#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 48

nova plover Nov 23, 2025, 10:59 PM

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weary crane Nov 23, 2025, 11:03 PM

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turbid skiff Nov 23, 2025, 11:24 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 11:25 PM

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wet crypt Nov 23, 2025, 11:30 PM

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near mortar Nov 23, 2025, 11:51 PM

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nova plover Nov 23, 2025, 11:53 PM

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mild crow Nov 24, 2025, 12:02 AM

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earnest apex Nov 24, 2025, 12:06 AM

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proud lava Nov 24, 2025, 12:12 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 12:25 AM

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naive salmon Nov 24, 2025, 12:28 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tulip walrus, @naive salmon, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @mild crow, @turbid skiff, @proud lava, @near mortar, @wet crypt, @grim palm, @earnest apex, and @nova plover
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@grim palm got a piggyback ride from @tulip walrus, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @tulip walrus died.

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@naive salmon learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@naive salmon thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @naive salmon died.

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@weary crane was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@turbid skiff kept talking, but stopped after @near mortar held up their hand. @near mortar demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@long vine stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @long vine died.

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@proud lava overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@wet crypt started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@earnest apex saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@mild crow gazed at clouds with @grim palm. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@earnest apex was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@carmine cairn made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@proud lava, @near mortar, and @wet crypt formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@turbid skiff wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @proud lava on a spit. @proud lava died.

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@earnest apex made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@near mortar finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@near mortar's skeleton decided that @near mortar wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @near mortar died.

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@earnest apex was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @earnest apex died.

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@grim palm fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@turbid skiff, @carmine cairn, and @wet crypt made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@turbid skiff broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@nova plover fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @nova plover died.

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@grim palm purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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While sitting on a bench together with @carmine cairn, @wet crypt leaned away and farted.

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@mild crow was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@turbid skiff preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@grim palm somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@mild crow's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @mild crow died.

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@turbid skiff was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @carmine cairn. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @turbid skiff died.

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@wet crypt promised to @grim palm that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@grim palm rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @grim palm died.

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@wet crypt killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@wet crypt brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @wet crypt died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @wet crypt
250 points go to 3rd place: @grim palm
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @mild crow
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wet crypt Nov 24, 2025, 12:39 AM

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steel scarab Nov 24, 2025, 12:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 12:39 AM

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exotic saddle Nov 24, 2025, 12:50 AM

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earnest apex Nov 24, 2025, 1:10 AM

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peak yoke Nov 24, 2025, 1:12 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 1:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 1:19 AM

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velvet dune Nov 24, 2025, 1:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 1:27 AM

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raw moss Nov 24, 2025, 1:29 AM

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grim palm Nov 24, 2025, 1:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 1:39 AM

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sage steppe Nov 24, 2025, 2:07 AM

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wet crypt Nov 24, 2025, 2:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 2:07 AM

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unreal moat Nov 24, 2025, 2:11 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 2:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 2:24 AM

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velvet dune Nov 24, 2025, 2:25 AM

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long vine Nov 24, 2025, 2:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@wet crypt, @carmine cairn, @sage steppe, @exotic saddle, @raw moss, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @steel scarab, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @velvet dune
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The fighting begins again!

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@sage steppe's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @sage steppe to notice them. @sage steppe died.

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@steel scarab looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@peak yoke tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@wet crypt stole @raw moss's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @raw moss was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@exotic saddle was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @exotic saddle died.

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@unreal moat flossed their teeth with @grim palm's shoelaces.

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@earnest apex dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@long vine and @grim palm played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@wet crypt tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @wet crypt extremely rich.

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@grim palm cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @grim palm's heart! @grim palm died.

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@velvet dune decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@steel scarab and @peak yoke farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @unreal moat was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss cornered @long vine at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @long vine started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@peak yoke saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@carmine cairn fired their bow at @wet crypt, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @carmine cairn gave up.

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@velvet dune met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @velvet dune ended up completely fine.

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@steel scarab tied up @earnest apex and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @earnest apex to die. However, @earnest apex managed to escape from their bonds.

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@peak yoke was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @peak yoke died.

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@steel scarab fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @steel scarab died.

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@earnest apex was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine spun around in a full circle and shot @velvet dune with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @velvet dune died.

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@raw moss invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@long vine started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@wet crypt tried to attack @raw moss with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@carmine cairn passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@wet crypt spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @wet crypt died.

