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rancid crane Dec 7, 2025, 5:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 5:42 PM

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static trout Dec 7, 2025, 5:54 PM

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potent relic Dec 7, 2025, 6:02 PM

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woeful hare Dec 7, 2025, 6:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 6:09 PM

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true wren Dec 7, 2025, 6:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 6:11 PM

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tight niche Dec 7, 2025, 6:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 6:21 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 7, 2025, 6:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 6:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

real gale Dec 7, 2025, 6:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 6:26 PM

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@potent relic, @tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @raw moss, @real gale, @static trout, @rancid crane, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@rancid crane pointed a wooden wand at @carmine cairn and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern got a piggyback ride from @potent relic, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @potent relic died.

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@raw moss spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@real gale learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@woeful hare and @jolly swift were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@woeful hare read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @woeful hare died.

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@static trout started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@true wren took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @velvet peak and @tight niche ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@static trout attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @real gale watched the carnage from a safe distance. @static trout died.

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@rancid crane ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @rancid crane died.

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@true wren dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @true wren died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @velvet peak was flattened by a road roller. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @jolly swift to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@raw moss knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@tranquil wyvern learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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After opening a present, @tight niche discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@real gale and @tight niche got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@real gale walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @real gale died.

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@jolly swift received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss got tired of @tranquil wyvern trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @tranquil wyvern at a Sawmill. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @raw moss's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@tight niche ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @raw moss, go jump off that cliff. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Dec 7, 2025, 6:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 6:47 PM

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raw moss Dec 7, 2025, 6:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 6:48 PM

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velvet peak Dec 7, 2025, 6:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 6:48 PM

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weary crane Dec 7, 2025, 6:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 6:50 PM

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jolly swift Dec 7, 2025, 7:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:08 PM

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digital flame Dec 7, 2025, 7:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:12 PM

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 7, 2025, 7:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:14 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dawn fractal Dec 7, 2025, 7:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:15 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 7, 2025, 7:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wide lintel Dec 7, 2025, 7:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 7, 2025, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:28 PM

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true wren Dec 7, 2025, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:28 PM

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 7, 2025, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:30 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @digital flame, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @true wren, @wide lintel, @raw moss, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @dawn fractal
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@olive garden took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@carmine cairn searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@weary crane chewed some gum. It made @weary crane feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @weary crane died.

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@peak yoke, @velvet peak, and @true wren formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@true wren fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @true wren died.

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@glacial totem and @digital flame farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@wide lintel tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @wide lintel died.

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@dawn fractal made some Synonym Rolls for @jolly swift and @tranquil wyvern. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@raw moss fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @raw moss died.

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@digital flame tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@peak yoke touched @carmine cairn's gun without permission. @peak yoke died.

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@dawn fractal tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @dawn fractal died.

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@olive garden accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@velvet peak was building a nice house. @carmine cairn asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @velvet peak just looked confused.

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@digital flame paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@olive garden wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@glacial totem went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@velvet peak tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@digital flame drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @digital flame died.

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@glacial totem claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@tranquil wyvern took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@olive garden tried to use forbidden magic to erase @jolly swift from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @jolly swift die, so nothing actually happened.

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@tight niche fired their bow at @carmine cairn, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tight niche gave up.

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@olive garden tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @olive garden died.

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After years of research, @tranquil wyvern found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tight niche decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@glacial totem spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @jolly swift died.

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@glacial totem combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@glacial totem fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@tight niche thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@carmine cairn stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@tight niche was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem and @carmine cairn relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @glacial totem with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@glacial totem tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @dawn fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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digital flame Dec 7, 2025, 7:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:42 PM

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

solid plume Dec 7, 2025, 7:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:42 PM

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@solid plume, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 7, 2025, 7:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:42 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

knotty wyvern Dec 7, 2025, 7:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:47 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near urchin Dec 7, 2025, 7:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:54 PM

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@near urchin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 7, 2025, 7:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 7:55 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Dec 7, 2025, 8:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:04 PM

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peak yoke Dec 7, 2025, 8:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:09 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cosmic epoch Dec 7, 2025, 8:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:09 PM

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rancid crane Dec 7, 2025, 8:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:13 PM

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@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent palm Dec 7, 2025, 8:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:19 PM

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@potent palm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rapid fox Dec 7, 2025, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:25 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 7, 2025, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 7, 2025, 8:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Dec 7, 2025, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:30 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @knotty wyvern, @brave shore, @solid plume, @digital flame, @velvet peak, @exotic saddle, @rapid fox, @cosmic epoch, @raw moss, @near urchin, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @potent palm, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @sweet fractal died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @solid plume saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @brave shore stabbed them in the back. @solid plume died.

