epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@short nymph, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @turbid skiff, @deep bone, @plush otter, @exotic saddle, @fiery belfry, @fiery surge, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @woeful hare, @raw moss, @potent talon, and @gray sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@remote pumice literally impeached @short nymph by squashing them under a giant peach. @short nymph died.

@deep bone found some Diamond Ore. @carmine cairn quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@remote pumice's skeleton decided that @remote pumice wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @remote pumice died.

@woeful hare started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@brave shore tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

@gray sky and @potent talon had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@turbid skiff drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@fiery belfry tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@raw moss began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

@brave shore tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @brave shore died.

@fiery surge found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@livid shuttle was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @gray sky caught them in time.

@deep bone tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @deep bone died.

@woeful hare built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@potent talon modified @plush otter's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @plush otter was never seen again. @plush otter died.

@exotic saddle attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @fiery belfry watched the carnage from a safe distance. @exotic saddle died.

@carmine cairn ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@fiery surge found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @fiery surge died.

@potent talon handed @proud lava a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @proud lava died.

@woeful hare tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@fiery belfry tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

@livid shuttle felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @carmine cairn setting explosives beneath them. @livid shuttle died.

@turbid skiff drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@raw moss invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@gray sky killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@fiery belfry accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@carmine cairn murdered @woeful hare by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @woeful hare died.

@potent talon sniped @turbid skiff with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @potent talon, it was opposite day. @potent talon died.

@gray sky ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @gray sky died.

@fiery belfry covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@turbid skiff ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @turbid skiff died.

@carmine cairn watched @fiery belfry go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @fiery belfry was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@raw moss practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

@carmine cairn opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@fiery belfry spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @fiery belfry still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @fiery belfry died.

@raw moss tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @woeful hare
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery surge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[teal sparrow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@teal sparrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

@short nymph, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@short nymph, @carmine cairn, @turbid skiff, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @teal sparrow, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @raw moss, @gray sky, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@short nymph used an Inferno Fork to eat. @gray sky thought they didn't notice, but @short nymph just really likes spicy food.

@livid shuttle tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@fiery belfry tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @fiery belfry died.

@livid shuttle was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @livid shuttle died.

@raw moss hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @raw moss could pull it to shore.

@unreal moat brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@potent talon made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @potent talon rich and famous.

@teal sparrow playfully poked @peak yoke and laughed. @peak yoke playfully poked them back with a Trident. @teal sparrow died.

It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @carmine cairn was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

@gray sky invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@unreal moat's booty was plundered by pirates. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@potent talon was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @potent talon suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@short nymph adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

@turbid skiff started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@raw moss "borrowed" @gray sky's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @gray sky's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @raw moss could return it.

@turbid skiff's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @turbid skiff sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@potent talon realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @potent talon died.

@short nymph started blocking @carmine cairn's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@turbid skiff shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@gray sky pulled out their Purple Phasesaber and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @gray sky pulled out a vacuum instead.

@raw moss dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @raw moss is going to be stuck there for a while.

@raw moss tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @raw moss was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @raw moss died.

@gray sky swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @gray sky died.

@turbid skiff searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

@carmine cairn found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@peak yoke fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

@peak yoke ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @peak yoke died.

@short nymph started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @short nymph died.

@turbid skiff tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@carmine cairn planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

@turbid skiff and @carmine cairn swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

@turbid skiff wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@turbid skiff tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @turbid skiff died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @turbid skiff
250 points go to 3rd place: @short nymph
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @teal sparrow
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[teal sparrow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@teal sparrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[woeful hare]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @livid shuttle, @woeful hare, @teal sparrow, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @raw moss, @nova plover, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss tried to deal a finishing blow to @peak yoke, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@exotic saddle tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @exotic saddle died.

@nova plover confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@livid shuttle accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @livid shuttle died.

@woeful hare heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @woeful hare stopped because their voice became horse.

@woeful hare called @potent talon on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @woeful hare died.

@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, and @next hemlock formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@teal sparrow thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @teal sparrow died.

@potent talon snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@nova plover overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@unreal moat was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @unreal moat died.

@carmine cairn crafted @potent talon into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @potent talon died.

