#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 128

gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 2:37 PM

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@lime creek told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @lime creek died.

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@pure tulip shot their Harpoon to the left of @near mortar just to scare them. @near mortar heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche wrote @pure tulip's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @pure tulip died.

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@urban sequoia tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@tranquil wyvern silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @kind shore's back, which then integrated itself into @kind shore's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@carmine cairn tricked @kind shore into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @kind shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@inland spoke spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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A monkey dramatically raised @urban sequoia up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @urban sequoia off said cliff. @urban sequoia died.

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Poor @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern keeps getting pinged over and over again. @tranquil wyvern is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern.

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@tight niche just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@carmine cairn appeared to be taking a group picture of @red kindle, @tranquil wyvern, and @tight niche. @carmine cairn's selfie turned out great!

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@tight niche threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @tranquil wyvern would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@tight niche called @red kindle on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@red kindle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @red kindle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @kind shore
100 points go to 8th place: @pure tulip
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @lime creek

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inland spoke Feb 10, 2026, 2:41 PM

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red kindle Feb 10, 2026, 2:45 PM

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thorn moon Feb 10, 2026, 2:51 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 10, 2026, 2:51 PM

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sweet fractal Feb 10, 2026, 2:55 PM

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slate igloo Feb 10, 2026, 2:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 10, 2026, 2:56 PM

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hexed arrow Feb 10, 2026, 3:16 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 10, 2026, 3:23 PM

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jolly swift Feb 10, 2026, 3:25 PM

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raw moss Feb 10, 2026, 3:28 PM

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 3:29 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @hexed arrow, @thorn moon, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @sweet fractal, and @urban sequoia
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@jolly swift drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @jolly swift died.

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@red kindle got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@tranquil wyvern soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @tranquil wyvern dyed.

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@slate igloo got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @slate igloo died.

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@hexed arrow sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@raw moss found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @raw moss died.

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@inland spoke fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @inland spoke died.

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@hexed arrow picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @hexed arrow died.

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@carmine cairn took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@sweet fractal wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@tight niche used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@red kindle performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@thorn moon took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @thorn moon died.

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@urban sequoia found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@red kindle fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@urban sequoia found a room full of Bunny Banners in @sweet fractal's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @sweet fractal. @sweet fractal died.

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A pretty fairy led @urban sequoia to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@carmine cairn constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@carmine cairn opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@tight niche found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@tight niche blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @thorn moon
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed arrow
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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stray fossil Feb 10, 2026, 3:38 PM

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hexed arrow Feb 10, 2026, 3:55 PM

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tame cape Feb 10, 2026, 4:02 PM

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amber ermine Feb 10, 2026, 4:10 PM

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raw moss Feb 10, 2026, 4:19 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 10, 2026, 4:25 PM

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rain mauve Feb 10, 2026, 4:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed arrow, @rain mauve, @amber ermine, @stray fossil, @tame cape, and @lime creek
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@stray fossil summoned the Old One's Army while @slate igloo was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @slate igloo died.

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@hexed arrow became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @hexed arrow died.

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@rain mauve saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@raw moss was tired of @amber ermine constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @amber ermine's front yard. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn and @lime creek spotted a Golden Shower on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@stray fossil failed to properly hydrate. @stray fossil died.

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@raw moss tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@tight niche baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@tame cape angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @tame cape died.

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@rain mauve learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @lime creek found out that @rain mauve meant "killer" in the literal sense. @lime creek died.

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@raw moss started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@tight niche murdered @carmine cairn with a knife, but it was actually @rain mauve in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @tight niche didn't care that much. @rain mauve died.

