epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@brazen plaza was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@inland spoke's face was scorched off after @errant vine took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @inland spoke died.

@errant vine sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @errant vine died.

@urban sequoia went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @urban sequoia's canvas.

@red kindle found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@urban sequoia was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @carmine cairn.

@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@raw moss accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

@brazen plaza couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Platinum Broadsword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @brazen plaza's heart and brain. @brazen plaza died.

@red kindle was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @red kindle died.

@raw moss chewed some gum. It made @raw moss feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[inland spoke]

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[stone copper]

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[mighty coyote]

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[red kindle]

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[long vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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[urban sequoia]

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[vagrant storm]

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[turbid skiff]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brazen plaza]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@stone copper, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @brazen plaza, @turbid skiff, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@mighty coyote was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @mighty coyote died.

@long vine, @inland spoke, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@stone copper wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @stone copper died.

@carmine cairn got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

@vagrant storm heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @vagrant storm died.

@turbid skiff was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @turbid skiff died.

@brazen plaza's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @brazen plaza died.

@red kindle tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@inland spoke invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@carmine cairn built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@long vine wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

@urban sequoia had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@red kindle crafted @inland spoke into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@carmine cairn laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@urban sequoia ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@urban sequoia learned all of @carmine cairn's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@long vine threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @urban sequoia would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @long vine died.

@red kindle went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@red kindle threatened @carmine cairn with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @carmine cairn informed @red kindle as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @red kindle died.

@carmine cairn started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 10th place: @stone copper

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[long vine]

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[wind flicker]

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[harsh cliff]

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[inland spoke]

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[mighty coyote]

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[rich wagon]

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[glacial totem]

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[humble ingot]

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[red kindle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @humble ingot, @inland spoke, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @rich wagon, @harsh cliff, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem rescued @wind flicker from drowning, but in reverse. @wind flicker died.

@glacial totem was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @glacial totem died.

There was a snake in @humble ingot's boot! @humble ingot died.

@mighty coyote toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @mighty coyote died.

@long vine invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@carmine cairn tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@harsh cliff fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

@raw moss adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

@rich wagon jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @rich wagon died.

@harsh cliff read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @harsh cliff died.

@raw moss started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@inland spoke donated all of their organs to those in need. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Mythril Sword instead of a Bug Net.

@red kindle kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @raw moss had had enough, so they scooped @red kindle to death with an ice cream spoon. @red kindle died.

@long vine hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @long vine could pull it to shore.

@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

@long vine finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@raw moss was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@raw moss chased @long vine with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @raw moss. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 8th place: @rich wagon
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @humble ingot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[proud lava]

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[worn mason]

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[harsh cliff]

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[foggy dove]

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[acoustic pumice]

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[abstract thunder]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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[split palm]

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[harsh cliff]

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[wanton dune]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[dim gale]

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[carmine flower]

bb!register

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@carmine flower, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dim gale, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @foggy dove, @worn mason, @split palm, @acoustic pumice, @long vine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @carmine flower, @harsh cliff, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @wanton dune, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@foggy dove mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@red kindle and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @raw moss tattled on them.

@carmine flower boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@inland spoke accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @inland spoke died.

A monkey dramatically raised @foggy dove up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @foggy dove off said cliff. @foggy dove died.

@worn mason tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @worn mason died.

@abstract thunder disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @split palm, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @split palm died.

@dim gale explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

@long vine and @acoustic pumice were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @long vine suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @acoustic pumice turned around to look. @acoustic pumice died.

@harsh cliff adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @livid shuttle wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @harsh cliff all of their willpower not to explain it.

@carmine cairn stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@long vine claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @dim gale was morbidly interested.

@urban sequoia briefly considered proposing marriage to @harsh cliff, but married a bee instead.

@raw moss put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

@red kindle was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

@carmine flower pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @carmine cairn.

@long vine didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @long vine died.

@livid shuttle ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @red kindle before they could say "Zoinks!" @red kindle died.

@wanton dune was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

While playing at the beach, @carmine flower buried @proud lava in the sand. It took @proud lava several hours to dig themselves back out.

@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @proud lava into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @proud lava with two Sniper Rifle shots. @proud lava died.

@harsh cliff was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @harsh cliff died.

@abstract thunder felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@abstract thunder, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @abstract thunder died.

@livid shuttle woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @raw moss found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @livid shuttle with bug spray. @livid shuttle died.

