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500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 6th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon
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@carmine cairn befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.
@tight niche was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.
@livid shuttle attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @livid shuttle died.
@tough vessel consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.
@rancid citrus was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @rancid citrus died.
@zealous citrus threw @carmine cairn into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @zealous citrus a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @carmine cairn died.
@static trout found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @static trout died.
@raw moss ran out of bullets while fighting @tough vessel, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @tough vessel died.
@tight niche tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.
@peak yoke built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.
@zealous citrus spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @long vine. @zealous citrus died.
While examining a strange emblem, @long vine accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @long vine died.
@peak yoke was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.
@raw moss slammed @peak yoke into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @peak yoke died.
@tight niche put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @tough vessel
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle
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@near mortar was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.
While exploring the Jungle, @proud lava needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @proud lava. @proud lava died.
@livid shuttle stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @livid shuttle died.
@near mortar picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @near mortar died.
@tight niche combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.
@zealous citrus briefly considered proposing marriage to @raw moss, but married a bee instead.
@potent talon found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.
@gray sky donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.
@true wren found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.
A mysterious stranger gave @potent talon a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @zealous citrus with it. However, @potent talon clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @potent talon died.
@peak yoke ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @peak yoke's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @peak yoke died.
@true wren wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?
@gray sky found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tough vessel, who silenced @gray sky by filling their hiding place with water. @gray sky died.
@tight niche tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @short mural, but it refused to listen because @tight niche didn't have enough badges.
A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @tough vessel. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @tough vessel died.
@zealous citrus likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @zealous citrus probably liked trains a bit too much. @zealous citrus died.
@true wren went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @true wren died.
@short mural tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @short mural died.
@tight niche went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.
@tight niche donned a Martian costume and chased @long vine in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @long vine died.
@raw moss went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tight niche had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @short mural
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @tough vessel
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon
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@zealous citrus was tired of @livid shuttle constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @livid shuttle's front yard. @livid shuttle died.
@nova plover wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @nova plover died.
@tight niche shot a sand block at @raw moss with a Sandgun, but @raw moss managed to mine it while it was still in the air.
@peak yoke embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @peak yoke tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @peak yoke died.
@tranquil wyvern tried to deal a finishing blow to @velvet peak, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.
@gray sky found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.
@tranquil wyvern performed an interpretive dance for @raw moss and @long vine as a way to gain their trust and friendship.
@gray sky got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @gray sky died.
@long vine hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @long vine died.
@zealous citrus and @raw moss found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.
@tranquil wyvern found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.
@zealous citrus snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @zealous citrus died.
@velvet peak built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.
@raw moss tried to throw a Cobalt Naginata at @tranquil wyvern before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.
@velvet peak was in the middle of taking a shower when @tight niche took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @velvet peak died.
@tight niche walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.
@tranquil wyvern used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!
@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tranquil wyvern died.
@raw moss took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle
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@fiery belfry theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.
@livid shuttle called @ashen spire a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @livid shuttle died.
@glass vine became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @true wren had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @glass vine's suffering. @glass vine died.
@ashen spire had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @olive garden shot them with an arrow. @ashen spire died.
@fiery belfry used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @fiery belfry died.
@long vine used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @long vine didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @long vine died.
@halcyon sable declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tranquil wyvern wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @halcyon sable by stabbing them 64 times. @halcyon sable died.
@olive garden adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.
@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.
@true wren tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @true wren is now bald.
@tight niche fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @raw moss and @olive garden to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.
@tranquil wyvern attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.
@true wren joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.
@tight niche wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?
@raw moss summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @true wren's life points directly. @true wren died.
@tranquil wyvern fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.
@tranquil wyvern decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.
@raw moss began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.
@olive garden ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @olive garden died.
@raw moss flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.
@tranquil wyvern was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.
@tight niche got tired of @tranquil wyvern constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @tranquil wyvern died.
@tight niche jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.
@raw moss was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.
@raw moss was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.
@tight niche became convinced that @raw moss was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @raw moss, who was left very confused (and wet).
