epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @mossy jackal
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @thorny quail

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[brave shore]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[long star]

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[tight niche]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[blissful orchid]

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[gleaming grove]

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[amber ermine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[fallen gull]

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[twilit holly]

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[gleaming grove]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @long star, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @twilit holly, @gusty girder, @blissful orchid, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
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The fighting begins again!

@fallen gull and @tight niche were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@long star started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @long star died.

@long vine failed to properly hydrate. @long vine died.

@amber ermine didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Uzi.

@twilit holly dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @twilit holly died.

@gusty girder went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @brave shore and @fallen gull summoned the Impending Doom. @gusty girder died.

@blissful orchid decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @blissful orchid died.

@tight niche was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@livid shuttle stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@brave shore was in the middle of taking a shower when @fallen gull took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @brave shore died.

@tranquil wyvern was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@fallen gull used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @fallen gull died.

@tranquil wyvern ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 8th place: @twilit holly
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[night sierra]

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[brave shore]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[gleaming grove]

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[bright vortex]

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[tight niche]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[amber ermine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[nova plover]

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[near mortar]

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[halcyon sable]

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[long vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @halcyon sable, @tight niche, @bright vortex, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @night sierra, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, @brave shore, and @near mortar
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@bright vortex landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @bright vortex accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @bright vortex died.

@long vine started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @long vine soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @long vine died.

While @amber ermine looked inside a Corruption chasm, @nova plover pranked them by pushing them inside. @amber ermine died.

@night sierra tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@tight niche tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@brave shore did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @livid shuttle, who happened to be passing by.

@near mortar tried to strike @halcyon sable down, but @halcyon sable instead became more powerful than @near mortar could possibly imagine.

@halcyon sable tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@livid shuttle attacked @tight niche with a Legendary Zenith, but @tight niche's pen was mightier. @livid shuttle died.

@nova plover flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @near mortar when the world was flipped.

@night sierra suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@tranquil wyvern decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@carmine cairn hosted a spelling bee! @near mortar had to spell "cat". @tranquil wyvern had to spell "rain". @tight niche had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

@nova plover challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @nova plover died.

@halcyon sable performed an interpretive dance for @night sierra and @tranquil wyvern as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@near mortar was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@brave shore entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @brave shore died.

@tight niche tried to attack @near mortar with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tight niche to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

@night sierra met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @night sierra ended up completely fine.

@carmine cairn started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@near mortar was vehicularly manslaughtered by @halcyon sable's minecart. @near mortar died.

@tranquil wyvern declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tranquil wyvern's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

@tight niche thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@night sierra and @halcyon sable were having a nice picnic on the beach when @carmine cairn stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@night sierra invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@carmine cairn somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @carmine cairn's chests for the rest of its life.

@night sierra went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @night sierra died.

@halcyon sable was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @halcyon sable died.

@tight niche ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@tight niche used their embezzled funds to shred through @tranquil wyvern with a Coin Gun. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @carmine cairn mopped @tight niche up with a tissue. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @halcyon sable
150 points go to 5th place: @night sierra
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[desert horizon]

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[gleaming grove]

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[umbral crow]

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[bright vortex]

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[crimson forge]

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[short smelt]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[long star]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw sinew]

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[jolly swift]

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[fresh dawn]

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[amber ermine]

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[errant vine]

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[raw moss]

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[astral glacier]

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[nova plover]

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[gleaming grove]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @long star, @short smelt, @bright vortex, @amber ermine, @umbral crow, @errant vine, @astral glacier, @crimson forge, @raw sinew, @livid shuttle, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

@umbral crow flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@short smelt refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@errant vine held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @raw sinew spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@jolly swift made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @carmine cairn joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

@fresh dawn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

@bright vortex recruited @long star as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@jolly swift's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @jolly swift died.

@desert horizon drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @desert horizon died.

@fresh dawn transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @fresh dawn died.

@amber ermine was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@long star tried to save @bright vortex's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @long star died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @long star died.

@bright vortex ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @bright vortex died.

@amber ermine vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @amber ermine died.

@nova plover decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@raw moss began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

@astral glacier tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @errant vine, but it refused to listen because @astral glacier didn't have enough badges.

@raw sinew told @crimson forge that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @crimson forge vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@tight niche went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@umbral crow stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @umbral crow died.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @crimson forge saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @tight niche stabbed them in the back. @crimson forge died.

@raw sinew jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@livid shuttle modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

@nova plover managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@errant vine drew swords on the ground. @raw sinew started stomping all over them. Furious, @errant vine picked one up and stabbed @raw sinew with it.. @raw sinew died.

