#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 108

gleaming groveBOT Jan 26, 2026, 5:36 AM

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@prisma rampart found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@near mortar was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@blissful orchid was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @blissful orchid's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @blissful orchid died.

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@quasi delta saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tight niche wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@potent talon started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@potent talon angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @prisma rampart on a spit. @prisma rampart died.

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@near mortar tried to set up a campfire, but @tight niche drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@near mortar started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @near mortar died.

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@quasi delta entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @tranquil wyvern's chests for the rest of its life.

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@carmine cairn kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@tranquil wyvern finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@raw moss put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@tight niche was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@quasi delta threatened @spark ravine with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @spark ravine informed @quasi delta as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @quasi delta died.

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@spark ravine ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @spark ravine said "thanks, you too." @spark ravine died.

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@raw moss was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@tranquil wyvern was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found some Diamond Ore. @carmine cairn quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@carmine cairn found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @carmine cairn walked out the door.

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@carmine cairn was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @quasi delta
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @prisma rampart
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Jan 26, 2026, 5:40 AM

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spark ravine Jan 26, 2026, 5:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 26, 2026, 5:42 AM

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raw moss Jan 26, 2026, 5:52 AM

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peak yoke Jan 26, 2026, 5:52 AM

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proud lava Jan 26, 2026, 5:57 AM

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polar idol Jan 26, 2026, 5:58 AM

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lime creek Jan 26, 2026, 6:00 AM

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long vine Jan 26, 2026, 6:02 AM

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flat forge Jan 26, 2026, 6:13 AM

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icy swift Jan 26, 2026, 6:29 AM

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tight niche Jan 26, 2026, 6:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @peak yoke, @icy swift, @proud lava, @polar idol, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@raw moss aimed a Last Prism beam at @polar idol, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@tight niche burned @glacial totem to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @tight niche for reading books. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@icy swift hid from @lime creek by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@long vine gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @long vine died.

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@peak yoke developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@proud lava shot a sand block at @livid shuttle with a Sandgun, but @livid shuttle managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@flat forge took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@peak yoke put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@peak yoke died.

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@tight niche sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@proud lava walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @proud lava died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @spark ravine's. @spark ravine died.

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@livid shuttle moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @livid shuttle died.

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@flat forge was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @flat forge died.

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@raw moss murdered @icy swift with a knife, but it was actually @lime creek in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @raw moss didn't care that much. @lime creek died.

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@tight niche started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@icy swift was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @icy swift died.

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@tight niche tried to attack @raw moss with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tight niche to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@polar idol started blocking @tranquil wyvern's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@raw moss added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@polar idol drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @polar idol died.

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@tranquil wyvern felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tight niche setting explosives beneath them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @raw moss soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @polar idol
150 points go to 5th place: @icy swift
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Jan 26, 2026, 6:40 AM

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polar idol Jan 26, 2026, 6:42 AM

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flat forge Jan 26, 2026, 6:48 AM

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spark ravine Jan 26, 2026, 6:49 AM

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near mortar Jan 26, 2026, 6:49 AM

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agile pagoda Jan 26, 2026, 6:58 AM

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rare gyro Jan 26, 2026, 7:04 AM

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quasi delta Jan 26, 2026, 7:05 AM

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amber ermine Jan 26, 2026, 7:08 AM

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dull gazelle Jan 26, 2026, 7:12 AM

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long vine Jan 26, 2026, 7:21 AM

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raw moss Jan 26, 2026, 7:25 AM

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tight niche Jan 26, 2026, 7:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @polar idol, @quasi delta, @flat forge, @rare gyro, @agile pagoda, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, @dull gazelle, and @near mortar
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@long vine stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@spark ravine was infected by a zombie virus. @spark ravine died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@glacial totem triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @glacial totem died.

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@quasi delta decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@amber ermine found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @amber ermine died.

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@polar idol found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@raw moss's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@near mortar tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@quasi delta asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @livid shuttle, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @quasi delta to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @quasi delta died.

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@agile pagoda tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@rare gyro reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @tight niche in a Fish costume.