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@raw moss tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @tight niche never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@tight niche verbally roasted @carmine cairn so hard that they burst into flames. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @rain mauve
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 7th place: @stray fossil
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed arrow
100 points go to 10th place: @slate igloo

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raw moss Feb 10, 2026, 4:39 PM

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amber ermine Feb 10, 2026, 4:48 PM

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slate igloo Feb 10, 2026, 4:53 PM

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wet merlin Feb 10, 2026, 4:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 10, 2026, 5:01 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 10, 2026, 5:20 PM

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jolly swift Feb 10, 2026, 5:27 PM

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regal lance Feb 10, 2026, 5:27 PM

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tame cape Feb 10, 2026, 5:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 5:27 PM

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warped jacinth Feb 10, 2026, 5:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @regal lance, @wet merlin, and @warped jacinth
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@warped jacinth decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@amber ermine was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@slate igloo got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @raw moss got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @slate igloo died.

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@tight niche begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@regal lance watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@amber ermine threw a Stink Potion at @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern threw a Toxic Flask right back. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@wet merlin tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @wet merlin extremely rich.

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@regal lance sharpened @tame cape's face at a Sharpening Station. @tame cape became the sharpest tool in the shed. @tame cape died.

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@wet merlin had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@tight niche returned to their house, only to find that @carmine cairn had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@raw moss read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @jolly swift started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@regal lance took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @regal lance died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@wet merlin panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @wet merlin died.

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@warped jacinth successfully snuck into @tight niche's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @warped jacinth died.

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@tranquil wyvern declared war on emus. The emus won. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@carmine cairn used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@tight niche was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @regal lance
100 points go to 9th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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raw moss Feb 10, 2026, 5:40 PM

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tame cape Feb 10, 2026, 5:40 PM

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thorn moon Feb 10, 2026, 5:51 PM

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hexed arrow Feb 10, 2026, 5:51 PM

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warped jacinth Feb 10, 2026, 5:58 PM

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slate igloo Feb 10, 2026, 6:10 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 10, 2026, 6:16 PM

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sweet fractal Feb 10, 2026, 6:22 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 10, 2026, 6:25 PM

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 6:25 PM

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errant vine Feb 10, 2026, 6:28 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed arrow, @thorn moon, @tranquil wyvern, @tame cape, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, and @warped jacinth
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@slate igloo's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @slate igloo died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @carmine cairn would soon die a gruesome death. @carmine cairn ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@tranquil wyvern searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@hexed arrow asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @hexed arrow died.

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@errant vine trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@thorn moon trapped @warped jacinth in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @warped jacinth managed to escape regardless.

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@sweet fractal used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@thorn moon followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @thorn moon died.

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@tame cape had a dirty mind. Then @errant vine sprayed @tame cape's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @tame cape died.

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@sweet fractal attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @warped jacinth watched the carnage from a safe distance. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern told @warped jacinth a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @warped jacinth died.

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@raw moss and @errant vine engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @errant vine blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss found some Diamond Ore. @tight niche quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@carmine cairn tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@tight niche walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@carmine cairn spiced up @raw moss's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @raw moss died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 9th place: @thorn moon
100 points go to 10th place: @hexed arrow

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@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @dusky elbow, @red kindle, @proud lava, @sweet fractal, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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@jolly swift drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@tight niche, @raw moss, and @red kindle worked on a group project, but it looked like @tight niche was doing most of the work.

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@dusky elbow invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@carmine cairn headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @inland spoke had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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A strange device attached itself to @dusky elbow's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @dusky elbow died.

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@subtle gorge won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@proud lava tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@warped jacinth started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@proud lava mistook @tranquil wyvern's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @proud lava died.

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@jolly swift ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@raw moss tried hacking into @tight niche's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @tight niche's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@sweet fractal tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @sweet fractal died.

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@inland spoke fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@urban sequoia tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @urban sequoia died.

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@warped jacinth put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @warped jacinth died.

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@tight niche got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@red kindle drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@tranquil wyvern started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@tranquil wyvern gave @raw moss a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @raw moss gave @tranquil wyvern a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @red kindle died.

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@jolly swift laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@subtle gorge couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Green Phaseblade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @subtle gorge's heart and brain. @subtle gorge died.

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@tight niche made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@raw moss flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @jolly swift when the world was flipped.