@peak yoke hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @next hemlock's house. @next hemlock started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@peak yoke made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@nova plover accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@carmine cairn drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@raw moss followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @raw moss discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @raw moss died.

@next hemlock blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @next hemlock's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@nova plover found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @nova plover died.

@peak yoke vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @peak yoke died.

@tranquil wyvern decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn asked @next hemlock to give them a hand, so @next hemlock chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@carmine cairn got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @next hemlock being mercilessly tickled by @carmine cairn.

@next hemlock fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@next hemlock sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @next hemlock died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @teal sparrow
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glass vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[deep bone]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@deep bone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @next hemlock, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @deep bone
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@peak yoke found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@next hemlock threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @livid shuttle would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@glass vine contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @glass vine died.

@woeful hare tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @woeful hare died.

@glacial totem placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @raw moss died.

@remote pumice tied up @unreal moat and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @unreal moat to die. However, @unreal moat managed to escape from their bonds.

@carmine cairn stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@remote pumice reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @remote pumice died.

@peak yoke burned @unreal moat to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @peak yoke for reading books. @unreal moat died.

@long vine claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @deep bone was morbidly interested.

@peak yoke ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @peak yoke died.

@carmine cairn got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@next hemlock hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

A pretty fairy led @deep bone to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @deep bone died.

@carmine cairn contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@long vine performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@next hemlock used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @next hemlock then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@next hemlock reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @long vine in a Fish costume.

@long vine tried to save @next hemlock's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @long vine died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@next hemlock was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @next hemlock died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @deep bone
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[deep bone]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@deep bone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[true lynx]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true lynx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @deep bone, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @true lynx, @tight niche, @gray sky, @peak yoke, and @idle egret
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @long vine died.

@exotic saddle used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @exotic saddle died.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @glacial totem was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @glacial totem had ever been in. @glacial totem died.

@unreal moat snuck up behind @peak yoke, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @unreal moat decided not to kill them. Yet.

@gray sky found @true lynx sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@unreal moat wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @unreal moat died.

@true lynx got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @true lynx died.

@peak yoke ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @peak yoke died.

@gray sky and @tight niche had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@idle egret got burninated by Tim. @idle egret died.

@next hemlock and @deep bone strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @next hemlock suggested using cover against them. @deep bone recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

@gray sky fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @gray sky died.

@next hemlock found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @deep bone died.

@tight niche wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@carmine cairn tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@tight niche promised @next hemlock that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @next hemlock died.

@carmine cairn forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @deep bone
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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[long vine]

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[next hemlock]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[mint junco]

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[hot kelp]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

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[glacial totem]

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[north kraken]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@mint junco, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @glacial totem, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @gray sky, @long vine, @north kraken, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

A zombie snuck up on @mint junco and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @mint junco died.

@livid shuttle got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @livid shuttle died.

@peak yoke did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @carmine cairn, who happened to be watching. @carmine cairn died.

@next hemlock started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @next hemlock died.

@tight niche started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@long vine tried to confess their love to @olive garden, but @olive garden interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@long vine blew @glacial totem to bits using an exploding bed. @glacial totem died.

@hot kelp tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @hot kelp died.

@brave shore walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@tight niche tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@peak yoke tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @peak yoke died.

@gray sky fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @gray sky died.

@olive garden tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@north kraken tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

@long vine drank sand for 10 hours. @long vine died.

@north kraken woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @tight niche found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @north kraken with bug spray. @north kraken died.

@brave shore lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @brave shore died.

@olive garden drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @olive garden died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @olive garden
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @north kraken
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @next hemlock

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[gray sky]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[north kraken]

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[long vine]

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[tight niche]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[real gale]

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[amber ermine]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @real gale, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @long vine, and @north kraken
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The fighting begins again!

@north kraken fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

@unreal moat took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

@amber ermine put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

While in the Underground Jungle, @amber ermine used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @amber ermine died.

@gray sky pranked @olive garden by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@real gale decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @real gale died.

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @unreal moat. @unreal moat died.

@gray sky took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @gray sky died.

@long vine planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

@tranquil wyvern flossed their teeth with @tight niche's shoelaces.

@north kraken rescued @olive garden from drowning, but in reverse. @olive garden died.

@north kraken got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @north kraken died.

