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hearty oracle Jan 8, 2026, 1:00 AM

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next ravine Jan 8, 2026, 1:25 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @long vine, @peak yoke, @next ravine, @nova plover, @hearty oracle, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @jaunty heath
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@static trout wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @carmine cairn wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @static trout killed the Traveling Merchant first. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @next ravine laughed at them, not knowing that @brave shore was just a completionist.

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@next ravine's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @long vine and @jaunty heath's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @next ravine died.

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@nova plover got impaled by Mourning Wood. @nova plover died.

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@hearty oracle made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @hearty oracle died.

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@carmine cairn made up their own language and used it to threaten @near mortar, who simply scratched their head.

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@near mortar put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @near mortar died.

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@long vine tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@carmine cairn calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@jaunty heath created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @jaunty heath's artistic genius.

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@brave shore went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@brave shore used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@carmine cairn knocked furiously on @jaunty heath's door while holding an axe. @jaunty heath shouted, "Who's there?"

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@jaunty heath followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @jaunty heath died.

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@carmine cairn tried to throw a Solar Eruption at @brave shore before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@long vine hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @long vine died.

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@brave shore contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jaunty heath
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @next ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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brave shore Jan 8, 2026, 1:36 AM

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peak yoke Jan 8, 2026, 1:42 AM

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next ravine Jan 8, 2026, 1:43 AM

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jaunty heath Jan 8, 2026, 1:45 AM

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hearty oracle Jan 8, 2026, 1:51 AM

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near mortar Jan 8, 2026, 1:59 AM

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long vine Jan 8, 2026, 2:00 AM

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proud lava Jan 8, 2026, 2:01 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 8, 2026, 2:02 AM

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haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 2:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:12 AM

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half magnet Jan 8, 2026, 2:13 AM

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fervent inlet Jan 8, 2026, 2:16 AM

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sly thunder Jan 8, 2026, 2:26 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 2:29 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @half magnet, @long vine, @peak yoke, @fervent inlet, @blissful goblet, @next ravine, @proud lava, @haughty token, @sly thunder, @hearty oracle, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @jaunty heath
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@half magnet underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @half magnet died.

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@haughty token told @jaunty heath to bite the dust. In response, @jaunty heath took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@peak yoke drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@fervent inlet fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @fervent inlet died.

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@blissful goblet was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @brave shore caught them in time.

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@sly thunder got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@blissful goblet asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @proud lava, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @blissful goblet to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @blissful goblet died.

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@jaunty heath performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@hearty oracle asked @carmine cairn if they "knew the way". @carmine cairn didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@next ravine uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @next ravine died.

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@proud lava started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @proud lava suddenly didn't feel so good. @proud lava died.

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@sly thunder dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@near mortar started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@brave shore made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @brave shore rich and famous.

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@long vine drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@haughty token went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @haughty token died.

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@jaunty heath has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @jaunty heath woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@sly thunder found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@long vine killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@brave shore had a sleepover with @hearty oracle, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@carmine cairn tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @carmine cairn's mouth.

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@hearty oracle brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @hearty oracle died.

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@brave shore was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @brave shore died.

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@jaunty heath bought a Gatligator and fired it at @long vine for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @jaunty heath furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @near mortar found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @near mortar was trapped for all eternity. @near mortar died.

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@long vine recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @long vine concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@jaunty heath was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@jaunty heath's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @jaunty heath died.

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@long vine made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @long vine died.

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@sly thunder got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @sly thunder died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @sly thunder
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jaunty heath
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 8th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @next ravine

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brave shore Jan 8, 2026, 2:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 8, 2026, 2:43 AM

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nova plover Jan 8, 2026, 2:54 AM

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haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 2:54 AM

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jaunty heath Jan 8, 2026, 2:59 AM

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long vine Jan 8, 2026, 3:02 AM

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hasty carbon Jan 8, 2026, 3:04 AM

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glacial totem Jan 8, 2026, 3:10 AM

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static trout Jan 8, 2026, 3:12 AM

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raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 3:19 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @hasty carbon, @static trout, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @haughty token, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, @brave shore, and @jaunty heath
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@jaunty heath baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@glacial totem stopped a meteor from crushing @raw moss and @nova plover with their own body. @glacial totem died.

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@hasty carbon accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @brave shore was watching. @hasty carbon died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tranquil wyvern excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@livid shuttle couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@long vine wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @long vine died.

