epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

The fighting begins again!

@static trout drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@zenith root used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @zenith root died.

@gray sky returned to their house, only to find that @worthy willow had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@raw moss stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@static trout couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their The Horseman's Blade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @static trout's heart and brain. @static trout died.

@long vine overwhelmed @worthy willow with a storm of flying bananas. @worthy willow died.

@spark ravine started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @brave shore spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@long vine saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @long vine died.

@tight niche started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@proud lava was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @proud lava died.

@abstract thunder became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @abstract thunder died.

@gray sky tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @gray sky extremely rich.

@spark ravine started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@raw moss visited @spark ravine, but no one was home. @raw moss felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@gray sky wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @tight niche wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @gray sky killed the Traveling Merchant first. @gray sky died.

@raw moss murdered @brave shore by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @brave shore died.

@spark ravine painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

@spark ravine declared war on emus. The emus won. @spark ravine died.

@raw moss tried to assassinate @tight niche, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@raw moss declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tight niche wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @raw moss by stabbing them 64 times. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @worthy willow
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @ashen spire, @lean dew, @flat forge, @spark ravine, and @covert elk
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The fighting begins again!

@covert elk learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @wind flicker found out that @covert elk meant "killer" in the literal sense. @wind flicker died.

@flat forge decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

@raw moss was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @raw moss died.

@long vine adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @ashen spire wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @long vine all of their willpower not to explain it.

@tranquil wyvern opportunistically attacked @lean dew with a Excalibur while their cell phone was ringing. @lean dew died.

@long vine was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @ashen spire stopped them in time.

@flat forge found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@tight niche wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@spark ravine and @tranquil wyvern had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@covert elk looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@spark ravine finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@ashen spire broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

@tranquil wyvern invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@long vine started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@covert elk couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @covert elk died.

@tight niche used a Medusa Head on @ashen spire and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @ashen spire died.

@spark ravine needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@long vine thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@flat forge warned @tranquil wyvern not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tranquil wyvern trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@tranquil wyvern started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @tranquil wyvern died.

@spark ravine learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @spark ravine died.

@tight niche found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tight niche pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

@flat forge stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @flat forge died.

@long vine drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @flat forge
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

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[tight niche]

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[turbid skiff]

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[lime creek]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @long vine, @remote pumice, @silk phoenix, @ashen spire, @quasi delta, @flat forge, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, and @covert elk
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The fighting begins again!

@turbid skiff got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @turbid skiff wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @turbid skiff was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

@covert elk yelled, "Duck!" @zenith root excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @zenith root died.

@tight niche tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@long vine drank sand for 10 hours. @long vine died.

@silk phoenix was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @ashen spire's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @silk phoenix died.

@ashen spire pointed a Shotgun at @quasi delta and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @ashen spire looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @ashen spire died.

@flat forge sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @flat forge died.

@remote pumice rescued @livid shuttle from drowning, but in reverse. @livid shuttle died.

@covert elk felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @covert elk died.

@quasi delta tried to get @tight niche to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @quasi delta died.

@lime creek and @remote pumice got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@lime creek fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @turbid skiff. @lime creek died.

@remote pumice tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @tight niche dried.

@turbid skiff tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tight niche from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tight niche die, so nothing actually happened.

@tight niche joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@turbid skiff and @tight niche built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@turbid skiff drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@turbid skiff found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @turbid skiff died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @turbid skiff
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @quasi delta
150 points go to 6th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[flat forge]

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[livid shuttle]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[long vine]

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[silk phoenix]

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[oblique storm]

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[eager coyote]

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[lean dew]

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[gray sky]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @tight niche, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @silk phoenix, @lean dew, @flat forge, @gray sky, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @oblique storm, and @covert elk
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The fighting begins again!

@eager coyote somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @eager coyote died.

@tight niche theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@silk phoenix dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @silk phoenix died.

@lean dew started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

In a bizarre turn of events, @lean dew was flattened by a road roller. @lean dew died.