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@tight niche tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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A mysterious stranger gave @agile pagoda a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @flat forge with it. However, @agile pagoda clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @agile pagoda died.

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@polar idol and @rare gyro were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @polar idol played solitaire. @rare gyro stood behind them and watched.

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@long vine spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@livid shuttle found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @livid shuttle died.

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@spark ravine saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @spark ravine died.

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@dull gazelle tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @dull gazelle died.

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@raw moss trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@near mortar went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @near mortar died.

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@polar idol accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@tight niche found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @polar idol died.

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@flat forge claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @raw moss was morbidly interested.

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@raw moss wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@long vine had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @flat forge's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@rare gyro ripped @flat forge's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @flat forge. @flat forge died.

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@long vine received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @long vine died.

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@rare gyro found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @rare gyro died.

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@tight niche tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tight niche was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @raw moss with its horns. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @rare gyro
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @polar idol
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Jan 26, 2026, 7:39 AM

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raw moss Jan 26, 2026, 7:39 AM

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polar idol Jan 26, 2026, 7:39 AM

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flat forge Jan 26, 2026, 7:39 AM

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rare gyro Jan 26, 2026, 7:58 AM

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spark ravine Jan 26, 2026, 8:10 AM

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wind flicker Jan 26, 2026, 8:14 AM

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fair hornet Jan 26, 2026, 8:23 AM

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bright plinth Jan 26, 2026, 8:24 AM

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tight niche Jan 26, 2026, 8:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @tight niche, @fair hornet, @raw moss, @bright plinth, @long vine, @polar idol, @flat forge, @rare gyro, and @spark ravine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@wind flicker found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @wind flicker died.

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@raw moss joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@fair hornet built a floating city and named it "England".

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @raw moss's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @raw moss died.

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@flat forge and @spark ravine built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@long vine greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @long vine died.

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@polar idol underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @polar idol died.

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@rare gyro tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@fair hornet made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @fair hornet died.

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@bright plinth bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tight niche for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @bright plinth furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@flat forge hid from @spark ravine after @rare gyro exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@tight niche found some soup in their fly.

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@bright plinth was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@tight niche overwhelmed @bright plinth with a storm of flying bananas. @bright plinth died.

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@flat forge, @spark ravine, and @rare gyro formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@spark ravine boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @spark ravine died.

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@rare gyro went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @rare gyro died.

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@flat forge tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@tight niche crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@flat forge found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tight niche was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @flat forge!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @flat forge
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @rare gyro
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @bright plinth
150 points go to 6th place: @fair hornet
100 points go to 7th place: @polar idol
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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polar idol Jan 26, 2026, 8:38 AM

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flat forge Jan 26, 2026, 8:38 AM

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spark ravine Jan 26, 2026, 8:38 AM

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near mortar Jan 26, 2026, 8:43 AM

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wind flicker Jan 26, 2026, 8:47 AM

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fair hornet Jan 26, 2026, 8:47 AM

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fallen gull Jan 26, 2026, 8:55 AM

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long vine Jan 26, 2026, 9:14 AM

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brave shore Jan 26, 2026, 9:18 AM

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amber ermine Jan 26, 2026, 9:21 AM

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tight niche Jan 26, 2026, 9:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 26, 2026, 9:28 AM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @fair hornet, @tight niche, @long vine, @amber ermine, @polar idol, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @brave shore, @fallen gull, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wind flicker tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @wind flicker died.

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The sun burnt @near mortar into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@spark ravine tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@fair hornet forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @fair hornet died.

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@amber ermine thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @amber ermine died.

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@flat forge had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@brave shore caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @brave shore died.

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@fallen gull saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@near mortar was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @near mortar died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @fallen gull accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@spark ravine was in the middle of taking a shower when @polar idol took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @spark ravine died.

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@tight niche captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@long vine came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@fallen gull started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @fallen gull died.

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@flat forge trash talked @long vine, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @flat forge suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @flat forge died.

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@tight niche tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@polar idol, @tight niche, and @long vine raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@tight niche wrote @polar idol's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @polar idol died.

