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@north gazelle hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.
@kind scroll tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @kind scroll died.
@fiery canyon looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.
@amber ermine solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.
@raw moss tried to confess their love to @valid furnace, but @valid furnace interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.
@ashen spire traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @long vine. @long vine died.
@glacial totem's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.
@floral basalt escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.
@tight niche wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @velvet peak killed them. @velvet peak died.
A witch prophesized that @fiery canyon would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.
@ashen spire insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @floral basalt insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @floral basalt, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @floral basalt died.
@glacial totem took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @glacial totem died.
@valid furnace spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?
@true wren was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @true wren died.
@north gazelle watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.
@amber ermine invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @fiery canyon, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @fiery canyon died.
@amber ermine found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.
@ashen spire was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.
@tight niche used their embezzled funds to shred through @valid furnace with a Coin Gun. @valid furnace died.
@zenith timber stopped a meteor from crushing @raw moss and @north gazelle with their own body. @zenith timber died.
@amber ermine hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @amber ermine died.
@ashen spire wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @ashen spire died.
@tight niche placed chests all over the world except where @north gazelle was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @north gazelle died.
@raw moss had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @north gazelle
150 points go to 4th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith timber
100 points go to 7th place: @valid furnace
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem
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@tight niche found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.
@velvet peak finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @raw moss caught it and used it as fishing bait.
@long vine saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @long vine died.
@true wren performed open heart surgery on @velvet peak, even though @velvet peak never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @velvet peak died.
@gray sky recruited @tranquil wyvern as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.
@dim sphinx learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.
@valid furnace tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.
@tranquil wyvern wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.
@true wren wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.
@tight niche planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.
@valid furnace tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.
@jolly swift went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.
@dim sphinx wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.
@jolly swift threatened @fiery belfry with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @fiery belfry informed @jolly swift as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @jolly swift died.
@raw moss was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.
@valid furnace was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.
@true wren and @dim sphinx decided to play catch with a Zombie Arm. @true wren missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @true wren died.
@gray sky took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.
@valid furnace tried to save @tranquil wyvern's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @valid furnace died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @valid furnace died.
@raw moss was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @raw moss died.
@dim sphinx had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Red Ryder. Obviously, this failed.
@gray sky thought they assassinated @fiery belfry, but it was just @gray sky in disguise. Huh? @gray sky died.
@tranquil wyvern couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.
@tranquil wyvern failed to properly hydrate. @tranquil wyvern died.
@fiery belfry pointed a Shotgun at @tight niche and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @fiery belfry looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @fiery belfry died.
@dim sphinx accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @dim sphinx died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @dim sphinx
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @valid furnace
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak
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@brave shore hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @brave shore died.
@velvet peak forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @velvet peak died.
After an intense fight, @ashen spire was beaten by @tranquil wyvern in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tranquil wyvern told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.
@valid furnace tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @valid furnace died.
Celestial creatures started invading! @long vine knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.
@amber ermine gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @lime creek, who was in the front row. @lime creek died.
@gray sky was in the middle of taking a shower when @ashen spire took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @gray sky died.
@amber ermine got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @amber ermine died.
@tranquil wyvern squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.
@long vine went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.
@jolly swift asked @tranquil wyvern if they "knew the way". @tranquil wyvern didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.
@ashen spire's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @ashen spire died.
@jolly swift took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @jolly swift died.
@tranquil wyvern fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @tranquil wyvern died.
@tight niche threw @long vine in the washing machine and turned it on. @long vine died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @valid furnace
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak
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@long vine tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.
@true wren captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.
@lime creek shot a sand block at @grizzled tusk with a Sandgun, but @grizzled tusk managed to mine it while it was still in the air.
@amber ermine spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @amber ermine died.
Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @jolly swift randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.
@valid furnace built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.
@dense pine went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.
@tight niche shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.
@tranquil wyvern eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.
@lime creek joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @lime creek died.
@peak yoke angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @peak yoke died.
@long vine accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @long vine died.
@grizzled tusk put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.
@dense pine trapped @tranquil wyvern in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tranquil wyvern managed to escape regardless.
@valid furnace tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.
@valid furnace tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @valid furnace died.
@dense pine left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.
