epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @stone fossil, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @chrome dagger, @lone quarry, @polar idol, @random canyon, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, and @obtuse raven
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The fighting begins again!

@gusty bobcat found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

@chrome dagger struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@glacial totem embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @glacial totem tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

@polar lotus became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @obtuse raven had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @polar lotus's suffering. @polar lotus died.

@lone quarry heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @stone fossil, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

@errant vine built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @polar idol wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@steel sentinel damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@raw moss was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@gusty bobcat drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@steel sentinel visited @polar idol, but no one was home. @steel sentinel felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@gusty bobcat hadn't seen @chrome dagger in a long time, and missed them. @chrome dagger aimed a Sniper Rifle at @gusty bobcat from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @gusty bobcat died.

@obtuse raven's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @obtuse raven! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@errant vine went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @errant vine's fault.

@polar idol discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @polar idol died.

@stone fossil fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

In a bizarre turn of events, @stone fossil was flattened by a road roller. @stone fossil died.

@errant vine tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @errant vine died.

@obtuse raven saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @obtuse raven died.

@random canyon tried to stab @lone quarry, but @lone quarry's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @lone quarry died.

@random canyon went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @random canyon died.

@raw moss thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@steel sentinel and @raw moss had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @carmine cairn sped up the process by stabbing @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel died.

@chrome dagger tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @chrome dagger died.

@carmine cairn sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @chrome dagger
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @random canyon
150 points go to 6th place: @lone quarry
100 points go to 7th place: @obtuse raven
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 10th place: @polar idol

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glacial totem]

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[raw moss]

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[random canyon]

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[lone quarry]

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[obtuse raven]

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[stone fossil]

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[peak yoke]

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[steel sentinel]

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[sturdy siren]

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[gleaming kite]

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[polar idol]

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[covert elk]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[deep shuttle]

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[tight niche]

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[idle pike]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 19 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @deep shuttle, @stone fossil, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @lone quarry, @peak yoke, @polar idol, @random canyon, @steel sentinel, @sturdy siren, @livid shuttle, @obtuse raven, @idle pike, @gleaming kite, and @covert elk
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The fighting begins again!

@idle pike managed to kill @glacial totem by doing absolutely nothing. @glacial totem died.

@livid shuttle drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @stone fossil appeared instead.

@covert elk invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@gleaming kite saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@polar lotus threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@polar lotus dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @polar lotus died.

@deep shuttle felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @deep shuttle died.

@gusty bobcat grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

Celestial creatures started invading! @carmine cairn knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@tight niche and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @obtuse raven was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@stone fossil stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @stone fossil died.

@peak yoke ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @peak yoke died.

@raw moss pumped @livid shuttle full of lead. No one was hurt, but @livid shuttle's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

@random canyon dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @random canyon died.

@sturdy siren was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@sturdy siren became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @sturdy siren died.

@livid shuttle was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @livid shuttle tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @livid shuttle died.

@lone quarry's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @lone quarry responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

@obtuse raven used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @obtuse raven died.

@gleaming kite tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @gleaming kite died.

@covert elk invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @covert elk died.

@gusty bobcat threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @gusty bobcat unlocked the power of flight!

@lone quarry opportunistically attacked @idle pike with a Gold Shortsword while their cell phone was ringing. @idle pike died.

@raw moss and @tight niche discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

@gusty bobcat activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @gusty bobcat died.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @steel sentinel tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@lone quarry was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @lone quarry died.

Low on health, @polar idol hid from @carmine cairn by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @polar idol died.

@tight niche was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @tight niche died.

@raw moss almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@carmine cairn drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@raw moss's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @polar idol
150 points go to 6th place: @lone quarry
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @idle pike
100 points go to 9th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 10th place: @gleaming kite

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[lone quarry]

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[long vine]

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[covert elk]

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[wet crypt]

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[polar lotus]

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[proud lava]

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[full kraken]

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[raw moss]

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[balmy willow]

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[polar idol]

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[tight niche]

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[fallen gull]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @full kraken, @long vine, @lone quarry, @proud lava, @polar idol, @livid shuttle, @fallen gull, @balmy willow, and @covert elk
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@polar lotus saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @polar lotus died.

@wet crypt used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @wet crypt died.

