epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @urban sequoia wasn't a Slime, @urban sequoia was endlessly beaten. @urban sequoia died.

The Cyborg hacked into @red kindle's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@raw moss became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@red kindle sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @red kindle died.

@raw moss saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @timid ingot
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[urban sequoia]

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[zenith root]

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[wanton plume]

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[vagrant storm]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @wanton plume, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @red kindle, @proud lava, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@zenith root suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@wanton plume found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@raw moss went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@inland spoke tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@zenith root told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @zenith root died.

@raw moss stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @raw moss died.

@red kindle silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @tranquil wyvern's back, which then integrated itself into @tranquil wyvern's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@vagrant storm thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @vagrant storm died.

@proud lava didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @proud lava died.

@urban sequoia found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@tight niche cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@inland spoke fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @inland spoke died.

@wanton plume tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@wanton plume was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @wanton plume died.

@urban sequoia tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche made some Synonym Rolls for @tranquil wyvern and @red kindle. Just like Grammar used to make!

@tight niche tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@red kindle dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tranquil wyvern tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@red kindle disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

@tranquil wyvern found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@tranquil wyvern returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@red kindle drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @red kindle died.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton plume
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[cosmic charm]

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[inland spoke]

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[scarlet imp]

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[urban sequoia]

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[brave shore]

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[tight niche]

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[vagrant storm]

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[zenith root]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @zenith root, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @cosmic charm, @red kindle, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@scarlet imp flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @scarlet imp's face off with its bare hands. @scarlet imp died.

@zenith root was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @zenith root died.

@urban sequoia began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@cosmic charm was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @cosmic charm died.

@tight niche took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @inland spoke's Rod of Discord.

@tranquil wyvern thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @tranquil wyvern's potions with Red Potions. @tranquil wyvern died.

@inland spoke found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @inland spoke died.

A strange device attached itself to @urban sequoia's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @urban sequoia died.

@brave shore drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@red kindle did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @red kindle died.

@tight niche called @vagrant storm a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche was tired of @brave shore constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @brave shore's front yard. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @cosmic charm
100 points go to 9th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 10th place: @scarlet imp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[brave shore]

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[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[red kindle]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[wind flicker]

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[wet merlin]

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[cosmic charm]

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[zenith root]

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[errant vine]

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[tight niche]

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[chrome dagger]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @zenith root, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @chrome dagger, @tranquil wyvern, @cosmic charm, @red kindle, @errant vine, @brave shore, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@errant vine explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@wind flicker picked a fight with a goose. @wind flicker died.

@zenith root sat on a wall. @zenith root had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @zenith root together again. @zenith root died.

@red kindle offered to add a gold trim to @urban sequoia's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

@inland spoke tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @inland spoke died.

@cosmic charm's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @cosmic charm died.

@chrome dagger wanted to start a band, and recruited @tight niche as their keyboard player. @tight niche showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

@wet merlin tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@chrome dagger used a Laser Drill to literally bore @red kindle to death. @red kindle died.

@tranquil wyvern, @urban sequoia and @errant vine played hot potato with a grenade. @errant vine forgot to pass it on. @errant vine died.

@urban sequoia fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @urban sequoia died.

@wet merlin found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @wet merlin died.

@tight niche used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@brave shore bragged to @chrome dagger about their combat skills. @chrome dagger didn't really know @brave shore and had no idea how this conversation started.

@tranquil wyvern tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@chrome dagger started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @brave shore and @tight niche.

@tranquil wyvern drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@chrome dagger accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@brave shore broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@tight niche somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@tranquil wyvern was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @brave shore died.

@tight niche entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@chrome dagger tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @chrome dagger died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @chrome dagger
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @cosmic charm
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[wet merlin]

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[vital nexus]

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[long vine]

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[tight niche]

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[wanton plume]

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[zenith root]

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[indigo inlet]

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[vague sequoia]

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[harsh bone]

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[novel summit]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @vital nexus, @wanton plume, @vague sequoia, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @indigo inlet, @harsh bone, @novel summit, @brave shore, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@long vine's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @long vine sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@zenith root read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @zenith root then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @zenith root died.

@indigo inlet and @novel summit were having a nice picnic on the beach when @harsh bone stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@vital nexus was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @vital nexus died.

@wanton plume tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@wet merlin begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@vague sequoia managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

@harsh bone opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

@tranquil wyvern touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@vague sequoia wondered what Obama's last name is.

@vague sequoia forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @vague sequoia died.

@long vine skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @long vine died.

There once was a @indigo inlet who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @indigo inlet's insides, and all the animals were freed. @indigo inlet died.

