#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 73

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:36 AM

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@tight niche wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@zenith timber found a hill and started to roll down it. @zenith timber was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @zenith timber died.

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@barren ore accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @barren ore died.

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@brave shore tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@steel sentinel was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@tight niche went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @barren ore
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith timber
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @bitter plinth
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 7:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gaunt violet Dec 17, 2025, 7:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:45 AM

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brave shore Dec 17, 2025, 7:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:52 AM

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velvet peak Dec 17, 2025, 8:07 AM

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zenith timber Dec 17, 2025, 8:07 AM

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long vine Dec 17, 2025, 8:09 AM

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amber ermine Dec 17, 2025, 8:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:10 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 17, 2025, 8:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:18 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 8:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:22 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 8:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:23 AM

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@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 8:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:30 AM

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@tight niche, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith timber Dec 17, 2025, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:30 AM

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@zenith timber, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @livid shuttle, @raw moss, @gaunt violet, @tight niche, @gray sky, @zenith timber, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@velvet peak pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @velvet peak died.

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@long vine painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@livid shuttle decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@gaunt violet activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @gaunt violet died.

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@tight niche built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@zenith timber attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@gray sky ran with scissors. @gray sky died.

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@raw moss couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@amber ermine practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @amber ermine died.

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@zenith timber was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @zenith timber died.

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@brave shore obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @brave shore never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@long vine built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern attacked @steel sentinel with a Legendary Zenith, but @steel sentinel's pen was mightier. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@tight niche won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@brave shore hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @raw moss's house. @raw moss started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@steel sentinel pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @steel sentinel died.

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@brave shore started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@tight niche was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@tight niche and @brave shore had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@raw moss talked with @tight niche about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@brave shore decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@brave shore started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@tight niche had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tight niche wasn't a pie. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith timber
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @gaunt violet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 17, 2025, 8:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:40 AM

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amber ermine Dec 17, 2025, 8:44 AM

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velvet peak Dec 17, 2025, 8:44 AM

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brave shore Dec 17, 2025, 8:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 17, 2025, 8:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:58 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 9:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:02 AM

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raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 9:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:05 AM

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gaunt violet Dec 17, 2025, 9:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:09 AM

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@gaunt violet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Dec 17, 2025, 9:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:25 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 9:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @gaunt violet, @raw moss, @brave shore, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@livid shuttle found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@gaunt violet found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@steel sentinel was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@brave shore decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@true wren drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@velvet peak received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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All that glitters is not gold. @amber ermine disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@tranquil wyvern hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @tranquil wyvern could pull it to shore.

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@livid shuttle tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @livid shuttle's mind right in front of their face. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine sniped @steel sentinel with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, it was opposite day. @amber ermine died.

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@gaunt violet saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@gaunt violet wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @gaunt violet died.

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@raw moss bragged to @tranquil wyvern about their combat skills. @tranquil wyvern didn't really know @raw moss and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@velvet peak was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@tight niche summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @velvet peak felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@true wren was building a nice house. @tranquil wyvern asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @true wren just looked confused.

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@brave shore, @steel sentinel, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@true wren thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @true wren died.

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@velvet peak greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @velvet peak died.

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@brave shore drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@raw moss grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@tranquil wyvern got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @steel sentinel flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tight niche looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@steel sentinel tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @gaunt violet
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 9:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:39 AM

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velvet peak Dec 17, 2025, 9:39 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 17, 2025, 9:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:43 AM

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amber ermine Dec 17, 2025, 9:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:47 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 9:51 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Dec 17, 2025, 10:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:12 AM

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hidden moth Dec 17, 2025, 10:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:15 AM

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gaunt violet Dec 17, 2025, 10:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:27 AM

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tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

kind scroll Dec 17, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:29 AM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @kind scroll, @gaunt violet, @raw moss, @hidden moth, @abstract thunder, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@gaunt violet started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @gaunt violet is still slurping that noodle.

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@steel sentinel kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@kind scroll made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @livid shuttle. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @amber ermine's ego received a small boost.

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@abstract thunder was cornered by @tight niche, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@tranquil wyvern walked into a bar. @velvet peak laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@hidden moth failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@amber ermine traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @amber ermine died.