@raw moss found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @raw moss was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.
@tight niche woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @raw moss found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @tight niche with bug spray. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @halcyon sable
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine
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@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @dim gale, @stark sequoia, @lime creek, @raw moss, @near mortar, @tawdry sedge, @slender phoenix, @gray sky, @brave shore, @true wren, and @velvet peak
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@slender phoenix traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.
@dim gale tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @dim gale died.
@near mortar trash talked @velvet peak, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @near mortar suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @near mortar died.
@tawdry sedge's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @tawdry sedge died.
@lime creek descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.
@stark sequoia angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.
@slender phoenix became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @slender phoenix died.
@brave shore teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.
@velvet peak didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?
@tranquil wyvern and @true wren played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.
@gray sky started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.
@gray sky went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @gray sky died.
After opening a present, @lime creek discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.
@raw moss used their embezzled funds to shred through @true wren with a Coin Gun. @true wren died.
@stark sequoia tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.
@lime creek told @velvet peak to step off their carpet, which they did. @lime creek proceeded to murder @velvet peak, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @velvet peak died.
@brave shore found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.
@lime creek baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @lime creek died.
@tranquil wyvern was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.
@stark sequoia built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.
@brave shore sang a song to try to impress @raw moss, @stark sequoia, and @tight niche. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.
@tranquil wyvern had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.
@stark sequoia skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @stark sequoia died.
@tranquil wyvern sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @tranquil wyvern died.
@tight niche played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @tight niche. @tight niche died.
@brave shore wondered why weapons can't be painted.
@brave shore was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @brave shore died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @stark sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @slender phoenix
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@livid shuttle invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.
@remote glen found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.
@livid shuttle took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @livid shuttle died.
@uneven flame accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @uneven flame died.
@tranquil wyvern promised to @long vine that they would never give them up, nor let them down.
@hot osprey toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @hot osprey died.
@remote glen couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Tin Broadsword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @remote glen's heart and brain. @remote glen died.
@tight niche used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
@long vine gave @gray sky a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @gray sky gave @long vine a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @long vine died.
@tight niche equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.
Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @gray sky being mercilessly tickled by @steel tartan.
@olive garden was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.
@steel tartan got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @steel tartan died.
@tranquil wyvern thought that @jolly swift was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.
@jolly swift splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @olive garden observed disapprovingly.
@brave shore fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @brave shore died.
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@gray sky tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @gray sky died.
@tight niche tried to attack @tranquil wyvern with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.
@olive garden and @jolly swift strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @olive garden suggested using cover against them. @jolly swift recommended squirting them with lemon juice.
@tranquil wyvern was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @tranquil wyvern died.
@tight niche and @olive garden played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.
@jolly swift found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.
@jolly swift found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.
@olive garden became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.
@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.
@jolly swift purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.
@olive garden used a Medusa Head on @jolly swift and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @jolly swift died.
@olive garden stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.
@olive garden ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @olive garden died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @olive garden
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @remote glen
100 points go to 10th place: @hot osprey
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There was a snake in @livid shuttle's boot! @livid shuttle died.
@near mortar found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.
@near mortar dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @near mortar died.
@long vine went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.
@gray sky took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @gray sky died.
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@tight niche walked up to @long vine and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tight niche, that kills people! @long vine died.
@fleet sundial made some scary noises in the dark. @steel sentinel sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @fleet sundial died.
@tight niche crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @tight niche's entire body.
@indigo inlet wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?
@tranquil wyvern launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.
@tranquil wyvern drank sand for 10 hours. @tranquil wyvern died.
@steel sentinel beat @indigo inlet into a pulp with a stale baguette. @indigo inlet died.
@carmine cairn became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.
@steel sentinel passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.
@carmine cairn won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.
@tight niche tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.
@tight niche tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @tight niche. @tight niche died.
The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @steel sentinel's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.
@carmine cairn was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @indigo inlet
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle
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@zealous citrus purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @zealous citrus ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.
@nova plover challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @nova plover died.
