#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 34

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 7:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @dapper sluice, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @tacit hound, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @dim spruce, @granite root, and @tidal bane
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@dim spruce shot their Musket to the left of @dapper sluice just to scare them. @dapper sluice heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @dapper sluice died.

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@viscid orchid realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @viscid orchid died.

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@jolly swift and @tacit hound found themselves falling from a considerable height. @jolly swift landed in a pool of water. @tacit hound did not. @tacit hound died.

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@granite root was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @granite root died.

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@remote pumice tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@gusty bobcat found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@carmine cairn blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @carmine cairn's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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Santa Claus asked @raw moss what they wanted for Christmas. @raw moss replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@tranquil wyvern called @dim spruce a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @dim spruce died.

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@tidal bane was buried under an avalanche that @raw moss had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @tidal bane died.

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@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @gusty bobcat, who was out swimming that day. @gusty bobcat died.

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@carmine cairn crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@carmine cairn decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@raw moss declared war against @remote pumice because they didn't like something @remote pumice said in their AMA.

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@remote pumice stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@tranquil wyvern started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@tight niche promised @jolly swift that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a snowball at @raw moss. To counter this, @raw moss threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss drank sand for 10 hours. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tight niche mopped @carmine cairn up with a tissue. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 10th place: @granite root

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gusty bobcat Nov 10, 2025, 7:39 PM

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remote pumice Nov 10, 2025, 7:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 10, 2025, 7:50 PM

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granite root Nov 10, 2025, 7:50 PM

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tidal bane Nov 10, 2025, 7:50 PM

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jolly swift Nov 10, 2025, 7:51 PM

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tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 8:00 PM

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earnest apex Nov 10, 2025, 8:06 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 10, 2025, 8:10 PM

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brisk zephyr Nov 10, 2025, 8:16 PM

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brave shore Nov 10, 2025, 8:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@granite root, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @gusty bobcat, @jolly swift, @brisk zephyr, @tidal bane, @earnest apex, and @tight niche
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@carmine cairn overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@granite root jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @granite root died.

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@brave shore used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@remote pumice accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@tidal bane was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @tranquil wyvern. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @tidal bane died.

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@jolly swift practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@earnest apex put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@gusty bobcat tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tight niche was infected by a zombie virus. @tight niche died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern and @brisk zephyr strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @tranquil wyvern suggested using cover against them. @brisk zephyr recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@jolly swift stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@brisk zephyr was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @brisk zephyr died.

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@remote pumice fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@jolly swift tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tight niche started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@tranquil wyvern started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@remote pumice decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @remote pumice died.

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@jolly swift tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@carmine cairn killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @carmine cairn. Queen Bee died.

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@jolly swift and @tight niche set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@carmine cairn blew @jolly swift to bits using an exploding bed. @jolly swift died.

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The moon hit @tight niche's eye like a big pizza pie. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

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gusty bobcat Nov 10, 2025, 8:40 PM

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glacial totem Nov 10, 2025, 8:45 PM

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gusty fractal Nov 10, 2025, 8:52 PM

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radiant torrent Nov 10, 2025, 8:52 PM

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static trout Nov 10, 2025, 8:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 10, 2025, 9:08 PM

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dapper sluice Nov 10, 2025, 9:08 PM

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raw moss Nov 10, 2025, 9:13 PM

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wise yoke Nov 10, 2025, 9:14 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 10, 2025, 9:20 PM

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tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 9:27 PM

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idle pike Nov 10, 2025, 9:27 PM

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sacred grove Nov 10, 2025, 9:28 PM

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brave shore Nov 10, 2025, 9:29 PM

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jolly swift Nov 10, 2025, 9:30 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@gusty fractal, @wise yoke, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @dapper sluice, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @gusty bobcat, @idle pike, @sacred grove, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @radiant torrent, @static trout, @raw moss, and @tight niche
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@tranquil wyvern tied up @gusty bobcat and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @gusty bobcat to die. However, @gusty bobcat managed to escape from their bonds.

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@gusty fractal started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @gusty fractal died.

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@carmine cairn compressed @wise yoke until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @wise yoke died.

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@radiant torrent and @static trout were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @radiant torrent played solitaire. @static trout stood behind them and watched.

