#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 29

gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 5:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @static trout, @granite root, and @thick steppe
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @amber ermine died.

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@remote pumice looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@tranquil wyvern combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@wise yoke's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @wise yoke died.

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@static trout visited @jolly swift, but no one was home. @static trout felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@tight niche just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@granite root was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@carmine cairn kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@static trout was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @static trout died.

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@granite root entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @granite root died.

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@thick steppe's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @thick steppe died.

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@remote pumice used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@tranquil wyvern sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@tranquil wyvern took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@jolly swift started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@grizzled tusk thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @grizzled tusk's potions with Red Potions. @grizzled tusk died.

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@tight niche wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tight niche diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@tight niche made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @tight niche rich and famous.

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@carmine cairn's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @carmine cairn sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@tight niche watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@tight niche climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @granite root
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @wise yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Nov 6, 2025, 5:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 5:39 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 6, 2025, 6:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 6:03 PM

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earnest apex Nov 6, 2025, 6:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 6:07 PM

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obtuse hollow Nov 6, 2025, 6:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 6:23 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 6, 2025, 6:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 6:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 6, 2025, 6:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 6:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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jolly swift Nov 6, 2025, 6:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 6:30 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

raw moss Nov 6, 2025, 6:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 6:41 PM

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peak yoke Nov 6, 2025, 6:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 6:45 PM

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static trout Nov 6, 2025, 7:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:02 PM

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earnest apex Nov 6, 2025, 7:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:11 PM

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@earnest apex, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled tusk Nov 6, 2025, 7:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:23 PM

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@grizzled tusk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @static trout, @peak yoke, @obtuse hollow, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@sweet fractal decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @sweet fractal died.

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@static trout jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @static trout died.

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@raw moss tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@peak yoke tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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A Martian Probe spotted @grizzled tusk, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @grizzled tusk was too boring.

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@carmine cairn couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@tranquil wyvern looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@obtuse hollow found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@jolly swift sang a song to try to impress @tight niche, @earnest apex, and @grizzled tusk. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@raw moss chased @peak yoke with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@remote pumice donned a Martian costume and chased @obtuse hollow in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @obtuse hollow died.

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@earnest apex played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @remote pumice died.

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@jolly swift wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@grizzled tusk tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @grizzled tusk died.

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@raw moss made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@tranquil wyvern put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Nov 6, 2025, 7:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:38 PM

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wise yoke Nov 6, 2025, 7:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:39 PM

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obtuse hollow Nov 6, 2025, 7:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:42 PM

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raw moss Nov 6, 2025, 7:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:49 PM

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gray sky Nov 6, 2025, 7:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 6, 2025, 7:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:54 PM

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wide prism Nov 6, 2025, 8:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:01 PM

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steady cove Nov 6, 2025, 8:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:12 PM

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runic silo Nov 6, 2025, 8:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:19 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 6, 2025, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 6, 2025, 8:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:27 PM

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chrome steeple Nov 6, 2025, 8:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:27 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steady cove, @wise yoke, @carmine cairn, @runic silo, @obtuse hollow, @tranquil wyvern, @chrome steeple, @static trout, @wide prism, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @gray sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wise yoke compressed @steady cove until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @steady cove died.

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@carmine cairn used their Muramasa to lop off @wise yoke's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @carmine cairn invented golf. @wise yoke died.

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@raw moss joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@static trout found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@chrome steeple summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@tranquil wyvern trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@obtuse hollow equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @tight niche chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @obtuse hollow's shattered corpse. @obtuse hollow died.

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@runic silo used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @chrome steeple alive. @chrome steeple died.

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@static trout was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @static trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted @wide prism into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @wide prism died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @gray sky farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @gray sky died.

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@runic silo put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@runic silo died.

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@tranquil wyvern walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was furious at @tight niche for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @raw moss's special someone!

