#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 85

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 1:38 AM

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tender dock Dec 30, 2025, 1:40 AM

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long vine Dec 30, 2025, 1:48 AM

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viral cape Dec 30, 2025, 2:01 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 30, 2025, 2:05 AM

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oak temple Dec 30, 2025, 2:05 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 30, 2025, 2:06 AM

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peak yoke Dec 30, 2025, 2:21 AM

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analog lintel Dec 30, 2025, 2:22 AM

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hushed wharf Dec 30, 2025, 2:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 2:23 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @viral cape, @dull portal, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @analog lintel, @tender dock, @raw moss, @oak temple, @peak yoke, @hushed wharf, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@viral cape sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @viral cape died.

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@long vine made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@tranquil wyvern found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@carmine cairn found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@peak yoke huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @tender dock also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@analog lintel was dunked on by @dull portal. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@raw moss found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @dull portal, who was out swimming that day. @dull portal died.

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@oak temple told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @long vine and @hushed wharf.

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@analog lintel brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @analog lintel died.

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@peak yoke donned a Martian costume and chased @tender dock in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @tender dock died.

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@steel sentinel wrote @peak yoke's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@long vine was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @long vine died.

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@oak temple started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@raw moss wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@hushed wharf flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @hushed wharf died.

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@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@steel sentinel damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@tranquil wyvern started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@steel sentinel started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@raw moss was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @raw moss barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @raw moss died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @carmine cairn some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hushed wharf
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @tender dock
100 points go to 10th place: @analog lintel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 2:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 2:39 AM

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potent talon Dec 30, 2025, 2:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 2:51 AM

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rose egret Dec 30, 2025, 2:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 2:56 AM

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tawny notch Dec 30, 2025, 3:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:01 AM

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hexed fiber Dec 30, 2025, 3:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:14 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 30, 2025, 3:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:17 AM

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hushed wharf Dec 30, 2025, 3:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:25 AM

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@hushed wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed fiber, @steel sentinel, @dull portal, @livid shuttle, @tawny notch, @tender dock, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @rose egret, and @hushed wharf
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@dull portal took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @dull portal died.

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@livid shuttle thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @livid shuttle died.

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@potent talon became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@raw moss broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@rose egret argued with @tender dock about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@hexed fiber tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@peak yoke managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@tawny notch did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @tawny notch died.

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@steel sentinel was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@tender dock stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @tender dock blinked first.

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@steel sentinel made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @tender dock joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @tender dock died.

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@hexed fiber wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @peak yoke into an apple. @peak yoke died.

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@hushed wharf found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@potent talon grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@hexed fiber died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @hexed fiber was revived.

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@raw moss used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@steel sentinel practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@hushed wharf underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@potent talon was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss pumped @steel sentinel full of lead. No one was hurt, but @steel sentinel's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@hushed wharf and @rose egret relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@rose egret challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @rose egret died.

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@steel sentinel knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@hushed wharf ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @hushed wharf died.

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@raw moss tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@hexed fiber tried to shoot @raw moss using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @steel sentinel's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@steel sentinel was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @hexed fiber's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @hexed fiber died.

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@raw moss tried to kill @steel sentinel, but failed to ask for consent.

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@steel sentinel mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@steel sentinel's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 4th place: @hushed wharf
150 points go to 5th place: @rose egret
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @tender dock
100 points go to 9th place: @tawny notch
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

glass vine Dec 30, 2025, 3:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:41 AM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rose egret Dec 30, 2025, 3:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:42 AM

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formal badge Dec 30, 2025, 3:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:49 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 30, 2025, 3:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:51 AM

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raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 4:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:04 AM

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true wren Dec 30, 2025, 4:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Dec 30, 2025, 4:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:30 AM

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near mortar Dec 30, 2025, 4:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:40 AM

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peak yoke Dec 30, 2025, 5:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:11 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 30, 2025, 5:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:25 AM

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tight niche Dec 30, 2025, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:29 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 30, 2025, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tight niche, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @near mortar, @peak yoke, @rose egret, @brave shore, @abstract thunder, @true wren, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glass vine's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @glass vine sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@abstract thunder drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@rose egret spun around in a full circle and shot @steel sentinel with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@tight niche did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @near mortar, who happened to be passing by.

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@true wren had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Uzi. Obviously, this failed.

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@glass vine saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @glass vine died.

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@peak yoke used an Inferno Fork to eat. @brave shore thought they didn't notice, but @peak yoke just really likes spicy food.