@brave shore started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @brave shore died.

@novel summit made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@wet merlin found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@wet merlin couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

@harsh bone was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @wet merlin. @wet merlin died.

@novel summit's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @novel summit died.

@tranquil wyvern opportunistically attacked @wanton plume with a Star Wrath while their cell phone was ringing. @wanton plume died.

@tight niche wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@tranquil wyvern asked for @harsh bone's autograph. At first, @harsh bone was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @harsh bone. Queen Bee died.

@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

The Nurse told @tranquil wyvern they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

@harsh bone ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @harsh bone died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @harsh bone
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton plume
150 points go to 5th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @vague sequoia

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[vital nexus]

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[brave shore]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[halcyon pebble]

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[midnight plover]

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[long vine]

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[abstract thunder]

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[tight niche]

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[zenith root]

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[vagrant storm]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @halcyon pebble, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @midnight plover, @abstract thunder, @brave shore, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@brave shore sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

@midnight plover traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @zenith root. @zenith root died.

@long vine had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

Congratulations, @halcyon pebble! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @halcyon pebble died.

After eating supper together, @tight niche betrayed @long vine in exchange for 30 silver coins. @long vine died.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @vagrant storm begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@vagrant storm spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@vagrant storm’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@vagrant storm went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@abstract thunder crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@wet merlin did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@abstract thunder was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @abstract thunder died.

@tight niche complained to @tranquil wyvern that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@midnight plover trapped @vagrant storm in a maze, but while they were taunting @vagrant storm, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

@vagrant storm knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @brave shore some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @brave shore died.

@wet merlin forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @wet merlin died.

@vagrant storm accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @vagrant storm died.

@midnight plover stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @midnight plover died.

@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @tight niche and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

@tranquil wyvern took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @midnight plover
150 points go to 4th place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @halcyon pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[vagrant storm]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[gray sky]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[crimson forge]

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[carmine cairn]

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[simple parcel]

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[long vine]

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[tight niche]

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[brave shore]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[errant vine]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @vital nexus, @simple parcel, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @errant vine, @midnight plover, @crimson forge, @gray sky, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@vagrant storm trapped @brisk zephyr in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@errant vine took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@vital nexus sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @vital nexus died.

@tight niche played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@simple parcel stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@simple parcel got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @simple parcel died.

@crimson forge started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

@crimson forge drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @crimson forge died.

@gray sky dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @gray sky died.

@brave shore kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@midnight plover found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@tranquil wyvern let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

@midnight plover watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@vagrant storm used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @vagrant storm died.

@errant vine tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@tight niche finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @long vine caught it and used it as fishing bait.

@midnight plover played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @midnight plover died.

@errant vine tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @errant vine died.

@brisk zephyr started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@tight niche was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @brisk zephyr with its horns. @brisk zephyr died.

@tranquil wyvern found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

@tranquil wyvern thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@tight niche learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @long vine found out that @tight niche meant "killer" in the literal sense. @long vine died.

@brave shore heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @carmine cairn, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

A witch prophesized that @tight niche would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@tight niche climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @tight niche died.

@brave shore was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @midnight plover
100 points go to 9th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[midnight plover]

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[tame cape]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[raw moss]

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[gray sky]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[sullen wave]

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[vagrant storm]

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[tight niche]

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[errant vine]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @tame cape, @sullen wave, @errant vine, @midnight plover, @gray sky, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tame cape equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @brisk zephyr's. @brisk zephyr died.

@vagrant storm has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @vagrant storm woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@midnight plover decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @sullen wave thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@tame cape learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @tame cape died.

@raw moss tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @raw moss is now bald.

@sullen wave made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @sullen wave died.

@tight niche tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @midnight plover's head instead. @midnight plover died.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @gray sky would soon die a gruesome death. @gray sky ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@gray sky purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@brave shore invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

@errant vine started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

@tranquil wyvern was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@tight niche wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@carmine cairn constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

@gray sky tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @gray sky died.

@brave shore became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @brave shore died.

@vagrant storm panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @vagrant storm died.

@errant vine drank sand for 10 hours. @errant vine died.

@tight niche spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

@raw moss and @tranquil wyvern engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @tranquil wyvern blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @raw moss died.

@tight niche was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@carmine cairn summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tight niche felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@tight niche was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @midnight plover
100 points go to 10th place: @sullen wave

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[raw moss]

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[tame cape]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[midnight plover]

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[velvet herald]

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[wind flicker]

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[wanton plume]

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[late stone]

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[carmine cairn]

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[wet merlin]

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[vagrant storm]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @velvet herald, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wanton plume, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @tame cape, @midnight plover, @late stone, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @wind flicker died.