@tranquil wyvern trapped @long vine in a maze, but while they were taunting @long vine, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

All that glitters is not gold. @tight niche disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@long vine and @tight niche played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@tranquil wyvern heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@long vine tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

@tight niche started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @tranquil wyvern forced them to put in some more effort.

@tranquil wyvern saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

@long vine accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @north kraken
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @real gale
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[gray sky]

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[unreal moat]

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[amber ermine]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[idle egret]

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[brave shore]

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[tight niche]

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[zenith root]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[remote pumice]

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[fiery belfry]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, @zenith root, @idle egret, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@idle egret forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@long vine told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @long vine died.

@zenith root and @unreal moat were having a nice picnic on the beach when @fiery belfry stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@amber ermine ripped @brave shore's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @brave shore. @brave shore died.

@livid shuttle took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @livid shuttle died.

@unreal moat angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @unreal moat died.

@tight niche farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

@gray sky joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@zenith root angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@fiery belfry summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@raw moss used a Laser Drill to literally bore @gray sky to death. @gray sky died.

@idle egret heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @remote pumice, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

@amber ermine eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@zenith root received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @zenith root died.

@raw moss came out of @fiery belfry's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@tranquil wyvern summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @idle egret's life points directly. @idle egret died.

@amber ermine hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@fiery belfry was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @fiery belfry died.

@tranquil wyvern was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tight niche wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tight niche was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

@raw moss and @tight niche had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@raw moss discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[gray sky]

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[long vine]

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[fiery surge]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[plush otter]

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[jolly swift]

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[proud lava]

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[brave shore]

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[raw moss]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @fiery surge, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @gray sky, @plush otter, @long vine, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

@raw moss constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@long vine started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@tight niche and @proud lava played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @tight niche was the chicken. @proud lava died.

@brave shore tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@plush otter felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @fiery surge took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

@gray sky had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @tranquil wyvern shot them with an arrow. @gray sky died.

@long vine swung a Meowmere at @fiery surge and missed. However, @fiery surge acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @long vine to receive a yellow card.

@plush otter found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

@brave shore got quantum-entangled with @jolly swift, and used this opportunity to force @jolly swift to pick their own nose.

@plush otter ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @plush otter died.

@raw moss invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @jolly swift, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@fiery surge was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @fiery surge died.

@brave shore was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@long vine spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@tranquil wyvern tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

@long vine used their embezzled funds to shred through @raw moss with a Coin Gun. @raw moss died.

Hey @brave shore, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @brave shore died.

@long vine shot @tight niche to death with a finger gun. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery surge
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[raw moss]

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[fiery surge]

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[unreal moat]

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[hot kelp]

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[long vine]

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[near mortar]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[amber ermine]

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[zenith root]

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[tight niche]

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[peak yoke]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @fiery surge, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@peak yoke was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@near mortar went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@tranquil wyvern found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@livid shuttle tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@raw moss found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@livid shuttle successfully snuck into @olive garden's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @livid shuttle died.

@hot kelp and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @amber ermine was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@long vine managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

@fiery surge tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@fiery surge pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @fiery surge died.

@tight niche recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@brave shore found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@gray sky walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@tight niche went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@peak yoke accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@long vine tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@zenith root was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @near mortar's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@amber ermine greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @amber ermine died.

@raw moss shot their Chain Gun to the left of @near mortar just to scare them. @near mortar heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @near mortar died.

@olive garden almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@gray sky started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

@tranquil wyvern wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@hot kelp met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @hot kelp ended up completely fine.

While streaming a fitness game, @brave shore accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@unreal moat got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @unreal moat died.

@gray sky started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@hot kelp declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tranquil wyvern wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @hot kelp by stabbing them 64 times. @hot kelp died.

@raw moss watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@long vine tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @long vine didn't know that.

@peak yoke equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @brave shore chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @peak yoke's shattered corpse. @peak yoke died.

@zenith root took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tight niche's Rod of Discord.

@zenith root became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @zenith root died.

@tight niche tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@tranquil wyvern was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

@olive garden beat @gray sky into a pulp with a stale baguette. @gray sky died.

@tight niche, @brave shore, and @long vine made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@raw moss declared war against @olive garden because they didn't like something @olive garden said in their AMA.

@brave shore threw @olive garden in the washing machine and turned it on. @olive garden died.

