#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 87

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:30 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dull portal, @real junco, @ashen spire, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @nimble gull, @fierce ermine, @frank leaf, @spring gorge, @lean dew, @nova plover, @analog lintel, @tight niche, @dawn fractal, and @frozen oriole
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@tight niche paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@glacial totem tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@analog lintel found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@nimble gull was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@fiery belfry couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@frank leaf had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@ashen spire searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@fierce ermine stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@real junco tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @real junco died.

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@ashen spire tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @ashen spire's brains. @ashen spire died.

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@nimble gull sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @nimble gull died.

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@dawn fractal was building a nice house. @dull portal asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @dawn fractal just looked confused.

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@fierce ermine tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @fierce ermine died.

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@spring gorge stole @frozen oriole's lemons. @frozen oriole got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @spring gorge's house down.

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@nova plover solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@carmine cairn learned all of @dull portal's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@glacial totem flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @frank leaf. @frank leaf died.

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@tight niche tried to set up a campfire, but @analog lintel drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@fiery belfry crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @fiery belfry's entire body.

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@spring gorge baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @spring gorge died.

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@dawn fractal realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@lean dew used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@carmine cairn talked with @nova plover about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@frozen oriole found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@lean dew drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @lean dew died.

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@nova plover forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @nova plover died.

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@analog lintel searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@analog lintel used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @analog lintel didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @analog lintel died.

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@glacial totem tried to attack @tight niche with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @glacial totem to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@frozen oriole fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@tight niche used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @tight niche died.

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@dull portal ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@dawn fractal found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @dawn fractal died.

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@fiery belfry invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@carmine cairn teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@dull portal put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @dull portal died.

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@frozen oriole thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @frozen oriole in disguise. Huh? @frozen oriole died.

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@glacial totem crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @fiery belfry laughed at them, not knowing that @glacial totem was just a completionist.

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@carmine cairn performed surgery on a grape.

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@fiery belfry's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Gold Broadsword was nice and clean, but their Tungsten Bow's string broke, and their Amethyst Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@fiery belfry tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @fiery belfry keeled over from a heart attack. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@carmine cairn ripped @glacial totem's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @frozen oriole
150 points go to 5th place: @dull portal
150 points go to 6th place: @dawn fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 8th place: @analog lintel
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @lean dew

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raw moss Dec 31, 2025, 11:40 PM

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slender meteor Dec 31, 2025, 11:40 PM

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frozen oriole Dec 31, 2025, 11:42 PM

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frank leaf Dec 31, 2025, 11:45 PM

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spring gorge Dec 31, 2025, 11:45 PM

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glacial totem Dec 31, 2025, 11:47 PM

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long vine Jan 1, 2026, 12:00 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 1, 2026, 12:24 AM

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ashen spire Jan 1, 2026, 12:33 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 12:51 AM

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fringe forge Jan 1, 2026, 12:51 AM

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glass vine Jan 1, 2026, 12:52 AM

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peak yoke Jan 1, 2026, 12:52 AM

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nova plover Jan 1, 2026, 1:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 1:18 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 1, 2026, 1:20 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@slender meteor, @fringe forge, @carmine cairn, @real junco, @dull portal, @long vine, @ashen spire, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @frank leaf, @spring gorge, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, @frozen oriole, and @glass vine
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@nova plover joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@frozen oriole needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@raw moss wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@real junco made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @slender meteor's eye sockets. @slender meteor died.

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@fringe forge was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @fringe forge died.

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@frank leaf cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@long vine made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @real junco. @real junco died.

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@livid shuttle obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@dull portal dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @dull portal died.

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@spring gorge handed @long vine a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @long vine died.

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@raw moss couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@glacial totem forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@livid shuttle tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @peak yoke and @glass vine, who did not approve of gambling.

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@spring gorge spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@ashen spire went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @ashen spire died.

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@frank leaf went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@nova plover tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@glacial totem was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle was in the middle of taking a shower when @glass vine took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @livid shuttle died.