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@carmine cairn tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@peak yoke killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@cosmic epoch and @digital flame were having a nice picnic on the beach when @tight niche stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@potent palm tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @potent palm decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @exotic saddle into fertilizer. @exotic saddle died.

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@rancid crane fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@near urchin drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@rapid fox accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @rapid fox died.

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@raw moss tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@tight niche used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@digital flame set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@brave shore tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@cosmic epoch drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @cosmic epoch died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @potent palm's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@near urchin caused @raw moss to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@raw moss went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @knotty wyvern and @carmine cairn summoned the Impending Doom. @raw moss died.

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@near urchin was vehicularly manslaughtered by @rancid crane's minecart. @near urchin died.

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@digital flame knocked furiously on @carmine cairn's door while holding an axe. @carmine cairn shouted, "Who's there?"

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@potent palm invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @peak yoke, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @peak yoke died.

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@potent palm thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @potent palm died.

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@knotty wyvern found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@rancid crane was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @rancid crane died.

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@knotty wyvern climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @knotty wyvern died.

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@brave shore walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@tight niche shot their Musket to the left of @velvet peak just to scare them. @velvet peak heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @velvet peak died.

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@digital flame started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @digital flame soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @digital flame died.

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@tight niche cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@brave shore put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @brave shore whole. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@carmine cairn was briefly jumpscared by @tight niche wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @tight niche's eye sockets. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @knotty wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @potent palm
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @near urchin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 7, 2025, 8:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 7, 2025, 8:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:39 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silent shore Dec 7, 2025, 8:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:47 PM

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@silent shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 7, 2025, 8:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:52 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

digital flame Dec 7, 2025, 8:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:52 PM

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 7, 2025, 8:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:53 PM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cosmic epoch Dec 7, 2025, 8:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:55 PM

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@cosmic epoch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 7, 2025, 8:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 8:58 PM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hot kelp Dec 7, 2025, 9:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 9:03 PM

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 7, 2025, 9:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 9:24 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Dec 7, 2025, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 7, 2025, 9:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @digital flame, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @silent shore, @weary crane, @velvet peak, and @cosmic epoch
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@velvet peak tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@digital flame had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @digital flame's skull. @digital flame died.

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@hot kelp tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @hot kelp died.

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@peak yoke went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @raw moss had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @peak yoke died.

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@potent talon's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @potent talon died.

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@silent shore snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @silent shore died.

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@glacial totem built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@tight niche dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tight niche is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@weary crane tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @weary crane died.

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@cosmic epoch tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @cosmic epoch died.

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@velvet peak wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@raw moss was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@velvet peak dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@glacial totem used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @cosmic epoch
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @hot kelp

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@carmine cairn ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @carmine cairn died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @long vine accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@digital flame tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @digital flame died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @static trout thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@exotic saddle thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @exotic saddle died.

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@glacial totem went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @glacial totem died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @amber ermine randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@proud lava was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @proud lava died.

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@static trout's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @static trout died.

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@peak yoke and @brave shore played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@amber ermine wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@nova plover found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @rustic sorrel to check it out. @rustic sorrel decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@raw moss started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@raw moss was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore shot @amber ermine with a Water Gun. @amber ermine shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@rustic sorrel tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @rustic sorrel died.

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@nova plover tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@amber ermine teleported behind @nova plover using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @brave shore was morbidly interested.

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@peak yoke tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @peak yoke's mind right in front of their face. @peak yoke died.

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@amber ermine sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@brave shore mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@brave shore escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@amber ermine was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @amber ermine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @amber ermine
250 points go to 3rd place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @rustic sorrel
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tardy steppe, @half badger, @digital flame, @woeful hare, @glacial totem, @exotic saddle, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@digital flame drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@tardy steppe suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @tardy steppe died.

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@woeful hare promised to @half badger that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@raw moss was furious at @long vine for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @raw moss's special someone!

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@remote pumice screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@peak yoke couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@woeful hare went down @turbid skiff's chimney to deliver presents, but @turbid skiff's fireplace was still in use. @woeful hare died.

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@brave shore threw @glacial totem into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @brave shore a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @glacial totem died.

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@exotic saddle placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @exotic saddle died.

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@brave shore considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@raw moss got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @raw moss died.

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@half badger dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @digital flame diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@remote pumice wanted to start a band, and recruited @peak yoke as their keyboard player. @peak yoke showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@long vine tried to steal @half badger's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@remote pumice found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@peak yoke ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@turbid skiff drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@turbid skiff was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @turbid skiff died.