@raw moss zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@long vine bashed @tight niche in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@long vine played rock-paper-scissors with @brave shore. @long vine played paper. @brave shore played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @long vine was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @long vine died.

@raw moss looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@brave shore ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

@tight niche promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

@brave shore asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@brave shore equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @brave shore died.

@raw moss escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

@raw moss stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@tight niche crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @tight niche's entire body.

@tight niche tried to set up a campfire, but @raw moss drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@raw moss's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @hot kelp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[hot kelp]

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[long vine]

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[unreal moat]

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[amber ermine]

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[peak yoke]

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[raw moss]

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[fiery surge]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[jolly swift]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fiery surge, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine asked for @tight niche's autograph. At first, @tight niche was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@jolly swift declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @jolly swift's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

@fiery surge tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@unreal moat constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

@hot kelp found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @hot kelp was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@raw moss accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @raw moss was forgiven.

@tranquil wyvern invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@amber ermine took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@carmine cairn wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @amber ermine on a spit. @amber ermine died.

@unreal moat tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @unreal moat died.

@hot kelp snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @hot kelp died.

@raw moss and @peak yoke had a very merry unbirthday party together. @fiery surge found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@peak yoke drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @peak yoke died.

@long vine invited @jolly swift to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @long vine was mauled by wolves. @long vine died.

@fiery surge was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@fiery surge summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @fiery surge died.

@tranquil wyvern dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@raw moss solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@tight niche fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@jolly swift received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @raw moss then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery surge
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

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[jolly swift]

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[raw moss]

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[hot kelp]

Bb!register

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[near mortar]

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[weary crane]

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[floral girder]

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[nova plover]

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[slender sphinx]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[jolly swift]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[kind scroll]

bb!register

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @floral girder, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @weary crane, and @slender sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@near mortar was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @near mortar dried.

@olive garden angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @olive garden's floating house. @olive garden died.

@jolly swift killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@floral girder opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @floral girder's neck. @floral girder died.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @nova plover some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @nova plover died.

@near mortar flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @near mortar died.

@slender sphinx was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@unreal moat's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @unreal moat to notice them. @unreal moat died.

@hot kelp went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @hot kelp died.

@tight niche got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

After @peak yoke drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @peak yoke died.

@jolly swift chased @weary crane with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @weary crane died.

@slender sphinx chewed some gum. It made @slender sphinx feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @slender sphinx died.

Celestial creatures started invading! @raw moss knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@tranquil wyvern was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@carmine cairn tried to assassinate @kind scroll, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@kind scroll ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @kind scroll's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @kind scroll died.

@tight niche combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

@raw moss fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tranquil wyvern, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@tight niche accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

@tranquil wyvern tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @raw moss demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @tranquil wyvern by two. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn placed chests all over the world except where @tight niche was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tight niche died.

@raw moss claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@raw moss tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@carmine cairn recruited @raw moss as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@carmine cairn vaporized @raw moss with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @slender sphinx
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @hot kelp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

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[sacred grove]

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[jolly swift]

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[amber ermine]

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[fiery surge]

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[weary crane]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[real gale]

bb!register

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[woeful hare]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @sacred grove, @real gale, @jolly swift, @fiery surge, @woeful hare, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@weary crane was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @weary crane died.

@fiery surge purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@tight niche tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@sacred grove started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @sacred grove died.

@peak yoke tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

While examining a strange emblem, @woeful hare accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @woeful hare died.

@unreal moat made some scary noises in the dark. @jolly swift sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @unreal moat died.

@near mortar was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @near mortar died.

@real gale watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@nova plover wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @nova plover died.

@carmine cairn boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@peak yoke was stalking @fiery surge's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @peak yoke died.

@amber ermine started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@amber ermine made fun of @jolly swift for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @jolly swift shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @amber ermine died.

@raw moss tried to throw a Sleepy Octopod at @real gale before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@tight niche picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

@tight niche ran out of bullets while fighting @fiery surge, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @fiery surge died.

@jolly swift attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@raw moss decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

@jolly swift got impaled by Mourning Wood. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern put two forward slashes in front of @real gale and commented them out of existence. @real gale died.