@astral glacier wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@raw moss used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

@nova plover made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@livid shuttle used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @livid shuttle died.

@short smelt found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@astral glacier paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Ebonwood Sword.

@errant vine couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@tight niche threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tight niche unlocked the power of flight!

@astral glacier sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@raw moss got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@errant vine and @nova plover farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

@tight niche 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @nova plover to death. @nova plover died.

@short smelt forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @short smelt died.

@raw moss used an Inferno Fork to eat. @tight niche thought they didn't notice, but @raw moss just really likes spicy food.

@errant vine ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@astral glacier fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@tight niche saw @errant vine standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @errant vine died.

@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@astral glacier overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

@tight niche swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @tight niche died.

@astral glacier invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@raw moss snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@astral glacier flexed so hard on @raw moss that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @astral glacier!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @astral glacier
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @short smelt
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @raw sinew
100 points go to 9th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 10th place: @umbral crow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

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[raw moss]

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[glacial totem]

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[nova plover]

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[errant vine]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @livid shuttle, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@carmine cairn tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

@tranquil wyvern started rallying for goblin rights.

@glacial totem tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@jolly swift started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche and @amber ermine had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

@livid shuttle tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@livid shuttle was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@tight niche explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

@amber ermine swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to assassinate @errant vine, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@nova plover tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

@nova plover thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @nova plover died.

@errant vine was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @errant vine died.

Poor @raw moss. @raw moss keeps getting pinged over and over again. @raw moss is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @raw moss. @raw moss. @raw moss.

@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

@tight niche stole @raw moss's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @raw moss was hurt, but only emotionally.

@carmine cairn fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@tranquil wyvern lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn tricked @tight niche into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @tight niche died.

@raw moss heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @raw moss stopped because their voice became horse.

@raw moss got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @raw moss, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[jolly swift]

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[glacial totem]

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[twilit holly]

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[chrome steeple]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[raw sinew]

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[nova plover]

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[errant vine]

bb!register

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[raw sinew]

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[short smelt]

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[lime creek]

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[topaz raven]

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[fresh dawn]

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[severe fable]

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fresh dawn, @topaz raven, @short smelt, @chrome steeple, @amber ermine, @twilit holly, @errant vine, @severe fable, @raw sinew, @nova plover, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@errant vine traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

@fresh dawn wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@raw moss ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@raw moss forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @raw moss wasn't a Slime, @raw moss was endlessly beaten. @raw moss died.

@amber ermine splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @nova plover observed disapprovingly.

@fresh dawn drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @fresh dawn died.

@chrome steeple found some soup in their fly.

@lime creek returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@short smelt was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @short smelt died.

@jolly swift played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@topaz raven opportunistically attacked @chrome steeple with a Pearlwood Sword while their cell phone was ringing. @chrome steeple died.

@amber ermine got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@amber ermine found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @amber ermine died.

@jolly swift relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@twilit holly went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @twilit holly died.

@severe fable got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @severe fable died.

@errant vine started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @tight niche and @raw sinew out.

@topaz raven started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @topaz raven decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@nova plover held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@errant vine drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

@tight niche watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@nova plover found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @raw sinew died.

@nova plover took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @nova plover died.

@lime creek had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @lime creek died.

@carmine cairn accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@topaz raven was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @topaz raven died.

The moon hit @errant vine's eye like a big pizza pie. @errant vine died.

@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@jolly swift toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @topaz raven
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @raw sinew
100 points go to 9th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 10th place: @twilit holly

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[chrome steeple]

bb!register

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[ember fern]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[nova plover]

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[tight niche]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[severe fable]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

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[sturdy sluice]

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[covert wedge]

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[rain grove]

bb!register

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@rain grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

bb!register

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @sturdy sluice, @tight niche, @ember fern, @rain grove, @tranquil wyvern, @chrome steeple, @errant vine, @severe fable, @covert wedge, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@chrome steeple tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

Someone let the dogs out! @sturdy sluice tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @sturdy sluice died.

@ember fern was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @ember fern died.

@chrome steeple suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @chrome steeple died.

The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @carmine cairn over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

@severe fable sat on a wall. @severe fable had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @severe fable together again. @severe fable died.

@covert wedge and @glacial totem strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @covert wedge suggested using cover against them. @glacial totem recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

@covert wedge and @errant vine decided to play catch with a Ice Blade. @covert wedge missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @covert wedge died.

@rain grove played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@tight niche finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@errant vine's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@nova plover hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @nova plover died.

@tranquil wyvern spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@glacial totem touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@glacial totem did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @rain grove, who happened to be watching. @rain grove died.

@errant vine wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @errant vine died.