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@frank leaf tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @frank leaf died.

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@spring gorge was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @spring gorge died.

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@nova plover was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @peak yoke died.

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@glass vine got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@frozen oriole and @carmine cairn strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @frozen oriole suggested using cover against them. @carmine cairn recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@raw moss started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@carmine cairn sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@raw moss came out of @frozen oriole's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@glass vine discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@frozen oriole tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@glass vine wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@frozen oriole was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @frozen oriole died.

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@raw moss took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @carmine cairn

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@glass vine was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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After @glass vine went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @glass vine died.

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@raw moss drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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After eating supper together, @carmine cairn betrayed @raw moss in exchange for 30 silver coins. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glass vine
150 points go to 4th place: @frozen oriole
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @spring gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @frank leaf
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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frank leaf Jan 1, 2026, 1:38 AM

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raw moss Jan 1, 2026, 1:38 AM

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peak yoke Jan 1, 2026, 1:39 AM

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nova plover Jan 1, 2026, 1:43 AM

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potent talon Jan 1, 2026, 2:13 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 1, 2026, 2:20 AM

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lean dew Jan 1, 2026, 2:26 AM

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long vine Jan 1, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

real gale Jan 1, 2026, 2:34 AM

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tender helm Jan 1, 2026, 2:50 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 1, 2026, 3:02 AM

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near mortar Jan 1, 2026, 3:10 AM

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spring gorge Jan 1, 2026, 3:11 AM

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knotty crescent Jan 1, 2026, 3:17 AM

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glacial totem Jan 1, 2026, 3:29 AM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dull portal, @long vine, @real gale, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @frank leaf, @spring gorge, @near mortar, @knotty crescent, @tender helm, @raw moss, @potent talon, @lean dew, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @blissful goblet
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@dull portal somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @dull portal died.

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@real gale got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @real gale died.

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@lean dew headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @long vine had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@near mortar went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @near mortar decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@tender helm found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@knotty crescent accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@glacial totem panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@frank leaf swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @frank leaf died.

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@spring gorge got stuck in @blissful goblet's Rod of Discord farm. @spring gorge died.

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@near mortar found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @near mortar died.

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@tender helm challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @tender helm died.

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@raw moss tricked @potent talon into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @potent talon died.

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@nova plover sharpened @lean dew's face at a Sharpening Station. @lean dew became the sharpest tool in the shed. @lean dew died.

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@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @nova plover's. @nova plover died.

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@blissful goblet calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@peak yoke was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @peak yoke died.

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@blissful goblet thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @blissful goblet died.

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@raw moss wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @knotty crescent killed them. @knotty crescent died.

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@carmine cairn added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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After an intense fight, @long vine was beaten by @carmine cairn in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @carmine cairn told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@raw moss drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@long vine started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @long vine instead. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @knotty crescent
150 points go to 5th place: @blissful goblet
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @tender helm

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potent talon Jan 1, 2026, 3:39 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 1, 2026, 3:48 AM

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raw moss Jan 1, 2026, 3:55 AM

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brave shore Jan 1, 2026, 4:00 AM

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covert wren Jan 1, 2026, 4:00 AM

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peak yoke Jan 1, 2026, 4:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 4:14 AM

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formal badge Jan 1, 2026, 4:21 AM

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glad kestrel Jan 1, 2026, 4:23 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 1, 2026, 4:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glad kestrel, @livid shuttle, @covert wren, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @blissful goblet, @brave shore, and @formal badge
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@livid shuttle was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @livid shuttle died.

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@blissful goblet got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@covert wren got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @covert wren died.

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@raw moss became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@peak yoke fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @peak yoke died.

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@glad kestrel's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @glad kestrel! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@glad kestrel huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@potent talon's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @potent talon died.

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@blissful goblet wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @blissful goblet through the wall. @blissful goblet died.

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@brave shore recruited @carmine cairn as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@brave shore sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @brave shore died.

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@formal badge tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @formal badge then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@glad kestrel overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@glad kestrel had a terrible night. @glad kestrel died.