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@brave shore found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@peak yoke found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@remote pumice flossed their teeth with @half badger's shoelaces.

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@brave shore tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@digital flame was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @digital flame died.

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@brave shore complained that they had no life, so @long vine used a Life Drain to take @half badger's life and give it to @brave shore. @half badger died.

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@long vine, @brave shore, and @remote pumice formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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While exploring a swamp, @remote pumice caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@remote pumice was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @half badger
150 points go to 5th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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@long vine put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@digital flame and @brave shore were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @digital flame fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @digital flame died.

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@fiery belfry found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @unreal moat, who silenced @fiery belfry by filling their hiding place with water. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss modified @glacial totem's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @glacial totem was never seen again. @glacial totem died.

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@true wren tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@raw moss came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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A witch prophesized that @peak yoke would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@carmine cairn claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@unreal moat managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@true wren used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @woeful hare alive. @woeful hare died.

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@brave shore sacrificed @unreal moat by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @unreal moat died.

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@true wren baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@peak yoke iwwegawy owoed to @raw moss and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @peak yoke died.

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@true wren tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @true wren died.

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@brave shore tricked @raw moss into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@brave shore fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @woeful hare
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @digital flame

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There are 15 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @karmic sable, @brave shore, @digital flame, @velvet dune, @plush locust, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @true wren, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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@unreal moat came out of @proud lava's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@weary crane used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @weary crane died.

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@glacial totem donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@plush locust and @true wren ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@carmine cairn chased @brave shore with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @brave shore died.

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@digital flame's skeleton decided that @digital flame wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @digital flame died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @plush locust a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @tight niche with it. However, @plush locust clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @plush locust died.

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@raw moss and @fiery belfry played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@carmine cairn wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @fiery belfry killed them. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche and @karmic sable had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@peak yoke spun around in a full circle and shot @proud lava with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @proud lava died.

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@true wren failed to properly hydrate. @true wren died.

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@unreal moat started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @peak yoke died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @glacial totem farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @glacial totem died.

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@karmic sable explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@velvet dune didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @velvet dune died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@karmic sable gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @karmic sable died.

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@tight niche decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@carmine cairn drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@raw moss started riding a Unicorn. @tight niche chased @raw moss while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@carmine cairn decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@raw moss carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @carmine cairn, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @karmic sable
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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carmine cairn Dec 8, 2025, 5:15 AM

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tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 5:30 AM

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rancid crane Dec 8, 2025, 5:31 AM

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weary crane Dec 8, 2025, 5:32 AM

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brave shore Dec 8, 2025, 6:05 AM

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amber ermine Dec 8, 2025, 6:20 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 8, 2025, 6:25 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @brave shore, @fiery belfry, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @rancid crane
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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @brave shore's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@weary crane found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @weary crane died.

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@raw moss started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@tight niche found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@kind scroll found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @kind scroll died.

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@unreal moat asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss has fallen, and they can't get up. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@fiery belfry vaporized @amber ermine with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche verbally roasted @rancid crane so hard that they burst into flames. @rancid crane died.

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@carmine cairn listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @carmine cairn saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @fiery belfry was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@brave shore equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @tight niche chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @brave shore's shattered corpse. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@fiery belfry forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @fiery belfry wasn't a Slime, @fiery belfry was endlessly beaten. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 10th place: @weary crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Dec 8, 2025, 6:41 AM

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unreal moat Dec 8, 2025, 6:43 AM

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peak yoke Dec 8, 2025, 7:03 AM

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amber ermine Dec 8, 2025, 7:10 AM

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rancid crane Dec 8, 2025, 7:11 AM

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tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 7:11 AM

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kind scroll Dec 8, 2025, 7:18 AM

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static trout Dec 8, 2025, 7:20 AM

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brave shore Dec 8, 2025, 7:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 7:23 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 8, 2025, 7:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 7:25 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @kind scroll, @unreal moat, @static trout, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @brave shore, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@tight niche was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @tight niche died.

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@amber ermine started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@peak yoke found a room full of Bunny Banners in @amber ermine's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@static trout invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@fiery belfry started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @kind scroll forced them to put in some more effort.

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@unreal moat used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @unreal moat died.

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@rancid crane tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @static trout's head instead. @static trout died.

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@brave shore sharpened @peak yoke's face at a Sharpening Station. @peak yoke became the sharpest tool in the shed. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery belfry built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@rancid crane's booty was plundered by pirates. @rancid crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @carmine cairn and @brave shore.

