leaned away and farted.

@inland spoke wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @long vine into an apple. @long vine died.

@tame cape became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @tame cape died.

The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @modern plover was caught in the crossfire. @modern plover died.

@warped jacinth didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @warped jacinth died.

@proper folio’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@brave shore found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @brave shore headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@urban sequoia spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@inland spoke tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@raw moss found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @proper folio saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @carmine cairn stabbed them in the back. @proper folio died.

@inland spoke iwwegawy owoed to @tranquil wyvern and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@carmine cairn started barking like a dog while chasing @red kindle.

While out exploring a cave with a torch, @urban sequoia farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@raw moss used their Silver Broadsword to lop off @red kindle's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @raw moss invented golf. @red kindle died.

@carmine cairn was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @brave shore's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @proper folio
100 points go to 9th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @hushed tide, @long vine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @modern plover, @stray hill, @brave shore, @gusty ermine, and @urban sequoia
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@hushed tide stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @hushed tide died.

@carmine cairn opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@brave shore drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@tame cape attacked @gusty ermine with a Legendary Zenith, but @gusty ermine's pen was mightier. @tame cape died.

@modern plover tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @stray hill's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @modern plover died.

@raw moss painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

@long vine wrote @gusty ermine's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @gusty ermine died.

@stray hill forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @stray hill died.

@inland spoke accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @inland spoke, go jump off that cliff. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @red kindle died.

@brave shore and @long vine got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@raw moss's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @raw moss sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@carmine cairn chased @raw moss with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @raw moss died.

@long vine spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

@brave shore started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @brave shore - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @brave shore then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @long vine

@carmine cairn looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@long vine panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @long vine died.

@brave shore threatened @carmine cairn with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @carmine cairn informed @brave shore as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @carmine flower, @hot spade, @proper folio, @formal badge, @late stone, @worn grotto, @fallen gull, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@long vine discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Green Phaseblade instead of a Bug Net.

@hot spade accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@raw moss started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

@carmine flower used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@proper folio followed @inland spoke into the jungle. @proper folio started looking left, right and center for @inland spoke, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@tame cape attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @tame cape died.

@urban sequoia heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@carmine flower curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @carmine flower in half. @carmine flower died.

@formal badge didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @hot spade's. @hot spade died.

@late stone tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @late stone died.

@urban sequoia started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

@fallen gull clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @fallen gull died.

@worn grotto tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

@inland spoke went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@inland spoke equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @red kindle chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @inland spoke's shattered corpse. @inland spoke died.

@proper folio was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @proper folio died.

@worn grotto thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @worn grotto died.

@urban sequoia got impaled by Mourning Wood. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

@red kindle was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @red kindle died.

Out of boredom, @carmine cairn used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@raw moss decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@formal badge took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@raw moss used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

@carmine cairn aimed a Last Prism beam at @formal badge, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@raw moss wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

@carmine cairn worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@formal badge was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@carmine cairn trapped @raw moss in a maze, but while they were taunting @raw moss, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

@formal badge crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@carmine cairn was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@formal badge was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @formal badge died.

@raw moss gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @worn grotto
100 points go to 7th place: @proper folio
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 10th place: @late stone

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[near mortar]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[worn grotto]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @vagrant sedge, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @red kindle, @proper folio, @late stone, @formal badge, @worn grotto, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@urban sequoia found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @formal badge to check it out. @formal badge decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

@worn grotto built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@late stone got stuck in @proper folio's Rod of Discord farm. @late stone died.

@near mortar screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@tight niche was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tight niche let them be.

@vagrant sedge, @glacial totem, and @inland spoke formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@red kindle equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @formal badge into approaching. @red kindle then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @formal badge with two Sniper Rifle shots. @formal badge died.

@inland spoke entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@near mortar swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @near mortar died.

@raw moss recruited @vagrant sedge as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@proper folio tried to throw a Obsidian Swordfish at @worn grotto before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@inland spoke's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@glacial totem calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

@worn grotto went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

@red kindle had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@proper folio and @carmine cairn played catch with a Paladin. @proper folio accidentally fumbled a catch. @proper folio died.

