epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @fierce bridge
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fierce bridge]

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[gleaming grove]

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[median rivet]

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[raw moss]

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[peak yoke]

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[long vine]

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[safe hornet]

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[earnest apex]

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[sacred grove]

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[remote pumice]

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[gleaming grove]

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[nova plover]

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[gleaming grove]

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[idle pike]

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[gleaming grove]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@fierce bridge, @idle pike, @nova plover, @sacred grove, @raw moss, @safe hornet, @remote pumice, @median rivet, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

Someone let the dogs out! @fierce bridge tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @fierce bridge died.

@nova plover flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @safe hornet. @safe hornet died.

@raw moss shot a sand block at @earnest apex with a Sandgun, but @earnest apex managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

@peak yoke knocked furiously on @idle pike's door while holding an axe. @idle pike shouted, "Who's there?"

@sacred grove explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@median rivet found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @peak yoke being mercilessly tickled by @raw moss.

@median rivet's face was scorched off after @remote pumice took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @median rivet died.

@peak yoke told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @peak yoke died.

@earnest apex started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @earnest apex died.

@nova plover received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @nova plover died.

@sacred grove tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@raw moss overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

@sacred grove tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@long vine was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

@sacred grove followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @sacred grove died.

@remote pumice's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @remote pumice died.

@raw moss had the high ground, but @long vine just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @raw moss toppling to their doom. @raw moss died.

@idle pike crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@idle pike threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @idle pike unlocked the power of flight!

@idle pike went AFK in their gel farm. @long vine set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @idle pike died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @median rivet
100 points go to 10th place: @safe hornet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[safe hornet]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[nova plover]

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[remote pumice]

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[tidal bane]

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[earnest apex]

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[glacial totem]

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[wide ingot]

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[idle pike]

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[gleaming grove]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

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@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @idle pike, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @safe hornet, @remote pumice, @ionic hawk, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@idle pike told @safe hornet to step off their carpet, which they did. @idle pike proceeded to murder @safe hornet, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @safe hornet died.

@remote pumice forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @remote pumice died.

@glacial totem wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

@raw moss's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

While streaming a fitness game, @ionic hawk accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@carmine cairn died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @carmine cairn was revived.

@earnest apex tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@tidal bane became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@earnest apex ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @earnest apex's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @earnest apex died.

@tidal bane sat on a wall. @tidal bane had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @tidal bane together again. @tidal bane died.

@raw moss somehow convinced @wide ingot that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @wide ingot died.

@ionic hawk tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@ionic hawk was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @ionic hawk died.

@glacial totem walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @glacial totem died.

@nova plover accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @nova plover died.

@idle pike's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @idle pike died.

@long vine was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@long vine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

@carmine cairn walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@raw moss went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 8th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[zealous garden]

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[gleaming grove]

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[nova plover]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[wide ingot]

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[safe hornet]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[next hemlock]

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[deep shuttle]

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[earnest apex]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

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[near mortar]

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[gleaming grove]

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[idle pike]

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[gleaming grove]

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[wide ingot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide ingot, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @idle pike, @raw moss, @near mortar, @safe hornet, @zealous garden, @deep shuttle, @earnest apex, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@idle pike stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@next hemlock got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

@nova plover started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @nova plover died.

@near mortar found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@carmine cairn tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Fetid Baghnakhs instead of a Bug Net.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @near mortar was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @near mortar had ever been in. @near mortar died.

@safe hornet's skeleton decided that @safe hornet wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @safe hornet died.

@zealous garden wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@earnest apex put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @earnest apex died.

@long vine failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@deep shuttle used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @deep shuttle died.

@wide ingot was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @wide ingot died.

@idle pike started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@next hemlock ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@zealous garden tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@zealous garden saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @zealous garden died.

@long vine and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @long vine's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@long vine breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @long vine died.

@idle pike made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @idle pike died.

@next hemlock forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @next hemlock died.

@raw moss opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@raw moss played rock-paper-scissors with @carmine cairn. @raw moss played paper. @carmine cairn played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @raw moss was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous garden
100 points go to 7th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @safe hornet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[zealous garden]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zealous garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

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[safe hornet]

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[gleaming grove]

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[earnest apex]

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[gleaming grove]

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[static trout]

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[gleaming grove]

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[nova plover]

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[gleaming grove]

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[sacred grove]

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[gleaming grove]

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[real gale]

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[gleaming grove]

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[minor forge]

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[gleaming grove]

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@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[deep shuttle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@nova plover, @sacred grove, @raw moss, @safe hornet, @real gale, @static trout, @zealous garden, @ionic hawk, @deep shuttle, @earnest apex, and @minor forge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover threw @sacred grove into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @nova plover a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @sacred grove died.

@safe hornet built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @safe hornet died.

@raw moss discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

A zombie snuck up on @real gale and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @real gale died.

@earnest apex "borrowed" @zealous garden's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @zealous garden's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @earnest apex could return it.

@minor forge and @static trout started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @minor forge took out their actual shotgun. @static trout died.

