Thanks to @static trout's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @errant vine's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @static trout died.
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@inland spoke took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @inland spoke died.
@modest wedge accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.
@worn mason spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @worn mason died.
@red kindle ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @red kindle died.
Using some fast flying maneuvers, @obtuse phoenix managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.
@obtuse phoenix thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @obtuse phoenix in disguise. Huh? @obtuse phoenix died.
@raw moss started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.
@modest wedge wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @modest wedge's head. @modest wedge died.
@errant vine managed to kill @daring cove by doing absolutely nothing. @daring cove died.
@raw moss ripped @daring thicket's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @daring thicket. @daring thicket died.
@carmine cairn tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!
@errant vine calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.
@raw moss farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.
@errant vine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @errant vine died.
@carmine cairn used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!
@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.
@raw moss felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.
@carmine cairn developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?
@carmine cairn shot @raw moss to death with a finger gun. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @daring thicket
150 points go to 5th place: @daring cove
150 points go to 6th place: @modest wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @obtuse phoenix
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke
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@quasi dagger started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.
@static trout took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.
@wind flicker was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @wind flicker died.
@carmine cairn wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.
@glacial totem got burninated by Tim. @glacial totem died.
@violet forum fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @violet forum died.
@sharp citrus made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @red kindle walked all over it. #(##^)#
@static trout didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @static trout died.
@vital nexus's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @vital nexus died.
@daring cove tried to deal a finishing blow to @red kindle, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.
Through the mighty winds of the desert, @worn mason saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @raw moss stabbed them in the back. @worn mason died.
@long vine contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.
@daring cove's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @daring cove died.
@brave shore just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.
@quasi dagger was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!
@sharp citrus and @red kindle swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.
@inland spoke failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.
@brave shore wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.
@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!
@sharp citrus wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @sharp citrus died.
@quasi dagger tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @long vine's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @quasi dagger died.
@carmine cairn spoke softly to @inland spoke while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @inland spoke died.
The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @red kindle. @red kindle died.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @long vine is now goo. @long vine died.
The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @raw moss's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.
@carmine cairn and @brave shore engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @brave shore blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @brave shore died.
@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @raw moss with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @quasi dagger
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @daring cove
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason
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@worn mason felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @worn mason died.
@inland spoke tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.
@flat forge declared that 64 was their favorite number. @sharp citrus wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @flat forge by stabbing them 64 times. @flat forge died.
@sharp citrus got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @sharp citrus died.
@raw moss and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @quasi dagger was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.
@echo badger tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @echo badger died.
@brave shore used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @brave shore died.
@inland spoke wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.
@quasi dagger became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.
@carmine cairn claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @red kindle was morbidly interested.
@raw moss overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.
@raw moss, @quasi dagger, and @inland spoke made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.
@quasi dagger moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @quasi dagger died.
@red kindle tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @red kindle died.
@inland spoke took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @inland spoke died.
@raw moss found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.
@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @carmine cairn found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @quasi dagger
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @echo badger
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason
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@quasi dagger started riding a Unicorn. @brave shore chased @quasi dagger while knocking two coconut halves together.
@wet meteor drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @red kindle mopped @wet meteor up with a tissue. @wet meteor died.
@worn mason went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @worn mason died.
@echo badger activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.
A monkey dramatically raised @quasi dagger up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @quasi dagger off said cliff. @quasi dagger died.
@tranquil wyvern started blocking @raw moss's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.
@livid shuttle couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.
@inland spoke found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.
@harsh cliff was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @harsh cliff died.
@brave shore tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.
@red kindle tried to high-five @raw moss, but @raw moss went for a fist bump. Awkward.
@echo badger found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!
@tranquil wyvern promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.
@red kindle overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."
Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @livid shuttle spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.
@echo badger briefly considered proposing marriage to @inland spoke, but married a bee instead.
@livid shuttle got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @raw moss got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @livid shuttle died.
@inland spoke was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @echo badger with its horns. @echo badger died.
@red kindle was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @red kindle died.
@raw moss found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.
@inland spoke fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tranquil wyvern, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.
@brave shore received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.
@raw moss started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.
@inland spoke stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @inland spoke died.
@tranquil wyvern was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @tranquil wyvern died.
@raw moss tried to strike @brave shore down, but @brave shore instead became more powerful than @raw moss could possibly imagine.
@raw moss joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @brave shore!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @echo badger
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 9th place: @quasi dagger
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason
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@polar lotus visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @polar lotus thought her hands were more interesting.
@worn mason was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.
@carmine cairn hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.
