#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 127

gleaming groveBOT Feb 9, 2026, 7:36 PM

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@raw moss thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@inland spoke took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@sweet fractal and @midnight plover had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tight niche sped up the process by stabbing @sweet fractal. @sweet fractal died.

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@urban sequoia found some Diamond Ore. @red kindle quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@vagrant storm mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @vagrant storm died.

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@midnight plover challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @midnight plover died.

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@jolly swift found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@red kindle started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @red kindle while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@errant vine drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @errant vine died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @inland spoke's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@jolly swift, @raw moss, and @urban sequoia formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@tight niche stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@red kindle walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@carmine cairn invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@red kindle fired their bow at @tight niche, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @red kindle gave up.

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@raw moss found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@jolly swift summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @jolly swift died.

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@urban sequoia went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle was playing hide and seek with @tight niche and @raw moss, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn stole @tight niche's lemons. @tight niche got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@tight niche was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@carmine cairn found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @carmine cairn was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@tight niche pointed a Shotgun at @carmine cairn and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @tight niche looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @midnight plover
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

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sweet fractal Feb 9, 2026, 8:19 PM

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tight niche Feb 9, 2026, 8:28 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 20 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @mild zephyr, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @tranquil wyvern, @fallow oak, @vagrant storm, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @errant vine, @midnight plover, @sweet fractal, @brave shore, @grim dirge, @wet merlin, @urban sequoia, and @proud bear
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@midnight plover overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@jolly swift got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @jolly swift died.

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@mild zephyr's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @mild zephyr to notice them. @mild zephyr died.

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@urban sequoia tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@fallow oak got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @vagrant storm got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @fallow oak died.

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@carmine cairn spiced up @mighty coyote's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @mighty coyote died.

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@grim dirge saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@errant vine uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @errant vine died.

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@sweet fractal vaporized @midnight plover with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @midnight plover died.

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@red kindle lulled @sweet fractal into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @sweet fractal died.

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A zombie snuck up on @grim dirge and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @grim dirge died.

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@proud bear was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @proud bear died.

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@wet merlin fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@inland spoke saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @inland spoke died.

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@vagrant storm got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@tight niche had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@brave shore wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@urban sequoia tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@tranquil wyvern ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @carmine cairn die

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@red kindle and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @red kindle's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@wet merlin accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@wet merlin tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @wet merlin died.

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@brave shore read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@carmine cairn tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@red kindle accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @red kindle, go jump off that cliff. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@vagrant storm joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@wheat crow and @raw moss were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@brave shore was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @brave shore suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@vagrant storm literally can't even. @vagrant storm died.

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@tight niche and @brave shore strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @tight niche suggested using cover against them. @brave shore recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@carmine cairn ripped @wheat crow's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @wheat crow. @wheat crow died.

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@raw moss used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@brave shore started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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Several players decided to form a band. @carmine cairn was the trumpet, @brave shore was the clarinetist, @raw moss was the drummer, and @tight niche was the drum. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@raw moss brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@carmine cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@raw moss was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@brave shore sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @raw moss flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@carmine cairn won in a fight against @raw moss by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil wyvern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban sequoia Feb 9, 2026, 9:01 PM

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red kindle Feb 9, 2026, 9:02 PM

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raw moss Feb 9, 2026, 9:07 PM

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glacial totem Feb 9, 2026, 9:11 PM

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vagrant storm Feb 9, 2026, 9:20 PM

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tight niche Feb 9, 2026, 9:22 PM

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errant vine Feb 9, 2026, 9:25 PM

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worn mason Feb 9, 2026, 9:26 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @worn mason, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @gray sky, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

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@worn mason's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @worn mason died.

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@gray sky was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @gray sky died.

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@wet merlin gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern came out of @red kindle's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@errant vine was building a nice house. @inland spoke asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @errant vine just looked confused.

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@vagrant storm received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@urban sequoia made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tight niche found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @raw moss, @red kindle, and @inland spoke. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @inland spoke died.

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@glacial totem disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@tranquil wyvern wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@urban sequoia tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @urban sequoia died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @vagrant storm flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tight niche sacrificed @errant vine by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @errant vine died.

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@red kindle had a wholesome reunion with @tranquil wyvern, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@tranquil wyvern stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@glacial totem accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@vagrant storm was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @tight niche. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @vagrant storm died.

