#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 119

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 10:37 PM

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@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@raw moss's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wheat crow Feb 3, 2026, 10:40 PM

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glacial totem Feb 3, 2026, 11:03 PM

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split ice Feb 3, 2026, 11:08 PM

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raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 11:16 PM

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modern plover Feb 3, 2026, 11:17 PM

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lime mango Feb 3, 2026, 11:19 PM

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dusky elbow Feb 3, 2026, 11:20 PM

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turbid skiff Feb 3, 2026, 11:22 PM

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subtle gorge Feb 3, 2026, 11:24 PM

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full pivot Feb 3, 2026, 11:27 PM

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cunning oar Feb 3, 2026, 11:27 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 11:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 11:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @full pivot, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @subtle gorge, @lime mango, @dusky elbow, @modern plover, @cunning oar, @turbid skiff, and @split ice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@full pivot made some scary noises in the dark. @modern plover sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @full pivot died.

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@wheat crow hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @wheat crow died.

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@cunning oar was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@split ice summoned the Old One's Army while @subtle gorge was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @subtle gorge died.

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The Nurse told @lime mango they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @lime mango died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @turbid skiff wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@glacial totem wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@glacial totem made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @dusky elbow. @dusky elbow died.

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@modern plover shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @modern plover's face. @modern plover died.

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@turbid skiff tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@raw moss started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@split ice walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @split ice died.

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@turbid skiff's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @turbid skiff died.

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@cunning oar accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @cunning oar died.

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@glacial totem read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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Poor @raw moss. @raw moss keeps getting pinged over and over again. @raw moss is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @raw moss. @raw moss. @raw moss.

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@carmine cairn was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @carmine cairn's special someone!

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@carmine cairn followed @raw moss into the jungle. @carmine cairn started looking left, right and center for @raw moss, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@raw moss verbally roasted @carmine cairn so hard that they burst into flames. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @cunning oar
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @split ice
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 9th place: @lime mango
100 points go to 10th place: @subtle gorge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 11:38 PM

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full pivot Feb 3, 2026, 11:38 PM

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cunning oar Feb 3, 2026, 11:38 PM

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split ice Feb 3, 2026, 11:40 PM

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long vine Feb 3, 2026, 11:43 PM

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flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 11:54 PM

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last quest Feb 4, 2026, 12:02 AM

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modern plover Feb 4, 2026, 12:15 AM

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dusky elbow Feb 4, 2026, 12:15 AM

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proud lava Feb 4, 2026, 12:22 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 4, 2026, 12:25 AM

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heady arrow Feb 4, 2026, 12:25 AM

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peak yoke Feb 4, 2026, 12:26 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @last quest, @dusky elbow, @long vine, @peak yoke, @modern plover, @proud lava, @flat forge, @cunning oar, @heady arrow, and @split ice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @carmine cairn died.

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@dusky elbow got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @dusky elbow died.

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@proud lava tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@long vine made fun of @split ice for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @split ice shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @long vine died.

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@raw moss threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @raw moss unlocked the power of flight!

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@flat forge found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@peak yoke tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @peak yoke died.

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@last quest and @split ice had a very merry unbirthday party together. @flat forge found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@cunning oar summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @full pivot felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@modern plover got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @modern plover died.

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@proud lava hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @proud lava died.

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@heady arrow went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @flat forge's eye sockets. @flat forge died.

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@raw moss declared war against @split ice because they didn't like something @split ice said in their AMA.

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@cunning oar defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @cunning oar died.

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@last quest promised to @full pivot that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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While exploring a swamp, @heady arrow caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@heady arrow accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @heady arrow died.

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@raw moss found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@last quest cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@full pivot drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@last quest got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @raw moss got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @last quest died.

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@full pivot was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @full pivot died.

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@raw moss made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @raw moss rich and famous.

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@split ice was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @raw moss caught them in time.

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@split ice used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@raw moss had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@split ice spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@raw moss fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@split ice iwwegawy owoed to @raw moss and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @split ice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @split ice
250 points go to 3rd place: @full pivot
150 points go to 4th place: @last quest
150 points go to 5th place: @heady arrow
150 points go to 6th place: @cunning oar
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 4, 2026, 12:39 AM

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full pivot Feb 4, 2026, 12:39 AM

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split ice Feb 4, 2026, 12:40 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 4, 2026, 12:40 AM

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last quest Feb 4, 2026, 12:40 AM

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flat forge Feb 4, 2026, 12:52 AM

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long vine Feb 4, 2026, 1:00 AM

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wheat crow Feb 4, 2026, 1:01 AM

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spring bluff Feb 4, 2026, 1:21 AM

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steel sentinel Feb 4, 2026, 1:21 AM

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glacial totem Feb 4, 2026, 1:23 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 4, 2026, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 1:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Feb 4, 2026, 1:28 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @full pivot, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @fiery belfry, @last quest, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @spring bluff, and @split ice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@flat forge killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@fiery belfry popped @glacial totem by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @glacial totem died.