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@haughty token was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@brave shore came out of @haughty token's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@livid shuttle hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@nova plover listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @nova plover saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@raw moss put two forward slashes in front of @haughty token and commented them out of existence. @haughty token died.

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@livid shuttle asked @jaunty heath to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @static trout.

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@brave shore looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @jaunty heath wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@nova plover watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@nova plover used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@tranquil wyvern practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @static trout and @jaunty heath got their chainsaws ready.

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A monkey dramatically raised @nova plover up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @nova plover off said cliff. @nova plover died.

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@jaunty heath stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @jaunty heath died.

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@brave shore was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @raw moss's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@tranquil wyvern had the high ground, but @static trout just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @tranquil wyvern toppling to their doom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@static trout tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @static trout keeled over from a heart attack. @static trout died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @static trout
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @jaunty heath
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @hasty carbon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 3:38 AM

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static trout Jan 8, 2026, 3:38 AM

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jaunty heath Jan 8, 2026, 3:39 AM

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frosty roost Jan 8, 2026, 3:43 AM

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spring bluff Jan 8, 2026, 3:46 AM

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raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 4:06 AM

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half magnet Jan 8, 2026, 4:10 AM

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chrome mason Jan 8, 2026, 4:16 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 4:20 AM

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next hemlock Jan 8, 2026, 4:21 AM

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glossy heath Jan 8, 2026, 4:24 AM

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tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 4:28 AM

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true lynx Jan 8, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@chrome mason, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @true lynx, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @half magnet, @haughty token, @livid shuttle, @frosty roost, @glossy heath, @spring bluff, and @jaunty heath
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@static trout tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @raw moss's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @static trout died.

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@next hemlock opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@tight niche silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @chrome mason's back, which then integrated itself into @chrome mason's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@spring bluff spiced up @half magnet's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @half magnet died.

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@haughty token ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @haughty token died.

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@true lynx picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@glossy heath drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @frosty roost mopped @glossy heath up with a tissue. @glossy heath died.

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@spring bluff accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @spring bluff died.

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@frosty roost made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @jaunty heath joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @jaunty heath died.

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@carmine cairn splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @true lynx observed disapprovingly.

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@frosty roost got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @frosty roost died.

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@livid shuttle thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@chrome mason's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @chrome mason responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@chrome mason tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @chrome mason's mind right in front of their face. @chrome mason died.

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@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@true lynx accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @true lynx died.

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@livid shuttle crafted @next hemlock into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@raw moss held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@tight niche eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@livid shuttle accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@livid shuttle ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@raw moss ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche pointed a wooden wand at @carmine cairn and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@tight niche wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @tight niche's head. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome mason
100 points go to 8th place: @frosty roost
100 points go to 9th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 10th place: @spring bluff

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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chrome mason Jan 8, 2026, 4:39 AM

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raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 4:42 AM

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haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 4:43 AM

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static trout Jan 8, 2026, 4:46 AM

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oak temple Jan 8, 2026, 5:03 AM

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west hornet Jan 8, 2026, 5:16 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 5:20 AM

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brave shore Jan 8, 2026, 5:27 AM

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tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@west hornet, @glacial totem, @chrome mason, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @long vine, @half magnet, @oak temple, @haughty token, @hardy patio, @brave shore, and @spring bluff
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@carmine cairn and @hardy patio played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@west hornet fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @west hornet died.

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@half magnet gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @glacial totem, who was in the front row. @glacial totem died.

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@chrome mason dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @chrome mason died.

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@static trout dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @static trout died.

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@long vine merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@half magnet kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @brave shore had had enough, so they scooped @half magnet to death with an ice cream spoon. @half magnet died.

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@haughty token and @tight niche played catch with a Paladin. @haughty token accidentally fumbled a catch. @haughty token died.

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@next hemlock played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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While examining a strange emblem, @spring bluff accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @spring bluff died.

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@brave shore went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@raw moss tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@long vine constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@tight niche screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@hardy patio invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@carmine cairn decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@oak temple asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @oak temple died.

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@hardy patio challenged @tight niche to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tight niche's turn to win. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@brave shore worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@next hemlock overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@long vine was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@carmine cairn drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@next hemlock stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@brave shore tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@brave shore opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @brave shore's neck. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@raw moss was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @raw moss let them be.

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@raw moss became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@next hemlock boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@next hemlock realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @next hemlock died.

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@tight niche tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@carmine cairn let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@raw moss found the Last Prism. Then @long vine found another one, meaning that @raw moss's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@carmine cairn practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@long vine was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @long vine died.

