#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 65

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 8:35 AM

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @long vine. Apparently, not that many. @long vine died.

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@true wren hid from @rugged basin after @nova plover exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@zealous citrus contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@fiery belfry realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @fiery belfry died.

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@zealous citrus threw @proud lava in the washing machine and turned it on. @proud lava died.

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@nova plover tried hacking into @mint grove's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @mint grove's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@true wren heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@true wren took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @true wren died.

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@rugged basin found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@tight niche practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@silk abyss stole @gray sky's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @gray sky was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@unreal moat tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @unreal moat died.

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Thanks to @rugged basin's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @zealous citrus's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @rugged basin died.

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@amber ermine created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @nova plover got too close while watching. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@gray sky became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @gray sky died.

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@mint grove had a dirty mind. Then @silk abyss sprayed @mint grove's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @mint grove died.

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@amber ermine practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@silk abyss took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @silk abyss died.

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@zealous citrus was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tight niche's Star Cannon. @zealous citrus died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @zealous citrus
250 points go to 3rd place: @silk abyss
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @mint grove
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @rugged basin
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mint grove Dec 10, 2025, 8:46 AM

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brave shore Dec 10, 2025, 8:50 AM

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silk abyss Dec 10, 2025, 8:55 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 10, 2025, 9:06 AM

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rugged basin Dec 10, 2025, 9:16 AM

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 9:17 AM

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remote pumice Dec 10, 2025, 9:22 AM

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kind scroll Dec 10, 2025, 9:28 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @kind scroll, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @rugged basin, @tight niche, @mint grove, @amber ermine, and @silk abyss
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@remote pumice tried to shoot an apple off of @long vine's head. @remote pumice's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @long vine died.

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@mint grove hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @mint grove died.

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@rugged basin threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @amber ermine would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@tranquil wyvern cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@rugged basin suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @rugged basin died.

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@brave shore started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@tight niche used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@silk abyss drank sand for 10 hours. @silk abyss died.

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@kind scroll walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @kind scroll died.

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@remote pumice went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak and @tight niche played catch with a Paladin. @velvet peak accidentally fumbled a catch. @velvet peak died.

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@brave shore tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @silk abyss
100 points go to 8th place: @rugged basin
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @mint grove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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silk abyss Dec 10, 2025, 9:44 AM

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unreal moat Dec 10, 2025, 9:55 AM

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rugged basin Dec 10, 2025, 9:56 AM

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zealous citrus Dec 10, 2025, 10:09 AM

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rare quest Dec 10, 2025, 10:14 AM

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amber ermine Dec 10, 2025, 10:15 AM

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kind scroll Dec 10, 2025, 10:16 AM

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nova plover Dec 10, 2025, 10:23 AM

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north gazelle Dec 10, 2025, 10:24 AM

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 10:28 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@north gazelle, @rare quest, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @zealous citrus, @velvet peak, @unreal moat, @rugged basin, @nova plover, @tight niche, @mint grove, @amber ermine, and @silk abyss
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@rare quest used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@rare quest was stalking @tranquil wyvern's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @rare quest died.

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@zealous citrus covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@zealous citrus accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @zealous citrus died.

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@nova plover was tired of @velvet peak constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @velvet peak's front yard. @velvet peak died.

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@unreal moat sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @unreal moat died.

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@rugged basin embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @rugged basin tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @rugged basin died.

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@amber ermine found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@mint grove had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@mint grove tickled @kind scroll from behind while they were busy sharpening their Bee Keeper. @mint grove died.

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@amber ermine thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @amber ermine died.

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@north gazelle was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @north gazelle died.

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@kind scroll tied up @silk abyss and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @silk abyss to die. However, @silk abyss managed to escape from their bonds.

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@tranquil wyvern saw @silk abyss standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @silk abyss died.

