#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 69

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 5:42 PM

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amber ermine Dec 13, 2025, 6:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 13, 2025, 6:11 PM

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daring marlin Dec 13, 2025, 6:17 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 13, 2025, 6:20 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 13, 2025, 6:25 PM

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jolly swift Dec 13, 2025, 6:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 13, 2025, 6:29 PM

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ashen spire Dec 13, 2025, 6:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @daring marlin, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @ashen spire, @glacial totem, @fiery canyon, @raw moss, @tight niche, @atomic haven, @deep shuttle, @amber ermine, and @rancid crane
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern shot @daring marlin in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @daring marlin died.

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@rancid crane started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@jolly swift drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@carmine cairn sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@atomic haven pranked @olive garden by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@glacial totem found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@glacial totem wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @glacial totem died.

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@amber ermine invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@ashen spire took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @deep shuttle and @fiery canyon ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@velvet peak tried to assassinate @steel sentinel, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@fiery canyon found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @fiery canyon died.

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@steel sentinel finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@velvet peak died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @velvet peak was revived.

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@jolly swift almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@amber ermine developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@tight niche tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@olive garden somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@tranquil wyvern was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@atomic haven gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @atomic haven died.

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@carmine cairn and @rancid crane strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @carmine cairn suggested using cover against them. @rancid crane recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@amber ermine realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @amber ermine died.

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@rancid crane tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @rancid crane died.

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@jolly swift returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@ashen spire was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @ashen spire died.

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@tranquil wyvern started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @velvet peak and @olive garden out.

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@jolly swift fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @jolly swift died.

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@velvet peak started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@tranquil wyvern used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@deep shuttle was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @deep shuttle died.

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@tight niche got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@olive garden found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@olive garden wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @olive garden died.

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@tight niche brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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While streaming a fitness game, @steel sentinel accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@carmine cairn accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@steel sentinel drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@raw moss tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@raw moss managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @raw moss found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @ashen spire

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 13, 2025, 6:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 6:40 PM

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ashen spire Dec 13, 2025, 6:40 PM

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raw moss Dec 13, 2025, 6:41 PM

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static trout Dec 13, 2025, 6:41 PM

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velvet peak Dec 13, 2025, 6:41 PM

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glacial totem Dec 13, 2025, 6:41 PM

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rancid crane Dec 13, 2025, 6:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 13, 2025, 6:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 6:55 PM

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exotic saddle Dec 13, 2025, 6:57 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 13, 2025, 7:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 7:01 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 13, 2025, 7:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 7:20 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 13, 2025, 7:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 7:21 PM

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tight niche Dec 13, 2025, 7:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @exotic saddle, @ashen spire, @glacial totem, @true wren, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @rancid crane
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@tight niche started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@velvet peak befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@velvet peak went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @rancid crane summoned the Impending Doom. @velvet peak died.

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@fiery canyon tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@static trout stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, and @true wren formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @exotic saddle found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @exotic saddle died.

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@true wren threw a snowball at @ashen spire. To counter this, @ashen spire threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @true wren died.

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@steel sentinel didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @static trout, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @static trout died.

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@rancid crane was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @rancid crane died.

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@ashen spire clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @ashen spire died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @olive garden, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @olive garden was too boring.

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@fiery canyon was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @fiery canyon lived.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@fiery canyon went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @fiery canyon died.

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@glacial totem started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@steel sentinel activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@olive garden wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@tight niche tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@olive garden was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @olive garden died.

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@raw moss talked with @tight niche about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@carmine cairn pumped @steel sentinel full of lead. No one was hurt, but @steel sentinel's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@tight niche performed an interpretive dance for @raw moss and @carmine cairn as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@raw moss had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @glacial totem shot them with an arrow. @raw moss died.

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The sun burnt @carmine cairn into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@steel sentinel dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @glacial totem, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@tight niche practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn and @steel sentinel got their chainsaws ready.

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@tight niche followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rancid crane Dec 13, 2025, 7:39 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 13, 2025, 7:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 7:39 PM

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amber ermine Dec 13, 2025, 7:40 PM

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velvet peak Dec 13, 2025, 7:44 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 13, 2025, 7:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 13, 2025, 7:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 7:44 PM

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cosmic cosmos Dec 13, 2025, 7:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 7:45 PM

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static trout Dec 13, 2025, 7:59 PM

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glacial totem Dec 13, 2025, 8:02 PM

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raw moss Dec 13, 2025, 8:07 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 13, 2025, 8:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 8:20 PM

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tight niche Dec 13, 2025, 8:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 8:29 PM

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kind scroll Dec 13, 2025, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 8:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @cosmic cosmos, @velvet peak, @glacial totem, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @rancid crane
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@sweet fractal encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @sweet fractal died.

