epic-battles

[vagrant storm]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tight niche]

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[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @remote pumice, @amber ermine, @abstract thunder, @brave shore, @fallen gull, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @long vine died.

@amber ermine sacrificed @vagrant storm by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @vagrant storm died.

The Cyborg hacked into @tight niche's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@tranquil wyvern was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@brave shore hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@near mortar tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@fallen gull purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@tranquil wyvern saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@brave shore tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@fallen gull tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

@tight niche painted the Snow biome yellow.

@abstract thunder summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @remote pumice felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@near mortar decisively vanquished @remote pumice through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @remote pumice died.

@abstract thunder was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @amber ermine's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@tight niche recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @tight niche concluded that it was lost for a reason.

@abstract thunder discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @abstract thunder died.

@fallen gull and @brave shore started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @fallen gull took out their actual shotgun. @brave shore died.

@fallen gull built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@fallen gull asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @fallen gull died.

@near mortar practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

@near mortar landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @near mortar accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @near mortar died.

@tight niche didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @tranquil wyvern, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @near mortar
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[near mortar]

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[brave shore]

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[long vine]

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[gray sky]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[errant vine]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

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[brave shore]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[lime creek]

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[remote pumice]

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[astral glacier]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @errant vine, @astral glacier, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@brave shore lured @raw moss into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @raw moss's dust allergy! @raw moss died.

@lime creek ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@livid shuttle put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@errant vine tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @long vine, but it refused to listen because @errant vine didn't have enough badges.

@carmine cairn laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@remote pumice picked a fight with a goose. @remote pumice died.

@tranquil wyvern started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@tight niche tried to strike @near mortar down, but @near mortar instead became more powerful than @tight niche could possibly imagine.

@astral glacier silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @tranquil wyvern's back, which then integrated itself into @tranquil wyvern's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@long vine thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @long vine's potions with Red Potions. @long vine died.

@near mortar managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@brave shore and @lime creek relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@errant vine accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @errant vine died.

@livid shuttle tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @carmine cairn demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @livid shuttle by two. @livid shuttle died.

@lime creek tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @lime creek was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @lime creek died.

@tight niche found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@brave shore started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@near mortar was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @near mortar died.

@gray sky stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @gray sky died.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @tranquil wyvern's eye sockets. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @carmine cairn headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@astral glacier had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

After opening a present, @brave shore discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

@carmine cairn theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@tight niche tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@carmine cairn broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

@astral glacier accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @astral glacier died.

@brave shore fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@tight niche found @brave shore sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@tight niche wrote @carmine cairn's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @carmine cairn died.

@brave shore discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[near mortar]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[bright vortex]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[granite frigate]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

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[fresh dawn]

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[lofty dove]

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[tame heron]

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[errant vine]

bb!register

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @bright vortex, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @lofty dove, @tame heron, @granite frigate, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @near mortar and @amber ermine's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @carmine cairn died.

@fresh dawn entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @fresh dawn died.

@raw moss chewed some gum. It made @raw moss feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @raw moss died.

@bright vortex had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @bright vortex died.

@tight niche tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @tight niche didn't know that.

@long vine became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @long vine died.

@granite frigate and @near mortar set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

@amber ermine learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@tame heron crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @tame heron's entire body.

@amber ermine decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @amber ermine died.

@lofty dove was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @lofty dove died.

@errant vine found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

@tame heron promised @near mortar that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @near mortar died.

@granite frigate was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@tight niche knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@errant vine started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@tight niche's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @tight niche died.

@tranquil wyvern felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @granite frigate took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

Congratulations, @tranquil wyvern! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tranquil wyvern died.

@errant vine used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tame heron tested this theory on @errant vine, who bounced, and ended up being right. @errant vine died.

@tame heron attacked @granite frigate with a Legendary Zenith, but @granite frigate's pen was mightier. @tame heron died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @granite frigate!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @granite frigate
500 points go to 2nd place: @tame heron
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @lofty dove
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @bright vortex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tame heron]

bb!register

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[lime creek]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tight niche]

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[carmine cairn]

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[errant vine]

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[near mortar]

bb!register

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[peak yoke]

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[scarlet imp]

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[short smelt]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @short smelt, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @tame heron, @lime creek, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern blew @scarlet imp to bits using an exploding bed. @scarlet imp died.

@peak yoke wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @lime creek wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @peak yoke killed the Traveling Merchant first. @peak yoke died.

@carmine cairn was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@errant vine challenged @short smelt to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @short smelt's turn to win. @errant vine died.

