epic-battles

[stable aspen]

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[sweet fractal]

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[worn mason]

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[wet merlin]

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[tight niche]

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[brave shore]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @sturdy pulsar, @tight niche, @vocal oasis, @worn mason, @stable aspen, @sweet fractal, @brave shore, @arctic temple, and @wet merlin
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @wind flicker died.

@tight niche was building a nice house. @stable aspen asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @tight niche just looked confused.

@worn mason shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @worn mason's face. @worn mason died.

@arctic temple hid from @sturdy pulsar after @vocal oasis exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

The Cyborg hacked into @sweet fractal's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@tight niche and @sturdy pulsar set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

The Nurse told @stable aspen they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @stable aspen died.

@wet merlin ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @sweet fractal before they could say "Zoinks!" @sweet fractal died.

@brave shore suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @brave shore died.

@arctic temple tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

@vocal oasis developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

@wet merlin explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

@tight niche tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@sturdy pulsar used the power of Flex Tape to stick @arctic temple in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @arctic temple's suffering to a swift end. @arctic temple died.

@sturdy pulsar wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@wet merlin messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

@wet merlin accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @wet merlin died.

@sturdy pulsar fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @sturdy pulsar died.

@tight niche went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

After years of research, @vocal oasis found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @vocal oasis died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @vocal oasis
250 points go to 3rd place: @sturdy pulsar
150 points go to 4th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @stable aspen
100 points go to 9th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[sturdy pulsar]

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[ornate turret]

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[arctic temple]

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[chrome mason]

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[raw moss]

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[worn mason]

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[mighty coyote]

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[short nymph]

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[abstract thunder]

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[late stone]

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[carmine cairn]

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[wind flicker]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @chrome mason, @carmine cairn, @sturdy pulsar, @raw moss, @worn mason, @short nymph, @mighty coyote, @abstract thunder, @late stone, @arctic temple, and @ornate turret
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @wind flicker died.

@sturdy pulsar's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @sturdy pulsar died.

@chrome mason killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

A witch prophesized that @worn mason would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@worn mason accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @worn mason died.

@carmine cairn wanted to start a band, and recruited @late stone as their keyboard player. @late stone showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

@mighty coyote drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@ornate turret teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@short nymph got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@chrome mason put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

@mighty coyote started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @mighty coyote died.

@abstract thunder was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@late stone became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@short nymph threw @abstract thunder into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @short nymph a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @abstract thunder died.

@raw moss angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@arctic temple tried to set up a campfire, but @ornate turret drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@ornate turret tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @ornate turret's brains. @ornate turret died.

@late stone joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

While in the Underground Jungle, @late stone used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @late stone died.

@short nymph started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @chrome mason and @carmine cairn out.

@arctic temple didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@raw moss used their embezzled funds to shred through @arctic temple with a Coin Gun. @arctic temple died.

@short nymph consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@chrome mason was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @chrome mason die

@carmine cairn was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @carmine cairn suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@raw moss looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@carmine cairn flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @short nymph. @short nymph died.

@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@chrome mason heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@chrome mason fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @chrome mason died.

@raw moss pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @chrome mason
150 points go to 4th place: @short nymph
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @late stone
100 points go to 7th place: @ornate turret
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[late stone]

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[sturdy pulsar]

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[arctic temple]

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[abstract thunder]

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[pallid moss]

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[worn mason]

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[wind flicker]

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[raw moss]

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[chrome mason]

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[mighty coyote]

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[glad summit]

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[ornate turret]

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[carmine cairn]

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[idle pike]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@chrome mason, @wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @sturdy pulsar, @raw moss, @worn mason, @glad summit, @mighty coyote, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @late stone, @pallid moss, @arctic temple, @ornate turret, and @idle pike
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@worn mason invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@chrome mason was walked on by a Martian Walker. @chrome mason died.

@idle pike declared war against @wind flicker because they didn't like something @wind flicker said in their AMA.

@glad summit popped @wind flicker by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @wind flicker died.

@arctic temple made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@ornate turret planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

@sturdy pulsar felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @sturdy pulsar died.

@raw moss forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@pallid moss tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@worn mason cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @worn mason's heart! @worn mason died.

@livid shuttle solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@abstract thunder needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@raw moss used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@livid shuttle stole @late stone's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @late stone was hurt, but only emotionally.

@carmine cairn gave @glad summit Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @glad summit died.