@polar lotus found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @polar lotus died.
@long vine gazed at clouds with @red kindle. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.
@worn mason heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @worn mason died.
@inland spoke replaced @sharp citrus's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @sharp citrus died.
@raw moss walked up to @echo badger and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @raw moss, that kills people! @echo badger died.
@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.
@inland spoke and @gaunt prairie played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.
@long vine threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.
@red kindle tried to kill @carmine cairn, but failed to ask for consent.
@long vine tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.
@raw moss captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.
@gaunt prairie loves @inland spoke to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @gaunt prairie died.
@quasi dagger tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.
The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @inland spoke was caught in the crossfire. @inland spoke died.
@red kindle tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.
@long vine ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.
@quasi dagger drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.
@quasi dagger went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @quasi dagger died.
@raw moss talked with @carmine cairn about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.
@long vine accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.
@red kindle got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @red kindle died.
@long vine climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @long vine died.
@carmine cairn trapped @raw moss in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.
@raw moss thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @quasi dagger
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @gaunt prairie
100 points go to 8th place: @echo badger
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason
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@red kindle was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @formal badge's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @formal badge died.
@glacial totem took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.
@long vine shot a sand block at @sharp citrus with a Sandgun, but @sharp citrus managed to mine it while it was still in the air.
@carmine cairn combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.
@quasi dagger won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.
@sharp citrus gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @sharp citrus died.
@inland spoke stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.
@inland spoke wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.
@glacial totem started barking like a dog while chasing @long vine.
@brave shore found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @brave shore headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.
@red kindle teleported behind @inland spoke using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @inland spoke died.
@carmine cairn thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.
@quasi dagger watched @raw moss go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @raw moss was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.
@red kindle got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @red kindle died.
@quasi dagger threw a Stink Potion at @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn threw a Toxic Flask right back. @quasi dagger died.
@brave shore was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.
@glacial totem and @brave shore were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @glacial totem played solitaire. @brave shore stood behind them and watched.
@glacial totem tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @glacial totem died.
@long vine was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @long vine died.
@brave shore tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @brave shore died.
@carmine cairn asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.
@carmine cairn stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @quasi dagger
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp citrus
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@static trout accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @carmine cairn was watching. @static trout died.
@granite pier tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.
@red kindle told @split palm to step off their carpet, which they did. @red kindle proceeded to murder @split palm, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @split palm died.
@brave shore tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.
@true wren was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @true wren died.
@urban sequoia crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?
@quasi dagger put two forward slashes in front of @granite pier and commented them out of existence. @granite pier died.
@livid shuttle wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @livid shuttle died.
@brave shore learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.
@urban sequoia went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @urban sequoia died.
@raw moss recruited @fiery belfry as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.
@red kindle thought that @quasi dagger was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.
@inland spoke tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.
@carmine cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.
@tight niche vaporized @inland spoke with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @inland spoke died.
@raw moss tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.
@quasi dagger tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.
@fiery belfry started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.
@red kindle opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @red kindle's neck. @red kindle died.
@carmine cairn swung a Blood Butcherer at @raw moss and missed. However, @raw moss acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @carmine cairn to receive a yellow card.
@brave shore killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.
@quasi dagger claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.
@fiery belfry managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd
@quasi dagger neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @quasi dagger died.
@fiery belfry went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @fiery belfry died.
@carmine cairn opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.
While out exploring a cave with a torch, @tight niche farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @tight niche died.
@brave shore tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @brave shore died.
@carmine cairn was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.
@raw moss practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".
@carmine cairn set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.
@carmine cairn hadn't seen @raw moss in a long time, and missed them. @raw moss aimed a Sniper Rifle at @carmine cairn from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
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500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @quasi dagger
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle
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@wind flicker and @inland spoke built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.
@hardy patio started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.
@red kindle was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.
@harsh cliff found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.
@urban sequoia damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.
@split palm found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.
@cosmic charm paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.
@quasi dagger took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".
@novel summit tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.
@fiery belfry wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.
@wind flicker received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @wind flicker died.
@raw moss became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @raw moss died.
@fiery belfry summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @fiery belfry died.
@tight niche joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tight niche was only interested in penguins, so they just left.
@quasi dagger was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @quasi dagger died.
@novel summit didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?
@stray fossil encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @stray fossil died.
@cosmic charm caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @cosmic charm died.
@tight niche consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.
@true wren used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.
Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @brave shore wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.
While @true wren looked inside a Corruption chasm, @urban sequoia pranked them by pushing them inside. @true wren died.
@harsh cliff watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.
@hardy patio tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.