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@kind scroll modified @gaunt violet's Adamantite Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @gaunt violet was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @gaunt violet died.

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@raw moss ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @raw moss died.

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@abstract thunder finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@hidden moth knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@velvet peak followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern shot a sand block at @tight niche with a Sandgun, but @tight niche managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@steel sentinel and @kind scroll were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@hidden moth started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@abstract thunder tried to set up a campfire, but @tranquil wyvern drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@steel sentinel replaced @hidden moth's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @hidden moth died.

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@kind scroll loves @abstract thunder to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @kind scroll died.

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@abstract thunder was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @abstract thunder died.

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@steel sentinel started rallying for goblin rights.

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@steel sentinel found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@tight niche played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @tight niche with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @hidden moth
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @gaunt violet
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Dec 17, 2025, 10:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:43 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 17, 2025, 10:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:44 AM

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amber ermine Dec 17, 2025, 10:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:54 AM

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@amber ermine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 11:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 11:22 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 17, 2025, 11:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 11:24 AM

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tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 11:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 11:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

nova plover Dec 17, 2025, 11:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 11:49 AM

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proper wedge Dec 17, 2025, 12:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 12:04 PM

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strong drum Dec 17, 2025, 12:04 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static nebula Dec 17, 2025, 12:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 12:27 PM

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steel tartan Dec 17, 2025, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 12:29 PM

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brave shore Dec 17, 2025, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 12:30 PM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @strong drum, @steel tartan, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @static nebula, @livid shuttle, @abstract thunder, @nova plover, @proper wedge, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel tartan tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @proper wedge, but they were in broad daylight.

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@nova plover tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@livid shuttle woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@strong drum summoned a solar eclipse while @tranquil wyvern was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @strong drum died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @brave shore wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@brave shore called @tight niche a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@abstract thunder became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @abstract thunder died.

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@nova plover tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@livid shuttle hosted a spelling bee! @tight niche had to spell "cat". @amber ermine had to spell "rain". @tranquil wyvern had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@nova plover angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @nova plover's floating house. @nova plover died.

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@proper wedge discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @proper wedge died.

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@amber ermine accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@tight niche had a sleepover with @steel tartan, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@static nebula and @livid shuttle had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@steel sentinel claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tranquil wyvern was morbidly interested.

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@livid shuttle found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@steel tartan used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@steel sentinel began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@steel tartan decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @steel tartan died.

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@static nebula found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @static nebula's eye sockets. @static nebula died.

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@tight niche wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@tranquil wyvern's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tranquil wyvern sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@tranquil wyvern was playing hide and seek with @steel sentinel and @livid shuttle, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche, @livid shuttle, and @steel sentinel formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@livid shuttle threw a snowball at @tight niche. To counter this, @tight niche threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@tight niche tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @tight niche keeled over from a heart attack. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @static nebula
150 points go to 6th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

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@jolly swift started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@livid shuttle attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @steel sentinel watched the carnage from a safe distance. @livid shuttle died.

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@strong drum started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@carmine cairn fired their bow at @tight niche, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @carmine cairn gave up.

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@steel tartan told @amber ermine a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @amber ermine died.

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@sturdy siren went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @sturdy siren's fault.

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@sturdy siren stopped a meteor from crushing @steel tartan and @strong drum with their own body. @sturdy siren died.

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@jolly swift murdered @kind scroll by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @kind scroll died.

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@true wren returned to their house, only to find that @steel sentinel had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@strong drum tried to high-five @long vine, but @long vine went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@long vine went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @true wren and @steel sentinel summoned the Impending Doom. @long vine died.

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@strong drum ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @strong drum died.

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@tight niche ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@steel tartan threw a Stink Potion at @true wren. @true wren threw a Toxic Flask right back. @steel tartan died.

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@steel sentinel tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@jolly swift took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@tight niche invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@steel sentinel started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@true wren and @tight niche had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@true wren used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @true wren died.