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@raw moss saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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A strange device attached itself to @raw moss's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glad kestrel
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @covert wren
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @frank leaf, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, and @long vine
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@raw moss was arrested for killing @livid shuttle with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @livid shuttle died.

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@glass vine summoned a solar eclipse while @long vine was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @glass vine died.

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@frank leaf sat on a wall. @frank leaf had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @frank leaf together again. @frank leaf died.

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@peak yoke played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@blissful goblet found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@raw moss tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@peak yoke ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @peak yoke died.

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@blissful goblet was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @blissful goblet died.

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@long vine made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tight niche is still slurping that noodle.

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@steel sentinel was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@steel sentinel attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @blissful goblet
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @frank leaf
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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long vine Jan 1, 2026, 7:20 AM

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tight niche Jan 1, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @candid ibex, @static trout, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @long vine, and @formal badge
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@static trout blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @static trout's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@carmine cairn trapped @blissful goblet in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @blissful goblet managed to escape regardless.

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@glass vine made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @glass vine rich and famous.

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@long vine started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@tight niche wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@livid shuttle was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @livid shuttle died.

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@glass vine summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @glass vine died.

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@formal badge was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@candid ibex had @static trout lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @static trout, this wasn't a magic show. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @peak yoke died.

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@formal badge explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @formal badge died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @candid ibex's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@blissful goblet messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@long vine and @steel sentinel had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@tight niche built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@candid ibex was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @candid ibex died.

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@blissful goblet fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @blissful goblet died.

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@long vine tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@tight niche confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@steel sentinel accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @tight niche was watching. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine bought a Gatligator and fired it at @raw moss for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @long vine furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@tight niche spoke softly to @raw moss while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @raw moss died.

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@long vine programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @tight niche, because @carmine cairn was wearing Frost armor.

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@carmine cairn built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@tight niche contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@tight niche lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @candid ibex
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 1, 2026, 7:39 AM

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steel sentinel Jan 1, 2026, 7:48 AM

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rose egret Jan 1, 2026, 7:50 AM

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long vine Jan 1, 2026, 8:02 AM

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potent talon Jan 1, 2026, 8:14 AM

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fierce ermine Jan 1, 2026, 8:20 AM

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formal badge Jan 1, 2026, 8:29 AM

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tight niche Jan 1, 2026, 8:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @next hemlock, @tender dock, @dull portal, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @nimble gull, @fierce ermine, @potent talon, @raw moss, @tight niche, @formal badge, and @rose egret
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@tender dock walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@dull portal saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @dull portal died.

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@formal badge opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@long vine's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @long vine died.

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@fierce ermine woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@nimble gull didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @nimble gull died.

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@raw moss and @potent talon played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @raw moss was the chicken. @potent talon died.

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@next hemlock recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@formal badge forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @formal badge died.

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@rose egret started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @rose egret died.

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@steel sentinel farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@tight niche was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @tender dock with its horns. @tender dock died.

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@tranquil wyvern climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@steel sentinel used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@fierce ermine got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @fierce ermine died.

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@next hemlock murdered @tranquil wyvern by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@next hemlock tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @next hemlock's mind right in front of their face. @next hemlock died.

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A pretty fairy led @tight niche to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @tender dock
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Jan 1, 2026, 8:40 AM

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lime creek Jan 1, 2026, 8:42 AM

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raw moss Jan 1, 2026, 8:43 AM

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nimble gull Jan 1, 2026, 8:51 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 1, 2026, 8:57 AM

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modern plover Jan 1, 2026, 9:06 AM

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steel sentinel Jan 1, 2026, 9:08 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 1, 2026, 9:12 AM

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long vine Jan 1, 2026, 9:19 AM

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true lynx Jan 1, 2026, 9:20 AM

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fierce ermine Jan 1, 2026, 9:27 AM

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near mortar Jan 1, 2026, 9:29 AM

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tight niche Jan 1, 2026, 9:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @lime creek, @raw moss, @near mortar, @modern plover, @true lynx, @fierce ermine, @blissful goblet, @long vine, @nimble gull, and @formal badge
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@lime creek was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @lime creek died.