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@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@abstract thunder drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@peak yoke used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@near mortar tried to attack @brave shore by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @near mortar died.

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@peak yoke was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @peak yoke died.

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@true wren was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @true wren let them be.

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@rose egret silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @tight niche's back, which then integrated itself into @tight niche's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@rose egret was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @rose egret died.

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@true wren gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @true wren died.

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@formal badge ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn played Frisbee with @abstract thunder using a Light Disc, but @abstract thunder unfortunately didn't have five hands. @abstract thunder died.

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@tight niche invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@raw moss crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@brave shore made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@brave shore found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tight niche took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@carmine cairn dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @raw moss diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@tight niche used a Laser Drill to literally bore @raw moss to death. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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abstract thunder Dec 30, 2025, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:39 AM

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formal badge Dec 30, 2025, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:39 AM

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long vine Dec 30, 2025, 5:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:53 AM

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raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 5:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:58 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rose egret Dec 30, 2025, 6:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:00 AM

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@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 30, 2025, 6:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:01 AM

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glass vine Dec 30, 2025, 6:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:18 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 30, 2025, 6:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:23 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Dec 30, 2025, 6:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:26 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glass vine, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @modern plover, @peak yoke, @rose egret, @long vine, @abstract thunder, @true wren, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@glass vine activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @glass vine died.

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@true wren had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@raw moss trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@formal badge tried to confess their love to @peak yoke, but @peak yoke interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@modern plover rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @modern plover's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@long vine tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@abstract thunder took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @modern plover. @modern plover died.

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@peak yoke accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @peak yoke died.

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@rose egret was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @rose egret died.

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@formal badge created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @long vine got too close while watching. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder and @formal badge had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @true wren sped up the process by stabbing @abstract thunder. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@true wren and @carmine cairn found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@true wren thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @true wren died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @formal badge was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @formal badge farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@raw moss was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 6:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:43 AM

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long vine Dec 30, 2025, 6:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:47 AM

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formal badge Dec 30, 2025, 6:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:48 AM

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proud lava Dec 30, 2025, 6:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:48 AM

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glass vine Dec 30, 2025, 6:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:59 AM

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rose egret Dec 30, 2025, 6:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:59 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@proud lava, @livid shuttle, @glass vine, @raw moss, @modern plover, @rose egret, @long vine, @brave shore, @nimble gull, and @formal badge
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@formal badge purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@proud lava rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @proud lava died.

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@modern plover tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Blade of Grass instead of a Bug Net.

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@livid shuttle wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @livid shuttle died.

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@rose egret performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@raw moss tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@long vine started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @long vine decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@glass vine stopped a meteor from crushing @rose egret and @formal badge with their own body. @glass vine died.

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@raw moss invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@nimble gull found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@modern plover challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @modern plover died.

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@brave shore tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@rose egret was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @rose egret died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @long vine spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@formal badge tried to shoot an apple off of @nimble gull's head. @formal badge's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @nimble gull died.

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@formal badge won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@raw moss found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@formal badge was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @brave shore's Star Cannon. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss used a Medusa Head on @long vine and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @long vine died.

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@brave shore went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@raw moss saw @brave shore standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @nimble gull
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Dec 30, 2025, 7:37 AM

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rose egret Dec 30, 2025, 7:38 AM

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torpid axle Dec 30, 2025, 7:46 AM

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raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 7:48 AM

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modern plover Dec 30, 2025, 7:48 AM

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rancid dragon Dec 30, 2025, 7:49 AM

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long vine Dec 30, 2025, 7:59 AM

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next hemlock Dec 30, 2025, 8:13 AM

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amber ermine Dec 30, 2025, 8:20 AM

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true wren Dec 30, 2025, 8:24 AM

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tight niche Dec 30, 2025, 8:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @rancid dragon, @next hemlock, @raw moss, @modern plover, @rose egret, @long vine, @torpid axle, @true wren, and @formal badge
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@next hemlock accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@amber ermine fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@rancid dragon thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@rancid dragon became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @rancid dragon died.

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@rose egret found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@tight niche went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @tight niche's canvas.

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@long vine tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@modern plover tried to explain to @true wren that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @true wren countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @modern plover died.

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@formal badge built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@raw moss tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@rose egret was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @rose egret died.

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@torpid axle summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @torpid axle died.

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@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Chain Gun.

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@true wren found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @true wren died.

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@tight niche tried to high-five @next hemlock, but @next hemlock went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@long vine drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@formal badge transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@next hemlock threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @tranquil wyvern would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@next hemlock wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@raw moss began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@long vine wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@tight niche gave @long vine Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @long vine died.

