epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@long vine wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @long vine's head. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @slim gate
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt jetty
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @half kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[limpid glacier]

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[long vine]

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[unreal moat]

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[unkempt jetty]

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[peak yoke]

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[nova plover]

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[earnest apex]

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[carmine cairn]

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[fiery belfry]

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[next hemlock]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @carmine cairn, @unkempt jetty, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @earnest apex, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@unreal moat went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@fiery belfry touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@limpid glacier was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @limpid glacier died.

@nova plover spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@long vine claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

@peak yoke learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@nova plover fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @nova plover died.

@earnest apex got a piggyback ride from @unreal moat, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @unreal moat died.

@earnest apex finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @earnest apex died.

@unkempt jetty saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @unkempt jetty died.

@fiery belfry, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@peak yoke went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@fiery belfry's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @fiery belfry died.

@peak yoke relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@carmine cairn had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@peak yoke's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @peak yoke died.

@next hemlock and @long vine played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@long vine gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @carmine cairn, who was in the front row. @carmine cairn died.

@next hemlock shot a sand block at @long vine with a Sandgun, but @long vine managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

@next hemlock tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@long vine attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@next hemlock drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @next hemlock died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt jetty
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glacial totem]

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[silver holly]

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[long vine]

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[sharp fiber]

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[unreal moat]

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[peak yoke]

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[true lynx]

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[fathom barn]

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[deep bone]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @next hemlock, @silver holly, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @deep bone, @unkempt jetty, @sharp fiber, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @true lynx, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@silver holly greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @silver holly died.

@sharp fiber heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @sharp fiber died.

@glacial totem joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @glacial totem died.

@unreal moat was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @peak yoke died.

@deep bone was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @deep bone died.

@next hemlock wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

@unkempt jetty went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @unkempt jetty died.

@next hemlock hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @true lynx's house. @true lynx started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@fathom barn descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@fathom barn started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @fathom barn died.

@true lynx tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @true lynx died.

@long vine fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn told @next hemlock to step off their carpet, which they did. @carmine cairn proceeded to murder @next hemlock, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @next hemlock died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @true lynx
150 points go to 5th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt jetty
100 points go to 7th place: @deep bone
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[long vine]

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[fathom barn]

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[peak yoke]

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[deep bone]

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[carmine cairn]

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[unreal moat]

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[hot kelp]

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[unkempt jetty]

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@unkempt jetty, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

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[cinder trout]

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[gleaming grove]

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[glacial totem]

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

BB!REGISTER

bb!register

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@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @deep bone, @unkempt jetty, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @dim spruce, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @cinder trout, @peak yoke, and @hot kelp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@sweet fractal used some tree stumps as target practice.

@fiery belfry fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@fathom barn huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @long vine also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@unkempt jetty befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@deep bone tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@dim spruce tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@brave shore was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

@fathom barn pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @fathom barn died.

@sweet fractal challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @sweet fractal died.

@glacial totem has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @glacial totem woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@unreal moat saw @deep bone standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @deep bone died.

@glacial totem defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @glacial totem died.

@peak yoke somehow convinced @dim spruce that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @dim spruce died.

@unkempt jetty tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@unreal moat accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@carmine cairn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

@unreal moat activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @unreal moat died.

@long vine used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@hot kelp and @cinder trout fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @hot kelp won by breaking @cinder trout's spine. @cinder trout died.

@peak yoke was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @peak yoke died.

@hot kelp's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @hot kelp died.

@fiery belfry and @long vine cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @long vine, because @fiery belfry was wearing Frost armor.

@fiery belfry dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @brave shore, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @brave shore died.

@long vine wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

@carmine cairn had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@unkempt jetty and @fiery belfry had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @unkempt jetty's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @unkempt jetty died.

@fiery belfry bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @fiery belfry was blown to smithereens. @fiery belfry died.

@carmine cairn invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

@carmine cairn gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @long vine, who was in the front row. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt jetty
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @cinder trout
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

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[unreal moat]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[real gale]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @glacial totem, @real gale, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine summoned a solar eclipse while @glacial totem was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @amber ermine died.

@sweet fractal started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @sweet fractal died.

@glacial totem swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @glacial totem died.

@tight niche looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

@real gale found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@unreal moat was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @unreal moat died.

