#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 104

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 11:38 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 22, 2026, 11:42 AM

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rich cipher Jan 22, 2026, 11:47 AM

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brave shore Jan 22, 2026, 11:49 AM

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wind flicker Jan 22, 2026, 11:53 AM

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severe fable Jan 22, 2026, 11:54 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 22, 2026, 12:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 12:03 PM

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eager coyote Jan 22, 2026, 12:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 12:10 PM

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granite frigate Jan 22, 2026, 12:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 12:19 PM

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near mortar Jan 22, 2026, 12:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 12:28 PM

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tight niche Jan 22, 2026, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 12:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @eager coyote, @tight niche, @rich cipher, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @severe fable, @abstract thunder, @brave shore, @granite frigate, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@granite frigate started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@wind flicker challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @wind flicker died.

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@rich cipher fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @rich cipher died.

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@eager coyote and @tranquil wyvern discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@blissful goblet jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @blissful goblet died.

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@abstract thunder fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @severe fable and @granite frigate to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@abstract thunder decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @abstract thunder died.

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@granite frigate shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @granite frigate's face. @granite frigate died.

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@near mortar started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@near mortar summoned a solar eclipse while @eager coyote was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@tight niche threw a snowball at @severe fable. To counter this, @severe fable threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @tight niche died.

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@eager coyote tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @eager coyote extremely rich.

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@brave shore built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@severe fable was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @severe fable died.

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@brave shore found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @brave shore pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@eager coyote ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @eager coyote died.

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@tranquil wyvern started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@tranquil wyvern had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @tranquil wyvern's skull. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 4th place: @severe fable
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @rich cipher

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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granite frigate Jan 22, 2026, 12:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 12:43 PM

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near mortar Jan 22, 2026, 12:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 12:47 PM

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rich cipher Jan 22, 2026, 12:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 12:47 PM

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abstract thunder Jan 22, 2026, 12:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 12:54 PM

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sturdy sluice Jan 22, 2026, 1:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 1:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 22, 2026, 1:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 1:09 PM

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lucid ledge Jan 22, 2026, 1:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 1:10 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 22, 2026, 1:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 1:18 PM

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tight niche Jan 22, 2026, 1:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 1:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@sturdy sluice, @tight niche, @rich cipher, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @lucid ledge, @abstract thunder, @granite frigate, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@lucid ledge consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@sturdy sluice became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @tranquil wyvern had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @sturdy sluice's suffering. @sturdy sluice died.

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@rich cipher activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @rich cipher died.

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@granite frigate accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @granite frigate.

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@blissful goblet won in a fight against @amber ermine by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @amber ermine died.

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@abstract thunder spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@tight niche tried to set up a campfire, but @blissful goblet drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@blissful goblet was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @blissful goblet died.

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@near mortar read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@lucid ledge wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@lucid ledge was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @lucid ledge died.

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@granite frigate explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@abstract thunder picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @abstract thunder died.

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@tight niche smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@granite frigate drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@granite frigate got stuck in @tight niche's Rod of Discord farm. @granite frigate died.

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@near mortar started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@near mortar played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @near mortar
150 points go to 4th place: @granite frigate
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @rich cipher
100 points go to 10th place: @sturdy sluice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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abstract thunder Jan 22, 2026, 1:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 1:46 PM

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sturdy sluice Jan 22, 2026, 1:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 1:50 PM

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rich cipher Jan 22, 2026, 1:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 1:52 PM

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flint sage Jan 22, 2026, 1:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 1:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 22, 2026, 2:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:01 PM

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fresh dawn Jan 22, 2026, 2:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:15 PM

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tidal bane Jan 22, 2026, 2:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:17 PM

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lucid ledge Jan 22, 2026, 2:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:20 PM

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brave shore Jan 22, 2026, 2:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:22 PM

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jolly swift Jan 22, 2026, 2:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:23 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 22, 2026, 2:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @sturdy sluice, @fresh dawn, @rich cipher, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @lucid ledge, @abstract thunder, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@sturdy sluice was playing hide and seek with @carmine cairn and @amber ermine, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @sturdy sluice died.

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@fresh dawn tried to attack @lucid ledge by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @fresh dawn died.

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@rich cipher got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @rich cipher died.

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A witch prophesized that @abstract thunder would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@amber ermine saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@tidal bane invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@brave shore and @lucid ledge had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@lucid ledge greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @lucid ledge died.