@mighty coyote was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @mighty coyote died.

@livid shuttle had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @livid shuttle died.

@ornate turret built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@late stone had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @raw moss shot them with an arrow. @late stone died.

@abstract thunder bashed @pallid moss in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @pallid moss some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @pallid moss died.

@ornate turret fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @ornate turret died.

@arctic temple took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @arctic temple died.

@abstract thunder discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @abstract thunder died.

@idle pike recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@raw moss and @idle pike engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @idle pike blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @idle pike died.

@carmine cairn obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@carmine cairn argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

@raw moss was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @carmine cairn caught them in time.

@raw moss tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @ornate turret
100 points go to 7th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 8th place: @late stone
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[abstract thunder]

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[arctic temple]

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[long vine]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[raw moss]

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[ornate turret]

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[pallid moss]

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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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[short nymph]

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[carmine cairn]

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[inland spoke]

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[lucid ledge]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @short nymph, @long vine, @red kindle, @lucid ledge, @potent talon, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @pallid moss, @arctic temple, @ornate turret, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@inland spoke came out of @raw moss's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@carmine cairn asked @urban sequoia if they "knew the way". @urban sequoia didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@long vine attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@abstract thunder made some Synonym Rolls for @ornate turret and @arctic temple. Just like Grammar used to make!

@pallid moss told @short nymph to step off their carpet, which they did. @pallid moss proceeded to murder @short nymph, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @short nymph died.

@long vine realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @long vine died.

@lucid ledge gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @lucid ledge died.

@potent talon tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@carmine cairn wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@potent talon wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@livid shuttle used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

@ornate turret told @raw moss that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @raw moss vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@inland spoke and @arctic temple got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@urban sequoia fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@pallid moss started blocking @red kindle's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@abstract thunder tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@potent talon defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @potent talon died.

@urban sequoia fired their bow at @red kindle, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @urban sequoia gave up.

@livid shuttle hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @livid shuttle could pull it to shore.

@abstract thunder used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @abstract thunder died.

@ornate turret tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@carmine cairn walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@pallid moss drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

@raw moss explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@livid shuttle was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @livid shuttle died.

@pallid moss stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @pallid moss died.

@ornate turret ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @ornate turret died.

Someone let the dogs out! @arctic temple tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @arctic temple died.

@inland spoke and @carmine cairn played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@urban sequoia practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @inland spoke and @raw moss got their chainsaws ready.

@carmine cairn found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

@red kindle was furious at @carmine cairn for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @red kindle's special someone!

@inland spoke bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @inland spoke was blown to smithereens. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@urban sequoia's booty was plundered by pirates. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@red kindle was stalking @carmine cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @red kindle died.

@raw moss likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @raw moss probably liked trains a bit too much. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @ornate turret
100 points go to 8th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[urban sequoia]

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[red kindle]

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[arctic temple]

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[inland spoke]

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[pallid moss]

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[late stone]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[worn mason]

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[late stone]

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@late stone, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[abstract thunder]

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[tame cape]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @red kindle, @tame cape, @abstract thunder, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @pallid moss, @arctic temple, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@inland spoke started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @inland spoke died.

@carmine cairn talked with @arctic temple about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

@abstract thunder was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@tame cape met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tame cape ended up completely fine.

@raw moss fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@worn mason put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @worn mason whole. @worn mason died.

@red kindle spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

A pretty fairy led @red kindle to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @red kindle died.

@tame cape was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @tame cape died.

@late stone played Frisbee with @abstract thunder using a Light Disc, but @abstract thunder unfortunately didn't have five hands. @abstract thunder died.

@livid shuttle purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@late stone tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @late stone died.

@raw moss tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@pallid moss tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @pallid moss's mouth.

@urban sequoia felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@livid shuttle was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @livid shuttle died.

@arctic temple found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@pallid moss tried to destroy @raw moss by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@urban sequoia sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@pallid moss was looking kind of dumb after @urban sequoia's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @pallid moss died.

@raw moss filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@arctic temple decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

@urban sequoia hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @raw moss's house. @raw moss started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@arctic temple didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @arctic temple died.

@urban sequoia hid from @raw moss by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @carmine cairn was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

@carmine cairn found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@urban sequoia faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@urban sequoia used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

@urban sequoia practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@raw moss struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@raw moss ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 5th place: @pallid moss
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @late stone
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[limpid glacier]

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[hexed notch]

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[carmine cairn]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[worn grotto]

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[brave shore]

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[long vine]

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[near mortar]

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[glacial totem]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @long vine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @worn grotto, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@worn grotto threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@brave shore got quantum-entangled with @tame cape, and used this opportunity to force @tame cape to pick their own nose.

