#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 66

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:35 AM

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@rugged basin started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@rancid crane started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@atomic haven dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @broken crypt fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@static trout and @chrome steeple fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @static trout won by breaking @chrome steeple's spine. @chrome steeple died.

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@static trout kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @static trout red. @static trout died.

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@atomic haven was playing hide and seek with @desert python and @rancid crane, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @atomic haven died.

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The Nurse told @rancid crane they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @rancid crane died.

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@broken crypt was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @broken crypt died.

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@rugged basin was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @rugged basin died.

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@raw moss spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@raw moss flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@desert python was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@desert python and @carmine cairn were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @desert python fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @desert python died.

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@raw moss went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@carmine cairn saw @raw moss trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @carmine cairn is calling the police!

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@carmine cairn caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @desert python
150 points go to 4th place: @rugged basin
150 points go to 5th place: @broken crypt
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @atomic haven
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

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true wren Dec 11, 2025, 3:41 AM

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toxic flint Dec 11, 2025, 3:42 AM

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brave shore Dec 11, 2025, 4:15 AM

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stoic peak Dec 11, 2025, 4:27 AM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 4:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @digital flame, @toxic flint, @raw moss, @stoic peak, @static trout, @long vine, @brave shore, @rugged basin, @rancid crane, and @true wren
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@toxic flint tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @toxic flint's mind right in front of their face. @toxic flint died.

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@raw moss killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@stoic peak started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @stoic peak died.

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@static trout accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @static trout died.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@rugged basin tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@digital flame climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@rugged basin asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @rugged basin died.

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@rancid crane's booty was plundered by pirates. @rancid crane died.

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@tight niche got tired of @true wren trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @true wren at a Sawmill. @true wren died.

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@long vine started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@tight niche sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@long vine tried to instigate drama against @digital flame, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @long vine used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @digital flame died.

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@long vine found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @long vine walked out the door.

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@raw moss built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@tight niche teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@long vine brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @long vine died.

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@tight niche fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @rugged basin
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @stoic peak

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rugged basin Dec 11, 2025, 4:56 AM

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woeful hare Dec 11, 2025, 5:11 AM

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static trout Dec 11, 2025, 5:14 AM

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muted adder Dec 11, 2025, 5:15 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 5:20 AM

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gaunt dawn Dec 11, 2025, 5:23 AM

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digital flame Dec 11, 2025, 5:24 AM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 5:29 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @digital flame, @stoic peak, @gaunt dawn, @woeful hare, @rugged basin, @near mortar, @static trout, @strange walrus, @raw moss, @muted adder, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @rancid crane
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@rancid crane somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@static trout launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@stoic peak tried to get @tight niche to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @stoic peak died.

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@strange walrus tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tranquil wyvern randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@gaunt dawn asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @gaunt dawn died.

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@woeful hare's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @woeful hare died.

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@rugged basin sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @rugged basin died.

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@near mortar couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@carmine cairn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@gray sky tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@muted adder tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tight niche and @tranquil wyvern, who did not approve of gambling.

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@gray sky was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@near mortar, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @near mortar died.

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@static trout tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @static trout died.

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@strange walrus's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @strange walrus died.

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@muted adder's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @muted adder died.

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@gray sky threw a snowball at @carmine cairn. To counter this, @carmine cairn threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @gray sky died.

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@digital flame tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@tight niche made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@rancid crane stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @rancid crane blinked first.

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@tranquil wyvern planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@rancid crane got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @rancid crane died.

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@digital flame traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @digital flame did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @digital flame died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a terrible night. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@carmine cairn tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @raw moss demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @carmine cairn by two. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @muted adder
100 points go to 9th place: @strange walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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zealous citrus Dec 11, 2025, 5:39 AM

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digital flame Dec 11, 2025, 5:48 AM

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true wren Dec 11, 2025, 5:51 AM

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long vine Dec 11, 2025, 5:52 AM

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glacial totem Dec 11, 2025, 5:59 AM

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strange walrus Dec 11, 2025, 6:04 AM

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raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 6:14 AM

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brave shore Dec 11, 2025, 6:25 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 6:26 AM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 6:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @digital flame, @carmine cairn, @strange walrus, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @long vine, @brave shore, @rancid crane, @zealous citrus, and @true wren
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@true wren calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@strange walrus used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @strange walrus died.

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@long vine spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @glacial totem. @long vine died.

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@digital flame smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@rancid crane spun around in a full circle and shot @brave shore with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @brave shore died.

