#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 117

gleaming grove · 2026-02-02T04:36:16.723Z

>>> complained that they had no life, so used a Life Drain to take 's life and give it to . died.

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 4:36 AM

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@steel sentinel complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @glacial totem's life and give it to @steel sentinel. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @carmine cairn to notice them. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @merry wagon
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @lime mango
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

lofty sleet Feb 2, 2026, 4:37 AM

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@lofty sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Feb 2, 2026, 4:38 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 2, 2026, 4:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Feb 2, 2026, 4:46 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Feb 2, 2026, 5:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 5:01 AM

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@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Feb 2, 2026, 5:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 5:07 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Feb 2, 2026, 5:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 5:17 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed fiber Feb 2, 2026, 5:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 5:27 AM

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@hexed fiber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Feb 2, 2026, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 5:28 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 2, 2026, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 2, 2026, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @long vine, @peak yoke, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @gray sky, @formal badge, and @hexed fiber
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @gray sky and @flat forge got their chainsaws ready.

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@lofty sleet had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@steel sentinel decisively vanquished @peak yoke through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @peak yoke died.

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@formal badge went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @formal badge's canvas.

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@hexed fiber found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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Hey @flat forge, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @flat forge died.

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@lofty sleet stole @tight niche's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @tight niche was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@hexed fiber patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @gray sky in disguise.

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@formal badge was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @formal badge dried.

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@carmine cairn saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@long vine wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@steel sentinel used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @steel sentinel is approaching @tight niche!

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@gray sky was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @gray sky barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @formal badge died.

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@hexed fiber went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @long vine summoned the Impending Doom. @hexed fiber died.

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@lofty sleet made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@steel sentinel handed @lofty sleet a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @lofty sleet died.

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@long vine wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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Thanks to @steel sentinel's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @carmine cairn's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

lofty sleet Feb 2, 2026, 5:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 5:37 AM

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@lofty sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 2, 2026, 5:38 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Feb 2, 2026, 5:38 AM

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daring thicket Feb 2, 2026, 5:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 5:56 AM

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@daring thicket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Feb 2, 2026, 6:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 6:01 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 2, 2026, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 6:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Feb 2, 2026, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 6:29 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

lofty sleet Feb 2, 2026, 6:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 6:32 AM

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@lofty sleet, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 2, 2026, 6:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 6:56 AM

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drowsy meteor Feb 2, 2026, 6:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 6:57 AM

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wind flicker Feb 2, 2026, 7:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 7:01 AM

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abstract dune Feb 2, 2026, 7:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 7:02 AM

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@abstract dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Feb 2, 2026, 7:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 7:04 AM

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@flat forge, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

scarlet grove Feb 2, 2026, 7:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 7:07 AM

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@scarlet grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 7:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @scarlet grove, @daring thicket, @long vine, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, and @drowsy meteor
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @glacial totem died.

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@wind flicker found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @wind flicker died.

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@scarlet grove won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@amber ermine's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@tight niche tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@lofty sleet fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @lofty sleet died.

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@scarlet grove placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @scarlet grove died.

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@daring thicket learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@steel sentinel was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@flat forge summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@daring thicket found a hill and started to roll down it. @daring thicket was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @daring thicket died.

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@long vine flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @long vine died.

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@tight niche just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@flat forge pranked @abstract dune by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@amber ermine somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@drowsy meteor was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @drowsy meteor suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @steel sentinel laughed at them, not knowing that @tight niche was just a completionist.

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@abstract dune and @amber ermine set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@flat forge wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@amber ermine couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@tight niche tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@steel sentinel invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@amber ermine was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @amber ermine died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@steel sentinel equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @flat forge chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @steel sentinel's shattered corpse. @steel sentinel died.

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Santa Claus asked @flat forge what they wanted for Christmas. @flat forge replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@abstract dune fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@drowsy meteor tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@tight niche hid from @abstract dune by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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A zombie snuck up on @drowsy meteor and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @drowsy meteor died.

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@abstract dune joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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A pretty fairy led @abstract dune to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @abstract dune died.

