#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 129

gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @livid mist, @torpid sky, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @long vine is now goo. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @amber ermine then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@amber ermine broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @amber ermine died.

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@warped jacinth found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@livid mist tried to kill @torpid sky with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tight niche thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@minor jewel was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @minor jewel died.

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@raw moss explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@red kindle hid an actuator in @torpid sky's lunch. Later that day, @torpid sky stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @torpid sky died.

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@warped jacinth read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @warped jacinth died.

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@tight niche tried to instigate drama against @inland spoke, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @tight niche used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia literally impeached @livid mist by squashing them under a giant peach. @livid mist died.

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@urban sequoia drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle made fun of @tight niche for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tight niche shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @livid mist
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @torpid sky
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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torpid sky Feb 11, 2026, 7:40 AM

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minor jewel Feb 11, 2026, 7:40 AM

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long vine Feb 11, 2026, 7:41 AM

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near mortar Feb 11, 2026, 7:55 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 11, 2026, 7:56 AM

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inland spoke Feb 11, 2026, 8:00 AM

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raw moss Feb 11, 2026, 8:04 AM

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red kindle Feb 11, 2026, 8:04 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 11, 2026, 8:12 AM

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abstract dune Feb 11, 2026, 8:13 AM

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tight niche Feb 11, 2026, 8:29 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @torpid sky, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @abstract dune, @minor jewel, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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@minor jewel became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@long vine emerged from a tree stump and scolded @tranquil wyvern for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @tranquil wyvern was still holding an axe. @long vine died.

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@urban sequoia was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@torpid sky tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @torpid sky is now bald.

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@abstract dune's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @abstract dune died.

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@minor jewel started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @minor jewel died.

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@near mortar stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @near mortar died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @red kindle, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @red kindle was too boring.

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After opening a present, @urban sequoia discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@torpid sky was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @torpid sky died.

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@tight niche wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@tranquil wyvern started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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A mysterious stranger gave @inland spoke a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @raw moss with it. However, @inland spoke clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @inland spoke died.

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The Nurse told @urban sequoia they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @tight niche demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @red kindle by two. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@raw moss tried to attack @tranquil wyvern with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@tight niche visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tight niche thought her hands were more interesting.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@tight niche and @raw moss had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@tight niche rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @tight niche with unnecessary advice.

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@raw moss used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tight niche tested this theory on @raw moss, who bounced, and ended up being right. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @torpid sky
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 11, 2026, 8:38 AM

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inland spoke Feb 11, 2026, 8:40 AM

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proud lava Feb 11, 2026, 8:49 AM

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red kindle Feb 11, 2026, 8:52 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 11, 2026, 8:52 AM

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amber ermine Feb 11, 2026, 8:57 AM

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long vine Feb 11, 2026, 9:01 AM

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slate igloo Feb 11, 2026, 9:03 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 11, 2026, 9:12 AM

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brave shore Feb 11, 2026, 9:27 AM

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turbid skiff Feb 11, 2026, 9:27 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 11, 2026, 9:27 AM

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vagrant storm Feb 11, 2026, 9:28 AM

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tight niche Feb 11, 2026, 9:28 AM

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zenith root Feb 11, 2026, 9:28 AM

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rain mauve Feb 11, 2026, 9:29 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@zenith root, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @rain mauve, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @turbid skiff, @abstract thunder, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@zenith root swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @zenith root died.

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@abstract thunder set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@urban sequoia preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@rain mauve used a Medusa Head on @slate igloo and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @slate igloo died.

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@raw moss thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @raw moss died.

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@turbid skiff found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@vagrant storm learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@long vine drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@long vine spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @long vine still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @long vine died.

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@vagrant storm placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @vagrant storm died.

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@brave shore practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@amber ermine had a sleepover with @tight niche, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@amber ermine and @brave shore decided to play catch with a Light's Bane. @amber ermine missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@rain mauve watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@proud lava read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @proud lava died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @abstract thunder, who was out swimming that day. @abstract thunder died.

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@inland spoke will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@red kindle was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@rain mauve found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @turbid skiff, who silenced @rain mauve by filling their hiding place with water. @rain mauve died.

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@red kindle took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @inland spoke. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @turbid skiff died.

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@urban sequoia tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tranquil wyvern sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@urban sequoia tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern sat on a wall. @tranquil wyvern had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @tranquil wyvern together again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore tried to kill @tight niche, but failed to ask for consent.