@fallen gull summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @long vine's life points directly. @long vine died.

@proud lava started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @proud lava died.

@tight niche looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

@livid shuttle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @livid shuttle died.

@polar idol screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

@fallen gull tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @fallen gull died.

@lone quarry paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Vortex Beater.

@balmy willow tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @balmy willow's mind right in front of their face. @balmy willow died.

@covert elk gave @carmine cairn a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @carmine cairn gave @covert elk a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @covert elk died.

@tight niche and @polar idol had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@full kraken swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @full kraken died.

@raw moss tried to strike @polar idol down, but @polar idol instead became more powerful than @raw moss could possibly imagine.

@polar idol called @carmine cairn a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @polar idol died.

@lone quarry tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @lone quarry died.

@raw moss woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@tight niche opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@carmine cairn tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@tight niche failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@tight niche found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @carmine cairn, who silenced @tight niche by filling their hiding place with water. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @lone quarry
150 points go to 5th place: @polar idol
150 points go to 6th place: @full kraken
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @balmy willow
100 points go to 9th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[flat forge]

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[livid shuttle]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[spark ravine]

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[lone quarry]

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[glacial totem]

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[fallen gull]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[carmine cairn]

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[icy swift]

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[polar idol]

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[remote pumice]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @lone quarry, @icy swift, @polar idol, @flat forge, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @icy swift. @glacial totem died.

No one told @long vine that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @long vine died.

@spark ravine used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@raw moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@lone quarry likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @lone quarry probably liked trains a bit too much. @lone quarry died.

@potent talon made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@flat forge drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @flat forge died.

@fallen gull killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@potent talon burst with happiness, quite literally. @potent talon died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

@livid shuttle always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @livid shuttle died.

@remote pumice saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@spark ravine "borrowed" @carmine cairn's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @carmine cairn's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @spark ravine could return it.

@icy swift got a piggyback ride from @fallen gull, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @fallen gull died.

@polar idol won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

@icy swift got impaled by Mourning Wood. @icy swift died.

@tight niche watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

@remote pumice started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@tranquil wyvern became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice climbed a tree without using their arms.

@polar idol went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @polar idol died.

@remote pumice fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @remote pumice died.

@spark ravine used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @spark ravine died.

@raw moss hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @raw moss died.

@tight niche used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

@carmine cairn blew @tight niche to bits using an exploding bed. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @polar idol
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @icy swift
100 points go to 9th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[spark ravine]

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[fallen gull]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[polar lotus]

bb!register

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[polar idol]

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[lone quarry]

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[carmine cairn]

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[terse cipher]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @tight niche, @raw moss, @lone quarry, @polar idol, @terse cipher, @potent talon, @spark ravine, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@spark ravine took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@carmine cairn tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @carmine cairn decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @polar lotus into fertilizer. @polar lotus died.

@potent talon died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @potent talon died.

@terse cipher was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@fallen gull tried to confess their love to @tight niche, but @tight niche interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@polar idol started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @lone quarry and @spark ravine out.

@raw moss tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@spark ravine ran with scissors. @spark ravine died.

@fallen gull made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @fallen gull rich and famous.

@carmine cairn started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@terse cipher thought that @raw moss was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@fallen gull pointed a Shotgun at @carmine cairn and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @fallen gull looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @fallen gull died.

@polar idol filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@lone quarry tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@terse cipher used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @terse cipher died.

@polar idol tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @polar idol died.

While riding on minecart rails, @lone quarry accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @lone quarry died.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @tight niche found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @tight niche was trapped for all eternity. @tight niche died.

@raw moss headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @carmine cairn had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@carmine cairn pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @lone quarry
150 points go to 5th place: @polar idol
150 points go to 6th place: @terse cipher
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @polar lotus

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[carmine cairn]

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[manic ravine]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @tight niche, @raw moss, @silver lintel, @wet crypt, @polar idol, @dusk rose, @manic ravine, and @spark ravine
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@dusk rose pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @spark ravine.

@wind flicker took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @wind flicker died.

@manic ravine thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@glacial totem and @silver lintel decided to play catch with a Seedler. @glacial totem missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @glacial totem died.

@polar lotus forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @polar lotus died.

@spark ravine used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @spark ravine died.