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@tight niche threw @flat forge in the washing machine and turned it on. @flat forge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @flat forge
250 points go to 3rd place: @abstract dune
150 points go to 4th place: @drowsy meteor
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @daring thicket
100 points go to 9th place: @scarlet grove
100 points go to 10th place: @lofty sleet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

obtuse raven Feb 2, 2026, 7:39 AM

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@obtuse raven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

scarlet grove Feb 2, 2026, 7:40 AM

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@scarlet grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Feb 2, 2026, 7:41 AM

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proud lava Feb 2, 2026, 7:42 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract dune Feb 2, 2026, 7:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 7:43 AM

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@abstract dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Feb 2, 2026, 7:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 7:51 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 2, 2026, 8:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:00 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 2, 2026, 8:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:04 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

daring thicket Feb 2, 2026, 8:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:08 AM

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@daring thicket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 2, 2026, 8:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:08 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 2, 2026, 8:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:11 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

covert elk Feb 2, 2026, 8:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:14 AM

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@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hollow wraith Feb 2, 2026, 8:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:20 AM

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tight niche Feb 2, 2026, 8:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Feb 2, 2026, 8:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:28 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @hollow wraith, @raw moss, @scarlet grove, @daring thicket, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @proud lava, @flat forge, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @obtuse raven, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hollow wraith suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @hollow wraith died.

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@scarlet grove started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @scarlet grove died.

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@livid shuttle wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@covert elk wanted to start a band, and recruited @obtuse raven as their keyboard player. @obtuse raven showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@long vine and @tight niche played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@amber ermine murdered @tranquil wyvern with a knife, but it was actually @daring thicket in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @amber ermine didn't care that much. @daring thicket died.

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@long vine tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @amber ermine died.

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@flat forge tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @abstract dune's head instead. @abstract dune died.

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@flat forge swapped @proud lava's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @proud lava then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @proud lava died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@gray sky caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @gray sky died.

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@covert elk tried to set up a campfire, but @obtuse raven drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@glacial totem fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tight niche, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@raw moss created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@tight niche spoke softly to @livid shuttle while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @livid shuttle died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @tranquil wyvern over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@obtuse raven was vehicularly manslaughtered by @glacial totem's minecart. @obtuse raven died.

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@covert elk went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @raw moss had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @covert elk died.

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@flat forge was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @tight niche, because @tranquil wyvern was wearing Frost armor.

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@glacial totem vaporized @flat forge with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @flat forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@tight niche tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@glacial totem had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @raw moss is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@raw moss used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @raw moss then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tight niche wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@tight niche started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @tight niche suddenly didn't feel so good. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 7th place: @obtuse raven
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

glacial totem Feb 2, 2026, 8:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:39 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 2, 2026, 8:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Feb 2, 2026, 8:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:49 AM

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@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 2, 2026, 8:49 AM

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merry wagon Feb 2, 2026, 9:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 9:07 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 2, 2026, 9:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 9:12 AM

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tight niche Feb 2, 2026, 9:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 9:27 AM

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zenith root Feb 2, 2026, 9:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 9:27 AM

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remote pumice Feb 2, 2026, 9:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 9:27 AM

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bright vortex Feb 2, 2026, 9:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 9:28 AM

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river prism Feb 2, 2026, 9:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 9:28 AM

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uneven grove Feb 2, 2026, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@glacial totem went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @glacial totem died.

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After an intense fight, @flat forge was beaten by @uneven grove in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @uneven grove told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@remote pumice painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@river prism tried to steal @bright vortex's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@long vine wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@zenith root theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@abstract thunder explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@merry wagon tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @merry wagon is now bald.

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@zenith root traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @zenith root died.

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@long vine recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@raw moss set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@flat forge got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @flat forge wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @flat forge was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@merry wagon painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@remote pumice and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @river prism was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@long vine went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @long vine died.

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@bright vortex appeared to be taking a group picture of @tight niche, @flat forge, and @river prism. @bright vortex's selfie turned out great!

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@merry wagon wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @merry wagon turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @merry wagon died.

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@uneven grove and @abstract thunder had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@remote pumice wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@abstract thunder was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@flat forge accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@abstract thunder wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @abstract thunder died.

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@uneven grove tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @uneven grove died.

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@bright vortex drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @bright vortex died.

