#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 106

gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 2:38 PM

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@carmine cairn left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@tranquil wyvern declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tranquil wyvern's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to save @carmine cairn's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @tranquil wyvern died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tame heron
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wind flicker Jan 24, 2026, 2:40 PM

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wet merlin Jan 24, 2026, 2:41 PM

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velvet coral Jan 24, 2026, 2:41 PM

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raw moss Jan 24, 2026, 2:49 PM

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spark ravine Jan 24, 2026, 2:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 2:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 24, 2026, 3:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 3:00 PM

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tame heron Jan 24, 2026, 3:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 3:10 PM

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errant vine Jan 24, 2026, 3:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 3:16 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 24, 2026, 3:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 3:21 PM

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near mortar Jan 24, 2026, 3:25 PM

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jolly swift Jan 24, 2026, 3:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @velvet coral, @tame heron, @near mortar, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@carmine cairn confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@wind flicker found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @wind flicker died.

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@spark ravine zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@raw moss tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@raw moss thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @raw moss died.

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@errant vine captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@tame heron told @near mortar a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@spark ravine stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @spark ravine died.

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@velvet coral wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@livid shuttle tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @livid shuttle died.

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@tame heron started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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While riding on minecart rails, @velvet coral accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @velvet coral died.

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@wet merlin decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@tranquil wyvern activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@near mortar told @jolly swift that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @jolly swift took those words literally and peeled @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@tame heron stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @tame heron died.

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@tranquil wyvern knocked furiously on @errant vine's door while holding an axe. @errant vine shouted, "Who's there?"

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@wet merlin challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @wet merlin died.

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@errant vine found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tranquil wyvern responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@jolly swift started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@carmine cairn told @jolly swift to step off their carpet, which they did. @carmine cairn proceeded to murder @jolly swift, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@carmine cairn verbally roasted @tranquil wyvern so hard that they burst into flames. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @tame heron
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet coral
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @spark ravine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 24, 2026, 3:46 PM

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spark ravine Jan 24, 2026, 3:50 PM

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desert horizon Jan 24, 2026, 4:01 PM

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amber ermine Jan 24, 2026, 4:02 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 24, 2026, 4:05 PM

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fresh dawn Jan 24, 2026, 4:18 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 24, 2026, 4:24 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 24, 2026, 4:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 4:26 PM

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remote pumice Jan 24, 2026, 4:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 4:27 PM

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tame heron Jan 24, 2026, 4:27 PM

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errant vine Jan 24, 2026, 4:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 4:27 PM

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jolly swift Jan 24, 2026, 4:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 4:28 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @desert horizon, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @spark ravine, and @tame heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @desert horizon caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@jolly swift wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@amber ermine did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @steel sentinel, who happened to be passing by.

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@desert horizon dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @spark ravine, but @spark ravine simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @desert horizon died.

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@tranquil wyvern, @carmine cairn, and @errant vine formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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A witch prophesized that @tranquil wyvern would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@fresh dawn put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @fresh dawn died.

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While playing at the beach, @spark ravine buried @steel sentinel in the sand. It took @steel sentinel several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@remote pumice walked up to @amber ermine and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @remote pumice, that kills people! @amber ermine died.

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@tame heron thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@remote pumice paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Red Phasesaber.

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@errant vine carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @errant vine died.

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@steel sentinel beat @spark ravine into a pulp with a stale baguette. @spark ravine died.

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@raw moss received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@tame heron went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @tame heron died.

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@tranquil wyvern sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @remote pumice constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Vilethorn.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Old One's Army while @raw moss was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @carmine cairn flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@steel sentinel tried to instigate drama against @carmine cairn, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @steel sentinel used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @tame heron
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh dawn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Jan 24, 2026, 4:43 PM

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spark ravine Jan 24, 2026, 5:08 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 24, 2026, 5:09 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 24, 2026, 5:09 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 24, 2026, 5:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 5:20 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

mighty coyote Jan 24, 2026, 6:05 PM

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tight niche Jan 24, 2026, 6:28 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

analog pilot Jan 24, 2026, 6:30 PM

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worthy ocean Jan 24, 2026, 6:32 PM

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glacial totem Jan 24, 2026, 6:46 PM

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mental pebble Jan 24, 2026, 6:59 PM

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peak yoke Jan 24, 2026, 7:10 PM

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ashen spire Jan 24, 2026, 7:12 PM

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wet merlin Jan 24, 2026, 7:20 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @mental pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @analog pilot, @peak yoke, @ashen spire, @steel sentinel, @spark ravine, @wet merlin, and @worthy ocean
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @glacial totem died.