@glacial totem took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @glacial totem died.

@hexed notch tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@raw moss huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @inland spoke also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@near mortar took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@carmine cairn accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @carmine cairn died.

@livid shuttle was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@gray sky was briefly jumpscared by @urban sequoia wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@inland spoke wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @inland spoke died.

@hexed notch spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @urban sequoia. @hexed notch died.

@gray sky learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

@red kindle slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @long vine's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @long vine died.

@tame cape built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @tame cape died.

@gray sky placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @gray sky died.

@limpid glacier picked a fight with a goose. @limpid glacier died.

@near mortar was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@brave shore gave @livid shuttle a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @livid shuttle gave @brave shore a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @brave shore died.

@near mortar put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@near mortar died.

@red kindle looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

@urban sequoia used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @red kindle died.

@worn grotto summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @raw moss felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@livid shuttle got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

@worn grotto was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @worn grotto died.

@raw moss disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @livid shuttle, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @livid shuttle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @worn grotto
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @tame cape

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[raw moss]

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[smoky warren]

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[hexed notch]

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[warped jacinth]

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[long vine]

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[fiery belfry]

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[slate igloo]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[glacial totem]

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[worn grotto]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @slate igloo, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @smoky warren, @worn grotto, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@worn grotto lulled @glacial totem into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @glacial totem died.

After an intense fight, @inland spoke was beaten by @tame cape in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tame cape told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

@slate igloo made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @slate igloo died.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @long vine. Queen Bee died.

@red kindle dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@hexed notch recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@hexed notch went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @smoky warren had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @hexed notch died.

@warped jacinth claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

@urban sequoia promised to @fiery belfry that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

@tame cape vaporized @inland spoke with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @inland spoke died.

@warped jacinth started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@fiery belfry challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @fiery belfry died.

@red kindle fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @red kindle died.

@tame cape accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @tame cape died.

@smoky warren challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @smoky warren died.

@worn grotto started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@worn grotto shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @worn grotto died.

@raw moss befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@urban sequoia tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@long vine preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

While @urban sequoia looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@warped jacinth dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

There was a snake in @warped jacinth's boot! @warped jacinth died.

@long vine went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @worn grotto
150 points go to 6th place: @smoky warren
100 points go to 7th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[smoky warren]

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[urban sequoia]

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[slate igloo]

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[tight niche]

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[dapper berry]

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[wet merlin]

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[tame cape]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @dapper berry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @smoky warren, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@inland spoke found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@red kindle tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@long vine started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@amber ermine blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @amber ermine's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@slate igloo tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @slate igloo died.

@dapper berry's skeleton decided that @dapper berry wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @dapper berry died.

@long vine was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @long vine died.

@amber ermine was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@tight niche found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @tight niche was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@wet merlin started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

@tame cape went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @tame cape died.

@inland spoke appeared to be taking a group picture of @smoky warren, @raw moss, and @urban sequoia. @inland spoke's selfie turned out great!

@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @smoky warren. @smoky warren died.

@wet merlin became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @wet merlin died.

@inland spoke saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss told @red kindle a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

@tight niche crafted @urban sequoia into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Red Phaseblade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @tranquil wyvern's heart and brain. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@raw moss found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @red kindle died.

@raw moss tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @smoky warren
100 points go to 9th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[waxen marlin]

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[arctic temple]

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[amber ermine]

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[near mortar]

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[urban sequoia]

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[lyric carbon]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @lyric carbon, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @raw moss died.

@amber ermine turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @amber ermine died.

@tame cape built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

@urban sequoia got a piggyback ride from @tame cape, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @tame cape died.

@waxen marlin looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

@red kindle spoke softly to @waxen marlin while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @waxen marlin died.

@near mortar passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@livid shuttle tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @livid shuttle died.

@near mortar learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @near mortar died.

@urban sequoia found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @arctic temple died.

@lyric carbon tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @lyric carbon then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @lyric carbon died.

@inland spoke died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @red kindle had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @urban sequoia's suffering. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@tight niche blew @red kindle to bits using an exploding bed. @red kindle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @lyric carbon
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @tame cape

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@zenith root saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@tranquil wyvern threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

@brave shore performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@arctic temple couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

@tight niche dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tight niche is going to be stuck there for a while.