@tranquil wyvern fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

@tranquil wyvern rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@carmine cairn found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@glacial totem got burninated by Tim. @glacial totem died.

@tight niche traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@carmine cairn started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@tight niche tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tight niche's brains. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @rain grove
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[rain grove]

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[covert wedge]

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[nova plover]

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[chrome steeple]

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[astral lark]

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[carmine cairn]

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[short frigate]

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[abstract thunder]

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[glacial totem]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[peak yoke]

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @rain grove, @chrome steeple, @short frigate, @peak yoke, @astral lark, @gusty girder, @abstract thunder, @covert wedge, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@short frigate told @rain grove a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

@glacial totem's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @glacial totem died.

While exploring the Jungle, @rain grove needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @rain grove. @rain grove died.

@abstract thunder screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@peak yoke built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@chrome steeple emerged from a tree stump and scolded @gusty girder for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @gusty girder was still holding an axe. @chrome steeple died.

@raw moss and @covert wedge had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

After an intense fight, @astral lark was beaten by @peak yoke in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @peak yoke told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

The Wall of Flesh told @peak yoke that there was something stuck in their teeth. @peak yoke checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @peak yoke died.

@short frigate struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@nova plover covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @gusty girder found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @gusty girder died.

@abstract thunder found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

@covert wedge drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@carmine cairn pointed a wooden wand at @raw moss and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

@abstract thunder embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @abstract thunder tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @abstract thunder died.

@astral lark fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@covert wedge sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@short frigate crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

@nova plover tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@covert wedge was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @covert wedge died.

@nova plover found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @nova plover died.

@carmine cairn used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

@astral lark was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @astral lark died.

@short frigate soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @short frigate dyed.

@carmine cairn was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@raw moss created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @raw moss's artistic genius.

@carmine cairn accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@raw moss wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@raw moss shot @short frigate to death with a finger gun. @short frigate died.

@carmine cairn started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@carmine cairn ran out of bullets while fighting @raw moss, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @short frigate
150 points go to 4th place: @astral lark
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[covert wedge]

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[astral lark]

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[short frigate]

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[glacial totem]

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[long vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[summer gorge]

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[chrome steeple]

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[peak yoke]

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[hushed tide]

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hushed tide, @long vine, @short frigate, @chrome steeple, @peak yoke, @astral lark, @summer gorge, @nova plover, and @covert wedge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@chrome steeple wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@glacial totem took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @glacial totem died.

@hushed tide hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @hushed tide died.

@astral lark found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @astral lark was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@raw moss wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@short frigate walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@covert wedge became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@long vine forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @long vine died.

@short frigate clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @short frigate died.

@chrome steeple decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @chrome steeple died.

@peak yoke put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @peak yoke died.

@raw moss was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@nova plover got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @nova plover died.

@astral lark hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @astral lark could pull it to shore.

@carmine cairn broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@covert wedge went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@raw moss found the Last Prism. Then @summer gorge found another one, meaning that @raw moss's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@astral lark found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@carmine cairn popped @covert wedge by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @covert wedge died.

@astral lark played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @astral lark died.

@summer gorge picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

@raw moss took aim at @summer gorge from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

@carmine cairn talked with @summer gorge about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@carmine cairn saw @summer gorge trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @carmine cairn is calling the police!

@raw moss was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @raw moss let them be.

@summer gorge opened the front door and saw @raw moss trying to murder the Guide. @summer gorge slowly closed the door and walked away.

@summer gorge ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @summer gorge's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @summer gorge died.

@carmine cairn became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@carmine cairn did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @summer gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @astral lark
150 points go to 5th place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @short frigate
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wind badger]

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[covert wedge]

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[raw moss]

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[astral lark]

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[short frigate]

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[raw sinew]

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[long vine]

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[severe fable]

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[glacial totem]

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[dawn fractal]

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[brave shore]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallen gull]

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[chrome steeple]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @wind badger, @raw moss, @chrome steeple, @long vine, @short frigate, @astral lark, @dawn fractal, @severe fable, @raw sinew, @covert wedge, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fallen gull, @brave shore, and @raw sinew made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@raw moss swung a Tungsten Broadsword at @short frigate, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@glacial totem always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @wind badger with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @wind badger died.

@chrome steeple sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

@raw moss felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @raw moss died.

@severe fable watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@covert wedge fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@dawn fractal stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@fallen gull decisively vanquished @chrome steeple through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @chrome steeple died.

@covert wedge overwhelmed @short frigate with a storm of flying bananas. @short frigate died.

@astral lark practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @astral lark died.

@dawn fractal declared war on emus. The emus won. @dawn fractal died.

@raw sinew contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@severe fable made fun of @brave shore for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @brave shore shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @severe fable died.

