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gleaming grove · 2026-01-16T18:36:15.334Z

>>> thought they assassinated , but it was just in disguise. Huh? died.

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@lime creek thought they assassinated @jolly swift, but it was just @lime creek in disguise. Huh? @lime creek died.

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@tight niche drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@nova plover was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @jolly swift is now goo. @jolly swift died.

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@ember fern used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@tranquil wyvern begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@tranquil wyvern fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@tight niche cornered @carmine cairn at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @carmine cairn started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@ember fern activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @ember fern died.

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@raw moss played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@raw moss wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@tight niche used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @tight niche didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss called @carmine cairn on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid ledge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @lucid ledge, @errant vine, @ebon matrix, @viscid orchid, @celest fox, and @nova plover
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@static trout gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @static trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern complained to @errant vine that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@proud lava lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @proud lava died.

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@ebon matrix tried to confess their love to @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@nova plover came out of @celest fox's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@lucid ledge found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@viscid orchid fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@lucid ledge used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @lucid ledge died.

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@errant vine wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @errant vine died.

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@nova plover performed open heart surgery on @ebon matrix, even though @ebon matrix never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @ebon matrix died.

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@tranquil wyvern launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@raw moss went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@carmine cairn comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@viscid orchid started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@celest fox solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@viscid orchid curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @viscid orchid in half. @viscid orchid died.

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@raw moss built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@tight niche calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@carmine cairn ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@celest fox started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @celest fox died.

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No one told @nova plover that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@tight niche crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@carmine cairn discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche spiced up @raw moss's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @celest fox
100 points go to 7th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid ledge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@steel sentinel wanted to start a band, and recruited @eager coyote as their keyboard player. @eager coyote showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@tranquil wyvern attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@hearty oracle tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@gusty girder was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @glossy juniper tried putting @gusty girder back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @gusty girder died.

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@errant vine managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@glacial totem pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @livid shuttle died.

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@celest fox got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@sturdy sluice modified @tight niche's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @tight niche was never seen again. @tight niche died.

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@errant vine placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @errant vine died.

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There once was a @celest fox who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @celest fox's insides, and all the animals were freed. @celest fox died.

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@steel sentinel tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @steel sentinel died.

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@hearty oracle found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @hearty oracle died.

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@tranquil wyvern left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@eager coyote confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@eager coyote tried to explain to @tranquil wyvern that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @tranquil wyvern countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @eager coyote died.

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@sturdy sluice was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @sturdy sluice died.

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@tranquil wyvern finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @glossy juniper caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@glossy juniper tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @tranquil wyvern, but they were in broad daylight.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @tranquil wyvern was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@glossy juniper vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @glossy juniper died.

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @glossy juniper
250 points go to 3rd place: @sturdy sluice
150 points go to 4th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 5th place: @hearty oracle
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @celest fox
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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median junco Jan 18, 2026, 6:39 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
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@sturdy sluice fired their bow at @tranquil wyvern, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @sturdy sluice gave up.

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@glacial totem tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@wind badger was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @wind badger die

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@glacial totem was ordered by @desert python to sing a song or be killed. @glacial totem tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @glacial totem died.

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@median junco sacrificed @static trout by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @static trout died.

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@tight niche was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @wind badger was caught in the crossfire. @wind badger died.

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@median junco wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @sturdy sluice some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @sturdy sluice died.

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@ember fern carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @ember fern died.

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@wintry sierra found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@median junco was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @median junco died.

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@wintry sierra brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @wintry sierra died.

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@desert python panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @desert python died.

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@errant vine drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shoot @errant vine using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tight niche's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@tight niche dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@tranquil wyvern tried to deal a finishing blow to @errant vine, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@errant vine took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @errant vine died.