@indigo inlet's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@zenith root ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @zenith root died.

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @ember moss flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

@amber ermine used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

@tame cape accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@indigo inlet joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@arctic temple fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tranquil wyvern and @brave shore to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@livid shuttle tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

@tame cape found a hill and started to roll down it. @tame cape was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @tame cape died.

@ember moss received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @ember moss died.

@brave shore activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

@indigo inlet was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @indigo inlet died.

@tranquil wyvern confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@livid shuttle wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@brave shore went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @brave shore died.

@livid shuttle learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @arctic temple found out that @livid shuttle meant "killer" in the literal sense. @arctic temple died.

After partying all night, @livid shuttle was shot by @tranquil wyvern in a swimming pool. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 7th place: @ember moss
100 points go to 8th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[inland spoke]

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[long vine]

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[lyric carbon]

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @lyric carbon, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@long vine was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@tight niche thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

@tame cape took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @tame cape died.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tranquil wyvern allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@livid shuttle challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @livid shuttle died.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @lyric carbon. @lyric carbon died.

@brave shore equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@inland spoke screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

Congratulations, @inland spoke! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @inland spoke died.

@tranquil wyvern opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

@urban sequoia trash talked @red kindle, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @urban sequoia suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @tranquil wyvern died.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @brave shore thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@red kindle was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @red kindle died.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @long vine spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@brave shore touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@tight niche burned @long vine to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @tight niche for reading books. @long vine died.

@brave shore found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tight niche, who was out swimming that day. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @tame cape

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[tame cape]

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[inland spoke]

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[wintry halo]

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[fallow thunder]

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[urban sequoia]

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[tight niche]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @wintry halo, @tame cape, @red kindle, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @fallow thunder, and @urban sequoia
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@waxen marlin and @red kindle attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@tame cape made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @tame cape died.

@livid shuttle covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@waxen marlin smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @waxen marlin died.

@inland spoke added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@wintry halo complained to @long vine that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@tight niche created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @fallow thunder's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @fallow thunder died.

@wintry halo tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

@red kindle invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

@tight niche tried to assassinate @tranquil wyvern, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@urban sequoia played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@livid shuttle thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@inland spoke thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @inland spoke's potions with Red Potions. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia sat on a wall. @urban sequoia had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @urban sequoia together again. @urban sequoia died.

@livid shuttle tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@wintry halo found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@red kindle went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@wintry halo fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @wintry halo died.

@red kindle realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @red kindle died.

@long vine performed an interpretive dance for @livid shuttle and @tight niche as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@livid shuttle asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@long vine drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @long vine died.

@livid shuttle walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @livid shuttle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @wintry halo
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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[near mortar]

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[long vine]

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[lyric carbon]

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[vagrant storm]

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[tight niche]

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[brave shore]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @lyric carbon, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @mighty coyote, @tame cape, @red kindle, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@vagrant storm used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @vagrant storm didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@mighty coyote received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @mighty coyote died.

@brave shore tried to kill @limpid glacier, but failed to ask for consent.

@near mortar went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@gray sky told @tame cape a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @tame cape died.

@waxen marlin paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Aqua Scepter.

@lyric carbon tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@urban sequoia cornered @inland spoke at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @inland spoke started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@long vine found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

@long vine shot @waxen marlin to death with a finger gun. @waxen marlin died.

@urban sequoia watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

@limpid glacier drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@gray sky tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @red kindle in disguise. @gray sky died.

@brave shore tried to attack @tight niche with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@near mortar found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @near mortar walked out the door.

@lyric carbon went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@livid shuttle was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @livid shuttle died.

@limpid glacier took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @limpid glacier died.

@near mortar fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @near mortar died.

@urban sequoia dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @inland spoke diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

@brave shore ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@long vine made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @lyric carbon walked all over it. #(##^)#

@inland spoke was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @inland spoke died.

@lyric carbon finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@urban sequoia dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@red kindle broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

@red kindle flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @red kindle died.

@brave shore challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @brave shore died.

@long vine suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@lyric carbon made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @lyric carbon died.

@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @lyric carbon
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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[limpid glacier]

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[stray fossil]

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[inland spoke]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[urban sequoia]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[gray sky]

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[long vine]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @stray fossil, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@stray fossil programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @stray fossil died.