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@river prism, @raw moss and @remote pumice played hot potato with a grenade. @remote pumice forgot to pass it on. @remote pumice died.

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@flat forge embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @flat forge tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @flat forge died.

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@tight niche reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @river prism in a Fish costume.

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@river prism constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@raw moss took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@river prism took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @river prism died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@raw moss held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@tight niche sniped @raw moss with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @tight niche, it was opposite day. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @river prism
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @bright vortex
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @merry wagon
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@zenith root used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @zenith root died.

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@tranquil wyvern did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tight niche, who happened to be passing by.

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@proud lava crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @proud lava's entire body.

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@livid shuttle went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@covert elk befriended @pastel otter by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@flat forge tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@raw moss built a floating city and named it "England".

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@noble axle used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@raw moss forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @raw moss died.

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@proud lava was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@noble axle saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @noble axle died.

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@pastel otter was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@tranquil wyvern broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@pastel otter caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @pastel otter died.

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@covert elk heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@livid shuttle decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@tranquil wyvern escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@proud lava tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle got impaled by Mourning Wood. @livid shuttle died.

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@covert elk declared that 64 was their favorite number. @flat forge wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @covert elk by stabbing them 64 times. @covert elk died.

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@flat forge was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @flat forge died.

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@tight niche tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @tranquil wyvern, but they were in broad daylight.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tight niche tried to high-five @long vine, but @long vine went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@tight niche and @long vine relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@tight niche and @long vine had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@tight niche started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @pastel otter
100 points go to 9th place: @noble axle
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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@noble axle traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@tranquil wyvern was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@zenith root forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @zenith root died.

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@flat forge wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@livid shuttle found some Diamond Ore. @tight niche quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@ripe mirage was tired of @noble axle constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @noble axle's front yard. @noble axle died.

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@long vine was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @long vine died.

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@ripe mirage stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @ripe mirage died.

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@tight niche developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@formal badge discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @formal badge died.

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@flat forge vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @flat forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tranquil wyvern woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tranquil wyvern loves @tight niche to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche ran out of bullets while fighting @livid shuttle, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @livid shuttle died.

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@chrome dagger tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @chrome dagger then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @chrome dagger died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @chrome dagger
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @ripe mirage
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @noble axle
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @chrome dagger, @noble axle, @tranquil wyvern, @lime mango, @long vine, @glacial sluice, @peak yoke, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @pallid moss, @brave shore, and @covert elk
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@noble axle put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @noble axle died.

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@formal badge wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@pallid moss tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@lime mango literally can't even. @lime mango died.

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@glacial sluice carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @glacial sluice died.

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@chrome dagger distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@carmine cairn performed an interpretive dance for @long vine and @flat forge as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@covert elk sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@tranquil wyvern found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@peak yoke had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @livid shuttle shot them with an arrow. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@formal badge fired their bow at @flat forge, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @formal badge gave up.

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@long vine tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@formal badge sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @formal badge died.

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@pallid moss ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @pallid moss died.

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@brave shore tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@covert elk took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @covert elk died.

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@carmine cairn asked @chrome dagger to give them a hand, so @chrome dagger chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@tight niche got tired of @tranquil wyvern constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@flat forge left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@brave shore 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @chrome dagger to death. @chrome dagger died.

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@long vine dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @flat forge, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @flat forge died.

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@brave shore sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@livid shuttle read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @livid shuttle then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@brave shore hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tight niche accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn told @long vine to step off their carpet, which they did. @carmine cairn proceeded to murder @long vine, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome dagger
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 10th place: @pallid moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @crimson forge, @abstract thunder, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @whole tartan, @near mortar, and @covert elk
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@livid shuttle got a piggyback ride from @lofty sleet, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @lofty sleet died.

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@peak yoke was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @peak yoke died.

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@near mortar tried to shoot an apple off of @crimson forge's head. @near mortar's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @crimson forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@tight niche tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@covert elk took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@abstract thunder started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @abstract thunder died.

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@covert elk opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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While exploring the Jungle, @formal badge needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @formal badge. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @near mortar walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@livid shuttle asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @livid shuttle died.

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After eating supper together, @carmine cairn betrayed @near mortar in exchange for 30 silver coins. @near mortar died.

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@covert elk tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @covert elk died.