@carmine cairn held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@wet crypt found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@polar idol angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@silver lintel sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @silver lintel died.

@carmine cairn shot their Chain Gun to the left of @manic ravine just to scare them. @manic ravine heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @manic ravine died.

@tight niche wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@wet crypt crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@dusk rose was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @dusk rose died.

@polar idol accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@wet crypt forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @wet crypt died.

@tight niche opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

@polar idol played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @polar idol. @polar idol died.

@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@tight niche found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@tight niche fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @tight niche died.

@raw moss tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

@carmine cairn purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

@raw moss lured @carmine cairn into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @carmine cairn's dust allergy! @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @polar idol
150 points go to 5th place: @wet crypt
150 points go to 6th place: @dusk rose
100 points go to 7th place: @manic ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @silver lintel
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @polar lotus

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[polar idol]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @mental pebble, @polar idol, @astral glacier, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, and @balmy willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@wet crypt ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @wet crypt died.

@mental pebble tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @mental pebble died.

@tight niche handed @livid shuttle a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @livid shuttle died.

@spark ravine fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @spark ravine died.

@raw moss stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@balmy willow tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @balmy willow's mouth.

@balmy willow was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @carmine cairn. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @balmy willow died.

While @polar idol looked inside a Corruption chasm, @astral glacier pranked them by pushing them inside. @polar idol died.

@tight niche sang a song to try to impress @carmine cairn, @raw moss, and @glacial totem. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@astral glacier got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@astral glacier's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @astral glacier to notice them. @astral glacier died.

@tight niche drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@raw moss claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@raw moss saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@raw moss took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @raw moss died.

@glacial totem thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

@tight niche was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tight niche let them be.

@carmine cairn playfully poked @tight niche and laughed. @tight niche playfully poked them back with a Spear. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @polar idol
100 points go to 7th place: @balmy willow
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @mental pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[balmy willow]

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[glacial totem]

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[still cairn]

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[raw moss]

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[exotic saddle]

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[long vine]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[fallen gull]

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[tight niche]

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[glacial totem]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @raw moss, @still cairn, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @potent talon, @spark ravine, @fallen gull, and @balmy willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

While playing at the beach, @still cairn buried @tight niche in the sand. It took @tight niche several hours to dig themselves back out.

@fallen gull’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@glacial totem brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @glacial totem died.

@spark ravine equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@potent talon got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

@still cairn drank sand for 10 hours. @still cairn died.

@long vine skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @long vine died.

@balmy willow brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@exotic saddle's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @fallen gull and @spark ravine's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @exotic saddle died.

@potent talon invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

@balmy willow teleported behind @potent talon using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @potent talon died.

@spark ravine wished for the ability to fly. @raw moss granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @spark ravine died.

@fallen gull accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @fallen gull died.

@tight niche crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @raw moss laughed at them, not knowing that @tight niche was just a completionist.

@balmy willow invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@balmy willow kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @tight niche had had enough, so they scooped @balmy willow to death with an ice cream spoon. @balmy willow died.

@raw moss opened the front door and saw @tight niche trying to murder the Guide. @raw moss slowly closed the door and walked away.

@tight niche was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @raw moss tried putting @tight niche back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @balmy willow
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @still cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[raw moss]

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[novel summit]

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[glacial totem]

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[spark ravine]

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[wet crypt]

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[proud lava]

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[polar idol]

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[tight niche]

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[astral glacier]

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[fallen gull]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @proud lava, @polar idol, @astral glacier, @spark ravine, @novel summit, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@polar idol killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@raw moss accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@glacial totem contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @glacial totem died.

@wet crypt was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @wet crypt died.

While out exploring a cave with a torch, @proud lava farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @proud lava died.

@spark ravine shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @spark ravine's face. @spark ravine died.

@fallen gull briefly considered proposing marriage to @raw moss, but married a bee instead.

@astral glacier burned @novel summit to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @astral glacier for reading books. @novel summit died.

@polar idol ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @polar idol died.

@tight niche tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

@fallen gull got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @fallen gull died.

@raw moss used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@astral glacier started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

@raw moss searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

@astral glacier took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @astral glacier died.