Tired of eating plain toast, @late stone started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@wet merlin used their Platinum Shortsword to lop off @velvet herald's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @wet merlin invented golf. @velvet herald died.

@raw moss decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@tight niche couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@tame cape merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@tame cape decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @tame cape died.

@midnight plover was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @midnight plover died.

@wanton plume sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@carmine cairn shot @raw moss with a Water Gun. @raw moss shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@late stone has fallen, and they can't get up. @late stone died.

@tranquil wyvern aimed a spinning toy at @wet merlin, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@wet merlin was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @wet merlin died.

@wanton plume created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @wanton plume's artistic genius.

@wanton plume stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @wanton plume died.

@raw moss searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

@tranquil wyvern angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @tranquil wyvern died.

@vagrant storm ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @vagrant storm's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche fed @raw moss several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@carmine cairn tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@tight niche activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn tried to kill @raw moss with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

@carmine cairn and @raw moss played catch with a Paladin. @carmine cairn accidentally fumbled a catch. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton plume
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @late stone
100 points go to 9th place: @midnight plover
100 points go to 10th place: @tame cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[lucid vigil]

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[late stone]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[wet merlin]

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[abstract thunder]

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[errant vine]

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[lime mango]

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[vagrant storm]

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[tight niche]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @lime mango, @errant vine, @abstract thunder, @late stone, @lucid vigil, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn "borrowed" @abstract thunder's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @abstract thunder's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @carmine cairn could return it.

A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @lime mango. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @lime mango died.

@errant vine tried to shoot @raw moss using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tight niche's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@abstract thunder took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @abstract thunder died.

@tranquil wyvern decisively vanquished @lucid vigil through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @lucid vigil died.

@late stone wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

@wet merlin pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @wet merlin died.

@vagrant storm tried to kill @late stone by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@tranquil wyvern became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

While riding on minecart rails, @vagrant storm accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @vagrant storm died.

@carmine cairn went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @carmine cairn's fault.

@errant vine solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@tranquil wyvern couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

@carmine cairn started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @errant vine and @raw moss out.

@tight niche found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

@late stone tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@tranquil wyvern had a wholesome reunion with @errant vine, who they previously thought had left them to die.

@late stone tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@late stone went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @late stone died.

@raw moss started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@errant vine joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @errant vine died.

@carmine cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@tight niche and @raw moss played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@tranquil wyvern started blocking @carmine cairn's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@tranquil wyvern made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@tight niche wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@raw moss ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @raw moss died.

@tight niche was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @late stone
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid vigil
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[late stone]

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[wet merlin]

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[pallid moss]

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[jolly swift]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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[glacial totem]

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[tame cape]

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[amber ermine]

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[errant vine]

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[inland spoke]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[lime mango]

bb!register

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[wanton plume]

bb!register

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@wanton plume, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @wanton plume, @lime mango, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @tame cape, @red kindle, @errant vine, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @pallid moss, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@red kindle attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@wanton plume covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@pallid moss used the power of Flex Tape to stick @jolly swift in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @jolly swift's suffering to a swift end. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@livid shuttle discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@late stone told @carmine cairn that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @carmine cairn vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@wet merlin crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

@lime mango finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @lime mango died.

@tranquil wyvern looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@inland spoke tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@errant vine saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@amber ermine was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tame cape's Star Cannon. @amber ermine died.

@tame cape gazed at clouds with @urban sequoia. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@tame cape was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @tame cape died.

@late stone put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @late stone whole. @late stone died.

@livid shuttle got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @livid shuttle died.

@pallid moss stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @pallid moss died.

@errant vine threw @wet merlin in the washing machine and turned it on. @wet merlin died.

@inland spoke lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @inland spoke died.

@tranquil wyvern swung a Green Phasesaber at @wanton plume, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@urban sequoia accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern used their embezzled funds to shred through @red kindle with a Coin Gun. @red kindle died.

@errant vine wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raw moss wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @errant vine killed the Traveling Merchant first. @errant vine died.

@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@wanton plume wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@tranquil wyvern woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @tranquil wyvern died.

@wanton plume tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@glacial totem went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@wanton plume was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @wanton plume died.

@raw moss took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Magic Missile.

@tight niche tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @tight niche's mind right in front of their face. @tight niche died.

@glacial totem cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@carmine cairn accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @carmine cairn died.

