#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 81

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 7:35 AM

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@next hemlock dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @next hemlock died.

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@tight niche stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@steel sentinel used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @steel sentinel died.

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@rancid flame got quantum-entangled with @brave shore, and used this opportunity to force @brave shore to pick their own nose.

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@rancid flame got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @rancid flame died.

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@brave shore obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @brave shore never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@tight niche flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @raw moss when the world was flipped.

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@brave shore stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@tight niche constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @brave shore by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @tight niche's positioning was a bit off. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@brave shore accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @brave shore allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@raw moss threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@raw moss received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid flame
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 25, 2025, 7:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 7:37 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 25, 2025, 7:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 7:54 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 25, 2025, 7:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 7:57 AM

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long vine Dec 25, 2025, 8:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 8:07 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 25, 2025, 8:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 8:17 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 25, 2025, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 8:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 25, 2025, 9:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 9:06 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 25, 2025, 9:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 9:25 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Dec 25, 2025, 9:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 9:28 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 25, 2025, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 9:29 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @modern plover, @long vine, @brave shore, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @amber ermine died.

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@glacial totem went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@modern plover stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @modern plover died.

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@raw moss brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@long vine playfully poked @tight niche and laughed. @tight niche playfully poked them back with a Mushroom Spear. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @true wren before they could say "Zoinks!" @true wren died.

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@steel sentinel looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@livid shuttle found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@tight niche told @raw moss that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @raw moss vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@livid shuttle fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @brave shore. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel was infected by a zombie virus. @steel sentinel died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @raw moss wasn't a pie. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 25, 2025, 9:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 9:37 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 25, 2025, 10:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 10:01 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 25, 2025, 10:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 10:01 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ebon matrix Dec 25, 2025, 10:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 10:26 AM

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tight niche Dec 25, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 10:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

quaint mason Dec 25, 2025, 10:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 10:36 AM

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@quaint mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 25, 2025, 10:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 10:51 AM

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zenith root Dec 25, 2025, 11:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 11:28 AM

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brave shore Dec 25, 2025, 11:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 11:29 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @ebon matrix, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @quaint mason, @brave shore, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@quaint mason played Frisbee with @livid shuttle using a Light Disc, but @livid shuttle unfortunately didn't have five hands. @livid shuttle died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @ebon matrix. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @ebon matrix died.

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@raw moss invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@tight niche consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@steel sentinel was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@amber ermine's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tranquil wyvern and @brave shore's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@quaint mason lulled @raw moss into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @raw moss died.

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@quaint mason went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @quaint mason died.

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@tight niche found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@steel sentinel was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @steel sentinel let them be.

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@zenith root cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @zenith root's heart! @zenith root died.

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@brave shore threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@tranquil wyvern started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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A monkey dramatically raised @brave shore up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @brave shore off said cliff. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@steel sentinel claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@tight niche brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@tight niche did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @steel sentinel, who happened to be watching. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 6th place: @quaint mason
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

ebon matrix Dec 25, 2025, 11:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 11:40 AM

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@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 25, 2025, 11:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 11:50 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 25, 2025, 12:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 12:00 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 25, 2025, 12:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 12:06 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 25, 2025, 12:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 12:10 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 25, 2025, 12:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 12:21 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 25, 2025, 12:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 12:26 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Dec 25, 2025, 12:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 12:29 PM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brave shore Dec 25, 2025, 12:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 12:30 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @ebon matrix, @tight niche, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@true wren was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@livid shuttle invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@long vine sat on a wall. @long vine had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @long vine together again. @long vine died.

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@ebon matrix, @zenith root, and @brave shore formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@true wren put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @true wren died.

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@tight niche started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @jolly swift and @brave shore out.

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@ebon matrix somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @ebon matrix died.

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@zenith root wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @steel sentinel, but failed to ask for consent.

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@brave shore claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@jolly swift spiced up @zenith root's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @zenith root died.

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@steel sentinel and @tranquil wyvern played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@tight niche drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@livid shuttle released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @livid shuttle, but it was very satisfying.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@livid shuttle's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@tight niche stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @tight niche's ego received a small boost.