@dim gale started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@dim gale came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@wanton dune almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@raw moss tried to deal a finishing blow to @carmine cairn, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @carmine flower

@wanton dune verbally roasted @urban sequoia so hard that they burst into flames. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn overwhelmed @dim gale with a storm of flying bananas. @dim gale died.

@raw moss drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@carmine flower was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @carmine flower died.

@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @wanton dune broke their fall with their own body. @wanton dune died.

@raw moss blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @wanton dune
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine flower
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wanton dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[carmine flower]

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[raw moss]

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[grim dirge]

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[craggy cargo]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[amber veldt]

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[tight niche]

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[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wind flicker]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @amber veldt, @long vine, @modern plover, @craggy cargo, @carmine flower, @wanton dune, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @grim dirge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @wind flicker. @wind flicker died.

@carmine flower made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@long vine wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@amber veldt playfully poked @brave shore and laughed. @brave shore playfully poked them back with a Ghastly Glaive. @amber veldt died.

@tight niche looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@modern plover emerged from a tree stump and scolded @carmine cairn for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @carmine cairn was still holding an axe. @modern plover died.

@livid shuttle combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

@craggy cargo got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @craggy cargo, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @craggy cargo died.

@grim dirge squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@carmine flower tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @carmine flower died.

@livid shuttle swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @livid shuttle died.

@raw moss hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

@long vine trapped @carmine cairn in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @carmine cairn managed to escape regardless.

@grim dirge made some scary noises in the dark. @tight niche sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @grim dirge died.

@wanton dune took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @wanton dune died.

@brave shore woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@long vine made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @tight niche joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @tight niche died.

@long vine told @raw moss that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @raw moss took those words literally and peeled @long vine. @long vine died.

@raw moss's skeleton decided that @raw moss wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton dune
100 points go to 7th place: @grim dirge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine flower
100 points go to 10th place: @craggy cargo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[wanton dune]

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[urban sequoia]

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[red kindle]

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[carmine flower]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

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[glacial totem]

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[granite pier]

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[tame cape]

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[vagrant storm]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wind flicker]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @red kindle, @tame cape, @carmine flower, @granite pier, @livid shuttle, @wanton dune, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tame cape tried to stab @glacial totem, but @glacial totem's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @glacial totem died.

@wind flicker brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @wind flicker died.

@vagrant storm went down @brave shore's chimney to deliver presents, but @brave shore's fireplace was still in use. @vagrant storm died.

@red kindle got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @red kindle died.

@tame cape tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tame cape's brains. @tame cape died.

@carmine flower defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @carmine flower died.

@granite pier used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @tight niche was the bartender, @livid shuttle was the DJ, and @granite pier was the pinata. @granite pier died.

@livid shuttle fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @livid shuttle died.

@urban sequoia used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @urban sequoia didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @urban sequoia died.

@wanton dune gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @wanton dune died.

@brave shore took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @long vine and @tight niche ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

@raw moss drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

@tight niche pickpocketed @raw moss, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@long vine stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @long vine died.

@brave shore learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @brave shore died.

@raw moss tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@raw moss used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

@tight niche left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

@raw moss fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@raw moss discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton dune
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine flower
100 points go to 10th place: @tame cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[wanton dune]

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[long vine]

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[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[tame cape]

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[red kindle]

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[amber ermine]

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[amber veldt]

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[wild lagoon]

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[abstract dune]

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[near mortar]

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[vagrant storm]

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[winter pecan]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @amber veldt, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @abstract dune, @tame cape, @winter pecan, @wild lagoon, @livid shuttle, @wanton dune, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber veldt wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @amber veldt died.

@wild lagoon tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

@long vine accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @long vine died.

@vagrant storm received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @vagrant storm died.

@amber ermine challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @amber ermine died.

@abstract dune unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @abstract dune died.

@winter pecan started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @winter pecan decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@livid shuttle tried to steal @raw moss's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@tame cape opened the front door and saw @tight niche trying to murder the Guide. @tame cape slowly closed the door and walked away.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @red kindle was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@raw moss slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @tame cape's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @tame cape died.

@winter pecan was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @winter pecan died.

@inland spoke created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @livid shuttle got too close while watching. @livid shuttle died.

@near mortar and @urban sequoia played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@wanton dune wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@red kindle built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@wild lagoon drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@tight niche accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

@near mortar tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @near mortar died.

@raw moss kept talking, but stopped after @red kindle held up their hand. @red kindle demonstrated the power of the Force.