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@tight niche found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem murdered @raw moss by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 9, 2026, 9:39 PM

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inland spoke Feb 9, 2026, 9:47 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 9, 2026, 9:49 PM

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red kindle Feb 9, 2026, 9:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 9, 2026, 9:52 PM

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glacial totem Feb 9, 2026, 10:29 PM

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safe bramble Feb 9, 2026, 10:30 PM

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winter pecan Feb 9, 2026, 10:43 PM

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acoustic pumice Feb 9, 2026, 11:04 PM

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bronze sigil Feb 9, 2026, 11:09 PM

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grizzled sand Feb 9, 2026, 11:12 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 9, 2026, 11:25 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @safe bramble, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @acoustic pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @grizzled sand, @winter pecan, @livid shuttle, @urban sequoia, and @bronze sigil
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The fighting begins again!

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@urban sequoia became convinced that @winter pecan was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @winter pecan, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@glacial totem started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @glacial totem died.

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@safe bramble drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @safe bramble died.

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@acoustic pumice held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@livid shuttle fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@grizzled sand was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @grizzled sand died.

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@bronze sigil aimed a spinning toy at @raw moss, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@inland spoke spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@winter pecan stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @winter pecan died.

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@red kindle was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @bronze sigil with its horns. @bronze sigil died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @inland spoke. Apparently, not that many. @inland spoke died.

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@acoustic pumice started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @acoustic pumice died.

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@urban sequoia was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @urban sequoia died.

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@livid shuttle discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tranquil wyvern caught them in time.

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@red kindle got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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While streaming a fitness game, @carmine cairn accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@tranquil wyvern was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@carmine cairn built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@red kindle accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@raw moss drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@carmine cairn attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@carmine cairn modified @raw moss's Vortex Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @raw moss was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @acoustic pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @bronze sigil
100 points go to 10th place: @winter pecan

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@worn mason and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @red kindle tattled on them.

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@worn mason wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @worn mason through the wall. @worn mason died.

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@winter pecan baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @winter pecan died.

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@inland spoke spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@long vine donned a Martian costume and chased @livid shuttle in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @livid shuttle died.

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@acoustic pumice tried to assassinate @raw moss, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@grizzled sand began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@gusty ermine equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @urban sequoia chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @gusty ermine's shattered corpse. @gusty ermine died.

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@acoustic pumice hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @acoustic pumice died.

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@inland spoke pointed a Shotgun at @long vine and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @inland spoke looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @inland spoke died.

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@grizzled sand saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @grizzled sand died.

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@red kindle vaporized @urban sequoia with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@red kindle decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @red kindle died.

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@long vine got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@glacial totem finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@carmine cairn learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@long vine heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @carmine cairn, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@long vine tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @long vine's mind right in front of their face. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@glacial totem found @raw moss sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@carmine cairn wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @raw moss killed them. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @carmine cairn keeled over from a heart attack. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled sand
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @acoustic pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty ermine

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There are 13 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @worn mason, @fluid charm, @acoustic pumice, @long vine, @ember moth, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @novel summit, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss shot a sand block at @inland spoke with a Sandgun, but @inland spoke managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@carmine cairn started blocking @red kindle's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@worn mason challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @worn mason died.

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@novel summit didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @fluid charm, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @fluid charm died.

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@ember moth grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@long vine tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @acoustic pumice and @livid shuttle, who did not approve of gambling.

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@full pivot tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@livid shuttle ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @livid shuttle's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @livid shuttle died.

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@acoustic pumice tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @acoustic pumice died.

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@ember moth used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @ember moth died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @novel summit over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@carmine cairn accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @inland spoke used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @inland spoke died.

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@full pivot's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @full pivot died.

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@novel summit brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @novel summit died.

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@long vine flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@urban sequoia did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@red kindle found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@long vine used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@red kindle befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@raw moss tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @raw moss decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @urban sequoia into fertilizer. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss tried to stab @long vine, but @long vine's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @long vine died.

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@raw moss accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 7th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @ember moth
100 points go to 10th place: @acoustic pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@river nebula was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @river nebula died.

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@long vine was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @long vine died.

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@red kindle found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@urban sequoia threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@carmine cairn swung a Keybrand at @livid shuttle and missed. However, @livid shuttle acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @carmine cairn to receive a yellow card.

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@tame cape used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @tame cape died.

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@astral glacier messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@winter pecan ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @winter pecan died.

