epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @carmine cairn excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@earnest apex jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @earnest apex died.

@crisp vessel tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

A pretty fairy led @nova plover to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @nova plover died.

@carmine cairn was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@spring ridge eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@steel sentinel started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@spring ridge pumped @carmine cairn full of lead. No one was hurt, but @carmine cairn's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

@spring ridge was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @spring ridge died.

@long vine complained that they had no life, so @steel sentinel used a Life Drain to take @crisp vessel's life and give it to @long vine. @crisp vessel died.

@long vine uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @crisp vessel
150 points go to 5th place: @spring ridge
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @noble island
100 points go to 9th place: @short nymph
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[spring ridge]

bb!register

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[crisp vessel]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[hearty oracle]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[elfin crane]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[lime tendon]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[static trout]

bb!register

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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[exotic saddle]

bb!register

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[granite root]

bb!register

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@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @lime tendon, @nova plover, @exotic saddle, @raw moss, @crisp vessel, @short nymph, @unreal moat, @spring ridge, @static trout, @granite root, @long vine, @hearty oracle, @brave shore, and @elfin crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

After opening a present, @crisp vessel discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

@brave shore rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @brave shore's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @steel sentinel's. @steel sentinel died.

@hearty oracle took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@short nymph built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@lime tendon tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @lime tendon keeled over from a heart attack. @lime tendon died.

@raw moss snuck up behind @long vine, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @raw moss decided not to kill them. Yet.

@spring ridge couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

@unreal moat felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@nova plover hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @nova plover died.

@elfin crane started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@exotic saddle purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

@granite root began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

@hearty oracle overwhelmed @exotic saddle with a storm of flying bananas. @exotic saddle died.

@raw moss suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@raw moss swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @raw moss died.

@granite root used a Medusa Head on @short nymph and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @short nymph died.

@unreal moat made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @unreal moat died.

@crisp vessel drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@carmine cairn was tired of @spring ridge constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @spring ridge's front yard. @spring ridge died.

@static trout went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @static trout died.

@granite root saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @granite root died.

@hearty oracle drank sand for 10 hours. @hearty oracle died.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @elfin crane saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @crisp vessel stabbed them in the back. @elfin crane died.

@crisp vessel put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @crisp vessel died.

@brave shore accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn and @long vine set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

@long vine got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @crisp vessel
150 points go to 5th place: @elfin crane
150 points go to 6th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @spring ridge
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[elfin crane]

bb!register

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[granite root]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[thick steppe]

bb!register

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[proud light]

bb!register

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[near mortar]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @proud light, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @granite root, @long vine, @brave shore, @elfin crane, and @thick steppe
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud light summoned a solar eclipse while @brave shore was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @proud light died.

@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@carmine cairn touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@unreal moat summoned the Old One's Army while @nova plover was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @nova plover died.

@thick steppe walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@granite root didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @near mortar's. @near mortar died.

@brave shore and @unreal moat started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @brave shore took out their actual shotgun. @unreal moat died.

@raw moss was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@granite root dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @granite root died.

@long vine ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @long vine died.

@thick steppe read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@carmine cairn somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

Low on health, @elfin crane hid from @brave shore by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @elfin crane died.

@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@raw moss hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@thick steppe fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@thick steppe swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @thick steppe died.

@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@brave shore asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@raw moss couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @elfin crane
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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[next hemlock]

bb!register

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[rancid citrus]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @unreal moat got too close while watching. @unreal moat died.

@potent talon put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@carmine cairn was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@nova plover placed chests all over the world except where @potent talon was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @potent talon died.

@next hemlock fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tight niche, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@brave shore trapped @raw moss in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@peak yoke accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @peak yoke died.

@next hemlock promised @rancid citrus that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @rancid citrus died.

@next hemlock practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @next hemlock died.

@nova plover wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @nova plover died.

@tight niche tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@raw moss escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

@long vine started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @long vine died.

@brave shore was cornered by @carmine cairn, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@brave shore tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @brave shore died.

@raw moss opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @raw moss's neck. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[rancid citrus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zealous rapids]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zealous rapids, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud light]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud light, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @tight niche, @zealous rapids, @carmine cairn, @proud light, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @rancid citrus's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @rancid citrus died.

@unreal moat became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@tight niche replaced @zealous rapids's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @zealous rapids died.

@proud light tried to strike @nova plover down, but @nova plover instead became more powerful than @proud light could possibly imagine.

