#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 130

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 3:36 AM

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@raw moss turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @vocal oasis
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @glad summit
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Feb 12, 2026, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 3:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Feb 12, 2026, 3:38 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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inland spoke Feb 12, 2026, 3:56 AM

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vocal oasis Feb 12, 2026, 3:59 AM

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red kindle Feb 12, 2026, 4:06 AM

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arctic temple Feb 12, 2026, 4:10 AM

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safe bramble Feb 12, 2026, 4:15 AM

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robust kiln Feb 12, 2026, 4:15 AM

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torpid sky Feb 12, 2026, 4:15 AM

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hardy patio Feb 12, 2026, 4:16 AM

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robust kiln Feb 12, 2026, 4:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 4:17 AM

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@robust kiln, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 4:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 4:24 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 12, 2026, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 4:25 AM

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lime creek Feb 12, 2026, 4:26 AM

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vast cedar Feb 12, 2026, 4:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@vast cedar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @safe bramble, @vocal oasis, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @robust kiln, @torpid sky, @vast cedar, @red kindle, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @lime creek, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@inland spoke caused @robust kiln to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@safe bramble tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@raw moss ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@robust kiln traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @robust kiln did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @robust kiln died.

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@red kindle felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @urban sequoia took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@torpid sky did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @torpid sky died.

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@arctic temple let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@vast cedar went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @vast cedar died.

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@carmine cairn tied up @livid shuttle and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @livid shuttle to die. However, @livid shuttle managed to escape from their bonds.

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@potent talon was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @potent talon died.

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@urban sequoia hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@inland spoke eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@lime creek's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@vocal oasis managed to kill @arctic temple by doing absolutely nothing. @arctic temple died.

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@safe bramble tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@hardy patio explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@carmine cairn fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @red kindle and @raw moss to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@lime creek fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @lime creek died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @vocal oasis was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@inland spoke added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@hardy patio watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@red kindle commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@inland spoke cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @inland spoke's heart! @inland spoke died.

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@safe bramble planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@urban sequoia is hvinga stroker n. @urban sequoia died.

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@vocal oasis learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @vocal oasis died.

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@hardy patio's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @hardy patio died.

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@red kindle unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @red kindle died.

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@safe bramble found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@livid shuttle managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@livid shuttle dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @livid shuttle died.

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@safe bramble was stalking @carmine cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @safe bramble died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @safe bramble
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @vocal oasis
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @lime creek

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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raw moss Feb 12, 2026, 4:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 4:39 AM

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long vine Feb 12, 2026, 4:47 AM

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gray sky Feb 12, 2026, 4:47 AM

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inland spoke Feb 12, 2026, 4:48 AM

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hardy patio Feb 12, 2026, 5:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 5:00 AM

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vocal oasis Feb 12, 2026, 5:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 5:09 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 12, 2026, 5:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 5:17 AM

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oblique lantern Feb 12, 2026, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 5:20 AM

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minor jewel Feb 12, 2026, 5:20 AM

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red kindle Feb 12, 2026, 5:20 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 5:20 AM

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proud lava Feb 12, 2026, 5:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 5:27 AM

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tight niche Feb 12, 2026, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 5:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vocal oasis, @long vine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @oblique lantern, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@oblique lantern planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@proud lava spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@hardy patio tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@carmine cairn played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@proud lava got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @proud lava died.

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@minor jewel did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @gray sky, who happened to be passing by.

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@oblique lantern accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @oblique lantern died. @oblique lantern died. @oblique lantern died. @oblique lantern died.

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@gray sky didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @gray sky died.

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@tight niche made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@livid shuttle rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @livid shuttle died.

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@inland spoke landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @inland spoke accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@vocal oasis tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @vocal oasis died.

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@long vine saw @hardy patio standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn pointed a wooden wand at @urban sequoia and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@minor jewel took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @minor jewel died.

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@red kindle was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@raw moss equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@urban sequoia became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @red kindle had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @urban sequoia's suffering. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @red kindle's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche had the high ground, but @carmine cairn just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @tight niche toppling to their doom. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @raw moss died.