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@carmine cairn played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@carmine cairn took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @tight niche and @steel sentinel ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@tight niche used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@steel sentinel tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@steel sentinel almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@carmine cairn got stuck in @steel sentinel's Rod of Discord farm. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 10th place: @sturdy siren

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @dim sphinx, @near mortar, @true wren, @strong drum, @velvet peak, and @steel tartan
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@dim sphinx and @tranquil wyvern farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@carmine cairn shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@steel tartan and @strong drum played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@amber ermine's face was scorched off after @jolly swift took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche and @velvet peak strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @tight niche suggested using cover against them. @velvet peak recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@true wren got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @true wren died.

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@velvet peak tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @strong drum's life points directly. @strong drum died.

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@steel tartan was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @steel tartan died.

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@tight niche went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@tranquil wyvern got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @tranquil wyvern died.

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A strange device attached itself to @dim sphinx's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @dim sphinx died.

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@jolly swift's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Palladium Sword was nice and clean, but their Marrow's string broke, and their Topaz Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@tight niche wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@tight niche summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@carmine cairn got a piggyback ride from @jolly swift, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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@fiery canyon, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @sturdy siren, @next hemlock, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @gaunt gale, @true wren, @velvet peak, and @steel tartan
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@true wren crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@fiery canyon made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @fiery canyon died.

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@amber ermine played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@gaunt gale shot @sturdy siren to death with a finger gun. @sturdy siren died.

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@near mortar purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@velvet peak saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@next hemlock got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@tight niche sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@near mortar was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @near mortar died.

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@jolly swift stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@carmine cairn left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@gaunt gale tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @gaunt gale died.

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@true wren started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@true wren put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@remote pumice followed @next hemlock into the jungle. @remote pumice started looking left, right and center for @next hemlock, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@tight niche disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@steel tartan, @jolly swift, @next hemlock, @tight niche, @velvet peak, @tranquil wyvern, @carmine cairn, and @remote pumice decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @velvet peak. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @tranquil wyvern suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @next hemlock, @jolly swift, and @steel tartan. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @steel tartan died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@remote pumice drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@next hemlock was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @next hemlock died.

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@jolly swift tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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Santa Claus asked @jolly swift what they wanted for Christmas. @jolly swift replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn were having a nice picnic on the beach when @jolly swift stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@jolly swift was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tight niche thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@tight niche has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tight niche woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tight niche cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @tight niche's heart! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @gaunt gale

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gaunt gale Dec 17, 2025, 5:40 PM

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static trout Dec 17, 2025, 5:50 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @ashen spire, @next hemlock, @static trout, @gaunt gale, @uneven kestrel, @velvet peak, and @steel tartan
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@carmine cairn started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @carmine cairn decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@fiery canyon accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @fiery canyon died.

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@uneven kestrel pumped @livid shuttle full of lead. No one was hurt, but @livid shuttle's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @next hemlock's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@velvet peak learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@gaunt gale warned @jolly swift not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @jolly swift trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@static trout found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@ashen spire found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@kind scroll finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tranquil wyvern dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tight niche diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@jolly swift was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@static trout built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@livid shuttle went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @livid shuttle died.

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Hey @static trout, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @static trout died.

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@steel tartan had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@carmine cairn crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@gaunt gale reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @gaunt gale died.

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A zombie snuck up on @velvet peak and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @velvet peak died.

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@kind scroll tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@ashen spire somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@ashen spire played rock-paper-scissors with @tranquil wyvern. @ashen spire played paper. @tranquil wyvern played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @ashen spire was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @ashen spire died.

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@kind scroll adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @next hemlock wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @kind scroll all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@jolly swift spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @jolly swift died.

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@steel tartan appeared to be taking a group picture of @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, and @tight niche. @steel tartan's selfie turned out great!

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@steel tartan pointed a Shotgun at @uneven kestrel and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @steel tartan looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @steel tartan died.

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@kind scroll tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@kind scroll emerged from a tree stump and scolded @carmine cairn for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @carmine cairn was still holding an axe. @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@next hemlock opened the front door and saw @uneven kestrel trying to murder the Guide. @next hemlock slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@uneven kestrel attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @uneven kestrel died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @next hemlock were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @tranquil wyvern fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While @next hemlock looked inside a Corruption chasm, @tight niche pranked them by pushing them inside. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven kestrel
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ashen spire Dec 17, 2025, 6:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 17, 2025, 6:57 PM

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jolly swift Dec 17, 2025, 7:00 PM

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raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 7:01 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 17, 2025, 7:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:13 PM

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next hemlock Dec 17, 2025, 7:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:19 PM

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static trout Dec 17, 2025, 7:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:27 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 17, 2025, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fiery canyon, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @ashen spire, @next hemlock, @raw moss, @static trout, and @velvet peak
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The fighting begins again!