@olive garden befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@earnest apex tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

@peak yoke read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @peak yoke then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @peak yoke died.

@tight niche desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@earnest apex was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @earnest apex died.

@tranquil wyvern didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@real gale watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@olive garden accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @olive garden, go jump off that cliff. @olive garden died.

@tranquil wyvern finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

@real gale used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @real gale died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @real gale
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[slender sphinx]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@slender sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[real gale]

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[peak yoke]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

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[fiery belfry]

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @nova plover, @raw moss, @real gale, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @slender sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@brave shore flexed so hard on @livid shuttle that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

Pirates are approaching from the west! @real gale wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@fiery belfry was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@raw moss found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @raw moss headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@nova plover vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @nova plover died.

@real gale forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @real gale died.

@peak yoke literally can't even. @peak yoke died.

@tranquil wyvern was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@fiery belfry started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @long vine over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

@raw moss heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@long vine pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @long vine died.

@tight niche learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@slender sphinx created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@raw moss saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@slender sphinx ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @slender sphinx died.

@fiery belfry used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

@fiery belfry tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @fiery belfry died.

@tight niche ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@tranquil wyvern made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@brave shore accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@tight niche drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @raw moss appeared instead.

@brave shore dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @raw moss, but @raw moss simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @brave shore died.

@tight niche was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @tranquil wyvern.

@tight niche disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @tranquil wyvern, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@tight niche wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Orichalcum Sword.

@tight niche found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @slender sphinx
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @real gale
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[proud lava]

bb!register

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[slender sphinx]

bb!register

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[near mortar]

bb!register

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @slender sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud lava was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@proud lava was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @proud lava died.

@near mortar drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@raw moss sharpened @livid shuttle's face at a Sharpening Station. @livid shuttle became the sharpest tool in the shed. @livid shuttle died.

@sweet fractal became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @sweet fractal died.

The Wall of Flesh told @near mortar that there was something stuck in their teeth. @near mortar checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @near mortar died.

@olive garden buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@unreal moat brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @unreal moat died.

@slender sphinx went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@brave shore felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @brave shore died.

@slender sphinx pointed a Shotgun at @raw moss and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @slender sphinx looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @slender sphinx died.

@tranquil wyvern somehow convinced @olive garden that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @olive garden died.

@long vine tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@raw moss went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@long vine hid from @tight niche by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

@tranquil wyvern started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@tranquil wyvern played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@raw moss cornered @tight niche at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tight niche started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@long vine touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@tight niche hid an actuator in @long vine's lunch. Later that day, @long vine stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @long vine died.

@raw moss got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

@tight niche asked @raw moss if they "knew the way". @raw moss didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@tight niche and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @raw moss tattled on them.

@raw moss found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@tight niche thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@tight niche obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @tight niche never learned how to snap their fingers.

Thanks to @raw moss's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tight niche's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @slender sphinx
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[slender sphinx]

bb!register

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@slender sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @near mortar, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @slender sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@sweet fractal tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@jolly swift swapped @near mortar's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @near mortar then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @near mortar died.

@fiery belfry drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tranquil wyvern was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@slender sphinx soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @slender sphinx dyed.

@long vine was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @long vine died.

@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@slender sphinx was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @slender sphinx died.

@tight niche wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @fiery belfry saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @sweet fractal stabbed them in the back. @fiery belfry died.

@raw moss developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

@tranquil wyvern joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@tranquil wyvern sat on a wall. @tranquil wyvern had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @tranquil wyvern together again. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @jolly swift died.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @raw moss was the bartender, @tight niche was the DJ, and @olive garden was the pinata. @olive garden died.

@sweet fractal was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @sweet fractal died.

@raw moss shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @raw moss's face. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @slender sphinx
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[plush otter]

🅱️🅱️!register

bb!register

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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[rapid ridge]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[limpid glacier]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[real gale]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @tranquil wyvern, @plush otter, @real gale, @jolly swift, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @rapid ridge, @near mortar, @raw moss, @nova plover, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@raw moss tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @real gale, but it refused to listen because @raw moss didn't have enough badges.

@limpid glacier threatened @tranquil wyvern with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tranquil wyvern informed @limpid glacier as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @limpid glacier died.

@plush otter tried to explain to @carmine cairn that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @carmine cairn countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @plush otter died.