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@tight niche ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @runic silo
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @obtuse hollow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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chrome steeple Nov 6, 2025, 8:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:38 PM

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runic silo Nov 6, 2025, 8:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:38 PM

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raw moss Nov 6, 2025, 8:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:38 PM

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obtuse hollow Nov 6, 2025, 8:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:42 PM

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silent shore Nov 6, 2025, 8:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:57 PM

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wide prism Nov 6, 2025, 8:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:59 PM

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long vine Nov 6, 2025, 9:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:09 PM

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brave shore Nov 6, 2025, 9:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:09 PM

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rancid dragon Nov 6, 2025, 9:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:20 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 6, 2025, 9:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:21 PM

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stray hill Nov 6, 2025, 9:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:22 PM

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peak yoke Nov 6, 2025, 9:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:23 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 6, 2025, 9:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:24 PM

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remote pumice Nov 6, 2025, 9:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:24 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 6, 2025, 9:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:27 PM

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silk schooner Nov 6, 2025, 9:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:28 PM

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idle pike Nov 6, 2025, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:30 PM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @runic silo, @obtuse hollow, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @brave shore, @idle pike, @silent shore, @chrome steeple, @wide prism, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @stray hill, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@rancid dragon laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@runic silo clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @runic silo died.

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@obtuse hollow tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @obtuse hollow's brains. @obtuse hollow died.

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@remote pumice wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@peak yoke heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@rancid dragon turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @rancid dragon died.

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While exploring a swamp, @silk schooner caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@carmine cairn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@raw moss sacrificed @long vine by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @long vine died.

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@chrome steeple trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@brave shore sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@peak yoke drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@carmine cairn rescued @silent shore from drowning, but in reverse. @silent shore died.

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@chrome steeple got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @chrome steeple died.

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@wide prism challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @wide prism died.

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@idle pike drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@silk schooner wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@peak yoke learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @remote pumice caught them in time.

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@stray hill moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @stray hill died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@idle pike shot @silk schooner to death with a finger gun. @silk schooner died.

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@remote pumice put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @remote pumice whole. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@idle pike wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@raw moss managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @carmine cairn begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@carmine cairn spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@carmine cairn’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@carmine cairn went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@tight niche climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@tight niche spoke softly to @idle pike while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @idle pike died.

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The Demolitionist told @steel sentinel that it was a good day to die. @steel sentinel thought so too. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@raw moss decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @tight niche tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 8th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @wide prism

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @stray hill, @idle pike, @raw moss, @safe hornet, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @rare viper, and @long vine
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@peak yoke found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@rancid dragon took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @rancid dragon died.

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@idle pike saw @stray hill trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @idle pike is calling the police!

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@safe hornet tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @long vine's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@peak yoke was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @peak yoke died.

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The Wizard showed @rare viper their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@remote pumice began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@stray hill and @steel sentinel were about to face off, but @stray hill had to run off to the restroom first.

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@carmine cairn and @remote pumice played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@long vine stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@raw moss found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@safe hornet started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @safe hornet died.

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@rare viper distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@carmine cairn swapped @stray hill's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @stray hill then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @stray hill died.

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@rare viper won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@rare viper and @remote pumice were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @rare viper fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @rare viper died.

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@steel sentinel struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@raw moss went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@remote pumice realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss gave a hug to @carmine cairn and almost choked them to death!

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@long vine fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@idle pike bought a Gatligator and fired it at @steel sentinel for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @idle pike furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@idle pike made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @raw moss joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@carmine cairn tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @carmine cairn is now bald.

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@carmine cairn became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @steel sentinel, @idle pike broke their fall with their own body. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @rare viper
100 points go to 8th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 9th place: @safe hornet
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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raw moss Nov 6, 2025, 10:39 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 6, 2025, 10:47 PM

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earnest apex Nov 6, 2025, 11:00 PM

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runic silo Nov 6, 2025, 11:26 PM

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remote pumice Nov 6, 2025, 11:27 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
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@idle pike built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@proud lava suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn tried to strike @unique prism down, but @unique prism instead became more powerful than @carmine cairn could possibly imagine.

