#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 96

jolly swift Jan 12, 2026, 5:18 PM

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tight niche Jan 12, 2026, 5:26 PM

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hardy patio Jan 12, 2026, 5:38 PM

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onyx lake Jan 12, 2026, 5:57 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 12, 2026, 6:13 PM

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eager coyote Jan 12, 2026, 6:14 PM

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astral glacier Jan 12, 2026, 6:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@onyx lake, @carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @astral glacier, @hardy patio, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@onyx lake decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @onyx lake died.

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@nova plover recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@raw moss and @tight niche were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @raw moss fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @raw moss died.

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@astral glacier and @peak yoke cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @peak yoke, because @astral glacier was wearing Frost armor.

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@oak temple built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@amber ermine ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@oak temple made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @oak temple died.

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@amber ermine was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@peak yoke built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@peak yoke moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @peak yoke died.

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@nova plover went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @nova plover died.

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@eager coyote wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @eager coyote's head. @eager coyote died.

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@carmine cairn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@hardy patio challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@astral glacier painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@carmine cairn decisively vanquished @astral glacier through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@tight niche was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @eager coyote
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @oak temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Jan 12, 2026, 6:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 6:48 PM

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trail belfry Jan 12, 2026, 6:52 PM

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peak yoke Jan 12, 2026, 6:54 PM

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raw moss Jan 12, 2026, 6:56 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 12, 2026, 7:19 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 12, 2026, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 7:28 PM

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tight niche Jan 12, 2026, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 7:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

true pine Jan 12, 2026, 8:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 8:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 8:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

static trout Jan 12, 2026, 8:33 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 8:33 PM

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hardy patio Jan 12, 2026, 8:35 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 8:35 PM

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nova plover Jan 12, 2026, 9:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 9:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 9:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @true pine, @blissful goblet, @peak yoke, @hardy patio, @nova plover, and @trail belfry
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@static trout picked a fight with a goose. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@peak yoke dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@true pine tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @blissful goblet demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @true pine by two. @true pine died.

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@hardy patio built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@tight niche wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@blissful goblet tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @blissful goblet died.

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@nova plover used the power of Flex Tape to stick @peak yoke in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @peak yoke's suffering to a swift end. @peak yoke died.

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@hardy patio got stuck in @trail belfry's Rod of Discord farm. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@tight niche failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@tight niche's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tight niche sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@raw moss took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@nova plover put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@trail belfry became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@nova plover was playing hide and seek with @carmine cairn and @trail belfry, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @raw moss caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@carmine cairn climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@trail belfry's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @trail belfry died.

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@raw moss was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @raw moss died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@tight niche woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @trail belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @true pine
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Jan 12, 2026, 9:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 9:39 PM

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nova plover Jan 12, 2026, 9:41 PM

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trail belfry Jan 12, 2026, 9:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 9:47 PM

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white jolt Jan 12, 2026, 9:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 9:47 PM

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raw moss Jan 12, 2026, 9:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 9:54 PM

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peak yoke Jan 12, 2026, 9:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 9:58 PM

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hardy patio Jan 12, 2026, 10:09 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 12, 2026, 10:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 10:22 PM

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tight niche Jan 12, 2026, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 10:28 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

errant vine Jan 12, 2026, 10:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 10:31 PM

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warped glen Jan 12, 2026, 10:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 10:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 11:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @white jolt, @warped glen, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @hardy patio, @nova plover, and @trail belfry
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@static trout wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @static trout died.

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@hardy patio solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@raw moss accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @raw moss died.

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@white jolt befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@carmine cairn cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@tight niche got quantum-entangled with @trail belfry, and used this opportunity to force @trail belfry to pick their own nose.

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@white jolt was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @white jolt died.

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@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @warped glen found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @warped glen was trapped for all eternity. @warped glen died.

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@trail belfry drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @hardy patio was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@peak yoke opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@peak yoke was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @peak yoke into the freezing cold water. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @carmine cairn's ego received a small boost.

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@nova plover went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @trail belfry summoned the Impending Doom. @nova plover died.