@fallen gull fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

@raw sinew was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @raw sinew died.

@covert wedge and @long vine had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@carmine cairn had a sleepover with @long vine, but the house was gone when they woke up.

@brave shore constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

@fallen gull tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@covert wedge drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@brave shore beat @covert wedge into a pulp with a stale baguette. @covert wedge died.

@long vine entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@fallen gull put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @brave shore to death. @brave shore died.

@long vine tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@carmine cairn got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@fallen gull went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @fallen gull died.

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @long vine

@long vine read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @long vine then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @raw sinew
100 points go to 7th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 8th place: @dawn fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @astral lark
100 points go to 10th place: @short frigate

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[fallen gull]

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[raw moss]

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[glacial totem]

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[ember fern]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[tranquil knot]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[long vine]

bb!register

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[nova plover]

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[mossy jackal]

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[chrome steeple]

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[lime creek]

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[desert horizon]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @mossy jackal, @ember fern, @raw moss, @long vine, @chrome steeple, @gusty girder, @tranquil knot, @potent talon, @nova plover, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gusty girder stole @tranquil knot's lemons. @tranquil knot got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @gusty girder's house down.

@mossy jackal paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Meteor Staff.

@raw moss got tired of @glacial totem constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @glacial totem died.

@desert horizon started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @desert horizon died.

@potent talon started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @potent talon - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @potent talon then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@carmine cairn started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@ember fern tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @ember fern then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @ember fern died.

@tight niche brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@chrome steeple started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

While examining a strange emblem, @long vine accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @long vine died.

@potent talon replaced @chrome steeple's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @chrome steeple died.

@gusty girder received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @gusty girder died.

@tranquil knot wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @tranquil knot through the wall. @tranquil knot died.

@potent talon broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @potent talon died.

@nova plover declared that 64 was their favorite number. @fallen gull wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @nova plover by stabbing them 64 times. @nova plover died.

@raw moss tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@lime creek was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @lime creek died.

@brave shore tried to confess their love to @tight niche, but @tight niche interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@fallen gull accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @fallen gull died.

@carmine cairn became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@mossy jackal fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@brave shore summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@mossy jackal tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @mossy jackal died.

@tight niche tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@tight niche successfully snuck into @carmine cairn's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @tight niche died.

@raw moss wondered what Obama's last name is.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @raw moss being mercilessly tickled by @carmine cairn.

@raw moss befriended @carmine cairn by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @raw moss's. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @mossy jackal
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil knot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[mossy jackal]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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[bright vortex]

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

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[fallen gull]

bb!register

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[tranquil knot]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[raw hatch]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @mossy jackal, @raw moss, @bright vortex, @raw hatch, @long vine, @gusty girder, @tranquil knot, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil knot set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@raw hatch modified @glacial totem's Lead Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @glacial totem was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @glacial totem died.

@mossy jackal tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@raw hatch stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @raw hatch died.

@tight niche thought that @gusty girder was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@bright vortex found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@gusty girder pointed a Shotgun at @fallen gull and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @gusty girder looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @gusty girder died.

@raw moss killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@tranquil knot stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @tranquil knot died.

@bright vortex made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@fallen gull tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @fallen gull died.

@carmine cairn tried to stab @bright vortex, but @bright vortex's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @bright vortex died.

No one told @mossy jackal that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @mossy jackal died.

@long vine went down @carmine cairn's chimney to deliver presents, but @carmine cairn's fireplace was still in use. @long vine died.

@raw moss ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@tight niche wrote @brave shore's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@tight niche gave a hug to @raw moss and almost choked them to death!

@raw moss tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @carmine cairn said "thanks, you too." @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @mossy jackal
100 points go to 7th place: @bright vortex
100 points go to 8th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil knot
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty girder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fallen gull]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[bright vortex]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[covert wedge]

bb!register

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[proud lava]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[hearty oracle]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @bright vortex, @tranquil wyvern, @gusty girder, @proud lava, @potent talon, @covert wedge, @livid shuttle, @hearty oracle, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hearty oracle found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@proud lava started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@gusty girder threw a Stink Potion at @potent talon. @potent talon threw a Toxic Flask right back. @gusty girder died.

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

@covert wedge theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@bright vortex watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@proud lava called @tranquil wyvern a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @proud lava died.

@fallen gull fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@potent talon's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @potent talon died.

@tranquil wyvern was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@fallen gull tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@covert wedge suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @covert wedge died.

@bright vortex tried attacking @tight niche, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@carmine cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@livid shuttle was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @livid shuttle. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @livid shuttle died.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @hearty oracle was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @hearty oracle had ever been in. @hearty oracle died.