@carmine cairn joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

After an intense fight, @long vine was beaten by @peak yoke in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @peak yoke told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

@tight niche tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@unreal moat couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

@peak yoke wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@proud light started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

@carmine cairn became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@proud light tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @proud light died.

@brave shore saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@nova plover tried to shoot @peak yoke using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @unreal moat's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@long vine managed to kill @nova plover by doing absolutely nothing. @nova plover died.

@raw moss was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@brave shore wanted to start a band, and recruited @peak yoke as their keyboard player. @peak yoke showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

@tight niche crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @tight niche's entire body.

@long vine called @unreal moat a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @unreal moat died.

@carmine cairn attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@tight niche and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @brave shore was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@long vine used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@peak yoke tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @peak yoke died.

@carmine cairn chased @long vine with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @long vine died.

@tight niche managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

@brave shore called @carmine cairn on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @brave shore died.

@tight niche buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@carmine cairn found some soup in their fly.

@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@carmine cairn found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

A monkey dramatically raised @tight niche up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @tight niche off said cliff. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @proud light
100 points go to 10th place: @zealous rapids

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!REGister

[gleaming grove]

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[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zealous rapids]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zealous rapids, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[rancid citrus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hearty oracle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hearty oracle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[thick steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@zealous rapids, @rancid citrus, @hearty oracle, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@zealous rapids equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @proud lava chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @zealous rapids's shattered corpse. @zealous rapids died.

@rancid citrus took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @rancid citrus died.

@hearty oracle fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @hearty oracle died.

@carmine cairn got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @carmine cairn, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @carmine cairn died.

@exotic saddle flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @exotic saddle died.

@proud lava fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @proud lava died.

@thick steppe tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@tight niche mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@thick steppe woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @thick steppe died.

@earnest apex had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Flare Gun. Obviously, this failed.

@unreal moat managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@tight niche hid from @peak yoke after @brave shore exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

@unreal moat accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @unreal moat died.

@earnest apex got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @earnest apex died.

@potent talon sat on a wall. @potent talon had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @potent talon together again. @potent talon died.

@peak yoke started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

@tight niche was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@raw moss adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @brave shore wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @raw moss all of their willpower not to explain it.

@peak yoke was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @peak yoke died.

@brave shore accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @brave shore died.

@long vine realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @long vine died.

@tight niche did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @raw moss, who happened to be passing by.

@tight niche tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

@raw moss accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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[thick steppe]

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[untold wedge]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @zealous rapids, @untold wedge, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @thick steppe
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@zealous rapids found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @zealous rapids died.

@tight niche donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@untold wedge heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @untold wedge died.

@near mortar relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@raw moss squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@glacial totem was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @glacial totem died.

@long vine sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

@brave shore was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@raw moss was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @raw moss died.

@near mortar summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @near mortar died.

@thick steppe took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@long vine overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

@unreal moat stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @unreal moat died.

@thick steppe forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @thick steppe died.

@long vine started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @long vine died.

@tight niche read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @untold wedge
100 points go to 10th place: @zealous rapids

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[viscid orchid]

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[tight niche]

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[zenith root]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[tame trout]

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[jolly swift]

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[light portal]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @viscid orchid, @untold wedge, @light portal, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @brave shore, @zenith root, and @tame trout
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The fighting begins again!

Celestial creatures started invading! @untold wedge knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@brave shore found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@jolly swift tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @jolly swift died.

@viscid orchid got impaled by Mourning Wood. @viscid orchid died.

Congratulations, @untold wedge! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @untold wedge died.

@tranquil wyvern claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

@unreal moat sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@light portal panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @light portal died.

@tame trout used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@zenith root wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@brave shore murdered @raw moss by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @raw moss died.

@near mortar saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @near mortar died.

@tame trout sang a song to try to impress @tight niche, @zenith root, and @unreal moat. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@tranquil wyvern was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@unreal moat consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@tame trout joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@tight niche took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

@unreal moat tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @unreal moat died.

@brave shore was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

@tame trout flexed so hard on @brave shore that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @brave shore died.

@tight niche rescued @zenith root from drowning, but in reverse. @zenith root died.

@tranquil wyvern had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@tight niche visited @tranquil wyvern, but no one was home. @tight niche felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@tame trout opened the front door and saw @tranquil wyvern trying to murder the Guide. @tame trout slowly closed the door and walked away.

@tight niche started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@tight niche drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@tame trout started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@tranquil wyvern launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@tame trout had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tame trout wasn't a pie. @tame trout died.