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@cosmic cosmos recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@static trout climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @amber ermine died.

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@rancid crane woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @rancid crane died.

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@fiery canyon sniped @raw moss with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @fiery canyon, it was opposite day. @fiery canyon died.

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@cosmic cosmos kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @tight niche had had enough, so they scooped @cosmic cosmos to death with an ice cream spoon. @cosmic cosmos died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @kind scroll was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @kind scroll died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@raw moss teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@velvet peak challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@raw moss transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@steel sentinel tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@tight niche tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @tight niche's mouth.

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@carmine cairn told @glacial totem that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @glacial totem vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@carmine cairn became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 9th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery canyon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 13, 2025, 8:39 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 13, 2025, 8:40 PM

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glacial totem Dec 13, 2025, 8:44 PM

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rancid crane Dec 13, 2025, 8:46 PM

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velvet peak Dec 13, 2025, 8:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 8:50 PM

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normal bridge Dec 13, 2025, 8:56 PM

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static trout Dec 13, 2025, 9:02 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 13, 2025, 9:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 9:10 PM

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daring marlin Dec 13, 2025, 9:11 PM

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proud lava Dec 13, 2025, 9:22 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 13, 2025, 9:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 9:23 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 13, 2025, 9:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 9:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 13, 2025, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 13, 2025, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 13 players remaining.
@proud lava, @fiery canyon, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @normal bridge, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @daring marlin, @static trout, @rancid crane, and @velvet peak
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@normal bridge accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@carmine cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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A zombie snuck up on @proud lava and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @proud lava died.

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@velvet peak got tired of @normal bridge constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @normal bridge died.

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@daring marlin saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@sweet fractal was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @sweet fractal died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @fiery canyon, @steel sentinel leaned away and farted.

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@daring marlin tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @daring marlin died.

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@raw moss wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@static trout has fallen, and they can't get up. @static trout died.

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@raw moss used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @raw moss then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@rancid crane used their White Phaseblade to lop off @velvet peak's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @rancid crane invented golf. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn opened the front door and saw @tight niche trying to murder the Guide. @carmine cairn slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@steel sentinel made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @fiery canyon. @fiery canyon died.

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@raw moss lured @rancid crane into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @rancid crane's dust allergy! @rancid crane died.

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@glacial totem went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@tight niche broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@tight niche found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@glacial totem was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@steel sentinel used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@carmine cairn promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@steel sentinel tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@carmine cairn found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @daring marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Dec 13, 2025, 9:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 9:40 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 13, 2025, 9:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 9:42 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk barn Dec 13, 2025, 9:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 9:49 PM

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nova plover Dec 13, 2025, 9:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 9:51 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 13, 2025, 9:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 9:59 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

maiden arch Dec 13, 2025, 10:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 10:05 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 13, 2025, 10:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 10:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 13, 2025, 10:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 10:28 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 13, 2025, 10:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 10:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @maiden arch, @brave shore, @silk barn, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@brave shore killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@silk barn was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@nova plover spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@velvet peak tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@sweet fractal went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover went AFK in their gel farm. @glacial totem set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @nova plover died.

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@maiden arch claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tight niche was morbidly interested.

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@steel sentinel wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@maiden arch tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @tight niche's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @maiden arch died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @silk barn's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @silk barn died.

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@brave shore tried to high-five @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@glacial totem and @tight niche set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@velvet peak iwwegawy owoed to @carmine cairn and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @velvet peak died.

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@glacial totem tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @carmine cairn's ego received a small boost.