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@tight niche carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @spring bluff
100 points go to 10th place: @haughty token

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Jan 8, 2026, 5:42 AM

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static trout Jan 8, 2026, 5:46 AM

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long vine Jan 8, 2026, 5:46 AM

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hardy patio Jan 8, 2026, 5:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 5:54 AM

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half magnet Jan 8, 2026, 5:55 AM

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raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 6:09 AM

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next hemlock Jan 8, 2026, 6:10 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 6:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:10 AM

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long vine Jan 8, 2026, 6:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:11 AM

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amber ermine Jan 8, 2026, 6:26 AM

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raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 6:28 AM

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tight niche bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:28 AM

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tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Jan 8, 2026, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:30 AM

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oak temple Jan 8, 2026, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @long vine, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @oak temple, @hardy patio, @nova plover, and @brave shore
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@amber ermine was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@half magnet and @nova plover relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@next hemlock felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tight niche took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@static trout declared that 64 was their favorite number. @oak temple wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @static trout by stabbing them 64 times. @static trout died.

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@long vine shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @long vine's face. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@raw moss flossed their teeth with @hardy patio's shoelaces.

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@half magnet was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @half magnet's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @half magnet died.

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@amber ermine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @amber ermine died.

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@nova plover couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Classy Cane to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @nova plover's heart and brain. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @carmine cairn decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@oak temple got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@next hemlock started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @next hemlock is still slurping that noodle.

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@brave shore discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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Out of boredom, @next hemlock used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@oak temple released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @oak temple, but it was very satisfying.

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@hardy patio found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @hardy patio died.

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@oak temple ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @oak temple said "thanks, you too." @oak temple died.

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@raw moss started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@raw moss walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @raw moss died.

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@next hemlock started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 6:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:40 AM

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brave shore Jan 8, 2026, 6:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:43 AM

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half magnet Jan 8, 2026, 6:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:47 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 8, 2026, 6:58 AM

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iron oar Jan 8, 2026, 7:07 AM

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half magnet Jan 8, 2026, 7:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:09 AM

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@half magnet, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

sullen hill Jan 8, 2026, 7:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:20 AM

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@sullen hill, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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errant socket Jan 8, 2026, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:30 AM

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@errant socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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raw hatch Jan 8, 2026, 7:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:32 AM

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oak flicker Jan 8, 2026, 8:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:23 AM

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steel sentinel Jan 8, 2026, 8:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:28 AM

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long vine Jan 8, 2026, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:29 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Jan 8, 2026, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:30 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

unique prism Jan 8, 2026, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:30 AM

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@unique prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@oak flicker, @unique prism, @tight niche, @raw moss, @errant socket, @raw hatch, @iron oar, @long vine, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @sullen hill, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@errant socket was dunked on by @blissful goblet. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@half magnet trapped @iron oar in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @iron oar managed to escape regardless.

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@brave shore tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @brave shore decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @oak flicker into fertilizer. @oak flicker died.

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@livid shuttle threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @tight niche would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @tight niche died.

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@amber ermine stole @sullen hill's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @sullen hill was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@errant socket was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @errant socket died.

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@raw hatch used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @raw hatch died.

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@raw moss captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@iron oar flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @iron oar died.

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@long vine was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @long vine died.

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@unique prism built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@livid shuttle tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@half magnet found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@brave shore tried attacking @sullen hill, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@half magnet iwwegawy owoed to @raw moss and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @half magnet died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @blissful goblet started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@unique prism couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@amber ermine accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@blissful goblet started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @blissful goblet died.

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@sullen hill was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @sullen hill died.

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@livid shuttle was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @steel sentinel, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@unique prism was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@unique prism started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @unique prism soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @unique prism died.

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@raw moss modified @brave shore's Copper Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @brave shore was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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While sitting on a bench together with @steel sentinel, @raw moss leaned away and farted.

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@raw moss overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@steel sentinel went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @steel sentinel's canvas.

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@raw moss was furious at @steel sentinel for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @raw moss's special someone!

