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fallen gull Jan 20, 2026, 10:46 AM

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severe fable Jan 20, 2026, 10:48 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 20, 2026, 11:12 AM

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zenith root Jan 20, 2026, 11:19 AM

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tight niche Jan 20, 2026, 11:19 AM

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long star Jan 20, 2026, 11:24 AM

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bright vortex Jan 20, 2026, 12:04 PM

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short nymph Jan 20, 2026, 12:20 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @long star, @short nymph, @bright vortex, @fiery belfry, @severe fable, @blissful orchid, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche learned all of @livid shuttle's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@fiery belfry ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@zenith root felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @bright vortex setting explosives beneath them. @zenith root died.

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@fallen gull baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@blissful orchid started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@brave shore made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tight niche hadn't seen @short nymph in a long time, and missed them. @short nymph aimed a Sniper Rifle at @tight niche from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @tight niche died.

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@severe fable promised to @fallen gull that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@long star likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @long star probably liked trains a bit too much. @long star died.

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@livid shuttle placed chests all over the world except where @short nymph was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @short nymph died.

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@blissful orchid decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@brave shore solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@bright vortex became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @bright vortex died.

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@brave shore used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@severe fable tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@fiery belfry was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@fiery belfry's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @livid shuttle and @fallen gull's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @fiery belfry died.

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@severe fable mistook @brave shore's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @severe fable died.

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@brave shore constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@blissful orchid stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @blissful orchid died.

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@livid shuttle challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @livid shuttle died.

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@fallen gull fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @fallen gull died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @fallen gull
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @blissful orchid
150 points go to 5th place: @severe fable
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @bright vortex
100 points go to 8th place: @short nymph
100 points go to 9th place: @long star
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fallen gull Jan 20, 2026, 12:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 12:38 PM

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brave shore Jan 20, 2026, 12:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 12:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 20, 2026, 12:49 PM

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sturdy sluice Jan 20, 2026, 12:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 12:57 PM

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long vine Jan 20, 2026, 1:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 1:19 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 20, 2026, 1:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 1:22 PM

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bright vortex Jan 20, 2026, 1:22 PM

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severe fable Jan 20, 2026, 2:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 2:09 PM

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lime creek Jan 20, 2026, 2:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 2:26 PM

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novel summit Jan 20, 2026, 2:26 PM

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vague sequoia Jan 20, 2026, 2:26 PM

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fierce ermine Jan 20, 2026, 2:27 PM

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errant vine Jan 20, 2026, 2:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 2:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @sturdy sluice, @bright vortex, @vague sequoia, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @fierce ermine, @severe fable, @livid shuttle, @novel summit, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @fallen gull
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@sturdy sluice tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@sturdy sluice accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @sturdy sluice died.

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@vague sequoia gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @vague sequoia died.

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@long vine invited @livid shuttle to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @long vine was mauled by wolves. @long vine died.

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@fierce ermine shot their The Undertaker to the left of @severe fable just to scare them. @severe fable heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @severe fable died.

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@errant vine found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@livid shuttle accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @livid shuttle, go jump off that cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @fallen gull's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @brave shore died.

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@bright vortex found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@fallen gull tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @fallen gull died.

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@fierce ermine brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@carmine cairn put two forward slashes in front of @bright vortex and commented them out of existence. @bright vortex died.

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@errant vine lured @lime creek into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @lime creek's dust allergy! @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @carmine cairn and @fierce ermine, who did not approve of gambling.

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@novel summit stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @novel summit blinked first.

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@errant vine ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@novel summit forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @novel summit died.

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@fierce ermine began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @fierce ermine died.

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@errant vine wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@carmine cairn asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@tranquil wyvern started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @tranquil wyvern keeled over from a heart attack. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fierce ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @bright vortex
100 points go to 8th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fierce ermine Jan 20, 2026, 2:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 2:38 PM

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lime creek Jan 20, 2026, 2:39 PM

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near mortar Jan 20, 2026, 2:40 PM

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novel summit Jan 20, 2026, 2:42 PM

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bright vortex Jan 20, 2026, 2:42 PM

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untold nymph Jan 20, 2026, 2:50 PM

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amber ermine Jan 20, 2026, 2:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 20, 2026, 2:56 PM

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severe fable Jan 20, 2026, 3:01 PM

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abstract thunder Jan 20, 2026, 3:12 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 20, 2026, 3:19 PM

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errant vine Jan 20, 2026, 3:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 3:23 PM

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brave shore Jan 20, 2026, 3:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 3:28 PM

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jolly swift Jan 20, 2026, 3:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @bright vortex, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @untold nymph, @fierce ermine, @errant vine, @severe fable, @abstract thunder, @brave shore, @novel summit, @lime creek, and @near mortar
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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@carmine cairn built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@bright vortex's skeleton decided that @bright vortex wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @bright vortex died.