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@long vine stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @vocal oasis
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

oblique lantern Feb 12, 2026, 5:39 AM

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raw moss Feb 12, 2026, 5:39 AM

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hardy patio Feb 12, 2026, 5:40 AM

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minor jewel Feb 12, 2026, 5:41 AM

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inland spoke Feb 12, 2026, 5:59 AM

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long vine Feb 12, 2026, 6:01 AM

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vocal oasis Feb 12, 2026, 6:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 6:05 AM

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mighty coyote Feb 12, 2026, 6:09 AM

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red kindle Feb 12, 2026, 6:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 6:10 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 6:10 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 12, 2026, 6:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 6:17 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 12, 2026, 6:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 6:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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proud lava Feb 12, 2026, 6:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 6:30 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vocal oasis, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @proud lava, @oblique lantern, @hardy patio, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @tight niche walked out the door.

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@mighty coyote burned @inland spoke to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @mighty coyote for reading books. @inland spoke died.

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@vocal oasis recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@urban sequoia used an Inferno Fork to eat. @minor jewel thought they didn't notice, but @urban sequoia just really likes spicy food.

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A zombie snuck up on @long vine and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @raw moss observed disapprovingly.

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@mighty coyote received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @mighty coyote died.

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@proud lava traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@oblique lantern found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@raw moss tried to attack @vocal oasis with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@red kindle played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @red kindle died.

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@proud lava decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @proud lava died.

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@oblique lantern fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @oblique lantern died.

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@urban sequoia drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@hardy patio knocked furiously on @carmine cairn's door while holding an axe. @carmine cairn shouted, "Who's there?"

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@hardy patio made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@urban sequoia found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@vocal oasis hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @vocal oasis could pull it to shore.

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@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@minor jewel got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @minor jewel, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @minor jewel died.

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@raw moss fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tight niche, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@vocal oasis built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@hardy patio swapped @urban sequoia's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @urban sequoia then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @urban sequoia died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @vocal oasis found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @vocal oasis was trapped for all eternity. @vocal oasis died.

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@hardy patio moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn beat @tight niche into a pulp with a stale baguette. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @vocal oasis
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

oblique lantern Feb 12, 2026, 6:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 6:39 AM

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raw moss Feb 12, 2026, 6:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 6:39 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 12, 2026, 6:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 6:39 AM

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amber ermine Feb 12, 2026, 6:40 AM

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gray sky Feb 12, 2026, 7:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:09 AM

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wet merlin Feb 12, 2026, 7:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:11 AM

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cosmic charm Feb 12, 2026, 7:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:14 AM

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long vine Feb 12, 2026, 7:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:16 AM

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minor jewel Feb 12, 2026, 7:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:20 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 7:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:25 AM

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red kindle Feb 12, 2026, 7:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:26 AM

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inland spoke Feb 12, 2026, 7:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:26 AM

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worn grotto Feb 12, 2026, 7:29 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:29 AM

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unique prism Feb 12, 2026, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:29 AM

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tight niche Feb 12, 2026, 7:29 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unique prism, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @long vine, @amber ermine, @cosmic charm, @red kindle, @oblique lantern, @gray sky, @worn grotto, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@carmine cairn forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @carmine cairn died.

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@red kindle threw @long vine into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @red kindle a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine was eaten by a tree. @amber ermine died.

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@inland spoke wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @cosmic charm was caught in the crossfire. @cosmic charm died.

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@wet merlin sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@minor jewel's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@raw moss purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@gray sky tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@unique prism started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@oblique lantern forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @oblique lantern wasn't a Slime, @oblique lantern was endlessly beaten. @oblique lantern died.

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@gray sky sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @gray sky died.

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@minor jewel caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @minor jewel died.

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@wet merlin took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @wet merlin died.

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@inland spoke became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@unique prism took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @unique prism died.

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@red kindle asked @urban sequoia if they "knew the way". @urban sequoia didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@inland spoke got stuck in @raw moss's Rod of Discord farm. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@worn grotto spoke softly to @red kindle while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @red kindle died.

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@worn grotto was buried under an avalanche that @tight niche had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @worn grotto died.