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@rancid crane wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @rancid crane died.

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@carmine cairn almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@zealous citrus fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @zealous citrus died.

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@raw moss tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@tight niche insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @true wren insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @true wren, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @true wren died.

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@carmine cairn murdered @digital flame by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @digital flame died.

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@raw moss wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @tight niche on a spit. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@glacial totem saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 6:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 7:02 AM

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amber ermine Dec 11, 2025, 7:03 AM

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rancid crane Dec 11, 2025, 7:11 AM

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true wren Dec 11, 2025, 7:14 AM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 7:28 AM

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zealous citrus Dec 11, 2025, 7:28 AM

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zenith root Dec 11, 2025, 7:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @gray sky, @rancid crane, @zenith root, @zealous citrus, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@olive garden planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @amber ermine was caught in the crossfire. @amber ermine died.

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@glacial totem took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @glacial totem died.

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@gray sky sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @gray sky died.

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@zealous citrus didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @rancid crane, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @rancid crane died.

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@zenith root shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @zenith root's face. @zenith root died.

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@true wren was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @true wren died.

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@zealous citrus was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @zealous citrus died.

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@tight niche tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@olive garden stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @olive garden died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Flare Gun.

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@tight niche tried to attack @raw moss by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @olive garden
150 points go to 4th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 7:36 AM

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true wren Dec 11, 2025, 7:46 AM

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velvet peak Dec 11, 2025, 7:49 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 11, 2025, 7:51 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @dawn fractal, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @kind scroll, @toxic flint, @raw moss, @long vine, @true wren, and @velvet peak
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@dawn fractal found the Last Prism. Then @velvet peak found another one, meaning that @dawn fractal's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@dawn fractal read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @dawn fractal died.

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@tight niche's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @tight niche died.

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@long vine beat @amber ermine into a pulp with a stale baguette. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@true wren and @tranquil wyvern played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@toxic flint somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @toxic flint died.

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@kind scroll found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@raw moss was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @raw moss died.

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@true wren didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern played Frisbee with @long vine using a Light Disc, but @long vine unfortunately didn't have five hands. @long vine died.

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@velvet peak declared that 64 was their favorite number. @kind scroll wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @velvet peak by stabbing them 64 times. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tranquil wyvern wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tranquil wyvern was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@kind scroll fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tranquil wyvern, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@tranquil wyvern drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@tranquil wyvern used the power of Flex Tape to stick @kind scroll in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @kind scroll's suffering to a swift end. @kind scroll died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @kind scroll
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @toxic flint
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @dawn fractal

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north gazelle Dec 11, 2025, 9:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@north gazelle, @indigo inlet, @kind scroll, @long vine, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @fiery belfry, @gray sky, @void coral, and @amber ermine
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@north gazelle tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@kind scroll drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@long vine wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @gray sky into an apple. @gray sky died.

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@velvet peak thought that @olive garden was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@tranquil wyvern found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@brave shore finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@void coral was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @void coral died.

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@fiery belfry donned a Martian costume and chased @amber ermine in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@brave shore purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @brave shore ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@indigo inlet took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @indigo inlet died.

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After years of research, @north gazelle found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @north gazelle died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@olive garden had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@kind scroll crafted @velvet peak into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @velvet peak died.

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@fiery belfry preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@olive garden found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@brave shore fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@long vine begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@tranquil wyvern started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@olive garden fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@kind scroll and @fiery belfry ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@long vine was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @fiery belfry's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @fiery belfry died.

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@kind scroll got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@kind scroll had the high ground, but @long vine just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @kind scroll toppling to their doom. @kind scroll died.

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@olive garden invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@long vine found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@brave shore took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@olive garden drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @olive garden died.

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@long vine was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @long vine dried.

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@brave shore 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @long vine to death. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @olive garden
150 points go to 4th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @north gazelle
100 points go to 9th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Dec 11, 2025, 9:42 AM

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velvet peak Dec 11, 2025, 9:44 AM

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ashen spire Dec 11, 2025, 9:45 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 11, 2025, 9:49 AM

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brave shore Dec 11, 2025, 9:50 AM

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amber ermine Dec 11, 2025, 9:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 9:59 AM

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strange walrus Dec 11, 2025, 10:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 10:01 AM

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kind scroll Dec 11, 2025, 10:20 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @amber ermine, @kind scroll, @ashen spire, @strange walrus, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @velvet peak
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@amber ermine put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@strange walrus declared war against @ashen spire because they didn't like something @ashen spire said in their AMA.