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@long vine farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@long vine was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @polar idol
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @fair hornet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Jan 26, 2026, 10:54 AM

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long vine Jan 26, 2026, 11:22 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @polar idol, @drowsy ermine, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, and @fallen gull
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@tight niche was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@polar idol and @zenith root ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@zenith root started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @zenith root died.

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@long vine wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @long vine died.

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@fallen gull found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@drowsy ermine cut through @amber ermine with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @amber ermine died.

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@polar idol discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @polar idol died.

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@tranquil wyvern started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@drowsy ermine decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @drowsy ermine died.

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@livid shuttle drank a Molotov Cocktail. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tranquil wyvern ended up completely fine.

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@fallen gull wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@fallen gull ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @fallen gull died.

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Poor @tight niche. @tight niche keeps getting pinged over and over again. @tight niche is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @tight niche. @tight niche. @tight niche.

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@tight niche couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@flat forge built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@tranquil wyvern's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Titanium Sword was nice and clean, but their Daedalus Stormbow's string broke, and their Betsy's Wrath cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@flat forge ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @flat forge died.

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@spark ravine challenged @tight niche to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tight niche's turn to win. @spark ravine died.

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@tranquil wyvern panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @drowsy ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @polar idol
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flat forge Jan 26, 2026, 11:38 AM

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remote glen Jan 26, 2026, 12:28 PM

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tight niche Jan 26, 2026, 12:28 PM

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obtuse raven Jan 26, 2026, 12:51 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 26, 2026, 12:58 PM

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amber ermine Jan 26, 2026, 1:07 PM

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near mortar Jan 26, 2026, 1:17 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 26, 2026, 1:27 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @gusty bobcat, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @dusk gale, @remote glen, @drowsy ermine, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @obtuse raven, @near mortar, and @fallen gull
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@obtuse raven tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @drowsy ermine, but they were in broad daylight.

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@livid shuttle found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@carmine cairn didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @amber ermine's. @amber ermine died.

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@dusk gale spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @dusk gale died.

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@remote glen got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @remote glen died.

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@drowsy ermine couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Brand of the Inferno to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @drowsy ermine's heart and brain. @drowsy ermine died.

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@steel sentinel was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@spark ravine threw @livid shuttle into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @spark ravine a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @near mortar died.

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@obtuse raven smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@fallen gull took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@carmine cairn climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @gusty bobcat and @spark ravine.

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@flat forge was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @flat forge suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@steel sentinel was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@fallen gull and @flat forge played catch with a Paladin. @fallen gull accidentally fumbled a catch. @fallen gull died.

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@carmine cairn went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@spark ravine spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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The Cyborg hacked into @tight niche's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @gusty bobcat. Queen Bee died.

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@obtuse raven accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@spark ravine was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @spark ravine died.

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@tight niche received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@obtuse raven didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @obtuse raven died.

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@flat forge invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@steel sentinel began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@carmine cairn took aim at @steel sentinel from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@flat forge released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @flat forge, but it was very satisfying.

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@gusty bobcat drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@flat forge built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @flat forge died.

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Congratulations, @gusty bobcat! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @gusty bobcat died.

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@steel sentinel went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @steel sentinel's canvas.

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@steel sentinel got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@carmine cairn attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@carmine cairn got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @obtuse raven
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gusty bobcat Jan 26, 2026, 1:39 PM

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flat forge Jan 26, 2026, 1:41 PM

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amber ermine Jan 26, 2026, 1:45 PM

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drowsy ermine Jan 26, 2026, 1:45 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 26, 2026, 1:47 PM

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worthy ocean Jan 26, 2026, 1:49 PM

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spark ravine Jan 26, 2026, 1:52 PM

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wanton plume Jan 26, 2026, 2:06 PM

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obtuse raven Jan 26, 2026, 2:15 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 26, 2026, 2:16 PM

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near mortar Jan 26, 2026, 2:22 PM

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astral glacier Jan 26, 2026, 2:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@gusty bobcat, @wanton plume, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @drowsy ermine, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, @astral glacier, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @obtuse raven, @near mortar, and @worthy ocean
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@astral glacier developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@wanton plume picked a fight with a goose. @wanton plume died.

