epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @hardy patio died.

@errant vine made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@errant vine used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @errant vine didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @errant vine died.

@tight niche returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @tight niche was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@carmine cairn tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @desert python
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh dawn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[peak yoke]

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[hardy patio]

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[amber ermine]

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[oak temple]

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[fresh dawn]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[velvet dune]

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[brave shore]

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[errant vine]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @fresh dawn, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @velvet dune, @errant vine, @hardy patio, @brave shore, and @oak temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hardy patio managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@tranquil wyvern drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@fresh dawn asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @fresh dawn died.

@carmine cairn descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@amber ermine found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @amber ermine died.

@errant vine walked up to @peak yoke and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @errant vine, that kills people! @peak yoke died.

@brave shore and @velvet dune were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @brave shore played solitaire. @velvet dune stood behind them and watched.

@velvet dune gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @velvet dune died.

@oak temple practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @oak temple died.

@brave shore was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @carmine cairn's Star Cannon. @brave shore died.

@tranquil wyvern became convinced that @hardy patio was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @hardy patio, who was left very confused (and wet).

The moon hit @errant vine's eye like a big pizza pie. @errant vine died.

@tranquil wyvern played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hardy patio ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @hardy patio died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh dawn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[hardy patio]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[static trout]

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[warped glen]

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[nova plover]

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[peak yoke]

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[brave shore]

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[hushed tide]

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[errant vine]

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[deep shuttle]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @deep shuttle, @raw moss, @warped glen, @hushed tide, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @hardy patio, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@static trout swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @static trout died.

@deep shuttle saw @livid shuttle trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @deep shuttle is calling the police!

@warped glen was walked on by a Martian Walker. @warped glen died.

@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

@hardy patio tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@hushed tide had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @nova plover shot them with an arrow. @hushed tide died.

There was a snake in @peak yoke's boot! @peak yoke died.

@livid shuttle's face was scorched off after @hardy patio took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @nova plover instead. @nova plover died.

@brave shore tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

@raw moss tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@carmine cairn wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@carmine cairn drew swords on the ground. @hardy patio started stomping all over them. Furious, @carmine cairn picked one up and stabbed @hardy patio with it.. @hardy patio died.

@errant vine challenged @brave shore to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @brave shore's turn to win. @errant vine died.

@deep shuttle started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @deep shuttle died.

@carmine cairn accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @tranquil wyvern was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @tranquil wyvern had ever been in. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@raw moss got impaled by Mourning Wood. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @brave shore felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

While @carmine cairn looked inside a Corruption chasm, @brave shore pranked them by pushing them inside. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[nova plover]

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[fallow thunder]

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[true pine]

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[hushed tide]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[half magnet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@static trout, @deep shuttle, @raw moss, @hushed tide, @true pine, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, and @fallow thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@static trout thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @static trout died.

@deep shuttle wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @deep shuttle died.

@hushed tide drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @hushed tide died.

@half magnet was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@fallow thunder took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@livid shuttle declared war against @tranquil wyvern because they didn't like something @tranquil wyvern said in their AMA.

@true pine was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @true pine died.

@raw moss and @fallow thunder discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

@half magnet tied up @nova plover and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @nova plover to die. However, @nova plover managed to escape from their bonds.

@tranquil wyvern screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@livid shuttle followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @livid shuttle died.

@hardy patio discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@tranquil wyvern tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@nova plover became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

The Cyborg hacked into @half magnet's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@raw moss grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@hardy patio wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @nova plover into an apple. @nova plover died.

@raw moss accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@half magnet slammed @fallow thunder into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @fallow thunder died.

@hardy patio tried to throw a Adamantite Glaive at @tranquil wyvern before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@half magnet used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @half magnet died.

@tranquil wyvern tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hardy patio swung a Night's Edge at @raw moss and missed. However, @raw moss acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @hardy patio to receive a yellow card.

@raw moss recruited @hardy patio as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

While playing at the beach, @hardy patio buried @raw moss in the sand. It took @raw moss several hours to dig themselves back out.