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@next hemlock took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@next hemlock decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@raw moss wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@raw moss burned @tight niche to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @torpid axle
100 points go to 9th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 8:37 AM

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rose egret Dec 30, 2025, 8:42 AM

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true wren Dec 30, 2025, 8:48 AM

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viscid orchid Dec 30, 2025, 8:52 AM

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formal badge Dec 30, 2025, 8:55 AM

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modern plover Dec 30, 2025, 8:56 AM

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amber ermine Dec 30, 2025, 9:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:06 AM

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long vine Dec 30, 2025, 9:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:09 AM

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nimble gull Dec 30, 2025, 9:09 AM

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knotty crescent Dec 30, 2025, 9:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:13 AM

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tender helm Dec 30, 2025, 9:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:15 AM

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jolly swift Dec 30, 2025, 9:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:25 AM

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tight niche Dec 30, 2025, 9:28 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@long vine, @jolly swift, @nimble gull, @true wren, @modern plover, @viscid orchid, @knotty crescent, @tender helm, @raw moss, @tight niche, @formal badge, @rose egret, and @amber ermine
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@formal badge hosted a spelling bee! @nimble gull had to spell "cat". @rose egret had to spell "rain". @knotty crescent had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@tender helm and @true wren were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @tender helm played solitaire. @true wren stood behind them and watched.

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@nimble gull threatened @amber ermine with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @amber ermine informed @nimble gull as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @nimble gull died.

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@jolly swift used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @true wren alive. @true wren died.

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@viscid orchid drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@modern plover was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @modern plover died.

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@long vine started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@knotty crescent and @viscid orchid farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@formal badge and @tight niche discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@jolly swift was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@viscid orchid, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @viscid orchid died.

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@tender helm flexed so hard on @knotty crescent that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @knotty crescent died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @tender helm was caught in the crossfire. @tender helm died.

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@long vine smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@jolly swift saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@long vine tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@formal badge used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@formal badge played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@rose egret likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @rose egret probably liked trains a bit too much. @rose egret died.

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@amber ermine iwwegawy owoed to @tight niche and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @amber ermine died.

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@long vine tried to kill @jolly swift with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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Hey @tight niche, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @tight niche died.

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@jolly swift read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @jolly swift then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @jolly swift died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @long vine started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@long vine tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@raw moss found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@raw moss and @long vine had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@long vine played rock-paper-scissors with @raw moss. @long vine played paper. @raw moss played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @long vine was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @tender helm
100 points go to 9th place: @knotty crescent
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 9:38 AM

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tender helm Dec 30, 2025, 9:40 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 30, 2025, 9:40 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 30, 2025, 9:43 AM

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amber ermine Dec 30, 2025, 9:54 AM

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rose egret Dec 30, 2025, 9:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:58 AM

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viscid orchid Dec 30, 2025, 9:59 AM

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formal badge Dec 30, 2025, 10:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:25 AM

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tight niche Dec 30, 2025, 10:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:27 AM

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golden stone Dec 30, 2025, 10:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@golden stone, @tranquil wyvern, @sly jackal, @livid shuttle, @viscid orchid, @abstract thunder, @tender helm, @raw moss, @tight niche, @formal badge, @rose egret, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@golden stone tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @golden stone died.

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@tight niche went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @livid shuttle was the bartender, @rose egret was the DJ, and @sly jackal was the pinata. @sly jackal died.

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@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.

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@livid shuttle gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @livid shuttle died.

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@viscid orchid pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @viscid orchid died.

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@amber ermine found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@abstract thunder's booty was plundered by pirates. @abstract thunder died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @tender helm was flattened by a road roller. @tender helm died.

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Low on health, @formal badge hid from @raw moss by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @formal badge died.

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@amber ermine found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@tranquil wyvern did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@raw moss ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @rose egret was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @rose egret died.

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@amber ermine started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@raw moss accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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Congratulations, @tranquil wyvern! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss slammed @tight niche into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @rose egret
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @tender helm
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 10:37 AM

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tender helm Dec 30, 2025, 10:37 AM

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jolly swift Dec 30, 2025, 10:57 AM

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oak temple Dec 30, 2025, 11:06 AM

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formal badge Dec 30, 2025, 11:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:14 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 30, 2025, 11:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:14 AM

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tight niche Dec 30, 2025, 11:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:29 AM

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brave shore Dec 30, 2025, 11:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @oak temple, @fiery belfry, @tender helm, @brave shore, and @formal badge
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@livid shuttle uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@sweet fractal tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @sweet fractal died.

