epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@mild oasis vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @mild oasis died.

@spark ravine cut a specific wire in @polar lotus's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @polar lotus died.

@light frigate made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@flat forge found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

@stone fossil refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@blissful goblet rescued @lofty sleet from drowning, but in reverse. @lofty sleet died.

@gusty bobcat donated all of their organs to those in need. @gusty bobcat died.

@half magnet pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @half magnet died.

@tight niche tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@abstract dune and @devout lava were having a nice picnic on the beach when @silk phoenix stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@blissful goblet uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @blissful goblet died.

@silk phoenix stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @silk phoenix died.

@tight niche and @spark ravine played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@gritty jay started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @gritty jay died.

The moon hit @indigo pilot's eye like a big pizza pie. @indigo pilot died.

A Martian Probe spotted @gray sky, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @gray sky was too boring.

@stone fossil tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@gray sky thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @gray sky died.

@flat forge accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@abstract dune made some scary noises in the dark. @tranquil wyvern sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @abstract dune died.

@devout lava tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @devout lava died.

@light frigate was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@tranquil wyvern saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tranquil wyvern died.

@spark ravine was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @spark ravine died.

@stone fossil started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@flat forge used some tree stumps as target practice.

@light frigate heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@flat forge found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @flat forge pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

@stone fossil explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @stone fossil died.

@light frigate fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @light frigate died.

@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@flat forge transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @flat forge died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @flat forge
250 points go to 3rd place: @light frigate
150 points go to 4th place: @stone fossil
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @devout lava
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @indigo pilot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[gritty jay]

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[lofty sleet]

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[steel sentinel]

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[daring crescent]

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[raw moss]

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[gray sky]

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[abstract dune]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[errant vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @devout lava, @stone fossil, @lofty sleet, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @abstract dune, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @gritty jay, @gray sky, @spark ravine, @light frigate, and @daring crescent
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gray sky ran out of bullets while fighting @carmine cairn, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @carmine cairn died.

@lofty sleet wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

@abstract dune asked @spark ravine if they "knew the way". @spark ravine didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@devout lava learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @devout lava died.

@stone fossil started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @gritty jay was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @gritty jay died.

@steel sentinel watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@gray sky pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @gray sky died.

@light frigate breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @light frigate died.

@daring crescent challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @daring crescent died.

@tranquil wyvern poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@raw moss was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@stone fossil took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@spark ravine tried to steal @errant vine's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

While sitting on a bench together with @abstract dune, @lofty sleet leaned away and farted.

@lofty sleet tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @stone fossil's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @lofty sleet died.

@spark ravine built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@raw moss couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

@abstract dune tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @errant vine demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @abstract dune by two. @abstract dune died.

@steel sentinel searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

@steel sentinel promised @errant vine that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @errant vine died.

@stone fossil was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @stone fossil died.

@spark ravine found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@tranquil wyvern thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@spark ravine started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@steel sentinel had a sleepover with @spark ravine, but the house was gone when they woke up.

@spark ravine tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @spark ravine died.

@raw moss wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@raw moss's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @stone fossil
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 8th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 9th place: @daring crescent
100 points go to 10th place: @light frigate

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[peak yoke]

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[lofty sleet]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[spark ravine]

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[still cairn]

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[proud lava]

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[gritty jay]

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[quick compass]

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[steel sentinel]

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[flat forge]

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[dull gazelle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[peak yoke]

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[errant vine]

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @stone fossil, @still cairn, @quick compass, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @proud lava, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @gritty jay, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, and @dull gazelle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gritty jay shot @errant vine with a Water Gun. @errant vine shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@stone fossil hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

@spark ravine found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@still cairn started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@lofty sleet dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @lofty sleet died.

@still cairn dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @flat forge, but @flat forge simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @still cairn died.

@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@proud lava tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@dull gazelle was arrested for killing @quick compass with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @quick compass died.

@steel sentinel spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

@gray sky looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@flat forge contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @proud lava being mercilessly tickled by @tranquil wyvern.

@dull gazelle, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@stone fossil found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

@peak yoke walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @peak yoke died.

@steel sentinel looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@errant vine watched @gritty jay go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @gritty jay was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@proud lava ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @proud lava died.