@tight niche used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @tight niche then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

@tame heron wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

@tight niche and @lime creek found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tight niche landed in a pool of water. @lime creek did not. @lime creek died.

@near mortar ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @near mortar died.

@short smelt started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @tame heron and @tranquil wyvern out.

@tight niche swapped @carmine cairn's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @carmine cairn then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche gave @tame heron a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @tame heron gave @tight niche a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @tight niche died.

@short smelt tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@short smelt took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @short smelt died.

@tranquil wyvern got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tame heron!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tame heron
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @short smelt
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @scarlet imp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[subtle gorge]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[gray sky]

bb!register

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[fresh dawn]

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[scarlet imp]

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[wet merlin]

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[proud lava]

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[carmine cairn]

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[jagged spruce]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fresh dawn, @subtle gorge, @proud lava, @gray sky, @jagged spruce, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@subtle gorge tried to deal a finishing blow to @fresh dawn, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@jagged spruce was briefly jumpscared by @tight niche wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@scarlet imp spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @scarlet imp died.

@wet merlin decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @proud lava being mercilessly tickled by @carmine cairn.

@carmine cairn was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @carmine cairn died.

@subtle gorge and @fresh dawn attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@proud lava screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@raw moss went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@tight niche tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@fresh dawn tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @fresh dawn died.

@jagged spruce started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@wet merlin tried to assassinate @jagged spruce, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@raw moss discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

@gray sky donned a Martian costume and chased @subtle gorge in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @subtle gorge died.

@proud lava suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @proud lava died.

@jagged spruce returned to their house, only to find that @gray sky had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@gray sky felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @gray sky died.

@tight niche donated all of their organs to those in need. @tight niche died.

@raw moss ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @jagged spruce wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@wet merlin started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@raw moss tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @raw moss died.

@jagged spruce didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @jagged spruce died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @wet merlin!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @wet merlin
500 points go to 2nd place: @jagged spruce
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @fresh dawn
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @scarlet imp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[tropic yoke]

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[wet merlin]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tired snow]

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[amber ermine]

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[gray sky]

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[scarlet imp]

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[carmine cairn]

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[jagged spruce]

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[tight niche]

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[prisma rampart]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tired snow, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @gray sky, @jagged spruce, @prisma rampart, @tropic yoke, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gray sky started blocking @scarlet imp's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@jagged spruce invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@tropic yoke tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @tropic yoke's mouth.

@prisma rampart made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@scarlet imp sat on a wall. @scarlet imp had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @scarlet imp together again. @scarlet imp died.

@tired snow snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @tired snow died.

@amber ermine couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

@wet merlin almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@tranquil wyvern recruited @tight niche as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@amber ermine went down @jagged spruce's chimney to deliver presents, but @jagged spruce's fireplace was still in use. @amber ermine died.

@gray sky embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @gray sky tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @gray sky died.

@tropic yoke went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @tropic yoke died.

@tranquil wyvern found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

@carmine cairn tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @tight niche died.

@raw moss summoned a solar eclipse while @jagged spruce was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @raw moss died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jagged spruce tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @jagged spruce died.

@prisma rampart sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

@prisma rampart found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @wet merlin, who silenced @prisma rampart by filling their hiding place with water. @prisma rampart died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @wet merlin!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @wet merlin
500 points go to 2nd place: @prisma rampart
250 points go to 3rd place: @jagged spruce
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @tropic yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[raw moss]

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[prisma rampart]

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[jagged spruce]

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[wet merlin]

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[gray sky]

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[granite frigate]

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[fresh dawn]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @fresh dawn, @long vine, @amber ermine, @gray sky, @jagged spruce, @granite frigate, @prisma rampart, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @long vine managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

@fresh dawn tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @fresh dawn died.

@amber ermine got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @amber ermine died.

@gray sky was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @prisma rampart tried putting @gray sky back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @gray sky died.

@jagged spruce built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

@granite frigate spun around in a full circle and shot @jagged spruce with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @jagged spruce died.

@granite frigate fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @granite frigate died.

@raw moss didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @prisma rampart's. @prisma rampart died.

@wet merlin's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@raw moss was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @long vine stopped them in time.

@wet merlin began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @wet merlin died.

@tight niche baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @tight niche died.

@long vine crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

@raw moss was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

@long vine tried to use forbidden magic to erase @raw moss from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @raw moss die, so nothing actually happened.

@long vine wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@long vine chased @raw moss with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 5th place: @prisma rampart
150 points go to 6th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 7th place: @jagged spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh dawn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

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[jagged spruce]

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[scarlet imp]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[tired snow]

bb!register

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[lunar flume]

bb!register

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[fresh dawn]

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[wind flicker]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @scarlet imp, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fresh dawn, @tired snow, @lunar flume, @long vine, @jagged spruce, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @wind flicker died.