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@dapper sluice explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @dapper sluice died.

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@tight niche rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @tight niche with unnecessary advice.

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@sacred grove went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @sacred grove decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@radiant torrent realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @radiant torrent died.

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@raw moss sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@idle pike cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@sweet fractal sang a song to try to impress @idle pike, @glacial totem, and @tight niche. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@gusty bobcat used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@static trout tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @jolly swift's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @static trout died.

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@raw moss dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @raw moss is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@carmine cairn was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@brave shore tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@sweet fractal was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @sweet fractal died.

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@gusty bobcat was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @gusty bobcat died.

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@sacred grove accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @sacred grove died.

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@brave shore commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@jolly swift started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @jolly swift died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @raw moss would soon die a gruesome death. @raw moss ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@tranquil wyvern fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@tranquil wyvern declared that 64 was their favorite number. @idle pike wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @tranquil wyvern by stabbing them 64 times. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@glacial totem dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Light's Bane was nice and clean, but their Tendon Bow's string broke, and their Meteor Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@raw moss replaced @idle pike's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty bobcat

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sacred grove Nov 10, 2025, 9:40 PM

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raw moss Nov 10, 2025, 9:40 PM

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gusty bobcat Nov 10, 2025, 9:40 PM

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elfin crane Nov 10, 2025, 9:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 9:42 PM

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brave shore Nov 10, 2025, 9:55 PM

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amber ermine Nov 10, 2025, 9:58 PM

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gusty bobcat Nov 10, 2025, 10:23 PM

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earnest apex Nov 10, 2025, 10:23 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 10, 2025, 10:25 PM

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remote pumice Nov 10, 2025, 10:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 10:28 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @gusty bobcat, @sacred grove, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, @elfin crane, and @amber ermine
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@sweet fractal went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @elfin crane summoned the Impending Doom. @sweet fractal died.

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@brave shore put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @brave shore died.

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@remote pumice took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@amber ermine started barking like a dog while chasing @gusty bobcat.

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@gusty bobcat invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @gusty bobcat died.

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@sacred grove threw a Stink Potion at @elfin crane. @elfin crane threw a Toxic Flask right back. @sacred grove died.

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@amber ermine tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@tight niche watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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After an intense fight, @remote pumice was beaten by @earnest apex in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @earnest apex told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@carmine cairn started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@raw moss discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@earnest apex thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @earnest apex died.

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@elfin crane joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @elfin crane died.

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@raw moss was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@amber ermine was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @amber ermine died.

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@remote pumice flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @remote pumice's face off with its bare hands. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn tried to strike @tight niche down, but @tight niche instead became more powerful than @carmine cairn could possibly imagine.

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@raw moss was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@raw moss ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@tight niche finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@carmine cairn preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@tight niche went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn spoke softly to @raw moss while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @elfin crane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Nov 10, 2025, 10:37 PM

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elfin crane Nov 10, 2025, 10:43 PM

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raw moss Nov 10, 2025, 10:44 PM

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glacial totem Nov 10, 2025, 10:45 PM

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sacred grove Nov 10, 2025, 10:46 PM

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tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 11:30 PM

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astral glacier Nov 10, 2025, 11:30 PM

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There are 19 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @astral glacier, @gusty fractal, @carmine cairn, @dapper sluice, @gusty bobcat, @idle pike, @sacred grove, @glacial totem, @tidal bane, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @wide ingot, @nova plover, @halcyon wagon, @tight niche, @deep shuttle, and @elfin crane
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While exploring a swamp, @deep shuttle caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@carmine cairn went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@halcyon wagon gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @granite root, who was in the front row. @granite root died.

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@wide ingot wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@gusty fractal finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @gusty fractal died.

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@dapper sluice was stalking @tidal bane's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @dapper sluice died.

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@earnest apex threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@sacred grove dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @sacred grove died.

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@glacial totem ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @glacial totem died.

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After @tidal bane went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @tidal bane died.

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@nova plover couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@earnest apex stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @earnest apex died.

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@gusty bobcat wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@nova plover farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@wide ingot accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @wide ingot died.

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@nova plover tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @nova plover died.

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@gusty bobcat found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@deep shuttle spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@tight niche just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@carmine cairn and @halcyon wagon were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@raw moss got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@halcyon wagon was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @idle pike's Star Cannon. @halcyon wagon died.