@fleet sundial tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @fleet sundial died.
@halcyon sable hadn't seen @tight niche in a long time, and missed them. @tight niche aimed a Sniper Rifle at @halcyon sable from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @halcyon sable died.
@carmine cairn and @dim gale were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.
@tranquil wyvern began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.
@dim gale found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....
@tight niche started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @zealous citrus and @tranquil wyvern.
@steel sentinel was dunked on by @carmine cairn. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.
@jolly swift was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.
@tranquil wyvern climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @tranquil wyvern died.
@steel sentinel was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @steel sentinel died.
@dim gale entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.
@dim gale asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @carmine cairn, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @dim gale to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @dim gale died.
@zealous citrus challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @zealous citrus died.
The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @jolly swift's. @jolly swift died.
@carmine cairn solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.
@tight niche merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.
@tight niche was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @halcyon sable
100 points go to 9th place: @fleet sundial
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover
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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @limpid glacier was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.
@tardy steppe somehow convinced @limpid glacier that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @limpid glacier died.
@sweet fractal didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @sweet fractal died.
@static trout invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?
@steel sentinel tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.
@tawdry sedge was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @tawdry sedge died.
@lost nova had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.
@open storm threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @open storm unlocked the power of flight!
@carmine cairn tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.
@open storm damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.
@tardy steppe tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.
@static trout ran with scissors. @static trout died.
@open storm triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @open storm died.
The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @lost nova's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @lost nova died.
After partying all night, @tardy steppe was shot by @carmine cairn in a swimming pool. @tardy steppe died.
@carmine cairn ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @carmine cairn died.
@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.
@tight niche explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.
@steel sentinel wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.
@steel sentinel visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @steel sentinel thought her hands were more interesting.
@tight niche tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.
@steel sentinel was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tardy steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @open storm
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @tawdry sedge
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier
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@limpid glacier stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @limpid glacier died.
@steel sentinel begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.
@sweet fractal fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.
@livid shuttle had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @livid shuttle died.
@sweet fractal sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @sweet fractal died.
@tight niche escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.
@tranquil wyvern dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @tough raven, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @tough raven died.
@raw moss angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @raw moss died.
@frosty idol clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @frosty idol died.
@carmine cairn modified @next ravine's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @next ravine was never seen again. @next ravine died.
@tranquil wyvern got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.
@tight niche escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.
@steel sentinel screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.
@tranquil wyvern was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @tranquil wyvern died.
@dim gale tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @dim gale died.
@steel sentinel's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.
@carmine cairn tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."
Tired of eating plain toast, @tight niche started trying to extract butter from butterflies.
@tight niche drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.
@steel sentinel practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".
@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!
@carmine cairn tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.
@steel sentinel and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @tight niche tattled on them.
@tight niche got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @tight niche died.
@steel sentinel thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @steel sentinel in disguise. Huh? @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @next ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @frosty idol
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @tough raven
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal
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@limpid glacier was walked on by a Martian Walker. @limpid glacier died.
@carmine cairn failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.
@next hemlock built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.
@frank leaf traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @frank leaf did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @frank leaf died.
@tranquil wyvern tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @nova plover and @fierce ermine, who did not approve of gambling.
@faint summit drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @sweet fractal appeared instead.
@steel sentinel started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.
@fierce ermine handed @sweet fractal a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @sweet fractal died.
@nova plover got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @nova plover died.
@faint summit wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @faint summit died.
@fierce ermine spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tight niche. @fierce ermine died.
@next hemlock slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @tranquil wyvern's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @tranquil wyvern died.
@next hemlock tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @next hemlock died.
@carmine cairn trapped @tight niche in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tight niche managed to escape regardless.
@carmine cairn tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".
@tight niche had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @tight niche's skull. @tight niche died.
@steel sentinel used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @faint summit
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @frank leaf
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@raw moss found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.
@limpid glacier took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @limpid glacier died.
@tight niche accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @tight niche died. @tight niche died. @tight niche died. @tight niche died.
@glacial totem drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.
