epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @sullen hill, @gray sky, and @jaunty heath
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@blissful goblet aimed a spinning toy at @half magnet, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@raw moss told @carmine cairn that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @carmine cairn vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

Poor @next hemlock. @next hemlock keeps getting pinged over and over again. @next hemlock is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @next hemlock. @next hemlock. @next hemlock.

@static trout tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@jaunty heath took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tranquil wyvern's Rod of Discord.

@gray sky drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

@peak yoke summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@sullen hill took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@static trout practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @static trout died.

@peak yoke activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @peak yoke died.

@next hemlock was tired of @blissful goblet constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @blissful goblet's front yard. @blissful goblet died.

@jaunty heath started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@tranquil wyvern paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@gray sky put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @gray sky whole. @gray sky died.

@jaunty heath had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @jaunty heath died.

@tight niche watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

@tranquil wyvern was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@sullen hill lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @sullen hill died.

@next hemlock begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@half magnet played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @half magnet. @half magnet died.

@raw moss was cornered by @tight niche, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@next hemlock wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@carmine cairn somehow convinced @tranquil wyvern that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @tranquil wyvern died.

@next hemlock declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @next hemlock's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

@carmine cairn and @tight niche had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @raw moss sped up the process by stabbing @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

@next hemlock went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @next hemlock died.

@tight niche looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@raw moss felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

@tight niche created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @raw moss got too close while watching. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @sullen hill
100 points go to 8th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[half magnet]

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[oak temple]

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[blissful goblet]

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[jaunty heath]

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[next hemlock]

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[static trout]

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[sullen hill]

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[carmine cairn]

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[proud lava]

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[amber ermine]

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[half magnet]

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[eager coyote]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @next hemlock, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @proud lava, @oak temple, @sullen hill, @livid shuttle, and @jaunty heath
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@amber ermine comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@static trout built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@static trout fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @static trout died.

@amber ermine drank sand for 10 hours. @amber ermine died.

@proud lava tried to strike @carmine cairn down, but @carmine cairn instead became more powerful than @proud lava could possibly imagine.

@half magnet built a floating city and named it "England".

@blissful goblet's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @blissful goblet to notice them. @blissful goblet died.

@proud lava gave @eager coyote a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @eager coyote gave @proud lava a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @proud lava died.

@oak temple started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @oak temple died.

@jaunty heath told @eager coyote a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

@half magnet found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

@next hemlock started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

@sullen hill tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @sullen hill died.

@livid shuttle thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @livid shuttle died.

Santa Claus asked @carmine cairn what they wanted for Christmas. @carmine cairn replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@tight niche saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @jaunty heath instead. @jaunty heath died.

@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@eager coyote donated all of their organs to those in need. @eager coyote died.

@half magnet tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

@half magnet wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @half magnet died.

@tight niche ran out of bullets while fighting @next hemlock, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @next hemlock died.

@tight niche placed chests all over the world except where @carmine cairn was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @half magnet
150 points go to 5th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 6th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @sullen hill
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[half magnet]

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[raw moss]

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[jaunty heath]

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[gray sky]

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[tropic yoke]

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[long vine]

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[half magnet]

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[amber ermine]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[vital current]

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[half magnet]

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[near mortar]

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[unreal moat]

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[half magnet]

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[glass vine]

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[mint junco]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @long vine, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @vital current, @glass vine, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @mint junco, @tropic yoke, @near mortar, and @jaunty heath
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@half magnet found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@unreal moat broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @unreal moat died.

@long vine drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @long vine died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @amber ermine is now goo. @amber ermine died.

@jaunty heath was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

@raw moss found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

@vital current activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @vital current died.

@glass vine realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @glass vine died.

@gray sky was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @gray sky died.

@tight niche’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@livid shuttle was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @livid shuttle died.

@near mortar was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@brave shore sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @brave shore died.

@jaunty heath heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@tropic yoke drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @tropic yoke died.

@tight niche made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@mint junco and @jaunty heath cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @jaunty heath, because @mint junco was wearing Frost armor.

@half magnet held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@tight niche and @raw moss had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

Thanks to @near mortar's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @jaunty heath's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @near mortar died.

@raw moss went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

@jaunty heath got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @jaunty heath died.

@mint junco joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @mint junco died.

@tight niche thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@half magnet made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@half magnet fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @half magnet died.