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@glacial totem thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@glacial totem ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @glacial totem died.

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@runic silo squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@velvet dune constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@earnest apex used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@unique prism thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @unique prism died.

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@idle pike threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@velvet dune crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @runic silo laughed at them, not knowing that @velvet dune was just a completionist.

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@earnest apex unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @earnest apex died.

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@steel sentinel fired their bow at @raw moss, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @steel sentinel gave up.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@remote pumice flexed so hard on @runic silo that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @runic silo died.

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@velvet dune was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @velvet dune died.

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@steel sentinel tried to set up a campfire, but @idle pike drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@carmine cairn drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @remote pumice appeared instead.

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@idle pike didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@remote pumice stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@steel sentinel built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @idle pike was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@steel sentinel farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@raw moss couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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Rumors started spreading that @carmine cairn was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @carmine cairn.

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@steel sentinel tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@steel sentinel yelled, "Duck!" @raw moss excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@carmine cairn broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@steel sentinel befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@carmine cairn dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @steel sentinel, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @runic silo
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @unique prism
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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raw moss Nov 6, 2025, 11:39 PM

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unreal moat Nov 6, 2025, 11:40 PM

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sacred grove Nov 6, 2025, 11:58 PM

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chrome steeple Nov 7, 2025, 12:08 AM

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remote pumice Nov 7, 2025, 12:20 AM

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nova plover Nov 7, 2025, 12:22 AM

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keen tartan Nov 7, 2025, 12:24 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 7, 2025, 12:25 AM

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idle pike Nov 7, 2025, 12:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @keen tartan, @idle pike, @sacred grove, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @static trout, @earnest apex, @raw moss, and @nova plover
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@keen tartan wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @keen tartan died.

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@raw moss had a sleepover with @chrome steeple, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@sacred grove tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @sacred grove died.

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@glacial totem tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @glacial totem died.

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@idle pike found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@unreal moat tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @carmine cairn tried putting @chrome steeple back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @chrome steeple died.

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@remote pumice drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@static trout tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@idle pike tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@static trout got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @static trout died.

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@earnest apex tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @earnest apex died.

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@carmine cairn tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@nova plover drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @nova plover died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @raw moss saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @carmine cairn stabbed them in the back. @raw moss died.

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@idle pike equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @remote pumice into approaching. @idle pike then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @remote pumice with two Sniper Rifle shots. @remote pumice died.

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@idle pike accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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raw moss Nov 7, 2025, 12:38 AM

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obtuse cliff Nov 7, 2025, 12:54 AM

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keen tartan Nov 7, 2025, 12:59 AM

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nova plover Nov 7, 2025, 1:05 AM

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static trout Nov 7, 2025, 1:06 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 7, 2025, 1:08 AM

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glacial totem Nov 7, 2025, 1:12 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 7, 2025, 1:25 AM

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modern field Nov 7, 2025, 1:41 AM

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obtuse cliff Nov 7, 2025, 2:12 AM

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peak yoke Nov 7, 2025, 2:12 AM

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next hemlock Nov 7, 2025, 2:13 AM

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earnest apex Nov 7, 2025, 2:18 AM

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near mortar Nov 7, 2025, 2:19 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 7, 2025, 2:28 AM

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keen tartan Nov 7, 2025, 2:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @modern field, @carmine cairn, @keen tartan, @glacial totem, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @static trout, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @obtuse cliff
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@keen tartan and @next hemlock ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@modern field was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @modern field died.

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@chrome steeple recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@peak yoke started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@glacial totem's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @glacial totem died.

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@obtuse cliff made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@near mortar got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @near mortar died.

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@nova plover was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@static trout messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@raw moss returned to their house, only to find that @static trout had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@chrome steeple tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @chrome steeple died.