@fiery belfry found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

@fiery belfry unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @fiery belfry died.

@livid shuttle was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @livid shuttle's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @livid shuttle died.

@tight niche got tired of @rapid ridge constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @rapid ridge died.

@tranquil wyvern found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

@near mortar used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @near mortar died.

@nova plover was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @nova plover died.

@tranquil wyvern went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss opened the front door and saw @jolly swift trying to murder the Guide. @raw moss slowly closed the door and walked away.

@real gale rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @real gale's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

@raw moss slammed @real gale into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @real gale died.

@carmine cairn lulled @jolly swift into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@raw moss had @carmine cairn lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @carmine cairn, this wasn't a magic show. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @rapid ridge
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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[near mortar]

bb!register

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[slender sphinx]

bb!register

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@slender sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rapid ridge]

Bb!register

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

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[weary crane]

bb!register

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hot kelp]

bb!register

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silver holly]

bb!register

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@silver holly, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @silver holly, @weary crane, and @slender sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @livid shuttle died.

@amber ermine built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@slender sphinx started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

Out of boredom, @tranquil wyvern used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@silver holly consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

@amber ermine skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @amber ermine died.

@hot kelp's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@near mortar was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@weary crane became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@carmine cairn found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @raw moss, @unreal moat, and @glacial totem. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @glacial totem died.

@near mortar used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @near mortar. @near mortar died.

@slender sphinx was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @unreal moat's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @unreal moat died.

@hot kelp was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @hot kelp died.

@tight niche lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@weary crane spun around in a full circle and shot @silver holly with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @silver holly died.

@tranquil wyvern painted the Snow biome yellow.

@slender sphinx tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @slender sphinx died.

@tranquil wyvern used their White Phasesaber to lop off @jolly swift's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @tranquil wyvern invented golf. @jolly swift died.

@weary crane couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @weary crane found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @weary crane was trapped for all eternity. @weary crane died.

@tranquil wyvern was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @carmine cairn was watching. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn started barking like a dog while chasing @tight niche.

@carmine cairn built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @slender sphinx
100 points go to 8th place: @silver holly
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unreal moat]

bb!register

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[weary crane]

bb!register

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hot kelp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silver holly]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silver holly, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @silver holly, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @raw moss blinked first.

@jolly swift walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@unreal moat made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @nova plover. @nova plover died.

@near mortar was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @near mortar died.

@hot kelp hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@unreal moat challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @unreal moat died.

@hot kelp fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @hot kelp died.

@steel sentinel started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@silver holly fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @silver holly died.

@raw moss and @tight niche were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @raw moss played solitaire. @tight niche stood behind them and watched.

@glacial totem obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@glacial totem likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @glacial totem probably liked trains a bit too much. @glacial totem died.

@weary crane somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @weary crane died.

@carmine cairn somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@jolly swift was eaten by a tree. @jolly swift died.

@steel sentinel started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

@raw moss was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @raw moss died.

@tight niche challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn learned all of @steel sentinel's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@carmine cairn wrote @steel sentinel's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @silver holly
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[silver holly]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

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[amber ermine]

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[raw moss]

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[slim gate]

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[weary crane]

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[next hemlock]

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[plush otter]

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[jolly swift]

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[unreal moat]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @next hemlock, @weary crane, @silver holly, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @plush otter, @jolly swift, @slim gate, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@plush otter was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@tight niche found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

@weary crane dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @weary crane died.

@slim gate drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@silver holly found the Last Prism. Then @carmine cairn found another one, meaning that @silver holly's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@silver holly cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @silver holly's heart! @silver holly died.

Tired of eating plain toast, @sweet fractal started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@jolly swift invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@unreal moat and @steel sentinel played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@raw moss pointed a wooden wand at @slim gate and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

@tight niche drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@plush otter spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@plush otter woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @plush otter died.

@unreal moat and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @unreal moat's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@jolly swift curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @jolly swift in half. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@slim gate forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @slim gate died.

@steel sentinel used a Medusa Head on @unreal moat and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @unreal moat died.

@next hemlock decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

@carmine cairn saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@amber ermine gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @amber ermine died.

@tight niche captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

@sweet fractal wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @sweet fractal died.

@next hemlock went AFK in their gel farm. @raw moss set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @next hemlock died.