@tranquil wyvern flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @tranquil wyvern's face off with its bare hands. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @tame trout
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @light portal
100 points go to 10th place: @untold wedge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[viscid orchid]

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[raw moss]

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[wide prism]

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[near mortar]

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[supple oasis]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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[nova plover]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @supple oasis, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @light portal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @brave shore, and @wide prism
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The fighting begins again!

@light portal found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

@supple oasis gave @brave shore a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @brave shore gave @supple oasis a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @supple oasis died.

@unreal moat finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@viscid orchid didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @viscid orchid died.

@nova plover swung a Mandible Blade at @tight niche, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@light portal was stalking @tranquil wyvern's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @light portal died.

@wide prism traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @nova plover. @nova plover died.

@brave shore played Frisbee with @raw moss using a Light Disc, but @raw moss unfortunately didn't have five hands. @raw moss died.

@tight niche sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

@tranquil wyvern found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@near mortar screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

@near mortar tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@tranquil wyvern tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@near mortar dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @near mortar died.

@unreal moat took a potato chip... and ate it!

@unreal moat got stuck in @tight niche's Rod of Discord farm. @unreal moat died.

@tight niche tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @tight niche's mouth.

@brave shore was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @brave shore died.

@wide prism tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@tranquil wyvern threw @wide prism in the washing machine and turned it on. @wide prism died.

While streaming a fitness game, @tight niche accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

@tranquil wyvern was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tranquil wyvern let them be.

@tranquil wyvern ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @wide prism
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @light portal
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[supple oasis]

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[carmine cairn]

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[dim gale]

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[noble island]

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[tight niche]

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[zenith root]

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[short nymph]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tranquil wyvern, @supple oasis, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @nova plover, @near mortar, @short nymph, @unreal moat, @noble island, and @zenith root
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @supple oasis with a Silver Broadsword while their cell phone was ringing. @supple oasis died.

@nova plover used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @nova plover died.

@near mortar snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @near mortar died.

@tight niche sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

@zenith root tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@tranquil wyvern tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@unreal moat tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @unreal moat died.

@short nymph tried to kill @brisk zephyr by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@brisk zephyr was dunked on by @tranquil wyvern. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@short nymph and @carmine cairn attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@dim gale cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@zenith root trapped @noble island in a maze, but while they were taunting @noble island, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

@noble island brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @noble island died.

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @tranquil wyvern

@carmine cairn tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@short nymph dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@brisk zephyr combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

@dim gale obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@tight niche tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@short nymph touched @carmine cairn's gun without permission. @short nymph died.

@dim gale thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @dim gale died.

@brisk zephyr put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @brisk zephyr died.

@tranquil wyvern tickled @tight niche from behind while they were busy sharpening their Excalibur. @tranquil wyvern died.

@zenith root was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @zenith root died.

@carmine cairn tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

@carmine cairn and @tight niche played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@tight niche tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @zenith root
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 6th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 7th place: @short nymph
100 points go to 8th place: @noble island
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[near mortar]

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[nova plover]

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[wide prism]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[viscid orchid]

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[tame trout]

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[noble island]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

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[wise yoke]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@noble island, @wise yoke, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @tame trout, @viscid orchid, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @wide prism, @nova plover, and @tight niche
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The fighting begins again!

@noble island became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @near mortar had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @noble island's suffering. @noble island died.

@tame trout asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

@wise yoke was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @wise yoke died.

@sweet fractal sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@tranquil wyvern played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@viscid orchid tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @viscid orchid didn't know that.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @sweet fractal found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @sweet fractal was trapped for all eternity. @sweet fractal died.

@carmine cairn told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @long vine and @unreal moat.

@tame trout was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @tame trout barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @tame trout died.

@viscid orchid found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @viscid orchid died.

@long vine handed @unreal moat a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @unreal moat died.

@near mortar drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @near mortar died.

@wide prism started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @wide prism died.

@nova plover's face was scorched off after @carmine cairn took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @nova plover died.

@carmine cairn tricked @tranquil wyvern into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche spoke softly to @long vine while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @long vine died.

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

@tight niche spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @tight niche still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @tame trout

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[long vine]

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[zenith root]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[loud crest]

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[tame trout]

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[lost nova]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[peak yoke]

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[kind scroll]

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[deep shuttle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[wide prism]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @tame trout, @vagrant storm, @brisk zephyr, @spring ridge, @wide prism, @nova plover, @lost nova, @tight niche, @zenith root, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, and @loud crest
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The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern flossed their teeth with @sweet fractal's shoelaces.

@long vine sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @long vine died.

@wide prism killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@brisk zephyr invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

@deep shuttle climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tame trout and @zenith root.