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@red kindle got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@brave shore went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @brave shore decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@red kindle was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @tight niche's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @red kindle died.

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@brave shore shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @brave shore's face. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @rain mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slate igloo Feb 11, 2026, 9:40 AM

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amber ermine Feb 11, 2026, 9:43 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 11, 2026, 9:45 AM

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inland spoke Feb 11, 2026, 9:45 AM

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hexed arrow Feb 11, 2026, 10:01 AM

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tame cape Feb 11, 2026, 10:02 AM

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red kindle Feb 11, 2026, 10:08 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 11, 2026, 10:24 AM

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tight niche Feb 11, 2026, 10:27 AM

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errant vine Feb 11, 2026, 10:29 AM

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zenith root Feb 11, 2026, 10:29 AM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@zenith root, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @hexed arrow, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @errant vine, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@amber ermine returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@tranquil wyvern developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@zenith root woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @zenith root died.

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@tight niche compressed @slate igloo until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @slate igloo died.

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@hexed arrow used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @hexed arrow died.

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@amber ermine put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @amber ermine died.

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@red kindle activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@tame cape went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @tame cape died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @urban sequoia was the bartender, @tight niche was the DJ, and @inland spoke was the pinata. @inland spoke died.

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@errant vine became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @errant vine died.

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@red kindle played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@tranquil wyvern used their embezzled funds to shred through @urban sequoia with a Coin Gun. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche and @red kindle had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@red kindle started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@tight niche found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@red kindle touched @tight niche's gun without permission. @red kindle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed arrow
100 points go to 10th place: @slate igloo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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minor jewel Feb 11, 2026, 10:44 AM

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long vine Feb 11, 2026, 10:44 AM

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tame cape Feb 11, 2026, 10:52 AM

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amber ermine Feb 11, 2026, 10:54 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 11, 2026, 11:03 AM

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hushed geyser Feb 11, 2026, 11:23 AM

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tight niche Feb 11, 2026, 11:28 AM

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errant vine Feb 11, 2026, 11:30 AM

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slate igloo Feb 11, 2026, 12:23 PM

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brave shore Feb 11, 2026, 12:25 PM

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jolly swift Feb 11, 2026, 12:28 PM

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sweet fractal Feb 11, 2026, 12:28 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @hushed geyser, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @brave shore, and @minor jewel
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@slate igloo felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @long vine setting explosives beneath them. @slate igloo died.

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@hushed geyser saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @hushed geyser died.

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@sweet fractal tried to shoot an apple off of @amber ermine's head. @sweet fractal's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @amber ermine died.

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@tame cape built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @tame cape died.

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@tranquil wyvern started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @tight niche and @long vine out.

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@jolly swift snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@sweet fractal felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@brave shore started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @brave shore decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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The Wall of Flesh told @sweet fractal that there was something stuck in their teeth. @sweet fractal checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @sweet fractal died.

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@errant vine took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@brave shore and @minor jewel were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @brave shore played solitaire. @minor jewel stood behind them and watched.

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@jolly swift decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@minor jewel tried to get @tranquil wyvern to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @minor jewel died.

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@jolly swift was in the middle of taking a shower when @long vine took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @errant vine were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@brave shore had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@long vine took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@errant vine, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @errant vine died.

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@brave shore used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@tranquil wyvern invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@tranquil wyvern was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@long vine screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@long vine constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @brave shore by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @long vine's positioning was a bit off. @long vine died.

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@tight niche wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@brave shore forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 11 players remaining.
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@long vine looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@novel summit invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@jolly swift tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@amber ermine somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @amber ermine's chests for the rest of its life.

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@long vine tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @long vine. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @amber ermine died.

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@abstract dune realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @abstract dune died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@tame cape got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @tame cape died.

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@errant vine cut through @minor jewel with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @minor jewel died.

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@jolly swift promised to @tranquil wyvern that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@carmine cairn stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @carmine cairn's ego received a small boost.

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@near mortar stole @novel summit's lemons. @novel summit got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @near mortar's house down.

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@near mortar went down @novel summit's chimney to deliver presents, but @novel summit's fireplace was still in use. @near mortar died.

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@errant vine stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@jolly swift visited @carmine cairn, but no one was home. @jolly swift felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@carmine cairn solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @novel summit's life points directly. @novel summit died.