@carmine cairn did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@steel sentinel went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @steel sentinel's canvas.

@tight niche got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@raw moss knocked furiously on @carmine cairn's door while holding an axe. @carmine cairn shouted, "Who's there?"

@tight niche squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@steel sentinel gazed at clouds with @carmine cairn. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@tight niche challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @tight niche died.

@steel sentinel's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @steel sentinel died.

@raw moss was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @slim gate
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[plush otter]

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[remote pumice]

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[jolly swift]

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[peak yoke]

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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[unreal moat]

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[unkempt jetty]

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[teal sparrow]

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[real gale]

bb!register

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[gleaming grove]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[weary crane]

bb!register

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @next hemlock, @weary crane, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @plush otter, @unkempt jetty, @jolly swift, @real gale, @dim spruce, @livid shuttle, @teal sparrow, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@next hemlock used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @next hemlock died.

@peak yoke tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@remote pumice breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @remote pumice died.

@real gale found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@plush otter boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @plush otter died.

@weary crane crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @steel sentinel laughed at them, not knowing that @weary crane was just a completionist.

@raw moss and @tranquil wyvern built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@dim spruce tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @dim spruce died.

@unkempt jetty and @unreal moat spotted a Demon Scythe on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

@livid shuttle fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @livid shuttle died.

@jolly swift modified @teal sparrow's Platinum Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @teal sparrow was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @teal sparrow died.

@unreal moat tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @peak yoke died.

@tranquil wyvern held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@unkempt jetty underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@unkempt jetty was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @unkempt jetty died.

@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

@real gale broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @raw moss was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@tight niche practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn and @steel sentinel got their chainsaws ready.

@weary crane put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@weary crane died.

@jolly swift wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @jolly swift died.

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

@tranquil wyvern looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@carmine cairn lured @real gale into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @real gale's dust allergy! @real gale died.

@steel sentinel brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @steel sentinel died.

@tranquil wyvern stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche was vehicularly manslaughtered by @carmine cairn's minecart. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @raw moss, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @unkempt jetty
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[weary crane]

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[earnest apex]

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[peak yoke]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[unkempt jetty]

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[steel sentinel]

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[unreal moat]

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[plush otter]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[slim gate]

bb!register

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@slim gate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @unkempt jetty, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @plush otter, @earnest apex, @slim gate, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@plush otter was cornered by @raw moss, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@livid shuttle was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @livid shuttle died.

@unreal moat was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @peak yoke died.

@plush otter and @steel sentinel were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @plush otter fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @plush otter died.

@earnest apex managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @earnest apex found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @earnest apex died.

@weary crane made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @weary crane died.

@carmine cairn was building a nice house. @tight niche asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @carmine cairn just looked confused.

@slim gate sang a song to try to impress @unkempt jetty, @tranquil wyvern, and @steel sentinel. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@slim gate's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @slim gate died.

@carmine cairn's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@raw moss tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@unkempt jetty tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @unkempt jetty died.

@tranquil wyvern was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche iwwegawy owoed to @carmine cairn and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @tight niche died.

@raw moss got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

@steel sentinel summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @steel sentinel instead. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt jetty
100 points go to 7th place: @slim gate
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @plush otter

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt jetty]

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[steel sentinel]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[jolly swift]

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[old hedge]

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[brave shore]

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[peak yoke]

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[slender sphinx]

bb!register

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@unkempt jetty, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[earnest apex]

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[granite root]

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[slim gate]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @unkempt jetty, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @old hedge, @granite root, @earnest apex, @brave shore, @slim gate, and @slender sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@slender sphinx used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

@earnest apex compressed @amber ermine until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @amber ermine died.

@peak yoke sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @peak yoke died.

@old hedge died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @old hedge died.

@raw moss tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @raw moss extremely rich.

@jolly swift headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@unkempt jetty was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

@tight niche let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

@tranquil wyvern was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@carmine cairn was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@earnest apex was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @earnest apex died.

@slim gate heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @slim gate died.

@slender sphinx underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @slender sphinx died.

@jolly swift found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @carmine cairn to check it out. @carmine cairn decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

@raw moss was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@unkempt jetty used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @granite root tested this theory on @unkempt jetty, who bounced, and ended up being right. @unkempt jetty died.

@granite root found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @granite root died.