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@steel sentinel compressed @raw moss until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @unique prism
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @sullen hill
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Jan 8, 2026, 8:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:40 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 8:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 8:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:46 AM

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@haughty token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unique prism Jan 8, 2026, 8:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:47 AM

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@unique prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 8, 2026, 8:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:52 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak flicker Jan 8, 2026, 8:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:54 AM

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@oak flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

blissful goblet Jan 8, 2026, 8:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:57 AM

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@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Jan 8, 2026, 9:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:10 AM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Jan 8, 2026, 9:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:12 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 8, 2026, 9:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:19 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@oak flicker, @unique prism, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @oak temple, @haughty token, @steel sentinel, and @hardy patio
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@steel sentinel became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@amber ermine discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to start a band, and recruited @oak temple as their keyboard player. @oak temple showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@unique prism hosted a spelling bee! @oak flicker had to spell "cat". @hardy patio had to spell "rain". @long vine had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@raw moss wrote @oak flicker's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @oak flicker died.

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@steel sentinel tried to high-five @long vine, but @long vine went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@amber ermine sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @amber ermine died.

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@hardy patio planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@raw moss tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @blissful goblet's head instead. @blissful goblet died.

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@oak temple tried to set up a campfire, but @unique prism drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@long vine was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@hardy patio climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @steel sentinel and @raw moss.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@oak temple began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@unique prism walked up to @haughty token and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @unique prism, that kills people! @haughty token died.

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@hardy patio tickled @tranquil wyvern from behind while they were busy sharpening their Enchanted Sword. @hardy patio died.

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@oak temple suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@unique prism ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@raw moss walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@unique prism tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @unique prism died.

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@oak temple got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @oak temple died.

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@long vine used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@raw moss took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@steel sentinel got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@raw moss tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@tranquil wyvern put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @long vine died.

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@raw moss was vehicularly manslaughtered by @steel sentinel's minecart. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @unique prism
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 13 players remaining.
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@raw moss, @haughty token, and @brave shore worked on a group project, but it looked like @raw moss was doing most of the work.

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@sweet fractal purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@tight niche had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @tight niche's skull. @tight niche died.

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@oak temple decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @oak temple died.

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The sun burnt @tranquil wyvern into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@real gale accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@long vine fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @brave shore ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@haughty token and @steel sentinel were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @haughty token, but left @steel sentinel alone because they smelled funny. @haughty token died.

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@unique prism tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@unique prism's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @unique prism died.

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@sweet fractal tried to confess their love to @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@real gale and @raw moss spotted a Book of Skulls on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@hardy patio murdered @tranquil wyvern by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @hardy patio died.

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@sweet fractal tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@real gale received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @real gale died.

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@sweet fractal equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @sweet fractal died.

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@brave shore picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss swung a White Phaseblade at @steel sentinel, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@steel sentinel tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@raw moss jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @unique prism
100 points go to 9th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 13 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @unique prism, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @kindred quest, @real gale, @sour sinew, @steel sentinel, and @hardy patio
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@kindred quest found some soup in their fly.

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@real gale put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@raw moss tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @oak temple and @sour sinew, who did not approve of gambling.

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@tight niche threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@eager coyote thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@steel sentinel claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @amber ermine was morbidly interested.

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@unique prism aimed a Last Prism beam at @tranquil wyvern, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@eager coyote threatened @blissful goblet with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @blissful goblet informed @eager coyote as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @eager coyote died.

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@tranquil wyvern warned @tight niche not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tight niche trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@unique prism successfully snuck into @real gale's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @unique prism died.

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@amber ermine took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @amber ermine died.

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@blissful goblet accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @blissful goblet died.

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@kindred quest invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@steel sentinel made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@sour sinew tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @sour sinew died.

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@real gale invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@tranquil wyvern farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@hardy patio was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @hardy patio died.

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@kindred quest jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @kindred quest died.

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@raw moss filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@raw moss literally impeached @oak temple by squashing them under a giant peach. @oak temple died.

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@real gale tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @real gale died.

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@tight niche's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@steel sentinel played Frisbee with @tranquil wyvern using a Light Disc, but @tranquil wyvern unfortunately didn't have five hands. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@raw moss went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@tight niche neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @kindred quest
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @sour sinew
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

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There are 11 players remaining.
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@iron oar tried to kill @next ravine, but failed to ask for consent.

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@eager coyote brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @eager coyote died.

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@static trout tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @static trout died.

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@steel sentinel was briefly jumpscared by @raw hatch wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@oak temple consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@raw hatch decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @raw hatch died.

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@iron oar tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @iron oar died.

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@steel sentinel flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@raw moss theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@tight niche was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@haughty token suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@oak temple invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @next ravine, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @next ravine died.

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@haughty token put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @haughty token died.