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@jolly swift tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @jolly swift died.

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@errant vine summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@tranquil wyvern started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @errant vine died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @errant vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unique prism, @tight niche, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @sweet fractal, and @livid shuttle
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The Cyborg hacked into @livid shuttle's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@amber ermine consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@carmine cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@sweet fractal hosted a spelling bee! @tame cape had to spell "cat". @unique prism had to spell "rain". @tranquil wyvern had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@long vine fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@tight niche overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@unique prism hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @unique prism died.

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@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@livid shuttle descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@vagrant storm built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @vagrant storm died.

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@long vine purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@tranquil wyvern felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tight niche's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tight niche responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@amber ermine and @sweet fractal were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @amber ermine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn bragged to @sweet fractal about their combat skills. @sweet fractal didn't really know @carmine cairn and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@long vine started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@tame cape saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @tame cape died.

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@tight niche felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@tranquil wyvern pulled out their Purple Clubberfish and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @tranquil wyvern pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@livid shuttle wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @tranquil wyvern constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@sweet fractal uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @sweet fractal died.

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@long vine followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @long vine discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @long vine died.

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@tight niche told @carmine cairn a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@carmine cairn tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @tight niche. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 10th place: @unique prism

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @unique prism, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @torn vessel, @amber ermine, @tame cape, and @sweet fractal
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@slate igloo and @torn vessel had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @amber ermine sped up the process by stabbing @slate igloo. @slate igloo died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tranquil wyvern unlocked the power of flight!

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@sweet fractal crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@vagrant storm dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @vagrant storm died.

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@tame cape yelled, "Duck!" @amber ermine excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @jolly swift let them be.

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@carmine cairn wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @tame cape on a spit. @tame cape died.

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@carmine cairn began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@unique prism was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @unique prism died.

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@torn vessel got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @torn vessel died.

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@sweet fractal tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @sweet fractal died.

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@jolly swift played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tight niche was revived.

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@tranquil wyvern ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @tranquil wyvern said "thanks, you too." @tranquil wyvern died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @raw moss's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@tight niche tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @torn vessel
100 points go to 8th place: @unique prism
100 points go to 9th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@jolly swift carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@unique prism forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @unique prism died.

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After eating supper together, @livid shuttle betrayed @slate igloo in exchange for 30 silver coins. @slate igloo died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @amber ermine some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @livid shuttle died.

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@torn vessel climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@lime creek went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @lime creek died.

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@torn vessel was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @torn vessel died.

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@rain mauve ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @rain mauve died.

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@raw moss was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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While exploring a swamp, @tight niche caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@tranquil wyvern and @red kindle were having a nice picnic on the beach when @carmine cairn stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@tranquil wyvern tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@tight niche started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@raw moss went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@raw moss walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@red kindle and @tight niche were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @red kindle, but left @tight niche alone because they smelled funny. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@tight niche's skeleton decided that @tight niche wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rain mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @torn vessel
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @unique prism, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @subtle gorge, @rain mauve, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @livid shuttle, @late stone, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@tight niche and @inland spoke played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@unique prism was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @unique prism died.

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@rain mauve tried to use forbidden magic to erase @late stone from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @late stone die, so nothing actually happened.

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@rain mauve was playing hide and seek with @carmine cairn and @subtle gorge, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @rain mauve died.

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@urban sequoia tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @urban sequoia's mouth.

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@red kindle performed surgery on a grape.

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@errant vine found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@raw moss and @vagrant storm set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@livid shuttle zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@jolly swift started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@subtle gorge invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@vagrant storm tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @tranquil wyvern's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @vagrant storm died.

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@livid shuttle overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@carmine cairn blew @errant vine to bits using an exploding bed. @errant vine died.

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@late stone had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Phoenix Blaster. Obviously, this failed.

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@jolly swift confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@livid shuttle thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @livid shuttle died.

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@urban sequoia tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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There was a snake in @late stone's boot! @late stone died.

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@raw moss adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @inland spoke wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @raw moss all of their willpower not to explain it.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @urban sequoia was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@subtle gorge stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@wet merlin got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@jolly swift started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@wet merlin was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @wet merlin died.