@livid shuttle used their embezzled funds to shred through @gray sky with a Coin Gun. @gray sky died.

@covert elk's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @covert elk responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

@spark ravine gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @spark ravine died.

@livid shuttle unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @livid shuttle died.

@oblique storm felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @covert elk setting explosives beneath them. @oblique storm died.

@tranquil wyvern contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@tight niche tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @long vine and @flat forge, who did not approve of gambling.

@covert elk thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @covert elk died.

@tranquil wyvern's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@flat forge was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @flat forge died.

@long vine was arrested for killing @tight niche with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @flat forge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @oblique storm
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @lean dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[flat forge]

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[eager coyote]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[silk phoenix]

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[tight niche]

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[quasi delta]

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[zenith root]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @zenith root, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @quasi delta, @flat forge, @spark ravine, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@flat forge planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

@quasi delta ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@eager coyote asked @zenith root to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @eager coyote died.

@covert elk spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@zenith root's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @zenith root died.

@long vine drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tranquil wyvern mopped @long vine up with a tissue. @long vine died.

@spark ravine took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tight niche's Rod of Discord.

@tranquil wyvern started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@silk phoenix literally can't even. @silk phoenix died.

@covert elk lured @spark ravine into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @spark ravine's dust allergy! @spark ravine died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@covert elk started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @covert elk suddenly didn't feel so good. @covert elk died.

@flat forge equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @flat forge died.

@quasi delta tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@tight niche went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @tight niche died.

@quasi delta and @tranquil wyvern found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

@tranquil wyvern found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@quasi delta accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @quasi delta died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @quasi delta
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 10th place: @eager coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[covert elk]

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[silk phoenix]

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[quasi delta]

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[amber ermine]

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[long vine]

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[wind flicker]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[steady laurel]

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[ashen spire]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @long vine, @amber ermine, @silk phoenix, @steady laurel, @ashen spire, @quasi delta, @flat forge, @spark ravine, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

@wind flicker tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @wind flicker died.

@ashen spire was building a nice house. @steady laurel asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @ashen spire just looked confused.

@long vine wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @long vine died.

@quasi delta solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@silk phoenix damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@amber ermine used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @amber ermine died.

@flat forge went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @silk phoenix saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @covert elk stabbed them in the back. @silk phoenix died.

@quasi delta trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@tight niche bought a Gatligator and fired it at @gusty bobcat for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @tight niche furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

@spark ravine tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @spark ravine died.

@flat forge equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @covert elk into approaching. @flat forge then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @covert elk with two Sniper Rifle shots. @covert elk died.

@ashen spire was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @ashen spire died.

@steady laurel gave @quasi delta Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @quasi delta died.

Someone let the dogs out! @steady laurel tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @steady laurel died.

@gusty bobcat was playing hide and seek with @tight niche and @flat forge, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @gusty bobcat died.

@flat forge went down @tight niche's chimney to deliver presents, but @tight niche's fireplace was still in use. @flat forge died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @flat forge
250 points go to 3rd place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @steady laurel
150 points go to 5th place: @quasi delta
150 points go to 6th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[near mortar]

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[peak yoke]

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[covert elk]

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[true wren]

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[spark ravine]

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[sweet fractal]

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[carmine cairn]

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[brave shore]

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[flat forge]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @steady laurel, @true wren, @flat forge, @sweet fractal, @spark ravine, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

The Cyborg hacked into @covert elk's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @gusty bobcat found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @gusty bobcat was trapped for all eternity. @gusty bobcat died.

@peak yoke found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@carmine cairn started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @flat forge. Queen Bee died.

@sweet fractal took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@true wren's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@peak yoke tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @peak yoke died.

@near mortar wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @true wren killed them. @true wren died.

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @spark ravine. Apparently, not that many. @spark ravine died.

@brave shore got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @brave shore died.

@near mortar and @sweet fractal decided to play catch with a Silver Broadsword. @near mortar missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @near mortar died.

@tight niche sang a song to try to impress @steady laurel, @flat forge, and @covert elk. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@covert elk was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @covert elk died.

