#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 75

gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 3:35 AM

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@brave shore used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@strong drum lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @strong drum died.

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@carmine cairn planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@steel sentinel ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@brave shore suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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After eating supper together, @carmine cairn betrayed @steel sentinel in exchange for 30 silver coins. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @strong drum
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @analog lintel
100 points go to 7th place: @worthy socket
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 19, 2025, 3:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 3:42 AM

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static trout Dec 19, 2025, 3:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 3:47 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 19, 2025, 3:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 3:58 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 19, 2025, 3:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 3:59 AM

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worthy socket Dec 19, 2025, 4:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 4:01 AM

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glacial totem Dec 19, 2025, 4:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 4:12 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 19, 2025, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 4:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 19, 2025, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 4:29 AM

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fiery belfry Dec 19, 2025, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 4:29 AM

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@fiery belfry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Dec 19, 2025, 4:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 4:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @worthy socket, @static trout, @fiery belfry, @brave shore, and @strong drum
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@tranquil wyvern threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @glacial totem would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @glacial totem died.

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@worthy socket made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @worthy socket died.

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@static trout was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @static trout died.

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@fiery belfry tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel modified @brave shore's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @brave shore was never seen again. @brave shore died.

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@strong drum tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @strong drum died.

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@carmine cairn made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@tranquil wyvern did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@carmine cairn put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@steel sentinel tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @raw moss, but it refused to listen because @steel sentinel didn't have enough badges.

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@raw moss tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @raw moss died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @steel sentinel's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@steel sentinel soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @steel sentinel dyed.

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@carmine cairn found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@carmine cairn entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@steel sentinel wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@steel sentinel was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @carmine cairn's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @strong drum
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @worthy socket
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 19, 2025, 4:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 4:37 AM

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glacial totem Dec 19, 2025, 4:41 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 19, 2025, 4:48 AM

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long vine Dec 19, 2025, 4:54 AM

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true wren Dec 19, 2025, 4:58 AM

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worthy socket Dec 19, 2025, 5:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 5:03 AM

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fathom barn Dec 19, 2025, 5:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 5:08 AM

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near mortar Dec 19, 2025, 5:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 5:19 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 19, 2025, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 5:20 AM

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vagrant storm Dec 19, 2025, 5:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 5:27 AM

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@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @worthy socket, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @strong drum, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@fathom barn was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @fathom barn died.

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@glacial totem accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @glacial totem died.

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@strong drum splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @worthy socket observed disapprovingly.

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@near mortar got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@carmine cairn stole @vagrant storm's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @vagrant storm was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@raw moss wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@worthy socket started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @long vine and @true wren.

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@worthy socket became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @worthy socket died.

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@strong drum saw @carmine cairn trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @strong drum is calling the police!

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@strong drum tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @long vine demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @strong drum by two. @strong drum died.

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@true wren was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @true wren died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @steel sentinel over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@raw moss gave @vagrant storm Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @vagrant storm died.

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@steel sentinel was infected by a zombie virus. @steel sentinel died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@long vine desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@long vine went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @raw moss had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @long vine died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @steel sentinel thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@raw moss started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@carmine cairn tried to kill @steel sentinel, but failed to ask for consent.

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@steel sentinel hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@raw moss's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@carmine cairn caused @steel sentinel to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@carmine cairn found the Last Prism. Then @steel sentinel found another one, meaning that @carmine cairn's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@carmine cairn woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 8th place: @worthy socket
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Dec 19, 2025, 5:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 5:47 AM

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raw moss Dec 19, 2025, 5:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 5:47 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 19, 2025, 5:52 AM

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strong drum Dec 19, 2025, 5:55 AM

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fathom barn Dec 19, 2025, 6:07 AM

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near mortar Dec 19, 2025, 6:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 6:15 AM

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amber ermine Dec 19, 2025, 6:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 6:22 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 19, 2025, 6:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 6:25 AM

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brave shore Dec 19, 2025, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 6:29 AM

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tight niche Dec 19, 2025, 6:29 AM

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brave shore bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 6:29 AM

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hexed fiber Dec 19, 2025, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 6:30 AM

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@hexed fiber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed fiber, @fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @near mortar, @long vine, @brave shore, and @strong drum
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fathom barn was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @fathom barn died.