@next hemlock decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.
@nova plover spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @nova plover died.
@brave shore accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.
@peak yoke tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.
@tough raven tried to destroy @brave shore by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.
@raw moss modified @tough raven's Nightmare Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @tough raven was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @tough raven died.
@steel sentinel made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @next hemlock walked all over it. #(##^)#
@glacial totem befriended @peak yoke by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.
@peak yoke found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.
@glacial totem discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @glacial totem died.
After an intense fight, @brave shore was beaten by @next hemlock in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @next hemlock told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.
@brave shore was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @brave shore died.
@raw moss started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.
@peak yoke tried to launch a poison dart frog at @carmine cairn through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @peak yoke has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @peak yoke died.
@steel sentinel fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.
@raw moss didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @next hemlock, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @next hemlock died.
@raw moss attacked @steel sentinel with a Legendary Zenith, but @steel sentinel's pen was mightier. @raw moss died.
@carmine cairn tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.
@carmine cairn faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.
@steel sentinel tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @steel sentinel's mouth.
@carmine cairn tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @tough raven
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche
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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @frank leaf, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @frosty idol, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @tough vessel
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The fighting begins again!
@livid shuttle tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.
@carmine cairn watched @peak yoke go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @peak yoke was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.
@raw moss drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.
@steel sentinel was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.
@livid shuttle blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @livid shuttle died.
@long vine was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.
@frank leaf's skeleton decided that @frank leaf wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @frank leaf died.
@frosty idol constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.
@glacial totem tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.
@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?
@glacial totem found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.
@glacial totem was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @glacial totem died.
@steel sentinel called @frosty idol a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @frosty idol died.
@static trout ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @static trout died.
@peak yoke followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @peak yoke died.
@raw moss preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.
@long vine burst with happiness, quite literally. @long vine died.
@tough vessel got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @tough vessel died.
@raw moss was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @raw moss died.
@steel sentinel was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tough vessel
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @frosty idol
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @frank leaf
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@velvet dune found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @raw moss to check it out. @raw moss decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.
@livid shuttle realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @livid shuttle died.
@frank leaf put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@frank leaf died.
@peak yoke cornered @long vine at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @long vine started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!
@peak yoke summoned a solar eclipse while @steel sentinel was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @peak yoke died.
@long vine crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @potent talon laughed at them, not knowing that @long vine was just a completionist.
The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @raw moss over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.
@potent talon ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @potent talon died.
@velvet dune started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.
@steel sentinel was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.
@carmine cairn trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.
@long vine fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @long vine died.
@raw moss made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!
@carmine cairn couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.
@faint summit tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @faint summit died.
@velvet dune shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @velvet dune's head. @velvet dune died.
@raw moss offered to add a gold trim to @steel sentinel's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.
@carmine cairn was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @carmine cairn lived.
@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.
@carmine cairn stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @carmine cairn died.
@steel sentinel sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.
@raw moss found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.
@steel sentinel hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @faint summit
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @frank leaf
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle
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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @frank leaf, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @static trout, @frosty idol, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @long vine, @brave shore, and @fleet sundial
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The fighting begins again!
@livid shuttle tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @livid shuttle died.
@potent talon suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.
@raw moss saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.
@fleet sundial watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.
@tranquil wyvern disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.
@frank leaf tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.
@frank leaf accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @frank leaf died.
While streaming a fitness game, @static trout accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.
@long vine looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.
@glacial totem was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @glacial totem died.
@static trout used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @static trout. @static trout died.
@steel sentinel tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.
@tranquil wyvern walked into a bar. @potent talon laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.
@brave shore just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.
@peak yoke took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @steel sentinel and @carmine cairn ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.
@long vine captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.
@raw moss was arrested for killing @frosty idol with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @frosty idol died.
@fleet sundial had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.
@tranquil wyvern started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @tranquil wyvern decided that they were done with mining for the day.
@peak yoke started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @peak yoke died.
@brave shore stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @brave shore blinked first.
@fleet sundial started rallying for goblin rights.