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@static trout drank sand for 10 hours. @static trout died.

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@next hemlock drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@nova plover learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @earnest apex found out that @nova plover meant "killer" in the literal sense. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @carmine cairn found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @raw moss with bug spray. @raw moss died.

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@next hemlock was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@keen tartan was briefly jumpscared by @nova plover wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@obtuse cliff tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@peak yoke transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @peak yoke died.

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@obtuse cliff tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @obtuse cliff died.

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@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@keen tartan tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @keen tartan died.

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@nova plover captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@next hemlock gave @nova plover Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@carmine cairn purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@next hemlock faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@carmine cairn threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @next hemlock would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @next hemlock died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @nova plover
150 points go to 4th place: @keen tartan
150 points go to 5th place: @obtuse cliff
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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chrome steeple Nov 7, 2025, 2:41 AM

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obtuse cliff Nov 7, 2025, 3:00 AM

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unreal moat Nov 7, 2025, 3:02 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 7, 2025, 3:29 AM

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glacial totem Nov 7, 2025, 3:31 AM

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keen tartan Nov 7, 2025, 3:42 AM

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earnest apex Nov 7, 2025, 3:56 AM

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gray sky Nov 7, 2025, 3:58 AM

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hexed fiber Nov 7, 2025, 4:21 AM

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glacial totem Nov 7, 2025, 4:25 AM

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astral glacier Nov 7, 2025, 4:30 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@astral glacier, @carmine cairn, @keen tartan, @long vine, @hexed fiber, @devout dew, @gusty bobcat, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @little belfry, @gray sky, and @obtuse cliff
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@long vine summoned a solar eclipse while @earnest apex was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @long vine died.

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@astral glacier lured @gusty bobcat into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @gusty bobcat's dust allergy! @gusty bobcat died.

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@glacial totem took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @chrome steeple died.

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@keen tartan contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@little belfry fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@earnest apex tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @earnest apex died.

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@obtuse cliff used their embezzled funds to shred through @gray sky with a Coin Gun. @gray sky died.

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@obtuse cliff brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @obtuse cliff died.

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@carmine cairn obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @carmine cairn never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@hexed fiber lulled @little belfry into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @little belfry died.

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@keen tartan was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @keen tartan died.

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@raw moss fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@devout dew snuck up behind @carmine cairn, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @devout dew decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@astral glacier chased @hexed fiber with their Keybrand. @hexed fiber tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @astral glacier. @hexed fiber died.

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@nova plover had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@raw moss fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @devout dew, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@nova plover began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @nova plover died.

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@devout dew went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @devout dew died.

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@astral glacier decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@raw moss ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @astral glacier before they could say "Zoinks!" @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@raw moss went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @devout dew
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 7th place: @keen tartan
100 points go to 8th place: @little belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @obtuse cliff
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 7, 2025, 4:40 AM

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gusty bobcat Nov 7, 2025, 4:41 AM

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long vine Nov 7, 2025, 4:46 AM

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unreal moat Nov 7, 2025, 5:02 AM

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gusty fractal Nov 7, 2025, 5:07 AM

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nova plover Nov 7, 2025, 5:15 AM

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hexed fiber Nov 7, 2025, 5:22 AM

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gusty bobcat Nov 7, 2025, 5:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 5:24 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 7, 2025, 5:27 AM

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glacial totem Nov 7, 2025, 5:29 AM

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brave shore Nov 7, 2025, 5:30 AM

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rancid dragon Nov 7, 2025, 5:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @hexed fiber, @carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @unreal moat, @gusty bobcat, @long vine, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

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@gusty bobcat paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Toxikarp.

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@glacial totem threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @brave shore tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@glacial totem tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @unreal moat's ego received a small boost.

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@long vine tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@raw moss tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@unreal moat's booty was plundered by pirates. @unreal moat died.