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@ashen spire was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @ashen spire died.

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@strange walrus tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @strange walrus died.

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@velvet peak tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@brave shore got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@olive garden and @kind scroll got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@tranquil wyvern realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@kind scroll was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @kind scroll died.

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@brave shore tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@long vine came out of @fiery belfry's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@olive garden told @velvet peak to bite the dust. In response, @velvet peak took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@brave shore attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@tranquil wyvern's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tranquil wyvern sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@fiery belfry started barking like a dog while chasing @long vine.

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@fiery belfry trash talked @olive garden, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @fiery belfry suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @fiery belfry died.

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@velvet peak ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @tranquil wyvern through the wall. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@velvet peak wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@brave shore found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@olive garden drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@long vine tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@brave shore and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @olive garden was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@velvet peak brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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Rumors started spreading that @brave shore was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @brave shore.

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@long vine yelled, "Duck!" @olive garden excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @olive garden died.

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@velvet peak spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @velvet peak died.

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@brave shore brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@long vine was building a nice house. @brave shore asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @long vine just looked confused.

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@long vine spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @strange walrus
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Dec 11, 2025, 10:41 AM

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velvet peak Dec 11, 2025, 10:45 AM

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ashen spire Dec 11, 2025, 10:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 10:45 AM

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nova plover Dec 11, 2025, 10:47 AM

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amber ermine Dec 11, 2025, 10:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 10:49 AM

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kind scroll Dec 11, 2025, 11:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 11:16 AM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 11:29 AM

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brave shore Dec 11, 2025, 11:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 11:30 AM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 11:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 12:01 PM

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static trout Dec 11, 2025, 12:07 PM

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vagrant storm Dec 11, 2025, 12:14 PM

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unreal moat Dec 11, 2025, 12:22 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @kind scroll, @ashen spire, @nova plover, @vagrant storm, @unreal moat, @static trout, @brave shore, and @velvet peak
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Low on health, @amber ermine hid from @velvet peak by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @amber ermine died.

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@ashen spire tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @ashen spire died.

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@olive garden had a wholesome reunion with @tight niche, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@static trout built a floating city and named it "England".

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@brave shore walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@unreal moat swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @unreal moat died.

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@kind scroll filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@vagrant storm snuck up behind @brave shore, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @vagrant storm decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@velvet peak went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @velvet peak's canvas.

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@static trout was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @static trout died.

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@olive garden crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @kind scroll laughed at them, not knowing that @olive garden was just a completionist.

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@nova plover used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @nova plover died.

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@velvet peak was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche threw @kind scroll into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @tight niche a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @kind scroll died.

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@olive garden got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @olive garden died.

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@vagrant storm stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@tight niche decisively vanquished @brave shore through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche walked up to @vagrant storm and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tight niche, that kills people! @vagrant storm died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @vagrant storm
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @ashen spire

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mighty inlet Dec 11, 2025, 12:40 PM

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unreal moat Dec 11, 2025, 12:43 PM

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rancid crane Dec 11, 2025, 12:45 PM

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static trout Dec 11, 2025, 12:47 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 11, 2025, 12:57 PM

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raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 1:09 PM

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amber ermine Dec 11, 2025, 1:14 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 1:23 PM

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kind scroll Dec 11, 2025, 1:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 1:28 PM

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vagrant storm Dec 11, 2025, 1:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 1:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @ashen spire, @vagrant storm, @unreal moat, @static trout, @raw moss, @mighty inlet, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @sweet fractal died.

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@amber ermine was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@ashen spire stopped a meteor from crushing @carmine cairn and @tight niche with their own body. @ashen spire died.

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@rancid crane and @vagrant storm had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@unreal moat was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @unreal moat died.

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@static trout found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@velvet peak was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@static trout was ordered by @tight niche to sing a song or be killed. @static trout tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@amber ermine was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@rancid crane built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@raw moss saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @raw moss died.

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@vagrant storm wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Old One's Army while @mighty inlet was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @mighty inlet died.

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@amber ermine suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@vagrant storm had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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The Wall of Flesh told @amber ermine that there was something stuck in their teeth. @amber ermine checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @amber ermine died.

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@kind scroll and @tight niche discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @rancid crane before they could say "Zoinks!" @rancid crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern asked @kind scroll if they "knew the way". @kind scroll didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@carmine cairn wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@vagrant storm read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@kind scroll gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @kind scroll died.