The Demolitionist told @tranquil wyvern that it was a good day to die. @tranquil wyvern thought so too. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn saw @raw moss standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @tight niche's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery surge
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

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[proud lava]

bb!register

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[weary crane]

bb!register

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@weary crane, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@remote pumice crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

@carmine cairn realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@tranquil wyvern painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

@weary crane used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @weary crane didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @weary crane died.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @proud lava's. @proud lava died.

@tight niche invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

@viscid orchid failed to properly hydrate. @viscid orchid died.

@amber ermine and @peak yoke played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

@peak yoke suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @peak yoke died.

@amber ermine touched @carmine cairn's gun without permission. @amber ermine died.

@remote pumice splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @raw moss observed disapprovingly.

@tranquil wyvern began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@tranquil wyvern tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @remote pumice in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @tight niche died.

@raw moss joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @weary crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle gorge]

bb!register

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@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle gorge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@subtle gorge, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[woeful hare]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[weary crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @weary crane, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @dim spruce, @woeful hare, @subtle gorge, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@peak yoke's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Falcon Blade was nice and clean, but their Pearlwood Bow's string broke, and their Emerald Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

@tight niche looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@tidal bane ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @next hemlock before they could say "Zoinks!" @next hemlock died.

@dim spruce walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @dim spruce died.

@woeful hare's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @woeful hare died.

@carmine cairn wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@tidal bane was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @tidal bane barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @tidal bane died.

@weary crane started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

@raw moss began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

@subtle gorge tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @subtle gorge's mouth.

After an intense fight, @subtle gorge was beaten by @raw moss in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @raw moss told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

@peak yoke discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @peak yoke died.

@remote pumice, @tight niche, and @tranquil wyvern raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@carmine cairn tried to kill @weary crane with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

@tranquil wyvern has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tranquil wyvern woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@weary crane drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @remote pumice mopped @weary crane up with a tissue. @weary crane died.

@subtle gorge found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@subtle gorge's face was scorched off after @remote pumice took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @subtle gorge died.

@tight niche invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

@tranquil wyvern wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@carmine cairn found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@remote pumice created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @tranquil wyvern got too close while watching. @tranquil wyvern died.

A monkey dramatically raised @remote pumice up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @remote pumice off said cliff. @remote pumice died.

@raw moss summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tight niche felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@carmine cairn explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@tight niche found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@raw moss was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[plush otter]

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[subtle gorge]

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[silent shore]

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[brave shore]

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[nova plover]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[proud lava]

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[weary crane]

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[limpid glacier]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[nimble gorge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nimble gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @proud lava, @nimble gorge, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @plush otter, @silent shore, @brave shore, @weary crane, and @subtle gorge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@limpid glacier couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Flying Dragon to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @limpid glacier's heart and brain. @limpid glacier died.

@proud lava donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@tight niche sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@nimble gorge fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@weary crane couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

@brave shore smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @plush otter wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@proud lava played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @proud lava. @proud lava died.

@tight niche wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @tight niche died.

@nova plover started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @nova plover died.

A witch prophesized that @subtle gorge would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@peak yoke was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @peak yoke died.

@brave shore started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

Oh? Instead of running away, @carmine cairn is approaching @subtle gorge!

@raw moss was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

@nimble gorge drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@weary crane tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@plush otter wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @plush otter through the wall. @plush otter died.

@weary crane drew swords on the ground. @silent shore started stomping all over them. Furious, @weary crane picked one up and stabbed @silent shore with it.. @silent shore died.

@nimble gorge wondered what Obama's last name is.

@brave shore used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

@brave shore was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @brave shore died.

@subtle gorge thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@weary crane put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @weary crane died.

@carmine cairn took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

@raw moss's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @raw moss responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

@nimble gorge replaced @subtle gorge's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @subtle gorge died.

@carmine cairn tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@raw moss sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

@nimble gorge started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

@carmine cairn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

After eating supper together, @raw moss betrayed @nimble gorge in exchange for 30 silver coins. @nimble gorge died.

@carmine cairn disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

@raw moss was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @carmine cairn tried putting @raw moss back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @nimble gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[plush otter]

bb!register

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[peak yoke]

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[raw moss]

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[limpid glacier]

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[oak temple]

bb!register

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sacred grove]

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[long vine]

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[proud lava]

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[glacial totem]

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