epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@long vine dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 7th place: @eager coyote
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @umbral brook
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wet merlin]

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[spark ravine]

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[lean dew]

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[long vine]

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[lone quarry]

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[wanton plume]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[steel sentinel]

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[errant vine]

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[tight niche]

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[remote pumice]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @wanton plume, @long vine, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @lone quarry, @lean dew, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@lone quarry ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@long vine decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @long vine died.

@errant vine equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@spark ravine crafted @lean dew into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @lean dew died.

@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@livid shuttle used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

@steel sentinel tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @steel sentinel quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@lone quarry took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @lone quarry died.

@wet merlin finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@errant vine got quantum-entangled with @steel sentinel, and used this opportunity to force @steel sentinel to pick their own nose.

@spark ravine was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @spark ravine died.

@errant vine asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @errant vine died.

@remote pumice spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@tight niche found some soup in their fly.

@tranquil wyvern tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

@wet merlin couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

@wanton plume accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @wanton plume died.

@wet merlin was eaten by a tree. @wet merlin died.

@remote pumice carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @remote pumice died.

@steel sentinel reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @tight niche in a Fish costume.

@steel sentinel tried to shoot an apple off of @tight niche's head. @steel sentinel's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton plume
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @lone quarry
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wet merlin]

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[lone quarry]

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[abstract thunder]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[long vine]

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[desert horizon]

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[eager coyote]

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[carmine cairn]

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[queen heart]

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[near mortar]

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[errant vine]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @queen heart, @lone quarry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @errant vine, @abstract thunder, @near mortar, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@errant vine used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@abstract thunder was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@eager coyote unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @eager coyote died.

@tight niche thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

@desert horizon took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@desert horizon found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @desert horizon died.

@wet merlin was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@near mortar ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@tranquil wyvern placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Piranha Gun.

@lone quarry made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@queen heart invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

@near mortar used the power of Flex Tape to stick @queen heart in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @queen heart's suffering to a swift end. @queen heart died.

@tight niche vaporized @long vine with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @long vine died.

@errant vine had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@abstract thunder was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @abstract thunder died.

@near mortar ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @near mortar died.

@wet merlin put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @wet merlin died.

@tranquil wyvern encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @tranquil wyvern died.

@lone quarry insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @errant vine insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @errant vine, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @errant vine died.

@tight niche tried to kill @lone quarry, but failed to ask for consent.

@carmine cairn fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@tight niche went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

@lone quarry followed @carmine cairn into the jungle. @lone quarry started looking left, right and center for @carmine cairn, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@lone quarry made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tight niche walked all over it. #(##^)#

@carmine cairn tried to high-five @lone quarry, but @lone quarry went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@tight niche took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@lone quarry had a terrible night. @lone quarry died.

@carmine cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tight niche's head instead. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @lone quarry
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @queen heart

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[lone quarry]

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[spark ravine]

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[wet merlin]

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[eager coyote]

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[steel sentinel]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[desert horizon]

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[gray sky]

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[queen heart]

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[carmine cairn]

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[brave shore]

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[abstract thunder]

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[errant vine]

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[tight niche]

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[forest shell]

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[pearl quiver]

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[lone quarry]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @queen heart, @forest shell, @pearl quiver, @tranquil wyvern, @lone quarry, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @abstract thunder, @gray sky, @spark ravine, @brave shore, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@eager coyote didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @eager coyote died.

@forest shell tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

@desert horizon went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @errant vine and @gray sky summoned the Impending Doom. @desert horizon died.

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

@steel sentinel tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

@brave shore was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @brave shore die

@wet merlin and @pearl quiver played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@queen heart got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @queen heart died.

@tight niche met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tight niche ended up completely fine.

@lone quarry huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@spark ravine watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@tranquil wyvern learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @pearl quiver found out that @tranquil wyvern meant "killer" in the literal sense. @pearl quiver died.

@steel sentinel somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @steel sentinel died.