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@jolly swift performed surgery on a grape.

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@carmine cairn befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@abstract thunder fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @abstract thunder died.

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@tidal bane was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@tidal bane used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @brave shore tested this theory on @tidal bane, who bounced, and ended up being right. @tidal bane died.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted @flint sage into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @flint sage died.

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@jolly swift was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@tranquil wyvern finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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A mysterious stranger gave @brave shore a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @carmine cairn with it. However, @brave shore clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @flint sage
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @rich cipher

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

lucid ledge Jan 22, 2026, 2:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:38 PM

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long vine Jan 22, 2026, 2:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:38 PM

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abstract thunder Jan 22, 2026, 2:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:43 PM

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sturdy sluice Jan 22, 2026, 2:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:49 PM

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wind flicker Jan 22, 2026, 2:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:50 PM

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flint sage Jan 22, 2026, 2:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 22, 2026, 3:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 3:15 PM

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forest shell Jan 22, 2026, 3:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 3:15 PM

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brave shore Jan 22, 2026, 3:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 3:24 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 22, 2026, 3:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 3:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @sturdy sluice, @forest shell, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @flint sage, @lucid ledge, @abstract thunder, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wind flicker was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @wind flicker died.

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While playing at the beach, @lucid ledge buried @flint sage in the sand. It took @flint sage several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@tranquil wyvern threw @sturdy sluice into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @tranquil wyvern a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @sturdy sluice died.

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@forest shell was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @forest shell died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@long vine found a hill and started to roll down it. @long vine was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @long vine died.

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@lucid ledge was buried under an avalanche that @abstract thunder had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @lucid ledge died.

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@abstract thunder's face was scorched off after @tranquil wyvern took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @abstract thunder died.

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@flint sage went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@carmine cairn got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@flint sage considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @brave shore was morbidly interested.

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@tranquil wyvern started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @flint sage and @carmine cairn.

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@flint sage panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @flint sage died.

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@tranquil wyvern took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flint sage
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @forest shell
100 points go to 9th place: @sturdy sluice
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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sturdy sluice Jan 22, 2026, 3:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 3:45 PM

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granite frigate Jan 22, 2026, 3:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 3:45 PM

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near mortar Jan 22, 2026, 3:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 3:56 PM

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lime creek Jan 22, 2026, 3:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 3:58 PM

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raw moss Jan 22, 2026, 4:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 4:14 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 22, 2026, 4:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 4:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

dull gazelle Jan 22, 2026, 4:34 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 4:34 PM

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@dull gazelle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

delicate jetty Jan 22, 2026, 4:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 4:44 PM

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rich cipher Jan 22, 2026, 4:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 4:51 PM

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hearty oracle Jan 22, 2026, 5:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 5:12 PM

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forest shell Jan 22, 2026, 5:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 5:24 PM

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lucid ledge Jan 22, 2026, 5:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 5:26 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @delicate jetty, @sturdy sluice, @raw moss, @forest shell, @rich cipher, @amber ermine, @lucid ledge, @hearty oracle, @dull gazelle, @granite frigate, @lime creek, and @near mortar
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@lucid ledge was infected by a zombie virus. @lucid ledge died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@raw moss's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @raw moss! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@carmine cairn compressed @delicate jetty until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @delicate jetty died.

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@dull gazelle found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @granite frigate to check it out. @granite frigate decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@near mortar took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @forest shell and @lime creek ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@hearty oracle was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@sturdy sluice and @rich cipher played catch with a Paladin. @sturdy sluice accidentally fumbled a catch. @sturdy sluice died.

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@amber ermine shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @amber ermine's face. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@lucid ledge tried to explain to @raw moss that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @raw moss countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @lucid ledge died.

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@dull gazelle claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@carmine cairn literally impeached @hearty oracle by squashing them under a giant peach. @hearty oracle died.

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@dull gazelle wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @dull gazelle turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @dull gazelle died.

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@forest shell returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@granite frigate drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @carmine cairn mopped @granite frigate up with a tissue. @granite frigate died.

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@lime creek was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@lime creek decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @lime creek died.

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@near mortar explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@forest shell and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @forest shell's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@rich cipher had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Toxikarp. Obviously, this failed.

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While examining a strange emblem, @near mortar accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @near mortar died.

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@forest shell built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @forest shell died.