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@velvet peak went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@vagrant storm started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@vagrant storm began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @vagrant storm died.

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@tranquil wyvern activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@velvet peak accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @tight niche's head. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rancid crane Dec 11, 2025, 1:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 1:47 PM

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@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 11, 2025, 1:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 1:47 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 11, 2025, 2:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:12 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 11, 2025, 2:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:16 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 2:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 11, 2025, 2:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:26 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

kind scroll Dec 11, 2025, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:27 PM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

indigo inlet Dec 11, 2025, 2:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:28 PM

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@indigo inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @indigo inlet, @kind scroll, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @fiery belfry, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@kind scroll wrote @indigo inlet's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @indigo inlet died.

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@rancid crane found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@velvet peak accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @velvet peak.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tranquil wyvern tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@nova plover saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@olive garden found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@nova plover started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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While streaming a fitness game, @tight niche accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@tight niche went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tight niche's fault.

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@fiery belfry made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @rancid crane. @rancid crane died.

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@velvet peak found a room full of Bunny Banners in @kind scroll's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @kind scroll. @kind scroll died.

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@fiery belfry donated all of their organs to those in need. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn pumped @velvet peak full of lead. No one was hurt, but @velvet peak's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@olive garden was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@tight niche started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@tranquil wyvern stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@olive garden suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@tight niche couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@velvet peak and @jolly swift strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @velvet peak suggested using cover against them. @jolly swift recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@carmine cairn tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@tight niche started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@jolly swift tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @jolly swift died.

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@olive garden performed open heart surgery on @velvet peak, even though @velvet peak never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @velvet peak died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@carmine cairn found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@tight niche tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@olive garden kept talking, but stopped after @carmine cairn held up their hand. @carmine cairn demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@tight niche tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Psycho Knife instead of a Bug Net.

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@olive garden tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@carmine cairn wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@tight niche tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@olive garden discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @olive garden died.

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@tight niche entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @olive garden
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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delicate mulch Dec 11, 2025, 2:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:40 PM

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@delicate mulch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 11, 2025, 2:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:41 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 11, 2025, 2:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:43 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid crane Dec 11, 2025, 2:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:55 PM

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@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 11, 2025, 3:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:01 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rugged basin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 3:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

kind scroll Dec 11, 2025, 3:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:28 PM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

daring marlin Dec 11, 2025, 3:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:44 PM

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@daring marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass cargo Dec 11, 2025, 3:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:44 PM

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@glass cargo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 3:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:48 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane Dec 11, 2025, 3:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:50 PM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

woeful hare Dec 11, 2025, 4:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 4:04 PM

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@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 11, 2025, 4:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 4:18 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fathom barn Dec 11, 2025, 4:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 4:23 PM

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @delicate mulch, @glass cargo, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @daring marlin, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @woeful hare, @rugged basin, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@rancid crane tried to steal @rugged basin's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@tidal bane accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@delicate mulch saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @delicate mulch died.

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@sweet fractal followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @sweet fractal died.

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@glass cargo sang a song to try to impress @woeful hare, @raw moss, and @tight niche. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@daring marlin tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @carmine cairn concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@nova plover became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@kind scroll headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @tranquil wyvern had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@jolly swift vaporized @daring marlin with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @daring marlin died.

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@carmine cairn complained that they had no life, so @nova plover used a Life Drain to take @woeful hare's life and give it to @carmine cairn. @woeful hare died.

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@tidal bane, @velvet peak, and @fathom barn formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@kind scroll’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@raw moss handed @rugged basin a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @rugged basin died.

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@tight niche found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @tight niche headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@rancid crane did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tranquil wyvern, who happened to be passing by.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@rancid crane took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@jolly swift ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@tidal bane read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @tidal bane then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @tidal bane died.

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@glass cargo popped @raw moss by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @raw moss died.

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@nova plover thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@nova plover was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@rancid crane always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @rancid crane died.

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@fathom barn and @tight niche were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@glass cargo decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @glass cargo died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @kind scroll's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@velvet peak rescued @jolly swift from drowning, but in reverse. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @kind scroll, but it refused to listen because @carmine cairn didn't have enough badges.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @tranquil wyvern, but left @tight niche alone because they smelled funny. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tight niche and @velvet peak were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @tight niche played solitaire. @velvet peak stood behind them and watched.

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@kind scroll died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @kind scroll was revived.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @fathom barn farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @fathom barn died.