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@formal badge tried to assassinate @brave shore, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@oak temple received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @oak temple died.

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@jolly swift accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @jolly swift allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@raw moss stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@tender helm was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @tender helm died.

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@formal badge realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@fiery belfry started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @fiery belfry died.

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@jolly swift tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @jolly swift died.

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@brave shore was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@raw moss used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @tight niche was forgiven.

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@tight niche put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @tight niche whole. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @tender helm
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 10 players remaining.
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@tranquil wyvern found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@raw moss adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @zenith root wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @raw moss all of their willpower not to explain it.

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After partying all night, @nimble gull was shot by @tender helm in a swimming pool. @nimble gull died.

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@oak temple drew swords on the ground. @tender helm started stomping all over them. Furious, @oak temple picked one up and stabbed @tender helm with it.. @tender helm died.

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@tight niche made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@nova plover was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@formal badge tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@raw moss pulled out their Ebonwood Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @raw moss pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@raw moss played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @raw moss died.

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@nova plover felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@nova plover read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern started barking like a dog while chasing @formal badge.

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@jolly swift and @zenith root played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@tight niche verbally roasted @zenith root so hard that they burst into flames. @zenith root died.

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@tranquil wyvern headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@formal badge tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @formal badge's mouth.

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@oak temple and @jolly swift had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@tight niche drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@tranquil wyvern 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @formal badge to death. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @tight niche when the world was flipped.

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@oak temple distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@jolly swift planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@tranquil wyvern held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@jolly swift thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@jolly swift tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @jolly swift died.

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@oak temple drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @tranquil wyvern appeared instead.

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@oak temple managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @oak temple found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @oak temple died.

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@tight niche modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@tranquil wyvern's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @tranquil wyvern to notice them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @oak temple
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @tender helm
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble gull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @tranquil wyvern, @oak temple, @jolly swift, @fiery belfry, @nimble gull, @livid shuttle, @tender helm, @nova plover, @tight niche, @formal badge, and @amber ermine
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@sweet fractal decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @sweet fractal died.

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@nimble gull always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @nimble gull died.

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@livid shuttle fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @livid shuttle died.

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@oak temple felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@jolly swift was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@formal badge was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@tight niche caused @nova plover to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@fiery belfry tried to kill @amber ermine by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@tender helm got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@oak temple wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tender helm traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tender helm did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tender helm died.

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@nova plover died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @nova plover died.

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@amber ermine went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@formal badge wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@amber ermine decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@amber ermine walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tight niche couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@oak temple started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@jolly swift became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@oak temple explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@oak temple tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tranquil wyvern unlocked the power of flight!

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@tight niche somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@fiery belfry finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tranquil wyvern stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @tranquil wyvern's ego received a small boost.

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@jolly swift used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @jolly swift then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @jolly swift!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @jolly swift
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @tender helm
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @analog lintel, @near mortar, @tawdry sedge, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @formal badge
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@proud lava hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle threw a Stink Potion at @amber ermine. @amber ermine threw a Toxic Flask right back. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge hid from @analog lintel by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@carmine cairn started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@tight niche practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @jolly swift and @long vine got their chainsaws ready.

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@fiery belfry stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@amber ermine tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @analog lintel demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @amber ermine by two. @amber ermine died.

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@analog lintel stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @analog lintel died.

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@near mortar accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @near mortar died.

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@tawdry sedge was ordered by @formal badge to sing a song or be killed. @tawdry sedge tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @tawdry sedge died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @jolly swift flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@long vine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @long vine died.

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@tight niche got tired of @jolly swift trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @jolly swift at a Sawmill. @jolly swift died.

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After opening a present, @formal badge discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@carmine cairn found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@fiery belfry followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@carmine cairn spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@tight niche tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@carmine cairn covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@formal badge couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@tight niche started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@carmine cairn solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@formal badge started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@formal badge fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@carmine cairn crafted @tight niche into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @tawdry sedge
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @analog lintel

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carmine cairn Dec 30, 2025, 3:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:16 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 30, 2025, 3:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

ebon matrix Dec 30, 2025, 3:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:53 PM

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@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Dec 30, 2025, 3:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:55 PM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 30, 2025, 4:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:02 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Dec 30, 2025, 4:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:04 PM

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@oak temple, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 30, 2025, 4:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 30, 2025, 4:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:25 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fierce ermine Dec 30, 2025, 4:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:25 PM

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@fierce ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

delicate mulch Dec 30, 2025, 4:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:26 PM

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@delicate mulch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 30, 2025, 4:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:27 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hidden wolf Dec 30, 2025, 4:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:29 PM

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@hidden wolf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@delicate mulch, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @plush otter, @oak temple, @jolly swift, @ebon matrix, @fierce ermine, @near mortar, @nova plover, @tight niche, @formal badge, @peak yoke, @rose egret, @hidden wolf, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@peak yoke overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@ebon matrix was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@delicate mulch invited @hidden wolf to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @delicate mulch was mauled by wolves. @delicate mulch died.