@spark ravine traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@carmine cairn started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @carmine cairn decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@gray sky used a Laser Drill to literally bore @gritty jay to death. @gritty jay died.

@dull gazelle was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

@gray sky entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @gray sky died.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @livid shuttle's eye sockets. @livid shuttle died.

@flat forge tried attacking @spark ravine, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@spark ravine put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @spark ravine died.

@dull gazelle's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @dull gazelle died.

@stone fossil managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @stone fossil found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @stone fossil died.

@errant vine put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @errant vine died.

@flat forge snuck up behind @tranquil wyvern, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @flat forge decided not to kill them. Yet.

@steel sentinel chased @tranquil wyvern with their Terra Blade. @tranquil wyvern tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @steel sentinel. @tranquil wyvern died.

@flat forge took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @flat forge died.

@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

@steel sentinel consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

@carmine cairn tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @flat forge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[flat forge]

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[polar lotus]

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[dull gazelle]

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[still cairn]

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[steel sentinel]

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[spark ravine]

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[wet merlin]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[sharp palm]

bb!register

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[gray sky]

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[celest fox]

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[subtle gorge]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[errant vine]

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @gusty bobcat, @sharp palm, @still cairn, @subtle gorge, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @gray sky, @celest fox, @spark ravine, @dull gazelle, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@polar lotus fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@sharp palm tried to deal a finishing blow to @carmine cairn, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@polar lotus was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @polar lotus died.

@gray sky won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

@flat forge thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

@still cairn's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @still cairn died.

@spark ravine tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@flat forge and @celest fox were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @flat forge, but left @celest fox alone because they smelled funny. @flat forge died.

@dull gazelle made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @gray sky joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @gray sky died.

@spark ravine dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @spark ravine died.

@errant vine considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

@celest fox 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @dull gazelle to death. @dull gazelle died.

@carmine cairn attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@sharp palm challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @sharp palm died.

@wet merlin solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@celest fox tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @celest fox died.

@carmine cairn sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@steel sentinel was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @gusty bobcat. @gusty bobcat died.

@subtle gorge was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@errant vine was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@wet merlin learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

@carmine cairn and @subtle gorge had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@errant vine tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@wet merlin fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @wet merlin died.

@steel sentinel performed open heart surgery on @errant vine, even though @errant vine never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @errant vine died.

@subtle gorge stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @subtle gorge's ego received a small boost.

@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @subtle gorge instead. @subtle gorge died.

@steel sentinel sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

@steel sentinel ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn broke their fall with their own body. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 7th place: @celest fox
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp palm
100 points go to 9th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 10th place: @spark ravine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sharp palm]

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[wet merlin]

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[subtle gorge]

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[scarlet imp]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[steel sentinel]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[polar lotus]

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[errant vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @gusty bobcat, @sharp palm, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @brave shore, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@scarlet imp followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @scarlet imp died.

@polar lotus hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @polar lotus died.

@gusty bobcat was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @gusty bobcat died.

@subtle gorge tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @subtle gorge died.

@steel sentinel was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

@brave shore learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @brave shore died.

@tranquil wyvern became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@steel sentinel felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@sharp palm sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@tranquil wyvern combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

@wet merlin wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@carmine cairn tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @carmine cairn extremely rich.

@wet merlin wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

@sharp palm stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@steel sentinel drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@tranquil wyvern tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@wet merlin was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @wet merlin died.

@tranquil wyvern eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@sharp palm was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @sharp palm died.

@carmine cairn asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@tranquil wyvern's skeleton decided that @tranquil wyvern wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sharp palm
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 9th place: @polar lotus
100 points go to 10th place: @scarlet imp

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[errant vine]

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[brave shore]

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[gray sky]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[glacial totem]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @gusty bobcat, @subtle gorge, @long vine, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @exotic saddle, @lean dew, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @light frigate, @brave shore, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn complained that they had no life, so @gray sky used a Life Drain to take @polar lotus's life and give it to @carmine cairn. @polar lotus died.

@gusty bobcat forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @gusty bobcat wasn't a Slime, @gusty bobcat was endlessly beaten. @gusty bobcat died.