@long vine drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@scarlet imp drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @lunar flume was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@glacial totem painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

@glacial totem read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn tried to steal @tight niche's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@scarlet imp pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @scarlet imp died.

@brave shore found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@raw moss and @lunar flume were having a nice picnic on the beach when @brave shore stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@tired snow and @carmine cairn had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@jagged spruce farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

@fresh dawn disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @tight niche, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

@fresh dawn ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @fresh dawn died.

@brave shore tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@tired snow took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @tired snow died.

@jagged spruce was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@lunar flume tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @lunar flume died.

@jagged spruce looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@long vine turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @long vine died.

@raw moss saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@carmine cairn brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@carmine cairn found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

@jagged spruce drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @jagged spruce died.

@raw moss started barking like a dog while chasing @brave shore.

@carmine cairn gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @carmine cairn died.

@brave shore picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @jagged spruce
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @lunar flume
100 points go to 7th place: @tired snow
100 points go to 8th place: @fresh dawn
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @scarlet imp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[mental pebble]

bb!register

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[wind flicker]

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[brave shore]

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[peak yoke]

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[hushed tide]

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[modern plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[granite frigate]

bb!register

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@granite frigate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

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[spark ravine]

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[fallen gull]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[prisma rampart]

bb!register

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@prisma rampart, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @mental pebble, @hushed tide, @peak yoke, @modern plover, @spark ravine, @brave shore, @granite frigate, @prisma rampart, @fallen gull, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@brave shore started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@wind flicker accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @wind flicker died.

@granite frigate obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@glacial totem had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@mental pebble picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @mental pebble died.

@spark ravine found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

The Nurse told @hushed tide they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @hushed tide died.

@peak yoke swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @peak yoke died.

@prisma rampart did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@carmine cairn relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

Thanks to @modern plover's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @spark ravine's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @modern plover died.

@spark ravine equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @spark ravine died.

@granite frigate was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @granite frigate died.

@carmine cairn placed chests all over the world except where @fallen gull was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @fallen gull died.

@brave shore managed to kill @near mortar by doing absolutely nothing. @near mortar died.

@prisma rampart started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @prisma rampart soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @prisma rampart died.

@brave shore was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @brave shore died.

@glacial totem was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@raw moss declared that 64 was their favorite number. @glacial totem wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @raw moss by stabbing them 64 times. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn and @glacial totem were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @carmine cairn played solitaire. @glacial totem stood behind them and watched.

@glacial totem got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @prisma rampart
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[prisma rampart]

bb!register

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@prisma rampart, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[spark ravine]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[short nymph]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[wind flicker]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @short nymph, @long vine, @potent talon, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @prisma rampart
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@prisma rampart used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

@raw moss somehow convinced @wind flicker that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @wind flicker died.

@raw moss fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @raw moss died.

@short nymph lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @short nymph died.

@livid shuttle started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@potent talon accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @potent talon died.

@spark ravine had the high ground, but @long vine just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @spark ravine toppling to their doom. @spark ravine died.

@prisma rampart went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@livid shuttle was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@prisma rampart tried to launch a poison dart frog at @carmine cairn through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @prisma rampart has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @prisma rampart died.

@long vine was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @long vine dried.

@brave shore threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@long vine's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @long vine died.

@brave shore set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@brave shore learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@carmine cairn trapped @brave shore in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@brave shore tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

@carmine cairn created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @carmine cairn's artistic genius.

@brave shore tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @brave shore broke their fall with their own body. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @prisma rampart
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @short nymph
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[lunar flume]

bb!register

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@lunar flume, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[lime creek]

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[fallen gull]

bb!register

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[hushed tide]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[blissful orchid]

bb!register

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[sturdy sluice]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dusky elbow]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @sturdy sluice, @raw moss, @lunar flume, @hushed tide, @dusky elbow, @long vine, @blissful orchid, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@sturdy sluice realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@long vine watched @livid shuttle go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @livid shuttle was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@lunar flume became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@blissful orchid pointed a wooden wand at @lime creek and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

@fallen gull asked for @raw moss's autograph. At first, @raw moss was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@dusky elbow buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@hushed tide built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@sturdy sluice ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @sturdy sluice died.

@long vine put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@dusky elbow encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @dusky elbow decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

@livid shuttle almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

@lunar flume started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @lunar flume died.

@raw moss got tired of @hushed tide trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @hushed tide at a Sawmill. @hushed tide died.