No one told @harsh cliff that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @harsh cliff died.
@tight niche sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.
@hardy patio constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @red kindle by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @hardy patio's positioning was a bit off. @hardy patio died.
@novel summit dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @novel summit died.
@inland spoke found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.
@split palm and @brave shore got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.
@inland spoke gave @split palm Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @split palm died.
@red kindle received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @red kindle died.
@urban sequoia was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.
@inland spoke challenged @tight niche to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tight niche's turn to win. @inland spoke died.
@urban sequoia loves @brave shore to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @urban sequoia died.
@tight niche found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @brave shore died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @split palm
100 points go to 7th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren
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@inland spoke invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?
@cosmic charm stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.
@livid shuttle started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.
@inland spoke shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @inland spoke's face. @inland spoke died.
@long vine used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @long vine died.
@quasi dagger found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.
@urban sequoia drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @obtuse phoenix appeared instead.
@tranquil wyvern built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @cosmic charm was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @cosmic charm died.
@sullen cove stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @sullen cove's ego received a small boost.
@red kindle tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @red kindle died.
@granite pier sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.
@tight niche felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.
@granite pier asked @novel summit to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @granite pier died.
@sullen cove pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @sullen cove died.
@livid shuttle used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.
@hardy patio was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!
@novel summit accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @novel summit died.
@glacial totem performed an interpretive dance for @quasi dagger and @obtuse phoenix as a way to gain their trust and friendship.
@tranquil wyvern tricked @urban sequoia into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @urban sequoia died.
@livid shuttle accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.
@tight niche forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.
@split palm found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @split palm pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.
@hardy patio used some tree stumps as target practice.
@quasi dagger started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.
After years of research, @obtuse phoenix found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @obtuse phoenix died.
@tranquil wyvern recruited @glacial totem as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.
@split palm insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @quasi dagger insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @quasi dagger, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @quasi dagger died.
@livid shuttle used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @livid shuttle then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.
@tight niche took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.
@glacial totem finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.
@tranquil wyvern accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @tranquil wyvern was forgiven.
@livid shuttle made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.
@split palm and @tranquil wyvern played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.
@tight niche found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.
@hardy patio accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @glacial totem was watching. @hardy patio died.
@livid shuttle found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.
@tight niche went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.
@split palm took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @split palm died.
@tranquil wyvern tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.
@glacial totem tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.
@tranquil wyvern literally impeached @livid shuttle by squashing them under a giant peach. @livid shuttle died.
@tight niche discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".
@tight niche marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.
@tranquil wyvern drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.
@glacial totem started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.
@tranquil wyvern started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.
@tranquil wyvern was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @tranquil wyvern died.
@tight niche ran out of bullets while fighting @glacial totem, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @glacial totem died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @split palm
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @quasi dagger
100 points go to 8th place: @obtuse phoenix
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @novel summit
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@glacial totem did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @long vine, who happened to be passing by.
Oh? Instead of running away, @gray sky is approaching @formal badge!
@tight niche drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.
@timid jetty built a floating city and named it "England".
@granite pier went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.
@floral basalt tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.
@amber ermine obscured @wet merlin's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @wet merlin escaped by using a GPS for guidance.
@glacial totem picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @glacial totem died.
@harsh cliff created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @quasi dagger is now goo. @quasi dagger died.
@split palm practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern and @obtuse phoenix got their chainsaws ready.
@granite pier heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.
@long vine's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @long vine died.
@amber ermine used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @amber ermine died.
@gray sky was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tight niche stopped them in time.
@wet merlin summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?
@obtuse phoenix fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @obtuse phoenix died.
@timid jetty was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @timid jetty dried.
@harsh cliff was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @harsh cliff died.
@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @timid jetty with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.
@wet merlin promised to @split palm that they would never give them up, nor let them down.
@granite pier touched @floral basalt's gun without permission. @granite pier died.
@tight niche used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @gray sky alive. @gray sky died.
@formal badge's booty was plundered by pirates. @formal badge died.
@tranquil wyvern accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.
@wet merlin took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.
@floral basalt tried to shoot an apple off of @timid jetty's head. @floral basalt's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @timid jetty died.
@wet merlin clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @wet merlin died.
@tranquil wyvern recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @tranquil wyvern concluded that it was lost for a reason.
@floral basalt couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.
@tight niche heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @tight niche stopped because their voice became horse.
After exploring in darkness for some time, @split palm found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @split palm was trapped for all eternity. @split palm died.
@tranquil wyvern shot @floral basalt in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @floral basalt died.