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@tranquil wyvern became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@abstract thunder tried to kill @severe fable by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@amber ermine fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @novel summit. @amber ermine died.

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@errant vine got tired of @untold nymph trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @untold nymph at a Sawmill. @untold nymph died.

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@fierce ermine asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @brave shore, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @fierce ermine to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @fierce ermine died.

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@lime creek came out of @errant vine's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@errant vine shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @errant vine's head. @errant vine died.

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@jolly swift started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@severe fable had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@abstract thunder was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @abstract thunder died.

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@near mortar heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @carmine cairn, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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A pretty fairy led @novel summit to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @novel summit died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@near mortar blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @near mortar died.

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@lime creek didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @lime creek died.

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@severe fable was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @severe fable died.

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@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@brave shore opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @jolly swift died.

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@brave shore's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @severe fable
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lime creek Jan 20, 2026, 3:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 3:38 PM

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amber ermine Jan 20, 2026, 3:39 PM

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severe fable Jan 20, 2026, 3:40 PM

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thorny quail Jan 20, 2026, 4:23 PM

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errant vine Jan 20, 2026, 4:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 4:27 PM

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bright vortex Jan 20, 2026, 4:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 4:28 PM

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tight niche Jan 20, 2026, 4:29 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 20, 2026, 4:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 4:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 4:49 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 20, 2026, 4:54 PM

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short smelt Jan 20, 2026, 5:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 5:04 PM

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ember fern Jan 20, 2026, 5:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 5:08 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 20, 2026, 5:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 5:23 PM

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errant vine Jan 20, 2026, 5:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 5:26 PM

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@errant vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

brave shore Jan 20, 2026, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 5:30 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @thorny quail, @tight niche, @raw moss, @ember fern, @short smelt, @bright vortex, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @errant vine, @severe fable, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@lime creek burned @thorny quail to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @lime creek for reading books. @thorny quail died.

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@ember fern died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @ember fern was revived.

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@amber ermine tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@carmine cairn went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@tight niche accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tight niche allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@blissful goblet searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@ember fern, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @ember fern died.

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@bright vortex encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @bright vortex died.

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@short smelt summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@livid shuttle was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@amber ermine tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @amber ermine died.

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@lime creek ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@raw moss tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@severe fable heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@short smelt found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@errant vine summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@blissful goblet hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @blissful goblet died.

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@errant vine discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@severe fable was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @severe fable died.

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@lime creek used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@short smelt tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@livid shuttle used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @livid shuttle died.

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@short smelt drank sand for 10 hours. @short smelt died.

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@tight niche found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@carmine cairn took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@lime creek saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @lime creek died.

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@raw moss iwwegawy owoed to @tight niche and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @raw moss died.

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@tight niche ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @short smelt
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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errant vine Jan 20, 2026, 6:27 PM

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severe fable Jan 20, 2026, 6:28 PM

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tight niche Jan 20, 2026, 6:29 PM

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eager coyote Jan 20, 2026, 6:33 PM

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bb!register

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scarlet imp Jan 20, 2026, 6:34 PM

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subtle gorge Jan 20, 2026, 6:58 PM

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raw moss Jan 20, 2026, 7:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 7:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @radiant sleet, @eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fresh dawn, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @severe fable, and @livid shuttle
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@scarlet imp wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @scarlet imp turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @scarlet imp died.

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@livid shuttle couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@errant vine tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@eager coyote used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @eager coyote died.

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@fresh dawn was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @fresh dawn died.

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@amber ermine told @tranquil wyvern that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @tranquil wyvern took those words literally and peeled @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@severe fable received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @severe fable died.

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@tight niche hid an actuator in @livid shuttle's lunch. Later that day, @livid shuttle stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @livid shuttle died.

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@radiant sleet pranked @errant vine by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@raw moss damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@subtle gorge took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @subtle gorge died.