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@carmine cairn tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @carmine cairn decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @long vine into fertilizer. @long vine died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @raw moss found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @raw moss was trapped for all eternity. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @wet crypt
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @steel scarab
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @grim palm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wet crypt Nov 24, 2025, 2:38 AM

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raw moss Nov 24, 2025, 2:40 AM

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peak yoke Nov 24, 2025, 2:53 AM

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earnest apex Nov 24, 2025, 2:57 AM

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nova plover Nov 24, 2025, 2:59 AM

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long vine Nov 24, 2025, 3:15 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 3:25 AM

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glacial totem Nov 24, 2025, 3:30 AM

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unreal moat Nov 24, 2025, 3:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 3:52 AM

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high wind Nov 24, 2025, 4:02 AM

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wet crypt Nov 24, 2025, 4:07 AM

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grim palm Nov 24, 2025, 4:19 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 4:25 AM

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weary crane Nov 24, 2025, 4:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 4:26 AM

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tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 4:27 AM

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glacial totem Nov 24, 2025, 4:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wet crypt, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @high wind, @peak yoke, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@high wind found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@wet crypt and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @weary crane tattled on them.

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@nova plover tried to attack @unreal moat with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @nova plover to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@earnest apex woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @carmine cairn flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tight niche started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @peak yoke forced them to put in some more effort.

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@grim palm crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@wet crypt forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @wet crypt died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@glacial totem told @long vine a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@unreal moat modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@tight niche argued with @earnest apex about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@nova plover sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @nova plover died.

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@weary crane joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@high wind got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@long vine made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @peak yoke walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@grim palm tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@glacial totem wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@raw moss reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@glacial totem started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@high wind rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@unreal moat didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@long vine sacrificed @high wind by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @high wind died.

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@peak yoke thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @earnest apex died.

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@glacial totem created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@weary crane used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @weary crane. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@grim palm wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@grim palm summoned a solar eclipse while @glacial totem was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @grim palm died.

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@glacial totem drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@long vine got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to confess their love to @tight niche, but @tight niche interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@tight niche tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @high wind
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 24, 2025, 4:39 AM

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unreal moat Nov 24, 2025, 4:39 AM

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wet crypt Nov 24, 2025, 4:42 AM

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glacial totem Nov 24, 2025, 4:44 AM

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grim palm Nov 24, 2025, 4:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 4:44 AM

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peak yoke Nov 24, 2025, 4:59 AM

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earnest apex Nov 24, 2025, 5:03 AM

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weary crane Nov 24, 2025, 5:04 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 5:20 AM

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tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 5:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wet crypt, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @weary crane
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@long vine started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@tight niche drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @weary crane appeared instead.

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@wet crypt used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@fiery belfry thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@wet crypt called @grim palm a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @wet crypt died.

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@carmine cairn crafted @glacial totem into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @glacial totem died.

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@grim palm thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @grim palm died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @unreal moat's eye sockets. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@long vine solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@carmine cairn snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@peak yoke was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @peak yoke die

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@weary crane tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@earnest apex started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@tight niche tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@peak yoke covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@carmine cairn and @fiery belfry relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@weary crane took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@long vine tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@weary crane had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @weary crane's skull. @weary crane died.

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@fiery belfry was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @fiery belfry died.

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@peak yoke found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@long vine found some Diamond Ore. @carmine cairn quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@peak yoke was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@long vine started barking like a dog while chasing @tight niche.

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@long vine made fun of @tight niche for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tight niche shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @long vine died.

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@tight niche found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@tight niche fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wet crypt Nov 24, 2025, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 5:39 AM

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peak yoke Nov 24, 2025, 5:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 5:40 AM

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glacial totem Nov 24, 2025, 5:47 AM

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unreal moat Nov 24, 2025, 5:49 AM

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long vine Nov 24, 2025, 6:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 6:11 AM

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weary crane Nov 24, 2025, 6:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 6:15 AM

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brave shore Nov 24, 2025, 6:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 6:17 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 6:28 AM

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tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 6:28 AM

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brave shore bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 6:28 AM

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@tight niche, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@olive garden, @wet crypt, @tight niche, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@tight niche reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @fiery belfry in a Fish costume.

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@wet crypt had a sleepover with @unreal moat, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@olive garden had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @olive garden died.

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@long vine found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @wet crypt's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @wet crypt died.