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@raw moss started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@carmine cairn couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@rich cipher was walked on by a Martian Walker. @rich cipher died.

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@carmine cairn tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @rich cipher
150 points go to 4th place: @forest shell
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 8th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 9th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid ledge

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@tranquil wyvern painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@heady jungle, @raw moss, and @remote pumice made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@dull gazelle wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@peak yoke's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @peak yoke died.

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@granite frigate thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@carmine cairn spoke softly to @heady jungle while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @heady jungle died.

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@dull gazelle triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @dull gazelle died.

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@prisma rampart played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @prisma rampart died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @rich cipher was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @rich cipher had ever been in. @rich cipher died.

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@raw moss did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @granite frigate, who happened to be watching. @granite frigate died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @remote pumice with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@tranquil wyvern constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@remote pumice was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@errant vine was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@tranquil wyvern went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss hid an actuator in @errant vine's lunch. Later that day, @errant vine stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn were about to face off, but @raw moss had to run off to the restroom first.

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After @raw moss drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 7th place: @rich cipher
100 points go to 8th place: @prisma rampart
100 points go to 9th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 10th place: @heady jungle

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@raw moss appeared to be taking a group picture of @forest shell, @rapid radish, and @granite frigate. @raw moss's selfie turned out great!

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@subtle gorge found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@sturdy sluice drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@sturdy sluice jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @sturdy sluice died.

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@rich cipher wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @rich cipher died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @rapid radish. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @rapid radish died.

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@amber ermine accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @amber ermine, go jump off that cliff. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@peak yoke tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@subtle gorge opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@granite frigate tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @granite frigate keeled over from a heart attack. @granite frigate died.

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@prisma rampart got impaled by Mourning Wood. @prisma rampart died.

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@forest shell was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @forest shell died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@subtle gorge was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @subtle gorge died.

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@raw moss asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@errant vine looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@tranquil wyvern felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@tranquil wyvern started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@carmine cairn found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@errant vine walked into a bar. @carmine cairn laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@errant vine was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@carmine cairn stole @raw moss's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @raw moss was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@carmine cairn tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @forest shell
100 points go to 7th place: @prisma rampart
100 points go to 8th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@scarlet imp uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @scarlet imp died.

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@wise cairn tickled @prisma rampart from behind while they were busy sharpening their Influx Waver. @wise cairn died.

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@fresh dawn walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @fresh dawn died.

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@honest oak became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @honest oak died.

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@vagrant marlin found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@raw moss spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@prisma rampart forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @prisma rampart died.

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@vagrant marlin started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@vagrant marlin tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @vagrant marlin died.

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@wet star couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @wet star died.

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@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@glossy juniper was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @radiant sleet's Star Cannon. @glossy juniper died.

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@radiant sleet heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @radiant sleet died.

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@subtle gorge was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @subtle gorge died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss pranked @remote pumice by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@raw moss was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@remote pumice curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @remote pumice in half. @remote pumice died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @radiant sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @glossy juniper
100 points go to 7th place: @wet star
100 points go to 8th place: @vagrant marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @prisma rampart
100 points go to 10th place: @honest oak

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @radiant sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @hearty oracle, @dull gazelle, @granite frigate, and @prisma rampart
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@raw moss threw @wind flicker in the washing machine and turned it on. @wind flicker died.

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@hearty oracle watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@subtle gorge's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Falcon Blade was nice and clean, but their Shadowflame Bow's string broke, and their Life Drain cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@exotic saddle had @long vine lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @long vine, this wasn't a magic show. @long vine died.

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@tight niche swung a Zombie Arm at @prisma rampart, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@exotic saddle found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @exotic saddle died.

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@hearty oracle forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @hearty oracle died.

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@dull gazelle started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @dull gazelle died.

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@subtle gorge donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@prisma rampart saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @prisma rampart died.

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@radiant sleet’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@granite frigate was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@raw moss tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@granite frigate built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@granite frigate fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @granite frigate died.

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@tight niche made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@tight niche was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @tight niche died.

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@subtle gorge made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@radiant sleet sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @radiant sleet died.

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@raw moss wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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Out of boredom, @subtle gorge used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@subtle gorge told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @subtle gorge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @subtle gorge
250 points go to 3rd place: @radiant sleet
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @granite frigate
150 points go to 6th place: @prisma rampart
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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carmine cairn Jan 22, 2026, 10:25 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @exotic saddle, @abstract thunder, @dull gazelle, @granite frigate, and @prisma rampart
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@abstract thunder disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@wind flicker tried to get @prisma rampart to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @wind flicker died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@long vine started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@long vine tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @granite frigate setting explosives beneath them. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @raw moss let them be.