@wet merlin found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@gray sky built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @gray sky died.

@brave shore tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@brave shore is hvinga stroker n. @brave shore died.

@lone quarry was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

@carmine cairn started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@spark ravine trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@wet merlin failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@wet merlin wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @wet merlin died.

@errant vine baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

@lone quarry was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @lone quarry died.

@abstract thunder dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @forest shell, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @forest shell died.

@spark ravine fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @spark ravine died.

@abstract thunder tried attacking @tight niche, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@tranquil wyvern was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @tranquil wyvern died.

@errant vine was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

@carmine cairn adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @tight niche wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @carmine cairn all of their willpower not to explain it.

@abstract thunder drew swords on the ground. @errant vine started stomping all over them. Furious, @abstract thunder picked one up and stabbed @errant vine with it.. @errant vine died.

@tight niche warned @carmine cairn not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @carmine cairn trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@abstract thunder tried to kill @carmine cairn by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@tight niche played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@abstract thunder bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @abstract thunder was blown to smithereens. @abstract thunder died.

@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @tight niche found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @tight niche was trapped for all eternity. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @forest shell
100 points go to 8th place: @lone quarry
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[lone quarry]

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[abstract thunder]

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[pearl quiver]

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[brave shore]

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[polar idol]

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[ember fern]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[wet merlin]

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[near mortar]

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[desert horizon]

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[tender warren]

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[forest shell]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@desert horizon, @tight niche, @ember fern, @tender warren, @forest shell, @pearl quiver, @tranquil wyvern, @lone quarry, @polar idol, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@desert horizon tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @desert horizon's mind right in front of their face. @desert horizon died.

@near mortar sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@forest shell was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @forest shell died.

A monkey dramatically raised @pearl quiver up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @pearl quiver off said cliff. @pearl quiver died.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @polar idol begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@polar idol spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@polar idol’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@polar idol went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@livid shuttle accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @livid shuttle allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@lone quarry realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @lone quarry died.

@polar idol challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @polar idol died.

@abstract thunder tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @abstract thunder died.

@tight niche became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@livid shuttle challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @livid shuttle died.

@wet merlin tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@near mortar declared war on emus. The emus won. @near mortar died.

@tender warren finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @tender warren died.

@tight niche took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@wet merlin asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @ember fern, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @wet merlin to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @wet merlin died.

A Martian Probe spotted @ember fern, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @ember fern was too boring.

@brave shore got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@tight niche wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@tranquil wyvern hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@tranquil wyvern caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @ember fern died.

@tight niche threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @brave shore would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @ember fern
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @tender warren
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @polar idol

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wet merlin]

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[raw moss]

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[exotic wolf]

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[sand bronze]

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[full kraken]

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[polar idol]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[dull gazelle]

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[mental cloak]

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[upbeat fern]

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[ember fern]

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @sand bronze, @tight niche, @ember fern, @raw moss, @full kraken, @mental cloak, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic wolf, @upbeat fern, @polar idol, @livid shuttle, @dull gazelle, and @wet merlin
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@full kraken sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

@sand bronze was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @sand bronze died.

@tight niche won in a fight against @ember fern by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @ember fern died.

@livid shuttle stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @livid shuttle's ego received a small boost.

@mental cloak started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@raw moss had a dirty mind. Then @polar idol sprayed @raw moss's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @raw moss died.

@wet merlin was furious at @dull gazelle for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @wet merlin's special someone!

@full kraken greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @full kraken died.

@exotic wolf broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @exotic wolf died.

@upbeat fern accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @upbeat fern died.

@polar idol caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @polar idol died.

@livid shuttle tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @livid shuttle's brains. @livid shuttle died.

@dull gazelle lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @dull gazelle died.

@mental cloak crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@tight niche smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@wet merlin was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @wet merlin died.

@mental cloak mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@tranquil wyvern was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@tranquil wyvern claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

@mental cloak became convinced that @carmine cairn was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @carmine cairn, who was left very confused (and wet).