@tight niche tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tight niche decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @tranquil wyvern into fertilizer. @tranquil wyvern died.
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The Winner is @tight niche!
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1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @floral basalt
150 points go to 4th place: @split palm
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @timid jetty
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 10th place: @harsh cliff
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@wanton plume was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.
@formal badge snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.
@brave shore watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.
@ember fern thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @ember fern died.
@deep stump gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @deep stump died.
@harsh cliff went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @harsh cliff died.
@granite pier vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @granite pier died.
@formal badge was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @formal badge died.
@obtuse phoenix was cornered by @wet merlin, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.
@wet merlin was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @wet merlin died.
@wanton plume and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tight niche was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.
@wheat crow watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.
@split palm built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @split palm died.
@wheat crow forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @wheat crow died.
The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @wanton plume's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @wanton plume died.
@obtuse phoenix learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.
@tranquil wyvern found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.
@obtuse phoenix made up their own language and used it to threaten @brave shore, who simply scratched their head.
@still light and @tight niche were about to face off, but @still light had to run off to the restroom first.
@obtuse phoenix tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @obtuse phoenix died.
@still light vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @still light died.
@tight niche accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.
@brave shore tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @brave shore died.
@tight niche broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.
@tranquil wyvern wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.
@tranquil wyvern invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.
@tight niche tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".
@tranquil wyvern stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.
@tranquil wyvern activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @tranquil wyvern died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @still light
150 points go to 5th place: @obtuse phoenix
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton plume
100 points go to 7th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 8th place: @split palm
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge
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@split palm talked with @tight niche about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.
@wheat crow swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @wheat crow died.
@obtuse phoenix began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.
@amber ermine started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.
@wanton plume thought that @dapper berry was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.
@wet merlin tried to attack @round wigeon with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.
@wet merlin couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.
@wanton plume managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.
@amber ermine tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.
@round wigeon visited @tranquil wyvern, but no one was home. @round wigeon felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.
@split palm crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @tight niche laughed at them, not knowing that @split palm was just a completionist.
@dapper berry made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @dapper berry died.
@amber ermine and @split palm found themselves falling from a considerable height. @amber ermine landed in a pool of water. @split palm did not. @split palm died.
@wanton plume's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @wanton plume responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."
@obtuse phoenix claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.
@amber ermine went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @amber ermine died.
@tight niche and @wet merlin had a very merry unbirthday party together. @round wigeon found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.
@tight niche needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.
@round wigeon saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @round wigeon died.
@obtuse phoenix was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @obtuse phoenix died.
@tranquil wyvern decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.
@wanton plume spoke softly to @wet merlin while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @wet merlin died.
@wanton plume stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @wanton plume died.
@tranquil wyvern was dunked on by @tight niche. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.
@tranquil wyvern breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @tranquil wyvern died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @wanton plume
150 points go to 4th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 5th place: @obtuse phoenix
150 points go to 6th place: @round wigeon
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @split palm
100 points go to 9th place: @dapper berry
100 points go to 10th place: @wheat crow
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@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @wanton plume, @fiery belfry, @quasi dagger, @daring thicket, @thorn moon, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @obtuse phoenix, @sullen cove, and @wet merlin
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@glacial totem turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @glacial totem died.
@tight niche told @wind flicker a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @wind flicker died.
@fiery belfry found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.
@thorn moon traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @thorn moon died.
@mighty coyote was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @mighty coyote died.
@wheat crow launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.
@sullen cove was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @sullen cove lived.
@obtuse phoenix tried to explain to @daring thicket that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @daring thicket countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @obtuse phoenix died.
@sullen cove started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @sullen cove died.
@wheat crow landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @wheat crow accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @wheat crow died.
@quasi dagger's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tranquil wyvern and @fiery belfry's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @quasi dagger died.
@wet merlin started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @wet merlin - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @wet merlin then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.
@daring thicket took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @daring thicket died.
@wet merlin escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.
@fiery belfry was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.
@tight niche was building a nice house. @wanton plume asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @tight niche just looked confused.
@tranquil wyvern found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.
@fiery belfry wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?
@fiery belfry burst with happiness, quite literally. @fiery belfry died.
@wet merlin opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.
@tranquil wyvern developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?
@tight niche trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".
@wanton plume spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @wanton plume died.
@wet merlin triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @wet merlin died.
@tranquil wyvern tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @tranquil wyvern died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton plume
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @daring thicket
100 points go to 7th place: @quasi dagger
100 points go to 8th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 9th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 10th place: @obtuse phoenix
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@raw moss went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @raw moss died.