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@fierce ermine was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@amber ermine got quantum-entangled with @near mortar, and used this opportunity to force @near mortar to pick their own nose.

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@plush otter and @jolly swift were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @plush otter, but left @jolly swift alone because they smelled funny. @plush otter died.

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@ebon matrix went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @ebon matrix died.

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@rose egret distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@tranquil wyvern tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@nova plover got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@fierce ermine was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @fierce ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern swung a Bladetongue at @carmine cairn, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@near mortar used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche asked for @jolly swift's autograph. At first, @jolly swift was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@oak temple found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@nova plover found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@nova plover was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @nova plover died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @formal badge's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@peak yoke breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @peak yoke died.

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@formal badge lured @rose egret into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @rose egret's dust allergy! @rose egret died.

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@jolly swift tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@amber ermine took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@hidden wolf discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @hidden wolf died.

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@tranquil wyvern created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tranquil wyvern's artistic genius.

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@carmine cairn won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@tight niche and @oak temple were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@oak temple woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @oak temple died.

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@formal badge, @tranquil wyvern, and @carmine cairn worked on a group project, but it looked like @formal badge was doing most of the work.

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@jolly swift was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @jolly swift died.

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@formal badge was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@tranquil wyvern donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@carmine cairn tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@tranquil wyvern spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @tranquil wyvern still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@carmine cairn climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @formal badge and @tight niche.

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@carmine cairn swapped @formal badge's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @formal badge then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@tight niche found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@carmine cairn wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @tight niche wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @carmine cairn killed the Traveling Merchant first. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @hidden wolf
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

oak temple Dec 30, 2025, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:40 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 30, 2025, 4:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:43 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 30, 2025, 4:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:43 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 30, 2025, 4:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:44 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Dec 30, 2025, 4:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:46 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fierce ermine Dec 30, 2025, 4:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:49 PM

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@fierce ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hidden wolf Dec 30, 2025, 4:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:58 PM

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@hidden wolf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 30, 2025, 4:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 4:59 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep thicket Dec 30, 2025, 5:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:06 PM

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@deep thicket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:30 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

deep thicket Dec 30, 2025, 5:32 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:32 PM

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@deep thicket, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

severe fable Dec 30, 2025, 5:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:43 PM

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@severe fable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Dec 30, 2025, 5:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:57 PM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Dec 30, 2025, 6:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:07 PM

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@oak temple, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 30, 2025, 6:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @deep thicket, @plush otter, @oak temple, @jolly swift, @fierce ermine, @nova plover, @formal badge, @severe fable, @hidden wolf, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@plush otter zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@formal badge tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@fierce ermine sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@amber ermine tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@severe fable tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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While playing at the beach, @oak temple buried @hidden wolf in the sand. It took @hidden wolf several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@deep thicket was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @deep thicket died.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @nova plover felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@jolly swift learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@hidden wolf literally gaslighted @plush otter by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @plush otter died.

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@fierce ermine trash talked @tranquil wyvern, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @fierce ermine suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @fierce ermine died.

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@formal badge found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @formal badge walked out the door.

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@amber ermine searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@carmine cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @nova plover's head instead. @nova plover died.

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@severe fable went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @severe fable died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@jolly swift tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@oak temple set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@hidden wolf was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @hidden wolf died.

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@amber ermine saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @amber ermine died.

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@oak temple drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @oak temple died.

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@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @tranquil wyvern with a Rich Mahogany Sword while their cell phone was ringing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @hidden wolf
100 points go to 8th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @fierce ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

oak temple Dec 30, 2025, 6:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:42 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 30, 2025, 6:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:42 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Dec 30, 2025, 6:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:42 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

knotty crescent Dec 30, 2025, 7:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 7:13 PM

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@knotty crescent, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 30, 2025, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 30, 2025, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

pearl pulsar Dec 30, 2025, 7:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 7:31 PM

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@pearl pulsar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 30, 2025, 7:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 7:48 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tender helm Dec 30, 2025, 8:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 8:04 PM

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@tender helm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 30, 2025, 8:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 8:25 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk schooner Dec 30, 2025, 8:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 8:29 PM

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@silk schooner, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @knotty crescent, @silk schooner, @oak temple, @tender helm, @pearl pulsar, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@oak temple tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@amber ermine woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @silk schooner found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @amber ermine with bug spray. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@glacial totem got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @glacial totem, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @glacial totem died.