@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@mental cloak begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@tranquil wyvern decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@tranquil wyvern used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @tranquil wyvern didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @mental cloak instead. @mental cloak died.

@tight niche's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @polar idol
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat fern
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic wolf

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There are 12 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @sand bronze, @raw moss, @ember fern, @pearl quiver, @mental cloak, @tranquil wyvern, @flat forge, @fleet wharf, and @dull gazelle
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@fleet wharf had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@tranquil wyvern started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @tranquil wyvern - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @tranquil wyvern then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@scarlet imp saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @scarlet imp died.

@carmine cairn became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

@ember fern created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @desert horizon got too close while watching. @desert horizon died.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @mental cloak tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@sand bronze literally can't even. @sand bronze died.

@pearl quiver watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@flat forge claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@ember fern tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @ember fern died.

@pearl quiver found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @pearl quiver died.

@mental cloak launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@dull gazelle told @tranquil wyvern that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @tranquil wyvern vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

There once was a @dull gazelle who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @dull gazelle's insides, and all the animals were freed. @dull gazelle died.

@fleet wharf was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@fleet wharf wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @fleet wharf died.

@mental cloak drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @mental cloak died.

@tranquil wyvern joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

@carmine cairn invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @flat forge, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @flat forge died.

@raw moss tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

@raw moss woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @flat forge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @pearl quiver
100 points go to 9th place: @ember fern
100 points go to 10th place: @sand bronze

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @ember fern, @raw moss, @stoic beacon, @wet crypt, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @polar idol, @proud lava, @errant vine, @flat forge, @fleet wharf, @dull gazelle, @lime creek, and @wet merlin
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@desert horizon gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @desert horizon died.

@tranquil wyvern attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@stoic beacon developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

@raw moss and @stoic beacon played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @raw moss was the chicken. @stoic beacon died.

@proud lava tried to shoot @tight niche using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @dull gazelle's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@wet crypt was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @wet crypt died.

@polar idol started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @polar idol died.

@proud lava forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @proud lava died.

@ember fern was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@fleet wharf traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @fleet wharf died.

@dull gazelle accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @dull gazelle died. @dull gazelle died. @dull gazelle died. @dull gazelle died.

@flat forge gave @lime creek Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @lime creek died.

Someone let the dogs out! @wet merlin tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @wet merlin died.

@tranquil wyvern used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

@ember fern was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

@raw moss found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

@tight niche invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

@tight niche and @long vine found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

While sitting on a bench together with @ember fern, @errant vine leaned away and farted.

@errant vine tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @errant vine then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @errant vine died.

@carmine cairn ripped @flat forge's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @flat forge. @flat forge died.

@ember fern drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @tight niche appeared instead.

@long vine told @ember fern a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @ember fern died.

Santa Claus asked @carmine cairn what they wanted for Christmas. @carmine cairn replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@raw moss tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@carmine cairn started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@carmine cairn threw a Stink Potion at @tight niche. @tight niche threw a Toxic Flask right back. @carmine cairn died.

@long vine shot their Venus Magnum to the left of @raw moss just to scare them. @raw moss heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @raw moss died.

@tight niche modified @long vine's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @long vine was never seen again. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @lime creek

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tulip spade, @tight niche, @ember fern, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @subtle gorge, @mental pebble, @tall tartan, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @polar idol, @flat forge, @sand cape, and @wet merlin
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@tulip spade fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @tulip spade died.

@sand cape splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tight niche observed disapprovingly.

@raw moss got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@peak yoke built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

@tranquil wyvern tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @tranquil wyvern is now bald.

@flat forge soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @flat forge dyed.

@ember fern was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @ember fern died.

@raw moss woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @subtle gorge found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @raw moss with bug spray. @raw moss died.

@mental pebble stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @mental pebble died.

After partying all night, @tall tartan was shot by @wet merlin in a swimming pool. @tall tartan died.