While out exploring a cave with a torch, @tight niche farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @half magnet
150 points go to 4th place: @mint junco
150 points go to 5th place: @jaunty heath
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @tropic yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

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[fervent inlet]

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[west hornet]

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[amber ermine]

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[brave shore]

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[nova plover]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[long vine]

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[tight niche]

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[gleaming grove]

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[near mortar]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@west hornet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fervent inlet, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@near mortar built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

While streaming a fitness game, @livid shuttle accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@raw moss watched @west hornet go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @west hornet was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@long vine tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

@nova plover refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@west hornet was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @west hornet died.

@amber ermine summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@fervent inlet got tired of @amber ermine trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @amber ermine at a Sawmill. @amber ermine died.

@fervent inlet skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @fervent inlet died.

@nova plover stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @nova plover died.

@raw moss used a Medusa Head on @livid shuttle and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @livid shuttle died.

@near mortar picked a fight with a goose. @near mortar died.

@tight niche took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

@long vine disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @tranquil wyvern, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

@tight niche fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

@long vine tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @long vine died.

@raw moss started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@brave shore found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@tight niche offered to add a gold trim to @raw moss's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

@brave shore used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @brave shore died.

@tight niche got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @fervent inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tranquil wyvern]

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[amber ermine]

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[gray sky]

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[long vine]

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[true wren]

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[round knot]

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[near mortar]

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[gleaming grove]

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[zenith root]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tight niche]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @round knot, @true wren, @gray sky, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine, @tight niche, and @gray sky raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@near mortar visited @round knot, but no one was home. @near mortar felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@long vine found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@zenith root gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @zenith root died.

@amber ermine read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @amber ermine died.

@round knot got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @round knot, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @round knot died.

@gray sky found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @gray sky died.

@near mortar was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @near mortar died.

@long vine ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@raw moss fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@tight niche flexed so hard on @true wren that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @true wren died.

@tranquil wyvern was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @tight niche die

@raw moss started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

Congratulations, @long vine! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @long vine died.

@tight niche forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @round knot
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[round knot]

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[iron oar]

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[jaunty notch]

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[gray sky]

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[long vine]

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[fiery belfry]

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[round knot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@round knot, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @oak temple, @iron oar, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @round knot, @gray sky, @jaunty notch, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @raw moss died.

@fiery belfry pointed a Shotgun at @jaunty notch and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @fiery belfry looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @fiery belfry died.

@blissful goblet and @amber ermine huddled around @round knot to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @round knot's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@amber ermine climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @amber ermine died.

@iron oar "borrowed" @brave shore's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @brave shore's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @iron oar could return it.

A zombie snuck up on @round knot and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @round knot died.

@long vine walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@jaunty notch used a Laser Drill to literally bore @gray sky to death. @gray sky died.

@oak temple made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @oak temple died.

@blissful goblet had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@blissful goblet cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @blissful goblet's heart! @blissful goblet died.

@iron oar panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @iron oar died.

@tight niche joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@jaunty notch went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @jaunty notch died.

@tight niche started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@brave shore drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @long vine would soon die a gruesome death. @long vine ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@tranquil wyvern was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche spoke softly to @long vine while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @long vine died.

@brave shore decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jaunty notch
150 points go to 6th place: @iron oar
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @round knot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jaunty notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jaunty notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron oar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron oar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[south escarp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@south escarp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[round knot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@round knot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tropic yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tropic yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @iron oar, @long vine, @amber ermine, @round knot, @true wren, @jaunty notch, @livid shuttle, @south escarp, and @tropic yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss played rock-paper-scissors with @oak temple. @raw moss played paper. @oak temple played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @raw moss was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @raw moss died.

@iron oar stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

@livid shuttle blew @oak temple to bits using an exploding bed. @oak temple died.

@tight niche found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@long vine tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@amber ermine did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @jaunty notch, who happened to be passing by.

@south escarp donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@amber ermine accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @amber ermine died.

Someone let the dogs out! @round knot tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @round knot died.

@true wren tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @true wren died.

@tight niche tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

@jaunty notch used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@long vine found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

All that glitters is not gold. @iron oar disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@tropic yoke struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@tropic yoke wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

@iron oar searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

@livid shuttle's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @livid shuttle died.

@tight niche had @south escarp lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @south escarp, this wasn't a magic show. @south escarp died.

@long vine was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @long vine dried.

A mysterious stranger gave @tropic yoke a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @iron oar with it. However, @tropic yoke clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @tropic yoke died.

@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@jaunty notch found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@long vine jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@iron oar and @jaunty notch were having a nice picnic on the beach when @tight niche stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@long vine started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@long vine took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@jaunty notch touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@iron oar was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @iron oar died.

@jaunty notch was walked on by a Martian Walker. @jaunty notch died.