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@tight niche made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @tight niche rich and famous.

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@carmine cairn zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@radiant sleet's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @radiant sleet died.

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@errant vine started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern.

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@raw moss found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@errant vine got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@tight niche tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @raw moss to check it out. @raw moss decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@carmine cairn opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@errant vine fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@tight niche wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tranquil wyvern into an apple. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss cut through @carmine cairn with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wet sedge Jan 20, 2026, 7:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 7:38 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 20, 2026, 7:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 7:42 PM

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raw moss Jan 20, 2026, 7:45 PM

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bb!register

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fringe shuttle Jan 20, 2026, 7:49 PM

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amber ermine Jan 20, 2026, 7:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 20, 2026, 7:58 PM

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bb!register

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sturdy sluice Jan 20, 2026, 8:00 PM

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bb!register

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radiant sleet Jan 20, 2026, 8:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 8:18 PM

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tight niche Jan 20, 2026, 8:28 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

proud lava Jan 20, 2026, 8:35 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 8:35 PM

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fresh dawn Jan 20, 2026, 8:54 PM

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subtle gorge Jan 20, 2026, 9:18 PM

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errant vine Jan 20, 2026, 9:23 PM

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ember fern Jan 20, 2026, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

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exotic saddle Jan 20, 2026, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 9:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @radiant sleet, @sturdy sluice, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @ember fern, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @fringe shuttle, @errant vine, and @wet sedge
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@ember fern created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @sturdy sluice got too close while watching. @sturdy sluice died.

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@fresh dawn was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @fresh dawn died.

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@amber ermine obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@radiant sleet and @amber ermine played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @radiant sleet was the chicken. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@subtle gorge found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@proud lava saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @proud lava died.

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@tranquil wyvern claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@fringe shuttle went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @fringe shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @carmine cairn was forgiven.

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@raw moss bragged to @exotic saddle about their combat skills. @exotic saddle didn't really know @raw moss and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@tranquil wyvern hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @radiant sleet's house. @radiant sleet started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@subtle gorge practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@wet sedge got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @wet sedge died.

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@tight niche preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@ember fern realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@errant vine wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@exotic saddle read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @exotic saddle died.

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@ember fern opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @ember fern's neck. @ember fern died.

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@carmine cairn disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @subtle gorge, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @subtle gorge died.

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@radiant sleet was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @radiant sleet died.

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@raw moss drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@errant vine went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@raw moss tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @raw moss didn't know that.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to get @tight niche to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@raw moss tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@raw moss tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @ember fern
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @wet sedge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Jan 20, 2026, 9:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 9:39 PM

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raw moss Jan 20, 2026, 9:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 9:40 PM

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subtle gorge Jan 20, 2026, 9:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 9:44 PM

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potent talon Jan 20, 2026, 9:54 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 9:54 PM

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blissful orchid Jan 20, 2026, 9:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 9:55 PM

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sturdy sluice Jan 20, 2026, 9:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 9:55 PM

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wet sedge Jan 20, 2026, 10:05 PM

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bb!register

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wet sedge Jan 20, 2026, 10:06 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

glad mulch Jan 20, 2026, 10:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 10:07 PM

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fresh dawn Jan 20, 2026, 10:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 10:14 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 20, 2026, 10:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 10:20 PM

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tight niche Jan 20, 2026, 10:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 10:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @sturdy sluice, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @blissful orchid, @potent talon, @wet sedge, and @glad mulch
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sturdy sluice hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @sturdy sluice died.

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@carmine cairn was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@fresh dawn pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @wet sedge.

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@fresh dawn tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @fresh dawn died.

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@glad mulch started blocking @blissful orchid's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@glacial totem tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@blissful orchid picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @blissful orchid died.

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@subtle gorge used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@carmine cairn tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@potent talon drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@wet sedge began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tight niche insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @potent talon insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @potent talon, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @potent talon died.

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@subtle gorge adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @glacial totem wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @subtle gorge all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@raw moss used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@wet sedge's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @wet sedge died.

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@glad mulch was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @glad mulch died.

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@subtle gorge was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @subtle gorge died.

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@carmine cairn's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @carmine cairn! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@tight niche went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @glacial totem thought her hands were more interesting.