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@tight niche literally gaslighted @brave shore by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @steel sentinel die

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@carmine cairn modified @tight niche's Spectre Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @tight niche was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 8th place: @maiden arch
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 13, 2025, 10:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 10:37 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 13, 2025, 10:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 10:37 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 13, 2025, 10:39 PM

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bb!register

static trout Dec 13, 2025, 10:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 10:39 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uneven kestrel Dec 13, 2025, 10:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 10:43 PM

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@uneven kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery canyon Dec 13, 2025, 10:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 10:54 PM

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@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk barn Dec 13, 2025, 11:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 11:05 PM

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@silk barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 13, 2025, 11:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 11:23 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Dec 13, 2025, 11:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 11:23 PM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 13, 2025, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 11:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @static trout, @modern plover, @uneven kestrel, @silk barn, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @glacial totem died.

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@uneven kestrel tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@static trout was walked on by a Martian Walker. @static trout died.

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@modern plover commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@carmine cairn saw @silk barn trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @carmine cairn is calling the police!

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@raw moss started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@fiery canyon put two forward slashes in front of @modern plover and commented them out of existence. @modern plover died.

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Thanks to @uneven kestrel's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @raw moss's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @uneven kestrel died.

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@fiery canyon tried to steal @silk barn's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@silk barn's skeleton decided that @silk barn wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @silk barn died.

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@velvet peak ran with scissors. @velvet peak died.

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@raw moss searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@fiery canyon didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@fiery canyon tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @fiery canyon died.

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@carmine cairn ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@raw moss explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@steel sentinel and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @raw moss was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@raw moss got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 13, 2025, 11:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 11:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 13, 2025, 11:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 11:42 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery canyon Dec 13, 2025, 11:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 11:44 PM

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@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uneven kestrel Dec 13, 2025, 11:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 13, 2025, 11:57 PM

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@uneven kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 14, 2025, 12:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:01 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 14, 2025, 12:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:11 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 12:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:15 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

daring marlin Dec 14, 2025, 12:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:25 AM

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@daring marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 14, 2025, 12:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:27 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Dec 14, 2025, 12:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:27 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@nimble totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @daring marlin, @static trout, @nimble totem, @long vine, @brave shore, and @uneven kestrel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fiery canyon caused @raw moss to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@fiery canyon had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @fiery canyon wasn't a pie. @fiery canyon died.

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@long vine failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@carmine cairn was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@daring marlin's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @daring marlin died.

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@static trout saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@nimble totem summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@static trout practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @static trout died.

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@uneven kestrel tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@nimble totem was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @nimble totem died.

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@raw moss found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@long vine accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @long vine died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @remote pumice wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@uneven kestrel stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @uneven kestrel died.

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@brave shore wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@carmine cairn put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@steel sentinel became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@brave shore was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @brave shore died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @raw moss was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@remote pumice played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @remote pumice. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @nimble totem
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @daring marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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daring marlin Dec 14, 2025, 12:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:38 AM

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@daring marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uneven kestrel Dec 14, 2025, 12:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:40 AM

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@uneven kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 14, 2025, 12:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:41 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 12:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:45 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery canyon Dec 14, 2025, 12:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:47 AM

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@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 14, 2025, 12:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:49 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 14, 2025, 12:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:52 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock Dec 14, 2025, 12:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:55 AM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 1:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 1:15 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 14, 2025, 1:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 1:17 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Dec 14, 2025, 1:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 1:24 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

daring marlin Dec 14, 2025, 1:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 1:28 AM

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@daring marlin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @daring marlin, @long vine, and @uneven kestrel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@next hemlock ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@fiery canyon found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @fiery canyon died.

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@next hemlock challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @next hemlock died.

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@daring marlin got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @daring marlin, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @daring marlin died.

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@long vine lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @long vine died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@raw moss found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@uneven kestrel bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @uneven kestrel was blown to smithereens. @uneven kestrel died.

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@steel sentinel invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@turbid skiff sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @turbid skiff died.

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@glacial totem decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@tranquil wyvern angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @tranquil wyvern's floating house. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@glacial totem fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@carmine cairn began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@raw moss drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@carmine cairn started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@raw moss thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @daring marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @next hemlock

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@fiery canyon, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @twilit quarry, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @long vine, @brave shore, @uneven kestrel, @zealous citrus, and @silk barn
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@fiery canyon invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @fiery canyon died.

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@glacial totem tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@raw moss got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @raw moss wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @raw moss was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@silk barn somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @silk barn's chests for the rest of its life.

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@zealous citrus pickpocketed @long vine, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@twilit quarry got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @twilit quarry died.

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@brave shore felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @raw moss died.