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A pretty fairy led @amber ermine to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @amber ermine died.

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@drowsy ermine had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @drowsy ermine's skull. @drowsy ermine died.

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@gusty bobcat found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@spark ravine didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @spark ravine died.

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@livid shuttle fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @near mortar. @livid shuttle died.

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@obtuse raven somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@flat forge learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@astral glacier made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@gusty bobcat bashed @worthy ocean in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@obtuse raven was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @obtuse raven died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tranquil wyvern allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@near mortar took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@flat forge made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@worthy ocean got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @worthy ocean, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @worthy ocean died.

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@gusty bobcat got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @gusty bobcat died.

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@flat forge fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@steel sentinel was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@tranquil wyvern somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@tranquil wyvern practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@flat forge screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@astral glacier fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@steel sentinel threw @flat forge in the washing machine and turned it on. @flat forge died.

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@astral glacier used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@astral glacier got burninated by Tim. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @flat forge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @worthy ocean
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @obtuse raven
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @spark ravine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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drowsy ermine Jan 26, 2026, 2:38 PM

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gusty bobcat Jan 26, 2026, 2:40 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 26, 2026, 2:40 PM

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flat forge Jan 26, 2026, 2:42 PM

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peak yoke Jan 26, 2026, 2:42 PM

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lone quarry Jan 26, 2026, 2:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 26, 2026, 2:48 PM

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wet crypt Jan 26, 2026, 2:59 PM

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tame sand Jan 26, 2026, 3:01 PM

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polar idol Jan 26, 2026, 3:13 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 26, 2026, 3:26 PM

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subtle gorge Jan 26, 2026, 3:26 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @gusty bobcat, @wet crypt, @subtle gorge, @tame sand, @tranquil wyvern, @lone quarry, @peak yoke, @polar idol, @drowsy ermine, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, and @livid shuttle
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@carmine cairn recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @carmine cairn concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@carmine cairn started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @carmine cairn died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@tame sand got quantum-entangled with @flat forge, and used this opportunity to force @flat forge to pick their own nose.

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@drowsy ermine swung a Christmas Tree Sword at @subtle gorge and missed. However, @subtle gorge acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @drowsy ermine to receive a yellow card.

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@wet crypt went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @wet crypt died.

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@lone quarry wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@peak yoke challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @peak yoke died.

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@drowsy ermine got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @drowsy ermine died.

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@livid shuttle splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tame sand observed disapprovingly.

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@flat forge stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @flat forge died.

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@gusty bobcat stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@lone quarry found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@livid shuttle shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @livid shuttle died.

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@subtle gorge woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @subtle gorge died.

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The Demolitionist told @polar idol that it was a good day to die. @polar idol thought so too. @polar idol died.

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@tranquil wyvern placed chests all over the world except where @tame sand was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tame sand died.

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@lone quarry was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @lone quarry died.

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@steel sentinel distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@gusty bobcat was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@tranquil wyvern escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@steel sentinel was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@steel sentinel did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @tranquil wyvern, who happened to be watching. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @lone quarry
150 points go to 5th place: @tame sand
150 points go to 6th place: @polar idol
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @drowsy ermine

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drowsy ermine Jan 26, 2026, 3:38 PM

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polar idol Jan 26, 2026, 3:39 PM

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crimson forge Jan 26, 2026, 3:43 PM

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lone quarry Jan 26, 2026, 3:43 PM

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wet crypt Jan 26, 2026, 3:43 PM

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stone fossil Jan 26, 2026, 3:43 PM

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gusty bobcat Jan 26, 2026, 3:45 PM

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flat forge Jan 26, 2026, 3:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 26, 2026, 3:49 PM

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subtle gorge Jan 26, 2026, 4:01 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 26, 2026, 4:11 PM

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raw moss Jan 26, 2026, 4:12 PM

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spark ravine Jan 26, 2026, 4:20 PM

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quasi delta Jan 26, 2026, 4:20 PM

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errant vine Jan 26, 2026, 4:22 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 26, 2026, 4:27 PM

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amber ermine Jan 26, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @stone fossil, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @subtle gorge, @lone quarry, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @polar idol, @drowsy ermine, @quasi delta, @errant vine, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, @crimson forge, @livid shuttle, and @spark ravine
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@wet crypt forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @wet crypt died.