@kind scroll faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@tame trout trash talked @peak yoke, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @tame trout suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @tame trout died.

@spring ridge ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @spring ridge died.

@loud crest tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@vagrant storm found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@lost nova spun around in a full circle and shot @wide prism with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @wide prism died.

@nova plover used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @nova plover died.

@carmine cairn painted the Snow biome yellow.

@tight niche placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Boomstick.

@vagrant storm won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

@tranquil wyvern activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

@lost nova's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @lost nova died.

@peak yoke made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@brisk zephyr tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @brisk zephyr extremely rich.

@zenith root had a wholesome reunion with @kind scroll, who they previously thought had left them to die.

@zenith root tried to get @tranquil wyvern to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @zenith root died.

@deep shuttle used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@peak yoke sniped @kind scroll with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @peak yoke, it was opposite day. @peak yoke died.

@loud crest left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

@kind scroll drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @kind scroll died.

@sweet fractal summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @sweet fractal died.

@vagrant storm heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @vagrant storm stopped because their voice became horse.

@tranquil wyvern made some scary noises in the dark. @brisk zephyr sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @tranquil wyvern died.

@loud crest was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @loud crest die

@carmine cairn aimed a Last Prism beam at @deep shuttle, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@deep shuttle tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @deep shuttle died.

@vagrant storm and @loud crest got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@carmine cairn threw @loud crest into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @carmine cairn a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @loud crest died.

@brisk zephyr was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@brisk zephyr tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @brisk zephyr died.

@tight niche was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @vagrant storm with its horns. @vagrant storm died.

@carmine cairn pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @tight niche.

@carmine cairn was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@tight niche threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@tight niche wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@carmine cairn tried to kill @tight niche with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

@carmine cairn started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

@tight niche paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@tight niche drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @carmine cairn mopped @tight niche up with a tissue. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 4th place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 5th place: @loud crest
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[lost nova]

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[tame trout]

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[peak yoke]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[unreal moat]

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[spring ridge]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@short nymph, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brazen plaza]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @lost nova, @brazen plaza, @short nymph, @unreal moat, @spring ridge, @peak yoke, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@tame trout had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@brazen plaza was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @brazen plaza lived.

@tranquil wyvern spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@peak yoke ran out of bullets while fighting @lost nova, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @lost nova died.

@unreal moat constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tight niche by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @unreal moat's positioning was a bit off. @unreal moat died.

@carmine cairn suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@short nymph created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@brazen plaza woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@spring ridge started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@carmine cairn tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@spring ridge started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @spring ridge died.

@peak yoke accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @peak yoke died.

@tame trout traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tame trout died.

@tight niche tried to set up a campfire, but @short nymph drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @tranquil wyvern was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

@brazen plaza crafted @short nymph into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @short nymph died.

@tranquil wyvern woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @brazen plaza found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @tranquil wyvern with bug spray. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brazen plaza somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @brazen plaza died.

@carmine cairn planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

Someone let the dogs out! @tight niche tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @short nymph
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @spring ridge
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @lost nova

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[fathom barn]

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[peak yoke]

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[haughty bough]

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[lost nova]

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[deep shuttle]

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[short nymph]

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[tame trout]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[glacial totem]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lost nova]

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@lost nova, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@short nymph, @fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @haughty bough, @tame trout, @glacial totem, @lost nova, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
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The fighting begins again!

@lost nova disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @short nymph, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @short nymph died.

@haughty bough found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @haughty bough died.

@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

While playing at the beach, @tame trout buried @fathom barn in the sand. It took @fathom barn several hours to dig themselves back out.

After @tame trout drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @tame trout died.

@tight niche spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

@peak yoke made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@peak yoke literally can't even. @peak yoke died.

@deep shuttle opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

@deep shuttle tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @deep shuttle died.

@lost nova started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @lost nova died.

@fathom barn shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @fathom barn's face. @fathom barn died.

@carmine cairn saw @tranquil wyvern standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @tranquil wyvern died.

@glacial totem received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tight niche would soon die a gruesome death. @tight niche ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@carmine cairn lured @tight niche into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @tight niche's dust allergy! @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 6th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 10th place: @haughty bough

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[lost nova]

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[noble island]

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[zealous rapids]

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[glacial totem]

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[wide prism]

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[crisp vessel]

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[earnest apex]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid crown]

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@rancid crown, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[short nymph]

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@short nymph, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @zealous rapids, @rancid crown, @glacial totem, @lost nova, @crisp vessel, @short nymph, @noble island, @earnest apex, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@short nymph wondered what Obama's last name is.