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@near mortar caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @near mortar died.

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@nimble gull equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @modern plover into approaching. @nimble gull then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @modern plover with two Sniper Rifle shots. @modern plover died.

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@nimble gull dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @nimble gull died.

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@formal badge crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@formal badge accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @formal badge died.

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@steel sentinel fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @long vine and @tight niche to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@blissful goblet and @raw moss decided to play catch with a Cactus Sword. @blissful goblet missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @blissful goblet died.

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@true lynx crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@true lynx tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @true lynx died.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@fierce ermine traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@fierce ermine drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @raw moss mopped @fierce ermine up with a tissue. @fierce ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @tranquil wyvern's floating house. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@tight niche had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble gull

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raw moss Jan 1, 2026, 9:41 AM

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steel sentinel Jan 1, 2026, 10:13 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 1, 2026, 10:25 AM

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modern plover Jan 1, 2026, 10:28 AM

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tender helm Jan 1, 2026, 10:28 AM

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raw moss Jan 1, 2026, 10:29 AM

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craggy cargo Jan 1, 2026, 10:29 AM

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tight niche Jan 1, 2026, 10:29 AM

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turbid skiff Jan 1, 2026, 10:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @lime creek, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @modern plover, @tender helm, @blissful goblet, @craggy cargo, and @formal badge
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@livid shuttle accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @livid shuttle died.

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@blissful goblet tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@lime creek hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @lime creek died.

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@modern plover heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @modern plover died.

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@turbid skiff dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@tranquil wyvern cut through @tender helm with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @tender helm died.

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@tight niche jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@steel sentinel accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@craggy cargo was playing hide and seek with @turbid skiff and @tranquil wyvern, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @craggy cargo died.

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@blissful goblet used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@formal badge was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@tight niche came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@blissful goblet was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @blissful goblet died.

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@turbid skiff toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @turbid skiff died.

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@tight niche started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@tranquil wyvern was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel made up their own language and used it to threaten @tight niche, who simply scratched their head.

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@tight niche was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @steel sentinel's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @craggy cargo
100 points go to 9th place: @tender helm
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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blissful goblet Jan 1, 2026, 10:43 AM

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raw moss Jan 1, 2026, 10:45 AM

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jolly swift Jan 1, 2026, 10:48 AM

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amber ermine Jan 1, 2026, 11:04 AM

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steel sentinel Jan 1, 2026, 11:06 AM

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formal badge Jan 1, 2026, 11:18 AM

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mighty coyote Jan 1, 2026, 11:22 AM

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long vine Jan 1, 2026, 11:28 AM

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tight niche Jan 1, 2026, 11:28 AM

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deep thicket Jan 1, 2026, 11:28 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @deep thicket, @jolly swift, @mighty coyote, @raw moss, @tight niche, @formal badge, @amber ermine, and @blissful goblet
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@tight niche found some soup in their fly.

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@amber ermine found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@sweet fractal got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @sweet fractal died.

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@mighty coyote triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @mighty coyote died.

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@steel sentinel finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@formal badge sacrificed @amber ermine by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@long vine tried to throw a Mushroom Spear at @tranquil wyvern before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@formal badge, @tight niche, @deep thicket, @raw moss, @blissful goblet, @jolly swift, @steel sentinel, and @long vine decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @blissful goblet. @blissful goblet died.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @tight niche and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@deep thicket asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@deep thicket was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @deep thicket died.