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@errant vine started rallying for goblin rights.

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@quasi delta used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@amber ermine spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @amber ermine still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @amber ermine died.

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@drowsy ermine was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @drowsy ermine died.

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@crimson forge asked @tranquil wyvern to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @crimson forge died.

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@livid shuttle programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @livid shuttle died.

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@gusty bobcat had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@spark ravine thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @spark ravine in disguise. Huh? @spark ravine died.

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@lone quarry thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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After an intense fight, @errant vine was beaten by @gusty bobcat in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @gusty bobcat told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@carmine cairn declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @carmine cairn's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@steel sentinel rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @steel sentinel's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@quasi delta tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @quasi delta died.

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@raw moss discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@lone quarry took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@subtle gorge ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@polar idol was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tranquil wyvern caught them in time.

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@stone fossil stole @flat forge's lemons. @flat forge got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @stone fossil's house down.

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@tranquil wyvern stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @tranquil wyvern died.

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After @polar idol went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @polar idol died.

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@subtle gorge finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@subtle gorge went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @subtle gorge died.

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@raw moss thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@gusty bobcat declared that 64 was their favorite number. @carmine cairn wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @gusty bobcat by stabbing them 64 times. @gusty bobcat died.

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@steel sentinel modified @stone fossil's Platinum Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @stone fossil was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @stone fossil died.

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@carmine cairn took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@errant vine wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @errant vine died.

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@lone quarry tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@flat forge's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@carmine cairn tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@flat forge tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@lone quarry drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @lone quarry died.

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@flat forge spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @flat forge died.

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@steel sentinel yelled, "Duck!" @carmine cairn excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @lone quarry
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 9th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 10th place: @polar idol

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gusty bobcat Jan 26, 2026, 4:40 PM

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stone fossil Jan 26, 2026, 4:40 PM

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flat forge Jan 26, 2026, 4:42 PM

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lone quarry Jan 26, 2026, 4:46 PM

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raw moss Jan 26, 2026, 4:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 26, 2026, 4:52 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 26, 2026, 4:59 PM

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polar idol Jan 26, 2026, 5:03 PM

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peak yoke Jan 26, 2026, 5:14 PM

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radiant stump Jan 26, 2026, 5:16 PM

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errant vine Jan 26, 2026, 5:25 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 26, 2026, 5:25 PM

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modest pier Jan 26, 2026, 5:25 PM

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fresh dawn Jan 26, 2026, 5:28 PM

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past grotto Jan 26, 2026, 5:29 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @stone fossil, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @fresh dawn, @radiant stump, @past grotto, @tranquil wyvern, @lone quarry, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @polar idol, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @modest pier, and @livid shuttle
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@flat forge hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@fresh dawn hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @fresh dawn died.

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@amber ermine used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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A witch prophesized that @livid shuttle would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@stone fossil dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @gusty bobcat diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@polar idol played Frisbee with @radiant stump using a Light Disc, but @radiant stump unfortunately didn't have five hands. @radiant stump died.

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@raw moss spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@past grotto played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @past grotto died.

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@tranquil wyvern activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@amber ermine smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @amber ermine died.

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Santa Claus asked @carmine cairn what they wanted for Christmas. @carmine cairn replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@steel sentinel built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@peak yoke's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @peak yoke died.

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@lone quarry trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@polar idol started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@raw moss was building a nice house. @carmine cairn asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @raw moss just looked confused.

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@tranquil wyvern shot a sand block at @livid shuttle with a Sandgun, but @livid shuttle managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@gusty bobcat tried to high-five @stone fossil, but @stone fossil went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@flat forge suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@steel sentinel wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@errant vine became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@gusty bobcat drew swords on the ground. @polar idol started stomping all over them. Furious, @gusty bobcat picked one up and stabbed @polar idol with it.. @polar idol died.

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@flat forge found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@flat forge tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @flat forge died.

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@modest pier was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @modest pier died.