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@elfin crane fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @elfin crane died.

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@carmine cairn saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@gusty bobcat couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Pearlwood Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @gusty bobcat's heart and brain. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tight niche tried to confess their love to @astral glacier, but @astral glacier interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@deep shuttle tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @tight niche died.

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@astral glacier used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@idle pike held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@carmine cairn created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@astral glacier and @idle pike were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @astral glacier fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @carmine cairn responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@steel sentinel saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@carmine cairn was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 9th place: @elfin crane
100 points go to 10th place: @halcyon wagon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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elfin crane Nov 10, 2025, 11:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 11:39 PM

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deep shuttle Nov 10, 2025, 11:44 PM

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long vine Nov 10, 2025, 11:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 11:45 PM

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raw moss Nov 10, 2025, 11:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 11:51 PM

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tidal bane Nov 10, 2025, 11:57 PM

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near mortar Nov 11, 2025, 12:00 AM

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static trout Nov 11, 2025, 12:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 12:09 AM

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gusty fractal Nov 11, 2025, 12:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 12:12 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 12:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 12:20 AM

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steel sentinel Nov 11, 2025, 12:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 12:21 AM

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remote pumice Nov 11, 2025, 12:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 12:28 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @near mortar, @gusty fractal, @remote pumice, @static trout, @deep shuttle, @long vine, @tidal bane, and @elfin crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@near mortar tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @near mortar died.

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@elfin crane and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @deep shuttle was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@tidal bane saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @gusty fractal was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@gusty fractal gave @steel sentinel a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @steel sentinel gave @gusty fractal a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @gusty fractal died.

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@static trout accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @static trout, go jump off that cliff. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@remote pumice invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @deep shuttle's. @deep shuttle died.

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@elfin crane got tired of @tidal bane constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@raw moss built a floating city and named it "England".

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@long vine threw @elfin crane in the washing machine and turned it on. @elfin crane died.

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@long vine fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@remote pumice tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@remote pumice had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @remote pumice's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@steel sentinel searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@raw moss suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @steel sentinel won by breaking @carmine cairn's spine. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @elfin crane
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 11, 2025, 12:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 12:36 AM

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gusty bobcat Nov 11, 2025, 12:36 AM

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elfin crane Nov 11, 2025, 12:47 AM

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long vine Nov 11, 2025, 12:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 12:51 AM

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steel sentinel Nov 11, 2025, 12:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 12:54 AM

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near mortar Nov 11, 2025, 1:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:05 AM

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static trout Nov 11, 2025, 1:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:11 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 1:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:25 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

cosmic cosmos Nov 11, 2025, 1:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:42 AM

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nova plover Nov 11, 2025, 1:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:42 AM

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unreal moat Nov 11, 2025, 1:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:50 AM

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static trout Nov 11, 2025, 2:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 2:13 AM

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@static trout, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 2:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @static trout, @gusty bobcat, @unreal moat, @cosmic cosmos, @long vine, and @elfin crane
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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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The Wall of Flesh told @steel sentinel that there was something stuck in their teeth. @steel sentinel checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @steel sentinel died.

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@nova plover recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @nova plover concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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Rumors started spreading that @long vine was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @long vine.

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@cosmic cosmos accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@carmine cairn suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@elfin crane watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@nova plover angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @raw moss died.

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After partying all night, @near mortar was shot by @unreal moat in a swimming pool. @near mortar died.

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@long vine encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @long vine decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@static trout's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @static trout died.

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@unreal moat read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @unreal moat died.

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@cosmic cosmos was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@gusty bobcat stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@elfin crane trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@cosmic cosmos and @gusty bobcat played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@long vine took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @carmine cairn and @cosmic cosmos ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@cosmic cosmos cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @cosmic cosmos's heart! @cosmic cosmos died.

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@elfin crane asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @elfin crane died.

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@long vine drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@carmine cairn relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@gusty bobcat hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @long vine's house. @long vine started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@gusty bobcat got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @gusty bobcat died.