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@weary crane sharpened @glacial totem's face at a Sharpening Station. @glacial totem became the sharpest tool in the shed. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery belfry accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @fiery belfry died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @weary crane thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@brave shore got burninated by Tim. @brave shore died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @weary crane's. @weary crane died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@long vine crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @long vine's entire body.

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@long vine successfully snuck into @tight niche's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @weary crane
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @wet crypt
100 points go to 10th place: @olive garden

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Nov 24, 2025, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 6:38 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Nov 24, 2025, 6:39 AM

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bb!register

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stone bay Nov 24, 2025, 6:46 AM

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long vine Nov 24, 2025, 7:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 7:04 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Nov 24, 2025, 7:20 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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amber ermine Nov 24, 2025, 7:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 7:43 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 24, 2025, 7:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 7:50 AM

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earnest apex Nov 24, 2025, 7:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 7:52 AM

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@earnest apex, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 8:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 8:15 AM

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sage steppe Nov 24, 2025, 8:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 8:20 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 11 players remaining.
@stone bay, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @sage steppe, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @fiery belfry, @earnest apex, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@potent talon planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@stone bay found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @stone bay died.

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@tight niche greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @tight niche died.

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@amber ermine played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @amber ermine died.

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@unreal moat consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@sage steppe was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @sage steppe died.

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@fiery belfry solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@unreal moat panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @peak yoke died.

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@potent talon was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @potent talon died.

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@earnest apex sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@long vine thought that @fiery belfry was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@livid shuttle invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@long vine desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@fiery belfry used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @sage steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 24, 2025, 8:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 8:43 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 24, 2025, 8:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 8:45 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 24, 2025, 8:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 8:57 AM

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oak temple Nov 24, 2025, 9:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 9:13 AM

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brave shore Nov 24, 2025, 9:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 9:20 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 9:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 9:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

kind scroll Nov 24, 2025, 9:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 9:29 AM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

fathom barn Nov 24, 2025, 9:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 9:39 AM

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 24, 2025, 9:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 9:50 AM

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@amber ermine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 10:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @kind scroll, @oak temple, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Old One's Army while @amber ermine was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @amber ermine died.

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@kind scroll was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @kind scroll died.

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@fathom barn drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @fiery belfry was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@oak temple drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@brave shore considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@oak temple tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @oak temple died.

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@tight niche recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@unreal moat and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @unreal moat's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@unreal moat tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @unreal moat died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@tranquil wyvern burned @fiery belfry to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @tranquil wyvern for reading books. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @brave shore died.

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@long vine went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@fathom barn gave @long vine a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @long vine gave @fathom barn a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @fathom barn died.

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@tranquil wyvern just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@tranquil wyvern ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @tranquil wyvern's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche and @long vine discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Purple Clubberfish.

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@tight niche tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@long vine stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fathom barn Nov 24, 2025, 10:37 AM

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bb!register

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 24, 2025, 10:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 10:38 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 24, 2025, 10:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 10:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 24, 2025, 10:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 10:41 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 24, 2025, 11:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:01 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 24, 2025, 11:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:06 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 11:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Nov 24, 2025, 11:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:29 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

kind scroll Nov 24, 2025, 11:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:33 AM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 24, 2025, 11:35 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:35 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nimble rock Nov 24, 2025, 11:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:42 AM

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@nimble rock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 12:27 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 13 players remaining.
@nimble rock, @fathom barn, @kind scroll, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @turbid skiff, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fiery belfry murdered @nimble rock by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @nimble rock died.

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@fathom barn went down @livid shuttle's chimney to deliver presents, but @livid shuttle's fireplace was still in use. @fathom barn died.

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@raw moss angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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A pretty fairy led @kind scroll to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @kind scroll died.

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@turbid skiff felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@amber ermine equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@brave shore kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@brave shore was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @brave shore died.

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@turbid skiff accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @turbid skiff died.

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@livid shuttle spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@amber ermine tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern snuck up behind @fiery belfry, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @tranquil wyvern decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@long vine refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@raw moss looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@fiery belfry went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@raw moss was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@long vine wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@tranquil wyvern's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @tight niche died.