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@lone quarry multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@errant vine got tired of @livid shuttle trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @livid shuttle at a Sawmill. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@errant vine held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@tranquil wyvern swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@stone fossil got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @stone fossil died.

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@raw moss teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@steel sentinel ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@gusty bobcat used their Copper Broadsword to lop off @errant vine's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @gusty bobcat invented golf. @errant vine died.

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@steel sentinel pickpocketed @carmine cairn, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@gusty bobcat turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @gusty bobcat died.

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@lone quarry went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @lone quarry died.

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@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@steel sentinel made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @carmine cairn walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@raw moss launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@steel sentinel started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@carmine cairn found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@raw moss found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@steel sentinel got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@carmine cairn found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@steel sentinel made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @steel sentinel died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @raw moss was caught in the crossfire. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @lone quarry
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @modest pier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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past grotto Jan 26, 2026, 5:41 PM

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stone fossil Jan 26, 2026, 5:41 PM

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twilit oxide Jan 26, 2026, 5:43 PM

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lone quarry Jan 26, 2026, 5:44 PM

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sturdy siren Jan 26, 2026, 5:53 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @stone fossil, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @past grotto, @lone quarry, @polar idol, @drowsy ermine, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @modest pier, @sturdy siren, and @twilit oxide
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All that glitters is not gold. @twilit oxide disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@lone quarry found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @gusty bobcat to check it out. @gusty bobcat decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@sturdy siren vaporized @polar lotus with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @polar lotus died.

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@past grotto wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @polar idol wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @past grotto killed the Traveling Merchant first. @past grotto died.

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@flat forge used an Inferno Fork to eat. @steel sentinel thought they didn't notice, but @flat forge just really likes spicy food.

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@drowsy ermine watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @polar idol was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @polar idol had ever been in. @polar idol died.

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@drowsy ermine was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @drowsy ermine died.

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@stone fossil ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@flat forge befriended @modest pier by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@carmine cairn explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @twilit oxide over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@flat forge chewed some gum. It made @flat forge feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @flat forge died.

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@sturdy siren accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@gusty bobcat started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@modest pier saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @modest pier died.

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@steel sentinel found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@sturdy siren was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @sturdy siren's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @sturdy siren died.

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@lone quarry tried to destroy @twilit oxide by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@carmine cairn couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@gusty bobcat had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Handgun. Obviously, this failed.

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@twilit oxide clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @twilit oxide died.

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@stone fossil didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@lone quarry was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@stone fossil tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@carmine cairn started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@raw moss was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@lone quarry accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @lone quarry died.

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@stone fossil began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @stone fossil died.

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@steel sentinel tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@raw moss painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@carmine cairn created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @carmine cairn's artistic genius.

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@gusty bobcat was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @gusty bobcat died.

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@steel sentinel drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 5th place: @stone fossil
150 points go to 6th place: @lone quarry
100 points go to 7th place: @twilit oxide
100 points go to 8th place: @sturdy siren
100 points go to 9th place: @modest pier
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @stone fossil, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @lone quarry, @polar idol, @drowsy ermine, and @steel sentinel
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Tired of eating plain toast, @carmine cairn started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@polar lotus blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @polar lotus's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@lone quarry died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @lone quarry was revived.

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@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@gusty bobcat silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @polar idol's back, which then integrated itself into @polar idol's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@stone fossil saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tranquil wyvern and @polar lotus found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tranquil wyvern landed in a pool of water. @polar lotus did not. @polar lotus died.

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@steel sentinel made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@gusty bobcat set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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There once was a @stone fossil who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @stone fossil's insides, and all the animals were freed. @stone fossil died.

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@gusty bobcat realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @gusty bobcat died.

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@polar idol accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @polar idol died.

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@drowsy ermine tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @drowsy ermine died.

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@lone quarry started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @lone quarry died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @tranquil wyvern's head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@steel sentinel was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@carmine cairn drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@carmine cairn dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @carmine cairn is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@raw moss underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@carmine cairn was looking kind of dumb after @raw moss's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lone quarry
150 points go to 6th place: @drowsy ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @polar idol
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 9th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 10th place: @polar lotus

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lone quarry Jan 26, 2026, 8:14 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @stone fossil, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @sudden plume, @lone quarry, @errant vine, @astral glacier, @steel sentinel, @sturdy siren, and @wet merlin
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@steel sentinel started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@errant vine used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @polar lotus alive. @polar lotus died.