@raw moss cut a specific wire in @hardy patio's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @hardy patio died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @half magnet
150 points go to 5th place: @fallow thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @true pine
100 points go to 9th place: @hushed tide
100 points go to 10th place: @deep shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[half magnet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[fallow thunder]

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[hushed tide]

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[gleaming grove]

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[hardy patio]

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[covert wedge]

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[fallow thunder]

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[hasty carbon]

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[nova plover]

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[gleaming grove]

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[next hemlock]

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[remote bronze]

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@remote bronze, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@hasty carbon, @raw moss, @remote bronze, @next hemlock, @hushed tide, @half magnet, @hardy patio, @covert wedge, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, and @fallow thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hasty carbon accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @hasty carbon died.

@hushed tide hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @hardy patio's house. @hardy patio started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@hushed tide hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @hushed tide died.

@livid shuttle tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

@covert wedge was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @covert wedge died.

@next hemlock wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@nova plover used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@fallow thunder tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

A strange device attached itself to @livid shuttle's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @livid shuttle died.

@half magnet heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@fallow thunder somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @fallow thunder died.

@raw moss was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

@next hemlock tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@remote bronze tried to confess their love to @nova plover, but @nova plover interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@half magnet was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @half magnet died.

@nova plover was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @nova plover died.

@next hemlock performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@remote bronze kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @raw moss had had enough, so they scooped @remote bronze to death with an ice cream spoon. @remote bronze died.

@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @hardy patio found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @hardy patio died.

@next hemlock tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@next hemlock was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@raw moss somehow convinced @next hemlock that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @next hemlock died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @remote bronze
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 10th place: @hushed tide

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[half magnet]

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[nova plover]

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[exotic saddle]

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[sturdy sluice]

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[static trout]

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[gleaming grove]

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[hushed tide]

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[gleaming grove]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

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[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @sturdy sluice, @raw moss, @hushed tide, @half magnet, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @nova plover, and @oak temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@hardy patio wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@static trout entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@static trout and @nova plover played catch with a Paladin. @static trout accidentally fumbled a catch. @static trout died.

@hushed tide built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @sturdy sluice was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @sturdy sluice died.

@hushed tide tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @hushed tide died.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @exotic saddle's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@carmine cairn tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@half magnet ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @half magnet died.

@nova plover found the Last Prism. Then @raw moss found another one, meaning that @nova plover's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@exotic saddle didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @exotic saddle died.

@oak temple somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @oak temple's chests for the rest of its life.

@nova plover got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @nova plover died.

After eating supper together, @raw moss betrayed @oak temple in exchange for 30 silver coins. @oak temple died.

@hardy patio wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @carmine cairn wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @hardy patio killed the Traveling Merchant first. @hardy patio died.

@carmine cairn solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

@raw moss flexed so hard on @carmine cairn that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 8th place: @hushed tide
100 points go to 9th place: @sturdy sluice
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hasty carbon]

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[gleaming grove]

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[oak temple]

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[gleaming grove]

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[hardy patio]

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[gleaming grove]

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[livid shuttle]

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[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

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[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hushed tide]

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[gleaming grove]

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[covert wedge]

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[gleaming grove]

@covert wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[half magnet]

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed fiber]

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[proven phoenix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proven phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hasty carbon, @proven phoenix, @hushed tide, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @hardy patio, @covert wedge, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, @oak temple, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hexed fiber snuck up behind @half magnet, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @hexed fiber decided not to kill them. Yet.

@glacial totem accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @glacial totem died.

@livid shuttle killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@hasty carbon tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @hasty carbon died.

@hushed tide lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @hushed tide died.

@half magnet touched @oak temple's gun without permission. @half magnet died.

@hardy patio looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@proven phoenix drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

@hexed fiber had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@hardy patio hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @hardy patio died.

@livid shuttle constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@covert wedge summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@covert wedge was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @covert wedge died.

@oak temple held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@brave shore threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @livid shuttle would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @livid shuttle died.

@oak temple didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @oak temple died.

@proven phoenix was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @proven phoenix died.

@brave shore and @tranquil wyvern played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@tranquil wyvern attacked @brave shore with a Legendary Zenith, but @brave shore's pen was mightier. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hexed fiber skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @hexed fiber died.

@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@brave shore donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@carmine cairn decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @proven phoenix
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[proven phoenix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proven phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallen gull]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[covert wedge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@covert wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @proven phoenix, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @hardy patio, @covert wedge, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @carmine cairn died.