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@long vine kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @raw moss had had enough, so they scooped @long vine to death with an ice cream spoon. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Nov 24, 2025, 12:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 24, 2025, 1:10 PM

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near mortar Nov 24, 2025, 1:11 PM

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kind scroll Nov 24, 2025, 1:13 PM

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dim sphinx Nov 24, 2025, 1:21 PM

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tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 1:27 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @kind scroll, @dim sphinx, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, and @long vine
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@unreal moat tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@kind scroll launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@tranquil wyvern shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@tight niche tried to shoot an apple off of @amber ermine's head. @tight niche's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry pranked @raw moss by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@near mortar was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@long vine ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@dim sphinx accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @dim sphinx.

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@kind scroll accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @kind scroll was forgiven.

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@kind scroll was playing hide and seek with @dim sphinx and @fiery belfry, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@near mortar tried to set up a campfire, but @unreal moat drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@near mortar found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @near mortar died.

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@raw moss didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @unreal moat, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @unreal moat died.

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@dim sphinx dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@long vine 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @fiery belfry to death. @fiery belfry died.

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@dim sphinx drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @dim sphinx died.

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@tranquil wyvern sat on a wall. @tranquil wyvern had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @tranquil wyvern together again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@long vine was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @long vine died.

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@raw moss found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 24, 2025, 1:38 PM

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amber ermine Nov 24, 2025, 1:41 PM

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nova plover Nov 24, 2025, 1:49 PM

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oak lion Nov 24, 2025, 1:52 PM

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fathom barn Nov 24, 2025, 1:52 PM

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long vine Nov 24, 2025, 1:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 24, 2025, 1:58 PM

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glass vine Nov 24, 2025, 1:59 PM

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brave shore Nov 24, 2025, 2:12 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 2:15 PM

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tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 2:28 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @glass vine, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @oak lion, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@brave shore spoke softly to @glass vine while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @glass vine died.

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@amber ermine went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @amber ermine died.

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@oak lion went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @oak lion died.

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@tranquil wyvern was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@tight niche headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @raw moss had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@livid shuttle and @sweet fractal found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@fathom barn built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@long vine blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @long vine died.

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@brave shore sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@tranquil wyvern wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@carmine cairn discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@sweet fractal started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @livid shuttle being mercilessly tickled by @tight niche.

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@nova plover made up their own language and used it to threaten @fathom barn, who simply scratched their head.

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@raw moss found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@brave shore was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @fathom barn's Star Cannon. @brave shore died.

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@sweet fractal touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@livid shuttle spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@nova plover couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Rich Mahogany Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @nova plover's heart and brain. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@sweet fractal learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @sweet fractal died.

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@fathom barn found the Last Prism. Then @tranquil wyvern found another one, meaning that @fathom barn's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@fathom barn was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @fathom barn died.

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@carmine cairn and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tight niche was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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While @tranquil wyvern looked inside a Corruption chasm, @livid shuttle pranked them by pushing them inside. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@tight niche started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@livid shuttle was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche was looking kind of dumb after @carmine cairn's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss attacked @carmine cairn with a Legendary Zenith, but @carmine cairn's pen was mightier. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 24, 2025, 2:39 PM

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amber ermine Nov 24, 2025, 2:49 PM

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unreal moat Nov 24, 2025, 2:56 PM

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jolly swift Nov 24, 2025, 3:06 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 24, 2025, 3:08 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 3:20 PM

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raw moss Nov 24, 2025, 3:24 PM

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weary crane Nov 24, 2025, 3:28 PM

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tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 3:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @weary crane
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@tranquil wyvern rescued @livid shuttle from drowning, but in reverse. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @jolly swift into the freezing cold water. @jolly swift died.

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@unreal moat tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@long vine shot their Phoenix Blaster to the left of @amber ermine just to scare them. @amber ermine heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @amber ermine died.

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@unreal moat invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@long vine walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @long vine died.

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@weary crane spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @weary crane still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @weary crane died.

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@sweet fractal painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@carmine cairn threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @carmine cairn unlocked the power of flight!

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@raw moss and @tight niche were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@tranquil wyvern's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@carmine cairn saw @sweet fractal standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@raw moss smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@tight niche went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@carmine cairn was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 24, 2025, 3:39 PM

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jolly swift Nov 24, 2025, 3:41 PM

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unreal moat Nov 24, 2025, 3:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 24, 2025, 4:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 4:15 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 4:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 4:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

keen galleon Nov 24, 2025, 4:40 PM

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subtle gorge Nov 24, 2025, 4:51 PM

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deep shuttle Nov 24, 2025, 4:51 PM

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amber ermine Nov 24, 2025, 4:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 4:53 PM

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glacial totem Nov 24, 2025, 5:06 PM

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proud lava Nov 24, 2025, 5:09 PM

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peak yoke Nov 24, 2025, 5:17 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 5:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 5:22 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @keen galleon, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @subtle gorge, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, and @amber ermine
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@raw moss stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @raw moss's ego received a small boost.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @keen galleon and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@peak yoke tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @subtle gorge and @deep shuttle, who did not approve of gambling.