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@jolly swift tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@raw moss faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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Hey @carmine cairn, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@tight niche was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@tight niche had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @tight niche's skull. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

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There are 19 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @dusky elbow, @vagrant storm, @tame cape, @red kindle, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @late stone, @brave shore, @urban sequoia, @wet merlin, @warped jacinth, and @proud bear
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@slate igloo discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @slate igloo died.

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@errant vine spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@vagrant storm tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@brave shore found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @subtle gorge died.

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@tight niche finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @dusky elbow caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@inland spoke stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @inland spoke blinked first.

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@dusky elbow fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @dusky elbow died.

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@raw moss built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@warped jacinth wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@tranquil wyvern was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@vagrant storm accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @vagrant storm died.

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@tame cape paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Stylish Scissors.

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@tame cape wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @tame cape died.

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@errant vine shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @errant vine's head. @errant vine died.

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Congratulations, @sweet fractal! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @sweet fractal died.

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@late stone used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @late stone died.

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@proud bear crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@brave shore picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@carmine cairn told @inland spoke that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @inland spoke vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@red kindle went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@tight niche accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@wet merlin suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @wet merlin died.

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@warped jacinth dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@urban sequoia and @raw moss strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @urban sequoia suggested using cover against them. @raw moss recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@carmine cairn ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@inland spoke slammed @proud bear into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @proud bear died.

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@tight niche was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@inland spoke stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @red kindle pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tranquil wyvern was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@urban sequoia's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@warped jacinth followed @tranquil wyvern into the jungle. @warped jacinth started looking left, right and center for @tranquil wyvern, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@brave shore broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@carmine cairn saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@red kindle vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@raw moss stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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After partying all night, @warped jacinth was shot by @tight niche in a swimming pool. @warped jacinth died.

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@brave shore found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@tight niche smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@tranquil wyvern tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @tranquil wyvern then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore's face was scorched off after @raw moss took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@tight niche played rock-paper-scissors with @carmine cairn. @tight niche played paper. @carmine cairn played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @tight niche was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@carmine cairn got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @proud bear

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inland spoke Feb 10, 2026, 8:55 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 10, 2026, 9:20 PM

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red kindle Feb 10, 2026, 9:21 PM

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 9:28 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 10, 2026, 9:28 PM

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brave shore Feb 10, 2026, 9:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @red kindle, @brave shore, @urban sequoia, @wet merlin, and @warped jacinth
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The Demolitionist told @slate igloo that it was a good day to die. @slate igloo thought so too. @slate igloo died.

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@inland spoke tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@wet merlin was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @wet merlin into the freezing cold water. @wet merlin died.

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@red kindle accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@brave shore was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@urban sequoia performed an interpretive dance for @raw moss and @carmine cairn as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@brave shore wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@inland spoke challenged @raw moss to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @raw moss's turn to win. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @warped jacinth instead. @warped jacinth died.

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@carmine cairn started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@urban sequoia curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @urban sequoia in half. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @red kindle was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn opened the front door and saw @raw moss trying to murder the Guide. @carmine cairn slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@brave shore tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@tight niche thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@brave shore was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn lured @raw moss into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @raw moss's dust allergy! @raw moss died.

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@tight niche thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@carmine cairn tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@tight niche underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @slate igloo

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slate igloo, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vocal oasis, @lime mango, @red kindle, @tame cape, @proud lava, @errant vine, @hardy patio, @late stone, @short ginkgo, and @urban sequoia
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@errant vine found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@tame cape got quantum-entangled with @vocal oasis, and used this opportunity to force @vocal oasis to pick their own nose.

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@slate igloo encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @slate igloo died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @short ginkgo excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@lime mango and @late stone relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@hardy patio had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@vocal oasis went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @raw moss had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @vocal oasis died.

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@lime mango programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @lime mango died.

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@proud lava and @red kindle farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@tame cape ran with scissors. @tame cape died.

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@proud lava was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @proud lava died.

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@hardy patio gazed at clouds with @urban sequoia. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@inland spoke complained to @short ginkgo that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @errant vine in a Fish costume.

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@late stone started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @late stone died.