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@mental pebble poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@mental pebble tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @mental pebble died.

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@raw moss started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@spark ravine ran out of bullets while fighting @mighty coyote, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @mighty coyote died.

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@ashen spire found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@peak yoke went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @peak yoke died.

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@worthy ocean struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@ashen spire clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @ashen spire died.

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@analog pilot bashed @steel sentinel in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@tight niche began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@wet merlin boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@spark ravine tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @spark ravine died.

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@worthy ocean decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@raw moss tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@tranquil wyvern's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@worthy ocean drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @worthy ocean died.

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@steel sentinel died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @steel sentinel was revived.

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@wet merlin argued with @tranquil wyvern about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@tight niche and @analog pilot got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@carmine cairn wanted to start a band, and recruited @tight niche as their keyboard player. @tight niche showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@analog pilot used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @analog pilot died.

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@steel sentinel threw a snowball at @tranquil wyvern. To counter this, @tranquil wyvern threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @steel sentinel died.

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@wet merlin tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @wet merlin died.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@tight niche found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @carmine cairn when the world was flipped.

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@raw moss saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @analog pilot
100 points go to 8th place: @worthy ocean
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @ashen spire

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Jan 24, 2026, 7:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 7:46 PM

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fierce ermine Jan 24, 2026, 7:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 7:46 PM

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peak yoke Jan 24, 2026, 7:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 7:49 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 24, 2026, 7:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 7:50 PM

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spark ravine Jan 24, 2026, 7:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 7:53 PM

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desert horizon Jan 24, 2026, 7:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 7:56 PM

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desert horizon Jan 24, 2026, 8:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 8:03 PM

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@desert horizon, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 24, 2026, 8:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 8:07 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Jan 24, 2026, 8:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 8:09 PM

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analog pilot Jan 24, 2026, 8:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 8:16 PM

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@analog pilot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 24, 2026, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 8:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 24, 2026, 8:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 24, 2026, 8:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @analog pilot, @peak yoke, @fierce ermine, @steel sentinel, and @spark ravine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @spark ravine's house. @spark ravine started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@desert horizon climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @desert horizon died.

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@peak yoke stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @peak yoke died.

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@fierce ermine read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @fierce ermine died.

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@glacial totem held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@spark ravine mistook @steel sentinel's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @spark ravine died.

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@analog pilot tried to attack @tranquil wyvern by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @analog pilot died.

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@raw moss woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@tight niche had a wholesome reunion with @carmine cairn, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@tranquil wyvern started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@glacial totem tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@steel sentinel tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@tight niche made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@carmine cairn slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @glacial totem's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel called @tight niche on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @raw moss fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@raw moss shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @raw moss's head. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @carmine cairn. Queen Bee died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @carmine cairn needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @analog pilot
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @queen heart, @analog pilot, @peak yoke, @crystal finch, @steel sentinel, and @fleet wharf
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@glacial totem was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@carmine cairn used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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There was a snake in @desert horizon's boot! @desert horizon died.

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@queen heart was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @queen heart died.

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@raw moss took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@analog pilot used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @analog pilot died.

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@crystal finch got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@fleet wharf was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@tight niche obscured @crystal finch's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @crystal finch escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@peak yoke accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @peak yoke died.

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@crystal finch skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @crystal finch died.

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@fleet wharf angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @fleet wharf's floating house. @fleet wharf died.