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@tight niche grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@carmine cairn accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @carmine cairn died.

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@keen galleon tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @glacial totem in disguise. @keen galleon died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @unreal moat spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@unreal moat ran out of bullets while fighting @jolly swift, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @jolly swift died.

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@deep shuttle won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@glacial totem tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @glacial totem died.

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@amber ermine knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@tight niche found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss had a very merry unbirthday party together. @peak yoke found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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The Cyborg hacked into @proud lava's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@proud lava was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @proud lava died.

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@deep shuttle's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @deep shuttle! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@unreal moat called @peak yoke on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss and @subtle gorge were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @raw moss fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @peak yoke died.

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@deep shuttle was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @deep shuttle died.

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@tight niche tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@amber ermine stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @amber ermine died.

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@subtle gorge wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@subtle gorge faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@subtle gorge accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @subtle gorge died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tight niche. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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undone peak Nov 24, 2025, 6:21 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 6:22 PM

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tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 6:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @sweet fractal, @keen galleon, @undone peak, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
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@livid shuttle tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @livid shuttle died.

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@viscid orchid declared that 64 was their favorite number. @keen galleon wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @viscid orchid by stabbing them 64 times. @viscid orchid died.

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@jolly swift ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@peak yoke, @undone peak and @keen galleon played hot potato with a grenade. @keen galleon forgot to pass it on. @keen galleon died.

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@peak yoke climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @peak yoke died.

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@deep shuttle heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @deep shuttle died.

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@undone peak tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @undone peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@tranquil wyvern became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @tranquil wyvern died.

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After years of research, @jolly swift found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @jolly swift died.

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@sweet fractal used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@tight niche got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@tight niche started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@sweet fractal accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@tight niche crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@carmine cairn couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@tight niche sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @undone peak
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @keen galleon
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Nov 24, 2025, 7:05 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 7:09 PM

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tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 7:29 PM

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ancient solstice Nov 24, 2025, 7:30 PM

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oak temple Nov 24, 2025, 7:35 PM

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noble island Nov 24, 2025, 7:46 PM

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viscid orchid Nov 24, 2025, 7:53 PM

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glacial totem Nov 24, 2025, 7:56 PM

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brave shore Nov 24, 2025, 8:05 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 8:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 8:20 PM

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exotic saddle Nov 24, 2025, 8:23 PM

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short nymph Nov 24, 2025, 8:27 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @sweet fractal, @oak temple, @ancient solstice, @glacial totem, @exotic saddle, @short nymph, @peak yoke, @noble island, and @brave shore
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@noble island found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@livid shuttle came out of @sweet fractal's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@livid shuttle triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @livid shuttle died.

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@exotic saddle tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@viscid orchid read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @viscid orchid then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @viscid orchid died.

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@tight niche was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@carmine cairn and @oak temple played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@short nymph started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@oak temple put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern used an Inferno Fork to eat. @brave shore thought they didn't notice, but @tranquil wyvern just really likes spicy food.

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@ancient solstice tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @ancient solstice died.

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@sweet fractal marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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A strange device attached itself to @glacial totem's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @glacial totem died.

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@exotic saddle used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @exotic saddle died.

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@peak yoke summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@tranquil wyvern captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @peak yoke is now goo. @peak yoke died.

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@noble island was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @noble island died.

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@carmine cairn threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tight niche sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@brave shore skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @brave shore died.

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@short nymph found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@sweet fractal tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@sweet fractal swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @sweet fractal died.