@minor forge used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

@raw moss tried to instigate drama against @earnest apex, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @raw moss used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @earnest apex died.

@ionic hawk stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @ionic hawk blinked first.

@deep shuttle started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@minor forge drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @minor forge died.

@zealous garden tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@deep shuttle pointed a Shotgun at @raw moss and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @deep shuttle looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @deep shuttle died.

@ionic hawk teleported behind @nova plover using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @nova plover died.

@zealous garden bragged to @raw moss about their combat skills. @raw moss didn't really know @zealous garden and had no idea how this conversation started.

@ionic hawk angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @ionic hawk's floating house. @ionic hawk died.

@raw moss was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@zealous garden looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

@zealous garden ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @zealous garden died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @zealous garden
250 points go to 3rd place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @minor forge
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @real gale
100 points go to 10th place: @safe hornet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[safe hornet]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tame trout]

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[keen tartan]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

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[modern plover]

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[fathom barn]

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[safe bramble]

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[glossy heath]

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[nova plover]

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[gleaming grove]

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[sacred grove]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tight niche]

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[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @glossy heath, @keen tartan, @sacred grove, @tame trout, @safe hornet, @modern plover, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @safe bramble
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@keen tartan heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @keen tartan stopped because their voice became horse.

@raw moss put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @safe bramble was the bartender, @tight niche was the DJ, and @fathom barn was the pinata. @fathom barn died.

@nova plover discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@safe hornet took aim at @glossy heath from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

@unreal moat purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @unreal moat ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@glossy heath blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @glossy heath died.

@tame trout tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@modern plover started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@keen tartan was buried under an avalanche that @modern plover had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @keen tartan died.

@tame trout tickled @safe hornet from behind while they were busy sharpening their Exotic Scimitar. @tame trout died.

@raw moss started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

@safe hornet got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @safe hornet died.

@modern plover made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @modern plover died.

@tight niche found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

@nova plover consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@unreal moat stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @unreal moat died.

@raw moss was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@tight niche tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@safe bramble became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @carmine cairn had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @safe bramble's suffering. @safe bramble died.

@nova plover started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@nova plover went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @nova plover died.

@carmine cairn offered to add a gold trim to @tight niche's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

@raw moss invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@raw moss murdered @sacred grove by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @sacred grove died.

@carmine cairn decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

@tight niche got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tight niche wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tight niche was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

@tight niche used some tree stumps as target practice.

@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

@tight niche accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @tight niche died. @tight niche died. @tight niche died. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @raw moss insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @raw moss, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @safe bramble
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @safe hornet
100 points go to 10th place: @tame trout

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[raw moss]

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[safe hornet]

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[sacred grove]

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[modern field]

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[nova plover]

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[deep shuttle]

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[hard dagger]

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[earnest apex]

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[modern plover]

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[rancid dragon]

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[unreal moat]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[long vine]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@modern field, @carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @brave shore, @sacred grove, @safe hornet, @modern plover, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @hard dagger, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@rancid dragon tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

@modern field and @hard dagger set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

@modern field gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @modern field died.

@rancid dragon skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @rancid dragon died.

@sacred grove watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@safe hornet started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @deep shuttle randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

@sacred grove went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @sacred grove died.

@safe hornet was stalking @modern plover's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @safe hornet died.

@long vine invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

@modern plover invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @modern plover died.

@earnest apex and @deep shuttle swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

@nova plover was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@long vine was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@brave shore modified @unreal moat's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @unreal moat was never seen again. @unreal moat died.

A witch prophesized that @tight niche would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@carmine cairn found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@earnest apex found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @hard dagger, who silenced @earnest apex by filling their hiding place with water. @earnest apex died.

@deep shuttle was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @deep shuttle died.

@raw moss tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @carmine cairn and @long vine, who did not approve of gambling.

@brave shore thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@nova plover ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@nova plover started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@long vine started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@long vine got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @long vine died.

@hard dagger comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@tight niche vaporized @nova plover with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @nova plover died.

@hard dagger decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @hard dagger died.

@tight niche thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

@brave shore was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @brave shore died.

@raw moss claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tight niche was morbidly interested.

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@tight niche fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @hard dagger
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[opaque pine]

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[safe hornet]

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[near mortar]

bb!register

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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[wise yoke]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true lynx]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true lynx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@opaque pine, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @safe hornet, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @true lynx, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wise yoke was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@nova plover stole @raw moss's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @raw moss was hurt, but only emotionally.

@wise yoke ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @wise yoke died.

@true lynx suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@near mortar found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@near mortar learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @near mortar died.

@potent talon adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @safe hornet wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @potent talon all of their willpower not to explain it.

@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @unreal moat chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @opaque pine flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

@unreal moat discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @unreal moat died.

@potent talon was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@long vine used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @long vine then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

@raw moss used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

@potent talon felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @potent talon died.

@safe hornet managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@carmine cairn encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @carmine cairn decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

@tight niche couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

@opaque pine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

@long vine started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@long vine's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @long vine died.

@opaque pine tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@carmine cairn entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@tight niche and @nova plover fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tight niche won by breaking @nova plover's spine. @nova plover died.