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@wheat crow equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@last quest began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@split ice tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@full pivot thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @full pivot's potions with Red Potions. @full pivot died.

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@flat forge drank sand for 10 hours. @flat forge died.

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@spring bluff spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @spring bluff died.

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@carmine cairn ripped @split ice's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @split ice. @split ice died.

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@fiery belfry hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@raw moss sharpened @wheat crow's face at a Sharpening Station. @wheat crow became the sharpest tool in the shed. @wheat crow died.

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@last quest wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @last quest died.

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@fiery belfry drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @long vine knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@steel sentinel was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn told @long vine a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn found a room full of Bunny Banners in @raw moss's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @last quest
100 points go to 7th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 8th place: @split ice
100 points go to 9th place: @spring bluff
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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full pivot Feb 4, 2026, 1:39 AM

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steel sentinel Feb 4, 2026, 1:42 AM

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long vine Feb 4, 2026, 1:44 AM

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flat forge Feb 4, 2026, 1:47 AM

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wheat crow Feb 4, 2026, 1:51 AM

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last quest Feb 4, 2026, 2:02 AM

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rigid gull Feb 4, 2026, 2:03 AM

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raw moss Feb 4, 2026, 2:22 AM

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ripe hollow Feb 4, 2026, 2:22 AM

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dim gale Feb 4, 2026, 2:23 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 4, 2026, 2:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @ripe hollow, @last quest, @long vine, @rigid gull, @steel sentinel, and @flat forge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@flat forge started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @last quest some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @last quest died.

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@full pivot had @long vine lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @long vine, this wasn't a magic show. @long vine died.

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@rigid gull couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@carmine cairn couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@rigid gull's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @ripe hollow and @wheat crow's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @rigid gull died.

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@flat forge successfully snuck into @raw moss's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @flat forge died.

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@steel sentinel performed open heart surgery on @full pivot, even though @full pivot never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @full pivot died.

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@wheat crow drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @wheat crow died.

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@ripe hollow lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@dim gale spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @ripe hollow. @dim gale died.

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@carmine cairn watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@ripe hollow blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @ripe hollow died.

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@raw moss blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @raw moss's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@carmine cairn asked for @steel sentinel's autograph. At first, @steel sentinel was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@raw moss used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@carmine cairn was building a nice house. @raw moss asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @carmine cairn just looked confused.

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@raw moss was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @ripe hollow
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 7th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @rigid gull
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@full pivot, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @ripe hollow, @last quest, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @split ice
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@glacial totem looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @glacial totem died.

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@wheat crow became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @wheat crow died.

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@steel sentinel came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@carmine cairn threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@ripe hollow chewed some gum. It made @ripe hollow feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @ripe hollow died.

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@split ice opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@raw moss got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@livid shuttle commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@full pivot killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@near mortar preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@tranquil wyvern joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@carmine cairn tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @raw moss, but it refused to listen because @carmine cairn didn't have enough badges.

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@last quest invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@flat forge pulled out their Blue Phaseblade and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @flat forge pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@flat forge sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @near mortar died.

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@split ice did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @split ice died.

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@tranquil wyvern comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@full pivot's skeleton decided that @full pivot wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @full pivot died.

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@steel sentinel started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@last quest began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @last quest died.

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@tranquil wyvern angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @tranquil wyvern's floating house. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Onyx Blaster.

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@steel sentinel screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@carmine cairn started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @last quest
150 points go to 6th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 7th place: @split ice
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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There are 14 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @torn obsidian, @dusk onyx, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @spring bluff, and @split ice
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@flat forge forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@wheat crow tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @wheat crow died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to instigate drama against @torn obsidian, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @tranquil wyvern used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @torn obsidian died.

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@long vine found the Last Prism. Then @raw moss found another one, meaning that @long vine's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@long vine thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@tight niche marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@carmine cairn ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@dusk onyx started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@peak yoke always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel challenged @dusk onyx to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @dusk onyx's turn to win. @steel sentinel died.