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@hardy patio appeared to be taking a group picture of @errant vine, @tight niche, and @carmine cairn. @hardy patio's selfie turned out great!

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@trail belfry used an Inferno Fork to eat. @hardy patio thought they didn't notice, but @trail belfry just really likes spicy food.

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@tight niche opened the front door and saw @carmine cairn trying to murder the Guide. @tight niche slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@errant vine took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@carmine cairn tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@errant vine read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@tight niche tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@trail belfry sang a song to try to impress @hardy patio, @errant vine, and @tight niche. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@carmine cairn died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @carmine cairn was revived.

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@trail belfry brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @trail belfry died.

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@hardy patio accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @hardy patio died.

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@errant vine hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn recruited @tight niche as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@tight niche tickled @carmine cairn from behind while they were busy sharpening their True Excalibur. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @trail belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @warped glen
100 points go to 9th place: @white jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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white jolt Jan 12, 2026, 11:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 11:39 PM

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hardy patio Jan 12, 2026, 11:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 11:39 PM

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peak yoke Jan 12, 2026, 11:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 11:41 PM

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nova plover Jan 12, 2026, 11:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 11:43 PM

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static trout Jan 12, 2026, 11:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 11:56 PM

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long vine Jan 13, 2026, 12:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 12:07 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 13, 2026, 12:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 12:15 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 13, 2026, 12:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 12:24 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

covert wedge Jan 13, 2026, 12:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 12:29 AM

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tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 12:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 12:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @white jolt, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @peak yoke, @hardy patio, @nova plover, and @covert wedge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@covert wedge took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @tight niche and @peak yoke ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@carmine cairn ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@hardy patio started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@nova plover burned @static trout to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @nova plover for reading books. @static trout died.

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@blissful goblet crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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The Wizard showed @long vine their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@white jolt claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@white jolt went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @white jolt died.

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@blissful goblet accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @blissful goblet, go jump off that cliff. @blissful goblet died.

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@peak yoke thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @peak yoke died.

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@hardy patio declared war on emus. The emus won. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @covert wedge. @covert wedge died.

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@long vine gave @nova plover Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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After an intense fight, @tight niche was beaten by @long vine in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @long vine told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@carmine cairn sacrificed @long vine by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @long vine died.

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@tight niche hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@carmine cairn wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@tight niche ripped @carmine cairn's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @white jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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covert wedge Jan 13, 2026, 12:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 12:38 AM

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@covert wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Jan 13, 2026, 12:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 12:41 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Jan 13, 2026, 12:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 12:46 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 13, 2026, 1:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 1:24 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Jan 13, 2026, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 1:26 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 1:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 1:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hardy patio Jan 13, 2026, 1:34 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 1:34 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @remote bronze, @desert python, @long vine, @peak yoke, @hardy patio, @covert wedge, @nova plover, @viral cape, and @glossy heath
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@static trout put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@glacial totem discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @static trout died.

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@remote bronze headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @long vine had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @remote bronze was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @remote bronze died.

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@long vine was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @peak yoke's Star Cannon. @long vine died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @peak yoke's. @peak yoke died.

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@hardy patio was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @hardy patio died.

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@glossy heath didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @covert wedge's. @covert wedge died.

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@nova plover fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @nova plover died.

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@desert python and @tight niche farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@carmine cairn modified @viral cape's Stardust Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @viral cape was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @viral cape died.

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@glossy heath was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @glossy heath died.

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@tight niche popped @desert python by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @desert python died.

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@tight niche threw a snowball at @carmine cairn. To counter this, @carmine cairn threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @desert python
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy heath
150 points go to 5th place: @viral cape
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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peak yoke Jan 13, 2026, 2:44 AM

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tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 3:29 AM

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oak temple Jan 13, 2026, 3:32 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 13, 2026, 4:20 AM

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hardy patio Jan 13, 2026, 4:28 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @remote bronze, @hushed tide, @long vine, @peak yoke, @hardy patio, @nova plover, @covert wedge, @hexed fiber, @final vine, @brave shore, and @oak temple
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@carmine cairn boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @static trout's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @static trout died.

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@remote bronze was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @remote bronze died.