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@fiery canyon hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @fiery canyon died.

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@livid shuttle put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @livid shuttle whole. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@jolly swift covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@static trout claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@static trout somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @static trout died.

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@velvet peak drank sand for 10 hours. @velvet peak died.

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@ashen spire was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@ashen spire fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @ashen spire died.

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@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@tranquil wyvern turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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There once was a @jolly swift who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @jolly swift's insides, and all the animals were freed. @jolly swift died.

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@next hemlock died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @next hemlock died.

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@tight niche had a dirty mind. Then @raw moss sprayed @tight niche's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 7:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:40 PM

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jolly swift Dec 17, 2025, 7:41 PM

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static trout Dec 17, 2025, 7:46 PM

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gaunt violet Dec 17, 2025, 7:51 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 17, 2025, 7:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 17, 2025, 8:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:00 PM

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velvet peak Dec 17, 2025, 8:18 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 17, 2025, 8:20 PM

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ashen spire Dec 17, 2025, 8:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:23 PM

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tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 8:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:26 PM

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deep shuttle Dec 17, 2025, 8:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 8:27 PM

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jolly swift Dec 17, 2025, 8:29 PM

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@jolly swift, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @ashen spire, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @raw moss, @gaunt violet, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
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@velvet peak saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @velvet peak died.

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@fiery canyon was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @fiery canyon died.

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@static trout gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @static trout died.

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@gaunt violet used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @gaunt violet died.

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@tight niche became convinced that @jolly swift was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @jolly swift, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@ashen spire trapped @raw moss in a maze, but while they were taunting @raw moss, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@jolly swift accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @jolly swift died.

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@ashen spire went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @ashen spire died.

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@tranquil wyvern was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@deep shuttle got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@raw moss was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @gaunt violet
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery canyon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 8:39 PM

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glacial totem Dec 17, 2025, 8:42 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 17, 2025, 8:55 PM

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ashen spire Dec 17, 2025, 9:03 PM

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static trout Dec 17, 2025, 9:15 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 17, 2025, 9:20 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 9:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:20 PM

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proud lava Dec 17, 2025, 9:23 PM

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kind scroll Dec 17, 2025, 9:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:25 PM

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vagrant storm Dec 17, 2025, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:30 PM

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tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @ashen spire, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @vagrant storm, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @raw moss, and @tight niche
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@vagrant storm found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@fiery canyon took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tight niche's Rod of Discord.

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@kind scroll's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @kind scroll died.

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@ashen spire wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @ashen spire turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @ashen spire died.

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@carmine cairn found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@raw moss trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@static trout wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@steel sentinel went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@proud lava joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @proud lava was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@proud lava rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @proud lava's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@steel sentinel tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@static trout lured @proud lava into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @proud lava's dust allergy! @proud lava died.

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@fiery canyon couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@static trout ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @static trout died.

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@glacial totem tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @glacial totem didn't know that.

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@vagrant storm passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@glacial totem started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@carmine cairn escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@vagrant storm was buried under an avalanche that @raw moss had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @vagrant storm died.

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@fiery canyon and @steel sentinel played catch with a Paladin. @fiery canyon accidentally fumbled a catch. @fiery canyon died.

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@tight niche began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@glacial totem created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @glacial totem is now goo. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @carmine cairn had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@raw moss went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @raw moss's canvas.