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@tight niche just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@kind scroll forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@tranquil wyvern sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@kind scroll forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @kind scroll wasn't a Slime, @kind scroll was endlessly beaten. @kind scroll died.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@tranquil wyvern hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@tranquil wyvern received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @silk abyss
150 points go to 5th place: @north gazelle
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @mint grove
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @rugged basin
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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north gazelle Dec 10, 2025, 10:38 AM

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brave shore Dec 10, 2025, 10:45 AM

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zealous citrus Dec 10, 2025, 10:45 AM

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gray sky Dec 10, 2025, 10:56 AM

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velvet peak Dec 10, 2025, 11:04 AM

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unreal moat Dec 10, 2025, 11:08 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 10, 2025, 11:15 AM

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nova plover Dec 10, 2025, 11:22 AM

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kind scroll Dec 10, 2025, 11:24 AM

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 11:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @kind scroll, @nova plover, @north gazelle, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @brave shore, @zealous citrus, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@gray sky had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@livid shuttle tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @livid shuttle died.

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@nova plover built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@unreal moat tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@kind scroll was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@tranquil wyvern and @amber ermine found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tranquil wyvern landed in a pool of water. @amber ermine did not. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@nova plover triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @nova plover died.

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@north gazelle got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@gray sky invited @north gazelle to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @gray sky was mauled by wolves. @gray sky died.

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@kind scroll accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @kind scroll allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@zealous citrus underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @zealous citrus died.

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@velvet peak dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @north gazelle, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @north gazelle died.

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@unreal moat accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @unreal moat died.

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@kind scroll built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@tranquil wyvern used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@brave shore and @tight niche played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@velvet peak and @kind scroll were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @velvet peak suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @kind scroll turned around to look. @kind scroll died.

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@tight niche performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@brave shore drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tight niche was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore burned @velvet peak to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @brave shore for reading books. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche shot @brave shore to death with a finger gun. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @north gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Dec 10, 2025, 11:39 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 10, 2025, 11:54 AM

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unreal moat Dec 10, 2025, 12:00 PM

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flint sage Dec 10, 2025, 12:04 PM

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true wren Dec 10, 2025, 12:13 PM

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amber ermine Dec 10, 2025, 12:17 PM

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dim gale Dec 10, 2025, 12:24 PM

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kind scroll Dec 10, 2025, 12:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 12:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @dim gale, @flint sage, @kind scroll, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @brave shore, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@velvet peak won in a fight against @livid shuttle by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @livid shuttle died.

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@dim gale's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Death Sickle was nice and clean, but their Copper Bow's string broke, and their Sapphire Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@brave shore sharpened @amber ermine's face at a Sharpening Station. @amber ermine became the sharpest tool in the shed. @amber ermine died.

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@unreal moat fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @unreal moat died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @flint sage is approaching @tranquil wyvern!

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@gray sky was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@gray sky tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@tight niche summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@gray sky landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @gray sky accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@velvet peak searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@brave shore felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @dim gale setting explosives beneath them. @brave shore died.

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@flint sage was arrested for killing @true wren with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @true wren died.

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@flint sage pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @flint sage died.

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@velvet peak watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@tranquil wyvern promised @velvet peak that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @velvet peak died.

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@kind scroll went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @kind scroll died.

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@dim gale drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@tight niche wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@tranquil wyvern saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@tight niche tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim gale
150 points go to 4th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @flint sage, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @solid token, @tight niche, @gray sky, @amber ermine, and @hot kelp
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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @livid shuttle thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@flint sage tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@brave shore touched @kind scroll's gun without permission. @brave shore died.

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@solid token zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@true wren made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@velvet peak challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @amber ermine.

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@carmine cairn modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@tranquil wyvern practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @solid token and @amber ermine got their chainsaws ready.

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@carmine cairn was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @carmine cairn let them be.

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@livid shuttle splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @gray sky observed disapprovingly.

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@true wren grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@livid shuttle tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @livid shuttle died.

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@hot kelp built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@flint sage got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@kind scroll wanted to start a band, and recruited @carmine cairn as their keyboard player. @carmine cairn showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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While @solid token looked inside a Corruption chasm, @hot kelp pranked them by pushing them inside. @solid token died.

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@amber ermine's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky, @flint sage, and @tranquil wyvern worked on a group project, but it looked like @gray sky was doing most of the work.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @hot kelp. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @hot kelp died.

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@flint sage used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @flint sage died.