@steel sentinel came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@raw moss was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@tranquil wyvern made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

@carmine cairn brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@brave shore built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @tranquil wyvern was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @steel sentinel tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @steel sentinel died.

Rumors started spreading that @jolly swift was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @jolly swift.

@jolly swift accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @raw moss died.

@brave shore tried to stab @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @carmine cairn died.

@brave shore fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @granite root
100 points go to 9th place: @unkempt jetty
100 points go to 10th place: @slender sphinx

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[granite root]

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[next hemlock]

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[jolly swift]

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[weary crane]

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[plush otter]

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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@unkempt jetty, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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[real gale]

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[slim gate]

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[silver holly]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silver holly, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[halcyon solstice]

bb!register

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@halcyon solstice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @next hemlock, @weary crane, @silver holly, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @plush otter, @unkempt jetty, @slim gate, @real gale, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @halcyon solstice, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@granite root heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @granite root died.

@silver holly sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @silver holly died.

@plush otter used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @plush otter died.

@slim gate stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @slim gate died.

@jolly swift was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @jolly swift died.

@next hemlock decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@brave shore adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @peak yoke wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @brave shore all of their willpower not to explain it.

@peak yoke took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @peak yoke died.

@glacial totem got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@next hemlock tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @next hemlock died.

@unkempt jetty started rallying for goblin rights.

@halcyon solstice accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @halcyon solstice died.

@weary crane was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@glacial totem sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

@unkempt jetty saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @unkempt jetty died.

@carmine cairn stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@weary crane saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @weary crane died.

@tight niche stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

@tight niche warned @glacial totem not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @glacial totem trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@steel sentinel overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

@steel sentinel learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @steel sentinel died.

@carmine cairn wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@real gale purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @real gale ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@real gale was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @real gale died.

@tight niche shot a sand block at @glacial totem with a Sandgun, but @glacial totem managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

@tight niche woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @tight niche died.

The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @carmine cairn was caught in the crossfire. @carmine cairn died.

@brave shore found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@brave shore made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @glacial totem walked all over it. #(##^)#

@brave shore obscured @glacial totem's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @glacial totem escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@brave shore started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@glacial totem told @brave shore to step off their carpet, which they did. @glacial totem proceeded to murder @brave shore, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @unkempt jetty
100 points go to 9th place: @halcyon solstice
100 points go to 10th place: @next hemlock

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[weary crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@unkempt jetty, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[plush otter]

bb!register

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silver holly]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silver holly, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[granite root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proper badger]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proper badger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[opaque pine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@opaque pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @weary crane, @silver holly, @proper badger, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @plush otter, @unkempt jetty, @jolly swift, @opaque pine, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@peak yoke wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@granite root asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tight niche, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @granite root to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @granite root died.

@steel sentinel found some soup in their fly.

@carmine cairn accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @carmine cairn allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@brave shore was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @brave shore lived.

@proper badger set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@plush otter invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

@steel sentinel sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @steel sentinel died.

@gray sky preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

@weary crane thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @weary crane died.

@jolly swift learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @silver holly found out that @jolly swift meant "killer" in the literal sense. @silver holly died.

@proper badger tried to attack @unkempt jetty by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @proper badger died.

@opaque pine visited @carmine cairn, but no one was home. @opaque pine felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@gray sky was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @plush otter stopped them in time.

@brave shore swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @brave shore died.

@plush otter got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @plush otter died.

@gray sky looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@jolly swift hadn't seen @opaque pine in a long time, and missed them. @opaque pine aimed a Sniper Rifle at @jolly swift from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@peak yoke received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

@tight niche saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@gray sky hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

@tight niche sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@opaque pine found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

@opaque pine decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @opaque pine died.

@unkempt jetty tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@peak yoke was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @peak yoke died.

@unkempt jetty read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @unkempt jetty died.

@carmine cairn was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@gray sky wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@tight niche tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @gray sky's head instead. @gray sky died.

@tight niche trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @tight niche suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @gray sky
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt jetty
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @opaque pine
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @proper badger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unkempt jetty]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

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[plush otter]

bb!register

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[granite root]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

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[fleet cape]

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[long vine]

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[hot kelp]

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[near mortar]

bb!register

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[lean dew]

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[nimble gorge]

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[nova plover]

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[turbid skiff]

bb!register

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