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@raw moss couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@tight niche couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@raw moss used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@tight niche tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@raw moss buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@tight niche tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @raw moss's head instead. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @worn grotto
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unique prism
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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red kindle Feb 12, 2026, 7:56 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 8:11 AM

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amber ermine Feb 12, 2026, 8:18 AM

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tight niche Feb 12, 2026, 8:28 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@unique prism, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@red kindle insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @unique prism insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @unique prism, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @unique prism died.

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@amber ermine was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@slate igloo contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @slate igloo died.

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@minor jewel literally gaslighted @raw moss by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche ripped @amber ermine's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@minor jewel was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @minor jewel died.

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@inland spoke tried to save @urban sequoia's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @inland spoke died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@tranquil wyvern dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@tight niche claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@long vine was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @long vine died.

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@urban sequoia took aim at @tight niche from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@urban sequoia swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @tight niche barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @tight niche died.

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@tranquil wyvern released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tranquil wyvern, but it was very satisfying.

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@tranquil wyvern was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @red kindle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @red kindle
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @slate igloo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mighty coyote Feb 12, 2026, 8:38 AM

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inland spoke Feb 12, 2026, 8:47 AM

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tight niche Feb 12, 2026, 9:27 AM

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brave shore Feb 12, 2026, 9:28 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @unique prism, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@glacial totem went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @glacial totem died.

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@unique prism called @inland spoke a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @unique prism died.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@tight niche relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@inland spoke used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @inland spoke didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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After an intense fight, @brave shore was beaten by @gray sky in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @gray sky told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@mighty coyote found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@mighty coyote underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @mighty coyote died.

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@tranquil wyvern donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@gray sky had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@livid shuttle bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tight niche for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @livid shuttle furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@tranquil wyvern was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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While examining a strange emblem, @gray sky accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@livid shuttle pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore declared war against @tight niche because they didn't like something @tight niche said in their AMA.

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@brave shore asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unique prism

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mighty coyote Feb 12, 2026, 9:45 AM

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gray sky Feb 12, 2026, 9:49 AM

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inland spoke Feb 12, 2026, 9:53 AM

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red kindle Feb 12, 2026, 9:53 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 9:53 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 12, 2026, 9:59 AM

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long vine Feb 12, 2026, 9:59 AM

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mighty coyote Feb 12, 2026, 10:00 AM

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tight niche Feb 12, 2026, 10:28 AM

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brave shore Feb 12, 2026, 10:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@long vine challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @long vine died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @red kindle tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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All that glitters is not gold. @gray sky disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@brave shore suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@urban sequoia couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@amber ermine wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @amber ermine died.

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@mighty coyote fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@mighty coyote thought they assassinated @tight niche, but it was just @mighty coyote in disguise. Huh? @mighty coyote died.

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@gray sky started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @gray sky soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@inland spoke fed @tranquil wyvern several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@tight niche was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@livid shuttle accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @livid shuttle.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @livid shuttle's eye sockets. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@urban sequoia smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@brave shore thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @brave shore died.

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@inland spoke had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @inland spoke wasn't a pie. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle was furious at @tight niche for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @red kindle's special someone!

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@urban sequoia equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@tranquil wyvern started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tranquil wyvern went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried attacking @red kindle, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@tight niche struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@red kindle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @red kindle lived.

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@red kindle constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@tight niche wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@red kindle thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @red kindle's potions with Red Potions. @red kindle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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inland spoke Feb 12, 2026, 10:42 AM

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long vine Feb 12, 2026, 10:46 AM

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minor jewel Feb 12, 2026, 10:46 AM

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slate igloo Feb 12, 2026, 10:48 AM

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gray sky Feb 12, 2026, 10:52 AM

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red kindle Feb 12, 2026, 11:18 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 11:19 AM

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vagrant storm Feb 12, 2026, 11:25 AM

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hexed arrow Feb 12, 2026, 11:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@slate igloo, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @hexed arrow, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @long vine being mercilessly tickled by @tight niche.

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@inland spoke had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@minor jewel stole @vagrant storm's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @vagrant storm was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@mighty coyote found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@slate igloo triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @slate igloo died.