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@split ice was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@spring bluff searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@flat forge was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @flat forge died.

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@spring bluff accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @spring bluff died.

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@tranquil wyvern stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @tranquil wyvern blinked first.

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@raw moss played Frisbee with @full pivot using a Light Disc, but @full pivot unfortunately didn't have five hands. @full pivot died.

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@tight niche threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @dusk onyx would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @dusk onyx died.

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@tranquil wyvern descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@split ice was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @raw moss's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @split ice died.

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@tight niche built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @tranquil wyvern was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @raw moss and @tight niche, who did not approve of gambling.

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@tight niche's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@carmine cairn was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@carmine cairn started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @split ice
150 points go to 6th place: @dusk onyx
100 points go to 7th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 8th place: @spring bluff
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

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@full pivot tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@slate cove equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @slate cove died.

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@carmine cairn threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@raw moss told @flat forge that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @flat forge vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@spark ravine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Gold Broadsword.

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@flat forge fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @flat forge died.

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@gray sky played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@brave shore considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@gray sky took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @brave shore died.

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@split ice spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @split ice died.

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@raw moss ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @raw moss, @full pivot broke their fall with their own body. @full pivot died.

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@spark ravine was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @spark ravine tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @spark ravine died.

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@tight niche squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@tight niche tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @full pivot
150 points go to 6th place: @split ice
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @slate cove

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amber ermine Feb 4, 2026, 6:20 AM

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modern plover Feb 4, 2026, 6:21 AM

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brave shore Feb 4, 2026, 6:24 AM

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tight niche Feb 4, 2026, 6:28 AM

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static trout Feb 4, 2026, 6:41 AM

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abstract dune Feb 4, 2026, 6:48 AM

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gray sky Feb 4, 2026, 7:01 AM

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potent talon Feb 4, 2026, 7:07 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @modern plover, @flat forge, @gray sky, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@fiery belfry read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@livid shuttle started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@modern plover teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@abstract dune slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @full pivot's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @full pivot died.

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@carmine cairn attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @carmine cairn died.

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@flat forge, @potent talon, and @tight niche formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@brave shore did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @static trout, who happened to be watching. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @amber ermine died.

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@modern plover went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @modern plover died.

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@livid shuttle started barking like a dog while chasing @potent talon.

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@raw moss pumped @gray sky full of lead. No one was hurt, but @gray sky's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@flat forge panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @flat forge died.

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@gray sky learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @gray sky died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @brave shore was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@potent talon was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle mistook @brave shore's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@abstract dune rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @abstract dune died.

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@tight niche modified @fiery belfry's Molten Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @fiery belfry was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@brave shore unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@tight niche and @raw moss were about to face off, but @tight niche had to run off to the restroom first.

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@raw moss tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@tight niche met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tight niche ended up completely fine.

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@tight niche started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract dune
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

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flint sage Feb 4, 2026, 8:43 AM

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long vine Feb 4, 2026, 8:48 AM

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brave shore Feb 4, 2026, 9:10 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@zenith root, @hollow wraith, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @abstract dune, @flat forge, @gray sky, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@zenith root accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @zenith root died.

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@flint sage aimed a spinning toy at @brave shore, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@abstract dune encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @abstract dune decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@potent talon wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @hollow wraith into an apple. @hollow wraith died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@flat forge and @raw moss started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @flat forge took out their actual shotgun. @raw moss died.

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@long vine felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@amber ermine found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@gray sky dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@flint sage got stuck in @livid shuttle's Rod of Discord farm. @flint sage died.

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@abstract dune challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @abstract dune died.

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@flat forge swung a Shadewood Sword at @potent talon and missed. However, @potent talon acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @flat forge to receive a yellow card.

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@flat forge was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @flat forge died.

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@gray sky and @potent talon were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @gray sky, but left @potent talon alone because they smelled funny. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@brave shore literally gaslighted @potent talon by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@brave shore didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@long vine used an Inferno Fork to eat. @tight niche thought they didn't notice, but @long vine just really likes spicy food.

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@brave shore searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@livid shuttle rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @livid shuttle with unnecessary advice.

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@livid shuttle failed to properly hydrate. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@tight niche built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@brave shore summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @brave shore died.