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Thanks to @tranquil wyvern's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tight niche's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @desert python
150 points go to 5th place: @wintry sierra
150 points go to 6th place: @median junco
100 points go to 7th place: @ember fern
100 points go to 8th place: @sturdy sluice
100 points go to 9th place: @wind badger
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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wind badger Jan 18, 2026, 7:38 PM

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tight niche Jan 18, 2026, 8:28 PM

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vagrant storm Jan 18, 2026, 8:30 PM

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half magnet Jan 18, 2026, 8:33 PM

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blissful orchid Jan 18, 2026, 8:43 PM

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silent shore Jan 18, 2026, 9:02 PM

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sturdy sluice Jan 18, 2026, 9:18 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind badger, @sturdy sluice, @tight niche, @ember fern, @silent shore, @glossy juniper, @vagrant storm, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @blissful orchid, and @celest fox
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@glacial totem tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@half magnet spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@wind badger somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @wind badger died.

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@ember fern and @vagrant storm were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@sturdy sluice joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @sturdy sluice died.

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@celest fox drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@ember fern moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @ember fern died.

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@silent shore tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @silent shore died.

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@blissful orchid began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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The Nurse told @glossy juniper they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @glossy juniper died.

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@vagrant storm and @tranquil wyvern played catch with a Paladin. @vagrant storm accidentally fumbled a catch. @vagrant storm died.

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@celest fox shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@half magnet and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tight niche was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@blissful orchid got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@half magnet had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @half magnet wasn't a pie. @half magnet died.

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@blissful orchid drank a Molotov Cocktail. @blissful orchid died.

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@tight niche visited @celest fox, but no one was home. @tight niche felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @celest fox's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @celest fox died.

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@tranquil wyvern dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tight niche diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@errant vine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@errant vine recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @errant vine concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@errant vine drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @celest fox
150 points go to 5th place: @blissful orchid
150 points go to 6th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 8th place: @glossy juniper
100 points go to 9th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 10th place: @ember fern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wind badger Jan 18, 2026, 9:40 PM

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celest fox Jan 18, 2026, 9:41 PM

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static trout Jan 18, 2026, 9:47 PM

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blissful orchid Jan 18, 2026, 9:50 PM

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crimson forge Jan 18, 2026, 9:59 PM

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half magnet Jan 18, 2026, 10:08 PM

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errant vine Jan 18, 2026, 10:21 PM

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tight niche Jan 18, 2026, 10:28 PM

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desert python Jan 18, 2026, 10:29 PM

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ember fern Jan 18, 2026, 10:30 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 18, 2026, 10:40 PM

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proud lava Jan 18, 2026, 11:00 PM

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glacial totem Jan 18, 2026, 11:10 PM

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fiery belfry Jan 18, 2026, 11:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @wind badger, @tight niche, @ember fern, @desert python, @fiery belfry, @half magnet, @gusty girder, @proud lava, @errant vine, @crimson forge, @blissful orchid, and @celest fox
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@glacial totem got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @static trout died.

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@fiery belfry considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@wind badger finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @wind badger died.

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@blissful orchid used a Medusa Head on @ember fern and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @ember fern died.

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@desert python was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @gusty girder's Star Cannon. @desert python died.

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@gusty girder was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @gusty girder died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @celest fox wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@proud lava somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@blissful orchid wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @proud lava on a spit. @proud lava died.

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While exploring a swamp, @fiery belfry caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@tight niche climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@errant vine murdered @celest fox with a knife, but it was actually @crimson forge in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @errant vine didn't care that much. @crimson forge died.

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@half magnet tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@blissful orchid tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @blissful orchid died.

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@errant vine made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@fiery belfry accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @tight niche was watching. @fiery belfry died.

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@celest fox used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@errant vine marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@tight niche laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@half magnet was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@half magnet wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @tight niche. Queen Bee died.

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@errant vine dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @celest fox, but @celest fox simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @errant vine died.

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@celest fox planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@half magnet thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @half magnet died.

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@tight niche tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@celest fox sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@celest fox was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @celest fox died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @celest fox
250 points go to 3rd place: @half magnet
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 7th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 10th place: @desert python

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@celest fox trapped @wind badger in a maze, but while they were taunting @wind badger, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@half magnet wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@tight niche promised @wind badger that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @wind badger died.