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@oak temple started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@raw moss shot @oak temple to death with a finger gun. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@tight niche told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @steel sentinel and @raw moss.

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@tight niche tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel bashed @raw moss in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@steel sentinel's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 7th place: @next ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @iron oar
100 points go to 9th place: @raw hatch
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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long vine Jan 8, 2026, 12:39 PM

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raw hatch Jan 8, 2026, 12:40 PM

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haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 12:41 PM

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raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 12:43 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 8, 2026, 1:09 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 8, 2026, 1:11 PM

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tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 1:25 PM

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near mortar Jan 8, 2026, 1:32 PM

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nova plover Jan 8, 2026, 1:34 PM

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tender helm Jan 8, 2026, 1:42 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 8, 2026, 1:43 PM

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haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 1:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 1:57 PM

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@haughty token, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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fallow thunder Jan 8, 2026, 2:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:01 PM

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amber ermine Jan 8, 2026, 2:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:09 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 2:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:15 PM

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stable scarab Jan 8, 2026, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:27 PM

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oak temple Jan 8, 2026, 2:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:28 PM

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@oak temple, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @carmine cairn, @tender helm, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @raw hatch, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @haughty token, @steel sentinel, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, @fallow thunder, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine sacrificed @tender helm by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @tender helm died.

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@fallow thunder started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@blissful goblet drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@steel sentinel went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @steel sentinel's fault.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @oak temple is approaching @tranquil wyvern!

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@raw moss used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @raw moss died.

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@haughty token, @nova plover, and @long vine formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@raw hatch was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @raw hatch died.

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@near mortar wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@tight niche equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@haughty token started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@long vine encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@amber ermine was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @amber ermine died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@blissful goblet took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @blissful goblet died.

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@haughty token spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @haughty token still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @haughty token died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@nova plover discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @nova plover died.

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@livid shuttle hadn't seen @near mortar in a long time, and missed them. @near mortar aimed a Sniper Rifle at @livid shuttle from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @fallow thunder forced them to put in some more effort.

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@fallow thunder's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @fallow thunder died.

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@tight niche and @near mortar played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @tight niche was the chicken. @near mortar died.

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@stable scarab found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@tranquil wyvern sang a song to try to impress @steel sentinel, @stable scarab, and @tight niche. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@oak temple was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@carmine cairn wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@tight niche hid from @stable scarab by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@stable scarab tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @stable scarab died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Tactical Shotgun. Obviously, this failed.

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@tranquil wyvern was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @tranquil wyvern tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@steel sentinel placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Venus Magnum.

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@steel sentinel realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @stable scarab
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

nova plover Jan 8, 2026, 2:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:40 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Jan 8, 2026, 2:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:40 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak flicker Jan 8, 2026, 2:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:46 PM

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@oak flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 8, 2026, 2:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:48 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 2:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:52 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 2:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 2:56 PM

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@haughty token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 3:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:16 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

severe fable Jan 8, 2026, 3:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:18 PM

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@severe fable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Jan 8, 2026, 3:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:18 PM

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crimson forge Jan 8, 2026, 3:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:28 PM

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@crimson forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 3:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hard scaffold Jan 8, 2026, 3:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:29 PM

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@hard scaffold, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@oak flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @hard scaffold, @haughty token, @crimson forge, @severe fable, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@raw moss managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@crimson forge took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @oak flicker. @oak flicker died.

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@nova plover brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@tight niche dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @haughty token fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@hard scaffold befriended @livid shuttle by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@near mortar invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@steel sentinel set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@severe fable claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@carmine cairn shot @haughty token in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @haughty token died.

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@crimson forge went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @nova plover had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @crimson forge died.

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@tight niche told @severe fable a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @severe fable died.

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@steel sentinel opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@near mortar got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@livid shuttle was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @livid shuttle died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @raw moss being mercilessly tickled by @tranquil wyvern.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @hard scaffold tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@near mortar obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@steel sentinel patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tight niche in disguise.

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@nova plover took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @nova plover died.

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@near mortar pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @near mortar died.

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@hard scaffold walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @hard scaffold died.