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@carmine cairn threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @long vine would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @elfin crane
150 points go to 5th place: @cosmic cosmos
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gusty bobcat Nov 11, 2025, 2:38 AM

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elfin crane Nov 11, 2025, 2:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 2:38 AM

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@elfin crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cosmic cosmos Nov 11, 2025, 2:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 2:45 AM

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cursive arch Nov 11, 2025, 2:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 2:59 AM

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quaint mason Nov 11, 2025, 3:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 3:00 AM

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gusty fractal Nov 11, 2025, 3:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 3:07 AM

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static trout Nov 11, 2025, 3:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 3:15 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 3:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 3:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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glacial totem Nov 11, 2025, 3:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

fathom barn Nov 11, 2025, 3:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 3:50 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 11, 2025, 4:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 4:04 AM

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exotic saddle Nov 11, 2025, 4:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 4:23 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@gusty fractal, @fathom barn, @cursive arch, @carmine cairn, @gusty bobcat, @quaint mason, @cosmic cosmos, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @static trout, and @elfin crane
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The fighting begins again!

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@gusty bobcat went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@cosmic cosmos discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@livid shuttle returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@glacial totem looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@exotic saddle watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@unreal moat equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@gusty fractal saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@cursive arch tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @fathom barn, but they were in broad daylight.

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@gusty fractal pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @gusty fractal died.

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@elfin crane visited @carmine cairn, but no one was home. @elfin crane felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@fathom barn and @livid shuttle had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @elfin crane sped up the process by stabbing @fathom barn. @fathom barn died.

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@cursive arch got impaled by Mourning Wood. @cursive arch died.

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@exotic saddle paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @carmine cairn died.

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@cosmic cosmos silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @static trout's back, which then integrated itself into @static trout's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@gusty bobcat started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@static trout drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@exotic saddle looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@gusty bobcat used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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Low on health, @gusty bobcat hid from @cosmic cosmos by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @gusty bobcat died.

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@quaint mason took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @quaint mason died.

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@exotic saddle was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @exotic saddle died.

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@glacial totem heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @glacial totem died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @livid shuttle accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @livid shuttle died.

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@elfin crane found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @elfin crane walked out the door.

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@unreal moat went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @unreal moat died.

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@static trout consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@elfin crane tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @static trout over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@cosmic cosmos started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @cosmic cosmos - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @cosmic cosmos then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@elfin crane put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@cosmic cosmos was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@static trout ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @static trout died.

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@elfin crane started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@elfin crane equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @elfin crane died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @cosmic cosmos!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @cosmic cosmos
500 points go to 2nd place: @elfin crane
250 points go to 3rd place: @static trout
150 points go to 4th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @quaint mason
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

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There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed fiber, @maiden onyx, @proud lava, @fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @glossy heath, @raw moss, @static trout, @unreal moat, @granite root, @brave shore, and @vital current
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@unreal moat knocked furiously on @brave shore's door while holding an axe. @brave shore shouted, "Who's there?"

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@static trout found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@proud lava slammed @maiden onyx into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @maiden onyx died.

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@proud lava used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @proud lava died.

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The Demolitionist told @fathom barn that it was a good day to die. @fathom barn thought so too. @fathom barn died.

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@raw moss claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@livid shuttle didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @livid shuttle died.

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@glossy heath gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @glossy heath died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @static trout was caught in the crossfire. @static trout died.

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@brave shore gave a hug to @unreal moat and almost choked them to death!

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@granite root took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@raw moss and @unreal moat started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @raw moss took out their actual shotgun. @unreal moat died.

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@hexed fiber thought that @vital current was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@brave shore summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @raw moss felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@granite root tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @granite root died.

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@vital current hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @vital current died.

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@hexed fiber started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@hexed fiber realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @hexed fiber died.

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@raw moss listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @raw moss saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@raw moss confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@brave shore poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@raw moss used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@brave shore built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@brave shore headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @raw moss had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@brave shore found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@brave shore encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 4th place: @vital current
150 points go to 5th place: @granite root
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @glossy heath
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

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quaint mason Nov 11, 2025, 6:31 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @quaint mason, @earnest apex, @brave shore, @vital current, and @thick steppe
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@brave shore found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@carmine cairn dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @raw moss diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@livid shuttle hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @amber ermine died.