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@gray sky reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @gray sky died.

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@true wren got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@kind scroll became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@kind scroll was in the middle of taking a shower when @carmine cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @kind scroll died.

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@tight niche wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@tight niche hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @solid token

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Dec 10, 2025, 2:15 PM

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rare quest Dec 10, 2025, 2:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 2:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @rare quest, @kind scroll, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @zealous citrus, @velvet peak, @flint sage, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@long vine was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @long vine died.

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@velvet peak tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@livid shuttle vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @livid shuttle died.

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@true wren ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @true wren died.

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@carmine cairn, @flint sage, @zealous citrus, @rare quest, @raw moss, @kind scroll, @tight niche, and @amber ermine decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern stole @velvet peak's lemons. @velvet peak got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @tranquil wyvern's house down.

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@amber ermine discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@amber ermine made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @amber ermine died.

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@rare quest toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @rare quest died.

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@flint sage overwhelmed @kind scroll with a storm of flying bananas. @kind scroll died.

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@zealous citrus drank a Molotov Cocktail. @zealous citrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried attacking @carmine cairn, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@flint sage jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @flint sage died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tranquil wyvern was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @tight niche to notice them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @flint sage
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @rare quest
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 3:18 PM

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 3:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @rare quest, @olive garden, @raven carbon, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @oak skiff, @unreal moat, and @velvet peak
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@unreal moat left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@rare quest was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @rare quest died.

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@livid shuttle drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@carmine cairn donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@tight niche comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@raven carbon held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@raven carbon was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @raven carbon died.

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@nova plover constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @olive garden by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @nova plover's positioning was a bit off. @nova plover died.

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@velvet peak did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@oak skiff and @carmine cairn had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tranquil wyvern sped up the process by stabbing @oak skiff. @oak skiff died.

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@olive garden refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@velvet peak didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@livid shuttle did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @unreal moat, who happened to be watching. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@olive garden received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@tranquil wyvern stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@velvet peak was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn knocked furiously on @livid shuttle's door while holding an axe. @livid shuttle shouted, "Who's there?"

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @tranquil wyvern was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @tranquil wyvern had ever been in. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@olive garden gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @olive garden died.

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@livid shuttle drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @livid shuttle died.

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After eating supper together, @carmine cairn betrayed @tight niche in exchange for 30 silver coins. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @oak skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @raven carbon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 10, 2025, 3:45 PM

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static trout Dec 10, 2025, 3:53 PM

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uneven kestrel Dec 10, 2025, 3:57 PM

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woeful hare Dec 10, 2025, 4:07 PM

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weary crane Dec 10, 2025, 4:12 PM

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 4:28 PM

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fresh wing Dec 10, 2025, 4:28 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 4:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @raw moss, @static trout, @weary crane, @uneven kestrel, @fresh wing, and @velvet peak
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@carmine cairn and @livid shuttle huddled around @raw moss to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @raw moss's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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There was a snake in @livid shuttle's boot! @livid shuttle died.

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@fresh wing accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@static trout skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @static trout died.

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@uneven kestrel was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @uneven kestrel died.

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@tranquil wyvern told @fresh wing a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @fresh wing died.

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@woeful hare told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @weary crane and @velvet peak.

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@tight niche told @tranquil wyvern a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@raw moss was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@carmine cairn found some soup in their fly.

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@weary crane tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@tight niche spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@woeful hare tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @woeful hare died.

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@raw moss found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@tranquil wyvern cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @tranquil wyvern's heart! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @velvet peak also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@velvet peak was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @velvet peak died.

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@weary crane accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @weary crane died.

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@tight niche started blocking @raw moss's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@carmine cairn was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @woeful hare
100 points go to 8th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 10, 2025, 4:38 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @woeful hare, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @eternal ingot, @rancid crane, @fresh wing, and @velvet peak
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@carmine cairn looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@raw moss ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@eternal ingot added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@kind scroll constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@fresh wing invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@rancid crane pointed a wooden wand at @peak yoke and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@woeful hare used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @woeful hare died.