@long vine obscured @brave shore's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @brave shore escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@steel sentinel summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @errant vine felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@exotic saddle started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@amber ermine gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @amber ermine died.

After partying all night, @peak yoke was shot by @glacial totem in a swimming pool. @peak yoke died.

@subtle gorge wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

@lean dew used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @lean dew died.

@exotic saddle tied up @subtle gorge and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @subtle gorge to die. However, @subtle gorge managed to escape from their bonds.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @errant vine's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @errant vine died.

@gray sky tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @gray sky died.

@brave shore discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @brave shore died.

@wet merlin started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

Thanks to @wet merlin's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @carmine cairn's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @wet merlin died.

@subtle gorge went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@long vine tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@steel sentinel was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @steel sentinel lived.

@exotic saddle was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @exotic saddle died.

@carmine cairn visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @carmine cairn thought her hands were more interesting.

@light frigate went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @subtle gorge and @long vine summoned the Impending Doom. @light frigate died.

@glacial totem was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

@subtle gorge walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@long vine sharpened @subtle gorge's face at a Sharpening Station. @subtle gorge became the sharpest tool in the shed. @subtle gorge died.

@long vine received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @long vine died.

@glacial totem went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @glacial totem died.

@steel sentinel patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @carmine cairn in disguise.

@steel sentinel smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@carmine cairn literally impeached @steel sentinel by squashing them under a giant peach. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @light frigate
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[peak yoke]

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[long vine]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[sweet ingot]

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[tender stone]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[plush otter]

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[dusty condor]

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[proud lava]

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[idle valve]

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[lean dew]

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[polar lotus]

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[marsh pulsar]

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[glacial totem]

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[lofty sleet]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @polar lotus, @lofty sleet, @dusty condor, @plush otter, @gusty bobcat, @tender stone, @long vine, @peak yoke, @marsh pulsar, @proud lava, @lean dew, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, @idle valve, @sweet ingot, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@idle valve accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @idle valve was forgiven.

@gusty bobcat started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@glacial totem asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @glacial totem died.

@polar lotus tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @polar lotus died.

@flat forge had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

Hey @lofty sleet, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @lofty sleet died.

@long vine wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @dusty condor killed them. @dusty condor died.

@marsh pulsar flexed so hard on @plush otter that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @plush otter died.

@tender stone tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@gusty bobcat was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @gusty bobcat died.

@sweet ingot started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@lean dew went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@covert elk covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@tender stone found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @tender stone died.

@long vine and @peak yoke started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @long vine took out their actual shotgun. @peak yoke died.

@lean dew crafted @marsh pulsar into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @marsh pulsar died.

@steel sentinel picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

@proud lava tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @proud lava died.

@lean dew neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @lean dew died.

@flat forge ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @flat forge died.

@steel sentinel hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @steel sentinel died.

@long vine invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@idle valve sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @idle valve died.

@sweet ingot summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@sweet ingot told @covert elk that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @covert elk took those words literally and peeled @sweet ingot. @sweet ingot died.

@long vine heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @long vine stopped because their voice became horse.

@covert elk shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @covert elk's head. @covert elk died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @covert elk
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet ingot
150 points go to 4th place: @idle valve
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @marsh pulsar
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[marsh pulsar]

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[daring crescent]

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[sweet ingot]

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[lean dew]

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[near mortar]

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[gentle pagoda]

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[oak temple]

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[idle pike]

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[carmine cairn]

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[flat forge]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tender stone, @marsh pulsar, @lean dew, @oak temple, @flat forge, @idle valve, @gentle pagoda, @spark ravine, @sweet ingot, @idle pike, @near mortar, @daring crescent, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@oak temple used their embezzled funds to shred through @tender stone with a Coin Gun. @tender stone died.

@near mortar asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

@marsh pulsar found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @marsh pulsar headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@daring crescent sacrificed @marsh pulsar by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @marsh pulsar died.

@sweet ingot wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

@covert elk donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@lean dew looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @lean dew died.

@idle valve ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @idle valve's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @idle valve died.

@gentle pagoda saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@gentle pagoda read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @gentle pagoda then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @gentle pagoda died.