@tranquil wyvern found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@sweet fractal was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@carmine cairn and @flat forge played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@steady laurel searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@tight niche splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @sweet fractal observed disapprovingly.

@sweet fractal found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @sweet fractal died.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @steady laurel some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @steady laurel died.

@tranquil wyvern used their Night's Edge to lop off @flat forge's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @tranquil wyvern invented golf. @flat forge died.

@tight niche ripped @tranquil wyvern's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @carmine cairn keeled over from a heart attack. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @steady laurel
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @spark ravine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[flat forge]

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[spark ravine]

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[oak temple]

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[true wren]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[steady laurel]

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[covert elk]

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[queen heart]

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[long vine]

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[silk phoenix]

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[abstract thunder]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @queen heart, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @steady laurel, @true wren, @flat forge, @oak temple, @abstract thunder, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@queen heart and @steady laurel had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @silk phoenix sped up the process by stabbing @queen heart. @queen heart died.

@tight niche tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@oak temple wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

@covert elk tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@livid shuttle burned @long vine to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @livid shuttle for reading books. @long vine died.

@spark ravine developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

@flat forge sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@true wren dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@silk phoenix had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @silk phoenix died.

@steady laurel took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@livid shuttle confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@gusty bobcat wondered what Obama's last name is.

@tight niche worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@flat forge started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @flat forge decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@spark ravine practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn and @oak temple got their chainsaws ready.

@abstract thunder murdered @covert elk with a knife, but it was actually @true wren in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @abstract thunder didn't care that much. @true wren died.

@livid shuttle drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@oak temple played Frisbee with @abstract thunder using a Light Disc, but @abstract thunder unfortunately didn't have five hands. @abstract thunder died.

@livid shuttle was in the middle of taking a shower when @carmine cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @livid shuttle died.

@covert elk got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @covert elk died.

@flat forge visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @flat forge thought her hands were more interesting.

@oak temple tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @oak temple died.

@gusty bobcat rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @gusty bobcat with unnecessary advice.

@spark ravine complained that they had no life, so @flat forge used a Life Drain to take @steady laurel's life and give it to @spark ravine. @steady laurel died.

@gusty bobcat tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @gusty bobcat died.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @flat forge. @flat forge died.

@spark ravine was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @spark ravine died.

@carmine cairn failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@carmine cairn threw a snowball at @tight niche. To counter this, @tight niche threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @steady laurel
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[steady laurel]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[gusty bobcat]

bB!register

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[silk phoenix]

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[covert elk]

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[polar lotus]

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[carmine cairn]

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[abstract dune]

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[spark ravine]

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[astral glacier]

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[tight niche]

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[subtle gorge]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @steady laurel, @silk phoenix, @abstract dune, @astral glacier, @spark ravine, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@polar lotus was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @polar lotus died.

@tranquil wyvern soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @tranquil wyvern dyed.

@astral glacier opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@subtle gorge found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@silk phoenix's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @silk phoenix! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@gusty bobcat came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@gusty bobcat was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @gusty bobcat died.

@covert elk fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @spark ravine and @carmine cairn to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@silk phoenix popped @steady laurel by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @steady laurel died.

@covert elk was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

@silk phoenix's face was scorched off after @subtle gorge took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @silk phoenix died.

@abstract dune swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @abstract dune died.

@covert elk's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @covert elk died.

@carmine cairn released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @carmine cairn, but it was very satisfying.

There was a snake in @tranquil wyvern's boot! @tranquil wyvern died.

@subtle gorge stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@subtle gorge decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @subtle gorge died.

@spark ravine managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @spark ravine found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @spark ravine died.

@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@astral glacier flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @tight niche when the world was flipped.

@astral glacier tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @astral glacier died.