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@steel sentinel needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@raw moss tried to destroy @carmine cairn by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@tight niche stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @fleet wharf
150 points go to 6th place: @crystal finch
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @analog pilot
100 points go to 9th place: @queen heart
100 points go to 10th place: @desert horizon

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tight niche Jan 24, 2026, 10:27 PM

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quartz wasp Jan 24, 2026, 10:28 PM

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potent talon Jan 24, 2026, 10:29 PM

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raw moss Jan 24, 2026, 10:37 PM

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proud lava Jan 24, 2026, 11:18 PM

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glacial totem Jan 24, 2026, 11:22 PM

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desert horizon Jan 24, 2026, 11:27 PM

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long vine Jan 24, 2026, 11:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @quartz wasp, @long vine, @peak yoke, @fallow token, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @potent talon, and @hearty oracle
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@fallow token tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@quartz wasp began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@quartz wasp opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @quartz wasp's neck. @quartz wasp died.

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@long vine received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @long vine died.

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@potent talon and @glacial totem were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@proud lava headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@raw moss ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @peak yoke before they could say "Zoinks!" @peak yoke died.

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@fallow token was in the middle of taking a shower when @steel sentinel took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @fallow token died.

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The sun burnt @desert horizon into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@potent talon built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@proud lava used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @proud lava died.

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@glacial totem found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @steel sentinel held up their hand. @steel sentinel demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@steel sentinel flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @steel sentinel's face off with its bare hands. @steel sentinel died.

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@hearty oracle performed an interpretive dance for @desert horizon and @carmine cairn as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@potent talon made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@tight niche climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@glacial totem put two forward slashes in front of @potent talon and commented them out of existence. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @raw moss suggested using cover against them. @carmine cairn recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @hearty oracle's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @hearty oracle died.

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@desert horizon was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @desert horizon died.

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@tight niche found the Last Prism. Then @glacial totem found another one, meaning that @tight niche's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@raw moss yelled, "Duck!" @tight niche excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@raw moss shot @carmine cairn with a Water Gun. @carmine cairn shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@raw moss tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @desert horizon
150 points go to 6th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @fallow token

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Jan 24, 2026, 11:38 PM

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glacial totem Jan 24, 2026, 11:55 PM

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long vine Jan 24, 2026, 11:55 PM

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mighty coyote Jan 25, 2026, 12:00 AM

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desert horizon Jan 25, 2026, 12:02 AM

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lucid ledge Jan 25, 2026, 12:06 AM

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lean dew Jan 25, 2026, 12:17 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 25, 2026, 12:23 AM

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raw moss Jan 25, 2026, 12:28 AM

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mental cloak Jan 25, 2026, 12:29 AM

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tight niche Jan 25, 2026, 12:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @mental cloak, @mighty coyote, @peak yoke, @lucid ledge, and @lean dew
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@carmine cairn became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@glacial totem was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @glacial totem died.

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@desert horizon drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @desert horizon died.

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@raw moss briefly considered proposing marriage to @lucid ledge, but married a bee instead.

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@lean dew tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@mental cloak flexed so hard on @long vine that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @long vine died.

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@mighty coyote saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@mighty coyote couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Exotic Scimitar to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @mighty coyote's heart and brain. @mighty coyote died.

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@carmine cairn felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@peak yoke distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@raw moss hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@lucid ledge and @tight niche huddled around @lean dew to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @lean dew's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@peak yoke summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @peak yoke died.

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@lean dew tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@carmine cairn complained to @mental cloak that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@lucid ledge gazed at clouds with @raw moss. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@lucid ledge heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @lucid ledge died.

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@lean dew was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @lean dew died.

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@mental cloak successfully snuck into @carmine cairn's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @mental cloak died.