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@long vine tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@glacial totem stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@uneven kestrel and @carmine cairn were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@silk barn smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@zealous citrus tried attacking @brave shore, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@uneven kestrel tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@glacial totem was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@brave shore constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @silk barn by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @brave shore's positioning was a bit off. @brave shore died.

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@zealous citrus threw a Stink Potion at @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn threw a Toxic Flask right back. @zealous citrus died.

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@silk barn dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @silk barn died.

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@glacial totem crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@uneven kestrel shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @uneven kestrel's head. @uneven kestrel died.

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@glacial totem received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@steel sentinel tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@carmine cairn pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven kestrel
150 points go to 5th place: @silk barn
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @twilit quarry

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @daring marlin, @zealous citrus, @grand ferry, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @abstract thunder, @static trout, @raw moss, @nova plover, and @glass vine
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@abstract thunder was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@raw moss flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @long vine. @long vine died.

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@daring marlin's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @daring marlin died.

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@glacial totem looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@zealous citrus defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @zealous citrus died.

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@glass vine accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @glass vine.

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@grand ferry was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @steel sentinel. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @grand ferry died.

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@nova plover fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@glacial totem ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @glacial totem said "thanks, you too." @glacial totem died.

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@abstract thunder didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @abstract thunder died.

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@steel sentinel wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@livid shuttle looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@static trout was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @static trout died.

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@nova plover started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @nova plover died.

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@glass vine had a sleepover with @carmine cairn, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@steel sentinel drew swords on the ground. @glass vine started stomping all over them. Furious, @steel sentinel picked one up and stabbed @glass vine with it.. @glass vine died.

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@livid shuttle found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @livid shuttle headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@livid shuttle asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to start a band, and recruited @raw moss as their keyboard player. @raw moss showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@carmine cairn wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@raw moss took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @glass vine
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @grand ferry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fathom barn Dec 14, 2025, 4:40 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @velvet peak, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @unreal moat, @static trout, @potent talon, @muted adder, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, @zenith timber, and @worldly bone
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@fathom barn went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @fathom barn died.

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@livid shuttle couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@zenith timber and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @zenith timber's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@static trout "borrowed" @long vine's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @long vine's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @static trout could return it.

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@worldly bone walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@velvet peak put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @velvet peak died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @potent talon was the bartender, @unreal moat was the DJ, and @livid shuttle was the pinata. @livid shuttle died.

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@uneven kestrel modified @true wren's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @true wren was never seen again. @true wren died.

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@unreal moat tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@steel sentinel flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @muted adder when the world was flipped.

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@carmine cairn tried hacking into @zenith timber's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @zenith timber's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@static trout caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @static trout died.

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@potent talon learned all of @fiery belfry's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@worldly bone purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@potent talon became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @potent talon died.

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@uneven kestrel tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@steel sentinel told @muted adder to step off their carpet, which they did. @steel sentinel proceeded to murder @muted adder, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @muted adder died.

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@uneven kestrel and @fiery belfry got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@zenith timber ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @zenith timber, @uneven kestrel broke their fall with their own body. @uneven kestrel died.

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@tight niche threw @worldly bone into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @tight niche a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @worldly bone died.

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@tight niche equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@zenith timber was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @zenith timber died.

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@fiery belfry lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@long vine used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @long vine didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@tight niche hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@carmine cairn gazed at clouds with @steel sentinel. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@steel sentinel thought that @carmine cairn was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@carmine cairn saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith timber
100 points go to 7th place: @worldly bone
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @muted adder
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Dec 14, 2025, 5:40 AM

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true wren Dec 14, 2025, 5:42 AM

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raw moss Dec 14, 2025, 5:44 AM

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unreal moat Dec 14, 2025, 5:47 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 14, 2025, 5:51 AM

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worldly bone Dec 14, 2025, 5:57 AM

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halcyon sable Dec 14, 2025, 5:59 AM

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brave shore Dec 14, 2025, 6:07 AM

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static trout Dec 14, 2025, 6:08 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 6:15 AM

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rare quest Dec 14, 2025, 6:27 AM

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daring marlin Dec 14, 2025, 6:28 AM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 6:30 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @rare quest, @long vine, @olive garden, @brave shore, @daring marlin, @true wren, @unreal moat, @halcyon sable, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @worldly bone
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@rare quest decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@carmine cairn accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @carmine cairn was forgiven.