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@inland spoke started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@livid shuttle had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @grim dirge shot them with an arrow. @livid shuttle died.

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@urban sequoia summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@grim dirge swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @grim dirge died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @torn obsidian was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @torn obsidian had ever been in. @torn obsidian died.

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@inland spoke started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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The moon hit @red kindle's eye like a big pizza pie. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@raw moss was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@raw moss found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@astral glacier was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@carmine cairn modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@raw moss tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@astral glacier opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @astral glacier's neck. @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @torn obsidian
100 points go to 8th place: @grim dirge
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @winter pecan

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @red kindle, @modern plover, @hardy patio, @winter pecan, @gray sky, @abstract thunder, and @urban sequoia
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@glacial totem started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@wind flicker made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @wind flicker died.

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@modern plover fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @modern plover died.

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@urban sequoia disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @winter pecan, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @winter pecan died.

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@inland spoke modified @gray sky's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @gray sky was never seen again. @gray sky died.

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@abstract thunder decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@hardy patio was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tight niche's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@inland spoke was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia tried to throw a Scourge of the Corruptor at @red kindle before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@hardy patio tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @glacial totem, but it refused to listen because @hardy patio didn't have enough badges.

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@raw moss started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@urban sequoia got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@tight niche somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@glacial totem saw @red kindle trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @glacial totem is calling the police!

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@hardy patio recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@red kindle hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @red kindle died.

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@hardy patio wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@hardy patio ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @hardy patio died.

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@glacial totem spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@tight niche was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @raw moss died.

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@glacial totem decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@carmine cairn tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@glacial totem gave @carmine cairn Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @long vine, @red kindle, @modern plover, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @urban sequoia
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@carmine cairn obscured @hardy patio's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @hardy patio escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Flower of Fire.

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@raw moss tickled @urban sequoia from behind while they were busy sharpening their Tungsten Shortsword. @raw moss died.

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@long vine handed @modern plover a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @modern plover died.

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@livid shuttle started riding a Unicorn. @red kindle chased @livid shuttle while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@potent talon found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@red kindle accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @red kindle allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@long vine went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@hardy patio threw a snowball at @urban sequoia. To counter this, @urban sequoia threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @hardy patio died.

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@potent talon was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @inland spoke's Star Cannon. @potent talon died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@livid shuttle started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@long vine talked with @inland spoke about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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After years of research, @livid shuttle found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @livid shuttle died.

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@inland spoke accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia went AFK in their gel farm. @red kindle set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @red kindle died.

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@long vine tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @long vine died.

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@tight niche invited @carmine cairn to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @tight niche was mauled by wolves. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

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carmine cairn Feb 10, 2026, 6:27 AM

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limpid pewter Feb 10, 2026, 6:37 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @limpid pewter, @winter pecan, @hardy patio, @granite pier, @potent talon, @brave shore, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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@carmine cairn tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @carmine cairn was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @amber ermine died.

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@hardy patio was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@limpid pewter was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @limpid pewter died.

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@potent talon threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tight niche used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@raw moss found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @raw moss headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@granite pier tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@hardy patio sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @hardy patio died.

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@granite pier tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @red kindle in disguise. @granite pier died.

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@potent talon went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @inland spoke and @winter pecan summoned the Impending Doom. @potent talon died.

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@brave shore couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@wet merlin caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @wet merlin died.

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@winter pecan wished for the ability to fly. @tight niche granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @winter pecan died.

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@red kindle put two forward slashes in front of @inland spoke and commented them out of existence. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@urban sequoia found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@brave shore and @red kindle had a very merry unbirthday party together. @tight niche found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@raw moss watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@urban sequoia boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle was ordered by @brave shore to sing a song or be killed. @red kindle tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss had @brave shore lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @brave shore, this wasn't a magic show. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss drank sand for 10 hours. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @winter pecan
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @granite pier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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near mortar Feb 10, 2026, 7:41 AM

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granite pier Feb 10, 2026, 7:51 AM

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inland spoke Feb 10, 2026, 8:05 AM

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red kindle Feb 10, 2026, 8:15 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 10, 2026, 8:24 AM

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 8:28 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @winter pecan, @granite pier, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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@tight niche sniped @brave shore with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @tight niche, it was opposite day. @tight niche died.