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@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

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@short ginkgo tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @short ginkgo's brains. @short ginkgo died.

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@hardy patio found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@inland spoke invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss tried to set up a campfire, but @errant vine drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@red kindle tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@errant vine drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@urban sequoia wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@errant vine tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @errant vine died.

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@hardy patio went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@carmine cairn and @urban sequoia fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @carmine cairn won by breaking @urban sequoia's spine. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@hardy patio got tired of @red kindle trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @red kindle at a Sawmill. @red kindle died.

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@hardy patio ran out of bullets while fighting @carmine cairn, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @carmine cairn died.

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@hardy patio took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @hardy patio died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @short ginkgo
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @tame cape, @red kindle, @hardy patio, @winter pecan, @livid shuttle, @late stone, @pallid moss, @gusty ermine, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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@pallid moss tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@late stone left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@urban sequoia heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @urban sequoia stopped because their voice became horse.

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@raw moss was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@tame cape's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @tame cape died.

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@livid shuttle spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@inland spoke theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@hardy patio went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @hardy patio died.

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@winter pecan gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @winter pecan died.

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@livid shuttle tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @livid shuttle died.

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@gusty ermine placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Paintball Gun.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @warped jacinth begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@warped jacinth spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@warped jacinth’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@warped jacinth went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@late stone put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @late stone whole. @late stone died.

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@pallid moss tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @red kindle, but they were in broad daylight.

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@subtle gorge was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@inland spoke brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@warped jacinth drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @urban sequoia appeared instead.

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@raw moss and @gusty ermine huddled around @pallid moss to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @pallid moss's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @pallid moss was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @pallid moss died.

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@gusty ermine died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @gusty ermine died.

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@warped jacinth ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @warped jacinth died.

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@carmine cairn invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@subtle gorge found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@red kindle found the Last Prism. Then @urban sequoia found another one, meaning that @red kindle's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@inland spoke walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss started barking like a dog while chasing @carmine cairn.

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@subtle gorge tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@urban sequoia was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@carmine cairn's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @carmine cairn sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@carmine cairn rescued @red kindle from drowning, but in reverse. @red kindle died.

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@subtle gorge used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @subtle gorge died.

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@raw moss tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@carmine cairn tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@raw moss wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@carmine cairn was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@raw moss was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @carmine cairn stopped them in time.

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@raw moss skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 10th place: @late stone

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raw moss Feb 11, 2026, 12:09 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 11, 2026, 12:28 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @vocal oasis, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @tame cape, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @pallid moss, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @raw moss's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@carmine cairn was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @mighty coyote tried putting @carmine cairn back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @carmine cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@mighty coyote was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @mighty coyote died.

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@urban sequoia claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@long vine flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @tame cape. @tame cape died.

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@pallid moss drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @red kindle was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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Out of boredom, @inland spoke used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@urban sequoia opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@raw moss found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@red kindle took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@long vine and @proud lava were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @long vine suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @proud lava turned around to look. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @inland spoke wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @livid shuttle killed the Traveling Merchant first. @livid shuttle died.

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@vocal oasis pickpocketed @tranquil wyvern, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@pallid moss drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @pallid moss died.

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@inland spoke opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@inland spoke tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@raw moss built a floating city and named it "England".

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@tranquil wyvern snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle trapped @long vine in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@long vine decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@red kindle wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@vocal oasis spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @vocal oasis died.

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@red kindle was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@long vine tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@raw moss created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @long vine got too close while watching. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @vocal oasis
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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long vine Feb 11, 2026, 12:38 AM

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mighty coyote Feb 11, 2026, 12:51 AM

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terse harbor Feb 11, 2026, 1:27 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @terse harbor, @exotic saddle, @split relic, @livid shuttle, @pallid moss, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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After @mighty coyote drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @mighty coyote died.

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@terse harbor wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @terse harbor's head. @terse harbor died.

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@exotic saddle started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @exotic saddle died.

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@split relic created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @split relic's artistic genius.

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@livid shuttle drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@split relic iwwegawy owoed to @pallid moss and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @split relic died.