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After eating supper together, @long vine betrayed @hushed tide in exchange for 30 silver coins. @hushed tide died.

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@blissful orchid was building a nice house. @carmine cairn asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @blissful orchid just looked confused.

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@gusty girder had the high ground, but @blissful orchid just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @gusty girder toppling to their doom. @gusty girder died.

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@blissful orchid constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @celest fox by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @blissful orchid's positioning was a bit off. @blissful orchid died.

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@long vine put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@carmine cairn escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@half magnet ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @half magnet died.

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@celest fox tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @celest fox died.

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@turbid skiff was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@long vine spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tight niche looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@tight niche found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@long vine had @turbid skiff lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @turbid skiff, this wasn't a magic show. @turbid skiff died.

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@carmine cairn found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@tight niche and @long vine found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tight niche landed in a pool of water. @long vine did not. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @carmine cairn died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @celest fox
150 points go to 6th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 9th place: @hushed tide
100 points go to 10th place: @wind badger

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@wind badger playfully poked @half magnet and laughed. @half magnet playfully poked them back with a The Rotted Fork. @wind badger died.

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@ember fern's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @ember fern to notice them. @ember fern died.

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@raw sinew asked @true lynx if they "knew the way". @true lynx didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@hushed tide was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @hushed tide died.

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@half magnet found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tight niche, who silenced @half magnet by filling their hiding place with water. @half magnet died.

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@carmine cairn tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@desert python found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@livid shuttle ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@carmine cairn’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@brave shore accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @brave shore died.

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@topaz raven discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @topaz raven died.

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@raw sinew realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @raw sinew died.

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@light valve learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @light valve died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@true lynx was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @true lynx died.

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The Demolitionist told @desert python that it was a good day to die. @desert python thought so too. @desert python died.

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@tight niche was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @desert python
150 points go to 4th place: @true lynx
150 points go to 5th place: @light valve
150 points go to 6th place: @raw sinew
100 points go to 7th place: @topaz raven
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

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@livid shuttle flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @wind badger. @wind badger died.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth with @mossy jackal's shoelaces.

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@potent talon and @light valve were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@sturdy sluice carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @sturdy sluice died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @celest fox's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@topaz raven and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @ember fern tattled on them.

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@brave shore sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@desert python comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@ember fern took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @ember fern died.

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@raw sinew started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@tight niche knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@half magnet thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@livid shuttle decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@topaz raven tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @topaz raven died.

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@raw sinew crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @brave shore laughed at them, not knowing that @raw sinew was just a completionist.

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@desert python pumped @potent talon full of lead. No one was hurt, but @potent talon's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@carmine cairn used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @light valve alive. @light valve died.

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@mossy jackal was tired of @half magnet constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @half magnet's front yard. @half magnet died.

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@carmine cairn stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@potent talon climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @brave shore died.

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@mossy jackal wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@celest fox drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@desert horizon wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@raw sinew tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @raw sinew was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @raw sinew died.

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@mossy jackal somehow convinced @desert horizon that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @desert horizon died.

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@carmine cairn chased @mossy jackal with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @mossy jackal died.

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@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@tight niche wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@celest fox found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@desert python made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @carmine cairn walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@celest fox went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @celest fox died.

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@desert python was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @desert python died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@tight niche knocked furiously on @carmine cairn's door while holding an axe. @carmine cairn shouted, "Who's there?"

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@tight niche tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@carmine cairn worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@tight niche tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @desert python
150 points go to 4th place: @celest fox
150 points go to 5th place: @mossy jackal
150 points go to 6th place: @desert horizon
100 points go to 7th place: @raw sinew
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

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@carmine cairn, @wind badger, @desert horizon, @mossy jackal, @tight niche, @bright vortex, @half magnet, @peak yoke, @gusty girder, @raw sinew, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, and @brave shore
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@wind badger was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @wind badger died.

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@mossy jackal was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @mossy jackal died.

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@desert horizon drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @half magnet was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@bright vortex took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@gusty girder handed @bright vortex a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @bright vortex died.