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@velvet peak tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@tight niche woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche compressed @kind scroll until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @kind scroll died.

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@velvet peak tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @velvet peak's brains. @velvet peak died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @velvet peak
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @glass cargo
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 4:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 11, 2025, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 4:40 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid crane Dec 11, 2025, 4:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 4:41 PM

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@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

viscid orchid Dec 11, 2025, 4:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 4:43 PM

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@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 11, 2025, 5:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 5:13 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 5:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 5:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 5:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

uneven kestrel Dec 11, 2025, 5:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 5:30 PM

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@uneven kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

true wren Dec 11, 2025, 5:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 5:39 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

atomic haven Dec 11, 2025, 5:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 5:46 PM

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@atomic haven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 11, 2025, 6:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 6:11 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 11, 2025, 6:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 6:14 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

viscid orchid Dec 11, 2025, 6:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 6:23 PM

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@viscid orchid, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 6:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 6:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

kind scroll Dec 11, 2025, 6:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 6:27 PM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @true wren, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @atomic haven, @uneven kestrel, and @rancid crane
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@velvet peak wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@sweet fractal started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@kind scroll built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @sweet fractal was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @sweet fractal died.

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@kind scroll tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @kind scroll died.

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@nova plover used their Mythril Sword to lop off @jolly swift's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @nova plover invented golf. @jolly swift died.

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@atomic haven merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@tight niche found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@viscid orchid became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @viscid orchid died.

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@nova plover ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @nova plover died.

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@uneven kestrel huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@rancid crane made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @atomic haven joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @atomic haven died.

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@raw moss invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@velvet peak was infected by a zombie virus. @velvet peak died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@uneven kestrel joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @uneven kestrel died.

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@true wren flexed so hard on @rancid crane that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @rancid crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @tranquil wyvern, @true wren broke their fall with their own body. @true wren died.

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@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@tight niche was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @velvet peak with its horns. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@raw moss trapped @olive garden in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@olive garden took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @raw moss and @tight niche ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@olive garden tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @olive garden died.

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@tranquil wyvern unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@tight niche was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@tight niche thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @raw moss into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @raw moss with two Sniper Rifle shots. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 10th place: @atomic haven

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 7:24 PM

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onyx trellis Dec 11, 2025, 7:25 PM

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static trout Dec 11, 2025, 7:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 7:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @shy latch, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @static trout, @halcyon solstice, @onyx trellis, and @velvet peak
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@tight niche and @halcyon solstice played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @tranquil wyvern knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@carmine cairn made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@sweet fractal pickpocketed @onyx trellis, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@velvet peak summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @jolly swift felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@shy latch commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@static trout found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@tight niche watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@sweet fractal snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@shy latch gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @shy latch died.

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@halcyon solstice stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@jolly swift joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@carmine cairn started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @onyx trellis and @velvet peak.

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@halcyon solstice made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@static trout lulled @sweet fractal into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @sweet fractal died.

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@static trout had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @static trout's skull. @static trout died.

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@onyx trellis tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@carmine cairn tried to confess their love to @velvet peak, but @velvet peak interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@halcyon solstice started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @halcyon solstice died.

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@onyx trellis accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @onyx trellis died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @tranquil wyvern saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @tight niche stabbed them in the back. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@velvet peak was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@velvet peak jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @onyx trellis
100 points go to 7th place: @halcyon solstice
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @shy latch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 7:50 PM

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velvet peak Dec 11, 2025, 7:51 PM

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ashen spire Dec 11, 2025, 8:14 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 11, 2025, 8:15 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 8:20 PM

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daring marlin Dec 11, 2025, 8:22 PM

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uneven kestrel Dec 11, 2025, 8:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 8:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @ashen spire, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @static trout, @daring marlin, @bold flicker, @uneven kestrel, and @velvet peak
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@ashen spire tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @ashen spire. @ashen spire died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@uneven kestrel started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@sweet fractal tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@daring marlin marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@static trout got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @static trout died.

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@velvet peak decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@daring marlin tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @daring marlin died.

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@bold flicker watched @raw moss go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @raw moss was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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A pretty fairy led @uneven kestrel to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @uneven kestrel died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @sweet fractal

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@velvet peak learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@bold flicker went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@bold flicker opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @bold flicker's neck. @bold flicker died.