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@tranquil wyvern hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel talked with @carmine cairn about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@raw moss explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@carmine cairn swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel modified @raw moss's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @raw moss was never seen again. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hard scaffold
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @severe fable

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

nova plover Jan 8, 2026, 3:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:38 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 3:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

severe fable Jan 8, 2026, 3:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:46 PM

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@severe fable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 3:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:47 PM

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@haughty token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

crimson forge Jan 8, 2026, 3:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:47 PM

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@crimson forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 8, 2026, 3:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:48 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Jan 8, 2026, 3:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:50 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Jan 8, 2026, 3:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:52 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 8, 2026, 3:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 3:53 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Jan 8, 2026, 4:00 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 4:00 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak flicker Jan 8, 2026, 4:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 4:04 PM

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@oak flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 4:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 4:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sullen hill Jan 8, 2026, 4:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 4:28 PM

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@sullen hill, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Jan 8, 2026, 4:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 4:29 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 4:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 4:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@oak flicker, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @haughty token, @sullen hill, @crimson forge, @severe fable, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@oak flicker saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @oak flicker died.

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@crimson forge tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@amber ermine summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @amber ermine died.

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@haughty token went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @haughty token died.

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@tight niche damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@sullen hill tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@sullen hill stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @sullen hill died.

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@crimson forge tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @crimson forge died.

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@livid shuttle cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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A Martian Probe spotted @carmine cairn, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @carmine cairn was too boring.

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@severe fable was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @severe fable died.

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@livid shuttle managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @livid shuttle found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @nova plover. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @jolly swift. @brave shore died.

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@oak temple used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@tight niche wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@steel sentinel stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @steel sentinel's ego received a small boost.

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@carmine cairn tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @carmine cairn is now bald.

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@jolly swift equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @oak temple into approaching. @jolly swift then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @oak temple with two Sniper Rifle shots. @oak temple died.

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@jolly swift hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn complained to @raw moss that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@tight niche opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@steel sentinel threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @steel sentinel unlocked the power of flight!

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@carmine cairn tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@carmine cairn stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@raw moss multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tight niche stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @steel sentinel's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

oak temple Jan 8, 2026, 4:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 4:39 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak flicker Jan 8, 2026, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 4:40 PM

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@oak flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 5:00 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 5:00 PM

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@haughty token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Jan 8, 2026, 5:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 5:09 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Jan 8, 2026, 5:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 5:15 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

eager coyote Jan 8, 2026, 5:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 5:15 PM

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@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 5:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 5:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 5:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

astral glacier Jan 8, 2026, 5:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 5:30 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

north jacinth Jan 8, 2026, 5:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 5:58 PM

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@north jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 8, 2026, 6:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:24 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@oak flicker, @north jacinth, @eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @oak temple, @amber ermine, @haughty token, @astral glacier, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@oak flicker embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @oak flicker tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @oak flicker died.

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@north jacinth received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @north jacinth died.

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@eager coyote vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @eager coyote died.

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@amber ermine disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@nova plover tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@astral glacier activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@oak temple hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @oak temple could pull it to shore.

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@brave shore tried to assassinate @haughty token, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@oak temple crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@tight niche summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @amber ermine's life points directly. @amber ermine died.

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@astral glacier trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@carmine cairn wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@brave shore, @nova plover, and @livid shuttle formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@nova plover found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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While riding on minecart rails, @haughty token accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @haughty token died.

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@nova plover gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @nova plover died.

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@livid shuttle thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @livid shuttle died.

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The Nurse told @oak temple they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @oak temple died.

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@carmine cairn was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@tight niche searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@carmine cairn stole @brave shore's lemons. @brave shore got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@astral glacier wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@astral glacier was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@tight niche spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@brave shore used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tight niche tested this theory on @brave shore, who bounced, and ended up being right. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @eager coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

amber ermine Jan 8, 2026, 6:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:39 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 8, 2026, 6:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

north jacinth Jan 8, 2026, 6:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 6:57 PM

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@north jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

eager coyote Jan 8, 2026, 7:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:11 PM

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@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 8, 2026, 7:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:16 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 7:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:21 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 7:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:22 PM

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@haughty token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Jan 8, 2026, 7:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:23 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak flicker Jan 8, 2026, 7:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:24 PM

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@oak flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@oak flicker, @carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @north jacinth, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, and @haughty token
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@north jacinth's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @north jacinth! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@tight niche was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@raw moss yelled, "Duck!" @oak flicker excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @oak flicker died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@raw moss woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @raw moss died.

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@eager coyote traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@amber ermine swung a Terra Blade at @carmine cairn and missed. However, @carmine cairn acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @amber ermine to receive a yellow card.

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@tight niche thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @north jacinth thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@eager coyote was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@haughty token and @oak temple had a very merry unbirthday party together. @tight niche found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.