@static trout used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @static trout. @static trout died.

@proven phoenix went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @proven phoenix died.

@long vine wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @long vine died.

@proud lava accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @proud lava died.

@covert wedge fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @covert wedge died.

@tight niche ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@tranquil wyvern was tired of @fallen gull constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @fallen gull's front yard. @fallen gull died.

@hardy patio landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @hardy patio accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @hardy patio died.

@tranquil wyvern tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@tight niche adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @tranquil wyvern wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @tight niche all of their willpower not to explain it.

@tranquil wyvern challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @proven phoenix
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallen gull]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[covert wedge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@covert wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[covert wedge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@covert wedge, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@gusty girder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallen gull]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fallen gull, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @long vine, @amber ermine, @gusty girder, @true wren, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, @covert wedge, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@brave shore drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@fallen gull yelled, "Duck!" @zenith root excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @zenith root died.

@tight niche wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@long vine went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @long vine died.

@true wren equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@covert wedge went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

@livid shuttle donned a Martian costume and chased @amber ermine in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @amber ermine died.

@brave shore got a piggyback ride from @gusty girder, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @gusty girder died.

@true wren fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @true wren died.

@nova plover purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

While exploring the Jungle, @nova plover needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @nova plover. @nova plover died.

@livid shuttle took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @livid shuttle died.

@covert wedge finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @covert wedge died.

@fallen gull asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

@tight niche tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

@brave shore went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @brave shore died.

@tight niche adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

@fallen gull went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@fallen gull started blocking @tight niche's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@fallen gull's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @fallen gull died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @fallen gull
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[brave shore]

BB!REGISTER

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallen gull]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[eager coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @zenith root, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @errant vine, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

@zenith root became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @zenith root died.

@livid shuttle thought that @brave shore was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@amber ermine started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @amber ermine suddenly didn't feel so good. @amber ermine died.

@blissful goblet brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @blissful goblet died.

@fallen gull accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

@errant vine caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @errant vine died.

@livid shuttle realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @brave shore's skull. @brave shore died.

@fallen gull pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @fallen gull died.

@eager coyote found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @eager coyote headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@tranquil wyvern was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@eager coyote programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @eager coyote died.

@tranquil wyvern challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@raw moss had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

@tight niche spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

Out of boredom, @raw moss used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@tight niche ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@raw moss started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@tight niche took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallen gull]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[errant vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@brave shore started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@static trout and @tranquil wyvern had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@long vine wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@blissful goblet started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@static trout called @steel sentinel on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @static trout died.

@blissful goblet tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @blissful goblet died.

@turbid skiff tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@tight niche tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@turbid skiff pointed a Shotgun at @tight niche and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @turbid skiff looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @turbid skiff died.

A monkey dramatically raised @brave shore up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @brave shore off said cliff. @brave shore died.

@errant vine befriended @tranquil wyvern by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@long vine looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

@steel sentinel modified @fallen gull's Palladium Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @fallen gull was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @fallen gull died.

@tranquil wyvern drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tranquil wyvern died.

@errant vine's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @errant vine died.

@long vine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @long vine died.

@raw moss searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

@steel sentinel confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@tight niche found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

@steel sentinel literally gaslighted @raw moss by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @raw moss died.

@tight niche accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sturdy sluice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sturdy sluice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote bronze]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote bronze, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mighty coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mighty coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @sturdy sluice, @tight niche, @raw moss, @remote bronze, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @formal badge, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@carmine cairn created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @sturdy sluice got too close while watching. @sturdy sluice died.

@blissful goblet insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @raw moss insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @raw moss, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @raw moss died.

@mighty coyote sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @mighty coyote died.

@steel sentinel managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

@formal badge traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@tight niche tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @formal badge, but it refused to listen because @tight niche didn't have enough badges.

@blissful goblet forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @blissful goblet died.

@steel sentinel played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@nova plover went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@formal badge attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @formal badge died.

@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Titanium Sword.

@remote bronze, @carmine cairn, and @tight niche made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@steel sentinel became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

@nova plover disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

@tranquil wyvern used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@carmine cairn and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tight niche was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@tranquil wyvern chased @nova plover with their Psycho Knife. @nova plover tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @tranquil wyvern. @nova plover died.