@tight niche played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 9th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 10th place: @steady laurel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[abstract dune]

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[covert elk]

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[static trout]

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[silk phoenix]

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[carmine cairn]

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[astral glacier]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[stone fossil]

bb!register

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[queen heart]

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[flat forge]

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[spark ravine]

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[near mortar]

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[sweet fractal]

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[peak yoke]

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[errant vine]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @stone fossil, @tight niche, @queen heart, @peak yoke, @abstract dune, @silk phoenix, @errant vine, @flat forge, @astral glacier, @sweet fractal, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, @near mortar, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@near mortar got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@static trout hadn't seen @silk phoenix in a long time, and missed them. @silk phoenix aimed a Sniper Rifle at @static trout from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @static trout died.

@stone fossil finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @stone fossil died.

@peak yoke tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@covert elk got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

@tight niche jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @carmine cairn was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

@sweet fractal flossed their teeth with @astral glacier's shoelaces.

@queen heart forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @queen heart died.

@peak yoke tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @peak yoke died.

The Wall of Flesh told @abstract dune that there was something stuck in their teeth. @abstract dune checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @abstract dune died.

@silk phoenix tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @silk phoenix died.

@flat forge tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @flat forge died.

@astral glacier broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@astral glacier was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @astral glacier died.

@livid shuttle was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@errant vine tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

@sweet fractal was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @sweet fractal into the freezing cold water. @sweet fractal died.

@livid shuttle breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @livid shuttle died.

@covert elk returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@near mortar summoned a solar eclipse while @spark ravine was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @near mortar died.

@errant vine couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

@covert elk made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@errant vine found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

@covert elk accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @covert elk died. @covert elk died. @covert elk died. @covert elk died.

@errant vine explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @errant vine died.

@spark ravine was stalking @carmine cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @spark ravine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @spark ravine
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[sweet fractal]

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[potent inlet]

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[wet merlin]

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[spark ravine]

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[errant vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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[astral glacier]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

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[oak temple]

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[polar lotus]

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[subtle gorge]

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[median junco]

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@median junco, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[queen heart]

bb!register

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@queen heart, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[scarlet imp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@scarlet imp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[timid hull]

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@timid hull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[abstract dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@abstract dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 20 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @queen heart, @subtle gorge, @median junco, @timid hull, @potent inlet, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @abstract dune, @errant vine, @astral glacier, @sweet fractal, @oak temple, @spark ravine, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@median junco tried to steal @sweet fractal's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@oak temple was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @scarlet imp's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @scarlet imp died.

@polar lotus started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @polar lotus died.

@spark ravine sharpened @gusty bobcat's face at a Sharpening Station. @gusty bobcat became the sharpest tool in the shed. @gusty bobcat died.

@queen heart trash talked @abstract dune, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @queen heart suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @queen heart died.

@astral glacier purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@median junco took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @median junco died.

@timid hull spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @timid hull still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @timid hull died.

@potent inlet threw a Stink Potion at @wet merlin. @wet merlin threw a Toxic Flask right back. @potent inlet died.

@tranquil wyvern and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @carmine cairn tattled on them.

@amber ermine tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @amber ermine then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @amber ermine died.

@peak yoke started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@subtle gorge opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@astral glacier told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @abstract dune and @tranquil wyvern.

@spark ravine huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@peak yoke tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @peak yoke died.

@abstract dune called @wet merlin a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @abstract dune died.

@astral glacier challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @astral glacier died.

@errant vine's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Meowmere was nice and clean, but their Boreal Wood Bow's string broke, and their Amber Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

@tranquil wyvern started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@sweet fractal went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @sweet fractal died.

@spark ravine reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @spark ravine died.

@wet merlin heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @wet merlin died.

@errant vine mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@raw moss had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@oak temple traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @oak temple did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @oak temple died.

@errant vine obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@carmine cairn pulled out their Muramasa and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @carmine cairn pulled out a vacuum instead.

@errant vine attacked @tranquil wyvern with a Legendary Zenith, but @tranquil wyvern's pen was mightier. @errant vine died.

@raw moss wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@subtle gorge dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tranquil wyvern diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

@carmine cairn tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

A pretty fairy led @subtle gorge to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @subtle gorge died.