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@amber ermine woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@strong drum saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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Congratulations, @near mortar! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @near mortar died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @brave shore's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @brave shore died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@carmine cairn learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@long vine found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@strong drum was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @strong drum died.

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@long vine contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @long vine died.

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@raw moss flexed so hard on @hexed fiber that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @hexed fiber died.

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@steel sentinel found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@carmine cairn tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @carmine cairn quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@tight niche has fallen, and they can't get up. @tight niche died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @raw moss was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel found @carmine cairn sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@carmine cairn took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@carmine cairn managed to kill @steel sentinel by doing absolutely nothing. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

fathom barn Dec 19, 2025, 6:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 6:38 AM

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raw moss Dec 19, 2025, 6:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 6:39 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 19, 2025, 6:41 AM

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strong drum Dec 19, 2025, 6:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 6:44 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 19, 2025, 6:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 6:47 AM

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brave shore Dec 19, 2025, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 7:29 AM

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long vine Dec 19, 2025, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 7:29 AM

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tight niche Dec 19, 2025, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

fiery canyon Dec 19, 2025, 7:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 7:31 AM

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near mortar Dec 19, 2025, 7:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 7:47 AM

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amber ermine Dec 19, 2025, 7:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 7:53 AM

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rare quest Dec 19, 2025, 7:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 7:58 AM

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velvet peak Dec 19, 2025, 8:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 8:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 8:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@rare quest, @fiery canyon, @fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @near mortar, @long vine, @brave shore, @abstract thunder, @strong drum, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@rare quest was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @rare quest died.

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@fiery canyon tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @fiery canyon died.

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@fathom barn hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @fathom barn died.

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@velvet peak made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@abstract thunder and @livid shuttle were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @abstract thunder suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @livid shuttle turned around to look. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@long vine launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@amber ermine tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @near mortar died.

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@abstract thunder tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @abstract thunder died.

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@strong drum's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @strong drum died.

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@brave shore opportunistically attacked @velvet peak with a Seedler while their cell phone was ringing. @velvet peak died.

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@brave shore tried to attack @steel sentinel by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss started barking like a dog while chasing @tight niche.

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@raw moss claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@long vine took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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After @long vine drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel was dunked on by @raw moss. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@steel sentinel put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@raw moss painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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While examining a strange emblem, @tight niche accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 19, 2025, 8:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 8:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 19, 2025, 8:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 8:46 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 19, 2025, 8:46 AM

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@amber ermine played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @amber ermine died.

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@burnt storm saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@burnt storm embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @burnt storm tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @burnt storm died.

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@true wren and @tight niche got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@steel sentinel read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@long vine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder trapped @raw moss in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@true wren got impaled by Mourning Wood. @true wren died.

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@raw moss came out of @abstract thunder's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to deal a finishing blow to @tight niche, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @steel sentinel excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@steel sentinel constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@raw moss was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@tranquil wyvern just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@abstract thunder paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@junior arrow somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@tight niche asked @abstract thunder if they "knew the way". @abstract thunder didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@tranquil wyvern fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @steel sentinel was the bartender, @junior arrow was the DJ, and @abstract thunder was the pinata. @abstract thunder died.

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@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@raw moss learned all of @tranquil wyvern's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@junior arrow took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@tranquil wyvern saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@junior arrow decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @junior arrow died.

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@raw moss tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@steel sentinel had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @tight niche shot them with an arrow. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @junior arrow
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @burnt storm
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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abstract thunder Dec 19, 2025, 9:48 AM

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kind scroll Dec 19, 2025, 10:28 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
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@steel sentinel tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @steel sentinel was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@kind scroll tried to stab @amber ermine, but @amber ermine's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @amber ermine died.