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@long vine was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @long vine into the freezing cold water. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 9th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 4, 2026, 9:39 AM

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flat forge Feb 4, 2026, 9:42 AM

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gray sky Feb 4, 2026, 9:48 AM

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idle valve Feb 4, 2026, 9:51 AM

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amber ermine Feb 4, 2026, 9:52 AM

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quasi dagger Feb 4, 2026, 10:01 AM

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edgy sluice Feb 4, 2026, 10:08 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 4, 2026, 10:11 AM

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zenith root Feb 4, 2026, 10:20 AM

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tight niche bb!register

bb!register

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tight niche Feb 4, 2026, 10:21 AM

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zenith root bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 10:21 AM

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flint sage Feb 4, 2026, 10:25 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @quasi dagger, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @flat forge, @edgy sluice, @idle valve, and @gray sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@idle valve tried to throw a Solar Eruption at @amber ermine before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@quasi dagger was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@zenith root iwwegawy owoed to @flat forge and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @zenith root died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @flint sage over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@tranquil wyvern offered to add a gold trim to @long vine's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@tight niche saw @quasi dagger standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @quasi dagger died.

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@gray sky went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @amber ermine, who was out swimming that day. @amber ermine died.

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@flat forge broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @flat forge died.

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@gray sky found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @edgy sluice died.

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@idle valve realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @idle valve died.

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@gray sky started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @gray sky died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @flint sage's eye sockets. @flint sage died.

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@tranquil wyvern started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @long vine still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flint sage
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @idle valve
100 points go to 7th place: @edgy sluice
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @quasi dagger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Feb 4, 2026, 10:40 AM

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bb!register

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abstract dune Feb 4, 2026, 11:03 AM

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brisk zephyr Feb 4, 2026, 11:23 AM

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tight niche Feb 4, 2026, 11:27 AM

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gray sky Feb 4, 2026, 11:38 AM

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bb!register

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wheat crow Feb 4, 2026, 11:49 AM

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flat forge Feb 4, 2026, 12:13 PM

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small pelican Feb 4, 2026, 12:25 PM

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chrome dagger Feb 4, 2026, 12:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @chrome dagger, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @flat forge, @small pelican, @gray sky, and @livid shuttle
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@wheat crow got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@tranquil wyvern found the Last Prism. Then @brisk zephyr found another one, meaning that @tranquil wyvern's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@small pelican was infected by a zombie virus. @small pelican died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@brisk zephyr playfully poked @amber ermine and laughed. @amber ermine playfully poked them back with a Titanium Trident. @brisk zephyr died.

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@abstract dune eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@flat forge made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @flat forge rich and famous.

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@livid shuttle was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@tight niche messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@gray sky tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@wheat crow tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @wheat crow died.

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@amber ermine had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @amber ermine's skull. @amber ermine died.

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@flat forge solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@chrome dagger knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@tight niche ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@small pelican relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@abstract dune fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @abstract dune died.

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@livid shuttle did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @flat forge, who happened to be watching. @flat forge died.

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@gray sky passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@tranquil wyvern got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@small pelican started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@tight niche desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@small pelican and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @small pelican's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@small pelican boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @small pelican died.

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@livid shuttle adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @gray sky wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @livid shuttle all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@tight niche had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, and @chrome dagger formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@gray sky started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@tight niche had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@tranquil wyvern insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @gray sky insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @gray sky, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @livid shuttle blinked first.

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@chrome dagger made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@livid shuttle thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @livid shuttle died.

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@chrome dagger found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@chrome dagger made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @chrome dagger died.

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@tranquil wyvern started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@tight niche couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @chrome dagger
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @small pelican
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @wheat crow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 4, 2026, 12:40 PM

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bb!register

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flat forge Feb 4, 2026, 12:41 PM

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abstract thunder Feb 4, 2026, 12:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 4, 2026, 1:01 PM

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near mortar Feb 4, 2026, 1:10 PM

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lime mango Feb 4, 2026, 1:12 PM

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peak yoke Feb 4, 2026, 1:16 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 4, 2026, 1:20 PM

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fiery belfry Feb 4, 2026, 1:21 PM

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gray sky Feb 4, 2026, 1:27 PM

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brave shore Feb 4, 2026, 1:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 1:29 PM

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tight niche Feb 4, 2026, 1:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 1:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @lime mango, @peak yoke, @flat forge, @abstract thunder, @gray sky, @brave shore, and @near mortar
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The fighting begins again!

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@lime mango was in the middle of taking a shower when @tranquil wyvern took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @lime mango died.