@near mortar desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@sweet ingot started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@oak temple tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

@carmine cairn flossed their teeth with @covert elk's shoelaces.

@daring crescent got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@spark ravine literally can't even. @spark ravine died.

@sweet ingot followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @sweet ingot discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @sweet ingot died.

@near mortar fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @near mortar died.

@daring crescent tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @daring crescent died.

@covert elk's face was scorched off after @oak temple took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @covert elk died.

@flat forge successfully snuck into @idle pike's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @flat forge died.

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @oak temple wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@carmine cairn looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@idle pike headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@oak temple threw a snowball at @carmine cairn. To counter this, @carmine cairn threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @oak temple died.

A zombie snuck up on @idle pike and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @idle pike died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @oak temple
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @daring crescent
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet ingot
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @gentle pagoda

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[celest fox]

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[daring crescent]

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[spark ravine]

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[covert elk]

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[polar lotus]

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[terse harbor]

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[lean dew]

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[idle valve]

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[dire helm]

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[peak yoke]

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[sturdy sluice]

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[idle pike]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@dire helm, @polar lotus, @sturdy sluice, @peak yoke, @terse harbor, @lean dew, @flat forge, @idle valve, @celest fox, @spark ravine, @idle pike, @daring crescent, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@flat forge verbally roasted @dire helm so hard that they burst into flames. @dire helm died.

@spark ravine flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @peak yoke when the world was flipped.

@idle valve found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @polar lotus, who was out swimming that day. @polar lotus died.

@sturdy sluice caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @sturdy sluice died.

@idle pike used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@lean dew drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@daring crescent snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@celest fox began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

@idle valve offered to add a gold trim to @covert elk's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

@daring crescent took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

@terse harbor drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

@idle pike equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @lean dew into approaching. @idle pike then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @lean dew with two Sniper Rifle shots. @lean dew died.

@flat forge tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @flat forge's brains. @flat forge died.

@spark ravine soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @spark ravine dyed.

@idle valve threatened @idle pike with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @idle pike informed @idle valve as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @idle valve died.

@celest fox was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @celest fox died.

@terse harbor found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@covert elk woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@terse harbor gave a hug to @spark ravine and almost choked them to death!

@spark ravine opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @spark ravine's neck. @spark ravine died.

@daring crescent tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @daring crescent keeled over from a heart attack. @daring crescent died.

@terse harbor worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@covert elk decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @covert elk died.

@terse harbor bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @terse harbor was blown to smithereens. @terse harbor died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @terse harbor
250 points go to 3rd place: @covert elk
150 points go to 4th place: @daring crescent
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @celest fox
100 points go to 7th place: @idle valve
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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[worn mason]

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[near mortar]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @sharp palm, @worn mason, @exotic saddle, @lean dew, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @daring crescent
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@daring crescent pranked @livid shuttle by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@glacial totem got stuck in @near mortar's Rod of Discord farm. @glacial totem died.

@exotic saddle wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

@lofty sleet forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@lofty sleet fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @lofty sleet died.

@sharp palm invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@sharp palm was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @sharp palm died.

@spark ravine murdered @near mortar with a knife, but it was actually @worn mason in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @spark ravine didn't care that much. @worn mason died.

@exotic saddle declared war on emus. The emus won. @exotic saddle died.

@lean dew decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @lean dew died.

@livid shuttle was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @livid shuttle died.

@near mortar got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @near mortar died.

@daring crescent tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @daring crescent died.

@carmine cairn found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @spark ravine, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @spark ravine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @spark ravine
250 points go to 3rd place: @daring crescent
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp palm
100 points go to 10th place: @lofty sleet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[nova glacier]

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[worn mason]

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[hexed fiber]

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[lean dew]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @sharp palm, @worn mason, @nova glacier, @lean dew, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, and @daring crescent
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn fed @hexed fiber several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@glacial totem tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @glacial totem died.

@lofty sleet traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @worn mason. @worn mason died.

@sharp palm asked for @lean dew's autograph. At first, @lean dew was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@livid shuttle brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@spark ravine went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@tight niche used the power of Flex Tape to stick @nova glacier in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @nova glacier's suffering to a swift end. @nova glacier died.