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@brave shore was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@tranquil wyvern played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@tight niche tried to high-five @jolly swift, but @jolly swift went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@steel sentinel overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@brave shore watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@brave shore felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@steel sentinel let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@tight niche pumped @jolly swift full of lead. No one was hurt, but @jolly swift's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@jolly swift started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @steel sentinel was the bartender, @tight niche was the DJ, and @tranquil wyvern was the pinata. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@brave shore had the high ground, but @tight niche just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @brave shore toppling to their doom. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@tight niche tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

ebon matrix Dec 25, 2025, 12:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 12:43 PM

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@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 25, 2025, 12:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 12:44 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 25, 2025, 1:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 1:23 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 25, 2025, 1:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 1:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

true wren Dec 25, 2025, 1:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 1:31 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 25, 2025, 1:32 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 1:32 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Dec 25, 2025, 1:34 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 1:34 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 25, 2025, 1:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 1:48 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 25, 2025, 2:05 PM

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bB!register

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 2:05 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 25, 2025, 2:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 2:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

true wren Dec 25, 2025, 2:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 2:30 PM

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@true wren, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @ebon matrix, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @near mortar, @gray sky, @long vine, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @proud lava's brains. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn and @livid shuttle fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @carmine cairn won by breaking @livid shuttle's spine. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@ebon matrix asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @ebon matrix died.

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@gray sky made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@true wren decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@near mortar silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @long vine's back, which then integrated itself into @long vine's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@near mortar went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@tranquil wyvern started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@gray sky tickled @steel sentinel from behind while they were busy sharpening their Wooden Sword. @gray sky died.

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@true wren somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@long vine asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @long vine died.

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@true wren realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@carmine cairn used an Inferno Fork to eat. @tight niche thought they didn't notice, but @carmine cairn just really likes spicy food.

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@tranquil wyvern lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@tight niche drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@carmine cairn crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@tranquil wyvern flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@true wren was vehicularly manslaughtered by @tight niche's minecart. @true wren died.

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@tight niche told @steel sentinel that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @steel sentinel took those words literally and peeled @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave ferry Dec 25, 2025, 3:52 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @frank leaf, @near mortar, @static trout, @gray sky, @zealous citrus, and @brave ferry
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@steel sentinel attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @brave ferry watched the carnage from a safe distance. @steel sentinel died.

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@livid shuttle looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@livid shuttle dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @livid shuttle died.

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@gray sky and @tight niche were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@frank leaf learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@carmine cairn's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@frank leaf chewed some gum. It made @frank leaf feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @frank leaf died.

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@near mortar started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@zealous citrus used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@near mortar was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @near mortar died.

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@gray sky tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@static trout was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @static trout died.

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@tight niche wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@gray sky touched @tight niche's gun without permission. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @zealous citrus wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @carmine cairn all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@zealous citrus was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @zealous citrus died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @brave ferry disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@carmine cairn wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @brave ferry on a spit. @brave ferry died.

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@tight niche tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @carmine cairn, because @tight niche was wearing Frost armor.

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@tight niche watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@carmine cairn used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave ferry
150 points go to 4th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @static trout
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @frank leaf
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight niche Dec 25, 2025, 5:27 PM

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peak yoke Dec 25, 2025, 5:31 PM

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next hemlock Dec 25, 2025, 5:52 PM

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brave ferry Dec 25, 2025, 5:57 PM

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sleek geyser Dec 25, 2025, 6:15 PM

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proud lava Dec 25, 2025, 6:23 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @ebon matrix, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @weary crane, @sleek geyser, and @brave ferry
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@proud lava heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @proud lava stopped because their voice became horse.

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@raw moss had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@proud lava followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @proud lava discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @proud lava died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @peak yoke's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@weary crane combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@ebon matrix read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @ebon matrix died.

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@tight niche tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @tight niche died.

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@peak yoke was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@sleek geyser, @weary crane, and @brave ferry worked on a group project, but it looked like @sleek geyser was doing most of the work.

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@next hemlock found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @raw moss, @carmine cairn, and @weary crane. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @weary crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@brave ferry somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @brave ferry's chests for the rest of its life.

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@raw moss placed chests all over the world except where @sleek geyser was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @sleek geyser died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@next hemlock became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@brave ferry developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@carmine cairn spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@next hemlock was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@brave ferry tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@brave ferry was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @brave ferry died.