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@peak yoke had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @peak yoke died.

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@flat forge was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @flat forge died.

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@brave shore joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@near mortar tried to use forbidden magic to erase @fiery belfry from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @fiery belfry die, so nothing actually happened.

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@long vine walked into a bar. @abstract thunder laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@carmine cairn started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @gray sky some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@near mortar started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @brave shore died.

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@long vine spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@carmine cairn stole @tight niche's lemons. @tight niche got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@abstract thunder wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@abstract thunder contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@long vine sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @vital nexus, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @flat forge, @deft ocean, @abstract thunder, @formal badge, @fallow thunder, @spring bluff, and @distant vapor
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@amber ermine shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@flat forge dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@spring bluff appeared to be taking a group picture of @abstract dune, @distant vapor, and @carmine cairn. @spring bluff's selfie turned out great!

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@fallow thunder flossed their teeth with @vital nexus's shoelaces.

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@jolly swift was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @jolly swift died.

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@deft ocean felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tranquil wyvern modified @vital nexus's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @vital nexus was never seen again. @vital nexus died.

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@tight niche wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@formal badge shot @long vine with a Water Gun. @long vine shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@abstract dune wanted to start a band, and recruited @tranquil wyvern as their keyboard player. @tranquil wyvern showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@distant vapor tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@long vine accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@tight niche found some Diamond Ore. @abstract thunder quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@flat forge started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @flat forge - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @flat forge then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@amber ermine tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @amber ermine died.

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@deft ocean distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@deft ocean successfully snuck into @flat forge's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @deft ocean died.

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@abstract dune modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@abstract thunder accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @abstract thunder died.

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@spring bluff found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@distant vapor took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @carmine cairn is approaching @tight niche!

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@formal badge thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @formal badge's potions with Red Potions. @formal badge died.

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@fallow thunder was walked on by a Martian Walker. @fallow thunder died.

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@carmine cairn ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@distant vapor obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@spring bluff entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @spring bluff died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@tight niche became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @abstract dune's. @abstract dune died.

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@distant vapor thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @distant vapor died.

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@flat forge began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@carmine cairn broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@tranquil wyvern found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@flat forge found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@flat forge used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @flat forge died.

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@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tight niche crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @tight niche's entire body.

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@tranquil wyvern's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@tight niche performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@carmine cairn put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@tight niche tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @distant vapor
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 7th place: @spring bluff
100 points go to 8th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flat forge Feb 4, 2026, 3:40 PM

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abstract dune Feb 4, 2026, 3:46 PM

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amber ermine Feb 4, 2026, 3:51 PM

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hollow wraith Feb 4, 2026, 4:12 PM

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obtuse raven Feb 4, 2026, 4:17 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 4, 2026, 4:20 PM

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tight niche Feb 4, 2026, 4:28 PM

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torn vessel Feb 4, 2026, 4:29 PM

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red kindle Feb 4, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hollow wraith, @tight niche, @oak temple, @torn vessel, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @red kindle, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @obtuse raven
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@formal badge spiced up @carmine cairn's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @carmine cairn died.

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@hollow wraith got stuck in @livid shuttle's Rod of Discord farm. @hollow wraith died.

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@oak temple put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@oak temple died.

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@amber ermine walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @amber ermine died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @abstract dune was flattened by a road roller. @abstract dune died.

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Out of boredom, @flat forge used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@torn vessel's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Purple Phasesaber was nice and clean, but their Iron Bow's string broke, and their Nimbus Rod cracked into too many pieces to count.

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While examining a strange emblem, @red kindle accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @red kindle died.

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@flat forge cornered @tight niche at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tight niche started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@livid shuttle chased @flat forge with their True Excalibur. @flat forge tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @livid shuttle. @flat forge died.

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@obtuse raven asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@formal badge attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @tranquil wyvern watched the carnage from a safe distance. @formal badge died.

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@obtuse raven literally can't even. @obtuse raven died.

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@torn vessel tried to explain to @livid shuttle that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @livid shuttle countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @torn vessel died.

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@livid shuttle lulled @tranquil wyvern into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tight niche's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@tight niche was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@livid shuttle ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @torn vessel
150 points go to 5th place: @obtuse raven
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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subtle gorge Feb 4, 2026, 4:59 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 4, 2026, 5:25 PM

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tight niche Feb 4, 2026, 5:28 PM

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errant vine Feb 4, 2026, 5:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @subtle gorge, @hushed geyser, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @red kindle, @errant vine, @flat forge, @dull gazelle, and @near mortar
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@brisk zephyr got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @brisk zephyr died.