@flat forge decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

@daring crescent read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@lofty sleet found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

@spark ravine threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

@lean dew tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @lean dew died.

A strange device attached itself to @spark ravine's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @spark ravine died.

@livid shuttle's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @livid shuttle died.

@flat forge tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @flat forge didn't know that.

@hexed fiber played rock-paper-scissors with @tight niche. @hexed fiber played paper. @tight niche played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @hexed fiber was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @hexed fiber died.

@daring crescent was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @daring crescent died.

@tight niche and @lofty sleet huddled around @flat forge to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @flat forge's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@sharp palm used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @sharp palm then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

While in the Underground Jungle, @sharp palm used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @sharp palm died.

@tight niche found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@carmine cairn confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@flat forge became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @flat forge died.

@lofty sleet was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @lofty sleet died.

@tight niche found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@carmine cairn wanted to start a band, and recruited @tight niche as their keyboard player. @tight niche showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

@carmine cairn found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @sharp palm
150 points go to 6th place: @daring crescent
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @lean dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[lofty sleet]

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[flat forge]

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[long vine]

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[daring crescent]

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[spark ravine]

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[devout lava]

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[glacial totem]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[astral glacier]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @devout lava, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @long vine, @astral glacier, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @brave shore, and @daring crescent
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @glacial totem died.

@devout lava accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @devout lava died.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @lofty sleet begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@lofty sleet spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@lofty sleet’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@lofty sleet went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@carmine cairn shot @long vine to death with a finger gun. @long vine died.

@brave shore tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

Oh? Instead of running away, @daring crescent is approaching @flat forge!

@flat forge tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @astral glacier in disguise. @flat forge died.

@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@tight niche fired their bow at @lofty sleet, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tight niche gave up.

@astral glacier cornered @brave shore at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @brave shore started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@brave shore failed to properly hydrate. @brave shore died.

@spark ravine started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @daring crescent. @daring crescent died.

@astral glacier walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@lofty sleet was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @lofty sleet died.

@spark ravine tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @spark ravine. @spark ravine died.

@carmine cairn was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @carmine cairn died.

@astral glacier tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

@tight niche angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @astral glacier!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @astral glacier
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @daring crescent
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @devout lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[flat forge]

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[daring crescent]

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[lean dew]

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[celest fox]

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[proud lava]

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[spark ravine]

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[glacial totem]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[spark ravine]

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[inner fiber]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[oak temple]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @inner fiber, @proud lava, @lean dew, @oak temple, @flat forge, @celest fox, @spark ravine, and @daring crescent
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@inner fiber crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @inner fiber's entire body.

@glacial totem fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@flat forge stole @oak temple's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @oak temple was hurt, but only emotionally.

@daring crescent wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @glacial totem into an apple. @glacial totem died.

@lean dew will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@proud lava compressed @inner fiber until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @inner fiber died.

@proud lava curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @proud lava in half. @proud lava died.

@lean dew was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @lean dew died.

@flat forge tried to assassinate @tight niche, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@flat forge tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @flat forge died.

@celest fox had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@spark ravine just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

@celest fox's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @celest fox died.

@spark ravine threw a Stink Potion at @oak temple. @oak temple threw a Toxic Flask right back. @spark ravine died.

@daring crescent snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @daring crescent died.

@oak temple has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @oak temple woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@tight niche found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@oak temple was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @oak temple into the freezing cold water. @oak temple died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @oak temple
250 points go to 3rd place: @daring crescent
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @celest fox
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @inner fiber
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glacial totem]

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[flat forge]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[wind flicker]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[olive saddle]

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[lean dew]

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[brave shore]

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[proud lava]

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[gritty jay]

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[spark ravine]

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[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @proud lava, @olive saddle, @lean dew, @flat forge, @gritty jay, @spark ravine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gusty bobcat talked with @wind flicker about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

@lean dew put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@long vine found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @long vine walked out the door.

@wind flicker was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @wind flicker died.

@long vine wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @long vine died.

@olive saddle literally gaslighted @proud lava by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @proud lava died.

@olive saddle tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @olive saddle died.