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@hardy patio found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@hushed tide got stuck in @final vine's Rod of Discord farm. @hushed tide died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @long vine. Queen Bee died.

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@nova plover went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @long vine's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @long vine died.

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@brave shore started barking like a dog while chasing @tight niche.

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@peak yoke wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@hardy patio was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @hardy patio died.

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@nova plover claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@oak temple briefly considered proposing marriage to @covert wedge, but married a bee instead.

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@tight niche decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@hexed fiber couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@nova plover dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @nova plover died.

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@covert wedge's booty was plundered by pirates. @covert wedge died.

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@tight niche's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@final vine gave @oak temple a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @oak temple gave @final vine a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @final vine died.

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@brave shore saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @brave shore died.

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@oak temple wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @oak temple died.

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@tight niche headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @hexed fiber had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@tight niche and @hexed fiber got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@tight niche started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@hexed fiber built a floating city and named it "England".

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@hexed fiber was ordered by @tight niche to sing a song or be killed. @hexed fiber tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @hexed fiber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed fiber
250 points go to 3rd place: @oak temple
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @final vine
150 points go to 6th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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oak temple Jan 13, 2026, 4:39 AM

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covert wedge Jan 13, 2026, 4:40 AM

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hardy patio Jan 13, 2026, 4:41 AM

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peak yoke Jan 13, 2026, 4:58 AM

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brave shore Jan 13, 2026, 5:14 AM

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long vine Jan 13, 2026, 5:14 AM

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proud lava Jan 13, 2026, 5:17 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 13, 2026, 5:19 AM

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tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 5:27 AM

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desert python Jan 13, 2026, 5:27 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @desert python, @long vine, @peak yoke, @proud lava, @hardy patio, @covert wedge, @brave shore, and @oak temple
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@long vine was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @long vine died.

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@peak yoke used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @peak yoke died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @desert python would soon die a gruesome death. @desert python ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@tight niche shot @proud lava to death with a finger gun. @proud lava died.

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@covert wedge smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @covert wedge died.

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@brave shore called @tight niche a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@oak temple took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@oak temple shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @oak temple died.

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@hardy patio used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@desert python drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @desert python died.

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@hardy patio summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@tight niche heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @desert python
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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white jolt Jan 13, 2026, 5:43 AM

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true pine Jan 13, 2026, 5:51 AM

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near mortar Jan 13, 2026, 5:55 AM

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hardy patio Jan 13, 2026, 5:59 AM

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hushed tide Jan 13, 2026, 6:03 AM

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remote bronze Jan 13, 2026, 6:26 AM

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tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 6:29 AM

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brave shore Jan 13, 2026, 6:30 AM

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amber ermine Jan 13, 2026, 6:37 AM

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potent talon Jan 13, 2026, 7:05 AM

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astral glacier Jan 13, 2026, 7:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @remote bronze, @white jolt, @hushed tide, @true pine, @amber ermine, @astral glacier, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @brave shore, and @near mortar
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@remote bronze used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @remote bronze died.

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@white jolt was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @white jolt died.

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@hushed tide encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @hushed tide died.

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@tight niche farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@near mortar pulled out their Cactus Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @near mortar pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@hardy patio paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Crimson Rod.

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@brave shore just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@true pine added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@true pine tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @true pine was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @true pine died.

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@amber ermine vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @amber ermine died.

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@potent talon always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @potent talon died.

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@astral glacier compressed @near mortar until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @near mortar died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @hardy patio found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @hardy patio was trapped for all eternity. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @brave shore died.

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@astral glacier started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@tight niche painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@tight niche equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@tight niche called @astral glacier a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @true pine
100 points go to 9th place: @hushed tide
100 points go to 10th place: @white jolt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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white jolt Jan 13, 2026, 8:04 AM

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raw moss Jan 13, 2026, 8:07 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 13, 2026, 8:10 AM

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lavish moth Jan 13, 2026, 8:25 AM

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tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 8:27 AM

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near mortar Jan 13, 2026, 8:39 AM

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lavish moth Jan 13, 2026, 8:40 AM

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nova plover Jan 13, 2026, 8:45 AM

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hardy patio Jan 13, 2026, 8:53 AM

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long vine Jan 13, 2026, 8:53 AM

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remote bronze Jan 13, 2026, 8:59 AM

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unreal moat Jan 13, 2026, 9:12 AM

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fallen gull Jan 13, 2026, 9:21 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @remote bronze, @white jolt, @unreal moat, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @lavish moth, @hardy patio, @nova plover, @fallen gull, and @near mortar
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@raw moss found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@tight niche took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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No one told @white jolt that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @white jolt died.