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@tight niche squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@tight niche cut through @carmine cairn with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @raw moss suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @tight niche suddenly didn't feel so good. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 5th place: @lean dew
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @desert horizon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lucid ledge Jan 25, 2026, 12:37 AM

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raw moss Jan 25, 2026, 12:37 AM

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desert horizon Jan 25, 2026, 12:39 AM

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peak yoke Jan 25, 2026, 12:56 AM

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long vine Jan 25, 2026, 12:56 AM

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near mortar Jan 25, 2026, 1:09 AM

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fair hornet Jan 25, 2026, 1:14 AM

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brave shore Jan 25, 2026, 1:15 AM

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glacial totem Jan 25, 2026, 1:17 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 25, 2026, 1:25 AM

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mental cloak Jan 25, 2026, 1:28 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @fair hornet, @raw moss, @long vine, @mental cloak, @peak yoke, @lucid ledge, @brave shore, and @near mortar
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @glacial totem died.

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@near mortar spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@fair hornet desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@brave shore had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@desert horizon attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @mental cloak watched the carnage from a safe distance. @desert horizon died.

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@fair hornet's skeleton decided that @fair hornet wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @fair hornet died.

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@lucid ledge solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@carmine cairn searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@long vine fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @long vine died.

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@mental cloak equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@peak yoke realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @peak yoke died.

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@lucid ledge was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @lucid ledge died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @carmine cairn was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@raw moss trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@near mortar suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@near mortar hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @near mortar died.

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@raw moss used a Laser Drill to literally bore @brave shore to death. @brave shore died.

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@mental cloak found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@carmine cairn distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @raw moss would soon die a gruesome death. @raw moss ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@carmine cairn flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @mental cloak. @mental cloak died.

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@raw moss found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@carmine cairn dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@raw moss read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@carmine cairn was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @fair hornet
100 points go to 10th place: @desert horizon

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @fair hornet, @raw moss, @long vine, @peak yoke, @proud lava, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @hexed fiber, @brave shore, @fallen gull, and @near mortar
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@near mortar asked @flat forge to give them a hand, so @flat forge chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@brave shore and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @raw moss tattled on them.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @desert horizon some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @desert horizon died.

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@fair hornet hadn't seen @spark ravine in a long time, and missed them. @spark ravine aimed a Sniper Rifle at @fair hornet from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @fair hornet died.

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@peak yoke drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @peak yoke died.

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@proud lava snuck up behind @carmine cairn, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @proud lava decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@proud lava used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @proud lava died.

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@spark ravine smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @spark ravine died.

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@brave shore took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @brave shore died.

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@fallen gull found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@fallen gull got stuck in @near mortar's Rod of Discord farm. @fallen gull died.

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@hexed fiber tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @long vine and @carmine cairn, who did not approve of gambling.

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@raw moss escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@near mortar won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @flat forge thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@near mortar followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @near mortar discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @near mortar died.

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@flat forge invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @flat forge died.

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@hexed fiber used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @hexed fiber died.

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@raw moss heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@long vine invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Phoenix Blaster.

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@long vine spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@carmine cairn passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@long vine followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @long vine died.

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@raw moss made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flat forge Jan 25, 2026, 3:38 AM

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brave shore Jan 25, 2026, 3:59 AM

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peak yoke Jan 25, 2026, 4:00 AM

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hexed fiber Jan 25, 2026, 4:23 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 25, 2026, 4:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, @fair hornet, @raw moss, @long vine, @peak yoke, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @hexed fiber, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
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@brave shore rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @brave shore with unnecessary advice.

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@hexed fiber tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@raw moss adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@fair hornet kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @fair hornet to death with an ice cream spoon. @fair hornet died.

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@long vine drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@long vine used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @long vine died.

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@fallen gull was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@peak yoke ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@carmine cairn joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@hexed fiber and @peak yoke were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @hexed fiber suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @peak yoke turned around to look. @peak yoke died.

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@spark ravine thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@flat forge accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@fallen gull found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@spark ravine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @spark ravine died.

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@fallen gull made fun of @brave shore for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @brave shore shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @fallen gull died.

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@flat forge tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @flat forge died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @hexed fiber farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @hexed fiber died.