@dusky elbow equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @lime creek chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @dusky elbow's shattered corpse. @dusky elbow died.

@carmine cairn was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@long vine rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @long vine died.

@raw moss opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@livid shuttle accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@fallen gull declared war against @lime creek because they didn't like something @lime creek said in their AMA.

@blissful orchid made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @blissful orchid died.

@livid shuttle ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@lime creek had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @lime creek wasn't a pie. @lime creek died.

@fallen gull looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @fallen gull died.

@carmine cairn and @raw moss spotted a Lunar Flare on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

@livid shuttle ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @livid shuttle died.

@raw moss tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@carmine cairn was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@raw moss went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @raw moss's canvas.

Hey @raw moss, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 9th place: @hushed tide
100 points go to 10th place: @lunar flume

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @mental pebble, @tall tartan, @hushed tide, @lucid ledge, @proud lava, @modern plover, @spark ravine, and @hexed fiber
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The fighting begins again!

@modern plover used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

@hushed tide used their Purple Phaseblade to lop off @mental pebble's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @hushed tide invented golf. @mental pebble died.

@raw moss tried to stab @hushed tide, but @hushed tide's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @hushed tide died.

@lucid ledge got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @lucid ledge died.

@proud lava activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @proud lava died.

@hexed fiber modified @modern plover's Bone Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @modern plover was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @modern plover died.

@spark ravine fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @spark ravine died.

@tall tartan challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @tall tartan died.

@raw moss joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @raw moss was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

@hexed fiber went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @hexed fiber died.

@tight niche practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @tight niche died.

@raw moss accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@raw moss refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@carmine cairn wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

@raw moss made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@carmine cairn recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@raw moss screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

@carmine cairn was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @tall tartan
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 10th place: @hushed tide

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[tight niche]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tall tartan, @astral glacier, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, @hexed fiber, @near mortar, and @fallen gull
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The fighting begins again!

@tall tartan's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @tall tartan died.

While exploring a swamp, @carmine cairn caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@potent talon underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @potent talon died.

@livid shuttle burst with happiness, quite literally. @livid shuttle died.

@astral glacier obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @astral glacier never learned how to snap their fingers.

@near mortar played rock-paper-scissors with @raw moss. @near mortar played paper. @raw moss played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @near mortar was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @near mortar died.

@raw moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@astral glacier summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @fallen gull's life points directly. @fallen gull died.

@hexed fiber got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @hexed fiber died.

@tight niche popped @spark ravine by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @spark ravine died.

@raw moss threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@astral glacier comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@astral glacier invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @astral glacier was mauled by wolves. @astral glacier died.

@carmine cairn shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

@tight niche and @raw moss discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

@tight niche failed to properly hydrate. @tight niche died.

@raw moss wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@raw moss brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

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[blissful orchid]

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[fallen gull]

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[fiery belfry]

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[tight niche]

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[fiery belfry]

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[tight niche]

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[tame heron]

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[fallen gull]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @elfin rapids, @long vine, @modern plover, @blissful orchid, @livid shuttle, @tame heron, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fallen gull, @livid shuttle, and @modern plover formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

@fiery belfry tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @fiery belfry's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @fiery belfry died.

@tame heron threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tame heron unlocked the power of flight!

@long vine tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@long vine vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @long vine died.

@elfin rapids tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@tight niche and @raw moss had a very merry unbirthday party together. @livid shuttle found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@modern plover used an Inferno Fork to eat. @blissful orchid thought they didn't notice, but @modern plover just really likes spicy food.

@fallen gull killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@modern plover learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @modern plover died.

@blissful orchid iwwegawy owoed to @raw moss and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @blissful orchid died.

@livid shuttle thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @livid shuttle died.

@fallen gull got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @fallen gull died.

@elfin rapids and @tight niche cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @tight niche, because @elfin rapids was wearing Frost armor.

@elfin rapids wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @elfin rapids through the wall. @elfin rapids died.

@tame heron wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

@raw moss and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tight niche was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@tame heron wondered why weapons can't be painted.

No one told @tame heron that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @tame heron died.

@raw moss always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tame heron
150 points go to 4th place: @elfin rapids
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

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[fallen gull]

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[wind flicker]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @wind flicker, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @flint sage, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @tame heron, @lime creek, and @fallen gull
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The fighting begins again!

@scarlet imp's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @scarlet imp to notice them. @scarlet imp died.

@raw moss went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@wind flicker was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@long vine saw @wind flicker standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @wind flicker died.

@spark ravine called @fallen gull a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @spark ravine died.