@brave shore finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@flat forge walked into a bar. @gritty jay laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@gusty bobcat crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@lean dew was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @lean dew died.

@spark ravine used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@gritty jay tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tranquil wyvern through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @gritty jay has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @gritty jay died.

@brave shore went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @brave shore died.

@tight niche took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @gusty bobcat's Rod of Discord.

@glacial totem was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@tranquil wyvern was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@spark ravine wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

@flat forge huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @tranquil wyvern also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@tight niche tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@glacial totem theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@flat forge gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @flat forge died.

@gusty bobcat accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @gusty bobcat died.

@spark ravine shot @tranquil wyvern in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche knocked furiously on @spark ravine's door while holding an axe. @spark ravine shouted, "Who's there?"

@glacial totem got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@spark ravine tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

@spark ravine thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @spark ravine died.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @glacial totem was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@tight niche told @glacial totem to step off their carpet, which they did. @tight niche proceeded to murder @glacial totem, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @gritty jay
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @olive saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

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[daring crescent]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[versed sonnet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@versed sonnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[covert elk]

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@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lean dew]

bb!register

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[celest fox]

bb!register

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@celest fox, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[delicate flax]

bb!register

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@delicate flax, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[flat forge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[past dagger]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@past dagger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @zenith root, @gusty bobcat, @tight niche, @delicate flax, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @lean dew, @past dagger, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @celest fox, @brave shore, @versed sonnet, @near mortar, @daring crescent, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @glacial totem died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @past dagger by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@zenith root decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @zenith root died.

@spark ravine found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

@amber ermine was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @amber ermine died.

@lean dew fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @lean dew died.

@flat forge started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @versed sonnet and @gusty bobcat.

@covert elk started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@long vine tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@flat forge tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @flat forge died.

@celest fox tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @celest fox died.

@versed sonnet explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@brave shore equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@spark ravine lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@brave shore tried to explain to @tranquil wyvern that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @tranquil wyvern countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @brave shore died.

@near mortar and @tight niche found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

@gusty bobcat promised to @covert elk that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

@daring crescent was tired of @near mortar constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @near mortar's front yard. @near mortar died.

@covert elk woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @gusty bobcat found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @covert elk with bug spray. @covert elk died.

@delicate flax used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @delicate flax died.

@versed sonnet walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @versed sonnet died.

@daring crescent took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @daring crescent died.

@spark ravine was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @spark ravine died.

@tight niche drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@gusty bobcat was walked on by a Martian Walker. @gusty bobcat died.

@long vine invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

@past dagger boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @past dagger chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

@tranquil wyvern was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @tranquil wyvern die

@long vine started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

@tranquil wyvern's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche made up their own language and used it to threaten @long vine, who simply scratched their head.

@past dagger found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@long vine's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@past dagger was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @past dagger died.

@tight niche and @long vine set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

@long vine rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@tight niche spun around in a full circle and shot @long vine with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @past dagger
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @daring crescent
100 points go to 8th place: @versed sonnet
100 points go to 9th place: @delicate flax
100 points go to 10th place: @covert elk

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silk phoenix]

bb!register

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@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[covert elk]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[celest fox]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@celest fox, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lean dew]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lean dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @lean dew, @remote glen, @celest fox, @spark ravine, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @silk phoenix excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@silk phoenix stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @silk phoenix died.

@lean dew attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @gusty bobcat watched the carnage from a safe distance. @lean dew died.

@long vine spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@spark ravine asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @spark ravine died.

@covert elk was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @celest fox's Star Cannon. @covert elk died.

@carmine cairn tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@gusty bobcat became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@carmine cairn solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

@long vine found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@celest fox wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @celest fox turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @celest fox died.

@gusty bobcat flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @gusty bobcat died.

@carmine cairn tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@remote glen started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @remote glen suddenly didn't feel so good. @remote glen died.

@tranquil wyvern tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine attacked @carmine cairn with a Legendary Zenith, but @carmine cairn's pen was mightier. @long vine died.

@tight niche aimed a Last Prism beam at @carmine cairn, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@carmine cairn read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote glen
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 7th place: @celest fox
100 points go to 8th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @lean dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[covert elk]

bb!register

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@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register