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@velvet peak and @carmine cairn farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@peak yoke dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @peak yoke died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @eternal ingot was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@rancid crane made some scary noises in the dark. @raw moss sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @rancid crane died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @velvet peak needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @velvet peak. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@fresh wing will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @fresh wing, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @fresh wing died.

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@eternal ingot explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@kind scroll defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @kind scroll died.

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@carmine cairn bashed @tranquil wyvern in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@tranquil wyvern explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@raw moss managed to kill @eternal ingot by doing absolutely nothing. @eternal ingot died.

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@carmine cairn hadn't seen @raw moss in a long time, and missed them. @raw moss aimed a Sniper Rifle at @carmine cairn from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @eternal ingot
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @woeful hare, @raw moss, @static trout, @peak yoke, @tidal bane, @uneven kestrel, and @velvet peak
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@tidal bane spoke softly to @livid shuttle while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @livid shuttle died.

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@kind scroll equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@kind scroll tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @kind scroll died.

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After @woeful hare drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @woeful hare died.

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@velvet peak brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@static trout fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @peak yoke suddenly didn't feel so good. @peak yoke died.

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@uneven kestrel found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@uneven kestrel asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tranquil wyvern, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @uneven kestrel to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @uneven kestrel died.

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@carmine cairn asked @raw moss to give them a hand, so @raw moss chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@tranquil wyvern ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @tranquil wyvern's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak made some Synonym Rolls for @tight niche and @olive garden. Just like Grammar used to make!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @tidal bane is now goo. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@raw moss and @tight niche were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@olive garden woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @olive garden died.

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@carmine cairn poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@velvet peak pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @raw moss had had enough, so they scooped @tight niche to death with an ice cream spoon. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@raw moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @raw moss's chests for the rest of its life.

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@raw moss gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @carmine cairn, who was in the front row. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tidal bane Dec 10, 2025, 6:37 PM

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velvet peak Dec 10, 2025, 6:38 PM

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raw moss Dec 10, 2025, 6:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 10, 2025, 6:50 PM

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jolly swift Dec 10, 2025, 6:57 PM

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viscid orchid Dec 10, 2025, 6:58 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 7:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 7:25 PM

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kind scroll Dec 10, 2025, 7:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 7:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @viscid orchid, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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@viscid orchid entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@viscid orchid heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @viscid orchid died.

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@tidal bane shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @tidal bane's head. @tidal bane died.

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The sun burnt @raw moss into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@peak yoke started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @peak yoke soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @peak yoke died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @jolly swift accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @jolly swift died.

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@kind scroll spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @kind scroll died.

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@raw moss baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@tranquil wyvern swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @velvet peak died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @carmine cairn flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@carmine cairn flossed their teeth with @tight niche's shoelaces.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@tight niche tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @tight niche keeled over from a heart attack. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@raw moss tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@carmine cairn started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@raw moss found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 10, 2025, 7:38 PM

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velvet peak Dec 10, 2025, 7:39 PM

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exotic saddle Dec 10, 2025, 7:39 PM

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peak yoke Dec 10, 2025, 7:39 PM

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nova plover Dec 10, 2025, 8:05 PM

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kind scroll Dec 10, 2025, 8:14 PM

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weary crane Dec 10, 2025, 8:15 PM

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woeful hare Dec 10, 2025, 8:18 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 8:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 8:20 PM

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static trout Dec 10, 2025, 8:23 PM

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uneven kestrel Dec 10, 2025, 8:24 PM

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plush otter Dec 10, 2025, 8:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 8:29 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 8:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @plush otter, @velvet peak, @exotic saddle, @woeful hare, @static trout, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, and @peak yoke
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@weary crane's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @weary crane died.

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@tight niche joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tight niche was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@plush otter spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @plush otter still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @plush otter died.

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@exotic saddle sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @exotic saddle died.

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@nova plover accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@static trout pointed a Shotgun at @woeful hare and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @static trout looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @static trout died.

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@nova plover has fallen, and they can't get up. @nova plover died.

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@uneven kestrel died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @uneven kestrel died.

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@velvet peak tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@kind scroll took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet peak theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@kind scroll's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @raw moss and @velvet peak's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @kind scroll died.