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@warped jacinth told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @urban sequoia and @red kindle.

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@red kindle was arrested for killing @livid shuttle with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@warped jacinth was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@urban sequoia found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@pallid moss was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @pallid moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@inland spoke briefly considered proposing marriage to @long vine, but married a bee instead.

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@warped jacinth pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @warped jacinth died.

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@inland spoke was looking kind of dumb after @red kindle's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia "borrowed" @red kindle's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @red kindle's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @urban sequoia could return it.

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@carmine cairn used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@urban sequoia got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@raw moss shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@red kindle took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @red kindle died.

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@long vine started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @long vine died.

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@raw moss fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@carmine cairn started rallying for goblin rights.

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@carmine cairn wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@raw moss embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @raw moss tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @split relic

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @vocal oasis, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @long vine, @red kindle, @exotic saddle, @modern plover, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @regal heart, @fallen gull, and @urban sequoia
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While sitting on a bench together with @inland spoke, @carmine cairn leaned away and farted.

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After @long vine went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @long vine died.

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@modern plover found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@raw moss decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@hardy patio drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@potent talon attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@fallen gull drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@urban sequoia cut a specific wire in @exotic saddle's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @exotic saddle died.

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@red kindle was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@vocal oasis built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@urban sequoia tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@modern plover ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @modern plover died.

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@hardy patio always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @hardy patio died.

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@potent talon's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @potent talon died.

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@fallen gull got burninated by Tim. @fallen gull died.

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@red kindle, @carmine cairn, and @regal heart formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@regal heart challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @regal heart died.

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@inland spoke started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @inland spoke died.

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@vocal oasis tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Pearlwood Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@carmine cairn finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@raw moss kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@vocal oasis spun around in a full circle and shot @urban sequoia with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@raw moss dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @red kindle, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @red kindle died.

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@vocal oasis pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @vocal oasis died.

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@raw moss failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@carmine cairn took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@carmine cairn jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@carmine cairn picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @vocal oasis
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @regal heart
100 points go to 8th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

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raw moss Feb 11, 2026, 3:39 AM

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inland spoke Feb 11, 2026, 4:09 AM

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red kindle Feb 11, 2026, 4:10 AM

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modern plover Feb 11, 2026, 4:16 AM

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oblique lantern Feb 11, 2026, 4:17 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 11, 2026, 4:19 AM

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true lynx Feb 11, 2026, 4:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @vocal oasis, @raw moss, @true lynx, @inland spoke, @long vine, @red kindle, @modern plover, @oblique lantern, and @urban sequoia
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@modern plover practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @modern plover died.

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@oblique lantern accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @oblique lantern died.

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@true lynx decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @true lynx died.

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@long vine told @raw moss to bite the dust. In response, @raw moss took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@vocal oasis found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@inland spoke tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@vocal oasis tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @vocal oasis died.

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@red kindle accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@long vine merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@red kindle saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @red kindle died.

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@long vine used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@raw moss, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@carmine cairn pranked @raw moss by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@long vine trapped @raw moss in a maze, but while they were taunting @raw moss, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@long vine made up their own language and used it to threaten @carmine cairn, who simply scratched their head.

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@raw moss tried to steal @carmine cairn's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@long vine patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @raw moss in disguise.

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@carmine cairn teleported behind @long vine using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @long vine died.

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@raw moss teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@raw moss was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@carmine cairn found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@carmine cairn swung a Terra Blade at @raw moss, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@raw moss was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @vocal oasis
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

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inland spoke Feb 11, 2026, 4:41 AM

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red kindle Feb 11, 2026, 4:45 AM

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bright spire Feb 11, 2026, 4:47 AM

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vocal oasis Feb 11, 2026, 4:55 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 11, 2026, 5:26 AM

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hardy patio Feb 11, 2026, 5:29 AM

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stray hill Feb 11, 2026, 5:29 AM

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tight niche Feb 11, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @vocal oasis, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @red kindle, @stray hill, @hardy patio, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @bright spire
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@carmine cairn and @bright spire discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@lime creek went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@brave shore started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@vocal oasis accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@hardy patio found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@orchid scaffold's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @orchid scaffold! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@long vine invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@red kindle contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@inland spoke went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @long vine died.