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@near mortar patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tranquil wyvern in disguise.

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@hardy patio has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @hardy patio woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@unreal moat was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @long vine through the wall. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @amber ermine died.

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@hardy patio tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @hardy patio died.

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@nova plover challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @nova plover died.

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@fallen gull brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @fallen gull died.

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@tight niche started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@near mortar couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@tranquil wyvern took aim at @raw moss from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@remote bronze burned @near mortar to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @remote bronze for reading books. @near mortar died.

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@lavish moth tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @lavish moth died.

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@tight niche crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@remote bronze went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @raw moss had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @remote bronze died.

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@tight niche warned @raw moss not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @raw moss trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@tranquil wyvern carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @raw moss excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@raw moss is hvinga stroker n. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote bronze
150 points go to 5th place: @lavish moth
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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remote bronze Jan 13, 2026, 10:10 AM

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tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 10:30 AM

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true wren Jan 13, 2026, 10:33 AM

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eternal sage Jan 13, 2026, 10:39 AM

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lavish moth Jan 13, 2026, 10:55 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @remote bronze, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @true wren, @lavish moth, @crimson forge, @near mortar, @eternal sage, and @fallen gull
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@fallen gull tried to kill @remote bronze, but failed to ask for consent.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @remote bronze was caught in the crossfire. @remote bronze died.

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The Demolitionist told @amber ermine that it was a good day to die. @amber ermine thought so too. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche tried hacking into @crimson forge's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @crimson forge's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@lavish moth opened the front door and saw @near mortar trying to murder the Guide. @lavish moth slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@true wren picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @true wren died.

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@raw moss managed to kill @lavish moth by doing absolutely nothing. @lavish moth died.

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@crimson forge started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @crimson forge died.

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@eternal sage found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@near mortar was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @near mortar died.

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@eternal sage tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@fallen gull wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @eternal sage on a spit. @eternal sage died.

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@tight niche talked with @tranquil wyvern about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@fallen gull was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @fallen gull died.

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@tranquil wyvern tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @eternal sage
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 8th place: @lavish moth
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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oak temple Jan 13, 2026, 11:39 AM

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lime creek Jan 13, 2026, 12:02 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 13, 2026, 12:23 PM

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nova plover Jan 13, 2026, 12:24 PM

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raw moss Jan 13, 2026, 12:27 PM

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tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 12:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @remote bronze, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @lime creek, and @fallen gull
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@blissful goblet contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@lime creek used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @remote bronze alive. @remote bronze died.

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@long vine spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @nova plover. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried to attack @fallen gull with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@raw moss claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tranquil wyvern was morbidly interested.

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@blissful goblet was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @blissful goblet died.

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@nova plover summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @sweet fractal's life points directly. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @nova plover died.

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@lime creek invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@lime creek discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @lime creek died.

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@fallen gull used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@raw moss bragged to @tight niche about their combat skills. @tight niche didn't really know @raw moss and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@fallen gull threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@fallen gull tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @fallen gull died.

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@oak temple made fun of @raw moss for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @raw moss shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @tranquil wyvern found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@raw moss shot @tight niche with a Water Gun. @tight niche shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@tight niche suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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oak temple Jan 13, 2026, 12:37 PM

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nova plover Jan 13, 2026, 12:47 PM

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true wren Jan 13, 2026, 12:49 PM

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raw moss Jan 13, 2026, 1:09 PM

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modern plover Jan 13, 2026, 1:13 PM

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lofty sleet Jan 13, 2026, 1:13 PM

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lime creek Jan 13, 2026, 1:23 PM

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tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 1:28 PM

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brave shore Jan 13, 2026, 1:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@lofty sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @modern plover, @true wren, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, @brave shore, and @lime creek
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@modern plover fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @raw moss. @modern plover died.