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@vital current used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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After eating supper together, @earnest apex betrayed @carmine cairn in exchange for 30 silver coins. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @thick steppe

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All that glitters is not gold. @glacial totem disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@raw moss thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@quaint mason spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@vital current started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@glacial totem thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @earnest apex died.

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@thick steppe needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@brave shore looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@vital current drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@raw moss ran out of bullets while fighting @brave shore, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @brave shore died.

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@vital current was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @vital current died.

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@thick steppe invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@thick steppe likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @thick steppe probably liked trains a bit too much. @thick steppe died.

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@raw moss was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@quaint mason tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @quaint mason. @quaint mason died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @quaint mason
250 points go to 3rd place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 4th place: @vital current
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wise yoke Nov 11, 2025, 7:43 AM

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quiet karma Nov 11, 2025, 8:18 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, @quiet karma, @wise yoke, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @long vine, @brave shore, @thick steppe, and @glass cargo
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@quiet karma tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@quiet karma played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @quiet karma died.

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@wise yoke was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @near mortar caught them in time.

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@glacial totem tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @glacial totem died.

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@near mortar tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @near mortar died.

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@remote pumice drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@long vine added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@brave shore lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@glass cargo took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @glass cargo died.

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@wise yoke stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@remote pumice accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@wise yoke reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @wise yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Old One's Army while @thick steppe was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @thick steppe died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @long vine saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @raw moss stabbed them in the back. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@tranquil wyvern fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @glass cargo
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight niche Nov 11, 2025, 9:28 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @quaint mason, @long vine, @elfin crane, and @tame trout
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@tranquil wyvern obscured @remote pumice's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @remote pumice escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@livid shuttle told @near mortar a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@raw moss tried to kill @grizzled tusk by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@nova plover was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @nova plover let them be.

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@tame trout was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@long vine found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @long vine pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@elfin crane stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@tight niche was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @livid shuttle's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @livid shuttle died.

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@nova plover saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @nova plover died.

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@elfin crane flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@near mortar got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @near mortar died.

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@remote pumice found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@tranquil wyvern overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@raw moss escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@remote pumice trash talked @quaint mason, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @remote pumice suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @remote pumice died.

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@tame trout pickpocketed @grizzled tusk, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@tight niche vaporized @quaint mason with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @quaint mason died.

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@long vine was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @tranquil wyvern die

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@elfin crane threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@elfin crane smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@tranquil wyvern thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@elfin crane received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @elfin crane died.

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@tame trout started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@tight niche worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@raw moss heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @raw moss stopped because their voice became horse.

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@grizzled tusk rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @grizzled tusk's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@tight niche told @tame trout to step off their carpet, which they did. @tight niche proceeded to murder @tame trout, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @tame trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@grizzled tusk dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @grizzled tusk died.

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@raw moss and @tight niche had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@tranquil wyvern thought they assassinated @raw moss, but it was just @tranquil wyvern in disguise. Huh? @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @raw moss died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @elfin crane
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @quaint mason
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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@tranquil wyvern got a piggyback ride from @wise yoke, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @wise yoke died.

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@dim gale kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @dim gale red. @dim gale died.

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@wispy sable promised to @brave shore that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@jolly swift and @tight niche were about to face off, but @jolly swift had to run off to the restroom first.

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@tame trout wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@wispy sable was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @wispy sable died.

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The Wizard showed @raw moss their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@tame trout tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@thick steppe tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@elfin crane blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @elfin crane died.

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@tame trout was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @tame trout died.

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@raw moss started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@long vine spiced up @thick steppe's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @thick steppe died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @tranquil wyvern then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche hid from @jolly swift by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@long vine was looking kind of dumb after @brave shore's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @long vine died.

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@raw moss started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@tight niche wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @jolly swift on a spit. @jolly swift died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @brave shore wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@brave shore tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss gazed at clouds with @tight niche. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@raw moss flossed their teeth with @tight niche's shoelaces.

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@tight niche thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 9th place: @elfin crane
100 points go to 10th place: @wispy sable

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@near mortar claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @long vine was morbidly interested.

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@tranquil wyvern found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@raw moss threw @amber ermine into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @raw moss a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @amber ermine died.

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@remote pumice tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@raw moss sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @near mortar died.