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@red kindle ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@urban sequoia traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @hexed arrow. @hexed arrow died.

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@tranquil wyvern killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@minor jewel consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@inland spoke and @livid shuttle attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@vagrant storm held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @red kindle. Queen Bee died.

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@vagrant storm got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @vagrant storm died.

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@long vine was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @long vine died.

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@mighty coyote was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @mighty coyote died.

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@tranquil wyvern killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@gray sky was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @gray sky died.

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@red kindle hid from @tranquil wyvern by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@tight niche was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@livid shuttle literally can't even. @livid shuttle died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @minor jewel's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia called @inland spoke a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche watched @red kindle go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @red kindle was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@urban sequoia was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @urban sequoia died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @red kindle's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @tight niche.

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While playing at the beach, @tight niche buried @tranquil wyvern in the sand. It took @tranquil wyvern several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@tight niche got a piggyback ride from @tranquil wyvern, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @robust kiln, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @tame cape, @red kindle, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@robust kiln realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @robust kiln died.

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@tranquil wyvern started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@minor jewel found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@urban sequoia found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @livid shuttle to check it out. @livid shuttle decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@inland spoke wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tame cape into an apple. @tame cape died.

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@long vine offered to add a gold trim to @tight niche's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@livid shuttle got impaled by Mourning Wood. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@minor jewel joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@urban sequoia invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@minor jewel's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @red kindle and @gray sky's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @minor jewel died.

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@brave shore used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @inland spoke found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@tight niche found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@inland spoke's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @inland spoke died.

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@gray sky was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@long vine tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@urban sequoia didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle walked into a bar. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@tight niche wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@tranquil wyvern hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@long vine and @red kindle played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@long vine found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@red kindle began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tight niche tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@red kindle stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche placed chests all over the world except where @long vine was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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stable aspen Feb 12, 2026, 12:45 PM

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inland spoke Feb 12, 2026, 12:50 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 12:50 PM

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amber ermine Feb 12, 2026, 1:07 PM

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brave shore Feb 12, 2026, 1:18 PM

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robust kiln Feb 12, 2026, 1:19 PM

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gusty ermine Feb 12, 2026, 1:20 PM

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vagrant storm Feb 12, 2026, 1:28 PM

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unique prism Feb 12, 2026, 1:29 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @unique prism, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @robust kiln, @tranquil wyvern, @stable aspen, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @gusty ermine, and @urban sequoia
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@jolly swift accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @jolly swift, go jump off that cliff. @jolly swift died.

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@inland spoke thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @inland spoke died.

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@unique prism saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@gray sky paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Tactical Shotgun.

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@stable aspen dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@red kindle and @tranquil wyvern got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@livid shuttle threw @stable aspen in the washing machine and turned it on. @stable aspen died.

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@long vine summoned a solar eclipse while @gusty ermine was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @long vine died.

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@tight niche hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@vagrant storm was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @vagrant storm died.

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@brave shore went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @brave shore's canvas.

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@red kindle was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @red kindle die

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@brave shore considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@amber ermine managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @amber ermine found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@gray sky was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@red kindle attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @red kindle died.

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@livid shuttle gave a hug to @unique prism and almost choked them to death!

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@gray sky was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @gray sky died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@livid shuttle ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @livid shuttle died.

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@gusty ermine wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @gusty ermine died.

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@urban sequoia launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@tranquil wyvern searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@unique prism refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@tight niche pumped @brave shore full of lead. No one was hurt, but @brave shore's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@urban sequoia clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @urban sequoia died.

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@robust kiln tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@unique prism accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @brave shore was watching. @unique prism died.

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@tranquil wyvern was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@brave shore lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@robust kiln wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @robust kiln turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @robust kiln died.