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@white jolt accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@strong drum felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@brave shore swapped @raw moss's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @raw moss then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @raw moss died.

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@white jolt brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @white jolt died.

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@long vine crafted @abstract thunder into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @abstract thunder died.

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@strong drum trash talked @kind scroll, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @strong drum suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @strong drum died.

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@kind scroll accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@long vine calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@brave shore played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@long vine planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@long vine forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@tight niche tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @white jolt
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet peak Dec 19, 2025, 10:58 AM

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near mortar Dec 19, 2025, 11:13 AM

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long vine Dec 19, 2025, 11:21 AM

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tight niche Dec 19, 2025, 11:27 AM

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remote pumice Dec 19, 2025, 11:28 AM

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brave shore Dec 19, 2025, 11:28 AM

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zenith root Dec 19, 2025, 11:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @long vine, @brave shore, @zenith root, @strong drum, and @velvet peak
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@near mortar's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @near mortar died.

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@long vine curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @long vine in half. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@zenith root started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @zenith root died.

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@strong drum was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@jolly swift popped @velvet peak by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@strong drum thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @strong drum died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore and @remote pumice were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@remote pumice found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @strong drum
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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gray sky Dec 19, 2025, 11:58 AM

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long vine Dec 19, 2025, 12:01 PM

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kind scroll Dec 19, 2025, 12:03 PM

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white jolt Dec 19, 2025, 12:09 PM

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brave shore Dec 19, 2025, 12:20 PM

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steel tartan Dec 19, 2025, 12:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 19, 2025, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 12:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @kind scroll, @white jolt, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, @strong drum, and @steel tartan
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@jolly swift tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to assassinate @kind scroll, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@white jolt received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @white jolt died.

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@strong drum invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @gray sky, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @livid shuttle dried.

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@brave shore found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@strong drum dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @steel tartan, but @steel tartan simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @strong drum died.

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@steel tartan threatened @tranquil wyvern with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tranquil wyvern informed @steel tartan as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @steel tartan died.

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@livid shuttle tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@kind scroll made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @kind scroll died.

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@long vine got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@tight niche used an Inferno Fork to eat. @brave shore thought they didn't notice, but @tight niche just really likes spicy food.

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@long vine ripped @tranquil wyvern's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche rescued @long vine from drowning, but in reverse. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 8th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @white jolt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 19, 2025, 12:37 PM

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white jolt Dec 19, 2025, 12:38 PM

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long vine Dec 19, 2025, 12:39 PM

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amber ermine Dec 19, 2025, 12:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 19, 2025, 12:54 PM

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icy trail Dec 19, 2025, 12:57 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 19, 2025, 1:06 PM

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ashen spire Dec 19, 2025, 1:06 PM

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steel tartan Dec 19, 2025, 1:08 PM

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jolly swift Dec 19, 2025, 1:10 PM

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worthy ocean Dec 19, 2025, 1:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 1:12 PM

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tight niche Dec 19, 2025, 1:29 PM

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kind scroll Dec 19, 2025, 1:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@kind scroll, @steel tartan, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @worthy ocean, @icy trail, @jolly swift, @ashen spire, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @fiery canyon, @white jolt, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@steel tartan tried hacking into @ashen spire's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @ashen spire's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@true wren got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@steel tartan accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @steel tartan died.

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@tight niche refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@long vine swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @long vine died.

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@worthy ocean's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @worthy ocean died.

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@icy trail tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @icy trail died.

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@kind scroll searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@fiery canyon promised @ashen spire that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @ashen spire died.

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@livid shuttle was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @livid shuttle died.

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@kind scroll started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@amber ermine overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @true wren wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @true wren was flattened by a road roller. @true wren died.

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@white jolt purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @fiery canyon with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tranquil wyvern to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@amber ermine huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @fiery canyon's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @fiery canyon died.