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@nova plover placed chests all over the world except where @true wren was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @true wren died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @lofty sleet randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@lime creek shot @livid shuttle in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @livid shuttle died.

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@oak temple wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@tranquil wyvern bashed @lofty sleet in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@brave shore overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@raw moss cut through @nova plover with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @nova plover died.

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@lime creek tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@oak temple fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@lofty sleet invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @lofty sleet was mauled by wolves. @lofty sleet died.

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@oak temple discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @oak temple died.

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@lime creek shot a sand block at @tranquil wyvern with a Sandgun, but @tranquil wyvern managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@lime creek panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @lime creek died.

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@raw moss accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@tranquil wyvern was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @raw moss chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @brave shore's shattered corpse. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@tight niche found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren

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remote bronze Jan 13, 2026, 1:46 PM

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raw moss Jan 13, 2026, 1:50 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 13, 2026, 2:06 PM

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long vine Jan 13, 2026, 2:16 PM

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static trout Jan 13, 2026, 2:17 PM

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fallow thunder Jan 13, 2026, 2:18 PM

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tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 2:28 PM

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fiery belfry Jan 13, 2026, 2:29 PM

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brave shore Jan 13, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @remote bronze, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @brave shore, and @fallow thunder
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@fiery belfry somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@tight niche built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@blissful goblet was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @blissful goblet lived.

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@long vine saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@raw moss spun around in a full circle and shot @static trout with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @static trout died.

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@remote bronze thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @remote bronze's potions with Red Potions. @remote bronze died.

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@long vine tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @long vine died.

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@tight niche lulled @blissful goblet into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @blissful goblet died.

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@fallow thunder started rallying for goblin rights.

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@brave shore and @raw moss played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tranquil wyvern's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@raw moss boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@tight niche sang a song to try to impress @brave shore, @tranquil wyvern, and @fiery belfry. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@fallow thunder stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@fallow thunder was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @fallow thunder died.

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@tight niche squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@brave shore fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@tranquil wyvern likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @tranquil wyvern probably liked trains a bit too much. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Hey @fiery belfry, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Shotgun.

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@tight niche baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@brave shore tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @brave shore's mouth.

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@tight niche built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@raw moss forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @raw moss wasn't a Slime, @raw moss was endlessly beaten. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried to attack @brave shore with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tight niche to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@tight niche used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@brave shore did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@tight niche found @brave shore sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@tight niche brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @remote bronze
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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@blissful goblet, @long vine, and @carmine cairn raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@zenith root couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Bone Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @zenith root's heart and brain. @zenith root died.

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@zenith hound successfully snuck into @tranquil wyvern's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @zenith hound died.

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@crimson forge was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@tight niche dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @long vine, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@blissful goblet was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @blissful goblet died.

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@crimson forge started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @crimson forge soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @crimson forge died.

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@carmine cairn found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@raw moss was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @livid shuttle with its horns. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, and @carmine cairn formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @raw moss into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @raw moss with two Sniper Rifle shots. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @tranquil wyvern with unnecessary advice.

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@tight niche dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tight niche is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@tranquil wyvern spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@carmine cairn tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @carmine cairn extremely rich.

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@tranquil wyvern found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tight niche sharpened @tranquil wyvern's face at a Sharpening Station. @tranquil wyvern became the sharpest tool in the shed. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @tight niche's face off with its bare hands. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @zenith hound
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

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@steel sentinel headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@tranquil wyvern started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@raw moss ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@eager coyote curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @eager coyote in half. @eager coyote died.

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@raw moss fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @raw moss died.

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@half magnet, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @half magnet died.

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@peak yoke fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@oak temple tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @oak temple quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@proud lava blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @proud lava died.

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@steel sentinel became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@carmine cairn stole @tranquil wyvern's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @tranquil wyvern was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@covert wedge invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @covert wedge died.