A mysterious stranger gave @lime creek a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @tranquil wyvern with it. However, @lime creek clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @lime creek died.

@flint sage recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@tight niche tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

@tame heron stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@livid shuttle handed @fallen gull a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @fallen gull died.

@flint sage used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @flint sage died.

@tame heron stopped a meteor from crushing @raw moss and @long vine with their own body. @tame heron died.

@tranquil wyvern spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @tranquil wyvern died.

@livid shuttle was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @livid shuttle died.

@tight niche hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@long vine broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@long vine forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @long vine wasn't a Slime, @long vine was endlessly beaten. @long vine died.

Poor @raw moss. @raw moss keeps getting pinged over and over again. @raw moss is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @raw moss. @raw moss. @raw moss.

@tight niche cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@tight niche saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@raw moss used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

@raw moss stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @tame heron
100 points go to 7th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 8th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @spark ravine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[wet merlin]

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[spark ravine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[fiery belfry]

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[tight niche]

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[zenith root]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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[lime creek]

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[exotic plume]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @exotic plume, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@zenith root was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @zenith root died.

@brave shore traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

@tranquil wyvern took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @lime creek's Rod of Discord.

@long vine saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @long vine died.

@spark ravine offered to add a gold trim to @wet merlin's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

@tight niche teleported behind @spark ravine using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @spark ravine died.

@livid shuttle went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @exotic plume had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @livid shuttle died.

@lime creek ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @lime creek died.

@tight niche and @wet merlin engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @wet merlin blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @wet merlin died.

@tranquil wyvern marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

Rumors started spreading that @exotic plume was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @exotic plume.

@brave shore was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@exotic plume received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @exotic plume died.

@tranquil wyvern had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @tranquil wyvern's skull. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @brave shore still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @exotic plume
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fresh dawn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fresh dawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @zenith root, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @spark ravine, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern tried to confess their love to @jolly swift, but @jolly swift interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@fresh dawn dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @spark ravine diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

@amber ermine solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

@errant vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@tight niche drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@near mortar pulled out their Psycho Knife and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @near mortar pulled out a vacuum instead.

@zenith root stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @zenith root died.

@spark ravine started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

@fresh dawn and @tight niche were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @fresh dawn fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @fresh dawn died.

@amber ermine received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @amber ermine died.

@near mortar preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

@jolly swift cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@spark ravine accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @spark ravine died.

@tranquil wyvern wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@jolly swift found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

@near mortar dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @near mortar died.

@errant vine blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @errant vine died.

@tranquil wyvern got burninated by Tim. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine aimed a spinning toy at @jolly swift, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@tight niche stole @jolly swift's lemons. @jolly swift got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @tight niche's house down.

@long vine started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

@jolly swift started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

@long vine got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@tight niche tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@long vine searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@long vine asked @tight niche if they "knew the way". @tight niche didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@tight niche loves @long vine to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @fresh dawn
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spark ravine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wet merlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tall tartan]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tall tartan, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[lunar flume]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lunar flume, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[ashen spire]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@ashen spire, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame heron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hushed tide]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hushed tide, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @gusty bobcat, @tight niche, @tall tartan, @lunar flume, @hushed tide, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @ashen spire, @errant vine, @spark ravine, @tame heron, @brave shore, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hushed tide swung a Katana at @amber ermine and missed. However, @amber ermine acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @hushed tide to receive a yellow card.

@brave shore tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@gusty bobcat was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @gusty bobcat died.

@carmine cairn constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@errant vine called @tight niche a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @tight niche died.

@spark ravine tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @wet merlin, but they were in broad daylight.

@ashen spire and @tall tartan played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@tall tartan was ordered by @lunar flume to sing a song or be killed. @tall tartan tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @tall tartan died.

@tame heron used a Medusa Head on @lunar flume and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @lunar flume died.

@carmine cairn held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@hushed tide climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @spark ravine and @wet merlin.

@hushed tide's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @hushed tide died.

@long vine tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@long vine was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @long vine died.

@amber ermine took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

@tranquil wyvern damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@amber ermine was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @amber ermine died.

@ashen spire explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @ashen spire died.

@spark ravine got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @spark ravine, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @spark ravine died.

@errant vine purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

@brave shore was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @wet merlin with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @wet merlin died.

@errant vine hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @errant vine could pull it to shore.

@carmine cairn saw @tame heron trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @carmine cairn is calling the police!

@tranquil wyvern wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@tranquil wyvern invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@errant vine started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@carmine cairn got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@tame heron, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @tame heron died.

@tranquil wyvern started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@errant vine began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@errant vine ran with scissors. @errant vine died.