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@white jolt asked for @tight niche's autograph. At first, @tight niche was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@white jolt's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @white jolt to notice them. @white jolt died.

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@jolly swift had @amber ermine lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, this wasn't a magic show. @amber ermine died.

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@kind scroll sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @kind scroll died.

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@jolly swift drank a Molotov Cocktail. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @white jolt
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @ashen spire

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@sweet fractal hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @sweet fractal died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @long vine was caught in the crossfire. @long vine died.

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@icy trail tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @icy trail died.

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@fiery canyon pranked @livid shuttle by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@kind scroll teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@proper wedge started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@gray sky created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @gray sky's artistic genius.

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@jolly swift ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @jolly swift, @barren scroll broke their fall with their own body. @barren scroll died.

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@velvet peak tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @velvet peak then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @velvet peak died.

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@livid shuttle was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @livid shuttle died.

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@kind scroll ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@fiery canyon was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @fiery canyon died.

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@amber ermine attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@gray sky found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@tight niche spiced up @proper wedge's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @proper wedge died.

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@gray sky wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @jolly swift wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @gray sky killed the Traveling Merchant first. @gray sky died.

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@amber ermine constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @kind scroll by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @amber ermine's positioning was a bit off. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift's skeleton decided that @jolly swift wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@kind scroll tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @kind scroll died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @kind scroll
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 10th place: @barren scroll

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@icy trail baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @icy trail died.

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@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @velvet peak, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @velvet peak died.

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@peak yoke looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @livid shuttle was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @livid shuttle had ever been in. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@fiery canyon became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @fiery canyon died.

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@raw moss spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@tight niche verbally roasted @silk barn so hard that they burst into flames. @silk barn died.

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@peak yoke read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @peak yoke died.

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@amber ermine's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @jolly swift and @proper wedge's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @amber ermine died.

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@proper wedge's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @proper wedge died.

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@carmine cairn discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@jolly swift started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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After years of research, @jolly swift found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@carmine cairn trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@tranquil wyvern declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tranquil wyvern's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @tranquil wyvern. Apparently, not that many. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@tight niche was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery canyon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @nova plover managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@tranquil wyvern told @jolly swift that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @jolly swift vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@fiery canyon tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@livid shuttle started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@icy trail and @viscid orchid discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@tight niche promised to @kind scroll that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@fiery canyon tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @fiery canyon died.

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@carmine cairn found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @carmine cairn pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@nova plover commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@livid shuttle was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @livid shuttle died.

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@kind scroll used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@velvet peak wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@tight niche recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@carmine cairn did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @jolly swift, who happened to be passing by.

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@icy trail and @viscid orchid were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @icy trail played solitaire. @viscid orchid stood behind them and watched.

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@kind scroll wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@nova plover placed chests all over the world except where @icy trail was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @icy trail died.

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@viscid orchid dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @viscid orchid died.

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@tight niche became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@kind scroll was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @nova plover, who happened to be watching. @nova plover died.

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@velvet peak hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tranquil wyvern's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tied up @jolly swift and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @jolly swift to die. However, @jolly swift managed to escape from their bonds.

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@tight niche drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

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@jolly swift thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @jolly swift's potions with Red Potions. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@carmine cairn heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tight niche, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@tight niche wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@carmine cairn flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@tight niche wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@tight niche summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @icy trail
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet peak Dec 19, 2025, 5:54 PM

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tight niche Dec 19, 2025, 6:27 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @icy trail, @viscid orchid, @carmine cairn, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @silk barn, and @velvet peak
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@silk barn offered to add a gold trim to @tranquil wyvern's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@jolly swift fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@velvet peak was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@carmine cairn set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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The Wall of Flesh told @viscid orchid that there was something stuck in their teeth. @viscid orchid checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @viscid orchid died.

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@peak yoke got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @peak yoke died.

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@icy trail and @remote pumice found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@silk barn tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @silk barn died.