@tight niche drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@raw moss tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@tight niche took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @polar idol
150 points go to 6th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @wet crypt
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[raw moss]

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[novel summit]

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[still cairn]

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[drowsy ermine]

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[spark ravine]

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[spark ravine]

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[amber ermine]

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[spark ravine]

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[tight niche]

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[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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[proud lava]

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[abstract dune]

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[novel summit]

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[whole junco]

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[flat forge]

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[fair hornet]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tight niche, @fair hornet, @raw moss, @whole junco, @still cairn, @long vine, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @proud lava, @drowsy ermine, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, @brave shore, and @novel summit
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud lava tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@whole junco purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@raw moss's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @raw moss sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@spark ravine beat @still cairn into a pulp with a stale baguette. @still cairn died.

The Wall of Flesh told @amber ermine that there was something stuck in their teeth. @amber ermine checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @amber ermine died.

@abstract dune played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@novel summit brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@drowsy ermine won in a fight against @abstract dune by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @abstract dune died.

@proud lava drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @brave shore mopped @proud lava up with a tissue. @proud lava died.

@drowsy ermine was buried under an avalanche that @novel summit had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @drowsy ermine died.

@whole junco had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@spark ravine tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@livid shuttle was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @livid shuttle died.

@long vine dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @spark ravine, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @spark ravine died.

@brave shore found some Diamond Ore. @fair hornet quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@brave shore drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @brave shore died.

@novel summit tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @novel summit died.

@whole junco jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @whole junco died.

@long vine created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @flat forge got too close while watching. @flat forge died.

@fair hornet got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @fair hornet died.

@long vine did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @long vine died.

@tight niche and @raw moss got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@raw moss and @tight niche were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@tight niche stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fair hornet
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @whole junco
100 points go to 7th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[fair hornet]

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[raw moss]

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[spark ravine]

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[proud lava]

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[amber ermine]

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[flat forge]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tulip adder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tulip adder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wind flicker]

bb!register

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[lean dew]

bb!register

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[covert elk]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @zenith root, @gusty bobcat, @tight niche, @fair hornet, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @lean dew, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @tulip adder, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@flat forge and @zenith root farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

@wind flicker was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @wind flicker died.

@spark ravine consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@covert elk marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@zenith root suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @zenith root died.

@fair hornet wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@tight niche finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @gusty bobcat caught it and used it as fishing bait.

@fair hornet was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @fair hornet died.

@raw moss thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @raw moss died.

After @amber ermine drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @amber ermine died.

@lean dew began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@long vine dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@flat forge started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@proud lava toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @proud lava died.

@lean dew picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @lean dew died.

@tulip adder fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@covert elk and @tranquil wyvern spotted a Crystal Storm on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

@spark ravine looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@long vine and @covert elk were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

@spark ravine buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@gusty bobcat accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@tranquil wyvern tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@flat forge flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@spark ravine traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @spark ravine died.

@tight niche tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@tulip adder managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @tulip adder. Apparently, not that many. @tulip adder died.

@covert elk was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @covert elk barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @covert elk died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@gusty bobcat overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

@tight niche found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@tranquil wyvern planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

@tight niche tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @flat forge's head instead. @flat forge died.

@gusty bobcat invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

@gusty bobcat tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@tranquil wyvern tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@tranquil wyvern jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @tranquil wyvern died.

@gusty bobcat tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @gusty bobcat died.

@long vine became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@tight niche went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@long vine and @tight niche were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @long vine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 7th place: @tulip adder
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[abstract thunder]

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[flat forge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

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[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glossy finch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glossy finch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wind flicker]

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[gleaming grove]

@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[obtuse raven]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[sand geode]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sand geode, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming kite]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gleaming kite, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lone quarry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lone quarry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @gusty bobcat, @tight niche, @lone quarry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @sand geode, @flat forge, @glossy finch, @abstract thunder, @spark ravine, @obtuse raven, and @gleaming kite
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @wind flicker died.

@long vine murdered @glossy finch by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @glossy finch died.

@tight niche adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

@abstract thunder was eaten by a tree. @abstract thunder died.

@sand geode ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @sand geode said "thanks, you too." @sand geode died.

@obtuse raven was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@spark ravine cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@gusty bobcat wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@flat forge found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @lone quarry, @long vine, and @gleaming kite. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @gleaming kite died.