@potent talon tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @potent talon died.
@long vine got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @long vine died.
@brave shore reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @steel sentinel in a Fish costume.
A mysterious stranger gave @fleet sundial a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @carmine cairn with it. However, @fleet sundial clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @fleet sundial died.
@raw moss started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.
@tranquil wyvern was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @tranquil wyvern died.
@raw moss told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @steel sentinel and @brave shore.
@carmine cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.
@raw moss found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.
@brave shore found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.
@carmine cairn contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.
@steel sentinel crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?
@brave shore was looking kind of dumb after @steel sentinel's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @brave shore died.
The Wall of Flesh told @raw moss that there was something stuck in their teeth. @raw moss checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @raw moss died.
@steel sentinel vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @frosty idol
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@steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @frank leaf, @raw moss, @near mortar, @static trout, @peak yoke, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, and @true wren
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After @frank leaf went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @frank leaf died.
@near mortar was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @near mortar died.
@peak yoke found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.
@true wren took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.
@gray sky tried to steal @raw moss's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.
@long vine dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @long vine is going to be stuck there for a while.
@static trout heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @static trout died.
Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @steel sentinel. Queen Bee died.
@carmine cairn heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.
@long vine planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.
@true wren donned a Martian costume and chased @peak yoke in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @peak yoke died.
@brave shore used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.
@gray sky's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @gray sky died.
@tight niche calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.
@brave shore teleported behind @long vine using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @long vine died.
@true wren tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @true wren died.
@raw moss got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @raw moss died.
@brave shore was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?
@steel sentinel's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @steel sentinel sobbed while holding its lifeless body.
@carmine cairn and @tight niche got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.
@carmine cairn was tired of @tight niche constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @tight niche's front yard. @tight niche died.
@steel sentinel used the power of Flex Tape to stick @carmine cairn in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @carmine cairn's suffering to a swift end. @carmine cairn died.
@steel sentinel wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.
@brave shore and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @steel sentinel was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.
@steel sentinel was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @brave shore!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout
Thanks for Playing Everyone!
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raven turret
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raw moss
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static trout
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steel sentinel
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near mortar
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long vine
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potent talon
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nova plover
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brave shore
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tight niche
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @static trout, @potent talon, @long vine, @brave shore, and @raven turret
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@raw moss hid from @near mortar after @static trout exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.
@tight niche held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.
The Wizard showed @long vine their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."
@livid shuttle boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @livid shuttle died.
@potent talon returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.
@nova plover was eaten by a tree. @nova plover died.
@brave shore was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".
@steel sentinel was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".
@near mortar felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @raw moss setting explosives beneath them. @near mortar died.
Using some fast flying maneuvers, @static trout managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.
Someone let the dogs out! @static trout tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @static trout died.
@tight niche tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.
@potent talon was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @potent talon died.
@raven turret became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @raven turret died.
@long vine trapped @brave shore in a maze, but while they were taunting @brave shore, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.
@long vine got burninated by Tim. @long vine died.
@steel sentinel fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @steel sentinel died.
@tight niche jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @tight niche died.
@brave shore tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @brave shore died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @raven turret
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover
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long vine
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raw moss
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potent talon
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static trout
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nova plover
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brave shore
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steel sentinel
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rancid flame
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next hemlock
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remote pumice
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tight niche
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glacial totem
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @next hemlock, @rancid flame, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @static trout, @potent talon, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@potent talon pointed a wooden wand at @next hemlock and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.
@livid shuttle joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @livid shuttle died.
@remote pumice was cornered by @brave shore, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.
@glacial totem started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.
@tight niche didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @nova plover's. @nova plover died.
@static trout disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @glacial totem, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @glacial totem died.
While riding on minecart rails, @remote pumice accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @remote pumice died.
@rancid flame tried to stab @static trout, but @static trout's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @static trout died.
@potent talon challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @potent talon died.
@brave shore started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.
@long vine found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @next hemlock, who silenced @long vine by filling their hiding place with water. @long vine died.
Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @steel sentinel flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.
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