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@tranquil wyvern tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@sweet fractal found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@sweet fractal took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @tight niche found out that @carmine cairn meant "killer" in the literal sense. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss failed to properly hydrate. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @daring marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 8:38 PM

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velvet peak Dec 11, 2025, 8:39 PM

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ashen spire Dec 11, 2025, 8:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 11, 2025, 8:41 PM

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uneven kestrel Dec 11, 2025, 8:44 PM

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silent shore Dec 11, 2025, 8:45 PM

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bold flicker Dec 11, 2025, 9:04 PM

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rancid crane Dec 11, 2025, 9:11 PM

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daring marlin Dec 11, 2025, 9:13 PM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 9:27 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @ashen spire, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @daring marlin, @bold flicker, @silent shore, @uneven kestrel, @rancid crane, and @velvet peak
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@ashen spire tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @ashen spire died.

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After opening a present, @tranquil wyvern discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@bold flicker placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Xenopopper.

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@sweet fractal went down @uneven kestrel's chimney to deliver presents, but @uneven kestrel's fireplace was still in use. @sweet fractal died.

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@daring marlin was looking kind of dumb after @velvet peak's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @daring marlin died.

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@bold flicker became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @bold flicker died.

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@silent shore woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @silent shore died.

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@raw moss swung a Silver Shortsword at @velvet peak and missed. However, @velvet peak acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @raw moss to receive a yellow card.

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@rancid crane traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@tight niche came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@tranquil wyvern tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@uneven kestrel and @raw moss swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@tight niche swung a Tin Shortsword at @rancid crane, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@tranquil wyvern got quantum-entangled with @velvet peak, and used this opportunity to force @velvet peak to pick their own nose.

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@uneven kestrel tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @uneven kestrel died.

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@rancid crane let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@rancid crane's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @rancid crane died.

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@tight niche looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@velvet peak had a sleepover with @tranquil wyvern, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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After @tranquil wyvern went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 7th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 8th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 9th place: @daring marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 9:42 PM

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velvet peak Dec 11, 2025, 9:53 PM

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bold flicker Dec 11, 2025, 10:19 PM

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daring marlin Dec 11, 2025, 10:23 PM

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brave shore Dec 11, 2025, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 10:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 10:29 PM

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proud lava Dec 11, 2025, 10:35 PM

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daring marlin Dec 11, 2025, 10:47 PM

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static trout Dec 11, 2025, 11:24 PM

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desert python Dec 11, 2025, 11:26 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 11:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @desert python, @raw moss, @daring marlin, @static trout, @bold flicker, @brave shore, @rancid crane, @uneven kestrel, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@velvet peak talked with @uneven kestrel about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@proud lava declared war on emus. The emus won. @proud lava died.

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@desert python found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@static trout put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@raw moss knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@tight niche lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @tight niche died.

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@rancid crane used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@desert python stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @desert python died.

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@daring marlin got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@uneven kestrel bought a Gatligator and fired it at @brave shore for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @uneven kestrel furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@carmine cairn stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@daring marlin dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @static trout, but @static trout simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @daring marlin died.

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@rancid crane tried to destroy @velvet peak by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@raw moss stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @raw moss's ego received a small boost.

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@static trout got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @static trout died.

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@velvet peak was cornered by @carmine cairn, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@rancid crane screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@uneven kestrel spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@bold flicker forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@brave shore tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@brave shore met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @brave shore ended up completely fine.

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@uneven kestrel was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@velvet peak complained to @bold flicker that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@rancid crane was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @rancid crane died.

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@raw moss used their embezzled funds to shred through @uneven kestrel with a Coin Gun. @uneven kestrel died.

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@velvet peak started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn learned all of @brave shore's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@bold flicker finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@brave shore and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @brave shore's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@bold flicker was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @raw moss. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @bold flicker died.

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@brave shore's face was scorched off after @raw moss took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@raw moss found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @carmine cairn wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@raw moss sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@raw moss decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @bold flicker
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @daring marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @desert python

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 11:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 11:58 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uneven kestrel Dec 12, 2025, 12:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 12:06 AM

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@uneven kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 12, 2025, 12:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 12:07 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 12, 2025, 12:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 12:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nimble totem Dec 12, 2025, 12:26 AM

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Bb!register

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 12:26 AM

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@nimble totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Dec 12, 2025, 12:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 12:28 AM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

static trout Dec 12, 2025, 12:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 12:53 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

radiant stump Dec 12, 2025, 12:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 12:55 AM

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@radiant stump, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 12, 2025, 1:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 1:27 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Dec 12, 2025, 1:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 1:27 AM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.