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@brave shore tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@raw moss became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@carmine cairn trash talked @raw moss, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @carmine cairn suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @fair hornet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flat forge Jan 25, 2026, 4:37 AM

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desert horizon Jan 25, 2026, 4:37 AM

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brave shore Jan 25, 2026, 4:44 AM

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peak yoke Jan 25, 2026, 4:47 AM

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fair hornet Jan 25, 2026, 4:54 AM

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near mortar Jan 25, 2026, 5:04 AM

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tight niche Jan 25, 2026, 5:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @fair hornet, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @peak yoke, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, @brave shore, and @near mortar
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@raw moss tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@peak yoke accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @peak yoke died.

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@livid shuttle killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@spark ravine got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @spark ravine died.

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@hexed fiber shot @brave shore in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @brave shore died.

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@near mortar took aim at @carmine cairn from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@flat forge rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @flat forge's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@tight niche promised to @desert horizon that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@near mortar cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @near mortar's heart! @near mortar died.

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@subtle gorge chased @livid shuttle with their Orichalcum Sword. @livid shuttle tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @subtle gorge. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed fiber wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@flat forge tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@raw moss overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@tight niche went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tight niche decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@fair hornet took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @fair hornet died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@hexed fiber put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @hexed fiber died.

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@carmine cairn took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @subtle gorge. @subtle gorge died.

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After years of research, @flat forge found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @flat forge died.

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@desert horizon thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @desert horizon died.

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@raw moss ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@tight niche bragged to @raw moss about their combat skills. @raw moss didn't really know @tight niche and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@tight niche dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@raw moss angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @raw moss. Apparently, not that many. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @desert horizon
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 8th place: @fair hornet
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flat forge Jan 25, 2026, 5:39 AM

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desert horizon Jan 25, 2026, 5:40 AM

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blissful orchid Jan 25, 2026, 5:45 AM

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spark ravine Jan 25, 2026, 6:04 AM

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raw moss Jan 25, 2026, 6:28 AM

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tight niche Jan 25, 2026, 6:29 AM

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flat forge Jan 25, 2026, 6:30 AM

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potent talon Jan 25, 2026, 6:52 AM

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lean dew Jan 25, 2026, 7:12 AM

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true wren Jan 25, 2026, 7:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@desert horizon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @lean dew, @flat forge, @true wren, @blissful orchid, @potent talon, @spark ravine, and @livid shuttle
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@desert horizon programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @desert horizon died.

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A pretty fairy led @lean dew to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @lean dew died.

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@true wren was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @true wren died.

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@blissful orchid was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @blissful orchid died.

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@spark ravine bought a Gatligator and fired it at @potent talon for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @spark ravine furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@flat forge attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@tight niche picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@livid shuttle's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @livid shuttle sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@raw moss became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@flat forge created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@spark ravine tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@tight niche was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @potent talon with its horns. @potent talon died.

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@spark ravine sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @spark ravine died.

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@tight niche replaced @livid shuttle's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @livid shuttle died.

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@flat forge managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@tight niche was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@flat forge touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@flat forge played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @flat forge. @flat forge died.

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@tight niche made up their own language and used it to threaten @raw moss, who simply scratched their head.

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@tight niche will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@tight niche tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @flat forge
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @desert horizon

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@zenith root was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @zenith root died.

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@raw moss started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @brave shore forced them to put in some more effort.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @amber ermine started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@raw moss became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @amber ermine died.

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@blissful goblet went AFK in their gel farm. @ashen spire set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @blissful goblet died.

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@potent talon told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @flat forge and @fierce ermine.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @tranquil wyvern over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@potent talon decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @potent talon died.

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@brave shore kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @brave shore red. @brave shore died.

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The Wall of Flesh told @fierce ermine that there was something stuck in their teeth. @fierce ermine checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @fierce ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@flat forge was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @tight niche. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @flat forge died.

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@ashen spire used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@tranquil wyvern found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@ashen spire spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @ashen spire died.

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@tight niche got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@tranquil wyvern spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tight niche. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @fierce ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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@zenith root's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @zenith root died.

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@spark ravine came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@amber ermine dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @amber ermine died.

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@fierce ermine summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @fierce ermine died.

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@tight niche was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@brave shore tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@flat forge escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @brave shore was caught in the crossfire. @brave shore died.