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@pearl pulsar found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @knotty crescent, @tranquil wyvern, and @tender helm. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @tender helm died.

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@oak temple found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@tranquil wyvern found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@pearl pulsar built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @pearl pulsar died.

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@formal badge emerged from a tree stump and scolded @silk schooner for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @silk schooner was still holding an axe. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn and @oak temple built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@knotty crescent used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @knotty crescent. @knotty crescent died.

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@silk schooner invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @oak temple, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @oak temple died.

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@silk schooner was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @silk schooner died.

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@tranquil wyvern felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @carmine cairn setting explosives beneath them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn played catch with a Paladin. @tight niche accidentally fumbled a catch. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @knotty crescent
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @pearl pulsar
100 points go to 9th place: @tender helm
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

oak temple Dec 30, 2025, 8:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 8:37 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tender helm Dec 30, 2025, 8:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 8:38 PM

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@tender helm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

orchid yoke Dec 30, 2025, 9:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:02 PM

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@orchid yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 9:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:11 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

viscid orchid Dec 30, 2025, 9:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:13 PM

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@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fierce ermine Dec 30, 2025, 9:20 PM

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bb!register

glacial totem Dec 30, 2025, 9:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:20 PM

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@fierce ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 30, 2025, 9:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 30, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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@dull portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:30 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dull portal, @oak temple, @glacial totem, @fierce ermine, @viscid orchid, @orchid yoke, @tender helm, @raw moss, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @dull portal caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@carmine cairn sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @carmine cairn died.

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@dull portal followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @dull portal discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @dull portal died.

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@glacial totem used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @glacial totem died.

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@viscid orchid splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tender helm observed disapprovingly.

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@fierce ermine was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @fierce ermine die

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@tight niche found a room full of Bunny Banners in @fierce ermine's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @fierce ermine. @fierce ermine died.

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@tender helm and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @viscid orchid was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@oak temple started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@tight niche drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@viscid orchid tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @viscid orchid was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @viscid orchid died.

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@orchid yoke gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @orchid yoke died.

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The Demolitionist told @tender helm that it was a good day to die. @tender helm thought so too. @tender helm died.

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@oak temple was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @oak temple died.

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@tight niche was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @oak temple
150 points go to 4th place: @tender helm
150 points go to 5th place: @orchid yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 7th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @dull portal
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

near mortar Dec 30, 2025, 10:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:50 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 11:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:05 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Dec 30, 2025, 11:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:08 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fierce ermine Dec 30, 2025, 11:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:17 PM

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@fierce ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 30, 2025, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:25 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 30, 2025, 11:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

gray sky Dec 30, 2025, 11:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:44 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

viral cape Dec 30, 2025, 11:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:47 PM

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@viral cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 12:25 AM

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@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 12:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 12:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

long vine Dec 31, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @oak temple, @viral cape, @fierce ermine, @near mortar, @ionic hawk, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @gray sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fierce ermine wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@oak temple tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@long vine followed @gray sky into the jungle. @long vine started looking left, right and center for @gray sky, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@viral cape listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @viral cape saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@brave shore, @near mortar and @viral cape played hot potato with a grenade. @viral cape forgot to pass it on. @viral cape died.

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@tight niche was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @tight niche suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@fierce ermine forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @fierce ermine died.

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@near mortar hadn't seen @ionic hawk in a long time, and missed them. @ionic hawk aimed a Sniper Rifle at @near mortar from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @tight niche died.

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@gray sky hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@raw moss was briefly jumpscared by @carmine cairn wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@long vine descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@oak temple tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @oak temple decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @gray sky into fertilizer. @gray sky died.

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@oak temple tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @oak temple died.

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@raw moss filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@carmine cairn angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@brave shore started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @ionic hawk and @carmine cairn out.

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@raw moss and @long vine ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@ionic hawk tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @ionic hawk died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @brave shore needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@long vine was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @carmine cairn tried putting @long vine back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @long vine died.

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@raw moss realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @fierce ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 31, 2025, 12:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 12:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.