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@formal badge made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @formal badge died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @jolly swift accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine declared war on emus. The emus won. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@tight niche and @raw moss attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@steel sentinel dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@tight niche built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@raw moss tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@raw moss swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @deep thicket
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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deep thicket Jan 1, 2026, 11:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 11:38 AM

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formal badge Jan 1, 2026, 11:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 11:38 AM

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raw moss Jan 1, 2026, 11:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 11:38 AM

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sullen cargo Jan 1, 2026, 11:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 11:39 AM

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nimble gull Jan 1, 2026, 11:50 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 1, 2026, 11:56 AM

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bitter jackal Jan 1, 2026, 12:07 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 1, 2026, 12:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 12:09 PM

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bitter jackal Jan 1, 2026, 12:10 PM

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@tranquil wyvern @nimble gull @sullen cargo @deep thicket Need to bb!register again sorry

deep thicket Jan 1, 2026, 12:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 12:12 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 1, 2026, 12:12 PM

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tight niche Jan 1, 2026, 12:28 PM

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brave shore Jan 1, 2026, 12:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

real junco Jan 1, 2026, 12:32 PM

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lime creek Jan 1, 2026, 12:33 PM

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raw moss Jan 1, 2026, 12:38 PM

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analog lintel Jan 1, 2026, 12:40 PM

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nimble gull Jan 1, 2026, 12:42 PM

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near mortar Jan 1, 2026, 12:46 PM

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tender dock Jan 1, 2026, 1:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 1, 2026, 1:06 PM

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crimson forge Jan 1, 2026, 1:09 PM

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fierce ermine Jan 1, 2026, 1:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 1:26 PM

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real gale Jan 1, 2026, 1:29 PM

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@analog lintel found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@livid shuttle's skeleton decided that @livid shuttle wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @livid shuttle died.

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@bitter jackal couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@nimble gull found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@brave shore was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tranquil wyvern's Star Cannon. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@real gale put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @real gale died.

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@fierce ermine squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@tender dock read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @tender dock then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @tender dock died.

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@raw moss was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @raw moss died.

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@lime creek sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @lime creek died.

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@near mortar's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @near mortar died.

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@real junco was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @real junco died.

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@deep thicket was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@crimson forge made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @crimson forge died.

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 9 players remaining.
@analog lintel, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @deep thicket, @fierce ermine, @steel sentinel, @nimble gull, and @bitter jackal
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@steel sentinel burned @analog lintel to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @steel sentinel for reading books. @analog lintel died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@blissful goblet and @fierce ermine played catch with a Paladin. @blissful goblet accidentally fumbled a catch. @blissful goblet died.

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@steel sentinel gave a hug to @deep thicket and almost choked them to death!

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@tight niche summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@bitter jackal somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@nimble gull invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @nimble gull died.

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@bitter jackal was eaten by a tree. @bitter jackal died.

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@deep thicket modified @fierce ermine's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @fierce ermine was never seen again. @fierce ermine died.

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@deep thicket tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @steel sentinel demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @deep thicket by two. @deep thicket died.

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@tight niche used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @steel sentinel over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@steel sentinel's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @deep thicket
150 points go to 4th place: @fierce ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @bitter jackal
150 points go to 6th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @analog lintel
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Jan 1, 2026, 1:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 1:39 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 1, 2026, 1:46 PM

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nimble gull Jan 1, 2026, 1:47 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 1, 2026, 1:52 PM

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deep thicket Jan 1, 2026, 1:53 PM

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delicate pine Jan 1, 2026, 2:03 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 1, 2026, 2:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:05 PM

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long vine Jan 1, 2026, 2:05 PM

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true wren Jan 1, 2026, 2:07 PM

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proud lava Jan 1, 2026, 2:17 PM

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fiery belfry Jan 1, 2026, 2:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:23 PM

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fierce ermine Jan 1, 2026, 2:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:24 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 1, 2026, 2:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:26 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Jan 1, 2026, 2:28 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@delicate pine, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @deep thicket, @proud lava, @fierce ermine, @steel sentinel, @true wren, @nimble gull, @livid shuttle, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@formal badge has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @formal badge woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@fiery belfry poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@delicate pine suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @delicate pine died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@livid shuttle befriended @true wren by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@oak temple found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@raw moss thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@long vine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@proud lava angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@raw moss successfully snuck into @tight niche's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @raw moss died.