@glacial totem sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton plume
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @worn mason, @woven sorrel, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @mighty coyote, @tame cape, @red kindle, @late stone, @gusty ermine, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@woven sorrel started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@wet merlin added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@worn mason tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @worn mason died.

@red kindle saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @vagrant storm instead. @vagrant storm died.

@carmine cairn hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@tight niche literally gaslighted @mighty coyote by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @mighty coyote died.

@tame cape and @full pivot were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @tame cape fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @tame cape died.

Out of boredom, @tranquil wyvern used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@late stone rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @late stone died.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @gusty ermine was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @gusty ermine died.

@raw moss teleported behind @wet merlin using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @wet merlin died.

@red kindle was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @red kindle let them be.

@woven sorrel spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @woven sorrel still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @woven sorrel died.

@tight niche hid from @inland spoke by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

@inland spoke curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @inland spoke in half. @inland spoke died.

@carmine cairn tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @raw moss spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@full pivot grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@urban sequoia fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift ran with scissors. @jolly swift died.

@red kindle tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @full pivot and @tight niche, who did not approve of gambling.

@carmine cairn wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@red kindle tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@tight niche tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@red kindle dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @red kindle died.

@raw moss was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

@carmine cairn multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@full pivot tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @full pivot died.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @tight niche being mercilessly tickled by @carmine cairn.

@tight niche traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tight niche did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tight niche died.

@raw moss wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @full pivot
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @woven sorrel

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @wet crypt, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @tame cape, @red kindle, @gray sky, @late stone, @noble rapids, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@red kindle spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

@glacial totem entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @glacial totem died.

@tame cape and @wet crypt attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@tight niche looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@wet crypt tickled @vagrant storm from behind while they were busy sharpening their Candy Cane Sword. @wet crypt died.

@vagrant storm threw a snowball at @gray sky. To counter this, @gray sky threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @vagrant storm died.

@tame cape ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @tame cape died.

@carmine cairn spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@late stone was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@gray sky ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @gray sky died.

@raw moss comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@noble rapids listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @noble rapids saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@tight niche was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@inland spoke tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@late stone cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @late stone's heart! @late stone died.

@noble rapids gave @tranquil wyvern a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @tranquil wyvern gave @noble rapids a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @noble rapids died.

@long vine saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@wet merlin found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @urban sequoia, who silenced @wet merlin by filling their hiding place with water. @wet merlin died.

@inland spoke attacked @urban sequoia with a Legendary Zenith, but @urban sequoia's pen was mightier. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@red kindle's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @red kindle died.

@tranquil wyvern tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@long vine thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @long vine died.

Santa Claus asked @tight niche what they wanted for Christmas. @tight niche replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@carmine cairn distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@tight niche huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @carmine cairn also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@carmine cairn somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

@tight niche tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @noble rapids

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[glacial totem]

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[tight niche]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @rigid shore, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @vagrant storm, @tame cape, @red kindle, @harsh cliff, @gray sky, @arctic crown, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@urban sequoia somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @urban sequoia's chests for the rest of its life.

@raw moss shot their Revolver to the left of @vagrant storm just to scare them. @vagrant storm heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @vagrant storm died.

@tame cape wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @tame cape died.

@red kindle reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @glacial totem in a Fish costume.

@inland spoke found the Last Prism. Then @harsh cliff found another one, meaning that @inland spoke's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

Poor @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn keeps getting pinged over and over again. @carmine cairn is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn.

@harsh cliff put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@harsh cliff died.

@gray sky started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @gray sky died.

@tight niche and @wet crypt ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@arctic crown moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @arctic crown died.

@raw moss tried to set up a campfire, but @urban sequoia drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@rigid shore and @glacial totem had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

@inland spoke and @carmine cairn got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@rigid shore started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@carmine cairn returned to their house, only to find that @tight niche had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@wet crypt tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @urban sequoia, but it refused to listen because @wet crypt didn't have enough badges.

@glacial totem stopped a meteor from crushing @raw moss and @inland spoke with their own body. @glacial totem died.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @red kindle's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

After partying all night, @rigid shore was shot by @wet crypt in a swimming pool. @rigid shore died.

@red kindle argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

@wet crypt called @carmine cairn on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @wet crypt died.

@urban sequoia tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@tight niche modified @urban sequoia's Spectre Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @urban sequoia was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @urban sequoia died.

@red kindle got tired of @inland spoke constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@red kindle tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @red kindle died.

@tight niche didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @tight niche died.

@raw moss had a sleepover with @carmine cairn, but the house was gone when they woke up.

@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@raw moss wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@carmine cairn was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @carmine cairn's special someone!