@tight niche caused @gusty bobcat to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@obtuse raven paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Beam Sword.

@tranquil wyvern laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@spark ravine ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@long vine put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@obtuse raven couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @obtuse raven died.

@spark ravine took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @gusty bobcat some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @gusty bobcat died.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @tranquil wyvern was the bartender, @flat forge was the DJ, and @lone quarry was the pinata. @lone quarry died.

@tight niche warned @long vine not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @long vine trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@tight niche wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

@spark ravine tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

@flat forge tried to attack @long vine with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@tranquil wyvern and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @tranquil wyvern's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@spark ravine faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@flat forge drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @flat forge died.

@long vine walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@spark ravine fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @spark ravine died.

@long vine and @tranquil wyvern were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @long vine suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @tranquil wyvern turned around to look. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@long vine replaced @tight niche's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @lone quarry
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @obtuse raven
100 points go to 9th place: @gleaming kite
100 points go to 10th place: @sand geode

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[flat forge]

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[mild oasis]

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[wind flicker]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[spark ravine]

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[white condor]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[lone quarry]

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[silk phoenix]

bb!register

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@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gritty jay]

bb!register

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@gritty jay, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @mild oasis, @gusty bobcat, @tight niche, @lone quarry, @tranquil wyvern, @silk phoenix, @oak temple, @flat forge, @white condor, @gritty jay, @spark ravine, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@oak temple found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@wind flicker tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @wind flicker died.

@silk phoenix got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @silk phoenix died.

@flat forge summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @flat forge died.

@tight niche tried to set up a campfire, but @lone quarry drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@white condor was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

@gritty jay built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @gritty jay died.

@gusty bobcat wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@spark ravine, @tranquil wyvern, and @tight niche formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

@livid shuttle started barking like a dog while chasing @gusty bobcat.

@oak temple wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@white condor paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@livid shuttle sniped @lone quarry with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @livid shuttle, it was opposite day. @livid shuttle died.

@white condor activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @white condor died.

@mild oasis wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @mild oasis died.

@oak temple iwwegawy owoed to @lone quarry and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @oak temple died.

@spark ravine made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @spark ravine died.

@tight niche accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @tight niche.

@tranquil wyvern went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @tranquil wyvern died.

@lone quarry's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @lone quarry died.

@tight niche trapped @gusty bobcat in a maze, but while they were taunting @gusty bobcat, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

@gusty bobcat started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @gusty bobcat died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @gusty bobcat
250 points go to 3rd place: @lone quarry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @mild oasis
100 points go to 8th place: @white condor
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gritty jay

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glossy finch]

bb!register

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@glossy finch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mild oasis]

bb!register

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@mild oasis, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wind flicker]

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[near mortar]

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[devout lava]

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[left igloo]

bb!register

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@left igloo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[flat forge]

bb!register

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@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silk phoenix]

bb!register

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@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[upper oracle]

bb!register

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@upper oracle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager coyote]

bb!register

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@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[crude trench]

bb!register

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@crude trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mental pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mental pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 19 players remaining.
@mild oasis, @wind flicker, @eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @devout lava, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @crude trench, @mental pebble, @left igloo, @upper oracle, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, @glossy finch, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @wind flicker died.

@eager coyote emerged from a tree stump and scolded @left igloo for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @left igloo was still holding an axe. @eager coyote died.

@crude trench went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @crude trench died.

@livid shuttle took a potato chip... and ate it!

@mental pebble challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @mental pebble died.

@mild oasis started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @tranquil wyvern forced them to put in some more effort.

@upper oracle heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @upper oracle died.

@devout lava tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@amber ermine and @gusty bobcat attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@silk phoenix started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

@tight niche constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

@glossy finch got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@spark ravine spiced up @amber ermine's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @amber ermine died.

@gusty bobcat stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@silk phoenix had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @silk phoenix wasn't a pie. @silk phoenix died.

@glossy finch rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @glossy finch with unnecessary advice.

@mild oasis touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@devout lava started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@livid shuttle obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @livid shuttle never learned how to snap their fingers.

@tight niche felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

@glossy finch called @left igloo on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @glossy finch died.

Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @flat forge randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

@near mortar wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@devout lava trapped @tranquil wyvern in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tranquil wyvern managed to escape regardless.