@zealous rapids was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @zealous rapids died.

@rancid crown made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @rancid crown died.

@lost nova passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@glacial totem decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @glacial totem died.

@tranquil wyvern found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@carmine cairn shot a sand block at @wide prism with a Sandgun, but @wide prism managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

@noble island had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@lost nova tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @lost nova died.

@earnest apex solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@crisp vessel tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @crisp vessel died.

@short nymph met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @short nymph ended up completely fine.

@noble island and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @noble island's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@tight niche and @noble island were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tight niche suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @noble island turned around to look. @noble island died.

@wide prism purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @wide prism ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@tranquil wyvern started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@tight niche held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@earnest apex wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @earnest apex died.

@wide prism performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@wide prism tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @wide prism died.

@short nymph tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @short nymph then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @short nymph died.

@tight niche shot @tranquil wyvern to death with a finger gun. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

@tight niche failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@tight niche sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @short nymph
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @noble island
100 points go to 8th place: @crisp vessel
100 points go to 9th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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[short nymph]

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[glacial totem]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[wide prism]

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[exotic saddle]

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[glacial totem]

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[carmine cairn]

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[jolly swift]

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[tight niche]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[lost nova]

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[gleaming grove]

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[noble island]

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[rancid citrus]

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[sand mulch]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[brave shore]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[lost nova]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lost nova, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @short nymph, @noble island, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @exotic saddle, @jolly swift, @sand mulch, @glacial totem, @brisk zephyr, @ionic hawk, @wide prism, @lost nova, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@noble island explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@short nymph tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @short nymph died.

@exotic saddle made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@noble island made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @noble island died.

@exotic saddle told @ionic hawk that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @ionic hawk took those words literally and peeled @exotic saddle. @exotic saddle died.

The Demolitionist told @jolly swift that it was a good day to die. @jolly swift thought so too. @jolly swift died.

@glacial totem played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @glacial totem died.

A mysterious stranger gave @wide prism a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @carmine cairn with it. However, @wide prism clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @wide prism died.

@brave shore told @rancid citrus to step off their carpet, which they did. @brave shore proceeded to murder @rancid citrus, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @rancid citrus died.

@ionic hawk fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@sand mulch fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @sand mulch died.

@tranquil wyvern gazed at clouds with @carmine cairn. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@lost nova was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @lost nova died.

While exploring a swamp, @brave shore caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@tight niche was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@ionic hawk became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @ionic hawk died.

@carmine cairn received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

@tranquil wyvern was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brisk zephyr played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @brisk zephyr died.

@brave shore challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @brave shore died.

@tight niche and @carmine cairn decided to play catch with a Bee Keeper. @tight niche missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 7th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 8th place: @sand mulch
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 10th place: @wide prism

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[rancid citrus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sand mulch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sand mulch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spring ridge]

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[nova plover]

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[amber ermine]

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[silent shore]

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[exotic saddle]

bb!register

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[slim lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[lost nova]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[noble island]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[robust swallow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @noble island, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @slim lantern, @exotic saddle, @sand mulch, @silent shore, @spring ridge, @nova plover, @lost nova, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @robust swallow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@slim lantern stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

@noble island was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @noble island died.

@exotic saddle challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @exotic saddle died.

@silent shore stopped a meteor from crushing @tight niche and @long vine with their own body. @silent shore died.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @sand mulch spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@rancid citrus found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@robust swallow finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

All that glitters is not gold. @brave shore disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@spring ridge's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @spring ridge died.

@long vine used their embezzled funds to shred through @nova plover with a Coin Gun. @nova plover died.

After years of research, @amber ermine found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @amber ermine died.

@lost nova heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@sand mulch constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @brave shore. Queen Bee died.

@carmine cairn was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

@tight niche blew @robust swallow to bits using an exploding bed. @robust swallow died.

@brave shore obscured @rancid citrus's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @rancid citrus escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@rancid citrus's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @rancid citrus to notice them. @rancid citrus died.

@sand mulch was walked on by a Martian Walker. @sand mulch died.

@lost nova was playing hide and seek with @long vine and @tight niche, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @lost nova died.

@slim lantern accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @slim lantern died.

@tight niche marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@long vine did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @long vine died.

@brave shore curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @brave shore in half. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @slim lantern
150 points go to 6th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 7th place: @sand mulch
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @robust swallow
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[lost nova]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lost nova, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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[robust swallow]

bb!register

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[near pecan]

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[glacial totem]

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[gleaming grove]

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[rancid citrus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[slim lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[noble island]

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