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@raw moss used their Light's Bane to lop off @tranquil wyvern's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @raw moss invented golf. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn saw @raw moss trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @carmine cairn is calling the police!

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@next hemlock opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@next hemlock reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@carmine cairn pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @raw moss.

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@raw moss put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @raw moss whole. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brave ferry
150 points go to 6th place: @sleek geyser
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 25, 2025, 6:39 PM

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peak yoke Dec 25, 2025, 6:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 25, 2025, 7:05 PM

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hidden wolf Dec 25, 2025, 7:08 PM

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fierce ermine Dec 25, 2025, 7:11 PM

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vague sequoia Dec 25, 2025, 7:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 7:12 PM

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frank leaf Dec 25, 2025, 7:22 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 25, 2025, 7:25 PM

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dim gale Dec 25, 2025, 7:26 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @hidden wolf, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @frank leaf, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @fierce ermine, and @vague sequoia
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@hidden wolf unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @hidden wolf died.

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@vague sequoia took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @carmine cairn's Rod of Discord.

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@peak yoke spoke softly to @dim gale while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @dim gale died.

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@frank leaf gazed at clouds with @sweet fractal. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@tranquil wyvern made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@fierce ermine went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@carmine cairn performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @frank leaf wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@fierce ermine used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@raw moss was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @raw moss suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@frank leaf spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @frank leaf died.

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@sweet fractal recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@vague sequoia managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@peak yoke read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@peak yoke’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@sweet fractal tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @sweet fractal died.

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@vague sequoia and @peak yoke played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @vague sequoia was the chicken. @peak yoke died.

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The moon hit @fierce ermine's eye like a big pizza pie. @fierce ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tranquil wyvern's artistic genius.

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@vague sequoia ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @vague sequoia died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @raw moss spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@carmine cairn opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@raw moss started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@tranquil wyvern donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@tranquil wyvern planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@carmine cairn tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@raw moss went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @raw moss's canvas.

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@carmine cairn dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@raw moss tried to assassinate @tranquil wyvern, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@tranquil wyvern was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tranquil wyvern's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@raw moss was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @vague sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @fierce ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @frank leaf
100 points go to 9th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 10th place: @hidden wolf

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 25, 2025, 7:46 PM

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bb!register

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vague sequoia Dec 25, 2025, 7:47 PM

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hidden wolf Dec 25, 2025, 7:49 PM

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nova plover Dec 25, 2025, 7:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 7:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 25, 2025, 7:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 7:58 PM

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proud lava Dec 25, 2025, 8:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 8:30 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 25, 2025, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 8:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

steel sentinel Dec 25, 2025, 8:35 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 8:35 PM

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peak yoke Dec 25, 2025, 8:36 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 8:36 PM

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potent talon Dec 25, 2025, 8:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 8:44 PM

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static trout Dec 25, 2025, 9:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 9:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 25, 2025, 9:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @hidden wolf, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @static trout, @peak yoke, @potent talon, and @vague sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @proud lava died.

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@vague sequoia messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@hidden wolf's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @hidden wolf died.

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@nova plover was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @nova plover died.

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@static trout landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @static trout accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @static trout died.

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@potent talon rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @potent talon's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@peak yoke heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tranquil wyvern, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@peak yoke wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @peak yoke died.

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@potent talon took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@potent talon tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @potent talon died.

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@carmine cairn started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@raw moss suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@vague sequoia ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @vague sequoia said "thanks, you too." @vague sequoia died.

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@steel sentinel thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@sweet fractal shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@tranquil wyvern was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@steel sentinel threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tranquil wyvern vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sweet fractal and @steel sentinel were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @sweet fractal fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Nimbus Rod.

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@raw moss tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@steel sentinel used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @steel sentinel then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@carmine cairn was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @steel sentinel. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @vague sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Dec 25, 2025, 10:47 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 25, 2025, 11:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hidden wolf, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @frank leaf, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @raw moss, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@hidden wolf placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @hidden wolf died.

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@frank leaf turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @frank leaf died.

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@static trout was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @static trout died.

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@peak yoke pointed a Shotgun at @brave shore and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @peak yoke looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @raw moss's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@nova plover rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @nova plover died.

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@long vine went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @long vine's fault.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @brave shore farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @brave shore died.