@peak yoke was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @peak yoke died.

@subtle gorge decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@tight niche tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tight niche decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @sand cape into fertilizer. @sand cape died.

@tranquil wyvern fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

@carmine cairn wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @glacial totem

@wet crypt stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

@polar idol descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@wet merlin jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @wet merlin died.

@carmine cairn looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@wet crypt found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @wet crypt died.

@flat forge wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

@flat forge learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @flat forge died.

@subtle gorge dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @subtle gorge died.

@glacial totem visited @tranquil wyvern, but no one was home. @glacial totem felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@polar idol went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @polar idol died.

@tranquil wyvern donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

A zombie snuck up on @tranquil wyvern and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@glacial totem realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tight niche's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@carmine cairn challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @polar idol
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @wet crypt
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @sand cape

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @woeful hare, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @lone quarry, @amber ermine, @polar idol, @flat forge, @tribal laurel, and @dull gazelle
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@glacial totem overwhelmed @fresh dawn with a storm of flying bananas. @fresh dawn died.

While in the Underground Jungle, @woeful hare used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @woeful hare died.

@lone quarry and @polar idol had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@amber ermine was vehicularly manslaughtered by @vagrant storm's minecart. @amber ermine died.

@long vine used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @flat forge alive. @flat forge died.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @tribal laurel saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @tight niche stabbed them in the back. @tribal laurel died.

@carmine cairn accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@raw moss messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

@carmine cairn decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

@glacial totem found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

@long vine commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@tight niche released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tight niche, but it was very satisfying.

@wet crypt performed open heart surgery on @dull gazelle, even though @dull gazelle never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @dull gazelle died.

@vagrant storm accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @vagrant storm was forgiven.

@vagrant storm was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @vagrant storm died.

@carmine cairn traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@wet crypt made some scary noises in the dark. @raw moss sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @wet crypt died.

In a bizarre turn of events, @lone quarry was flattened by a road roller. @lone quarry died.

@raw moss thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @raw moss died.

@tight niche tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

@polar idol tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @polar idol died.

@glacial totem started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@tight niche started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@long vine found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @long vine pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

@tight niche went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@long vine touched @carmine cairn's gun without permission. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @polar idol
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @lone quarry
100 points go to 8th place: @wet crypt
100 points go to 9th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 10th place: @dull gazelle

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[lean dew]

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[fresh dawn]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[vagrant storm]

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[long vine]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tulip spade, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fresh dawn, @wet crypt, @lone quarry, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @polar idol, @proud lava, @lean dew, @errant vine, @tribal laurel, and @dull gazelle
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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @long vine was the bartender, @dull gazelle was the DJ, and @tulip spade was the pinata. @tulip spade died.

@fresh dawn contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@fresh dawn transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @fresh dawn died.

@glacial totem couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@proud lava was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @errant vine's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @proud lava died.

@vagrant storm hid from @tribal laurel after @lean dew exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

@lean dew sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @lean dew died.

@tribal laurel likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @tribal laurel probably liked trains a bit too much. @tribal laurel died.

@dull gazelle placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @dull gazelle died.

@carmine cairn sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@raw moss crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @wet crypt laughed at them, not knowing that @raw moss was just a completionist.

The Demolitionist told @lone quarry that it was a good day to die. @lone quarry thought so too. @lone quarry died.

@polar idol was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @polar idol died.

@long vine thought that @vagrant storm was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

After eating supper together, @glacial totem betrayed @wet crypt in exchange for 30 silver coins. @wet crypt died.

@errant vine eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@vagrant storm followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

@errant vine was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @errant vine died.

@desert horizon stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @desert horizon blinked first.

Low on health, @tranquil wyvern hid from @raw moss by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @tranquil wyvern died.

@desert horizon playfully poked @long vine and laughed. @long vine playfully poked them back with a Adamantite Glaive. @desert horizon died.