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@brave shore decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @brave shore died.

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@weary crane fed @olive garden several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@true wren sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @true wren died.

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@static trout drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@unreal moat ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @unreal moat died.

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@steel sentinel followed @daring marlin into the jungle. @steel sentinel started looking left, right and center for @daring marlin, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@halcyon sable swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @halcyon sable died.

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@raw moss consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@steel sentinel came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@static trout created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @static trout's artistic genius.

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@static trout's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @static trout died.

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@raw moss was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @raw moss died.

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@worldly bone crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @long vine laughed at them, not knowing that @worldly bone was just a completionist.

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@weary crane was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@worldly bone discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @worldly bone died.

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@rare quest found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @rare quest was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @olive garden in disguise.

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@tight niche popped @rare quest by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @rare quest died.

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@long vine discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@steel sentinel literally impeached @daring marlin by squashing them under a giant peach. @daring marlin died.

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@weary crane stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn, @olive garden, and @long vine worked on a group project, but it looked like @carmine cairn was doing most of the work.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tight niche's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@steel sentinel crafted @long vine into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@olive garden realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @olive garden died.

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@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @tight niche into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @tight niche with two Sniper Rifle shots. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @daring marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @rare quest
100 points go to 9th place: @worldly bone
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 6:47 AM

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brave shore Dec 14, 2025, 6:56 AM

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near mortar Dec 14, 2025, 7:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:00 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 7:00 AM

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silk barn Dec 14, 2025, 7:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:06 AM

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raw moss Dec 14, 2025, 7:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:10 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 14, 2025, 7:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:22 AM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 7:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 14, 2025, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @olive garden, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @near mortar, @daring marlin, @fiery belfry, @brave shore, and @silk barn
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@near mortar drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @near mortar died.

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@silk barn started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@olive garden tried to attack @raw moss with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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While @daring marlin looked inside a Corruption chasm, @tranquil wyvern pranked them by pushing them inside. @daring marlin died.

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@steel sentinel used a Medusa Head on @brave shore and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @brave shore died.

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@fiery belfry's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @fiery belfry! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@carmine cairn threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@tranquil wyvern's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@silk barn took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @silk barn died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @fiery belfry died.

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@olive garden had a wholesome reunion with @carmine cairn, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@olive garden uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @olive garden died.

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@raw moss declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @raw moss's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@steel sentinel suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @carmine cairn being mercilessly tickled by @tight niche.

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@tight niche tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tight niche's brains. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@steel sentinel summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @raw moss felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@raw moss equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @carmine cairn chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @raw moss's shattered corpse. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@steel sentinel wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @carmine cairn into an apple. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @daring marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 14, 2025, 7:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:37 AM

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amber ermine Dec 14, 2025, 7:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:42 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 7:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:47 AM

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glacial totem Dec 14, 2025, 7:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:52 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 14, 2025, 7:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:57 AM

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true wren Dec 14, 2025, 8:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 8:08 AM

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near mortar Dec 14, 2025, 8:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 8:10 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 14, 2025, 8:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 8:17 AM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 8:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 8:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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long vine Dec 14, 2025, 8:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 8:43 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fathom barn Dec 14, 2025, 8:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 8:51 AM

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 9:13 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 9:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @long vine, @abstract thunder, and @true wren
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@fathom barn drank a Molotov Cocktail. @fathom barn died.

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@glacial totem, @raw moss, and @long vine made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@true wren was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@tight niche felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @livid shuttle over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@abstract thunder rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @abstract thunder with unnecessary advice.

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@amber ermine couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@steel sentinel tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@tranquil wyvern hosted a spelling bee! @abstract thunder had to spell "cat". @glacial totem had to spell "rain". @tight niche had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@long vine wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@livid shuttle found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@raw moss sacrificed @livid shuttle by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel rescued @amber ermine from drowning, but in reverse. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@true wren ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@abstract thunder dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @abstract thunder is going to be stuck there for a while.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @near mortar spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@raw moss and @long vine had a very merry unbirthday party together. @tranquil wyvern found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@glacial totem spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@long vine had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@raw moss snuck up behind @abstract thunder, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @raw moss decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@tranquil wyvern watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@steel sentinel’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@true wren opportunistically attacked @near mortar with a Red Phaseblade while their cell phone was ringing. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@long vine called @abstract thunder on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @long vine died.