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@hexed fiber watched @raw sinew go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @raw sinew was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@peak yoke lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@half magnet accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @half magnet died.

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@brave shore and @peak yoke engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @peak yoke blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @peak yoke died.

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@gusty girder flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @gusty girder died.

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@livid shuttle and @abstract thunder started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @livid shuttle took out their actual shotgun. @abstract thunder died.

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@desert horizon took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @raw sinew is approaching @hexed fiber!

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@livid shuttle used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @livid shuttle didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed fiber and @brave shore set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@raw sinew caused @desert horizon to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@brave shore was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @brave shore died.

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@raw sinew was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @raw sinew died.

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@desert horizon sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @desert horizon died.

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@tight niche buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@carmine cairn purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @carmine cairn ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@hexed fiber flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @hexed fiber's face off with its bare hands. @hexed fiber died.

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@carmine cairn started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tight niche spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 4th place: @desert horizon
150 points go to 5th place: @raw sinew
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Jan 19, 2026, 3:39 AM

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desert horizon Jan 19, 2026, 3:49 AM

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abstract thunder Jan 19, 2026, 3:56 AM

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peak yoke Jan 19, 2026, 4:12 AM

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spare glade Jan 19, 2026, 4:14 AM

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blissful orchid Jan 19, 2026, 4:16 AM

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hexed fiber Jan 19, 2026, 4:24 AM

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tight niche Jan 19, 2026, 4:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@spare glade, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @gusty girder, @blissful orchid, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, and @brave shore
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@spare glade went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @spare glade's canvas.

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@gusty girder and @hexed fiber played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@spare glade woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @spare glade died.

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@peak yoke was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @peak yoke died.

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@gusty girder became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @gusty girder died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @blissful orchid was flattened by a road roller. @blissful orchid died.

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@abstract thunder thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@abstract thunder was walked on by a Martian Walker. @abstract thunder died.

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@desert horizon dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @livid shuttle fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@livid shuttle tickled @brave shore from behind while they were busy sharpening their Iron Shortsword. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed fiber drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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While riding on minecart rails, @brave shore accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@hexed fiber bashed @desert horizon in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@tight niche found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@hexed fiber claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@desert horizon loves @tight niche to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @desert horizon died.

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@hexed fiber's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @hexed fiber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed fiber
250 points go to 3rd place: @desert horizon
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @spare glade

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Jan 19, 2026, 4:37 AM

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wind badger Jan 19, 2026, 4:38 AM

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desert horizon Jan 19, 2026, 4:55 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 19, 2026, 5:25 AM

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tight niche Jan 19, 2026, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 19, 2026, 6:11 AM

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potent talon Jan 19, 2026, 6:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 19, 2026, 6:30 AM

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astral glacier Jan 19, 2026, 6:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

blissful orchid Jan 19, 2026, 6:33 AM

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bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 19, 2026, 6:49 AM

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brave shore Jan 19, 2026, 6:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 19, 2026, 6:50 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Jan 19, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @wind badger, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @gusty girder, @astral glacier, @blissful orchid, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @potent talon would soon die a gruesome death. @potent talon ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@desert horizon watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@blissful orchid found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@carmine cairn traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @carmine cairn did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @carmine cairn died.

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@astral glacier made up their own language and used it to threaten @brave shore, who simply scratched their head.

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@wind badger went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @wind badger died.

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@livid shuttle complained to @desert horizon that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@desert horizon fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @desert horizon died.

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@tight niche angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @tight niche died.

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@gusty girder tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @gusty girder died.

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@blissful orchid took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@brave shore managed to kill @astral glacier by doing absolutely nothing. @astral glacier died.

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@blissful orchid tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@potent talon looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@livid shuttle, @potent talon, and @blissful orchid raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@brave shore's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Staff of Regrowth was nice and clean, but their Pulse Bow's string broke, and their Inferno Fork cracked into too many pieces to count.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @blissful orchid farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @blissful orchid died.