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@kind scroll damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@fiery belfry had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@brave shore was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@kind scroll walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @fiery belfry flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tranquil wyvern won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@carmine cairn decisively vanquished @fiery belfry through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore tried attacking @carmine cairn, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@brave shore tried to get @carmine cairn to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Dec 8, 2025, 7:38 AM

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velvet peak Dec 8, 2025, 7:40 AM

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amber ermine Dec 8, 2025, 7:46 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 8, 2025, 7:49 AM

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weary crane Dec 8, 2025, 7:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 7:54 AM

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solid token Dec 8, 2025, 8:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 8:04 AM

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static trout Dec 8, 2025, 8:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 8:10 AM

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tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 8:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 8:27 AM

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zenith root Dec 8, 2025, 8:29 AM

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real gale Dec 8, 2025, 8:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 8:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @solid token, @amber ermine, @real gale, @static trout, @unreal moat, @weary crane, @zenith root, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@weary crane ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @solid token before they could say "Zoinks!" @solid token died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @amber ermine up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @amber ermine off said cliff. @amber ermine died.

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@unreal moat couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@tight niche watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @static trout wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@real gale and @static trout huddled around @tight niche to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @tight niche's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@weary crane got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@unreal moat watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@velvet peak eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@zenith root relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@static trout was walked on by a Martian Walker. @static trout died.

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@unreal moat and @zenith root decided to play catch with a Purple Phasesaber. @unreal moat missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @unreal moat died.

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@real gale told @weary crane to step off their carpet, which they did. @real gale proceeded to murder @weary crane, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @weary crane died.

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@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Medusa Head on @zenith root and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @zenith root died.

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@velvet peak was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @velvet peak died.

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@real gale tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@real gale drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @real gale died.

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@tight niche desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tranquil wyvern was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @real gale
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @solid token

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Dec 8, 2025, 8:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 8:38 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 8, 2025, 8:38 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 8, 2025, 8:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 8:44 AM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 8, 2025, 8:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 8:53 AM

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unreal moat Dec 8, 2025, 8:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 8:56 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Dec 8, 2025, 9:25 AM

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tight niche bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 9:25 AM

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tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 9:26 AM

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zenith root bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 9:26 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

real gale Dec 8, 2025, 9:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 9:26 AM

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @real gale, @fiery belfry, @unreal moat, @tight niche, @gray sky, @zenith root, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@unreal moat covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@gray sky tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@sweet fractal practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @sweet fractal died.

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@unreal moat was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@zenith root and @real gale found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@fiery belfry was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@gray sky thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @gray sky's potions with Red Potions. @gray sky died.

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@zenith root went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @zenith root died.

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@amber ermine summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@amber ermine was ordered by @fiery belfry to sing a song or be killed. @amber ermine tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @amber ermine died.

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@real gale had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@fiery belfry, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche kept talking, but stopped after @velvet peak held up their hand. @velvet peak demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@real gale went AFK in their gel farm. @tranquil wyvern set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @real gale died.

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@tight niche was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@velvet peak went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@velvet peak tried to save @tight niche's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @velvet peak died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@tight niche tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@tranquil wyvern felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

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@velvet peak had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @velvet peak died.

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@long vine tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Green Phasesaber instead of a Bug Net.

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@unreal moat took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @unreal moat died.

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@wide lintel started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @wide lintel. Apparently, not that many. @wide lintel died.

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@tight niche murdered @brave shore with a knife, but it was actually @nova plover in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @tight niche didn't care that much. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@fiery belfry was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@amber ermine built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@long vine almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@brave shore looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@gray sky heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @gray sky died.

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@fiery belfry found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@brave shore felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @amber ermine took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@long vine didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @amber ermine, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@brave shore consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@fiery belfry declared that 64 was their favorite number. @long vine wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @fiery belfry by stabbing them 64 times. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@long vine's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @long vine died.

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@brave shore became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@tight niche beat @brave shore into a pulp with a stale baguette. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @wide lintel
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

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@toxic flint, @remote pumice, @tawny notch, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @plush otter, @velvet peak, @unreal moat, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@amber ermine was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @toxic flint was caught in the crossfire. @toxic flint died.

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@tawny notch bought a Gatligator and fired it at @brave shore for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @tawny notch furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@unreal moat found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@plush otter silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @tranquil wyvern's back, which then integrated itself into @tranquil wyvern's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@gray sky ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@tawny notch drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tawny notch died.

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@remote pumice accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@plush otter stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @plush otter died.