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@carmine cairn mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@tight niche hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @raw moss's house. @raw moss started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@velvet peak joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@woeful hare constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@carmine cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@velvet peak tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @velvet peak died.

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@woeful hare encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @woeful hare died.

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@raw moss jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@raw moss wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@carmine cairn befriended @tight niche by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@tight niche read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @woeful hare
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 10, 2025, 8:41 PM

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daring marlin Dec 10, 2025, 8:46 PM

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dapper sluice Dec 10, 2025, 9:16 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 9:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, @dapper sluice, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @karmic sable, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @daring marlin, @granite root, and @velvet peak
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@tight niche wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@raw moss sacrificed @woeful hare by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @woeful hare died.

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@glacial totem got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @glacial totem died.

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@daring marlin went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @daring marlin died.

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@granite root smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @granite root died.

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@velvet peak's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@dapper sluice wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @dapper sluice died.

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@karmic sable threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@karmic sable emerged from a tree stump and scolded @carmine cairn for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @carmine cairn was still holding an axe. @karmic sable died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @raw moss's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@tight niche drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @raw moss appeared instead.

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@velvet peak ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @karmic sable
150 points go to 6th place: @dapper sluice
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @daring marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

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@proud lava, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @daring marlin, @bold flicker, @peak yoke, @rugged basin, @brave shore, @rancid crane, @uneven kestrel, and @velvet peak
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@uneven kestrel disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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After partying all night, @proud lava was shot by @peak yoke in a swimming pool. @proud lava died.

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@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@brave shore saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@rancid crane drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@daring marlin found a hill and started to roll down it. @daring marlin was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @daring marlin died.

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@peak yoke put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @peak yoke whole. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet peak started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@bold flicker tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@rugged basin flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @rugged basin died.

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@uneven kestrel spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @velvet peak's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@rancid crane used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @rancid crane. @rancid crane died.

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@uneven kestrel was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @uneven kestrel died.

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@bold flicker heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @brave shore, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@raw moss tried to attack @velvet peak with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @raw moss to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@velvet peak picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @velvet peak died.

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@bold flicker used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @bold flicker died.

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@carmine cairn appeared to be taking a group picture of @brave shore, @raw moss, and @tight niche. @carmine cairn's selfie turned out great!

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@tight niche modified @carmine cairn's Reaver Shark to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @carmine cairn was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@raw moss started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@raw moss made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@tight niche invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@raw moss tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@brave shore found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@raw moss drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @bold flicker
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 9th place: @rugged basin
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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hearty oracle Dec 10, 2025, 11:23 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 11:26 PM

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stoic peak Dec 10, 2025, 11:27 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @hearty oracle, @carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @long vine, @stoic peak, @nimble totem, @bold flicker, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, @amber ermine, and @rancid crane
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@nimble totem rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @nimble totem with unnecessary advice.

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A Martian Probe spotted @bold flicker, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @bold flicker was too boring.

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@remote pumice took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@long vine heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@hearty oracle promised to @amber ermine that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@brazen plaza chased @hearty oracle with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @hearty oracle died.

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@stoic peak became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @rancid crane had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @stoic peak's suffering. @stoic peak died.

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@uneven kestrel became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@static trout got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @static trout died.

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@tight niche dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @raw moss diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@tight niche and @remote pumice had a very merry unbirthday party together. @nimble totem found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@raw moss heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @raw moss stopped because their voice became horse.

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@uneven kestrel started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @uneven kestrel while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@rancid crane blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @rancid crane's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@uneven kestrel sat on a wall. @uneven kestrel had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @uneven kestrel together again. @uneven kestrel died.

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@amber ermine ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@bold flicker took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @rancid crane's Rod of Discord.

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@nimble totem saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@brazen plaza activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@bold flicker was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @bold flicker died.

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@raw moss wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@remote pumice placed chests all over the world except where @nimble totem was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @nimble totem died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @remote pumice's eye sockets. @remote pumice died.

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@rancid crane decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @rancid crane died.

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@long vine tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @long vine is now bald.