@steel sentinel found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @tranquil wyvern. Apparently, not that many. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote bronze tried to deal a finishing blow to @steel sentinel, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@remote bronze sniped @steel sentinel with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @remote bronze, it was opposite day. @remote bronze died.

@tight niche stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote bronze
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @viscid orchid, @formal badge, @fallow thunder, and @near mortar
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The fighting begins again!

@steel sentinel was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @raw moss's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @raw moss died.

@amber ermine's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @amber ermine! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@long vine learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @long vine died.

@amber ermine drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @amber ermine died.

@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

@viscid orchid received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

@tranquil wyvern planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

@fallow thunder summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@formal badge made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @blissful goblet. @blissful goblet died.

@viscid orchid activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

@sweet fractal found a hill and started to roll down it. @sweet fractal was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @sweet fractal died.

@tranquil wyvern made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@formal badge found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@near mortar died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @near mortar was revived.

@viscid orchid mistook @steel sentinel's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @viscid orchid died.

@formal badge got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @formal badge died.

@fallow thunder ran with scissors. @fallow thunder died.

@steel sentinel had a sleepover with @tight niche, but the house was gone when they woke up.

@near mortar used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @near mortar died.

@tight niche found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@tranquil wyvern launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@steel sentinel tried to shoot an apple off of @tranquil wyvern's head. @steel sentinel's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @tranquil wyvern died.

Rumors started spreading that @tight niche was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @tight niche.

@steel sentinel tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

@tight niche pickpocketed @steel sentinel, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@tight niche used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@tight niche thought they assassinated @steel sentinel, but it was just @tight niche in disguise. Huh? @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @fallow thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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[static trout]

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[ebon matrix]

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[peak yoke]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @static trout, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @viscid orchid, @nova plover, and @near mortar
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The fighting begins again!

@ebon matrix theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@static trout took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @static trout died.

@fresh dawn accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @fresh dawn died.

@tranquil wyvern eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@amber ermine tried attacking @blissful goblet, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @tight niche was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

@amber ermine was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @amber ermine died.

@peak yoke asked @sweet fractal to give them a hand, so @sweet fractal chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@viscid orchid saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@carmine cairn cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@jolly swift tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@tranquil wyvern was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@viscid orchid, @carmine cairn and @peak yoke played hot potato with a grenade. @peak yoke forgot to pass it on. @peak yoke died.

@blissful goblet spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @blissful goblet still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @blissful goblet died.

@sweet fractal and @ebon matrix played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@steel sentinel tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@steel sentinel was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @steel sentinel died.

@sweet fractal went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @sweet fractal died.

@ebon matrix ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @ebon matrix died.

@tight niche made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@tranquil wyvern found a room full of Bunny Banners in @viscid orchid's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @viscid orchid. @viscid orchid died.

@jolly swift couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@nova plover forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @nova plover died.

@near mortar went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @near mortar died.

@carmine cairn stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

@tranquil wyvern drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@jolly swift got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @tranquil wyvern with a The Horseman's Blade while their cell phone was ringing. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

@carmine cairn wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @carmine cairn's head. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[peak yoke]

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[steel sentinel]

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[blissful goblet]

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[covert wedge]

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[carmine cairn]

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[lime creek]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @subtle gorge, @hushed tide, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @covert wedge, and @lime creek
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The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@blissful goblet wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@steel sentinel started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

@subtle gorge was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@hushed tide painted the Snow biome yellow.

@jolly swift discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @jolly swift died.

@hushed tide started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @hushed tide died.

@eager coyote's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@carmine cairn used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@covert wedge filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@tight niche's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @lime creek

@steel sentinel was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

@peak yoke took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @peak yoke died.

@covert wedge drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @covert wedge died.

@lime creek has fallen, and they can't get up. @lime creek died.

@subtle gorge ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @subtle gorge, @blissful goblet broke their fall with their own body. @blissful goblet died.

@eager coyote saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@eager coyote was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @eager coyote died.

@subtle gorge spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @subtle gorge died.