@wild lagoon thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @wild lagoon died.

@inland spoke was looking kind of dumb after @wanton dune's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@urban sequoia accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @urban sequoia died. @urban sequoia died. @urban sequoia died. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

@tight niche took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@red kindle pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @red kindle died.

@raw moss opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@tight niche baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @tight niche died.

@wanton dune played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @wanton dune died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @wanton dune
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wild lagoon
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @winter pecan

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[abstract dune]

bb!register

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[inland spoke]

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[brave shore]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[late stone]

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[wind flicker]

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[red kindle]

bb!register

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[urban sequoia]

bb!register

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[crimson forge]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[tight niche]

🅱️🅱️!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vagrant storm]

bb!register

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[timid sedge]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @timid sedge, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @abstract dune, @crimson forge, @potent talon, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@abstract dune bashed @crimson forge in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@red kindle was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@vagrant storm tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@urban sequoia screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

@tranquil wyvern struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@tight niche found a room full of Bunny Banners in @wind flicker's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @wind flicker. @wind flicker died.

@livid shuttle tied up @potent talon and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @potent talon to die. However, @potent talon managed to escape from their bonds.

@timid sedge accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @timid sedge died.

@inland spoke attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@late stone tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@livid shuttle pulled out their Slap Hand and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @livid shuttle pulled out a vacuum instead.

@crimson forge's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

@abstract dune theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@amber ermine wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@tight niche started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tight niche is still slurping that noodle.

@brave shore tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

@amber ermine was in the middle of taking a shower when @late stone took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern walked up to @abstract dune and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tranquil wyvern, that kills people! @abstract dune died.

@crimson forge programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @crimson forge died.

@potent talon fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @inland spoke. @potent talon died.

@late stone took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @late stone died.

@livid shuttle became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @brave shore died.

@vagrant storm tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @vagrant storm died.

@tranquil wyvern beat @inland spoke into a pulp with a stale baguette. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @urban sequoia on a spit. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@tranquil wyvern constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

@tranquil wyvern tried to throw a Sleepy Octopod at @red kindle before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@tranquil wyvern was eaten by a tree. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@red kindle finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@tight niche tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @red kindle, but they were in broad daylight.

@red kindle got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @red kindle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

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[glacial totem]

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[winter pecan]

bb!register

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@winter pecan, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallen gull]

bb!register

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@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @winter pecan, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @fallen gull, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @tight niche didn't know that.

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

@livid shuttle tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

@amber ermine got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @amber ermine wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @amber ermine was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

@tranquil wyvern crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@brave shore headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@amber ermine boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @amber ermine died.

@winter pecan recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@winter pecan ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @winter pecan died.

@fallen gull sniped @urban sequoia with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @fallen gull, it was opposite day. @fallen gull died.

@brave shore murdered @livid shuttle by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@inland spoke got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @inland spoke died.

@brave shore spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @urban sequoia. @brave shore died.

@red kindle's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @red kindle! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@tranquil wyvern told @urban sequoia to step off their carpet, which they did. @tranquil wyvern proceeded to murder @urban sequoia, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@red kindle was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@red kindle dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @red kindle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 9th place: @winter pecan
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

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[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[winter pecan]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@winter pecan, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

bb!register

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @winter pecan, @livid shuttle, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@zenith root realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @zenith root died.

@amber ermine became convinced that @long vine was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @long vine, who was left very confused (and wet).

@inland spoke's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @inland spoke died.

@amber ermine declared war on emus. The emus won. @amber ermine died.

@livid shuttle's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Cutlass was nice and clean, but their Rich Mahogany Bow's string broke, and their Frost Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

@tight niche took aim at @red kindle from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

@winter pecan dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @winter pecan is going to be stuck there for a while.

@red kindle got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

@tranquil wyvern failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@urban sequoia didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @red kindle, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @red kindle died.

@long vine soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @long vine dyed.

@livid shuttle wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@winter pecan used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @winter pecan. @winter pecan died.

@tight niche relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @livid shuttle was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @livid shuttle had ever been in. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

@tranquil wyvern placed chests all over the world except where @urban sequoia was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

@tranquil wyvern contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche and @long vine decided to play catch with a Lead Shortsword. @tight niche missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @winter pecan
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[winter pecan]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[winter pecan]

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[tight niche]

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[mighty coyote]

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[brave shore]

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[jolly swift]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @winter pecan, @arctic crown, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@vagrant storm and @tranquil wyvern cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @tranquil wyvern, because @vagrant storm was wearing Frost armor.