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@remote pumice climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@amber ermine was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@tranquil wyvern made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @unreal moat. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@gray sky donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@nova plover tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@nova plover challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @nova plover died.

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@gray sky was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @gray sky died.

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@amber ermine landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @amber ermine accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @amber ermine died.

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@velvet peak couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@remote pumice opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@tranquil wyvern was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @tranquil wyvern suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@brave shore disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@tight niche's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@tranquil wyvern tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak was looking kind of dumb after @brave shore's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @velvet peak died.

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@remote pumice found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@tight niche hid from @brave shore by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@tight niche was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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While playing at the beach, @brave shore buried @tight niche in the sand. It took @tight niche several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@tight niche took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@brave shore blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @plush otter

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@plush otter buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@remote pumice tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @remote pumice died.

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@nova plover wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@dim gale wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@devout dew tried to destroy @long vine by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@true wren decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tranquil wyvern told @devout dew a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @devout dew died.

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@plush otter summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @plush otter died.

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@tight niche found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@true wren painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@velvet peak tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @velvet peak died.

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@true wren opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @true wren's neck. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@nova plover joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @nova plover was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@dim gale wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@long vine rescued @muted adder from drowning, but in reverse. @muted adder died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @nova plover is now goo. @nova plover died.

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@dim gale breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine used an Inferno Fork to eat. @tight niche thought they didn't notice, but @long vine just really likes spicy food.

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@fiery belfry tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@fiery belfry asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@fiery belfry picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine put two forward slashes in front of @tight niche and commented them out of existence. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @muted adder
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 10th place: @plush otter

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet peak Dec 8, 2025, 12:42 PM

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strange inlet Dec 8, 2025, 12:44 PM

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amber ermine Dec 8, 2025, 12:46 PM

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tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 12:51 PM

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hearty oracle Dec 8, 2025, 1:21 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@hearty oracle, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @covert wren, @velvet peak, @fiery belfry, @true wren, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, @strange inlet, and @amber ermine
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@hearty oracle's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @hearty oracle died.

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@true wren released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @true wren, but it was very satisfying.

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@brave shore accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@covert wren was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @covert wren died.

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@tight niche wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@unreal moat watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@unreal moat fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@fiery belfry fed @tranquil wyvern several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@near mortar warned @strange inlet not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @strange inlet trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@gray sky received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@amber ermine lulled @near mortar into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @near mortar died.

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@nova plover loves @carmine cairn to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @gray sky instead. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@fiery belfry squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@velvet peak murdered @strange inlet by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @strange inlet died.

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@amber ermine tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @carmine cairn's Rod of Discord.

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@fiery belfry baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @fiery belfry died.

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@velvet peak got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @velvet peak wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @velvet peak was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@brave shore summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @true wren's life points directly. @true wren died.

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Out of boredom, @tranquil wyvern used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@tranquil wyvern got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@velvet peak was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @velvet peak died.

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@brave shore ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @brave shore's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @strange inlet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

true wren Dec 8, 2025, 1:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 1:39 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 8, 2025, 1:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 1:39 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 8, 2025, 1:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 1:47 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

atomic haven Dec 8, 2025, 1:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 1:48 PM

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@atomic haven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 8, 2025, 1:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 1:50 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 8, 2025, 1:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 1:51 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane Dec 8, 2025, 1:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 1:55 PM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 8, 2025, 1:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 1:59 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

drifting remnant Dec 8, 2025, 2:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 2:16 PM

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@drifting remnant, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled tusk Dec 8, 2025, 2:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 2:22 PM

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@grizzled tusk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 8, 2025, 2:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 2:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 2:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 2:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

zenith root Dec 8, 2025, 2:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 2:30 PM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @velvet peak, @fiery belfry, @true wren, @drifting remnant, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @nova plover, @tight niche, @atomic haven, @zenith root, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@grizzled tusk drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@zenith root 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @sweet fractal to death. @sweet fractal died.

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@velvet peak accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @velvet peak died.

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@true wren thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @true wren died.

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@drifting remnant mistook @fiery belfry's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @drifting remnant died.

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There was a snake in @unreal moat's boot! @unreal moat died.

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@tidal bane tickled @tight niche from behind while they were busy sharpening their Stylish Scissors. @tidal bane died.

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@atomic haven stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@carmine cairn and @nova plover spotted a Cursed Flames on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@raw moss did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @raw moss died.

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@zenith root angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@nova plover was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@atomic haven and @kind scroll set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@grizzled tusk put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@tight niche tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@kind scroll tried to throw a Titanium Trident at @grizzled tusk before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.