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@hexed fiber hid from @rancid dragon after @gusty fractal exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@long vine managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @long vine found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @long vine died.

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@rancid dragon fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@raw moss obscured @nova plover's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @nova plover escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@hexed fiber used a Medusa Head on @gusty fractal and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @gusty fractal died.

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@gusty bobcat found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@hexed fiber tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @hexed fiber died.

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@nova plover dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @nova plover died.

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@rancid dragon bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @rancid dragon was blown to smithereens. @rancid dragon died.

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@carmine cairn trapped @gusty bobcat in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@gusty bobcat drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tranquil wyvern did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@carmine cairn couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@raw moss and @brave shore built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@carmine cairn picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@brave shore had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Revolver. Obviously, this failed.

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@carmine cairn got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@raw moss found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@brave shore thought they assassinated @raw moss, but it was just @brave shore in disguise. Huh? @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@carmine cairn tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@raw moss was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@raw moss used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@raw moss became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid dragon
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Nov 7, 2025, 5:39 AM

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gusty fractal Nov 7, 2025, 5:41 AM

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pseudo spruce Nov 7, 2025, 5:44 AM

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unreal moat Nov 7, 2025, 5:45 AM

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raw moss Nov 7, 2025, 5:52 AM

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gaunt violet Nov 7, 2025, 5:56 AM

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long vine Nov 7, 2025, 5:58 AM

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glacial totem Nov 7, 2025, 5:59 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 7, 2025, 6:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 6:00 AM

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earnest apex Nov 7, 2025, 6:05 AM

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proud lava Nov 7, 2025, 6:21 AM

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safe hornet Nov 7, 2025, 6:22 AM

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brave shore Nov 7, 2025, 6:28 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tranquil wyvern, @pseudo spruce, @nova plover, @gaunt violet, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @safe hornet, @unreal moat, @gusty bobcat, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @brave shore
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@proud lava curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @proud lava in half. @proud lava died.

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@earnest apex practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@long vine was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@nova plover rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @nova plover with unnecessary advice.

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@pseudo spruce cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @pseudo spruce's heart! @pseudo spruce died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@raw moss started barking like a dog while chasing @glacial totem.

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@unreal moat hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@gaunt violet tried to save @safe hornet's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @gaunt violet died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @gaunt violet died.

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@brave shore mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@gusty fractal picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @gusty fractal died.

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@long vine blew @unreal moat to bits using an exploding bed. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @earnest apex died.

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@safe hornet got impaled by Mourning Wood. @safe hornet died.

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@nova plover accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @nova plover died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @gusty bobcat some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @gusty bobcat died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @tranquil wyvern turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@raw moss tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@brave shore ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @brave shore died.

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@long vine went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@long vine tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@long vine used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @long vine died.

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@raw moss became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@glacial totem asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @raw moss, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @glacial totem to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @safe hornet
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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obtuse hollow Nov 7, 2025, 7:11 AM

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safe hornet Nov 7, 2025, 7:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@obtuse hollow, @long vine, @brave shore, @velvet dune, @real gale, @safe hornet, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @junior shell, @earnest apex, @raw moss, and @nova plover
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@obtuse hollow used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @obtuse hollow died.

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@long vine got burninated by Tim. @long vine died.

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@velvet dune was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @velvet dune died.

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@safe hornet managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@brave shore tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@safe hornet picked a fight with a goose. @safe hornet died.

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@glacial totem gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @glacial totem died.

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@earnest apex declared war against @real gale because they didn't like something @real gale said in their AMA.

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@earnest apex patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @unreal moat in disguise.

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@junior shell traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@raw moss looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@unreal moat went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @unreal moat died.

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A pretty fairy led @junior shell to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @junior shell died.

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@real gale drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @earnest apex used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@real gale recruited @raw moss as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@nova plover read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@real gale received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@nova plover realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @nova plover died.

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@real gale was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @real gale died.