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@short nymph accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @short nymph died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @short nymph
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @noble island
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Nov 24, 2025, 8:44 PM

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exotic saddle Nov 24, 2025, 8:52 PM

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plush otter Nov 24, 2025, 9:06 PM

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nova plover Nov 24, 2025, 9:19 PM

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tight niche Nov 24, 2025, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 9:29 PM

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rancid citrus Nov 24, 2025, 9:29 PM

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lost nova Nov 24, 2025, 9:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Nov 24, 2025, 9:46 PM

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glass vine Nov 24, 2025, 10:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 10:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

mental sable Nov 24, 2025, 10:33 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:08 PM

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wise shuttle Nov 24, 2025, 11:08 PM

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long vine Nov 24, 2025, 11:21 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 24, 2025, 11:23 PM

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glacial totem Nov 24, 2025, 11:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:24 PM

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brave shore Nov 24, 2025, 11:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @plush otter, @exotic saddle, @fiery belfry, @wise shuttle, @glacial totem, @nova plover, @mental sable, @lost nova, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @glass vine
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@glass vine wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@lost nova and @rancid citrus engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @rancid citrus blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @rancid citrus died.

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@plush otter tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@long vine was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @brave shore with its horns. @brave shore died.

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@fiery belfry found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @plush otter died.

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@exotic saddle found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@exotic saddle was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @exotic saddle died.

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@peak yoke started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @fiery belfry and @mental sable out.

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@wise shuttle tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @wise shuttle died.

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@nova plover was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @nova plover died.

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@lost nova started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@carmine cairn traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @mental sable. @mental sable died.

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@glacial totem modified @lost nova's Nebula Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @lost nova was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @lost nova died.

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@fiery belfry was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@glass vine eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@glacial totem buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@peak yoke drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@long vine caused @tight niche to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@carmine cairn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tight niche activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @tight niche died.

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@glass vine tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@carmine cairn stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @carmine cairn blinked first.

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@fiery belfry complained that they had no life, so @long vine used a Life Drain to take @peak yoke's life and give it to @fiery belfry. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery belfry and @long vine had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@glacial totem had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@glass vine stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@carmine cairn threw @glass vine into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @carmine cairn a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @glass vine died.

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@fiery belfry became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@fiery belfry wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @fiery belfry died.

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@glacial totem and @long vine fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @glacial totem won by breaking @long vine's spine. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@carmine cairn and @glacial totem built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@carmine cairn spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@glacial totem filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@glacial totem went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @glass vine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 8th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 9th place: @mental sable
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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plush otter Nov 24, 2025, 11:38 PM

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Bb!Register

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:38 PM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 24, 2025, 11:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 24, 2025, 11:50 PM

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long vine Nov 25, 2025, 12:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 12:02 AM

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untold cloak Nov 25, 2025, 12:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 12:19 AM

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tulip adder Nov 25, 2025, 12:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 12:21 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 25, 2025, 12:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 12:25 AM

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brave shore Nov 25, 2025, 12:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 12:25 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Nov 25, 2025, 12:25 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 12:25 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

nova plover Nov 25, 2025, 12:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 12:50 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Nov 25, 2025, 1:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 1:25 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@untold cloak, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @plush otter, @long vine, @tulip adder, @brave shore, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@plush otter got tired of @nova plover trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @nova plover at a Sawmill. @nova plover died.

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@brave shore found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@potent talon tried to attack @peak yoke by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @potent talon died.

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@carmine cairn found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@peak yoke clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @peak yoke died.

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@tulip adder and @fiery belfry cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @fiery belfry, because @tulip adder was wearing Frost armor.

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@long vine accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @long vine allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@fiery belfry walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @fiery belfry died.

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@plush otter ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @plush otter died.

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@long vine found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @long vine headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@tulip adder was walked on by a Martian Walker. @tulip adder died.

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@brave shore was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@untold cloak thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@carmine cairn chased @brave shore with their Chlorophyte Saber. @brave shore tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @carmine cairn. @brave shore died.

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@weary crane spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@weary crane decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @weary crane died.

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@untold cloak's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @untold cloak died.

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@long vine started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@carmine cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @carmine cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@long vine turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @untold cloak
150 points go to 4th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @tulip adder
100 points go to 7th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

earnest apex Nov 25, 2025, 1:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 1:37 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Nov 25, 2025, 1:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 1:39 AM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sacred grove Nov 25, 2025, 2:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 2:04 AM

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@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Nov 25, 2025, 2:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 2:06 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

short nymph Nov 25, 2025, 2:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 2:18 AM

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@short nymph, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 25, 2025, 2:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 2:24 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

long vine Nov 25, 2025, 2:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 2:30 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 25, 2025, 2:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 2:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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@fiery belfry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

sacred grove Nov 25, 2025, 2:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 2:32 AM

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@sacred grove, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Nov 25, 2025, 2:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 2:32 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 25, 2025, 3:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 3:07 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 3:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.