@tight niche invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@carmine cairn got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @tight niche begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@tight niche spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@tight niche’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@tight niche went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@tight niche emerged from a tree stump and scolded @steel sentinel for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @steel sentinel was still holding an axe. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@steel sentinel had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

@steel sentinel couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

@steel sentinel 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @carmine cairn to death. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @hushed tide

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[hushed tide]

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[jolly swift]

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[peak yoke]

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[steel sentinel]

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[carmine cairn]

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[subtle gorge]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[peak yoke]

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[raw moss]

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[proven phoenix]

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[sweet fractal]

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[viscid orchid]

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[midnight imp]

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[errant vine]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @proven phoenix, @subtle gorge, @hushed tide, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @midnight imp, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, and @viscid orchid
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The fighting begins again!

@steel sentinel murdered @jolly swift by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @jolly swift died.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @proven phoenix some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @proven phoenix died.

@hushed tide was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @amber ermine's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @hushed tide died.

@midnight imp wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@amber ermine got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @amber ermine died.

@peak yoke wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@subtle gorge started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

@peak yoke was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @peak yoke died.

Low on health, @midnight imp hid from @sweet fractal by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @midnight imp died.

@tight niche wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

@subtle gorge sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

@sweet fractal reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @sweet fractal died.

@tranquil wyvern and @errant vine found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

@steel sentinel had @viscid orchid lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @viscid orchid, this wasn't a magic show. @viscid orchid died.

@errant vine used their embezzled funds to shred through @subtle gorge with a Coin Gun. @subtle gorge died.

@tight niche purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@steel sentinel tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @errant vine's head instead. @errant vine died.

@carmine cairn used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

@tranquil wyvern put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @raw moss died.

@tight niche asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @carmine cairn, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @tight niche to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @midnight imp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sweet fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hushed tide]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hushed tide, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hushed tide, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @sweet fractal, @viscid orchid, @livid shuttle, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud lava somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@hushed tide sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

@tranquil wyvern played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@static trout got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @static trout died.

@nova plover damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@hushed tide realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @hushed tide died.

@livid shuttle tried to assassinate @sweet fractal, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@tight niche and @livid shuttle cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @livid shuttle, because @tight niche was wearing Frost armor.

@nova plover slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @proud lava's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @proud lava died.

@tranquil wyvern used the power of Flex Tape to stick @sweet fractal in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @sweet fractal's suffering to a swift end. @sweet fractal died.

@viscid orchid unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @viscid orchid died.

@nova plover befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@livid shuttle was vehicularly manslaughtered by @tranquil wyvern's minecart. @livid shuttle died.

@tight niche tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@nova plover was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @nova plover died.

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@tranquil wyvern brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@tranquil wyvern got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @hushed tide
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glossy juniper]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glossy juniper, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hushed tide]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hushed tide, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[radiant sleet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@radiant sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[median junco]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@median junco, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave moon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave moon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lean dew]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lean dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mighty coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mighty coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@radiant sleet, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @median junco, @glossy juniper, @hushed tide, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @peak yoke, @brave moon, @lean dew, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@median junco read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @median junco then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @median junco died.

@hushed tide didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@tight niche angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@hushed tide was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @hushed tide died.

@glossy juniper thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@lean dew trapped @peak yoke in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@radiant sleet went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@amber ermine didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @amber ermine died.

@mighty coyote playfully poked @raw moss and laughed. @raw moss playfully poked them back with a Arkhalis. @mighty coyote died.

@peak yoke traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @peak yoke died.

@lean dew had a terrible night. @lean dew died.

@glossy juniper fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@radiant sleet tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @radiant sleet died.

@brave moon vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @brave moon died.

@nova plover found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @nova plover died.

@glossy juniper went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @glossy juniper died.

@carmine cairn loves @tight niche to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tight niche observed disapprovingly.

@tight niche was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@raw moss got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@tight niche performed surgery on a grape.

@raw moss started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @raw moss - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @raw moss then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@raw moss tried to stab @tight niche, but @tight niche's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy juniper
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @brave moon
100 points go to 7th place: @radiant sleet
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[brave moon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave moon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glossy juniper]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glossy juniper, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hushed tide]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hushed tide, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cosmic pecan]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lavish sierra]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lavish sierra, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register