@dense pine used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @dense pine died.
You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.
@grizzled tusk was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @jolly swift with its horns. @jolly swift died.
@grizzled tusk wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @true wren wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @grizzled tusk killed the Traveling Merchant first. @grizzled tusk died.
@tranquil wyvern drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @tranquil wyvern died.
@true wren spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @true wren died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @true wren
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @dense pine
100 points go to 7th place: @valid furnace
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @lime creek
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There are 13 players remaining.
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@amber ermine invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @amber ermine was mauled by wolves. @amber ermine died.
@sweet fractal was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @sweet fractal died.
@lime creek became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.
@lime creek fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @lime creek died.
@near mortar was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @near mortar's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @near mortar died.
@valid furnace got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.
@long vine panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @long vine died.
@tranquil wyvern watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.
@carmine cairn hid from @true wren by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.
@delicate mulch found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.
@ashen spire stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.
@valid furnace was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @valid furnace died.
It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @tranquil wyvern was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.
@tight niche found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.
@ashen spire made fun of @true wren for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @true wren shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @ashen spire died.
@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.
@delicate mulch gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @delicate mulch died.
@tranquil wyvern walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @tranquil wyvern died.
@jolly swift accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @tight niche was watching. @jolly swift died.
@tight niche hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.
After years of research, @true wren found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @true wren died.
@carmine cairn and @tight niche built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.
@carmine cairn and @tight niche were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @carmine cairn played solitaire. @tight niche stood behind them and watched.
@tight niche was eaten by a tree. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @true wren
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @delicate mulch
100 points go to 7th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 8th place: @valid furnace
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar
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There are 18 players remaining.
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@sweet fractal took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @sweet fractal died.
@tranquil wyvern released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tranquil wyvern, but it was very satisfying.
@lime creek bought a Gatligator and fired it at @near mortar for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @lime creek furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.
@analog lintel hid from @true wren after @hidden moth exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.
@tight niche let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.
@true wren was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @true wren died.
@valid furnace used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @valid furnace. @valid furnace died.
@near mortar kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @near mortar red. @near mortar died.
@proper wedge wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.
@gray sky was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.
@static trout sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.
@static trout dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @static trout died.
@jolly swift tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.
@fiery canyon found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.
@hidden moth suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @hidden moth died.
@proper wedge ripped @lime creek's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @lime creek. @lime creek died.
@olive garden cut a specific wire in @analog lintel's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @analog lintel died.
@gray sky broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.
@gray sky tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @bold flicker demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @gray sky by two. @gray sky died.
@carmine cairn was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.
@jolly swift won in a fight against @fiery canyon by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @fiery canyon died.
@long merlin started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @long merlin while knocking two coconut halves together.
@bold flicker forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @bold flicker died.
@proper wedge's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @proper wedge to notice them. @proper wedge died.
@tight niche briefly considered proposing marriage to @tranquil wyvern, but married a bee instead.
@carmine cairn tried to throw a Ghastly Glaive at @jolly swift before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.
@long merlin used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.
@long merlin saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @long merlin died.
@olive garden stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.
@tight niche used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.
@tranquil wyvern was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @jolly swift's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @jolly swift died.
@carmine cairn underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.
@olive garden gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @olive garden died.
@tranquil wyvern dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @tranquil wyvern died.
@tight niche became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @long merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky
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@tight niche started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.
@gray sky heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @true wren, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.
@steel sentinel and @sweet fractal got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.
@fiery canyon dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @amber ermine fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!
@fiery canyon challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @fiery canyon died.
@glass vine flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @glass vine died.
@tranquil wyvern fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.
@jolly swift took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.
@carmine cairn found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.
@proper wedge tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.
@tranquil wyvern was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.
@jolly swift went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @jolly swift's fault.
@steel sentinel walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?
@amber ermine dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @amber ermine died.
@tight niche swung a Brand of the Inferno at @true wren, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.
@gray sky sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.
@bold flicker tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.
@sweet fractal took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @sweet fractal died.
@gray sky made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @gray sky died.
@bold flicker was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @bold flicker died.
@proper wedge had the high ground, but @true wren just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @proper wedge toppling to their doom. @proper wedge died.
@jolly swift told @tranquil wyvern that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @tranquil wyvern took those words literally and peeled @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.