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@long vine ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @long vine, @next hemlock broke their fall with their own body. @next hemlock died.

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@steel sentinel tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@raw moss marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@carmine cairn performed surgery on a grape.

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@steel sentinel started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@long vine was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @long vine died.

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@raw moss pulled out their Exotic Scimitar and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @raw moss pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@carmine cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @steel sentinel knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@steel sentinel found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@raw moss wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @carmine cairn wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @raw moss killed the Traveling Merchant first. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @frank leaf

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 25, 2025, 11:38 PM

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peak yoke Dec 26, 2025, 12:03 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 26, 2025, 12:20 AM

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near mortar Dec 26, 2025, 12:48 AM

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glacial totem Dec 26, 2025, 12:50 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 26, 2025, 1:27 AM

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brave shore Dec 26, 2025, 1:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @limpid glacier saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @near mortar stabbed them in the back. @limpid glacier died.

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@brave shore overwhelmed @livid shuttle with a storm of flying bananas. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@nova plover declared war on emus. The emus won. @nova plover died.

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@long vine wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@raw moss slammed @glacial totem into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @glacial totem died.

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@near mortar killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@near mortar has fallen, and they can't get up. @near mortar died.

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@peak yoke started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@carmine cairn painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@raw moss finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@long vine started blocking @carmine cairn's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@brave shore put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@raw moss found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder followed @raw moss into the jungle. @abstract thunder started looking left, right and center for @raw moss, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@brave shore wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@brave shore found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@abstract thunder used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@brave shore started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @raw moss forced them to put in some more effort.

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@carmine cairn smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@raw moss flexed so hard on @brave shore that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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abstract thunder Dec 26, 2025, 1:37 AM

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raw moss Dec 26, 2025, 1:39 AM

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long vine Dec 26, 2025, 1:48 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 26, 2025, 1:55 AM

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glass vine Dec 26, 2025, 3:13 AM

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bb!register

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halcyon sable Dec 26, 2025, 3:14 AM

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viral cape Dec 26, 2025, 3:17 AM

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brave shore Dec 26, 2025, 3:30 AM

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candid imp Dec 26, 2025, 3:47 AM

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potent talon Dec 26, 2025, 4:03 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 26, 2025, 4:27 AM

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tight niche Dec 26, 2025, 4:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @viral cape, @glass vine, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @potent talon, @long vine, @candid imp, @brave shore, @abstract thunder, and @halcyon sable
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@halcyon sable stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@viral cape suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @viral cape died.

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@glass vine gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @glass vine died.

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@steel sentinel found @tight niche sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@potent talon and @carmine cairn had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@brave shore gave a hug to @candid imp and almost choked them to death!

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@abstract thunder paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Candy Cane Sword.

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@long vine tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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Poor @long vine. @long vine keeps getting pinged over and over again. @long vine is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @long vine. @long vine. @long vine.

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@candid imp found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@carmine cairn dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tight niche fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@brave shore was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@potent talon sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@potent talon used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @potent talon died.

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@steel sentinel and @long vine found themselves falling from a considerable height. @steel sentinel landed in a pool of water. @long vine did not. @long vine died.

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@candid imp was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @candid imp died.

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@tight niche took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@carmine cairn tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@halcyon sable distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@brave shore climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @raw moss and @steel sentinel.

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@brave shore's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@abstract thunder became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @abstract thunder died.

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@tight niche, @raw moss, and @halcyon sable raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@steel sentinel sacrificed @halcyon sable by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @halcyon sable died.

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@carmine cairn lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@raw moss decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @halcyon sable
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @candid imp
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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viral cape Dec 26, 2025, 4:37 AM

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bb!register

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halcyon sable Dec 26, 2025, 4:37 AM

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bb!register

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near mortar Dec 26, 2025, 5:05 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Dec 26, 2025, 5:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 5:07 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 26, 2025, 5:20 AM

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bb!register

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tight niche Dec 26, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 5:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

raw moss Dec 26, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

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mellow rover Dec 26, 2025, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

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muted geyser Dec 26, 2025, 5:42 AM

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bb!register

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tender dock Dec 26, 2025, 6:18 AM

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bb!register

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modern plover Dec 26, 2025, 6:18 AM

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vocal oasis Dec 26, 2025, 6:21 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 26, 2025, 6:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 6:26 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @vocal oasis, @carmine cairn, @tender dock, @long vine, @modern plover, @viral cape, @mellow rover, @near mortar, @halcyon sable, @raw moss, @muted geyser, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@vocal oasis hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @vocal oasis died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@halcyon sable and @raw moss set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@tender dock argued with @modern plover about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@long vine searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@near mortar took aim at @viral cape from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@mellow rover was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @long vine with its horns. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@modern plover practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @modern plover died.