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@dull gazelle donned a Martian costume and chased @oak temple in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tranquil wyvern's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@red kindle started rallying for goblin rights.

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@blissful goblet became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @blissful goblet died.

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While playing at the beach, @near mortar buried @carmine cairn in the sand. It took @carmine cairn several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@red kindle tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @red kindle's brains. @red kindle died.

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@flat forge had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@full pivot tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@subtle gorge went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @subtle gorge's fault.

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@tranquil wyvern dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @flat forge, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @flat forge died.

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@raw moss made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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While exploring the Jungle, @dull gazelle needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @dull gazelle. @dull gazelle died.

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@subtle gorge preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@near mortar accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @near mortar died.

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@hushed geyser tried to assassinate @full pivot, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@full pivot carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @full pivot died.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@errant vine sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@hushed geyser drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @hushed geyser died.

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@tight niche thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@raw moss played Frisbee with @subtle gorge using a Light Disc, but @subtle gorge unfortunately didn't have five hands. @subtle gorge died.

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@tranquil wyvern suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche literally impeached @errant vine by squashing them under a giant peach. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @raw moss decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @carmine cairn into fertilizer. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @hushed geyser
100 points go to 8th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @dull gazelle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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vital nexus Feb 4, 2026, 5:39 PM

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subtle gorge Feb 4, 2026, 5:41 PM

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gray sky Feb 4, 2026, 5:42 PM

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full pivot Feb 4, 2026, 5:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 4, 2026, 5:47 PM

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brisk zephyr Feb 4, 2026, 5:48 PM

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distant vapor Feb 4, 2026, 6:00 PM

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noble rapids Feb 4, 2026, 6:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 6:01 PM

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raw moss Feb 4, 2026, 6:04 PM

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sullen cove Feb 4, 2026, 6:08 PM

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dull gazelle Feb 4, 2026, 6:15 PM

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peak yoke Feb 4, 2026, 6:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 6:17 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 4, 2026, 6:20 PM

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wet merlin Feb 4, 2026, 6:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 6:21 PM

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inland spoke Feb 4, 2026, 6:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 4, 2026, 6:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 6:28 PM

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red kindle Feb 4, 2026, 6:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 6:29 PM

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errant vine Feb 4, 2026, 6:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 6:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 19 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vital nexus, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @hushed geyser, @peak yoke, @red kindle, @errant vine, @gray sky, @sullen cove, @dull gazelle, @noble rapids, @distant vapor, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sullen cove used a Medusa Head on @brisk zephyr and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @brisk zephyr died.

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@hushed geyser had @inland spoke lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @inland spoke, this wasn't a magic show. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @red kindle, but it was very satisfying.

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@vital nexus sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @vital nexus died.

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@full pivot cut a specific wire in @hushed geyser's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @hushed geyser died.

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@raw moss escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@tranquil wyvern claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@tight niche took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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A pretty fairy led @peak yoke to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @peak yoke died.

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@gray sky placed chests all over the world except where @red kindle was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @red kindle died.

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@errant vine started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@gray sky was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @gray sky died.

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@sullen cove began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @sullen cove died.

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@subtle gorge tried to stab @dull gazelle, but @dull gazelle's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @dull gazelle died.

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@raw moss began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@tight niche found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @wet merlin knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@distant vapor tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@carmine cairn watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@noble rapids built a floating city and named it "England".

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@errant vine spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tight niche saw @errant vine trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @tight niche is calling the police!

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@raw moss tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@noble rapids learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @noble rapids died.

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@distant vapor tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @distant vapor keeled over from a heart attack. @distant vapor died.

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@full pivot asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @full pivot died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @tight niche was the bartender, @subtle gorge was the DJ, and @tranquil wyvern was the pinata. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@wet merlin opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@errant vine learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@carmine cairn built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@subtle gorge gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @subtle gorge died.

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@tight niche flexed so hard on @errant vine that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @errant vine died.

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@wet merlin had the high ground, but @carmine cairn just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @wet merlin toppling to their doom. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 9th place: @distant vapor
100 points go to 10th place: @noble rapids

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hollow wraith Feb 4, 2026, 6:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 6:40 PM

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dull gazelle Feb 4, 2026, 6:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 4, 2026, 6:41 PM

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