@raw moss walked up to @tranquil wyvern and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @raw moss, that kills people! @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @astral glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[polar lotus]

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@polar lotus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle gorge]

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@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent inlet]

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@potent inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[primal ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@primal ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sweet fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wet merlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@polar lotus, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @potent inlet, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @primal ravine, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine made some Synonym Rolls for @sweet fractal and @potent inlet. Just like Grammar used to make!

@polar lotus accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @polar lotus died.

@tranquil wyvern started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

@errant vine recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@subtle gorge forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

@subtle gorge brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @subtle gorge died.

@primal ravine built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

@potent inlet blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @potent inlet died.

@amber ermine read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@raw moss spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@sweet fractal took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@amber ermine accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @amber ermine died.

@wet merlin was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@sweet fractal used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @sweet fractal didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @sweet fractal died.

All that glitters is not gold. @raw moss disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@wet merlin was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @wet merlin died.

@primal ravine poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@primal ravine kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @tranquil wyvern had had enough, so they scooped @primal ravine to death with an ice cream spoon. @primal ravine died.

@errant vine got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@tranquil wyvern uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @tranquil wyvern died.

@errant vine sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

@raw moss tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@raw moss saw @errant vine standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @errant vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @errant vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @primal ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent inlet
100 points go to 9th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 10th place: @polar lotus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wet merlin]

bb!register

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tender stone]

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[upbeat ore]

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@upbeat ore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent inlet]

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[gleaming grove]

@potent inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

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[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[polar lotus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@polar lotus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

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@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @gusty bobcat, @upbeat ore, @tender stone, @potent inlet, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @brave shore, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@potent inlet verbally roasted @glacial totem so hard that they burst into flames. @glacial totem died.

@polar lotus stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @polar lotus died.

@amber ermine used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@gusty bobcat performed surgery on a grape.

@upbeat ore picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @upbeat ore died.

@wet merlin threw @tender stone in the washing machine and turned it on. @tender stone died.

@potent inlet snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @potent inlet died.

@gusty bobcat had a wholesome reunion with @brave shore, who they previously thought had left them to die.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @peak yoke wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@wet merlin put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@amber ermine got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @amber ermine died.

@brave shore drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

@wet merlin won in a fight against @peak yoke by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @peak yoke died.

@wet merlin pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @wet merlin died.

@brave shore programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @brave shore died.

@gusty bobcat saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@gusty bobcat used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

@carmine cairn brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@gusty bobcat wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @gusty bobcat turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @gusty bobcat died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @gusty bobcat
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @potent inlet
100 points go to 8th place: @tender stone
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat ore
100 points go to 10th place: @polar lotus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[polar lotus]

bb!register

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@polar lotus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[covert elk]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[worn mason]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@worn mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brazen plaza]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brazen plaza, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @polar lotus, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @worn mason, @long vine, @peak yoke, @brazen plaza, @livid shuttle, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@covert elk made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@polar lotus knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@brazen plaza had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Boomstick. Obviously, this failed.

@glacial totem was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @glacial totem died.

@static trout always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @static trout died.

@gusty bobcat thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@livid shuttle paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@long vine started blocking @raw moss's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@peak yoke saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@polar lotus found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @gusty bobcat, who silenced @polar lotus by filling their hiding place with water. @polar lotus died.

@brazen plaza spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @worn mason was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @worn mason had ever been in. @worn mason died.

@livid shuttle made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @peak yoke walked all over it. #(##^)#

@raw moss told @livid shuttle that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @livid shuttle vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@peak yoke decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@long vine tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@gusty bobcat tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@long vine hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @long vine died.

@peak yoke put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@peak yoke died.

@livid shuttle sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @livid shuttle died.

@gusty bobcat tried to high-five @brazen plaza, but @brazen plaza went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@raw moss looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@covert elk ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @covert elk died.

@gusty bobcat used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @gusty bobcat died.