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@winter pecan was briefly jumpscared by @amber ermine wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@red kindle combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@livid shuttle covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@long vine hadn't seen @near mortar in a long time, and missed them. @near mortar aimed a Sniper Rifle at @long vine from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @long vine died.

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@granite pier heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@inland spoke decisively vanquished @amber ermine through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @amber ermine died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @granite pier knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@inland spoke adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@near mortar started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@urban sequoia started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @livid shuttle forced them to put in some more effort.

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@granite pier took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @granite pier died.

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@livid shuttle stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@near mortar ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @near mortar died.

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@winter pecan got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @winter pecan died.

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@red kindle fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@inland spoke was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@brave shore found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tranquil wyvern, @urban sequoia, and @red kindle raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@inland spoke was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@inland spoke forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @tranquil wyvern's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@urban sequoia reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @red kindle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @winter pecan
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mighty coyote Feb 10, 2026, 9:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @winter pecan, @abstract thunder, @granite pier, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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@amber ermine paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@granite pier asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@mighty coyote's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @mighty coyote died.

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@amber ermine dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @amber ermine died.

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@winter pecan learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @winter pecan died.

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@red kindle encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @red kindle decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@livid shuttle found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@abstract thunder cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@abstract thunder woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @abstract thunder died.

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@brave shore used their Bee Keeper to lop off @granite pier's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @brave shore invented golf. @granite pier died.

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@livid shuttle forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @near mortar died.

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@inland spoke accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@red kindle was walked on by a Martian Walker. @red kindle died.

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@long vine headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@brave shore painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@tight niche ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@brave shore wanted to start a band, and recruited @long vine as their keyboard player. @long vine showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@tight niche 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @long vine to death. @long vine died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @tight niche farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

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brave shore Feb 10, 2026, 9:41 AM

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jolly swift Feb 10, 2026, 9:53 AM

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near mortar Feb 10, 2026, 9:56 AM

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amber ermine Feb 10, 2026, 9:58 AM

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granite pier Feb 10, 2026, 10:04 AM

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tame cape Feb 10, 2026, 10:14 AM

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inland spoke Feb 10, 2026, 10:15 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 10, 2026, 10:15 AM

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red kindle Feb 10, 2026, 10:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 10:16 AM

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mighty coyote Feb 10, 2026, 10:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 10:20 AM

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 10:27 AM

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brave shore Feb 10, 2026, 10:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 10:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @winter pecan, @granite pier, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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@jolly swift couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@urban sequoia tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @urban sequoia didn't know that.

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@amber ermine got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@jolly swift donated all of their organs to those in need. @jolly swift died.

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@mighty coyote jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @mighty coyote died.

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@brave shore tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@winter pecan tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @winter pecan quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@red kindle slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @amber ermine's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @amber ermine died.

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@tame cape found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @tame cape died.

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@tight niche snuck up behind @granite pier, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @tight niche decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@winter pecan was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @winter pecan died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@inland spoke bashed @brave shore in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@granite pier made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @granite pier died.

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@livid shuttle got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar stopped a meteor from crushing @tight niche and @urban sequoia with their own body. @near mortar died.

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@inland spoke forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @inland spoke died.

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@brave shore somehow convinced @urban sequoia that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@red kindle fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tight niche. @red kindle died.

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@brave shore invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @tranquil wyvern, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche argued with @brave shore about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@tight niche discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@brave shore tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@brave shore was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 10th place: @winter pecan

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Feb 10, 2026, 10:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 10:50 AM

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gray sky Feb 10, 2026, 10:51 AM

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cunning jolt Feb 10, 2026, 10:57 AM

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inland spoke Feb 10, 2026, 10:58 AM

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mighty coyote Feb 10, 2026, 11:09 AM

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red kindle Feb 10, 2026, 11:16 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 10, 2026, 11:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 11:17 AM

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 11:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @urban sequoia, and @cunning jolt
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@jolly swift befriended @inland spoke by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@red kindle took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@mighty coyote tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @mighty coyote died.

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@livid shuttle filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@amber ermine cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@amber ermine threatened @urban sequoia with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @urban sequoia informed @amber ermine as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@red kindle made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @gray sky joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @gray sky died.

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@cunning jolt, @inland spoke, and @tight niche made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@livid shuttle was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @livid shuttle died.

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@urban sequoia tried to deal a finishing blow to @tranquil wyvern, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@jolly swift looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@cunning jolt accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @cunning jolt died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @inland spoke is approaching @red kindle!