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@deep thicket spoke softly to @long vine while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@deep thicket got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @steel sentinel got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @deep thicket died.

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@proud lava pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @proud lava died.

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@oak temple heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @fierce ermine, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@nimble gull tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @nimble gull died.

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@livid shuttle tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@fierce ermine was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@formal badge found a hill and started to roll down it. @formal badge was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @formal badge died.

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@oak temple accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @oak temple died.

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@fierce ermine emerged from a tree stump and scolded @true wren for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @true wren was still holding an axe. @fierce ermine died.

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@steel sentinel argued with @tight niche about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @true wren's. @true wren died.

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@tight niche tried to assassinate @steel sentinel, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@fiery belfry's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche watched @steel sentinel go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @steel sentinel was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@tight niche woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@steel sentinel was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tight niche stopped them in time.

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@steel sentinel jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @fierce ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @deep thicket, @steel sentinel, @crimson forge, @sweet fractal, @nimble gull, @nova plover, @formal badge, and @near mortar
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @tranquil wyvern is now goo. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sweet fractal replaced @amber ermine's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @amber ermine died.

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@nimble gull tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@near mortar wanted to start a band, and recruited @carmine cairn as their keyboard player. @carmine cairn showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@deep thicket was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @deep thicket died.

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@formal badge had @crimson forge lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @crimson forge, this wasn't a magic show. @crimson forge died.

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@oak temple encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @oak temple decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@nova plover built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@jolly swift was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@sweet fractal was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @sweet fractal's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @sweet fractal died.

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@nimble gull tried to attack @formal badge by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @nimble gull died.

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@nova plover and @oak temple ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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The Wall of Flesh told @nova plover that there was something stuck in their teeth. @nova plover checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@carmine cairn and @near mortar played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@tight niche met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tight niche ended up completely fine.

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@steel sentinel invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @oak temple thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@formal badge swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@steel sentinel killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@jolly swift tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@carmine cairn beat @near mortar into a pulp with a stale baguette. @near mortar died.

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@oak temple forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @oak temple died.

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@tight niche insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @jolly swift insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @jolly swift, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@steel sentinel used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@carmine cairn hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@tight niche sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@steel sentinel paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Meteor Staff.

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@steel sentinel played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@tight niche fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@steel sentinel saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @carmine cairn, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@carmine cairn found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@tight niche was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Jan 1, 2026, 4:40 PM

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oak temple Jan 1, 2026, 4:44 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 1, 2026, 4:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 1, 2026, 5:06 PM

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slender meteor Jan 1, 2026, 5:11 PM

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static trout Jan 1, 2026, 5:14 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 1, 2026, 5:22 PM

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fierce ermine Jan 1, 2026, 5:26 PM

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frozen bobcat Jan 1, 2026, 5:29 PM

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tight niche Jan 1, 2026, 5:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @frozen bobcat, @static trout, @tight niche, @slender meteor, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @fierce ermine, @steel sentinel, @nimble gull, and @nova plover
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@fierce ermine finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @tight niche. Queen Bee died.

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@steel sentinel's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@nova plover did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @static trout, who happened to be watching. @static trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@blissful goblet found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@oak temple wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@nimble gull, @steel sentinel, @frozen bobcat, @tight niche, @slender meteor, @blissful goblet, @oak temple, and @carmine cairn decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @slender meteor. @slender meteor died.

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@oak temple attacked @nova plover with a Legendary Zenith, but @nova plover's pen was mightier. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern iwwegawy owoed to @steel sentinel and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@nimble gull buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@nova plover started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@frozen bobcat went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@blissful goblet started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@tight niche tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@blissful goblet summoned a solar eclipse while @fierce ermine was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @blissful goblet died.

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@fierce ermine and @nimble gull swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@frozen bobcat looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@carmine cairn hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@steel sentinel has fallen, and they can't get up. @steel sentinel died.