@tranquil wyvern planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.
@quasi dagger drank a Molotov Cocktail. @quasi dagger died.
@long vine successfully snuck into @wet merlin's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @long vine died.
@vagrant storm threw @mighty coyote into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @vagrant storm a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @mighty coyote died.
@rotund tapir popped @errant vine by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @errant vine died.
@sullen cove was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @carmine cairn. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @sullen cove died.
@rotund tapir was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.
@wheat crow gave a hug to @wet merlin and almost choked them to death!
@tranquil wyvern tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tranquil wyvern quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.
@wet merlin's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @wet merlin died.
@vagrant storm drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tight niche mopped @vagrant storm up with a tissue. @vagrant storm died.
@rotund tapir failed to properly hydrate. @rotund tapir died.
@wheat crow used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @wheat crow died.
@tight niche cut a specific wire in @tranquil wyvern's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @tranquil wyvern died.
@wanton plume wished for the ability to fly. @carmine cairn granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @wanton plume died.
@tight niche was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @wanton plume
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 6th place: @rotund tapir
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine
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wet merlin
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thorn moon
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wet meteor
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formal badge
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daring thicket
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sullen cove
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tranquil wyvern
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urban sequoia
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inland spoke
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red kindle
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carmine cairn
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errant vine
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dapper berry
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tight niche
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 15 players remaining.
@wet meteor, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @quasi dagger, @dapper berry, @daring thicket, @thorn moon, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @sullen cove, @formal badge, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@dapper berry wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @wet meteor into an apple. @wet meteor died.
@formal badge tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.
@quasi dagger performed open heart surgery on @inland spoke, even though @inland spoke never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @inland spoke died.
@tranquil wyvern went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.
@red kindle solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.
@tight niche built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.
@sullen cove yelled, "Duck!" @dapper berry excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @dapper berry died.
@carmine cairn found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.
@wet merlin found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.
@urban sequoia thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.
@daring thicket read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @daring thicket died.
@carmine cairn declared war against @quasi dagger because they didn't like something @quasi dagger said in their AMA.
@sullen cove searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...
@thorn moon started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.
@thorn moon and @wet merlin were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @thorn moon, but left @wet merlin alone because they smelled funny. @thorn moon died.
@errant vine took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.
@red kindle went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @red kindle died.
@urban sequoia started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.
@formal badge was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.
@sullen cove tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @sullen cove died.
While streaming a fitness game, @carmine cairn accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.
@formal badge accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @formal badge died.
@wet merlin tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.
@tranquil wyvern flexed so hard on @urban sequoia that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @urban sequoia died.
Low on health, @wet merlin hid from @tranquil wyvern by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @wet merlin died.
@tight niche became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.
@carmine cairn was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.
@errant vine dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tranquil wyvern diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.
@tight niche picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.
@quasi dagger thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.
@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.
@tranquil wyvern wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @tranquil wyvern died.
@errant vine summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @errant vine died.
@carmine cairn was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".
@quasi dagger smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @quasi dagger died.
@tight niche reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @quasi dagger
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle
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halcyon pebble
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split palm
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wanton plume
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stray fossil
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dapper berry
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red kindle
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urban sequoia
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tranquil wyvern
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inland spoke
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exotic dirge
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carmine cairn
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wet merlin
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tight niche
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wet meteor
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Registration is now closed!
Let the battle begin!
The fighting has begun to die down...
The fighting has stopped!
There are 14 players remaining.
@wet meteor, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @halcyon pebble, @wanton plume, @dapper berry, @split palm, @exotic dirge, @tranquil wyvern, @stray fossil, @red kindle, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!
@inland spoke was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @inland spoke died.
@dapper berry distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.
@split palm didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @dapper berry's. @dapper berry died.
@split palm took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @split palm died.
@halcyon pebble tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.
@stray fossil replaced @exotic dirge's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @exotic dirge died.
@wanton plume and @tight niche had a practice fight with novelty weapons.
@red kindle developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".
@tranquil wyvern released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tranquil wyvern, but it was very satisfying.
@tranquil wyvern and @wanton plume were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @tranquil wyvern played solitaire. @wanton plume stood behind them and watched.
@wet merlin poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.
@stray fossil made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @stray fossil died.
@halcyon pebble tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.
@urban sequoia baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.
@red kindle and @tight niche had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.
@wet meteor paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Musket.
@halcyon pebble painted the Snow biome yellow.
@wanton plume ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.
@red kindle challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @red kindle died.
@tranquil wyvern decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"
@urban sequoia took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @urban sequoia died.