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@true wren gave a hug to @steel sentinel and almost choked them to death!

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@tight niche tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @raw moss, but it refused to listen because @tight niche didn't have enough badges.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @true wren is approaching @tranquil wyvern!

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@tight niche was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@abstract thunder tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @abstract thunder died.

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@raw moss walked into a bar. @steel sentinel laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@true wren was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@raw moss built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@steel sentinel knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@raw moss found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tight niche smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@steel sentinel tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @tight niche in disguise. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Dec 14, 2025, 9:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 9:40 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 14, 2025, 9:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 9:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Dec 14, 2025, 9:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 9:54 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 10:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 10:13 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 14, 2025, 10:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 10:15 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 14, 2025, 10:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 10:21 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 10:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Dec 14, 2025, 10:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 10:38 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fathom barn Dec 14, 2025, 10:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 10:44 AM

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Dec 14, 2025, 11:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 11:02 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery canyon Dec 14, 2025, 11:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 11:02 AM

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unreal moat Dec 14, 2025, 11:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 11:04 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 14, 2025, 11:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 11:05 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 14, 2025, 11:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 11:16 AM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @fathom barn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @abstract thunder, @fiery canyon, @unreal moat, @raw moss, and @tight niche
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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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Out of boredom, @abstract thunder used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@unreal moat used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@tranquil wyvern angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@jolly swift claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@glacial totem saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@proud lava drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@raw moss obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @fathom barn's eye sockets. @fathom barn died.

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After opening a present, @steel sentinel discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@long vine curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @long vine in half. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem and @true wren had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @unreal moat sped up the process by stabbing @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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Hey @proud lava, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @proud lava died.

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@abstract thunder compressed @livid shuttle until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @livid shuttle died.

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@true wren went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @true wren died.

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@abstract thunder had a dirty mind. Then @fiery canyon sprayed @abstract thunder's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @abstract thunder died.

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@unreal moat was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @unreal moat died.

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@steel sentinel buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@fiery canyon couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@steel sentinel crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @steel sentinel's entire body.

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@raw moss forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @raw moss wasn't a Slime, @raw moss was endlessly beaten. @raw moss died.

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@jolly swift tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@jolly swift tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@tight niche encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @tight niche decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@tranquil wyvern hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@fiery canyon and @steel sentinel played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@tight niche started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@brave shore got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@tranquil wyvern made up their own language and used it to threaten @brave shore, who simply scratched their head.

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@fiery canyon farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@tight niche painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@steel sentinel and @fiery canyon ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@fiery canyon literally can't even. @fiery canyon died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel replaced @tight niche's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Dec 14, 2025, 11:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 11:44 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 11:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 11:45 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

valid furnace Dec 14, 2025, 11:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 11:48 AM

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@valid furnace, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 14, 2025, 11:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 11:52 AM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 14, 2025, 12:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:01 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Dec 14, 2025, 12:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:13 PM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery canyon Dec 14, 2025, 12:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:22 PM

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@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

coarse lichen Dec 14, 2025, 12:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:25 PM

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@coarse lichen, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 12:27 PM

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gleaming grove <@!770943675039219713>, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming b...

bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton sundial Dec 14, 2025, 12:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:27 PM

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@wanton sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brave shore Dec 14, 2025, 12:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:30 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @coarse lichen, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @fiery canyon, @valid furnace, @lime creek, @wanton sundial, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore came out of @tight niche's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@wanton sundial tried to attack @coarse lichen with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @wanton sundial to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@steel sentinel was furious at @tranquil wyvern for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @steel sentinel's special someone!

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@coarse lichen picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @coarse lichen died.

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@long vine learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @long vine died.

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@valid furnace obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @valid furnace never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@lime creek had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @valid furnace. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @valid furnace died.

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@lime creek asked @jolly swift to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @lime creek died.

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@steel sentinel managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@wanton sundial explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@tranquil wyvern suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore, @tight niche, and @fiery canyon formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@wanton sundial pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @steel sentinel.

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@fiery canyon drank sand for 10 hours. @fiery canyon died.

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@wanton sundial sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @wanton sundial died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @jolly swift some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche sharpened @brave shore's face at a Sharpening Station. @brave shore became the sharpest tool in the shed. @brave shore died.

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The Wizard showed @steel sentinel their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@tight niche tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.