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@raw moss summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @brave shore's life points directly. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @real gale
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @junior shell
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @safe hornet
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Nov 7, 2025, 7:38 AM

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raw moss Nov 7, 2025, 7:41 AM

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long vine Nov 7, 2025, 7:50 AM

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glacial totem Nov 7, 2025, 7:51 AM

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keen parcel Nov 7, 2025, 8:06 AM

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glacial totem Nov 7, 2025, 8:17 AM

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nova plover Nov 7, 2025, 8:17 AM

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rancid dragon Nov 7, 2025, 8:21 AM

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raw moss Nov 7, 2025, 8:23 AM

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brave shore Nov 7, 2025, 8:25 AM

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tight niche Nov 7, 2025, 8:28 AM

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remote pumice Nov 7, 2025, 8:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @rancid dragon, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @gusty bobcat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @keen parcel
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@rancid dragon carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @rancid dragon died.

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@brave shore and @long vine were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@tight niche tried to deal a finishing blow to @unreal moat, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@nova plover tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss shot @remote pumice with a Water Gun. @remote pumice shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@glacial totem started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@glacial totem tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @unreal moat died.

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@gusty bobcat read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @gusty bobcat died.

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@raw moss overwhelmed @long vine with a storm of flying bananas. @long vine died.

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@keen parcel explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@remote pumice took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@keen parcel went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tight niche had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @keen parcel died.

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@raw moss took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@remote pumice took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@brave shore was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tight niche responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@raw moss pickpocketed @tight niche, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tight niche would soon die a gruesome death. @tight niche ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@raw moss tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@tight niche called @raw moss on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @keen parcel
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 7, 2025, 8:38 AM

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gusty bobcat Nov 7, 2025, 8:38 AM

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remote pumice Nov 7, 2025, 8:44 AM

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unreal moat Nov 7, 2025, 8:53 AM

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long vine Nov 7, 2025, 8:54 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 7, 2025, 9:06 AM

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nova plover Nov 7, 2025, 9:13 AM

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brave shore Nov 7, 2025, 9:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 9:30 AM

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amber ermine Nov 7, 2025, 9:46 AM

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jolly swift Nov 7, 2025, 9:53 AM

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burnt breach Nov 7, 2025, 10:07 AM

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raw dragon Nov 7, 2025, 10:10 AM

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wise yoke Nov 7, 2025, 10:22 AM

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tight niche Nov 7, 2025, 10:27 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@raw dragon, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @burnt breach, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @gusty bobcat, @jolly swift, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@raw dragon flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @raw dragon's face off with its bare hands. @raw dragon died.

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@long vine tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@wise yoke tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @wise yoke died.

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@burnt breach made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@jolly swift went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@remote pumice sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @remote pumice died.

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@amber ermine created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @burnt breach got too close while watching. @burnt breach died.

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@grizzled tusk placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Phoenix Blaster.

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@tranquil wyvern spiced up @unreal moat's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tight niche responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@brave shore built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@tight niche tried hacking into @gusty bobcat's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @gusty bobcat's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@raw moss made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @raw moss died.

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The moon hit @grizzled tusk's eye like a big pizza pie. @grizzled tusk died.

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@nova plover looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@nova plover was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @nova plover died.

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@jolly swift wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@amber ermine started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @amber ermine suddenly didn't feel so good. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore became convinced that @tight niche was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tight niche, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@gusty bobcat drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@gusty bobcat befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@brave shore accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@jolly swift was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@long vine sharpened @jolly swift's face at a Sharpening Station. @jolly swift became the sharpest tool in the shed. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine played Frisbee with @gusty bobcat using a Light Disc, but @gusty bobcat unfortunately didn't have five hands. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tight niche curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @tight niche in half. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @long vine stopped them in time.