@tight niche realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.
@carmine cairn decisively vanquished @tranquil wyvern through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @tranquil wyvern died.
@steel sentinel went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @steel sentinel decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.
@true wren summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @true wren died.
@tight niche fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @tight niche died.
@steel sentinel chased @carmine cairn with their White Phasesaber. @carmine cairn tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @steel sentinel. @carmine cairn died.
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500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal
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@proper wedge fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @fiery canyon. @proper wedge died.
@glass vine went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @glass vine died.
@carmine cairn hadn't seen @amber ermine in a long time, and missed them. @amber ermine aimed a Sniper Rifle at @carmine cairn from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @carmine cairn died.
@tight niche launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.
@jolly swift found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.
@amber ermine didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @amber ermine died.
@floral basalt tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.
@bold flicker bragged to @steel sentinel about their combat skills. @steel sentinel didn't really know @bold flicker and had no idea how this conversation started.
@bold flicker went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @bold flicker died.
@floral basalt walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.
@true wren was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @true wren died.
@raw moss considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.
@jolly swift got quantum-entangled with @fiery canyon, and used this opportunity to force @fiery canyon to pick their own nose.
@steel sentinel started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.
@floral basalt carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @floral basalt died.
@raw moss cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!
@fiery canyon challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @fiery canyon died.
@tranquil wyvern was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @tranquil wyvern died.
@raw moss threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.
@tight niche escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.
@jolly swift took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @steel sentinel's Rod of Discord.
@jolly swift's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @jolly swift died.
@tight niche started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.
@raw moss blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @raw moss's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.
@tight niche went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @tight niche died.
@raw moss wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 7th place: @floral basalt
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine
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@remote pumice discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.
@tranquil wyvern invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!
@raw moss told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tight niche and @sweet fractal.
@steel sentinel used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!
@bold flicker started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".
@fiery canyon was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @fiery canyon died.
@sweet fractal made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @sweet fractal died.
@spice marten tried to explain to @tranquil wyvern that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @tranquil wyvern countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @spice marten died.
@raw moss got a piggyback ride from @bold flicker, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @bold flicker died.
@remote pumice listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @remote pumice saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.
@remote pumice toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @remote pumice died.
@tranquil wyvern boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @tranquil wyvern died.
@raw moss got impaled by Mourning Wood. @raw moss died.
@tight niche got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @tight niche died.
@carmine cairn accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 8th place: @spice marten
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery canyon
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@static trout mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".
@remote pumice slammed @azure charm into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @azure charm died.
@tranquil wyvern pulled out their Tungsten Shortsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @tranquil wyvern pulled out a vacuum instead.
@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.
@velvet peak thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.
@carmine cairn spiced up @static trout's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @static trout died.
The Wall of Flesh told @raw moss that there was something stuck in their teeth. @raw moss checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @raw moss died.
@velvet peak challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @velvet peak died.
A pretty fairy led @tranquil wyvern to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @tranquil wyvern died.
@carmine cairn 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @bold flicker to death. @bold flicker died.
@remote pumice wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @remote pumice turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @remote pumice died.
@fiery canyon carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @fiery canyon died.
@carmine cairn soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @carmine cairn dyed.
@tight niche opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @tight niche's neck. @tight niche died.
@carmine cairn visited @steel sentinel, but no one was home. @carmine cairn felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.
@carmine cairn's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @carmine cairn sobbed while holding its lifeless body.
@steel sentinel was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @steel sentinel let them be.
@steel sentinel claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.
@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.
@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.
@steel sentinel thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.
@carmine cairn stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout
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@steel sentinel tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @steel sentinel died.
@carmine cairn was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.
@nova plover found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @velvet peak, who silenced @nova plover by filling their hiding place with water. @nova plover died.
@nimble totem found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.
@tight niche suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".
@glacial totem tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Boreal Wood Sword instead of a Bug Net.
@glacial totem hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @glacial totem died.
@uneven kestrel tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.
Tired of eating plain toast, @bold flicker started trying to extract butter from butterflies.
@uneven kestrel was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @uneven kestrel died.
@velvet peak activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @velvet peak died.
@bold flicker took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @bold flicker died.
@nimble totem thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @nimble totem died.