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@whole tartan failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@carmine cairn tried to destroy @tranquil wyvern by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@whole tartan boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @whole tartan died.

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@tight niche wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @tranquil wyvern killed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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There was a snake in @carmine cairn's boot! @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @whole tartan
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson forge

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inner night, @river nebula, @lofty sleet, @hollow wraith, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @abstract dune, @flat forge, @gray sky, @near mortar, and @covert elk
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@inner night stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @inner night died.

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@lofty sleet tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@hollow wraith summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @hollow wraith died.

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@long vine shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @long vine died.

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@gray sky brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@wheat crow thought that @tranquil wyvern was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@tight niche saw @abstract dune trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @tight niche is calling the police!

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@flat forge stole @near mortar's lemons. @near mortar got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @flat forge's house down.

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@covert elk watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@near mortar was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @near mortar died.

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@abstract dune fed @wheat crow several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@covert elk read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @covert elk died.

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@tight niche looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@flat forge tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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While playing at the beach, @river nebula buried @carmine cairn in the sand. It took @carmine cairn several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@abstract dune followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @abstract dune discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @abstract dune died.

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@river nebula somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @river nebula died.

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@lofty sleet suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@lofty sleet was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @lofty sleet died.

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@flat forge challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @flat forge died.

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@wheat crow accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @wheat crow died.

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@tight niche was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@tranquil wyvern fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @carmine cairn. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @river nebula
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 9th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @vital nexus, @lime mango, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @errant vine, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @hybrid delta, and @covert elk
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@tight niche felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@wheat crow heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@errant vine found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@steel sentinel wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@carmine cairn tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @carmine cairn extremely rich.

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@abstract dune managed to kill @vital nexus by doing absolutely nothing. @vital nexus died.

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@covert elk found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@lime mango was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @lime mango died.

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@amber ermine likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @amber ermine probably liked trains a bit too much. @amber ermine died.

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@abstract dune dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @abstract dune died.

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@hybrid delta became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@flat forge lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @flat forge died.

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@wheat crow shot their Megashark to the left of @steel sentinel just to scare them. @steel sentinel heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @steel sentinel died.

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@livid shuttle tried to kill @carmine cairn with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@hybrid delta started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @hybrid delta is still slurping that noodle.

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@covert elk drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@tight niche found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@livid shuttle went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @livid shuttle died.

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@errant vine built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@covert elk and @wheat crow were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@covert elk landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @covert elk accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @covert elk died.

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@lofty sleet spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @lofty sleet still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @lofty sleet died.

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@errant vine's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @errant vine died.

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@wheat crow performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@hybrid delta pointed a Shotgun at @tight niche and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @hybrid delta looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @hybrid delta died.

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@carmine cairn rescued @wheat crow from drowning, but in reverse. @wheat crow died.

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@carmine cairn traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 4th place: @hybrid delta
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 2, 2026, 4:39 PM

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amber ermine Feb 2, 2026, 4:51 PM

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flat forge Feb 2, 2026, 4:53 PM

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fair mural Feb 2, 2026, 5:22 PM

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tight niche Feb 2, 2026, 5:28 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 2, 2026, 5:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @fair mural, @jolly swift, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, and @covert elk
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@jolly swift was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@amber ermine had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @amber ermine's skull. @amber ermine died.

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@errant vine started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@raw moss buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@fair mural flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@flat forge touched @covert elk's gun without permission. @flat forge died.

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@covert elk decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @covert elk died.

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@tranquil wyvern paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@fair mural stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @fair mural died.

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@lofty sleet made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @lofty sleet died.

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@errant vine saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@tranquil wyvern claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @raw moss was morbidly interested.

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@steel sentinel brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@errant vine drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@jolly swift was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@tranquil wyvern fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @raw moss and @tight niche to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@tight niche started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@carmine cairn found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @carmine cairn walked out the door.