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@long vine put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@carmine cairn started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @tight niche and @raw moss out.

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@brazen plaza forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @brazen plaza died.

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@tight niche briefly considered proposing marriage to @carmine cairn, but married a bee instead.

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@raw moss ripped @tight niche's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @nimble totem
100 points go to 9th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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brave shore Dec 10, 2025, 11:48 PM

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weary crane Dec 10, 2025, 11:51 PM

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long vine Dec 11, 2025, 12:00 AM

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rancid crane Dec 11, 2025, 12:18 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 12:27 AM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 12:27 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @stoic peak, @bold flicker, @long vine, @brave shore, @weary crane, @uneven kestrel, and @rancid crane
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@stoic peak had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @uneven kestrel shot them with an arrow. @stoic peak died.

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@raw moss put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@brave shore placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @brave shore died.

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@long vine teleported behind @weary crane using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @weary crane died.

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@uneven kestrel ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @uneven kestrel died.

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@rancid crane played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @rancid crane. @rancid crane died.

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@long vine tried to high-five @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@bold flicker neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @bold flicker died.

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@tight niche tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@raw moss couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@raw moss stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@long vine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tight niche couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Purple Phaseblade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @tight niche's heart and brain. @tight niche died.

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@long vine drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @bold flicker
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @stoic peak

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rugged basin Dec 11, 2025, 12:59 AM

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weary crane Dec 11, 2025, 1:05 AM

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proud lava Dec 11, 2025, 1:15 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 1:20 AM

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modern plover Dec 11, 2025, 1:26 AM

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brave shore Dec 11, 2025, 1:28 AM

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tight niche Dec 11, 2025, 1:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 1:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

ivory compass Dec 11, 2025, 2:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:29 AM

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@ivory compass, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 11, 2025, 2:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:30 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @ivory compass, @modern plover, @long vine, @brave shore, @rugged basin, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@rugged basin was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@ivory compass and @brave shore had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@proud lava challenged @modern plover to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @modern plover's turn to win. @proud lava died.

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@tight niche flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @tight niche's face off with its bare hands. @tight niche died.

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@long vine tried to attack @weary crane with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@glacial totem befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@carmine cairn began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@glacial totem bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @glacial totem was blown to smithereens. @glacial totem died.

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@ivory compass played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @ivory compass died.

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@raw moss started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@carmine cairn warned @long vine not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @long vine trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@rugged basin overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@weary crane was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@carmine cairn found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@modern plover got burninated by Tim. @modern plover died.

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@raw moss trapped @long vine in a maze, but while they were taunting @long vine, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@rugged basin started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@brave shore began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@rugged basin slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @brave shore's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @brave shore died.

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@rugged basin challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @rugged basin died.

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@weary crane and @long vine relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@long vine accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@raw moss released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @raw moss, but it was very satisfying.

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@weary crane's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @weary crane died.

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@raw moss tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@carmine cairn used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @long vine alive. @long vine died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @carmine cairn was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 5th place: @rugged basin
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @ivory compass
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Dec 11, 2025, 2:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:36 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid crane Dec 11, 2025, 2:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:37 AM

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@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

golden jetty Dec 11, 2025, 2:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:37 AM

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@golden jetty, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 11, 2025, 2:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rugged basin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

atomic haven Dec 11, 2025, 2:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:45 AM

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@atomic haven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 11, 2025, 2:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 2:53 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Dec 11, 2025, 3:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:19 AM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

desert python Dec 11, 2025, 3:22 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

modern plover Dec 11, 2025, 3:22 AM

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bb!register

desert python Dec 11, 2025, 3:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:22 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@desert python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 11, 2025, 3:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:25 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 11, 2025, 3:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@broken crypt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@golden jetty, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @glacial totem, @modern plover, @broken crypt, @rugged basin, @chrome steeple, @static trout, @raw moss, @atomic haven, @desert python, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@golden jetty equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @golden jetty died.

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@glacial totem and @long vine started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @glacial totem took out their actual shotgun. @long vine died.

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@static trout hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@glacial totem caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @glacial totem died.

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@modern plover got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @modern plover died.

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@chrome steeple summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?