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@carmine cairn found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@sturdy siren used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @sturdy siren died.

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@lone quarry pointed a wooden wand at @raw moss and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@wet merlin found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@astral glacier took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@sudden plume was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@stone fossil stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @stone fossil died.

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@lone quarry used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @lone quarry died.

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@wet merlin was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @wet merlin died.

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@carmine cairn appeared to be taking a group picture of @errant vine, @raw moss, and @steel sentinel. @carmine cairn's selfie turned out great!

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@errant vine gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@sudden plume was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @sudden plume died.

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@astral glacier forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@carmine cairn left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@tranquil wyvern entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@tranquil wyvern's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@astral glacier unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @carmine cairn found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @sudden plume
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @lone quarry
100 points go to 10th place: @stone fossil

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radiant eagle Jan 26, 2026, 8:40 PM

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raw moss Jan 26, 2026, 8:42 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 26, 2026, 8:55 PM

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dull gazelle Jan 26, 2026, 9:07 PM

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jagged yacht Jan 26, 2026, 9:13 PM

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brave shore Jan 26, 2026, 9:14 PM

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polar lotus Jan 26, 2026, 9:18 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 26, 2026, 9:20 PM

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polar idol Jan 26, 2026, 9:27 PM

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There are 20 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @radiant eagle, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @stone fossil, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @jagged yacht, @dim spruce, @sudden plume, @tranquil wyvern, @lone quarry, @polar idol, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @sturdy siren, @dull gazelle, @brave shore, @fallen gull, and @wet merlin
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@radiant eagle broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @radiant eagle died.

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@lone quarry and @wet merlin cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @wet merlin, because @lone quarry was wearing Frost armor.

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@polar lotus was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @polar lotus died.

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@glacial totem tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @tranquil wyvern, but it refused to listen because @glacial totem didn't have enough badges.

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@jagged yacht reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @jagged yacht died.

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@carmine cairn, @brave shore and @dim spruce played hot potato with a grenade. @dim spruce forgot to pass it on. @dim spruce died.

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@sturdy siren swung a Boreal Wood Sword at @errant vine, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@raw moss did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @polar idol, who happened to be passing by.

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@sudden plume used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@stone fossil somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@fallen gull found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@sturdy siren made fun of @wet merlin for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @wet merlin shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @sturdy siren died.

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@raw moss managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@lone quarry found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@brave shore chased @dull gazelle with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @dull gazelle died.

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@gusty bobcat put two forward slashes in front of @brave shore and commented them out of existence. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@fallen gull was playing hide and seek with @tranquil wyvern and @errant vine, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @fallen gull died.

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@stone fossil made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@lone quarry told @carmine cairn to bite the dust. In response, @carmine cairn took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@wet merlin ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @wet merlin died.

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@errant vine fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @gusty bobcat, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@polar idol made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@stone fossil began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@tranquil wyvern returned to their house, only to find that @raw moss had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@steel sentinel found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @gusty bobcat died.

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@polar idol made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @polar idol died.

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@raw moss tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@carmine cairn needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@tranquil wyvern took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@sudden plume had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @glacial totem shot them with an arrow. @sudden plume died.

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@errant vine ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@stone fossil couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@lone quarry modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@tranquil wyvern was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@errant vine dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @raw moss fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@errant vine tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @errant vine died.

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@stone fossil heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@carmine cairn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@stone fossil calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@steel sentinel escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@raw moss, @lone quarry, and @glacial totem made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@carmine cairn found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@lone quarry fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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A monkey dramatically raised @stone fossil up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @stone fossil off said cliff. @stone fossil died.

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@lone quarry was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @lone quarry died.

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@raw moss wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@raw moss found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@glacial totem started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@steel sentinel planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@steel sentinel was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @lone quarry
150 points go to 6th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @sudden plume
100 points go to 10th place: @polar idol

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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