@amber ermine was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

@long vine suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@red kindle found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@tranquil wyvern ripped @amber ermine's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

@waxen marlin used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @waxen marlin died.

@urban sequoia thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@gray sky found some Diamond Ore. @livid shuttle quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@tight niche distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@gray sky tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@livid shuttle used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @livid shuttle died.

@limpid glacier found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @limpid glacier died.

@long vine ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@inland spoke tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @urban sequoia would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn made up their own language and used it to threaten @tranquil wyvern, who simply scratched their head.

@gray sky accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @gray sky died.

@tranquil wyvern was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche and @red kindle fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tight niche won by breaking @red kindle's spine. @red kindle died.

@carmine cairn wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

@long vine tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@tight niche tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @long vine, but they were in broad daylight.

@tight niche put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

@long vine saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@carmine cairn released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @carmine cairn, but it was very satisfying.

@long vine kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @long vine to death with an ice cream spoon. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[red kindle]

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[dapper berry]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[tame cape]

bb!register

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[limpid glacier]

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[raw moss]

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[stray fossil]

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[gusty ermine]

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[dim gale]

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[thorny furnace]

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[rigid shore]

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@rigid shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dim gale, @rigid shore, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @thorny furnace, @dapper berry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @stray fossil, @tame cape, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @gusty ermine, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@stray fossil and @dim gale were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @stray fossil played solitaire. @dim gale stood behind them and watched.

The Demolitionist told @inland spoke that it was a good day to die. @inland spoke thought so too. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @raw moss died.

@gusty ermine searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@livid shuttle boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@thorny furnace unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @thorny furnace died.

@dapper berry heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @dapper berry died.

@tranquil wyvern sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

@urban sequoia started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@tight niche somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@long vine tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @long vine died.

@stray fossil tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @stray fossil died.

@tame cape wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

@tame cape's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @tame cape died.

@limpid glacier felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @rigid shore took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

@gusty ermine accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@livid shuttle stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

@tranquil wyvern built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@red kindle bragged to @tight niche about their combat skills. @tight niche didn't really know @red kindle and had no idea how this conversation started.

@carmine cairn used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@urban sequoia swung a Cutlass at @red kindle and missed. However, @red kindle acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @urban sequoia to receive a yellow card.

@carmine cairn fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @gusty ermine, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@livid shuttle accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@red kindle activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @red kindle died.

After @limpid glacier went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @limpid glacier died.

@gusty ermine ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @gusty ermine died.

@tight niche just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

@dim gale was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@tight niche came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@tranquil wyvern was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@urban sequoia got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @urban sequoia died.

@rigid shore asked @dim gale to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @rigid shore died.

@dim gale found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@livid shuttle called @tranquil wyvern a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @livid shuttle died.

The Wall of Flesh told @dim gale that there was something stuck in their teeth. @dim gale checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @dim gale died.

@tranquil wyvern held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@carmine cairn fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @carmine cairn dried.

@tight niche built a floating city and named it "England".

@tight niche invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

Rumors started spreading that @carmine cairn was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @carmine cairn.

@carmine cairn aimed a spinning toy at @tight niche, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@tight niche moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @rigid shore
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame cape]

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@tame cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[limpid glacier]

bb!register

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[indigo inlet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@indigo inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dim gale]

bb!register

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@dim gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[lyric carbon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lyric carbon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dim gale, @tight niche, @raw moss, @lyric carbon, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @indigo inlet, and @limpid glacier
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@limpid glacier hosted a spelling bee! @lyric carbon had to spell "cat". @tranquil wyvern had to spell "rain". @dim gale had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @amber ermine instead. @amber ermine died.

@raw moss got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

@tame cape's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @tame cape died.

@indigo inlet wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

@dim gale and @limpid glacier relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@indigo inlet patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tranquil wyvern in disguise.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @carmine cairn excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@tight niche invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@raw moss watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@indigo inlet picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @indigo inlet died.

@limpid glacier tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @limpid glacier died.

@lyric carbon called @tight niche on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @lyric carbon died.

@dim gale was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @dim gale died.

@raw moss paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@tranquil wyvern headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @tight niche had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@tranquil wyvern was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@tight niche kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tight niche red. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn got tired of @raw moss trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @raw moss at a Sawmill. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 9th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tame cape]

bb!register

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@tame cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[gusty ermine]

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[late stone]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[dapper berry]

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