@arctic crown hosted a spelling bee! @amber ermine had to spell "cat". @long vine had to spell "rain". @brave shore had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

@inland spoke tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @inland spoke died.

@vagrant storm was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @vagrant storm into the freezing cold water. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@mighty coyote looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@mighty coyote built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @mighty coyote died.

@urban sequoia performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@brave shore became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@long vine ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@amber ermine accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @amber ermine died.

@tight niche donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@arctic crown began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

@urban sequoia saw @red kindle standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @red kindle died.

@winter pecan found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @winter pecan died.

@long vine used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@arctic crown practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @arctic crown died.

@brave shore tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

@tranquil wyvern captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

@urban sequoia flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @jolly swift when the world was flipped.

@tight niche blew @urban sequoia to bits using an exploding bed. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine used a Medusa Head on @tranquil wyvern and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@long vine played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @long vine. @long vine died.

@tight niche got tired of @brave shore trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @brave shore at a Sawmill. @brave shore died.

@jolly swift started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@jolly swift was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @jolly swift died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic crown
100 points go to 8th place: @winter pecan
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[mighty coyote]

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[long vine]

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[wind flicker]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tight niche]

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[vagrant storm]

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[jolly swift]

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[livid mist]

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[zenith root]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @jolly swift, @zenith root, @tight niche, @livid mist, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @mighty coyote, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift tried to assassinate @tight niche, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@wind flicker thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @wind flicker died.

@vagrant storm compressed @zenith root until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @zenith root died.

@livid mist flossed their teeth with @tranquil wyvern's shoelaces.

@mighty coyote pumped @amber ermine full of lead. No one was hurt, but @amber ermine's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

@long vine tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

@tranquil wyvern started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@tight niche drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@mighty coyote tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @mighty coyote keeled over from a heart attack. @mighty coyote died.

@amber ermine walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @amber ermine died.

@livid mist and @jolly swift spotted a Water Bolt on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

@tranquil wyvern did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @vagrant storm, who happened to be watching. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche spun around in a full circle and shot @livid mist with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @livid mist died.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@tight niche was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@long vine wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @long vine died.

@jolly swift threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @jolly swift unlocked the power of flight!

@jolly swift tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid mist
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 9th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[near mortar]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tame cape]

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[amber ermine]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gusty ermine]

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[tight niche]

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[vagrant storm]

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[jolly swift]

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[zenith root]

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[brave shore]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @zenith root, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @brave shore, @gusty ermine, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@zenith root tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @zenith root died.

@vagrant storm found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@near mortar found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@long vine trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @long vine suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @long vine died.

@tame cape, @tranquil wyvern, and @gusty ermine worked on a group project, but it looked like @tame cape was doing most of the work.

@jolly swift climbed a tree without using their arms.

@amber ermine was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @amber ermine died.

@gusty ermine started barking like a dog while chasing @vagrant storm.

@tame cape was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @tame cape died.

@tight niche caused @jolly swift to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@gusty ermine had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @gusty ermine's skull. @gusty ermine died.

@near mortar tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @near mortar then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @near mortar died.

@vagrant storm went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @brave shore had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche warned @tranquil wyvern not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tranquil wyvern trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@tranquil wyvern was buried under an avalanche that @carmine cairn had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @jolly swift died.

@brave shore got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@tight niche hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @tame cape
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty ermine]

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[amber ermine]

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[winter pecan]

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[mint prism]

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[carmine cairn]

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[errant vine]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[vagrant storm]

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[jolly swift]

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[raw moss]

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[sweet fractal]

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[harsh wyvern]

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[harsh wyvern]

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[abstract dune]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @mint prism, @raw moss, @vagrant storm, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @abstract dune, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @harsh wyvern, @winter pecan, @livid shuttle, and @gusty ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@mint prism tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @mint prism died.

@errant vine contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@winter pecan couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

@vagrant storm thought they assassinated @abstract dune, but it was just @vagrant storm in disguise. Huh? @vagrant storm died.

@amber ermine decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @amber ermine died.

@carmine cairn obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @carmine cairn never learned how to snap their fingers.

@tame cape tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @tame cape died.

@abstract dune fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @abstract dune died.

@sweet fractal accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @sweet fractal died.

@harsh wyvern suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @harsh wyvern died.

@gusty ermine used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

@winter pecan tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @winter pecan died.