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While @peak yoke looked inside a Corruption chasm, @tight niche pranked them by pushing them inside. @peak yoke died.

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@exotic saddle was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @exotic saddle died.

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@dull gazelle constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @fiery belfry by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @dull gazelle's positioning was a bit off. @dull gazelle died.

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@granite frigate accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @granite frigate died.

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@prisma rampart shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @prisma rampart died.

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@tight niche brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@tight niche was tired of @fiery belfry constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @fiery belfry's front yard. @fiery belfry died.

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@abstract thunder wished for the ability to fly. @carmine cairn granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @abstract thunder died.

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@tight niche pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@raw moss won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@carmine cairn tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @raw moss with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@raw moss started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@carmine cairn boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @prisma rampart
100 points go to 7th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 8th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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raw moss Jan 22, 2026, 10:36 PM

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turbid skiff Jan 22, 2026, 11:29 PM

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brave shore Jan 22, 2026, 11:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil knot, @vernal epoch, @turbid skiff, @abstract thunder, @brave shore, @granite frigate, and @prisma rampart
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@glacial totem performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@prisma rampart went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@granite frigate filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@wind flicker's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @wind flicker died.

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@glacial totem has fallen, and they can't get up. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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A strange device attached itself to @tranquil knot's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @tranquil knot died.

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@vernal epoch neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @vernal epoch died.

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@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@turbid skiff played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @turbid skiff died.

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@abstract thunder forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @abstract thunder died.

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@granite frigate started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@brave shore went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@prisma rampart tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@granite frigate became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @granite frigate died.

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@prisma rampart wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @prisma rampart's head. @prisma rampart died.

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@tight niche found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@raw moss caused @long vine to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@tight niche paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @long vine. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @raw moss is approaching @carmine cairn!

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@tight niche slammed @raw moss into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@carmine cairn stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@tight niche forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @prisma rampart
150 points go to 6th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @vernal epoch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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prisma rampart Jan 23, 2026, 12:51 AM

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brave shore Jan 23, 2026, 1:06 AM

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raw moss Jan 23, 2026, 1:10 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 23, 2026, 1:20 AM

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north basin Jan 23, 2026, 1:24 AM

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tight niche Jan 23, 2026, 1:30 AM

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long vine Jan 23, 2026, 1:35 AM

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granite frigate Jan 23, 2026, 1:44 AM

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tranquil knot Jan 23, 2026, 1:48 AM

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hard solar Jan 23, 2026, 2:02 AM

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lime creek Jan 23, 2026, 2:19 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 23, 2026, 2:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil knot, @brave shore, @north basin, @granite frigate, @lime creek, @prisma rampart, and @hard solar
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@tranquil knot purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @tranquil knot ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@prisma rampart underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@granite frigate found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@carmine cairn suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@long vine accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @long vine died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @tranquil knot is now goo. @tranquil knot died.

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@lime creek started riding a Unicorn. @tight niche chased @lime creek while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@brave shore fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @hard solar. @brave shore died.

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@granite frigate was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @granite frigate died.

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@lime creek started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@raw moss found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@tight niche began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@north basin flossed their teeth with @prisma rampart's shoelaces.

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@carmine cairn wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@north basin spiced up @lime creek's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @lime creek died.

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@prisma rampart made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @prisma rampart died.

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@carmine cairn found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @hard solar, who was out swimming that day. @hard solar died.

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@tight niche calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@carmine cairn made some Synonym Rolls for @raw moss and @north basin. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@tight niche played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@raw moss threw @north basin into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @raw moss a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @north basin died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @carmine cairn was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @north basin
150 points go to 5th place: @hard solar
150 points go to 6th place: @prisma rampart
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil knot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Jan 23, 2026, 2:43 AM

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glacial totem Jan 23, 2026, 2:50 AM

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tranquil knot Jan 23, 2026, 3:01 AM

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prisma rampart Jan 23, 2026, 3:02 AM

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lime creek Jan 23, 2026, 3:08 AM

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raw moss Jan 23, 2026, 3:11 AM

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hushed tide Jan 23, 2026, 3:22 AM

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fallen gull Jan 23, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 3:29 AM

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tight niche Jan 23, 2026, 3:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hushed tide, @long vine, @tranquil knot, @prisma rampart, @lime creek, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@lime creek overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@tight niche walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@prisma rampart summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@glacial totem's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @glacial totem died.