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@raw moss started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@carmine cairn shot @glacial totem with a Water Gun. @glacial totem shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@raw moss invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@carmine cairn verbally roasted @glacial totem so hard that they burst into flames. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn told @raw moss a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @glad mulch
100 points go to 7th place: @wet sedge
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh dawn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glad mulch Jan 20, 2026, 10:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 10:44 PM

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@glad mulch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lucid ledge Jan 20, 2026, 10:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 10:45 PM

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wet sedge Jan 20, 2026, 10:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 10:48 PM

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@wet sedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ember fern Jan 20, 2026, 10:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 10:51 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 20, 2026, 11:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 11:04 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 20, 2026, 11:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 11:08 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Jan 20, 2026, 11:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 11:22 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Jan 20, 2026, 11:25 PM

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tight niche bb!register

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 11:25 PM

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tight niche Jan 20, 2026, 11:27 PM

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long vine bb!register

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 11:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glossy juniper Jan 20, 2026, 11:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 11:29 PM

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@glossy juniper, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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wet sedge Jan 20, 2026, 11:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 11:30 PM

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@wet sedge, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @ember fern, @glossy juniper, @long vine, @lucid ledge, @livid shuttle, @wet sedge, @brave shore, and @glad mulch
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @wet sedge flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@livid shuttle told @long vine to step off their carpet, which they did. @livid shuttle proceeded to murder @long vine, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @long vine died.

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@lucid ledge became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @lucid ledge died.

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@glad mulch swung a True Night's Edge at @tight niche and missed. However, @tight niche acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @glad mulch to receive a yellow card.

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@livid shuttle's booty was plundered by pirates. @livid shuttle died.

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@glad mulch accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @glad mulch died.

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@raw moss decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@glossy juniper screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@carmine cairn needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@ember fern lulled @wet sedge into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @wet sedge died.

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@glossy juniper wished for the ability to fly. @raw moss granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @glossy juniper died.

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@brave shore wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@brave shore got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @brave shore died.

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@ember fern joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @ember fern was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@ember fern went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @ember fern died.

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@carmine cairn performed open heart surgery on @tight niche, even though @tight niche never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @glossy juniper
100 points go to 7th place: @wet sedge
100 points go to 8th place: @glad mulch
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid ledge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glossy juniper Jan 20, 2026, 11:38 PM

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raw moss Jan 20, 2026, 11:38 PM

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brave shore Jan 20, 2026, 11:39 PM

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ember fern Jan 20, 2026, 11:39 PM

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radiant sleet Jan 20, 2026, 11:40 PM

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long vine Jan 20, 2026, 11:40 PM

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tight niche bb!register

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wet sedge Jan 20, 2026, 11:40 PM

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tight niche Jan 20, 2026, 11:44 PM

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long vine bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 11:44 PM

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long vine Jan 20, 2026, 11:44 PM

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tight niche bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 20, 2026, 11:44 PM

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fallen gull Jan 21, 2026, 12:04 AM

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exotic saddle Jan 21, 2026, 12:14 AM

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lucid ledge Jan 21, 2026, 12:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:20 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 12:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:25 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 21, 2026, 12:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@radiant sleet, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @ember fern, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @glossy juniper, @long vine, @lucid ledge, @exotic saddle, @wet sedge, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine donned a Martian costume and chased @carmine cairn in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @carmine cairn died.

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@exotic saddle tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@brave shore was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@lucid ledge saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@raw moss dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@lucid ledge was stalking @wet sedge's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @lucid ledge died.

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@ember fern played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@glossy juniper had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@radiant sleet kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@fiery belfry wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@exotic saddle stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@exotic saddle realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @exotic saddle died.

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@wet sedge was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @wet sedge died.

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@fallen gull made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @fallen gull died.

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@ember fern teleported behind @radiant sleet using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @radiant sleet died.

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@tight niche ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@brave shore purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@ember fern desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@fiery belfry and @glossy juniper attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@long vine was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@raw moss tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Red Phaseblade instead of a Bug Net.

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@brave shore used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@ember fern walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @ember fern died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @long vine randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@fiery belfry trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@glossy juniper launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@raw moss ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @raw moss died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@fiery belfry poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@long vine's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@glossy juniper sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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All that glitters is not gold. @brave shore disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@fiery belfry stopped a meteor from crushing @glossy juniper and @long vine with their own body. @fiery belfry died.

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@glossy juniper drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @glossy juniper died.