@tight niche and @carmine cairn played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@long vine couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

While streaming a fitness game, @glacial totem accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@raw moss used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@carmine cairn headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @long vine had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@raw moss faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@glacial totem was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@long vine decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @long vine died.

@raw moss started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

@glacial totem tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@raw moss walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @raw moss died.

@glacial totem accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @glacial totem died.

@tight niche used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@carmine cairn didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@carmine cairn made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @desert horizon
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 10th place: @wet crypt

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[dull gazelle]

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[long vine]

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[mighty coyote]

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[wet crypt]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[glacial totem]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[lone quarry]

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[spark ravine]

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[tulip spade]

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[rare gyro]

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[idle pike]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[silk barn]

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[astral glacier]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tulip spade, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @silk barn, @long vine, @lone quarry, @mighty coyote, @astral glacier, @rare gyro, @spark ravine, @dull gazelle, and @idle pike
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@mighty coyote shot @wind flicker to death with a finger gun. @wind flicker died.

@tulip spade started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@glacial totem contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @glacial totem died.

@rare gyro decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

@tulip spade was looking kind of dumb after @raw moss's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @tulip spade died.

@tight niche hosted a spelling bee! @idle pike had to spell "cat". @lone quarry had to spell "rain". @spark ravine had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

@long vine used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@wet crypt heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@wet crypt tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @wet crypt. @wet crypt died.

@carmine cairn covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@mighty coyote was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @mighty coyote died.

@lone quarry murdered @spark ravine by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @spark ravine died.

@silk barn thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@dull gazelle was stalking @tight niche's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @dull gazelle died.

@silk barn was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @silk barn died.

@long vine found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

Celestial creatures started invading! @raw moss knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@astral glacier tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

All that glitters is not gold. @idle pike disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@long vine started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@rare gyro was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @rare gyro into the freezing cold water. @rare gyro died.

@tight niche joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@astral glacier and @raw moss played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

@lone quarry couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

@lone quarry gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @lone quarry died.

@long vine drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@tight niche tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@idle pike huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @carmine cairn also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@astral glacier got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @raw moss's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@astral glacier fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @astral glacier died.

@idle pike built a floating city and named it "England".

@tight niche tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @tight niche died.

@idle pike found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @idle pike was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@idle pike hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @idle pike died.

@raw moss constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

@long vine accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

@raw moss played Frisbee with @carmine cairn using a Light Disc, but @carmine cairn unfortunately didn't have five hands. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @lone quarry
100 points go to 8th place: @rare gyro
100 points go to 9th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 10th place: @dull gazelle

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[peak yoke]

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[lone quarry]

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[orchid nexus]

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[idle pike]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

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[long vine]

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[lean dew]

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[brave shore]

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[polar idol]

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[lilac crown]

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[lilac crown]

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[lilac crown]

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[lilac crown]

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[prisma rampart]

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[near mortar]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @long vine, @lone quarry, @peak yoke, @polar idol, @lean dew, @lilac crown, @rare gyro, @orchid nexus, @spark ravine, @brave shore, @prisma rampart, @idle pike, and @near mortar
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The fighting begins again!

The moon hit @peak yoke's eye like a big pizza pie. @peak yoke died.

@wet crypt just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

After an intense fight, @near mortar was beaten by @lone quarry in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @lone quarry told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

@lean dew hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @lean dew died.

@lilac crown tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @lilac crown died.

@prisma rampart found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@raw moss trapped @rare gyro in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @rare gyro managed to escape regardless.

@spark ravine emerged from a tree stump and scolded @long vine for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @long vine was still holding an axe. @spark ravine died.

@brave shore drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@polar idol sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@carmine cairn was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@prisma rampart toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @prisma rampart died.

@polar idol wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@idle pike went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @idle pike died.

@near mortar ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @near mortar's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @near mortar died.

@raw moss grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@wet crypt had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

@rare gyro blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @rare gyro's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@long vine tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@brave shore cut a specific wire in @orchid nexus's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @orchid nexus died.