While exploring a swamp, @tight niche caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@long vine cornered @tight niche at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tight niche started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@long vine briefly considered proposing marriage to @tight niche, but married a bee instead.

@long vine found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @long vine was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@tight niche won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@long vine was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@tight niche did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jaunty notch
150 points go to 4th place: @iron oar
150 points go to 5th place: @tropic yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @south escarp
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @round knot
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[severe fable]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@severe fable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jaunty heath]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jaunty heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[round knot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@round knot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @zenith root, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @round knot, @severe fable, @gray sky, @near mortar, and @jaunty heath
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@zenith root was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @raw moss stopped them in time.

@tranquil wyvern told @eager coyote to step off their carpet, which they did. @tranquil wyvern proceeded to murder @eager coyote, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @eager coyote died.

@amber ermine took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

@fiery belfry took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @fiery belfry died.

@near mortar spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@tight niche beat @amber ermine into a pulp with a stale baguette. @amber ermine died.

@round knot was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @round knot died.

@long vine tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@zenith root wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@long vine and @raw moss were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@severe fable was looking kind of dumb after @near mortar's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @severe fable died.

@gray sky got burninated by Tim. @gray sky died.

@near mortar hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @near mortar died.

@long vine broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@jaunty heath made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@tranquil wyvern wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@tight niche dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@jaunty heath shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @jaunty heath's head. @jaunty heath died.

@raw moss hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@raw moss fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @zenith root and @long vine to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@tight niche was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@tranquil wyvern sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

@zenith root challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @zenith root died.

@tranquil wyvern wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@tight niche spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

@long vine was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @long vine died.

@tight niche spun around in a full circle and shot @tranquil wyvern with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@tight niche verbally roasted @raw moss so hard that they burst into flames. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 6th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 10th place: @round knot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallow thunder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fallow thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[round knot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@round knot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[radiant pond]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@radiant pond, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jaunty notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jaunty notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tawdry sedge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tawdry sedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!Register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[south escarp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@south escarp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager coyote, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sweet fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

@eager coyote, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @eager coyote died.

The fighting has stopped!

There are 20 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @round knot, @radiant pond, @true wren, @tawdry sedge, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @jaunty notch, @livid shuttle, @south escarp, @brave shore, @fallow thunder, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@radiant pond spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@raw moss was stalking @tawdry sedge's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @raw moss died.

@long vine was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@blissful goblet tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@brave shore used their Light's Bane to lop off @fiery belfry's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @brave shore invented golf. @fiery belfry died.

@tranquil wyvern visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tranquil wyvern thought her hands were more interesting.

@true wren tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @livid shuttle, but it refused to listen because @true wren didn't have enough badges.

@oak temple went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@south escarp wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@round knot drank a Molotov Cocktail. @round knot died.

@fallow thunder was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@jaunty notch distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@gray sky and @near mortar got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @carmine cairn spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@radiant pond will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@tawdry sedge ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @tawdry sedge died.

@sweet fractal gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @sweet fractal died.

@gray sky was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @gray sky died.

@jaunty notch heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @jaunty notch died.

@livid shuttle was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @livid shuttle died.

@oak temple found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@south escarp decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @long vine was the bartender, @fallow thunder was the DJ, and @south escarp was the pinata. @south escarp died.

@tight niche found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

@blissful goblet paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Boomstick.

@long vine opened the front door and saw @true wren trying to murder the Guide. @long vine slowly closed the door and walked away.

@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Amber Staff.

@tranquil wyvern teleported behind @fallow thunder using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @fallow thunder died.

@tight niche played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@brave shore donned a Martian costume and chased @near mortar in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @near mortar died.

After @oak temple went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @oak temple died.

@blissful goblet tried to attack @long vine by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @blissful goblet died.

Several players decided to form a band. @tight niche was the trumpet, @carmine cairn was the clarinetist, @tranquil wyvern was the drummer, and @true wren was the drum. @true wren died.

@brave shore gave @long vine Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @tranquil wyvern was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @tranquil wyvern died.

@radiant pond accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @radiant pond allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@carmine cairn relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@brave shore escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@carmine cairn found @radiant pond sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@tight niche was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @radiant pond with its horns. @radiant pond died.

@tight niche was playing hide and seek with @carmine cairn and @brave shore, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @tight niche died.

@brave shore tried to kill @carmine cairn with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

@carmine cairn sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

@brave shore defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @radiant pond
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[radiant pond]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@radiant pond, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jaunty heath]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jaunty heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[slender meteor]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@slender meteor, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[astral glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @tight niche, @slender meteor, @oak temple, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @radiant pond, @true wren, @astral glacier, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, @near mortar, and @jaunty heath
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @eager coyote insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @eager coyote, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @eager coyote died.