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@oak temple accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@tranquil wyvern tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @tranquil wyvern then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @eager coyote

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @viscid orchid, @livid shuttle, and @nova plover
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@nova plover flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @half magnet. @half magnet died.

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@peak yoke was eaten by a tree. @peak yoke died.

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@blissful goblet wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@blissful goblet bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @blissful goblet was blown to smithereens. @blissful goblet died.

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@hardy patio went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @hardy patio died.

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@viscid orchid and @carmine cairn had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@steel sentinel used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@raw moss stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@viscid orchid tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @viscid orchid died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @tranquil wyvern is now bald.

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@livid shuttle carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @livid shuttle died.

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@nova plover boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @nova plover died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @steel sentinel wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@errant vine stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tranquil wyvern's brains. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @steel sentinel didn't know that.

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@carmine cairn disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @raw moss, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@steel sentinel snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Jan 13, 2026, 7:15 PM

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errant vine Jan 13, 2026, 7:17 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 13, 2026, 7:24 PM

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ashen spire Jan 13, 2026, 7:27 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @peak yoke, @ashen spire, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, and @hardy patio
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@ashen spire almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@peak yoke and @errant vine had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @sweet fractal sped up the process by stabbing @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@ashen spire forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @ashen spire died.

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@half magnet pointed a wooden wand at @subtle gorge and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @hardy patio.

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@hardy patio reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @half magnet in a Fish costume.

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@errant vine calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@raw moss asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @sweet fractal relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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After opening a present, @steel sentinel discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@half magnet used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @half magnet died.

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@errant vine took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @errant vine died.

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@steel sentinel stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @steel sentinel blinked first.

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@subtle gorge used a Laser Drill to literally bore @tranquil wyvern to death. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sweet fractal ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @sweet fractal's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @sweet fractal died.

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@hardy patio accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@steel sentinel tried to high-five @subtle gorge, but @subtle gorge went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@steel sentinel constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@hardy patio was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@subtle gorge and @hardy patio had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@steel sentinel overwhelmed @subtle gorge with a storm of flying bananas. @subtle gorge died.

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@hardy patio received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true pine Jan 13, 2026, 7:41 PM

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subtle gorge Jan 13, 2026, 8:04 PM

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raw moss Jan 13, 2026, 8:13 PM

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hardy patio Jan 13, 2026, 8:16 PM

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errant vine Jan 13, 2026, 8:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 8:17 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Jan 13, 2026, 8:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 8:29 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @true pine, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @hardy patio, and @oak temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @static trout died.

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@fresh dawn picked a fight with a goose. @fresh dawn died.

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@oak temple hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@true pine found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @subtle gorge, @steel sentinel, and @raw moss. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @raw moss died.

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@true pine challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @true pine died.

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@hardy patio saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@sweet fractal learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@oak temple tried to get @steel sentinel to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @oak temple died.

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@subtle gorge aimed a Last Prism beam at @errant vine, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@sweet fractal fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @sweet fractal died.

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@steel sentinel drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@carmine cairn was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@subtle gorge was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @subtle gorge died.

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@steel sentinel found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @errant vine, who was out swimming that day. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@steel sentinel wanted to start a band, and recruited @carmine cairn as their keyboard player. @carmine cairn showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@carmine cairn placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @true pine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh dawn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Jan 13, 2026, 8:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 8:48 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Jan 13, 2026, 8:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 8:52 PM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fresh dawn Jan 13, 2026, 9:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 9:10 PM

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@fresh dawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Jan 13, 2026, 9:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 9:11 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 13, 2026, 9:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 9:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Jan 13, 2026, 9:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 9:20 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Jan 13, 2026, 9:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 9:22 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Jan 13, 2026, 9:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 9:28 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Jan 13, 2026, 9:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 9:28 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

desert python Jan 13, 2026, 9:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 9:28 PM

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@desert python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 13, 2026, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 13, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @desert python, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @static trout died.

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@hardy patio hid from @steel sentinel by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@fresh dawn made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @fresh dawn died.

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@peak yoke received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @peak yoke died.

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@desert python threw @nova plover into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @desert python a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @nova plover died.

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@desert python dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @desert python died.

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@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tight niche tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.