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@hushed tide hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @hushed tide died.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil knot swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@lime creek sang a song to try to impress @prisma rampart, @long vine, and @fallen gull. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @tranquil knot was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@tight niche and @raw moss got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@carmine cairn used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@tranquil knot and @fallen gull had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@carmine cairn tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@long vine activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @long vine died.

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@prisma rampart made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @prisma rampart rich and famous.

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@tranquil knot forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @tranquil knot died.

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@lime creek found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @lime creek died.

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@fallen gull attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @fallen gull died.

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@prisma rampart started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@raw moss consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@carmine cairn was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@tight niche gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @prisma rampart, who was in the front row. @prisma rampart died.

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@carmine cairn pointed a Shotgun at @raw moss and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @carmine cairn looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @carmine cairn died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tight niche randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@tight niche managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@raw moss watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@tight niche died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @prisma rampart
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil knot
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @hushed tide
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fallen gull Jan 23, 2026, 3:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 3:40 AM

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raw moss Jan 23, 2026, 3:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 3:41 AM

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long vine Jan 23, 2026, 3:45 AM

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zealous rapids Jan 23, 2026, 3:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 3:49 AM

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lime creek Jan 23, 2026, 3:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 3:52 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 23, 2026, 4:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 4:21 AM

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wind flicker Jan 23, 2026, 4:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 4:24 AM

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tight niche Jan 23, 2026, 4:29 AM

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lunar flume Jan 23, 2026, 4:31 AM

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BB!register

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 4:32 AM

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hushed tide Jan 23, 2026, 4:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 4:36 AM

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prisma rampart Jan 23, 2026, 4:37 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 23, 2026, 4:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 4:43 AM

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proud lava Jan 23, 2026, 4:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 4:46 AM

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formal badge Jan 23, 2026, 5:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 5:19 AM

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grave gull Jan 23, 2026, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @lunar flume, @hushed tide, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @proud lava, @zealous rapids, @formal badge, @prisma rampart, @lime creek, @fallen gull, and @grave gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@wind flicker reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @wind flicker died.

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@lunar flume tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @lunar flume died.

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@hushed tide ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @hushed tide died.

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@carmine cairn tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tight niche tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@long vine discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @long vine died.

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@proud lava watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@formal badge wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @blissful goblet killed them. @blissful goblet died.

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@prisma rampart let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@grave gull stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@zealous rapids consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@proud lava tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @proud lava died.

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@zealous rapids got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @zealous rapids died.

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@prisma rampart used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @prisma rampart died.

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@formal badge was cornered by @tight niche, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@grave gull drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@carmine cairn visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @carmine cairn thought her hands were more interesting.

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@fallen gull ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @fallen gull died.

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@raw moss opened the front door and saw @tight niche trying to murder the Guide. @raw moss slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@lime creek explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@grave gull fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @grave gull died.

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@formal badge thought they assassinated @raw moss, but it was just @formal badge in disguise. Huh? @formal badge died.

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@lime creek sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @lime creek, it was opposite day. @lime creek died.

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@tight niche accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@raw moss tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @raw moss to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@carmine cairn started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@raw moss took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@raw moss read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @raw moss then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @grave gull
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @prisma rampart
100 points go to 9th place: @zealous rapids
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Jan 23, 2026, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 5:39 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Jan 23, 2026, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 5:39 AM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fallen gull Jan 23, 2026, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 5:39 AM

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@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

prisma rampart Jan 23, 2026, 5:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 5:42 AM

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@prisma rampart, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wind flicker Jan 23, 2026, 5:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 5:42 AM

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@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Jan 23, 2026, 5:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 5:42 AM

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raw moss Jan 23, 2026, 5:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 5:44 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grave gull Jan 23, 2026, 5:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 5:46 AM

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@grave gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 23, 2026, 6:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 6:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 23, 2026, 6:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 6:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @formal badge, @prisma rampart, @lime creek, @fallen gull, and @grave gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@wind flicker woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @wind flicker died.

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@carmine cairn and @lime creek were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@long vine tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @long vine died.

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@prisma rampart tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @fallen gull's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @prisma rampart died.