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@raw moss drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@tranquil wyvern emerged from a tree stump and scolded @steel sentinel for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @steel sentinel was still holding an axe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel burned @raw moss to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @steel sentinel for reading books. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 9th place: @fair mural
100 points go to 10th place: @covert elk

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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karmic tree Feb 2, 2026, 5:39 PM

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covert elk Feb 2, 2026, 5:44 PM

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daring thicket Feb 2, 2026, 5:47 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @karmic tree, @daring thicket, @north imp, @abstract dune, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, and @covert elk
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@glacial totem couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Yellow Phaseblade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @glacial totem's heart and brain. @glacial totem died.

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@subtle gorge didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @subtle gorge died.

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@errant vine headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @covert elk had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@tight niche got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@north imp used a Medusa Head on @daring thicket and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @daring thicket died.

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@abstract dune tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @abstract dune died.

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@karmic tree tried to deal a finishing blow to @lofty sleet, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@covert elk accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@errant vine found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@carmine cairn lured @errant vine into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @errant vine's dust allergy! @errant vine died.

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@covert elk thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @covert elk died.

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@steel sentinel shot a sand block at @tight niche with a Sandgun, but @tight niche managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@lofty sleet tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@north imp fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @north imp died.

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@karmic tree found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @karmic tree died.

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While @lofty sleet looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @lofty sleet died.

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@raw moss made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@carmine cairn watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@tight niche thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@tight niche went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @tight niche died.

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After years of research, @steel sentinel found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @karmic tree
100 points go to 7th place: @north imp
100 points go to 8th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 9th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lofty sleet Feb 2, 2026, 6:39 PM

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raw moss Feb 2, 2026, 6:54 PM

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covert elk Feb 2, 2026, 7:03 PM

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jagged frost Feb 2, 2026, 7:14 PM

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wheat crow Feb 2, 2026, 7:29 PM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @jagged frost, @scarlet grove, @vital nexus, @subtle gorge, @karmic tree, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @noble rapids, and @covert elk
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@steel sentinel dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @noble rapids fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@tranquil wyvern dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@glacial totem threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@glacial totem couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @glacial totem died.

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@lofty sleet began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@wheat crow stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@polar lotus uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @polar lotus died.

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@lofty sleet tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @lofty sleet's mind right in front of their face. @lofty sleet died.

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@raw moss looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@errant vine consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@scarlet grove bragged to @gray sky about their combat skills. @gray sky didn't really know @scarlet grove and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@subtle gorge flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @carmine cairn when the world was flipped.

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@tight niche thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@vital nexus looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@jagged frost tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @jagged frost died.

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@karmic tree wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@scarlet grove ran with scissors. @scarlet grove died.

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@vital nexus drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @noble rapids mopped @vital nexus up with a tissue. @vital nexus died.

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@errant vine baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@steel sentinel used the power of Flex Tape to stick @karmic tree in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @karmic tree's suffering to a swift end. @karmic tree died.

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@gray sky ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @gray sky died.

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@wheat crow built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@tight niche opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@tranquil wyvern swung a Fiery Greatsword at @steel sentinel, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@covert elk created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @covert elk's artistic genius.

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@noble rapids accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @noble rapids died.

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@tight niche found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @tight niche was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@covert elk got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @covert elk died.

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@wheat crow's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @wheat crow died.

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@subtle gorge spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@raw moss opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@subtle gorge went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @subtle gorge died.

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@tight niche trapped @carmine cairn in a maze, but while they were taunting @carmine cairn, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tranquil wyvern finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine tried to attack @steel sentinel with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@errant vine used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@steel sentinel was infected by a zombie virus. @steel sentinel died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@raw moss wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@errant vine thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @errant vine in disguise. Huh? @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was looking kind of dumb after @steel sentinel's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tight niche wasn't a pie. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 9th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 10th place: @noble rapids

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 2, 2026, 7:41 PM

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karmic tree Feb 2, 2026, 7:41 PM

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vital nexus Feb 2, 2026, 7:45 PM

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steel sentinel Feb 2, 2026, 7:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 2, 2026, 7:57 PM

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wheat crow Feb 2, 2026, 8:03 PM

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slim pelican Feb 2, 2026, 8:12 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 2, 2026, 8:19 PM

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errant vine Feb 2, 2026, 8:20 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 2, 2026, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:25 PM

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subtle gorge Feb 2, 2026, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 8:25 PM

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sly hazel Feb 2, 2026, 8:25 PM

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tight niche Feb 2, 2026, 8:29 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @sly hazel, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @vital nexus, @subtle gorge, @karmic tree, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @slim pelican, and @noble rapids
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@tranquil wyvern was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@vital nexus's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @vital nexus died.