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@long vine walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@long vine tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @glossy juniper
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @ember fern
100 points go to 7th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 8th place: @radiant sleet
100 points go to 9th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 10th place: @wet sedge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 12:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:37 AM

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tropic yoke Jan 21, 2026, 12:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:42 AM

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long vine Jan 21, 2026, 12:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:43 AM

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brave shore Jan 21, 2026, 12:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:48 AM

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fallen gull Jan 21, 2026, 1:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:07 AM

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brave shore Jan 21, 2026, 1:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:15 AM

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 1:21 AM

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long vine bb!register

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:21 AM

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near mortar Jan 21, 2026, 1:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:22 AM

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peak yoke Jan 21, 2026, 1:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:27 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

astral glacier Jan 21, 2026, 1:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:31 AM

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sturdy sluice Jan 21, 2026, 1:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:47 AM

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blissful orchid Jan 21, 2026, 1:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:52 AM

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glacial totem Jan 21, 2026, 2:00 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 2:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 2:21 AM

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glossy juniper Jan 21, 2026, 2:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @sturdy sluice, @tight niche, @raw moss, @glossy juniper, @long vine, @peak yoke, @astral glacier, @blissful orchid, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @fallen gull, @tropic yoke, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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Out of boredom, @blissful orchid used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@near mortar started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@tropic yoke recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@sturdy sluice tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@glacial totem reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @glossy juniper in a Fish costume.

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@peak yoke cut a specific wire in @glacial totem's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@sturdy sluice managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @sturdy sluice found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @sturdy sluice died.

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@tight niche started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tight niche is still slurping that noodle.

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@glossy juniper jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @glossy juniper died.

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@astral glacier was cornered by @brave shore, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@long vine was eaten by a tree. @long vine died.

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@peak yoke sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @peak yoke died.

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@blissful orchid's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @blissful orchid died.

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@livid shuttle tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @near mortar demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @livid shuttle by two. @livid shuttle died.

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@fallen gull tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @fallen gull died.

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@tropic yoke made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @tropic yoke died.

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@astral glacier started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@brave shore was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@near mortar died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @near mortar died.

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@astral glacier was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@brave shore and @raw moss had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @carmine cairn sped up the process by stabbing @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@astral glacier accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @tight niche managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@raw moss ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @tight niche before they could say "Zoinks!" @tight niche died.

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@raw moss followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @raw moss discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @tropic yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Jan 21, 2026, 2:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 2:44 AM

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wet sedge Jan 21, 2026, 2:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 2:58 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 3:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:18 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Jan 21, 2026, 3:23 AM

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tight niche bb!register

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:23 AM

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granite frigate Jan 21, 2026, 3:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:24 AM

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astral glacier Jan 21, 2026, 3:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:26 AM

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 3:26 AM

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long vine bb!register

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:26 AM

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brave shore Jan 21, 2026, 3:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:26 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 21, 2026, 3:26 AM

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tight niche bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:26 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @peak yoke, @astral glacier, @wet sedge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @granite frigate
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@peak yoke won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@livid shuttle found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@peak yoke was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @peak yoke into the freezing cold water. @peak yoke died.

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@wet sedge turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @wet sedge died.

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@carmine cairn somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@astral glacier will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@livid shuttle learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@granite frigate was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @granite frigate died.

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@fiery belfry donated all of their organs to those in need. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@astral glacier decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @astral glacier died.

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@long vine took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @long vine died.

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@brave shore killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@tight niche almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@brave shore was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @carmine cairn lived.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @tight niche begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@tight niche spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@tight niche’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@tight niche went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@carmine cairn threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tight niche obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @tight niche never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@tight niche used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @wet sedge
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 3:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:38 AM

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granite frigate Jan 21, 2026, 3:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:38 AM

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wet sedge Jan 21, 2026, 3:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:42 AM

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@wet sedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Jan 21, 2026, 3:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:42 AM

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proud lava Jan 21, 2026, 3:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 3:44 AM

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hexed fiber Jan 21, 2026, 4:11 AM

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peak yoke Jan 21, 2026, 4:18 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 4:20 AM

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @proud lava, @tranquil knot, @wet sedge, @hexed fiber, @granite frigate, and @fallen gull
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@fallen gull started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@tight niche let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@tranquil knot was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @glacial totem with its horns. @glacial totem died.