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@tight niche's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Enchanted Sword was nice and clean, but their Tendon Bow's string broke, and their Topaz Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@inland spoke spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @jolly swift. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@urban sequoia found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@tight niche brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@jolly swift drew swords on the ground. @red kindle started stomping all over them. Furious, @jolly swift picked one up and stabbed @red kindle with it.. @red kindle died.

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@jolly swift went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@jolly swift joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @cunning jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Feb 10, 2026, 11:44 AM

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inland spoke Feb 10, 2026, 11:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 10, 2026, 11:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 11:55 AM

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amber ermine Feb 10, 2026, 12:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 12:12 PM

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near mortar Feb 10, 2026, 12:13 PM

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red kindle Feb 10, 2026, 12:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 12:26 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 10, 2026, 12:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 12:26 PM

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zenith root Feb 10, 2026, 12:29 PM

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 12:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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@zenith root and @amber ermine swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@red kindle ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @zenith root before they could say "Zoinks!" @zenith root died.

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@tranquil wyvern was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@near mortar tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@amber ermine asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @amber ermine died.

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@inland spoke wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@tight niche won in a fight against @gray sky by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @near mortar's. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@tranquil wyvern saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@urban sequoia dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @urban sequoia is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@red kindle comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@inland spoke took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@tight niche made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@inland spoke used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @urban sequoia, who happened to be watching. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern fired their bow at @tight niche, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tranquil wyvern gave up.

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@brave shore wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@tranquil wyvern tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@tight niche tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@red kindle sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche tried to strike @brave shore down, but @brave shore instead became more powerful than @tight niche could possibly imagine.

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@brave shore equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@tight niche started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@tight niche flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @tight niche's face off with its bare hands. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Feb 10, 2026, 12:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 12:42 PM

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inland spoke Feb 10, 2026, 12:54 PM

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pure tulip Feb 10, 2026, 12:57 PM

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limpid pewter Feb 10, 2026, 12:58 PM

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livid shuttle Feb 10, 2026, 1:11 PM

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red kindle Feb 10, 2026, 1:15 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 10, 2026, 1:16 PM

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gusty ermine Feb 10, 2026, 1:19 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 10, 2026, 1:20 PM

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tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 1:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @pure tulip, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @limpid pewter, @livid shuttle, @gusty ermine, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

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@limpid pewter followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @limpid pewter died.

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@livid shuttle tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn was dunked on by @urban sequoia. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@tranquil wyvern ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @tranquil wyvern, @gusty ermine broke their fall with their own body. @gusty ermine died.

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@tight niche damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@inland spoke accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @inland spoke died.

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@pure tulip tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @pure tulip died.

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@urban sequoia went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@carmine cairn looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@tight niche played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@carmine cairn ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@carmine cairn made some scary noises in the dark. @tight niche sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @pure tulip
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid pewter

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lime creek Feb 10, 2026, 1:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 1:43 PM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pure tulip Feb 10, 2026, 1:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 1:44 PM

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@pure tulip, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 10, 2026, 1:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 1:47 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 10, 2026, 1:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 1:51 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame cape Feb 10, 2026, 1:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 1:56 PM

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@tame cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sweet fractal Feb 10, 2026, 1:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 1:57 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 10, 2026, 2:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 2:11 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Feb 10, 2026, 2:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 2:14 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 10, 2026, 2:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 2:21 PM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 10, 2026, 2:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 2:23 PM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 10, 2026, 2:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 2:24 PM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 10, 2026, 2:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 2:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

kind shore Feb 10, 2026, 2:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 2:26 PM

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@kind shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 10, 2026, 2:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 2:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Feb 10, 2026, 2:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 10, 2026, 2:29 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @pure tulip, @kind shore, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

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@pure tulip started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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There once was a @long vine who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @long vine's insides, and all the animals were freed. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine burst with happiness, quite literally. @amber ermine died.

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@urban sequoia invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@near mortar hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@red kindle put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@sweet fractal made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@tame cape tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @tame cape died.

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@carmine cairn tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@lime creek shot @inland spoke with a Water Gun. @inland spoke shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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Low on health, @sweet fractal hid from @kind shore by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @sweet fractal died.

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@gray sky was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @livid shuttle died.

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@lime creek got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@urban sequoia looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@tranquil wyvern ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@near mortar used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.