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@wet merlin had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @spark ravine shot them with an arrow. @wet merlin died.

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@long vine invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@flat forge had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@tight niche heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tranquil wyvern, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@flat forge was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @flat forge died.

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@spark ravine found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@spark ravine thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @spark ravine died.

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@long vine modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@tight niche rescued @long vine from drowning, but in reverse. @long vine died.

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@tight niche started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@tight niche dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tight niche is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@tranquil wyvern's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

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tight niche Jan 25, 2026, 10:27 AM

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@zenith root tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @lean dew in disguise. @zenith root died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to throw a Trident at @wet merlin before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@flat forge wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@tight niche merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@lean dew thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @lean dew died.

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@abstract thunder got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @abstract thunder died.

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@spark ravine asked @errant vine to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @spark ravine died.

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@flat forge lulled @wet merlin into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @wet merlin died.

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@errant vine used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @errant vine died.

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@long vine smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@tranquil wyvern talked with @tight niche about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@flat forge swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @flat forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

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scarlet imp Jan 25, 2026, 11:02 AM

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errant vine Jan 25, 2026, 11:24 AM

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tight niche Jan 25, 2026, 11:27 AM

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@tight niche tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @brave shore spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@short smelt combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@scarlet imp ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @scarlet imp died.

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@errant vine drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@fallen gull found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@long vine didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @long vine died.

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@spark ravine got a piggyback ride from @blissful goblet, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @blissful goblet died.

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@abstract thunder told @eager coyote to bite the dust. In response, @eager coyote took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@lean dew drank sand for 10 hours. @lean dew died.

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@flat forge hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @flat forge died.

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@eager coyote watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@abstract thunder tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@brave shore fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@spark ravine looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@tight niche gave a hug to @fallen gull and almost choked them to death!

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@short smelt tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@errant vine heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @errant vine stopped because their voice became horse.

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@wet merlin used their embezzled funds to shred through @abstract thunder with a Coin Gun. @abstract thunder died.

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@errant vine built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@eager coyote and @brave shore decided to play catch with a Purple Clubberfish. @eager coyote missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @eager coyote died.

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@fallen gull got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @fallen gull wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @fallen gull was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@tight niche wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@short smelt practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern and @errant vine got their chainsaws ready.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @short smelt. @short smelt died.

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@spark ravine planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@fallen gull ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @fallen gull died.

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@wet merlin fired their bow at @tight niche, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @wet merlin gave up.

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@errant vine tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@spark ravine built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@wet merlin pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@tranquil wyvern went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tranquil wyvern's fault.

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@brave shore invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@spark ravine and @tight niche were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@brave shore sharpened @spark ravine's face at a Sharpening Station. @spark ravine became the sharpest tool in the shed. @spark ravine died.

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@brave shore was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche had a sleepover with @tranquil wyvern, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@tight niche found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @short smelt
100 points go to 9th place: @eager coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight niche Jan 25, 2026, 12:22 PM

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errant vine Jan 25, 2026, 12:23 PM

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long vine Jan 25, 2026, 12:25 PM

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oak temple Jan 25, 2026, 12:26 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @eager coyote, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @lean dew, @errant vine, @oak temple, @true wren, @umbral brook, @fallen gull, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@scarlet imp's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @scarlet imp died.

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@umbral brook opportunistically attacked @lean dew with a Wooden Sword while their cell phone was ringing. @lean dew died.

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@errant vine threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@tight niche found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@wet merlin looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@true wren started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @true wren died.

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@eager coyote wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@tranquil wyvern found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@umbral brook started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @umbral brook died.

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@long vine tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@wet merlin did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@eager coyote managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @eager coyote found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @eager coyote died.

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@fallen gull wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@errant vine found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@tight niche 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @fallen gull to death. @fallen gull died.

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@errant vine took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @errant vine died.

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@long vine was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @long vine lived.

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@tranquil wyvern started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@oak temple got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @oak temple died.

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@long vine walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@tight niche drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.