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@raw moss cornered @tight niche at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tight niche started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@grave gull accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@formal badge used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@carmine cairn opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@fallen gull dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@lime creek wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@raw moss tricked @lime creek into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @lime creek died.

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@carmine cairn was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@raw moss took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@formal badge tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@grave gull drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @grave gull died.

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@raw moss literally gaslighted @fallen gull by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @fallen gull died.

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@formal badge found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@formal badge put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @formal badge whole. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.

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@tight niche equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @carmine cairn into approaching. @tight niche then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @carmine cairn with two Sniper Rifle shots. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@tight niche swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @grave gull
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @prisma rampart
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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raw moss Jan 23, 2026, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 6:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wind flicker Jan 23, 2026, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 6:38 AM

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@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 23, 2026, 6:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 6:40 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

prisma rampart Jan 23, 2026, 6:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 6:44 AM

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proud lava Jan 23, 2026, 7:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 7:04 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Jan 23, 2026, 7:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 7:05 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 23, 2026, 7:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 7:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

real gale Jan 23, 2026, 7:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 7:32 AM

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fallen gull Jan 23, 2026, 7:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 7:45 AM

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@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Jan 23, 2026, 8:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 8:20 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Jan 23, 2026, 8:28 AM

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tight niche bb!register

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 8:28 AM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @zenith root, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @real gale, @formal badge, @prisma rampart, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@wind flicker spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@zenith root pickpocketed @tight niche, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@long vine wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@real gale and @formal badge had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@proud lava stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@wind flicker defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @wind flicker died.

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@amber ermine summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@fallen gull has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @fallen gull woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@formal badge fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @amber ermine, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@long vine tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Tin Broadsword instead of a Bug Net.

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@fallen gull performed surgery on a grape.

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@zenith root was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @zenith root died.

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@tight niche tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @tight niche extremely rich.

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@raw moss tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @raw moss died.

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@real gale had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@amber ermine became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @tight niche had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @amber ermine's suffering. @amber ermine died.

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@prisma rampart went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@long vine invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@fallen gull discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@proud lava was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@proud lava flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @proud lava died.

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@real gale started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@formal badge traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @formal badge did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @formal badge died.

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@fallen gull tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@prisma rampart fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @prisma rampart died.

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@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@fallen gull brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @fallen gull died.

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@long vine was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried to kill @real gale with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@real gale asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@tight niche spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@real gale tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @real gale died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @real gale
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @prisma rampart
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Jan 23, 2026, 8:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 8:45 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fallen gull Jan 23, 2026, 8:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 8:50 AM

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@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 23, 2026, 8:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 8:52 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Jan 23, 2026, 8:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 8:52 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vernal epoch Jan 23, 2026, 9:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@vernal epoch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Jan 23, 2026, 9:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 9:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

lime creek Jan 23, 2026, 9:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 9:41 AM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Jan 23, 2026, 10:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 10:18 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Jan 23, 2026, 10:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 10:21 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Jan 23, 2026, 10:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 10:21 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @long vine, @remote pumice, @amber ermine, @vernal epoch, @turbid skiff, @formal badge, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @amber ermine died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @vernal epoch excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@formal badge spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@remote pumice was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@formal badge saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @formal badge died.

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After @brave shore went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @brave shore died.

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@fallen gull fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @fallen gull died.

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@long vine came out of @lime creek's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@vernal epoch got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@vernal epoch got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @vernal epoch died.

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@tight niche forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@lime creek was playing hide and seek with @turbid skiff and @tight niche, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @lime creek died.

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@long vine accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @turbid skiff joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @turbid skiff died.

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@tight niche trapped @remote pumice in a maze, but while they were taunting @remote pumice, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tight niche lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@remote pumice sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@remote pumice tied up @tight niche and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @tight niche to die. However, @tight niche managed to escape from their bonds.

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@tight niche tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@remote pumice was building a nice house. @tight niche asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @remote pumice just looked confused.

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@remote pumice tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @vernal epoch
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Jan 23, 2026, 10:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 10:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 23, 2026, 10:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 10:43 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Jan 23, 2026, 10:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 10:48 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Jan 23, 2026, 10:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 10:50 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Jan 23, 2026, 10:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 10:52 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 23, 2026, 11:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 11:00 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fallen gull Jan 23, 2026, 11:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 23, 2026, 11:02 AM

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@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.