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@raw moss started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@steel sentinel built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@subtle gorge went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @subtle gorge decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@wheat crow decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@karmic tree sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @karmic tree died.

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@slim pelican jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @slim pelican died.

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@noble rapids made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@sly hazel splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @carmine cairn observed disapprovingly.

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@raw moss found some soup in their fly.

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@subtle gorge saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @noble rapids instead. @noble rapids died.

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@steel sentinel found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@tight niche started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@errant vine hid an actuator in @subtle gorge's lunch. Later that day, @subtle gorge stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @subtle gorge died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @tranquil wyvern started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@wheat crow accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @wheat crow died.

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@raw moss accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Molotov Cocktail. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sly hazel wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@carmine cairn tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tight niche from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tight niche die, so nothing actually happened.

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@errant vine sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @errant vine died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @sly hazel was caught in the crossfire. @sly hazel died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @tight niche spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@raw moss came out of @carmine cairn's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@tight niche tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @tight niche died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @steel sentinel, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @steel sentinel was too boring.

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@carmine cairn smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@raw moss walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @sly hazel
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 9th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 10th place: @noble rapids

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 2, 2026, 8:40 PM

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ocean linden Feb 2, 2026, 8:53 PM

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wet merlin Feb 2, 2026, 8:59 PM

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noble rapids Feb 2, 2026, 9:01 PM

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steel sentinel Feb 2, 2026, 9:22 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 2, 2026, 9:25 PM

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snow tendon Feb 2, 2026, 9:25 PM

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wheat crow Feb 2, 2026, 9:38 PM

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steel sentinel Feb 2, 2026, 10:13 PM

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inner night Feb 2, 2026, 10:15 PM

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idle pike Feb 2, 2026, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 10:28 PM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inner night, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @vital nexus, @snow tendon, @steel sentinel, @idle pike, @ocean linden, @noble rapids, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@inner night skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @inner night died.

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@raw moss wrote @vital nexus's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @vital nexus died.

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@carmine cairn did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@snow tendon tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @snow tendon died.

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@ocean linden wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @ocean linden died.

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@noble rapids ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @noble rapids died.

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@idle pike tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@wet merlin started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @wet merlin died.

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@idle pike invited @carmine cairn to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @idle pike was mauled by wolves. @idle pike died.

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@wheat crow breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @wheat crow died.

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@carmine cairn's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @carmine cairn sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@raw moss was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@steel sentinel was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@raw moss was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 8th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 9th place: @snow tendon
100 points go to 10th place: @vital nexus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Feb 2, 2026, 10:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 10:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Feb 2, 2026, 10:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 10:40 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

alpine pasture Feb 2, 2026, 10:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 10:47 PM

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@alpine pasture, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Feb 2, 2026, 10:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 10:55 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wheat crow Feb 2, 2026, 10:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 10:55 PM

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@wheat crow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Feb 2, 2026, 11:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 11:01 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pallid moss Feb 2, 2026, 11:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 11:05 PM

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@pallid moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Feb 2, 2026, 11:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 11:12 PM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

snow tendon Feb 2, 2026, 11:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 11:16 PM

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@snow tendon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 2, 2026, 11:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 11:23 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 2, 2026, 11:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 11:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @alpine pasture, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @snow tendon, @steel sentinel, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, and @pallid moss
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@abstract thunder mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@glacial totem walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @glacial totem died.

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@alpine pasture tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@raw moss went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @raw moss died.

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@livid shuttle and @snow tendon discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@amber ermine was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@peak yoke recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @peak yoke concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@alpine pasture was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @alpine pasture into the freezing cold water. @alpine pasture died.

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@amber ermine thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @amber ermine died.

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@snow tendon took aim at @wheat crow from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@peak yoke was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @peak yoke died.

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@livid shuttle stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@snow tendon dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @abstract thunder, but @abstract thunder simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @snow tendon died.

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@carmine cairn sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@wheat crow made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@steel sentinel spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@abstract thunder forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @abstract thunder died.