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@red kindle put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @red kindle died.

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@hardy patio tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@hardy patio tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @hardy patio died.

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@stray hill and @raw moss ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@lime creek screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@vocal oasis took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @tight niche and @orchid scaffold ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@lime creek kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @lime creek red. @lime creek died.

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@carmine cairn had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@tight niche was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@bright spire found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @bright spire died.

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@orchid scaffold made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @orchid scaffold died.

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@carmine cairn tried to confess their love to @stray hill, but @stray hill interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@stray hill lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @stray hill died.

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@vocal oasis was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @vocal oasis died.

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@brave shore greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @tight niche died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @raw moss saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @carmine cairn stabbed them in the back. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @vocal oasis
150 points go to 6th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid scaffold
100 points go to 8th place: @bright spire
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

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potent talon Feb 11, 2026, 5:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 5:39 AM

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lime creek Feb 11, 2026, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 5:39 AM

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raw moss Feb 11, 2026, 5:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 5:42 AM

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long vine Feb 11, 2026, 5:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 5:46 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 11, 2026, 5:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 5:50 AM

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red kindle Feb 11, 2026, 5:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 5:50 AM

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inland spoke Feb 11, 2026, 5:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 5:54 AM

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sharp citrus Feb 11, 2026, 5:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 5:58 AM

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vocal oasis Feb 11, 2026, 6:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:00 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 11, 2026, 6:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:10 AM

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near mortar Feb 11, 2026, 6:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:22 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 11, 2026, 6:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:22 AM

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winter pecan Feb 11, 2026, 6:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:24 AM

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dim gale Feb 11, 2026, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:28 AM

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@dim gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Feb 11, 2026, 6:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:30 AM

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orchid scaffold Feb 11, 2026, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:30 AM

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brave shore Feb 11, 2026, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:30 AM

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vagrant storm Feb 11, 2026, 6:30 AM

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tight niche bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:30 AM

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@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dim gale, @tight niche, @vocal oasis, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @red kindle, @winter pecan, @potent talon, @sharp citrus, @brave shore, @lime creek, @near mortar, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@winter pecan angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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No one told @winter pecan that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @winter pecan died.

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@potent talon tried to attack @vagrant storm by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @potent talon died.

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@warped jacinth popped @sharp citrus by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @sharp citrus died.

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@brave shore chewed some gum. It made @brave shore feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @brave shore died.

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@lime creek shot @near mortar to death with a finger gun. @near mortar died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @warped jacinth's. @warped jacinth died.

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@vagrant storm sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @vagrant storm died.

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@long vine flexed so hard on @orchid scaffold that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @orchid scaffold died.

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@inland spoke gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @inland spoke died.

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@lime creek accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @lime creek died.

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@vocal oasis thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@urban sequoia recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @urban sequoia concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@vocal oasis picked a fight with a goose. @vocal oasis died.

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@dim gale dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @dim gale died.

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@urban sequoia tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tight niche through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @urban sequoia has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @long vine's entire body.

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@red kindle started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @red kindle suddenly didn't feel so good. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche replaced @long vine's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @long vine died.

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@tight niche ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @vocal oasis
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Feb 11, 2026, 6:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:40 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 11, 2026, 6:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:48 AM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 11, 2026, 6:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:49 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

minor jewel Feb 11, 2026, 6:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:53 AM

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@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 11, 2026, 6:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 6:55 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

warped jacinth Feb 11, 2026, 7:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 7:10 AM

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@warped jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 11, 2026, 7:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 7:12 AM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 11, 2026, 7:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 7:18 AM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

livid mist Feb 11, 2026, 7:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 7:23 AM

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@livid mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

torpid sky Feb 11, 2026, 7:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 7:26 AM

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@torpid sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Feb 11, 2026, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 11, 2026, 7:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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