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@raw moss accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@raw moss panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @tight niche in disguise. Huh? @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @ashen spire

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 9:56 PM

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nova plover Dec 17, 2025, 10:04 PM

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weary helm Dec 17, 2025, 10:12 PM

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rancid citrus Dec 17, 2025, 10:14 PM

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rancid citrus Dec 17, 2025, 10:14 PM

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gray sky Dec 17, 2025, 10:17 PM

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peak yoke Dec 17, 2025, 10:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:19 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 17, 2025, 10:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 10:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:31 PM

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brave shore Dec 17, 2025, 10:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:31 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 17, 2025, 10:32 PM

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abstract thunder Dec 17, 2025, 10:35 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 10:35 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 11:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @nimble totem, @weary helm, @abstract thunder, @fiery canyon, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @peak yoke
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@fiery canyon tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@abstract thunder had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@tight niche was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@nimble totem tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@nova plover found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@weary helm spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@rancid citrus had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @rancid citrus's skull. @rancid citrus died.

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@carmine cairn was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@nimble totem tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @nimble totem died.

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@abstract thunder forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @abstract thunder died.

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@peak yoke couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@gray sky was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@fiery canyon summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@brave shore drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@steel sentinel donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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A Martian Probe spotted @weary helm, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @weary helm was too boring.

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@gray sky combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@fiery canyon breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @fiery canyon died.

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@raw moss tried to strike @nova plover down, but @nova plover instead became more powerful than @raw moss could possibly imagine.

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@peak yoke and @tight niche had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@weary helm complained to @peak yoke that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@steel sentinel built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@carmine cairn threw @nova plover in the washing machine and turned it on. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss obscured @gray sky's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @gray sky escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@tight niche went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@weary helm built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @tight niche was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@brave shore wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@gray sky was eaten by a tree. @gray sky died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @peak yoke would soon die a gruesome death. @peak yoke ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@peak yoke decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @peak yoke died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @weary helm saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @steel sentinel stabbed them in the back. @weary helm died.

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@carmine cairn fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@raw moss and @steel sentinel spotted a Magnet Sphere on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@brave shore needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@brave shore fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @carmine cairn, who was out swimming that day. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @weary helm
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery canyon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

worthy socket Dec 17, 2025, 11:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 11:40 PM

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@worthy socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 11:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 11:42 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 17, 2025, 11:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 11:49 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 12:07 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 18, 2025, 12:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 12:07 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery canyon Dec 18, 2025, 12:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 12:08 AM

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@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 18, 2025, 12:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 12:17 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 18, 2025, 12:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 12:19 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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carmine cairn Dec 18, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Dec 18, 2025, 12:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 12:31 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 18, 2025, 12:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 12:55 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Dec 18, 2025, 1:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 1:00 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

strong drum Dec 18, 2025, 1:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 1:09 AM

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@strong drum, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 18, 2025, 1:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 1:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fiery canyon, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @exotic saddle, @raw moss, @worthy socket, @near mortar, @peak yoke, @brave shore, and @strong drum
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@raw moss claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@livid shuttle complained that they had no life, so @peak yoke used a Life Drain to take @fiery canyon's life and give it to @livid shuttle. @fiery canyon died.

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@carmine cairn cornered @strong drum at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @strong drum started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@worthy socket found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@livid shuttle found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @livid shuttle died.

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@exotic saddle and @steel sentinel attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@exotic saddle skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@worthy socket pickpocketed @raw moss, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@nova plover saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@near mortar silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @steel sentinel's back, which then integrated itself into @steel sentinel's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@peak yoke had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Boomstick. Obviously, this failed.

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@raw moss's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @raw moss died.

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@strong drum looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@worthy socket walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @worthy socket died.

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@steel sentinel literally impeached @near mortar by squashing them under a giant peach. @near mortar died.

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@peak yoke got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@strong drum suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @strong drum died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @nova plover found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @nova plover was trapped for all eternity. @nova plover died.

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@brave shore found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@tranquil wyvern angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @steel sentinel died.

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@brave shore accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @brave shore died. @brave shore died. @brave shore died. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @worthy socket
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 18, 2025, 1:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 1:44 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

strong drum Dec 18, 2025, 1:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 1:50 AM

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@strong drum, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid glacier Dec 18, 2025, 1:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 1:59 AM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 18, 2025, 2:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 2:08 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 18, 2025, 2:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 2:14 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 18, 2025, 2:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 2:15 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

golden stone Dec 18, 2025, 2:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 2:29 AM

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@golden stone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 18, 2025, 2:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 2:29 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

weary crane Dec 18, 2025, 2:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 2:31 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 18, 2025, 2:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 2:50 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Dec 18, 2025, 2:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 2:57 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 18, 2025, 3:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 3:14 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 18, 2025, 3:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 3:25 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 18, 2025, 3:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 3:27 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @strong drum, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @golden stone, @limpid glacier, @long vine, @glacial totem, @true wren, @abstract thunder, @near mortar, @static trout, @raw moss, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@near mortar drew swords on the ground. @strong drum started stomping all over them. Furious, @near mortar picked one up and stabbed @strong drum with it.. @strong drum died.