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@muted geyser swapped @viral cape's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @viral cape then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @viral cape died.

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@mellow rover dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @mellow rover died.

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The sun burnt @raw moss into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@halcyon sable tied up @carmine cairn and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @carmine cairn to die. However, @carmine cairn managed to escape from their bonds.

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@near mortar got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @near mortar wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @near mortar was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@steel sentinel had a sleepover with @tight niche, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@near mortar's booty was plundered by pirates. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche warned @tender dock not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tender dock trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@halcyon sable made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @halcyon sable died.

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@muted geyser used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @carmine cairn tested this theory on @muted geyser, who bounced, and ended up being right. @muted geyser died.

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@raw moss complained to @tender dock that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@steel sentinel spun around in a full circle and shot @tender dock with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @tender dock died.

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@tight niche tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tender dock
150 points go to 6th place: @muted geyser
100 points go to 7th place: @halcyon sable
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @mellow rover
100 points go to 10th place: @viral cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ebon matrix Dec 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mellow rover Dec 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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raw moss Dec 26, 2025, 6:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 6:39 AM

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halcyon sable Dec 26, 2025, 6:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 6:40 AM

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tender dock Dec 26, 2025, 6:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 6:41 AM

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@tender dock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 26, 2025, 6:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 6:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:01 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 26, 2025, 7:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:07 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Dec 26, 2025, 7:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:25 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vague sequoia Dec 26, 2025, 7:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:27 AM

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@vague sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 26, 2025, 7:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 26, 2025, 7:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 26, 2025, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @tender dock, @vague sequoia, @brave shore, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @ebon matrix, @mellow rover, @halcyon sable, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @gray sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@vague sequoia jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @vague sequoia died.

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@brave shore started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @brave shore died.

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Santa Claus asked @tight niche what they wanted for Christmas. @tight niche replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@livid shuttle dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @halcyon sable felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@turbid skiff baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@mellow rover dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tender dock diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@ebon matrix was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @ebon matrix died.

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Thanks to @mellow rover's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tender dock's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @mellow rover died.

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@halcyon sable tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @halcyon sable died.

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@gray sky had a dirty mind. Then @turbid skiff sprayed @gray sky's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@tender dock stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @tender dock died.

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@turbid skiff needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@turbid skiff always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@raw moss accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @tender dock
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @halcyon sable
100 points go to 9th place: @mellow rover
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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raw moss Dec 26, 2025, 7:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:37 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tender dock Dec 26, 2025, 7:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:38 AM

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@tender dock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vague sequoia Dec 26, 2025, 7:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:38 AM

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@vague sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ebon matrix Dec 26, 2025, 7:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:49 AM

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@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 26, 2025, 7:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 7:52 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 26, 2025, 8:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 8:17 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 26, 2025, 8:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 8:22 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 26, 2025, 8:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 8:27 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 26, 2025, 8:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 8:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

gray sky Dec 26, 2025, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 8:39 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 8:58 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 9:24 AM

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@dim gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @ebon matrix, @dim gale, @tender dock, @raw moss, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, and @vague sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @livid shuttle died.

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@ebon matrix played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @ebon matrix died.

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@dim gale, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@dim gale moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @dim gale died.

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@tender dock gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @tender dock died.

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@steel sentinel knocked furiously on @gray sky's door while holding an axe. @gray sky shouted, "Who's there?"

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@gray sky started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @gray sky suddenly didn't feel so good. @gray sky died.

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@long vine did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@raw moss summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@vague sequoia wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @vague sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @tranquil wyvern rich and famous.

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@brave shore saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@tight niche insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @tranquil wyvern insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @tranquil wyvern, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@brave shore found some Diamond Ore. @raw moss quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@steel sentinel forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@steel sentinel told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @steel sentinel died.