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@potent talon used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @potent talon. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @potent talon
150 points go to 4th place: @blissful orchid
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 7th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 8th place: @desert horizon
100 points go to 9th place: @wind badger
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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molten dock Jan 19, 2026, 7:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 19, 2026, 8:06 AM

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half magnet Jan 19, 2026, 8:11 AM

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next hemlock Jan 19, 2026, 8:12 AM

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half magnet bb!register

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mossy jackal Jan 19, 2026, 8:17 AM

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amber ermine Jan 19, 2026, 8:23 AM

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brave shore Jan 19, 2026, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 19, 2026, 8:29 AM

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long vine Jan 19, 2026, 8:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@mossy jackal, @next hemlock, @molten dock, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @gusty girder, @smoky warren, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@half magnet got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @half magnet wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @half magnet was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@mossy jackal tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @mossy jackal died.

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@molten dock and @livid shuttle were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @molten dock played solitaire. @livid shuttle stood behind them and watched.

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@molten dock ran with scissors. @molten dock died.

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@gusty girder went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @gusty girder decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@half magnet breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @half magnet died.

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@amber ermine tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @amber ermine died.

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@next hemlock trapped @brave shore in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @brave shore managed to escape regardless.

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@brave shore summoned the Old One's Army while @gusty girder was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @gusty girder died.

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@long vine spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@next hemlock tried to high-five @smoky warren, but @smoky warren went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@livid shuttle thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@next hemlock silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @tranquil wyvern's back, which then integrated itself into @tranquil wyvern's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@brave shore found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@long vine bought a Gatligator and fired it at @smoky warren for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @long vine furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@long vine looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@tranquil wyvern spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@smoky warren was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@long vine wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @long vine died.

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@smoky warren touched @next hemlock's gun without permission. @smoky warren died.

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@next hemlock was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @next hemlock died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @smoky warren
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @molten dock

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mossy jackal Jan 19, 2026, 8:43 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 19, 2026, 8:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 19, 2026, 8:58 AM

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amber ermine Jan 19, 2026, 8:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 19, 2026, 8:58 AM

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thorny quail Jan 19, 2026, 9:01 AM

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nova plover Jan 19, 2026, 9:14 AM

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long vine Jan 19, 2026, 9:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 19, 2026, 9:20 AM

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brave shore Jan 19, 2026, 9:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 19, 2026, 9:26 AM

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lime creek Jan 19, 2026, 9:27 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@thorny quail, @mossy jackal, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @gusty girder, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, @brave shore, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@long vine took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@nova plover, @brave shore, and @gusty girder formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@livid shuttle eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@thorny quail discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@tranquil wyvern had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@mossy jackal paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Red Ryder.

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@amber ermine accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@lime creek had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Flare Gun. Obviously, this failed.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tranquil wyvern's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@thorny quail spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @thorny quail still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @thorny quail died.

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@nova plover was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@lime creek declared war against @livid shuttle because they didn't like something @livid shuttle said in their AMA.

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@amber ermine and @gusty girder got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@brave shore used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@long vine blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @long vine's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@mossy jackal dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @mossy jackal is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@brave shore tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@amber ermine curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @amber ermine in half. @amber ermine died.

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A zombie snuck up on @gusty girder and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @gusty girder died.

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@tranquil wyvern pickpocketed @long vine, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@lime creek added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@brave shore told @livid shuttle to bite the dust. In response, @livid shuttle took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@lime creek tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@long vine was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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There was a snake in @livid shuttle's boot! @livid shuttle died.

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@mossy jackal equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@nova plover was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @nova plover died.

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@lime creek warned @tranquil wyvern not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tranquil wyvern trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@mossy jackal thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@long vine painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@brave shore was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @long vine stopped them in time.

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@lime creek huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @mossy jackal also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@tranquil wyvern found a room full of Bunny Banners in @mossy jackal's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @mossy jackal. @mossy jackal died.

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@lime creek challenged @long vine to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @long vine's turn to win. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @tranquil wyvern's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@tranquil wyvern had a terrible night. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @long vine. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!