@brazen plaza tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

@brazen plaza ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@raw moss started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @raw moss - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @raw moss then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@brazen plaza discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @brazen plaza died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brazen plaza
250 points go to 3rd place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 9th place: @polar lotus
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[covert elk]

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@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[flat forge]

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@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silk phoenix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[polar lotus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@polar lotus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[worn mason]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@worn mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @polar lotus, @raw moss, @worn mason, @long vine, @peak yoke, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @flat forge wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@glacial totem sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @glacial totem died.

@spark ravine played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@static trout fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @static trout died.

@polar lotus put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @polar lotus died.

@livid shuttle built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@worn mason wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@silk phoenix equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@covert elk was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@raw moss thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @raw moss's potions with Red Potions. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @carmine cairn's ego received a small boost.

@worn mason was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @long vine's Star Cannon. @worn mason died.

@peak yoke didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @peak yoke died.

@carmine cairn was briefly jumpscared by @flat forge wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@livid shuttle started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @livid shuttle is still slurping that noodle.

@spark ravine had @silk phoenix lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @silk phoenix, this wasn't a magic show. @silk phoenix died.

@flat forge wished for the ability to fly. @covert elk granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @flat forge died.

@livid shuttle and @carmine cairn farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

@livid shuttle launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@covert elk entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@livid shuttle became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@long vine and @covert elk got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@carmine cairn found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@spark ravine ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

@spark ravine followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @spark ravine discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @spark ravine died.

@covert elk started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @covert elk died.

@long vine started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@carmine cairn found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@carmine cairn was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @covert elk
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[flat forge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[worn mason]

bb!register

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@worn mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[silk phoenix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[desert salmon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@desert salmon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent inlet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[polar lotus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@polar lotus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @raw moss, @worn mason, @potent inlet, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, @formal badge, @spark ravine, and @desert salmon
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@silk phoenix hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @silk phoenix could pull it to shore.

@spark ravine pointed a wooden wand at @polar lotus and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

@glacial totem walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @glacial totem died.

@potent inlet called @polar lotus a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @polar lotus died.

@formal badge snuck up behind @raw moss, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @formal badge decided not to kill them. Yet.

@carmine cairn tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @carmine cairn is now bald.

@worn mason ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@worn mason summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @worn mason died.

@potent inlet fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @potent inlet died.

@carmine cairn found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@long vine tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @long vine died.

@raw moss constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

@silk phoenix forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @silk phoenix died.

@flat forge was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @flat forge died.

@formal badge didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @formal badge died.

@carmine cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@desert salmon suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@spark ravine performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@spark ravine tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @spark ravine died.

@carmine cairn accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@desert salmon traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@raw moss told @desert salmon a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @desert salmon died.

@carmine cairn's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @carmine cairn sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@raw moss bragged to @carmine cairn about their combat skills. @carmine cairn didn't really know @raw moss and had no idea how this conversation started.

@carmine cairn threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

@raw moss found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@carmine cairn activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @desert salmon
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @potent inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tender stone]

Bb!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tender stone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silk phoenix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[worn mason]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@worn mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[flat forge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lofty sleet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lofty sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @tender stone, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, and @spark ravine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@worn mason got burninated by Tim. @worn mason died.

@long vine drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@tender stone landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @tender stone accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @tender stone died.

@long vine forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @long vine died.

@silk phoenix silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @flat forge's back, which then integrated itself into @flat forge's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@glacial totem and @spark ravine played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@raw moss ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@lofty sleet hid an actuator in @silk phoenix's lunch. Later that day, @silk phoenix stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @silk phoenix died.

@spark ravine was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@tight niche merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@flat forge was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @flat forge died.

@glacial totem became convinced that @tight niche was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tight niche, who was left very confused (and wet).

@raw moss came out of @carmine cairn's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@lofty sleet shot @spark ravine in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @spark ravine died.

@lofty sleet walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @lofty sleet died.

@carmine cairn tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @glacial totem, who was out swimming that day. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@carmine cairn shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

@tight niche messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

@raw moss ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @raw moss said "thanks, you too." @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn modified @tight niche's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @tight niche was never seen again. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @tender stone

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[worn mason]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@worn mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[flat forge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jade bolt]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jade bolt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silk phoenix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!