@carmine cairn tried hacking into @tight niche's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @tight niche's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

@errant vine joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@livid shuttle was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @livid shuttle's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @livid shuttle died.

@tight niche walked into a bar. @jolly swift laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@gusty ermine explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @gusty ermine died.

@errant vine drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@jolly swift was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @jolly swift died.

@errant vine used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @errant vine died.

@carmine cairn held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@tight niche and @raw moss had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@tight niche was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @tight niche died.

@raw moss underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @winter pecan
100 points go to 9th place: @harsh wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[flat forge]

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[jolly swift]

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[near mortar]

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[amber ermine]

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[carmine cairn]

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[errant vine]

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[harsh wyvern]

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@harsh wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @flat forge, @harsh wyvern, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift donned a Martian costume and chased @amber ermine in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @amber ermine died.

@errant vine tried to save @carmine cairn's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @errant vine died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @errant vine died.

Rumors started spreading that @tranquil wyvern was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @tranquil wyvern.

@flat forge wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @flat forge through the wall. @flat forge died.

@harsh wyvern was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @harsh wyvern died.

Someone let the dogs out! @livid shuttle tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @livid shuttle died.

The moon hit @near mortar's eye like a big pizza pie. @near mortar died.

@jolly swift started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@tight niche used an Inferno Fork to eat. @carmine cairn thought they didn't notice, but @tight niche just really likes spicy food.

While exploring a swamp, @raw moss caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@tranquil wyvern dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tight niche, but @tight niche simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @carmine cairn decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

@raw moss splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @jolly swift observed disapprovingly.

@jolly swift wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @jolly swift turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @raw moss's head. @raw moss died.

@tight niche got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @harsh wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[flat forge]

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[wet merlin]

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[jolly swift]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[errant vine]

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[vagrant storm]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sick acorn]

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@sick acorn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sick acorn, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @flat forge, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern, @carmine cairn, and @jolly swift formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@raw moss hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@wet merlin tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@tight niche found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@flat forge watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

@sick acorn tried to high-five @vagrant storm, but @vagrant storm went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@errant vine carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @errant vine died.

@raw moss started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

@tranquil wyvern wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@tight niche found some soup in their fly.

@jolly swift ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@vagrant storm had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@sick acorn told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @flat forge and @wet merlin.

The Wall of Flesh told @flat forge that there was something stuck in their teeth. @flat forge checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @flat forge died.

@sick acorn found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@tranquil wyvern was arrested for killing @wet merlin with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @wet merlin died.

@sick acorn discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @sick acorn died.

@jolly swift watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@vagrant storm got burninated by Tim. @vagrant storm died.

@jolly swift got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche got impaled by Mourning Wood. @tight niche died.

@raw moss used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@raw moss tried to instigate drama against @carmine cairn, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @raw moss used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 7th place: @sick acorn
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[urban sequoia]

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[raw moss]

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[midnight plover]

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[red kindle]

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[oblique lantern]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[solar patio]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lyric carbon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

Registration is now closed!

@lyric carbon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @solar patio, @red kindle, @midnight plover, @oblique lantern, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@solar patio fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tight niche, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@oblique lantern 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @midnight plover to death. @midnight plover died.

@oblique lantern started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @oblique lantern suddenly didn't feel so good. @oblique lantern died.

@solar patio ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @solar patio died.

@inland spoke shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

Hey @inland spoke, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @inland spoke died.

A pretty fairy led @urban sequoia to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @tranquil wyvern found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @tranquil wyvern died.

@red kindle had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @red kindle died.

@jolly swift tried attacking @raw moss, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@carmine cairn was briefly jumpscared by @jolly swift wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@raw moss was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@jolly swift walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche played rock-paper-scissors with @raw moss. @tight niche played paper. @raw moss played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @tight niche was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn is hvinga stroker n. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @solar patio
100 points go to 10th place: @oblique lantern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

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[flat grove]

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[fallow oak]

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[red kindle]

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[sweet fractal]

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[tame cape]

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[midnight plover]

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[urban sequoia]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[vagrant storm]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @fallow oak, @vagrant storm, @flat grove, @red kindle, @tame cape, @errant vine, @midnight plover, @sweet fractal, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fallow oak was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @fallow oak died.

@vagrant storm tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@inland spoke was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@tame cape tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

@jolly swift wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@flat grove hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @flat grove died.

@carmine cairn handed @tame cape a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @tame cape died.

@urban sequoia found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@red kindle painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

@sweet fractal decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.