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@tight niche tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@tranquil wyvern climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Santa Claus asked @brave shore what they wanted for Christmas. @brave shore replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@brave shore rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @brave shore's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@tight niche promised @brave shore that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @robust kiln
150 points go to 5th place: @unique prism
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Feb 12, 2026, 1:40 PM

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robust kiln Feb 12, 2026, 1:44 PM

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red kindle Feb 12, 2026, 1:52 PM

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near mortar Feb 12, 2026, 1:59 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 1:59 PM

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minor jewel Feb 12, 2026, 2:03 PM

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dusky elbow Feb 12, 2026, 2:09 PM

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stable aspen Feb 12, 2026, 2:11 PM

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inland spoke Feb 12, 2026, 2:11 PM

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tame cape Feb 12, 2026, 2:21 PM

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amber ermine Feb 12, 2026, 2:21 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 12, 2026, 2:25 PM

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plucky pecan Feb 12, 2026, 2:27 PM

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vagrant storm Feb 12, 2026, 2:28 PM

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tight niche Feb 12, 2026, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 2:29 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @robust kiln, @dusky elbow, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @stable aspen, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @gray sky, @minor jewel, @plucky pecan, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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@vagrant storm likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @vagrant storm probably liked trains a bit too much. @vagrant storm died.

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@amber ermine was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @amber ermine suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche was infected by a zombie virus. @tight niche died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@stable aspen transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @stable aspen died.

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@urban sequoia dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @carmine cairn diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@red kindle started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@near mortar met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @near mortar ended up completely fine.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @tranquil wyvern wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@amber ermine read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @amber ermine then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky and @dusky elbow played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@robust kiln was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@plucky pecan joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @plucky pecan was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@minor jewel suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@tame cape received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @tame cape died.

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@gray sky saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @gray sky died.

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@inland spoke found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@near mortar declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @near mortar's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@minor jewel jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@plucky pecan gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @plucky pecan died.

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@near mortar played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @near mortar died.

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@red kindle looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@inland spoke spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @inland spoke died.

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@dusky elbow built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@carmine cairn practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @tight niche and @red kindle got their chainsaws ready.

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@dusky elbow tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @dusky elbow died.

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@robust kiln spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@urban sequoia used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@robust kiln and @carmine cairn were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@robust kiln was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @robust kiln died.

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@urban sequoia became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@carmine cairn made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@carmine cairn declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tight niche wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @carmine cairn by stabbing them 64 times. @carmine cairn died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @robust kiln
100 points go to 7th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @plucky pecan

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @stable aspen, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @errant vine, @indigo inlet, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @plucky pecan
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Thanks to @stable aspen's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @minor jewel's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @stable aspen died.

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A witch prophesized that @livid shuttle would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@amber ermine accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @amber ermine died.

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@mighty coyote drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @errant vine mopped @mighty coyote up with a tissue. @mighty coyote died.

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@indigo inlet used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @indigo inlet died.

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@livid shuttle breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@plucky pecan and @minor jewel played catch with a Paladin. @plucky pecan accidentally fumbled a catch. @plucky pecan died.

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@tight niche realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@errant vine ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @errant vine died.

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@minor jewel told @carmine cairn that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @carmine cairn took those words literally and peeled @minor jewel. @minor jewel died.

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@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@tranquil wyvern made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@carmine cairn marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@tight niche thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@raw moss and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@raw moss played Frisbee with @carmine cairn using a Light Disc, but @carmine cairn unfortunately didn't have five hands. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @plucky pecan
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vocal oasis, @lyric carbon, @dusky elbow, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @errant vine, @gritty jay, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, and @wet merlin
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@tight niche managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@vocal oasis, @carmine cairn, and @wet merlin formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@arctic temple farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @mighty coyote spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@minor jewel almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@slate igloo's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @slate igloo died.

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@dusky elbow attacked @gritty jay with a Legendary Zenith, but @gritty jay's pen was mightier. @dusky elbow died.

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@raw moss used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@amber ermine drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @amber ermine died.

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@wet merlin and @lyric carbon had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@carmine cairn made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @vocal oasis walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@gritty jay watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@minor jewel used the power of Flex Tape to stick @mighty coyote in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @mighty coyote's suffering to a swift end. @mighty coyote died.

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@arctic temple forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@arctic temple fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @arctic temple died.

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@minor jewel was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @minor jewel died.