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@fiery canyon let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@velvet peak challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@icy trail was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tranquil wyvern's Star Cannon. @icy trail died.

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A witch prophesized that @carmine cairn would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@fiery canyon heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @fiery canyon died.

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@remote pumice activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @remote pumice died.

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@jolly swift made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tight niche walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@tranquil wyvern used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @tight niche with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @tight niche with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 7th place: @icy trail
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight niche Dec 19, 2025, 7:30 PM

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worthy socket Dec 19, 2025, 7:37 PM

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silk barn Dec 19, 2025, 7:44 PM

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static trout Dec 19, 2025, 8:25 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @sturdy sluice, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @static trout, @nova plover, @silk barn, @worthy socket, and @tight niche
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@sturdy sluice fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @sturdy sluice died.

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@jolly swift brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@worthy socket spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@carmine cairn accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @carmine cairn.

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@velvet peak drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a wholesome reunion with @tight niche, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@static trout equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@nova plover opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@static trout found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @jolly swift, who silenced @static trout by filling their hiding place with water. @static trout died.

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@worthy socket had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@tranquil wyvern found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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Poor @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn keeps getting pinged over and over again. @carmine cairn is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn.

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@silk barn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@nova plover was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @nova plover died.

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@silk barn tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @silk barn died.

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@jolly swift argued with @tranquil wyvern about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@tight niche was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@worthy socket smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@worthy socket got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @tight niche got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @worthy socket died.

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@tranquil wyvern thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@jolly swift tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@jolly swift used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @jolly swift then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@tranquil wyvern swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @worthy socket
150 points go to 6th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 10th place: @sturdy sluice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Dec 19, 2025, 8:38 PM

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worthy socket Dec 19, 2025, 8:42 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 19, 2025, 8:42 PM

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proud lava Dec 19, 2025, 8:56 PM

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static trout Dec 19, 2025, 9:16 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 19, 2025, 9:20 PM

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raw moss Dec 19, 2025, 9:21 PM

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silk barn Dec 19, 2025, 9:23 PM

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tight niche Dec 19, 2025, 9:28 PM

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velvet peak Dec 19, 2025, 9:29 PM

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chrome dagger Dec 19, 2025, 9:29 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @proud lava, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @worthy socket, @static trout, @silk barn, @chrome dagger, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@worthy socket equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @fiery canyon into approaching. @worthy socket then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @fiery canyon with two Sniper Rifle shots. @fiery canyon died.

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@static trout drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@jolly swift took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@proud lava hadn't seen @raw moss in a long time, and missed them. @raw moss aimed a Sniper Rifle at @proud lava from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @proud lava died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @velvet peak, @chrome dagger leaned away and farted.

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@worthy socket began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @worthy socket died.

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@silk barn pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @carmine cairn.

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@static trout was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @static trout died.

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@tight niche accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@chrome dagger swung a Breaker Blade at @jolly swift, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@raw moss felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tight niche took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@chrome dagger messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@velvet peak thought that @silk barn was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@jolly swift considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@carmine cairn and @silk barn started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @carmine cairn took out their actual shotgun. @silk barn died.

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@velvet peak was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Piranha Gun.

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@chrome dagger took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @chrome dagger died.

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@carmine cairn started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@tight niche snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@raw moss suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@raw moss wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @carmine cairn into an apple. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @chrome dagger
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @worthy socket
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud lava Dec 19, 2025, 9:42 PM

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raw moss Dec 19, 2025, 9:45 PM

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velvet peak Dec 19, 2025, 9:46 PM

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amber ermine Dec 19, 2025, 9:49 PM

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jolly swift Dec 19, 2025, 9:52 PM

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burnt storm Dec 19, 2025, 9:59 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 19, 2025, 10:15 PM

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long vine Dec 19, 2025, 10:29 PM

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tight niche Dec 19, 2025, 10:29 PM

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kind scroll Dec 19, 2025, 10:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @proud lava, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @kind scroll, @burnt storm, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @long vine, and @velvet peak
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@long vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @fiery canyon. @fiery canyon died.