@tight niche accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

@fallen gull started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @fallen gull died.

After years of research, @bright vortex found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @bright vortex died.

@carmine cairn tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@tight niche made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@carmine cairn commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@tranquil wyvern was looking kind of dumb after @tight niche's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @bright vortex
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fringe shuttle]

bb!register

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[bright vortex]

bb!register

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[covert wedge]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[wise cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wise cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[broken crypt]

bb!register

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@broken crypt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wise cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @bright vortex, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @gusty girder, @fringe shuttle, @broken crypt, @potent talon, @covert wedge, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@broken crypt had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@amber ermine felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tight niche took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

@amber ermine woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @amber ermine died.

@raw moss pulled out their Flying Dragon and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @raw moss pulled out a vacuum instead.

@proud lava was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @proud lava died.

@covert wedge walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@brave shore hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@gusty girder was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @gusty girder died.

@wise cairn spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@fringe shuttle cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @fringe shuttle's heart! @fringe shuttle died.

@potent talon listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @potent talon saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@tight niche tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@brave shore found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@potent talon accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @potent talon died.

@covert wedge lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @covert wedge died.

@brave shore took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @brave shore died.

@bright vortex played Frisbee with @broken crypt using a Light Disc, but @broken crypt unfortunately didn't have five hands. @broken crypt died.

@wise cairn smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @wise cairn died.

@bright vortex heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @bright vortex died.

@tight niche got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @bright vortex
150 points go to 4th place: @wise cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @broken crypt
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty girder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[bright vortex]

🅱️🅱️!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@bright vortex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[covert wedge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@covert wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@gusty girder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful orchid]

bb!register

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@blissful orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fringe shuttle]

bb!register

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@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @bright vortex, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @gusty girder, @fringe shuttle, @blissful orchid, @potent talon, @covert wedge, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@potent talon and @tranquil wyvern ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@long vine sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @long vine died.

@amber ermine fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @amber ermine died.

@gusty girder unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @gusty girder died.

@fringe shuttle wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raw moss wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @fringe shuttle killed the Traveling Merchant first. @fringe shuttle died.

@blissful orchid explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @blissful orchid died.

@potent talon gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @potent talon died.

@covert wedge got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @covert wedge died.

@livid shuttle couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Bladetongue to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @livid shuttle's heart and brain. @livid shuttle died.

@raw moss built a floating city and named it "England".

@tranquil wyvern smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@bright vortex boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @bright vortex died.

@tight niche called @tranquil wyvern a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@tight niche was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @bright vortex
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty girder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[covert wedge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@covert wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[thorny quail]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@thorny quail, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallen gull]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[bright vortex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@bright vortex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@thorny quail, @tight niche, @raw moss, @bright vortex, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @covert wedge, @livid shuttle, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@thorny quail drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @thorny quail died.

@fallen gull forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@livid shuttle rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @livid shuttle's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

@bright vortex calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

@bright vortex caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @bright vortex died.

@tight niche tried to instigate drama against @long vine, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @tight niche used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern walked up to @amber ermine and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tranquil wyvern, that kills people! @amber ermine died.

@covert wedge shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @covert wedge died.

@tranquil wyvern and @fallen gull huddled around @livid shuttle to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @livid shuttle's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@raw moss passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@livid shuttle tried to launch a poison dart frog at @fallen gull through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @livid shuttle has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @livid shuttle died.

@raw moss began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@fallen gull tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @fallen gull died.

@tranquil wyvern started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@tranquil wyvern made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss found a hill and started to roll down it. @raw moss was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @bright vortex
100 points go to 10th place: @thorny quail

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallen gull]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wise cairn]

Bb!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wise cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@wise cairn, @zenith root, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful orchid, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@zenith root was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @zenith root died.

@brave shore trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@fallen gull tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@raw moss hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

@blissful orchid escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

@tranquil wyvern joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@livid shuttle invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@tight niche saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @raw moss instead. @raw moss died.

@amber ermine forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @amber ermine died.

@tight niche tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@blissful orchid spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @blissful orchid died.

@tranquil wyvern started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @wise cairn forced them to put in some more effort.

@livid shuttle used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @livid shuttle died.

@wise cairn literally can't even. @wise cairn died.

@brave shore offered to add a gold trim to @fallen gull's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

@fallen gull was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @fallen gull died.

@tranquil wyvern forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

@tranquil wyvern found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@brave shore had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@tight niche tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@brave shore started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@tranquil wyvern donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

After opening a present, @tight niche discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

@tranquil wyvern pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche's face was scorched off after @brave shore took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @wise cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[blissful orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.