@fiery canyon stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @fiery canyon died.
@raw moss wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @raw moss through the wall. @raw moss died.
@tight niche comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.
@carmine cairn needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.
The Demolitionist told @tight niche that it was a good day to die. @tight niche thought so too. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 5th place: @nimble totem
150 points go to 6th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover
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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @regal lance, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @shell onyx, @velvet peak, @cold prism, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @analog lintel, and @deep shuttle
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@brave shore wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.
@analog lintel touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.
@shell onyx couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.
@regal lance traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @regal lance did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @regal lance died.
@velvet peak boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.
@shell onyx began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @shell onyx died.
@steel sentinel used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.
@velvet peak was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @velvet peak died.
@glacial totem thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @glacial totem died.
@cold prism descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.
@deep shuttle modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.
@tight niche sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.
@brave shore's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @brave shore responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."
@nova plover had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @nova plover's skull. @nova plover died.
@steel sentinel constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.
@cold prism hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.
@raw moss adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @jolly swift wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @raw moss all of their willpower not to explain it.
@tight niche and @analog lintel fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tight niche won by breaking @analog lintel's spine. @analog lintel died.
@cold prism paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Clockwork Assault Rifle.
@jolly swift tried to kill @brave shore with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.
@carmine cairn played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.
@deep shuttle tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @deep shuttle died.
@steel sentinel drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @tight niche appeared instead.
@brave shore tried to instigate drama against @jolly swift, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @brave shore used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @jolly swift died.
@cold prism found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.
@cold prism was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @cold prism barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @cold prism died.
@tight niche asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.
@carmine cairn was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @raw moss caught them in time.
@steel sentinel got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @brave shore got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @steel sentinel died.
@raw moss silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @carmine cairn's back, which then integrated itself into @carmine cairn's body and gave them superhuman powers.
@brave shore hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.
@brave shore burst with happiness, quite literally. @brave shore died.
@raw moss tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @raw moss died.
@carmine cairn drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...
@tight niche tried to launch a poison dart frog at @carmine cairn through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @tight niche has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @cold prism
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @analog lintel
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover
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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @kind scroll, @nova plover, @analog lintel, @raw moss, @near mortar, @bold flicker, @deep shuttle, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@livid shuttle tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @livid shuttle didn't know that.
@brave shore found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.
@jolly swift threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @livid shuttle would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @livid shuttle died.
@near mortar used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.
@jolly swift attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @steel sentinel watched the carnage from a safe distance. @jolly swift died.
@kind scroll screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!
@raw moss trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.
While in the Underground Jungle, @kind scroll used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @kind scroll died.
@deep shuttle yelled, "Duck!" @nova plover excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @nova plover died.
@analog lintel was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @analog lintel died.
@deep shuttle tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @deep shuttle decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @near mortar into fertilizer. @near mortar died.
@bold flicker became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @bold flicker died.
@long vine was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.
@raw moss picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.
@deep shuttle discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @deep shuttle died.
@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.
@long vine made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @brave shore walked all over it. #(##^)#
@steel sentinel was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.
@brave shore started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.
@long vine started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @long vine died.
@raw moss tried to shoot an apple off of @brave shore's head. @raw moss's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @brave shore died.
@steel sentinel tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.
@raw moss ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @raw moss's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @analog lintel
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @kind scroll
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@glacial totem marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.
@raw moss beat @rare quest into a pulp with a stale baguette. @rare quest died.
@static trout made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.
@carmine cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.
@brave shore built a floating city and named it "England".
@hexed fiber summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?
@dim gale was building a nice house. @steel sentinel asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @dim gale just looked confused.
@bold flicker suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.
@static trout tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.
Canthewritersstop using formattingintheirscenes?" @dim gale begged. Nobodywaswillingtohelp them.
@dim gale spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@dim gale’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@dim gale went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.
@raw moss took aim at @long vine from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.
@bold flicker ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @bold flicker died.
@hexed fiber tried to set up a campfire, but @glacial totem drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.
@brave shore found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @long vine, who was out swimming that day. @long vine died.
@brave shore accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @brave shore died.
@glacial totem confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.
@steel sentinel kept talking, but stopped after @hexed fiber held up their hand. @hexed fiber demonstrated the power of the Force.