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@nova plover wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @nimble gull into an apple. @nimble gull died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @frozen bobcat tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@nova plover always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn returned to their house, only to find that @tight niche had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@frozen bobcat started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@tight niche used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@frozen bobcat complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @fierce ermine's life and give it to @frozen bobcat. @fierce ermine died.

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@tight niche crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@frozen bobcat went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @tight niche summoned the Impending Doom. @frozen bobcat died.

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@carmine cairn invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @carmine cairn was mauled by wolves. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @frozen bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @fierce ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @oak temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Jan 1, 2026, 5:55 PM

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static trout Jan 1, 2026, 5:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 1, 2026, 6:15 PM

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oak temple Jan 1, 2026, 6:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 6:20 PM

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amber ermine Jan 1, 2026, 6:25 PM

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sturdy sluice Jan 1, 2026, 6:26 PM

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tight niche Jan 1, 2026, 6:29 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 1, 2026, 6:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @sturdy sluice, @tight niche, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @nimble gull, @formal badge, and @nova plover
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The Cyborg hacked into @nova plover's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@static trout was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @static trout died.

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@nimble gull found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@sturdy sluice entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @sturdy sluice died.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@blissful goblet was furious at @tight niche for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @blissful goblet's special someone!

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@amber ermine built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @amber ermine died.

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@nova plover found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@carmine cairn decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@blissful goblet tried to steal @nimble gull's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@formal badge couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@nimble gull thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @nimble gull died.

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@formal badge dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @formal badge died.

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@nova plover managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@carmine cairn performed open heart surgery on @blissful goblet, even though @blissful goblet never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @blissful goblet died.

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@nova plover gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @carmine cairn sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@tight niche traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @oak temple. @oak temple died.

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@tight niche compressed @carmine cairn until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @oak temple
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @blissful goblet
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @sturdy sluice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

oak temple Jan 1, 2026, 6:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 6:38 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Jan 1, 2026, 6:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 6:39 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

blissful goblet Jan 1, 2026, 6:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 6:39 PM

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@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sturdy sluice Jan 1, 2026, 6:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 6:40 PM

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static trout Jan 1, 2026, 6:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 6:47 PM

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chrome steeple Jan 1, 2026, 6:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 6:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 1, 2026, 7:02 PM

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bb!register

peak yoke Jan 1, 2026, 7:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 7:02 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Jan 1, 2026, 7:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 7:15 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 1, 2026, 7:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 7:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fierce ermine Jan 1, 2026, 7:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 7:20 PM

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@fierce ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 1, 2026, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @sturdy sluice, @tight niche, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @chrome steeple, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @fierce ermine, @formal badge, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@blissful goblet put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@tight niche crafted @static trout into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @static trout died.

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@oak temple took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@carmine cairn decisively vanquished @sturdy sluice through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @sturdy sluice died.

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@fierce ermine gazed at clouds with @chrome steeple. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@tranquil wyvern and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @tranquil wyvern's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@peak yoke searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@oak temple recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@tranquil wyvern finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @formal badge caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@blissful goblet tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @chrome steeple's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@fierce ermine invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@tight niche was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@tranquil wyvern tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @tranquil wyvern's mind right in front of their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@chrome steeple called @peak yoke on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @chrome steeple died.

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@blissful goblet painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @peak yoke's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @peak yoke died.

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@blissful goblet bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @blissful goblet was blown to smithereens. @blissful goblet died.

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@formal badge used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @formal badge died.

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@oak temple found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@carmine cairn drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@tight niche tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @fierce ermine and @carmine cairn, who did not approve of gambling.

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@nova plover equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @nova plover died.

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@fierce ermine forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@oak temple tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @oak temple quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@oak temple went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @oak temple died.

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@tight niche merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @fierce ermine with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @fierce ermine died.

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@tight niche shot a sand block at @carmine cairn with a Sandgun, but @carmine cairn managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@carmine cairn dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@tight niche stole @carmine cairn's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @carmine cairn was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @tight niche was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @fierce ermine
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil wyvern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

nova plover Jan 1, 2026, 7:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 1, 2026, 7:42 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.