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@red kindle chased @jolly swift with their Fetid Baghnakhs. @jolly swift tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @red kindle. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@inland spoke asked for @subtle gorge's autograph. At first, @subtle gorge was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@red kindle didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@inland spoke bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @inland spoke was blown to smithereens. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@tranquil wyvern found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@subtle gorge looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@carmine cairn was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @carmine cairn dried.

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@subtle gorge was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @subtle gorge died.

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@red kindle made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @red kindle rich and famous.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
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@tight niche tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@carmine cairn started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unique prism, @tight niche, @vocal oasis, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vagrant storm, @dapper coyote, @red kindle, @tame cape, @errant vine, @livid shuttle, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@tame cape somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@wet merlin started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@unique prism flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @unique prism died.

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@inland spoke took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @vagrant storm with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @carmine cairn to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@urban sequoia invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@livid shuttle tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@red kindle equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @vagrant storm into approaching. @red kindle then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @vagrant storm with two Sniper Rifle shots. @vagrant storm died.

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@dapper coyote fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@dapper coyote accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @dapper coyote died.

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@vocal oasis made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@tame cape was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @tame cape died.

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@raw moss crafted @livid shuttle into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @livid shuttle died.

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@urban sequoia came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@wet merlin fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @wet merlin died.

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@inland spoke asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @vocal oasis, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @inland spoke to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@raw moss and @urban sequoia found themselves falling from a considerable height. @raw moss landed in a pool of water. @urban sequoia did not. @urban sequoia died.

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@errant vine opportunistically attacked @vocal oasis with a Red Phasesaber while their cell phone was ringing. @vocal oasis died.

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@tight niche dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @red kindle fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@red kindle smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@carmine cairn ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@raw moss had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@errant vine ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche were about to face off, but @carmine cairn had to run off to the restroom first.

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@carmine cairn shot @tight niche in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @vocal oasis
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vocal oasis, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @tame cape, @errant vine, @brave shore, @warped jacinth, and @wet merlin
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@carmine cairn drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@wet merlin poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @carmine cairn died.

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@vocal oasis escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@errant vine sang a song to try to impress @inland spoke, @red kindle, and @warped jacinth. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@mighty coyote neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @mighty coyote died.

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@tame cape lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @tame cape died.

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@raw moss and @errant vine started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @raw moss took out their actual shotgun. @errant vine died.

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@brave shore woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @inland spoke found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @brave shore with bug spray. @brave shore died.

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@warped jacinth fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @warped jacinth died.

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@wet merlin was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @wet merlin died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tight niche randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@inland spoke tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss was cornered by @jolly swift, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@vocal oasis gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @tranquil wyvern, who was in the front row. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @jolly swift wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @jolly swift was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@red kindle began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@raw moss boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@vocal oasis sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@red kindle drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @red kindle died.

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@vocal oasis was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @vocal oasis died.

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@jolly swift decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @vocal oasis
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

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@jolly swift tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@tight niche tried to kill @errant vine by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@vagrant storm's booty was plundered by pirates. @vagrant storm died.

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@vocal oasis, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @wet merlin, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @brave shore, and @carmine cairn decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@wet merlin accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @wet merlin died.

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@errant vine purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @errant vine ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@urban sequoia tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@vocal oasis summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @vocal oasis died.

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@inland spoke had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@urban sequoia fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @red kindle to notice them. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @raw moss's fault.

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@carmine cairn and @errant vine played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @carmine cairn was the chicken. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@brave shore decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tight niche sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss kept talking, but stopped after @brave shore held up their hand. @brave shore demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@carmine cairn claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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Someone let the dogs out! @brave shore tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@carmine cairn discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@carmine cairn finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @vocal oasis
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

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@inland spoke started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @inland spoke - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @inland spoke then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@red kindle was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @unique prism's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @unique prism died.

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@vocal oasis joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@vocal oasis was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @vocal oasis died.

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@worn mason wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @worn mason died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@abstract thunder had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@urban sequoia wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@carmine cairn and @proud lava had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@mighty coyote toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @mighty coyote died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @brave shore wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@proud lava tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @proud lava died.

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@inland spoke lulled @abstract thunder into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @inland spoke's house. @inland spoke started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@brave shore was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @brave shore died.

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@urban sequoia stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@raw moss forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@urban sequoia looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn found some soup in their fly.