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@limpid glacier bashed @raw moss in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@true wren went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@weary crane tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @weary crane died.

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@golden stone took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @golden stone died.

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@limpid glacier was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @limpid glacier died.

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@abstract thunder cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@steel sentinel snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@glacial totem was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @glacial totem died.

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@abstract thunder caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @abstract thunder died.

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@near mortar sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @near mortar died.

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@true wren told @static trout to step off their carpet, which they did. @true wren proceeded to murder @static trout, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss tricked @true wren into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @true wren died.

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@long vine wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@steel sentinel tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @steel sentinel's mouth.

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@steel sentinel tried to throw a North Pole at @long vine before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@carmine cairn went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@steel sentinel reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @long vine in a Fish costume.

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@raw moss walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@steel sentinel found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @steel sentinel walked out the door.

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@raw moss started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@long vine and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @raw moss tattled on them.

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@long vine was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @steel sentinel probably liked trains a bit too much. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 18, 2025, 3:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 3:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 18, 2025, 3:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 3:41 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 18, 2025, 3:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 3:50 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

strong drum Dec 18, 2025, 3:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 3:50 AM

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@strong drum, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 18, 2025, 3:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 3:54 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 18, 2025, 4:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 4:08 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 18, 2025, 4:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 4:13 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 18, 2025, 4:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 4:14 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 18, 2025, 4:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 4:19 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 18, 2025, 4:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 4:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 18, 2025, 4:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 4:29 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @static trout, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @brave shore, and @strong drum
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @carmine cairn's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@steel sentinel started riding a Unicorn. @unreal moat chased @steel sentinel while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@livid shuttle built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @livid shuttle died.

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@nova plover ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @nova plover's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@glacial totem tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @glacial totem died.

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@near mortar thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @near mortar died.

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@strong drum put two forward slashes in front of @static trout and commented them out of existence. @static trout died.

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@raw moss asked @unreal moat to give them a hand, so @unreal moat chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@unreal moat forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @unreal moat died.

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@steel sentinel hid from @brave shore by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@carmine cairn tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@peak yoke accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @peak yoke, go jump off that cliff. @peak yoke died.

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@strong drum and @raw moss relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@strong drum wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @strong drum died.

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@steel sentinel descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@carmine cairn recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @carmine cairn concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@steel sentinel didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @brave shore, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@raw moss was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@raw moss thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @strong drum
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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strong drum Dec 18, 2025, 4:38 AM

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true wren Dec 18, 2025, 4:43 AM

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unreal moat Dec 18, 2025, 4:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 4:45 AM

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near mortar Dec 18, 2025, 4:55 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 18, 2025, 5:11 AM

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nova plover Dec 18, 2025, 5:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 5:17 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 18, 2025, 5:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 5:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 18, 2025, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 5:28 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Dec 18, 2025, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 5:29 AM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Dec 18, 2025, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 18, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @strong drum, @carmine cairn, @velvet dune, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@livid shuttle tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@unreal moat developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@velvet dune was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@steel sentinel slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @strong drum's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @strong drum died.

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@nova plover started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@true wren found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @true wren was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@livid shuttle asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @true wren farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @true wren died.

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@unreal moat drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @carmine cairn mopped @unreal moat up with a tissue. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss gazed at clouds with @nova plover. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@glacial totem tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@peak yoke drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche and @nova plover played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @tight niche was the chicken. @nova plover died.

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@velvet dune was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @velvet dune died.

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@glacial totem went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel successfully snuck into @tight niche's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@raw moss fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @carmine cairn, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@raw moss caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tight niche made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 18, 2025, 5:41 AM

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