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@velvet peak took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@sweet fractal and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tight niche was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@kind scroll recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@jolly swift cut through @proud lava with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @proud lava died.

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@burnt storm constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@amber ermine discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@burnt storm fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @burnt storm died.

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@sweet fractal found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss recruited @kind scroll as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@velvet peak sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @velvet peak died.

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@long vine was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@kind scroll drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@kind scroll wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @kind scroll died.

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@long vine woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @tight niche found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @long vine with bug spray. @long vine died.

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@jolly swift got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @burnt storm
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 19, 2025, 10:40 PM

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amber ermine Dec 19, 2025, 10:40 PM

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long vine Dec 19, 2025, 10:42 PM

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nova plover Dec 19, 2025, 10:43 PM

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burnt storm Dec 19, 2025, 10:48 PM

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peak yoke Dec 19, 2025, 10:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 10:50 PM

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analog lintel Dec 19, 2025, 10:50 PM

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brave shore Dec 19, 2025, 10:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 10:56 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 19, 2025, 11:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 11:05 PM

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static trout Dec 19, 2025, 11:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 11:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 19, 2025, 11:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @burnt storm, @nova plover, @analog lintel, @raw moss, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@fiery canyon threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@amber ermine saw @fiery canyon standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @fiery canyon died.

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@amber ermine was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore aimed a Last Prism beam at @static trout, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@nova plover saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@raw moss bought a Gatligator and fired it at @peak yoke for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @raw moss furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@analog lintel picked a fight with a goose. @analog lintel died.

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@static trout carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @static trout died.

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@burnt storm found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@brave shore teleported behind @peak yoke using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @long vine died.

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@burnt storm drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @burnt storm died.

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@brave shore became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @tight niche had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @brave shore's suffering. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tight niche allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@raw moss traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @burnt storm
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @analog lintel
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Dec 19, 2025, 11:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 11:37 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 19, 2025, 11:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 19, 2025, 11:46 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery canyon Dec 20, 2025, 12:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 20, 2025, 12:00 AM

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@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 20, 2025, 12:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 20, 2025, 12:00 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 20, 2025, 12:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 20, 2025, 12:22 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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@strong drum, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 20, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 20, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Dec 20, 2025, 12:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 20, 2025, 12:32 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

worthy socket Dec 20, 2025, 12:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 20, 2025, 12:41 AM

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@worthy socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 20, 2025, 12:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 20, 2025, 12:42 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 20, 2025, 12:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 20, 2025, 12:55 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 20, 2025, 12:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 20, 2025, 12:56 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 20, 2025, 1:26 AM

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bb!Register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 20, 2025, 1:26 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @raw moss, @worthy socket, @static trout, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @strong drum
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@peak yoke used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@nova plover drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@amber ermine tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @amber ermine is now bald.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @brave shore was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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A pretty fairy led @fiery canyon to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @fiery canyon died.

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@tight niche forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tight niche died.

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@fiery belfry literally gaslighted @amber ermine by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @amber ermine died.

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@worthy socket tried to explain to @strong drum that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @strong drum countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @worthy socket died.

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@long vine distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@raw moss drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@fiery belfry performed an interpretive dance for @static trout and @nova plover as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@static trout found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @static trout died.

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@long vine tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@peak yoke painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@peak yoke explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @steel sentinel headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@long vine tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@raw moss didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @long vine's. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel "borrowed" @brave shore's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @brave shore's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @steel sentinel could return it.

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@fiery belfry died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @fiery belfry was revived.

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@strong drum used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@steel sentinel overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@nova plover burst with happiness, quite literally. @nova plover died.

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@fiery belfry was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @fiery belfry died.

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@strong drum wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @strong drum died.

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@brave shore got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@steel sentinel told @raw moss to bite the dust. In response, @raw moss took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@raw moss theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@steel sentinel used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @steel sentinel died.