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@tight niche ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@wispy sable walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@jolly swift chased @remote pumice with their Iron Broadsword. @remote pumice tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @jolly swift. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @tight niche could pull it to shore.

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@long vine fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@wispy sable swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @wispy sable died.

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@tight niche literally gaslighted @jolly swift by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@tight niche couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@long vine opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @long vine's neck. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @wispy sable
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@maiden onyx tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @maiden onyx died.

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@thick steppe couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@jolly swift tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@near mortar managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@livid shuttle summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@near mortar kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @remote pumice had had enough, so they scooped @near mortar to death with an ice cream spoon. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @unreal moat died.

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@wispy sable had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Snowball Cannon. Obviously, this failed.

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@obtuse hollow patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tranquil wyvern in disguise.

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@long vine found @runic silo sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@jolly swift started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@remote pumice screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@tight niche tried to kill @tranquil wyvern, but failed to ask for consent.

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@wispy sable tried to destroy @royal bough by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@thick steppe wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@obtuse hollow searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@tame trout brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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The Cyborg hacked into @long vine's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@wispy sable tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@runic silo and @obtuse hollow played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@royal bough had a wholesome reunion with @remote pumice, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@royal bough went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tame trout had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @royal bough died.

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@tranquil wyvern started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@thick steppe pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @tight niche.

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@tranquil wyvern and @jolly swift ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@tame trout wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@obtuse hollow used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @obtuse hollow died.

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@wispy sable decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @wispy sable died.

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@long vine tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@thick steppe started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@tight niche tried to throw a The Rotted Fork at @tame trout before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@runic silo made up their own language and used it to threaten @jolly swift, who simply scratched their head.

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@tranquil wyvern fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@remote pumice found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@thick steppe offered to add a gold trim to @long vine's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@thick steppe did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @tame trout, who happened to be watching. @tame trout died.

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@jolly swift fired their bow at @remote pumice, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @jolly swift gave up.

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@tranquil wyvern told @runic silo a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @runic silo died.

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@tight niche wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@long vine found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@thick steppe woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @remote pumice found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @thick steppe with bug spray. @thick steppe died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche won in a fight against @jolly swift by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @remote pumice then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @remote pumice died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @runic silo
100 points go to 8th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 9th place: @wispy sable
100 points go to 10th place: @obtuse hollow

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thick steppe Nov 11, 2025, 1:02 PM

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jolly swift Nov 11, 2025, 1:18 PM

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tight niche Nov 11, 2025, 1:30 PM

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brave shore Nov 11, 2025, 1:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:30 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @dull harness, @long vine, @brave shore, @thick steppe, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wide prism, @tranquil wyvern, and @thick steppe formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@near mortar got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @near mortar died.

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@dull harness ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@unreal moat was eaten by a tree. @unreal moat died.

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@remote pumice dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@livid shuttle, @long vine, and @tight niche formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@remote pumice paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Zombie Arm.

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@tranquil wyvern asked @dull harness if they "knew the way". @dull harness didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@brave shore hid an actuator in @dull harness's lunch. Later that day, @dull harness stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @dull harness died.

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@thick steppe's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @thick steppe died.

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@jolly swift invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@wide prism accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@tight niche explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@wide prism contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @wide prism died.

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@jolly swift found a hill and started to roll down it. @jolly swift was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @remote pumice died.

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@livid shuttle sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@long vine tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@brave shore hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@livid shuttle messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@tight niche gave @livid shuttle Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore asked @long vine to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @brave shore died.

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@long vine grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@long vine ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 9th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 10th place: @dull harness

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 11, 2025, 1:38 PM

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jolly swift Nov 11, 2025, 1:39 PM

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unreal moat Nov 11, 2025, 1:42 PM

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remote pumice Nov 11, 2025, 1:43 PM

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real gale Nov 11, 2025, 1:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 11, 2025, 1:59 PM

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tame trout Nov 11, 2025, 2:11 PM

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brave shore Nov 11, 2025, 2:15 PM

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nova plover Nov 11, 2025, 2:23 PM

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dim gale Nov 11, 2025, 2:23 PM

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brisk zephyr Nov 11, 2025, 2:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 2:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 11, 2025, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 2:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cosmic cosmos Nov 11, 2025, 2:27 PM

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