@carmine cairn got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @wet crypt
100 points go to 8th place: @rigid shore
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic crown

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[gray sky]

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[wind flicker]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[vagrant storm]

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[wheat crow]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @wet crypt, @vagrant storm, @red kindle, @harsh cliff, @gray sky, @arctic crown, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @wind flicker died.

@wheat crow found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@harsh cliff found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@red kindle was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@arctic crown and @glacial totem fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @arctic crown won by breaking @glacial totem's spine. @glacial totem died.

@wet crypt gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @wet crypt died.

@vagrant storm equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @raw moss chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @vagrant storm's shattered corpse. @vagrant storm died.

@red kindle was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @red kindle died.

@harsh cliff discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @harsh cliff died.

@wheat crow, @arctic crown, and @tight niche made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@raw moss managed to kill @gray sky by doing absolutely nothing. @gray sky died.

@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@urban sequoia tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

@tight niche and @wheat crow farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

@arctic crown used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @arctic crown died.

@urban sequoia couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn summoned the Old One's Army while @wheat crow was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @wheat crow died.

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @raw moss. Apparently, not that many. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

After opening a present, @tight niche discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

@tight niche transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic crown
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[vital nexus]

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[wheat crow]

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[wet crypt]

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[granite pier]

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[gusty ermine]

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[urban sequoia]

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[harsh cliff]

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[obtuse phoenix]

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[errant vine]

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[chrome dagger]

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[velvet dune]

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @chrome dagger, @vital nexus, @wet crypt, @red kindle, @velvet dune, @obtuse phoenix, @errant vine, @harsh cliff, @granite pier, @gusty ermine, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban sequoia and @red kindle played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @wet crypt wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@granite pier found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @vital nexus, who was out swimming that day. @vital nexus died.

@wet crypt accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @wet crypt died.

@obtuse phoenix greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @obtuse phoenix died.

@raw moss saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@carmine cairn watched @chrome dagger go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @chrome dagger was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@harsh cliff heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @harsh cliff died.

@granite pier stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @granite pier died.

A mysterious stranger gave @gusty ermine a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @red kindle with it. However, @gusty ermine clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @gusty ermine died.

@wheat crow tried to attack @chrome dagger by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @wheat crow died.

@carmine cairn performed surgery on a grape.

@velvet dune visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @velvet dune thought her hands were more interesting.

@urban sequoia tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@inland spoke called @raw moss a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @inland spoke died.

@chrome dagger summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@carmine cairn summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @urban sequoia's life points directly. @urban sequoia died.

The sun burnt @red kindle into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

@errant vine appeared to be taking a group picture of @carmine cairn, @velvet dune, and @raw moss. @errant vine's selfie turned out great!

@red kindle was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @errant vine's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @errant vine died.

The Demolitionist told @red kindle that it was a good day to die. @red kindle thought so too. @red kindle died.

@raw moss used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@velvet dune hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @velvet dune died.

@carmine cairn tried to destroy @raw moss by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@chrome dagger fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@raw moss underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@chrome dagger was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @chrome dagger died.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@carmine cairn pranked @raw moss by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@carmine cairn found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@carmine cairn put two forward slashes in front of @raw moss and commented them out of existence. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @chrome dagger
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty ermine]

bb!register

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[wet crypt]

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[harsh cliff]

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[glacial totem]

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[inland spoke]

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[raw moss]

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[red kindle]

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[worn mason]

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[vital nexus]

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[wind flicker]

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[urban sequoia]

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[abstract thunder]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

bb!register

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vagrant storm]

bb!register

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@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brazen plaza]

bb!register

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@brazen plaza, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vital nexus, @worn mason, @wet crypt, @vagrant storm, @red kindle, @brazen plaza, @errant vine, @harsh cliff, @abstract thunder, @gusty ermine, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @glacial totem died.

In a bizarre turn of events, @wind flicker was flattened by a road roller. @wind flicker died.

@urban sequoia built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@vital nexus saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @vital nexus died.

@worn mason likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @worn mason probably liked trains a bit too much. @worn mason died.

@brazen plaza and @wet crypt played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @brazen plaza was the chicken. @wet crypt died.

@harsh cliff was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @harsh cliff died.

@abstract thunder killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@abstract thunder tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @vagrant storm in disguise. @abstract thunder died.

While in the Underground Jungle, @gusty ermine used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @gusty ermine died.

@carmine cairn was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @raw moss caught them in time.

@urban sequoia started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

@vagrant storm made fun of @red kindle for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @red kindle shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @vagrant storm died.

@errant vine played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.