@static trout passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.
@carmine cairn jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.
@dim gale was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @dim gale died.
@glacial totem was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!
@hexed fiber tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @hexed fiber died.
@carmine cairn wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.
@static trout ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @static trout died.
After @glacial totem went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @glacial totem died.
@raw moss woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @steel sentinel found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @raw moss with bug spray. @raw moss died.
@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".
@steel sentinel put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @static trout
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @bold flicker
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@carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @velvet dune, @velvet peak, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, @true lynx, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, @uneven kestrel, and @peak yoke
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@velvet peak found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @velvet peak pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.
@long vine got burninated by Tim. @long vine died.
@raw moss was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".
@carmine cairn tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @carmine cairn quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.
The Cyborg hacked into @velvet dune's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.
@livid shuttle and @peak yoke were having a nice picnic on the beach when @nova plover stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.
@brave shore pointed a wooden wand at @gray sky and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.
@tight niche played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.
@true lynx donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.
@glacial totem paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.
@uneven kestrel wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?
@velvet peak gave @gray sky a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @gray sky gave @velvet peak a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @velvet peak died.
@glacial totem's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @glacial totem died.
A monkey dramatically raised @livid shuttle up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @livid shuttle off said cliff. @livid shuttle died.
@near mortar triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @near mortar died.
@nova plover shot @brave shore with a Water Gun. @brave shore shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.
@true lynx found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.
@peak yoke overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.
@nova plover used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @nova plover died.
@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Mandible Blade.
@peak yoke and @gray sky started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @peak yoke took out their actual shotgun. @gray sky died.
@carmine cairn relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.
@velvet dune befriended @brave shore by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.
@tight niche and @true lynx were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.
@raw moss watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.
@tight niche splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @carmine cairn observed disapprovingly.
@velvet dune adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.
@uneven kestrel swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @uneven kestrel died.
@peak yoke heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @peak yoke died.
@carmine cairn found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.
@raw moss tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.
@true lynx was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @true lynx died.
@brave shore constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.
@brave shore lulled @velvet dune into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @velvet dune died.
@tight niche had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.
@carmine cairn's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @carmine cairn died.
@raw moss tried to stab @brave shore, but @brave shore's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @brave shore died.
@tight niche tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @tight niche keeled over from a heart attack. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @glacial totem, @true wren, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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@amber ermine wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @long vine on a spit. @long vine died.
@peak yoke tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @peak yoke is now bald.
@tight niche started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.
An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @velvet peak's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @velvet peak died.
Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.
@true wren tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @true wren. @true wren died.
@unreal moat did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.
@raw moss ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.
@unreal moat tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @unreal moat died.
@near mortar summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @near mortar died.
@raw moss tried to attack @glacial totem by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @raw moss died.
@tight niche tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.
@peak yoke turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @peak yoke died.
@amber ermine was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.
@carmine cairn made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.
@amber ermine was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @amber ermine died.
@brave shore found a hill and started to roll down it. @brave shore was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @brave shore died.
@tight niche opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.
@tight niche teleported behind @glacial totem using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @glacial totem died.
@carmine cairn found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.
@tight niche searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".
@carmine cairn declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tight niche wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @carmine cairn by stabbing them 64 times. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, @dense pine, and @true wren
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@glass vine built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @glass vine died.
@true wren tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.
The Nurse told @amber ermine they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @amber ermine died.
@dense pine went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.
@sweet fractal used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @unreal moat tested this theory on @sweet fractal, who bounced, and ended up being right. @sweet fractal died.
@unreal moat was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @unreal moat died.
@long vine added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.
@raw moss started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern.
@brave shore ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @brave shore died.
@dense pine chewed some gum. It made @dense pine feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @dense pine died.
@long vine found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.
@carmine cairn consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.
@true wren decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @true wren died.
@carmine cairn got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @carmine cairn died.
@tight niche was infected by a zombie virus. @tight niche died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.
@livid shuttle pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @livid shuttle died.
@raw moss ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.
@long vine asked for @tight niche's autograph. At first, @tight niche was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.
@tranquil wyvern attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @tranquil wyvern died.
@long vine was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @long vine died.
@tight niche ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tight niche died.