@lone quarry didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @lone quarry died.

@long vine tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@carmine cairn found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@raw moss was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @rare gyro caught them in time.

@brave shore took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@wet crypt drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @rare gyro was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @rare gyro died.

@polar idol used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @polar idol died.

@wet crypt drank a Molotov Cocktail. @wet crypt died.

@brave shore tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @brave shore died.

@raw moss and @long vine fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @raw moss won by breaking @long vine's spine. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@raw moss made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @wet crypt
150 points go to 6th place: @polar idol
100 points go to 7th place: @rare gyro
100 points go to 8th place: @lone quarry
100 points go to 9th place: @orchid nexus
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[orchid nexus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@orchid nexus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lean dew]

bb!register

[prisma rampart]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lean dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@prisma rampart, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wet crypt]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wet crypt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[polar idol]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@polar idol, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tropic moth]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tropic moth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @polar idol, @lean dew, @orchid nexus, @potent talon, @tropic moth, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, and @prisma rampart
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

@polar idol tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@wet crypt took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @wet crypt died.

@polar idol accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @lean dew was watching. @polar idol died.

@potent talon was dunked on by @spark ravine. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@raw moss wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@lean dew tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @lean dew died.

@orchid nexus got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @orchid nexus died.

@prisma rampart "borrowed" @potent talon's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @potent talon's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @prisma rampart could return it.

@potent talon was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @potent talon died.

@raw moss somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

@raw moss started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @raw moss decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@spark ravine fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@livid shuttle wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@tropic moth patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @prisma rampart in disguise.

@spark ravine was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @spark ravine barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @spark ravine died.

@prisma rampart fed @raw moss several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@livid shuttle and @tropic moth were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @livid shuttle, but left @tropic moth alone because they smelled funny. @livid shuttle died.

@raw moss wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @prisma rampart into an apple. @prisma rampart died.

@raw moss found a room full of Bunny Banners in @tropic moth's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @tropic moth. @tropic moth died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tropic moth
250 points go to 3rd place: @prisma rampart
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid nexus
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @polar idol
100 points go to 10th place: @wet crypt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[orchid nexus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@orchid nexus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lime creek]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wet crypt]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wet crypt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed fiber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed fiber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @peak yoke, @orchid nexus, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@peak yoke pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @orchid nexus.

@raw moss planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

@wet crypt befriended @glacial totem by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@lime creek looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@livid shuttle overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@hexed fiber felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@wet crypt and @spark ravine had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @peak yoke sped up the process by stabbing @wet crypt. @wet crypt died.

The Wizard showed @glacial totem their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

@peak yoke took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @peak yoke died.

@hexed fiber tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@orchid nexus was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @orchid nexus died.

@lime creek hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

@raw moss wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@spark ravine breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @spark ravine died.

@raw moss made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @lime creek. @lime creek died.

@livid shuttle tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @livid shuttle died.

@hexed fiber was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @hexed fiber died.

@glacial totem was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @glacial totem died.

@raw moss was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @orchid nexus
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @wet crypt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[polar idol]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@polar idol, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quasi delta]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quasi delta, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[prisma rampart]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@prisma rampart, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wet crypt]

BB!REGISTER

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wet crypt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wet crypt]

BB!REGISTER

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @polar idol, @quasi delta, @blissful orchid, @potent talon, @spark ravine, @prisma rampart, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @glacial totem died.

@blissful orchid, @raw moss, @potent talon, @polar idol, @wet crypt, @spark ravine, @carmine cairn, and @peak yoke decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @wet crypt. @wet crypt died.

@peak yoke put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @peak yoke died.

@tranquil wyvern pumped @tight niche full of lead. No one was hurt, but @tight niche's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

@polar idol's booty was plundered by pirates. @polar idol died.

@tranquil wyvern started rallying for goblin rights.

@spark ravine wondered what Obama's last name is.