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@hexed fiber adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@granite frigate spun around in a full circle and shot @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss spiced up @peak yoke's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @peak yoke died.

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@proud lava and @fallen gull got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@proud lava asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @proud lava died.

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@granite frigate recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@tranquil knot tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@tranquil knot accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @tranquil knot died.

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@wet sedge made some scary noises in the dark. @raw moss sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @wet sedge died.

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@hexed fiber practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @fallen gull and @raw moss got their chainsaws ready.

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@tight niche wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @fallen gull killed them. @fallen gull died.

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@granite frigate boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @granite frigate, who was out swimming that day. @granite frigate died.

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@raw moss tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @hexed fiber was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @hexed fiber died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @tight niche found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @tight niche was trapped for all eternity. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 4th place: @granite frigate
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @wet sedge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil knot
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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granite frigate Jan 21, 2026, 4:38 AM

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raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 4:38 AM

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peak yoke Jan 21, 2026, 4:40 AM

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tranquil knot Jan 21, 2026, 4:42 AM

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rare scaffold Jan 21, 2026, 4:50 AM

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novel summit Jan 21, 2026, 5:02 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 5:20 AM

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long vine Jan 21, 2026, 5:26 AM

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tight niche bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 5:26 AM

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astral glacier Jan 21, 2026, 5:27 AM

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 5:28 AM

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long vine bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 5:28 AM

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brave shore Jan 21, 2026, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @rare scaffold, @long vine, @peak yoke, @tranquil knot, @astral glacier, @novel summit, @brave shore, and @granite frigate
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@rare scaffold was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @rare scaffold died.

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@carmine cairn and @peak yoke spotted a Demon Scythe on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@tranquil knot and @granite frigate played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@raw moss crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@tight niche started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@brave shore looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@long vine went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @long vine died.

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After partying all night, @peak yoke was shot by @raw moss in a swimming pool. @peak yoke died.

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@granite frigate went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@tranquil knot tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @tranquil knot died.

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@tight niche and @brave shore cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @brave shore, because @tight niche was wearing Frost armor.

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@carmine cairn slammed @novel summit into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @novel summit died.

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@granite frigate found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@carmine cairn used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@granite frigate was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @granite frigate died.

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@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@astral glacier compressed @raw moss until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @astral glacier was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @astral glacier died.

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@brave shore kept talking, but stopped after @carmine cairn held up their hand. @carmine cairn demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@brave shore started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 7th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil knot
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fringe shuttle Jan 21, 2026, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 5:39 AM

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raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 5:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 5:41 AM

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fallen gull Jan 21, 2026, 5:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 5:48 AM

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long vine Jan 21, 2026, 6:06 AM

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tight niche bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 6:06 AM

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hearty oracle Jan 21, 2026, 6:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 6:07 AM

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 6:15 AM

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long vine bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 6:15 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Jan 21, 2026, 6:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 6:38 AM

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brave shore Jan 21, 2026, 6:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 6:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 7:25 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 21, 2026, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fringe shuttle, @hearty oracle, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
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@fallen gull drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@long vine trapped @amber ermine in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@eager coyote was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @raw moss's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry, @tight niche, and @hearty oracle formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@fringe shuttle looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @fringe shuttle died.

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@hearty oracle became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @long vine started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@hearty oracle was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @hearty oracle died.

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@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@fallen gull realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @fallen gull died.

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@fiery belfry aimed a spinning toy at @long vine, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@tight niche took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@eager coyote threatened @brave shore with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @brave shore informed @eager coyote as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @eager coyote died.

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@brave shore accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@long vine was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@fiery belfry spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tight niche. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche and @brave shore relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@brave shore woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @long vine found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @brave shore with bug spray. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@tight niche cornered @long vine at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @long vine started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@long vine was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 6th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 7th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 8th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Jan 21, 2026, 7:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 7:56 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 21, 2026, 8:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 8:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 8:19 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 8:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

fierce ermine Jan 21, 2026, 9:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 9:13 AM

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nova plover Jan 21, 2026, 9:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 9:21 AM

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long vine Jan 21, 2026, 9:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 9:27 AM

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errant vine Jan 21, 2026, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 9:29 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

zenith root Jan 21, 2026, 9:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 9:30 AM

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severe fable Jan 21, 2026, 9:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 9:32 AM

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fallen gull Jan 21, 2026, 9:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 9:46 AM

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abstract thunder Jan 21, 2026, 10:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 10:12 AM

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lime creek Jan 21, 2026, 10:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 10:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 10:30 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @fierce ermine, @severe fable, @abstract thunder, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@fierce ermine found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@tight niche angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@severe fable tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@amber ermine couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@zenith root put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @zenith root died.