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@brave shore used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@long vine failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@brave shore adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @long vine wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @brave shore all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@long vine tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@brave shore rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gusty bobcat Nov 7, 2025, 10:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 10:38 AM

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raw dragon Nov 7, 2025, 10:38 AM

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amber ermine Nov 7, 2025, 10:41 AM

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brave shore Nov 7, 2025, 10:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 10:47 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 7, 2025, 10:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 10:54 AM

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nova plover Nov 7, 2025, 11:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 11:15 AM

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zenith root Nov 7, 2025, 11:27 AM

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tight niche bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 11:27 AM

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tight niche Nov 7, 2025, 11:27 AM

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zenith root bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 11:27 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 7, 2025, 11:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 11:30 AM

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remote pumice Nov 7, 2025, 11:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 11:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw dragon, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @gusty bobcat, @chrome steeple, @nova plover, @tight niche, @zenith root, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@raw dragon didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @raw dragon died.

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@brave shore put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @brave shore died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @tight niche was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@chrome steeple performed surgery on a grape.

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@nova plover donned a Martian costume and chased @chrome steeple in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @chrome steeple died.

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@zenith root tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@nova plover started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @nova plover died.

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@zenith root went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @zenith root died.

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@amber ermine traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @amber ermine did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @amber ermine died.

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@gusty bobcat and @tight niche were having a nice picnic on the beach when @remote pumice stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@remote pumice sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche made up their own language and used it to threaten @gusty bobcat, who simply scratched their head.

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@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @gusty bobcat was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tight niche crafted @carmine cairn into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @raw dragon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gusty bobcat Nov 7, 2025, 11:37 AM

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long vine Nov 7, 2025, 11:39 AM

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royal bough Nov 7, 2025, 11:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 11:46 AM

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unreal moat Nov 7, 2025, 11:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 11:46 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 7, 2025, 11:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 11:58 AM

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remote pumice Nov 7, 2025, 11:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 11:59 AM

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near mortar Nov 7, 2025, 11:59 AM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gusty bobcat Nov 7, 2025, 12:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:12 PM

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@gusty bobcat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 7, 2025, 12:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:17 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Nov 7, 2025, 12:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:20 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 7, 2025, 12:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw dragon Nov 7, 2025, 12:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:26 PM

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fiery belfry Nov 7, 2025, 12:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:28 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 7, 2025, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

crisp wharf Nov 7, 2025, 12:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:30 PM

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@crisp wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@raw dragon, @crisp wharf, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @gusty bobcat, @royal bough, @jolly swift, @fiery belfry, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@royal bough chased @raw dragon with their Blue Phaseblade. @raw dragon tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @royal bough. @raw dragon died.

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@crisp wharf tried to confess their love to @unreal moat, but @unreal moat interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@fiery belfry was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@remote pumice equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @sweet fractal chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @remote pumice's shattered corpse. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@chrome steeple tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@tranquil wyvern found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@long vine woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @near mortar found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @long vine with bug spray. @long vine died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@tight niche recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@royal bough's booty was plundered by pirates. @royal bough died.

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@unreal moat practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @unreal moat died.

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@sweet fractal visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @sweet fractal thought her hands were more interesting.

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@near mortar traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@fiery belfry saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@tight niche spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@chrome steeple was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @chrome steeple died.

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@gusty bobcat tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @gusty bobcat died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @crisp wharf was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @crisp wharf died.

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@sweet fractal accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @sweet fractal died.

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@fiery belfry always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @jolly swift before they could say "Zoinks!" @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@tranquil wyvern lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @crisp wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Nov 7, 2025, 12:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:39 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Nov 7, 2025, 12:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:39 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Nov 7, 2025, 12:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:50 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 7, 2025, 12:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 12:58 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 7, 2025, 1:00 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 1:00 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 7, 2025, 1:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 1:00 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw dragon Nov 7, 2025, 1:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 1:05 PM

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@raw dragon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gusty bobcat Nov 7, 2025, 1:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 7, 2025, 1:13 PM

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@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 7, 2025, 1:17 PM

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bb!register