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@wet merlin somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @wet merlin died.

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@lyric carbon entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @lyric carbon died.

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@raw moss was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@errant vine passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@vocal oasis found a hill and started to roll down it. @vocal oasis was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @vocal oasis died.

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@tight niche used some tree stumps as target practice.

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While @gritty jay looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @gritty jay died.

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@errant vine accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @errant vine was forgiven.

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@carmine cairn took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tight niche's Rod of Discord.

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@errant vine tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@carmine cairn searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@raw moss was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@carmine cairn thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@raw moss couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @gritty jay
150 points go to 6th place: @vocal oasis
100 points go to 7th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @vocal oasis, @raw moss, @lyric carbon, @dapper berry, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @severe spoke, @arctic temple, @static orbit, and @wet merlin
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@wet merlin needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@dapper berry angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @dapper berry's floating house. @dapper berry died.

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@arctic temple suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @arctic temple died.

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@tight niche got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@static orbit brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @static orbit died.

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@wet merlin was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @wet merlin died.

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The Wizard showed @tranquil wyvern their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@severe spoke began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @severe spoke died.

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@vocal oasis found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@lyric carbon fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@errant vine overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@lyric carbon was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @lyric carbon died.

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@tranquil wyvern cornered @tight niche at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tight niche started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@raw moss managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@vocal oasis multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tranquil wyvern knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@carmine cairn started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @errant vine and @vocal oasis.

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@raw moss tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@tight niche started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@tight niche started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@raw moss walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@tranquil wyvern crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @carmine cairn laughed at them, not knowing that @tranquil wyvern was just a completionist.

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@vocal oasis recruited @errant vine as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@vocal oasis thought that @raw moss was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@tranquil wyvern kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @errant vine had had enough, so they scooped @tranquil wyvern to death with an ice cream spoon. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@errant vine walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @errant vine died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @vocal oasis accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @vocal oasis died.

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@tight niche drank a Molotov Cocktail. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @vocal oasis
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 8th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @static orbit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight niche Feb 12, 2026, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 7:57 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 8:02 PM

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red kindle Feb 12, 2026, 8:03 PM

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stable aspen Feb 12, 2026, 8:11 PM

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ornate turret Feb 12, 2026, 8:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 8:17 PM

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wind flicker Feb 12, 2026, 8:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 8:23 PM

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brave shore Feb 12, 2026, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 8:30 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @vocal oasis, @raw moss, @lyric carbon, @dapper berry, @stable aspen, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @indigo inlet, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @ornate turret, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@arctic temple started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@red kindle saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@raw moss warned @carmine cairn not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @carmine cairn trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@wind flicker tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @wind flicker died.

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@inland spoke took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @inland spoke died.

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@ornate turret learned all of @tranquil wyvern's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@indigo inlet tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@vocal oasis thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@tight niche couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@errant vine crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@raw moss got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @raw moss died.

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@stable aspen squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@dapper berry put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @dapper berry died.

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@urban sequoia started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@carmine cairn looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@stable aspen started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @stable aspen died.

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@errant vine tied up @vocal oasis and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @vocal oasis to die. However, @vocal oasis managed to escape from their bonds.

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@red kindle was eaten by a tree. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@errant vine's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @errant vine died.

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@indigo inlet encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @indigo inlet died.

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@lyric carbon got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@brave shore hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@arctic temple slammed @ornate turret into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @ornate turret died.

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@urban sequoia followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @urban sequoia died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @wet merlin accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @wet merlin died.

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@vocal oasis wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@lyric carbon wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @lyric carbon turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @lyric carbon died.

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@carmine cairn headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@arctic temple put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @arctic temple died.

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@vocal oasis used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @vocal oasis died.

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@tight niche captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@carmine cairn began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@carmine cairn equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @vocal oasis
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @ornate turret
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Feb 12, 2026, 8:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 8:39 PM

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sturdy pulsar Feb 12, 2026, 8:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 8:40 PM

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wind flicker Feb 12, 2026, 8:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 8:40 PM

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vocal oasis Feb 12, 2026, 8:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 8:41 PM

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