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Hey @brave shore, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @brave shore died.

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@tight niche consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@raw moss obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@raw moss entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @vague sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @tender dock
100 points go to 10th place: @dim gale

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 26, 2025, 9:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 9:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 26, 2025, 9:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 9:41 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 26, 2025, 9:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 9:44 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 26, 2025, 10:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:06 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 26, 2025, 10:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:08 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dim gale Dec 26, 2025, 10:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:26 AM

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@dim gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 26, 2025, 10:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 26, 2025, 10:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:28 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Dec 26, 2025, 10:28 AM

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tight niche bb!register

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:28 AM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @dim gale, @nova plover, @raw moss, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @livid shuttle died.

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@dim gale equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@dim gale wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @dim gale's head. @dim gale died.

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@nova plover was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @nova plover died.

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@gray sky drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @gray sky died.

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@zenith root discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @zenith root died.

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@steel sentinel was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@long vine received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel and @brave shore had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @tight niche wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@raw moss got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@steel sentinel started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@tight niche tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@raw moss got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@brave shore saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@steel sentinel threw @raw moss in the washing machine and turned it on. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @steel sentinel was revived.

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@brave shore wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@brave shore tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@steel sentinel wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @brave shore into an apple. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 26, 2025, 10:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 26, 2025, 10:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:52 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 26, 2025, 10:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:54 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 26, 2025, 10:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:57 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 26, 2025, 11:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 11:01 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ebon matrix Dec 26, 2025, 11:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 11:21 AM

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@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 26, 2025, 11:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 11:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Dec 26, 2025, 11:28 AM

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tight niche bb!register

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 11:29 AM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 26, 2025, 11:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 11:29 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 26, 2025, 11:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 11:29 AM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @ebon matrix, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift aimed a spinning toy at @steel sentinel, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@zenith root joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @zenith root was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@brave shore drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tight niche was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@raw moss performed open heart surgery on @long vine, even though @long vine never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @long vine died.

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@ebon matrix tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @ebon matrix died.

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@tranquil wyvern searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@gray sky won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@gray sky tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @gray sky died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @tight niche

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@tranquil wyvern hosted a spelling bee! @raw moss had to spell "cat". @zenith root had to spell "rain". @jolly swift had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@zenith root thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @zenith root died.

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@tight niche learned all of @brave shore's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@raw moss and @tranquil wyvern were about to face off, but @raw moss had to run off to the restroom first.

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@steel sentinel was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@jolly swift asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@raw moss walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@jolly swift accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @jolly swift, go jump off that cliff. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@tranquil wyvern made fun of @brave shore for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @brave shore shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@raw moss drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@brave shore's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Muramasa was nice and clean, but their Iron Bow's string broke, and their Nettle Burst cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@tight niche invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @steel sentinel was watching. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 26, 2025, 11:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 11:42 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 26, 2025, 11:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 11:54 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 26, 2025, 11:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 11:58 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 26, 2025, 12:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 12:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 26, 2025, 12:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 12:29 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

gray sky Dec 26, 2025, 12:34 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 12:34 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 12:51 PM

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 26, 2025, 1:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 1:19 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tender dock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

kind scroll Dec 26, 2025, 1:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 1:28 PM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @kind scroll, @tender dock, @near mortar, @gray sky, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle and @tight niche relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@steel sentinel tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @steel sentinel died.

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@livid shuttle tried to save @gray sky's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @livid shuttle died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @near mortar died.

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@long vine found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @long vine headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@long vine successfully snuck into @tender dock's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @long vine died.

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@brave shore accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@kind scroll flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@tender dock claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@tight niche decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tender dock was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @tender dock died.

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@tight niche found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @kind scroll with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tranquil wyvern to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@gray sky tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@kind scroll and @gray sky were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@tranquil wyvern blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @tranquil wyvern's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@tight niche went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@gray sky was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @gray sky died.

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@kind scroll accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern found some soup in their fly.

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@tranquil wyvern tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @tender dock
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

gray sky Dec 26, 2025, 1:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 1:42 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 26, 2025, 1:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 26, 2025, 1:43 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 26, 2025, 1:47 PM

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bb!register