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@tight niche got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @tight niche died.

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@livid shuttle was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@fallen gull tried to shoot an apple off of @long vine's head. @fallen gull's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@tranquil wyvern faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@nova plover slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @amber ermine's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @amber ermine died.

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@errant vine wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @errant vine died.

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@abstract thunder ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@severe fable argued with @livid shuttle about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@tranquil wyvern blew @fierce ermine to bits using an exploding bed. @fierce ermine died.

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@abstract thunder threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@lime creek had a wholesome reunion with @tranquil wyvern, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@nova plover was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@livid shuttle watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@fallen gull asked for @severe fable's autograph. At first, @severe fable was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@abstract thunder dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @abstract thunder died.

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@tranquil wyvern rescued @nova plover from drowning, but in reverse. @nova plover died.

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@livid shuttle stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@lime creek used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @lime creek died.

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@severe fable fed @tranquil wyvern several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@fallen gull accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@tranquil wyvern aimed a Last Prism beam at @severe fable, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@fallen gull, @tranquil wyvern, and @severe fable worked on a group project, but it looked like @fallen gull was doing most of the work.

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@fallen gull pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @fallen gull died.

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@tranquil wyvern was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@severe fable was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@severe fable asked @tranquil wyvern to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @severe fable died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @severe fable
250 points go to 3rd place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fallen gull Jan 21, 2026, 10:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 10:41 AM

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@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 21, 2026, 10:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 10:48 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 21, 2026, 10:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 10:58 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 11:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

jade plank Jan 21, 2026, 11:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 11:55 AM

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@jade plank, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Jan 21, 2026, 12:03 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:03 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Jan 21, 2026, 12:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:12 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 12:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Jan 21, 2026, 12:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:27 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

granite frigate Jan 21, 2026, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:29 PM

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@granite frigate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

honest flower Jan 21, 2026, 12:33 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:33 PM

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@honest flower, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

twilit holly Jan 21, 2026, 12:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 12:51 PM

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@twilit holly, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sturdy sluice Jan 21, 2026, 1:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:00 PM

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@sturdy sluice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

severe fable Jan 21, 2026, 1:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:01 PM

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@severe fable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Jan 21, 2026, 1:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:09 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Jan 21, 2026, 1:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:12 PM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zealous rapids Jan 21, 2026, 1:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:13 PM

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@zealous rapids, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

novel summit Jan 21, 2026, 1:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:15 PM

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@novel summit, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Jan 21, 2026, 1:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:19 PM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 1:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:25 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

astral glacier Jan 21, 2026, 1:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:30 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 20 players remaining.
@honest flower, @carmine cairn, @sturdy sluice, @raw moss, @jade plank, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @twilit holly, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @astral glacier, @zealous rapids, @severe fable, @abstract thunder, @brave shore, @novel summit, @granite frigate, @lime creek, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@honest flower tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @honest flower died.

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@severe fable swapped @sturdy sluice's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @sturdy sluice then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @sturdy sluice died.

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@raw moss got impaled by Mourning Wood. @raw moss died.

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@novel summit discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@jade plank put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @jade plank whole. @jade plank died.

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After @amber ermine drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@twilit holly contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @twilit holly died.

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@zealous rapids tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @zealous rapids died.

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@errant vine spoke softly to @severe fable while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @severe fable died.

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@granite frigate tried hacking into @lime creek's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @lime creek's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@carmine cairn tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@tranquil wyvern heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@abstract thunder fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @abstract thunder died.

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@brave shore accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @brave shore died.

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@astral glacier was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@long vine received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@errant vine tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@granite frigate purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@novel summit found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@fallen gull wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@lime creek found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@novel summit distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@astral glacier rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@granite frigate found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@novel summit accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @novel summit died.

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@granite frigate challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @granite frigate died.

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@fallen gull found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@lime creek forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @lime creek died.

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@carmine cairn constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@errant vine wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@fallen gull built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @fallen gull died.

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@carmine cairn dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @tranquil wyvern, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @tranquil wyvern died.