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@carmine cairn wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@raw moss tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @vocal oasis, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @worn mason, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @exotic saddle, @harsh cliff, @abstract thunder, @ornate turret, and @urban sequoia
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@wind flicker found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@wind flicker was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @wind flicker died.

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@deep shuttle summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @deep shuttle died.

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@vocal oasis tried to destroy @ornate turret by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@long vine desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@vocal oasis activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @vocal oasis died.

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@inland spoke loves @carmine cairn to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @inland spoke died.

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@exotic saddle mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@mighty coyote entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@abstract thunder heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@worn mason sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@raw moss used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @raw moss died.

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@mighty coyote asked @red kindle to give them a hand, so @red kindle chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@worn mason stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @worn mason died.

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Rumors started spreading that @long vine was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @long vine.

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@mighty coyote explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @mighty coyote died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @red kindle was flattened by a road roller. @red kindle died.

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@exotic saddle summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @exotic saddle died.

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@harsh cliff was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @harsh cliff died.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @ornate turret was morbidly interested.

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@long vine accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@abstract thunder was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn and @urban sequoia were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@long vine walked up to @ornate turret and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @long vine, that kills people! @ornate turret died.

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @urban sequoia to death. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine had a terrible night. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @ornate turret
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 2:13 AM

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@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Feb 12, 2026, 2:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 2:19 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @inland spoke, @vocal oasis, @worn mason, @glad summit, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @gusty ermine, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@near mortar used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @wind flicker alive. @wind flicker died.

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@deep shuttle was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @deep shuttle died.

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@worn mason ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @worn mason died.

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@glad summit escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@long vine started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@gusty ermine has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @gusty ermine woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@long vine used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @long vine. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@inland spoke tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@carmine cairn tried to high-five @red kindle, but @red kindle went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@gusty ermine captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@inland spoke huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @glad summit also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@urban sequoia aimed a Last Prism beam at @near mortar, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@mighty coyote challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @mighty coyote died.

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@vocal oasis tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@red kindle summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@gusty ermine playfully poked @glad summit and laughed. @glad summit playfully poked them back with a Cobalt Naginata. @gusty ermine died.

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@inland spoke sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@vocal oasis distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@urban sequoia overwhelmed @near mortar with a storm of flying bananas. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@red kindle told @inland spoke to step off their carpet, which they did. @red kindle proceeded to murder @inland spoke, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @urban sequoia died.

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@glad summit found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @glad summit was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@vocal oasis tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@carmine cairn performed open heart surgery on @tranquil wyvern, even though @tranquil wyvern never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@vocal oasis flossed their teeth with @red kindle's shoelaces.

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@glad summit, @carmine cairn and @red kindle played hot potato with a grenade. @red kindle forgot to pass it on. @red kindle died.

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@glad summit trash talked @vocal oasis, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @glad summit suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @glad summit died.

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The sun burnt @carmine cairn into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@carmine cairn chased @vocal oasis with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @vocal oasis died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @vocal oasis
250 points go to 3rd place: @glad summit
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

gusty ermine Feb 12, 2026, 2:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 2:39 AM

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@gusty ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glad summit Feb 12, 2026, 2:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 2:40 AM

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@glad summit, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 12, 2026, 2:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 2:42 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vocal oasis Feb 12, 2026, 2:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 2:45 AM

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@vocal oasis, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 12, 2026, 2:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 2:46 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 12, 2026, 3:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 3:02 AM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 12, 2026, 3:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 3:02 AM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

worn mason Feb 12, 2026, 3:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 3:06 AM

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@worn mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 12, 2026, 3:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 3:09 AM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vocal oasis Feb 12, 2026, 3:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 3:10 AM

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@vocal oasis, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 12, 2026, 3:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 12, 2026, 3:24 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @vocal oasis, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @glad summit, @long vine, @red kindle, @gusty ermine, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@worn mason tried to explain to @glad summit that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @glad summit countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @worn mason died.

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@inland spoke calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@long vine tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@vocal oasis and @raw moss cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @raw moss, because @vocal oasis was wearing Frost armor.

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@red kindle took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@glad summit drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @glad summit died.

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@long vine was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @long vine died.

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@gusty ermine found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@gusty ermine tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @gusty ermine died.

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@inland spoke has fallen, and they can't get up. @inland spoke died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @vocal oasis needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @vocal oasis. @vocal oasis died.

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@urban sequoia tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @red kindle died.