@gray sky built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @slender meteor was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @slender meteor died.

@livid shuttle killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@oak temple distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@tranquil wyvern teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@true wren started rallying for goblin rights.

@near mortar and @carmine cairn built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@radiant pond realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@long vine used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @long vine died.

@tight niche tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@true wren was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @true wren died.

@tranquil wyvern found a room full of Bunny Banners in @gray sky's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @gray sky. @gray sky died.

@blissful goblet wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@livid shuttle lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @livid shuttle died.

@radiant pond found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

@astral glacier tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@nova plover rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @nova plover died.

@near mortar summoned a solar eclipse while @blissful goblet was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @near mortar died.

@carmine cairn found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@jaunty heath reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @jaunty heath died.

@oak temple was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @oak temple died.

@tranquil wyvern tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@radiant pond dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@blissful goblet huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @astral glacier also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@blissful goblet tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @blissful goblet died.

@tight niche found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tight niche pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

@tranquil wyvern lulled @astral glacier into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @astral glacier died.

@radiant pond tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @radiant pond died.

@tight niche chased @tranquil wyvern with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

@tight niche wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @radiant pond
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jaunty heath]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jaunty heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[south escarp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@south escarp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[glass vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[short smelt]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@short smelt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @short smelt, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @glass vine, @true wren, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @nova plover, @brave shore, @south escarp, @near mortar, and @jaunty heath
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @carmine cairn died.

@tranquil wyvern and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @blissful goblet tattled on them.

@oak temple's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @oak temple died.

@brave shore followed @short smelt into the jungle. @brave shore started looking left, right and center for @short smelt, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@blissful goblet took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @blissful goblet died.

@glass vine asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @glass vine died.

@gray sky pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @gray sky died.

@jaunty heath was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@true wren called @nova plover a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @nova plover died.

@south escarp picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @south escarp died.

@near mortar and @tranquil wyvern decided to play catch with a Copper Shortsword. @near mortar missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @near mortar died.

@jaunty heath tried to launch a poison dart frog at @steel sentinel through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @jaunty heath has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @jaunty heath died.

@short smelt tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@tight niche, @brave shore and @short smelt played hot potato with a grenade. @short smelt forgot to pass it on. @short smelt died.

@true wren solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@tranquil wyvern baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @tranquil wyvern died.

@true wren was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @true wren died.

@brave shore performed open heart surgery on @tight niche, even though @tight niche never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tight niche died.

@steel sentinel used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

@brave shore just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

@brave shore tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@brave shore tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @short smelt
100 points go to 7th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @south escarp
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[astral glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @tight niche, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @astral glacier, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@astral glacier broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

A strange device attached itself to @eager coyote's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @eager coyote died.

@brave shore's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @brave shore sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@blissful goblet flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @blissful goblet's face off with its bare hands. @blissful goblet died.

@oak temple found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@livid shuttle was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn, @tight niche, and @oak temple made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@brave shore couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@tranquil wyvern spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@oak temple went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @oak temple died.

After eating supper together, @steel sentinel betrayed @tight niche in exchange for 30 silver coins. @tight niche died.

@astral glacier went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@brave shore felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@brave shore felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @astral glacier setting explosives beneath them. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn ran with scissors. @carmine cairn died.

@astral glacier asked @steel sentinel to give them a hand, so @steel sentinel chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@steel sentinel equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@astral glacier invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@astral glacier tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @astral glacier died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @eager coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sweet fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jaunty heath]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jaunty heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[frosty roost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@frosty roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[astral glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @tight niche, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @astral glacier, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @frosty roost, and @jaunty heath
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@eager coyote challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @eager coyote died.

@tight niche woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@oak temple read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @oak temple died.

@sweet fractal made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@jaunty heath obscured @astral glacier's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @astral glacier escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

While playing at the beach, @tranquil wyvern buried @frosty roost in the sand. It took @frosty roost several hours to dig themselves back out.

@carmine cairn took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@sweet fractal spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @sweet fractal died.

@frosty roost called @steel sentinel on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @frosty roost died.

@jaunty heath kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @jaunty heath red. @jaunty heath died.

@tight niche ripped @tranquil wyvern's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @astral glacier's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@steel sentinel watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@tight niche got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @tight niche died.

@steel sentinel was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @astral glacier tried putting @steel sentinel back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @steel sentinel died.