@urban sequoia found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@urban sequoia opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @urban sequoia's neck. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @worn grotto. @worn grotto died.

@carmine cairn brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@red kindle made fun of @tight niche for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tight niche shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @red kindle died.

@vagrant sedge got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @vagrant sedge died.

@glacial totem was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@carmine cairn forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

@tight niche tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @vagrant sedge
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @worn grotto
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @proper folio
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

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[long vine]

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[tight niche]

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[worn grotto]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@violet forum, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @formal badge, @worn grotto, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@long vine was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @long vine died.

@vagrant storm's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @vagrant storm died.

@amber ermine accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @amber ermine died. @amber ermine died. @amber ermine died. @amber ermine died.

@red kindle tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@worn grotto tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @worn grotto died.

@inland spoke stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@urban sequoia wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle pumped @formal badge full of lead. No one was hurt, but @formal badge's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @violet forum was the bartender, @tight niche was the DJ, and @formal badge was the pinata. @formal badge died.

@tight niche started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

@red kindle entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @red kindle died.

@violet forum hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

@violet forum and @tight niche were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @violet forum suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @tight niche turned around to look. @tight niche died.

@violet forum started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@raw moss smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@violet forum looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@violet forum did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @violet forum died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @violet forum
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @worn grotto
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

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[long vine]

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[sullen gale]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sullen gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unique prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unique prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[minor jewel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@unique prism, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @dapper berry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @sullen gale, @red kindle, @formal badge, @minor jewel, @lime creek, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@minor jewel found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@tranquil wyvern laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@dapper berry discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @dapper berry died.

@urban sequoia claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @raw moss was morbidly interested.

@long vine accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @long vine died.

@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

@red kindle opened the front door and saw @inland spoke trying to murder the Guide. @red kindle slowly closed the door and walked away.

@formal badge created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @sullen gale got too close while watching. @sullen gale died.

@minor jewel was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @minor jewel died.

@unique prism went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @tranquil wyvern and @formal badge summoned the Impending Doom. @unique prism died.

@tight niche watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@urban sequoia tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

@inland spoke used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @raw moss tested this theory on @inland spoke, who bounced, and ended up being right. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@lime creek kept talking, but stopped after @tight niche held up their hand. @tight niche demonstrated the power of the Force.

@lime creek tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @lime creek died.

@formal badge decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @formal badge died.

@red kindle discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@raw moss built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @urban sequoia was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tranquil wyvern, who silenced @red kindle by filling their hiding place with water. @red kindle died.

While streaming a fitness game, @tight niche accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche thought they assassinated @raw moss, but it was just @tight niche in disguise. Huh? @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unique prism
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[minor jewel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unique prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unique prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sinful oar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sinful oar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@unique prism, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @sinful oar, @formal badge, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@unique prism visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @unique prism thought her hands were more interesting.

@unique prism started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @unique prism suddenly didn't feel so good. @unique prism died.

@inland spoke tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @inland spoke keeled over from a heart attack. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @red kindle died.

@sinful oar flossed their teeth with @long vine's shoelaces.

@formal badge sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@urban sequoia found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

@formal badge joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @formal badge died.

@urban sequoia tickled @long vine from behind while they were busy sharpening their Purple Phasesaber. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @long vine died.

There once was a @minor jewel who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @minor jewel's insides, and all the animals were freed. @minor jewel died.

@tranquil wyvern found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

@raw moss couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@tranquil wyvern fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@sinful oar put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @sinful oar died.

@raw moss broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@raw moss was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@tight niche fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

@tranquil wyvern planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

@tranquil wyvern used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

@raw moss was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

@tight niche was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@tranquil wyvern summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sinful oar
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unique prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unique prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[south timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@south timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame cape]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dapper berry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dapper berry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[minor jewel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[abstract thunder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rigid shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rigid shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@unique prism, @rigid shore, @raw moss, @dapper berry, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @tame cape, @abstract thunder, @formal badge, @minor jewel, @south timber, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!