@mild oasis and @near mortar had a very merry unbirthday party together. @left igloo found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@near mortar was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @near mortar died.

@carmine cairn tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @gusty bobcat spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@spark ravine hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @spark ravine could pull it to shore.

@flat forge tried hacking into @tight niche's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @tight niche's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

@gusty bobcat performed surgery on a grape.

@devout lava started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@spark ravine passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@flat forge accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

@tight niche insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @livid shuttle insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @livid shuttle, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @livid shuttle died.

@mild oasis gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @mild oasis died.

@carmine cairn felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@devout lava accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @devout lava, go jump off that cliff. @devout lava died.

@gusty bobcat wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@flat forge had @left igloo lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @left igloo, this wasn't a magic show. @left igloo died.

@spark ravine merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @flat forge's. @flat forge died.

@spark ravine drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @spark ravine died.

@tranquil wyvern found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @tranquil wyvern was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@carmine cairn found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

@gusty bobcat was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @gusty bobcat died.

@tranquil wyvern was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @tight niche's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @tight niche through the wall. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @left igloo
100 points go to 8th place: @devout lava
100 points go to 9th place: @mild oasis
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty bobcat]

bB!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glossy finch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glossy finch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[flat forge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silk phoenix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lament sparrow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lament sparrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mild oasis]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mild oasis, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gritty jay]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gritty jay, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silk phoenix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silk phoenix, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[indigo pilot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@indigo pilot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mental pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mental pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[polar lotus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@polar lotus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wind flicker]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[light frigate]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@light frigate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brittle grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brittle grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 19 players remaining.
@mild oasis, @brittle grove, @wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @gusty bobcat, @tight niche, @mental pebble, @lament sparrow, @long vine, @amber ermine, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, @glossy finch, @gritty jay, @indigo pilot, @livid shuttle, @light frigate, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@wind flicker bragged to @silk phoenix about their combat skills. @silk phoenix didn't really know @wind flicker and had no idea how this conversation started.

@long vine suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@mild oasis used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @mild oasis died.

@light frigate was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@brittle grove spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @brittle grove died.

@indigo pilot wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @wind flicker on a spit. @wind flicker died.

@livid shuttle tried to use forbidden magic to erase @glossy finch from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @glossy finch die, so nothing actually happened.

@polar lotus was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @polar lotus died.

@near mortar swapped @mental pebble's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @mental pebble then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @mental pebble died.

@flat forge didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @lament sparrow, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @lament sparrow died.

@long vine was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @long vine died.

@silk phoenix gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @amber ermine, who was in the front row. @amber ermine died.

@light frigate started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@livid shuttle joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@carmine cairn and @silk phoenix played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @carmine cairn was the chicken. @silk phoenix died.

@glossy finch didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @glossy finch died.

@tight niche painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

@livid shuttle tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @livid shuttle then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @livid shuttle died.

@near mortar, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @near mortar died.

@light frigate summoned a solar eclipse while @indigo pilot was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @light frigate died.

@carmine cairn wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@flat forge encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @flat forge decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

@gritty jay has fallen, and they can't get up. @gritty jay died.

@indigo pilot accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @indigo pilot died.

@flat forge accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @flat forge died.

@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @gusty bobcat held up their hand. @gusty bobcat demonstrated the power of the Force.

@gusty bobcat went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @carmine cairn had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @gusty bobcat died.

@carmine cairn put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @carmine cairn whole. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @indigo pilot
150 points go to 6th place: @gritty jay
100 points go to 7th place: @light frigate
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @glossy finch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[flat forge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gritty jay]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gritty jay, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[indigo pilot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@indigo pilot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[polar lotus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@polar lotus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silk phoenix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[devout lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@devout lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mild oasis]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mild oasis, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[light frigate]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@light frigate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[abstract dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@abstract dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lofty sleet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lofty sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[stone fossil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@stone fossil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[half magnet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@mild oasis, @devout lava, @polar lotus, @lofty sleet, @stone fossil, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @abstract dune, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, @gritty jay, @indigo pilot, @gray sky, @spark ravine, and @light frigate
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern complained to @mild oasis that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@gray sky decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@indigo pilot and @silk phoenix got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.