@astral glacier tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @astral glacier died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 7th place: @frosty roost
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @eager coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[frosty roost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@frosty roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fair geyser]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fair geyser, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sweet fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[astral glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @static trout, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @astral glacier, @sweet fractal, @fair geyser, and @frosty roost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@astral glacier recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@static trout got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @static trout died.

@raw moss thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @raw moss died.

@proud lava saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @proud lava died.

@fair geyser went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @fair geyser died.

After partying all night, @frosty roost was shot by @carmine cairn in a swimming pool. @frosty roost died.

@tranquil wyvern popped @eager coyote by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @eager coyote died.

@sweet fractal got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

@sweet fractal was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @sweet fractal died.

@carmine cairn watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@carmine cairn started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@steel sentinel chased @tranquil wyvern with their Keybrand. @tranquil wyvern tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @steel sentinel. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @carmine cairn died.

@astral glacier was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

@steel sentinel and @astral glacier had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@astral glacier used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @astral glacier. @astral glacier died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @eager coyote
100 points go to 7th place: @frosty roost
100 points go to 8th place: @fair geyser
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sweet fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[frosty roost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@frosty roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[trail belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@trail belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[eager coyote]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[astral glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[idle pike]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jaunty heath]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jaunty heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sullen hill]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sullen hill, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[frosty roost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@frosty roost, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak flicker]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fervent inlet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fervent inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@oak flicker, @eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fervent inlet, @blissful goblet, @proud lava, @astral glacier, @sullen hill, @sweet fractal, @frosty roost, @idle pike, @trail belfry, and @jaunty heath
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud lava and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @sweet fractal was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@trail belfry started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @raw moss and @carmine cairn.

@oak flicker summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@astral glacier messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

@oak flicker boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @oak flicker died.

@blissful goblet's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Adamantite Sword was nice and clean, but their Copper Bow's string broke, and their Vilethorn cracked into too many pieces to count.

@idle pike sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @sullen hill over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

@fervent inlet pranked @jaunty heath by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@eager coyote was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@sweet fractal felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@eager coyote turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @eager coyote died.

@proud lava watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

@raw moss and @astral glacier were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@frosty roost fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@idle pike somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @idle pike's chests for the rest of its life.

@jaunty heath sharpened @fervent inlet's face at a Sharpening Station. @fervent inlet became the sharpest tool in the shed. @fervent inlet died.

@blissful goblet and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @blissful goblet's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@carmine cairn used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@carmine cairn ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @blissful goblet before they could say "Zoinks!" @blissful goblet died.

@astral glacier was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@sullen hill threw @proud lava into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @sullen hill a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @proud lava died.

@idle pike didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@trail belfry was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@jaunty heath wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@frosty roost found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@astral glacier fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @astral glacier died.

@raw moss asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@carmine cairn wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@frosty roost desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@idle pike fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@sweet fractal forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @sweet fractal died.

@sullen hill became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@carmine cairn used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@trail belfry drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @sullen hill was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@idle pike wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@frosty roost's booty was plundered by pirates. @frosty roost died.

@raw moss tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@jaunty heath accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @jaunty heath was forgiven.

@sullen hill tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@raw moss returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@carmine cairn drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@idle pike had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@trail belfry read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@trail belfry followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @trail belfry discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @trail belfry died.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @sullen hill wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@jaunty heath thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @jaunty heath died.

@sullen hill tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @sullen hill died.

@raw moss became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @raw moss died.

@idle pike tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@carmine cairn tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @sullen hill
150 points go to 5th place: @jaunty heath
150 points go to 6th place: @trail belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @frosty roost
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jaunty heath]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jaunty heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[blissful goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[frosty roost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@frosty roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallow thunder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fallow thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle pike]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[deep shuttle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @frosty roost, @fallow thunder, @idle pike, and @jaunty heath
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @raw moss. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @raw moss died.

@peak yoke was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @peak yoke died.

@tranquil wyvern invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@blissful goblet tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @blissful goblet died.

@fallow thunder trash talked @jaunty heath, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @fallow thunder suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @fallow thunder died.

@frosty roost finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@jaunty heath fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @jaunty heath died.

@tranquil wyvern joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tranquil wyvern was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

@deep shuttle was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @frosty roost's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @frosty roost died.

@idle pike and @tranquil wyvern were about to face off, but @idle pike had to run off to the restroom first.

After years of research, @tranquil wyvern found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @tranquil wyvern died.

@deep shuttle, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@deep shuttle tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @carmine cairn in disguise. @deep shuttle died.

@idle pike started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@idle pike was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @idle pike died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @frosty roost
150 points go to 6th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 7th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jaunty heath]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jaunty heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.