@opaque pine attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @raw moss watched the carnage from a safe distance. @opaque pine died.

@safe hornet tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

@raw moss invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

@carmine cairn tried to assassinate @true lynx, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@safe hornet spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @safe hornet still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @safe hornet died.

@true lynx aimed a spinning toy at @carmine cairn, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@true lynx couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Seedler to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @true lynx's heart and brain. @true lynx died.

@raw moss got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

@tight niche sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

@carmine cairn launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@tight niche tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @true lynx
150 points go to 5th place: @safe hornet
150 points go to 6th place: @opaque pine
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[safe hornet]

bb!register

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@safe hornet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[tranquil peak]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

bb!register

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @nova plover, @raw moss, @safe hornet, @tranquil peak, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @modern plover, @potent talon, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover stole @tight niche's lemons. @tight niche got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @nova plover's house down.

@raw moss tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@nova plover forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @nova plover wasn't a Slime, @nova plover was endlessly beaten. @nova plover died.

@brave shore wondered what Obama's last name is.

@safe hornet hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @safe hornet died.

@long vine tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@tranquil peak drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tranquil peak died.

@unreal moat was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @unreal moat died.

@remote pumice tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@modern plover stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @modern plover died.

@tight niche found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@potent talon took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @potent talon died.

@long vine swung a Excalibur at @brave shore, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@raw moss made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @long vine. @long vine died.

@remote pumice stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @tight niche died.

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @raw moss

An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @raw moss's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil peak
100 points go to 10th place: @safe hornet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unreal moat]

bb!register

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

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[modern field]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@modern field, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[obtuse hollow]

bb!register

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[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @modern field, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @obtuse hollow, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine asked @long vine if they "knew the way". @long vine didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@obtuse hollow was cornered by @tight niche, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@amber ermine was in the middle of taking a shower when @remote pumice took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @amber ermine died.

@potent talon told @unreal moat that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @unreal moat vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@gusty bobcat took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@raw moss and @potent talon had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@long vine was tired of @modern field constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @modern field's front yard. @modern field died.

@gusty bobcat smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @gusty bobcat died.

@remote pumice complained that they had no life, so @obtuse hollow used a Life Drain to take @unreal moat's life and give it to @remote pumice. @unreal moat died.

@obtuse hollow wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@tranquil wyvern visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tranquil wyvern thought her hands were more interesting.

@potent talon tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @long vine demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @potent talon by two. @potent talon died.

@obtuse hollow was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @obtuse hollow into the freezing cold water. @obtuse hollow died.

@long vine rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @long vine died.

@raw moss accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@tranquil wyvern told @raw moss that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @raw moss took those words literally and peeled @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice and @tight niche had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

@tight niche invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@remote pumice made up their own language and used it to threaten @raw moss, who simply scratched their head.

@remote pumice got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

@raw moss developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

After an intense fight, @tight niche was beaten by @raw moss in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @raw moss told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

@raw moss used a Laser Drill to literally bore @tight niche to death. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 10th place: @modern field

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gray sky]

bb!register

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[gusty fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[obtuse hollow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@obtuse hollow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wise yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wise yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle pike]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grizzled tusk]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@grizzled tusk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@gusty fractal, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @obtuse hollow, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @gusty bobcat, @idle pike, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @gusty fractal. @gusty fractal died.

@wise yoke was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @wise yoke died.

@tight niche suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@remote pumice found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@amber ermine used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@obtuse hollow dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @obtuse hollow died.

@long vine got stuck in @nova plover's Rod of Discord farm. @long vine died.

@idle pike went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @idle pike's canvas.

@gusty bobcat thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @gusty bobcat died.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @brave shore's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@grizzled tusk ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@amber ermine and @raw moss had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@tight niche thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@tranquil wyvern gazed at clouds with @gray sky. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@idle pike cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@nova plover released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @nova plover, but it was very satisfying.

@nova plover was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @nova plover died.

@brave shore was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @remote pumice stopped them in time.

@gray sky reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @gray sky died.

@brave shore asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@grizzled tusk started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

@tight niche began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@remote pumice saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@tranquil wyvern got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@idle pike equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@raw moss asked @remote pumice to give them a hand, so @remote pumice chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@remote pumice gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @remote pumice died.

@tranquil wyvern swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @tranquil wyvern died.

@idle pike started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

@grizzled tusk and @tight niche got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@grizzled tusk got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @grizzled tusk died.

@raw moss cut a specific wire in @brave shore's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @brave shore died.

@raw moss made some Synonym Rolls for @tight niche and @idle pike. Just like Grammar used to make!

@raw moss was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@tight niche iwwegawy owoed to @idle pike and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @tight niche died.

@raw moss tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

@idle pike spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @idle pike died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[obtuse hollow]

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[wise yoke]

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[abstract thunder]

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[amber ermine]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wise yoke, @remote pumice, @obtuse hollow, @tranquil wyvern, @gusty bobcat, @abstract thunder, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@unreal moat passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@gray sky found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@abstract thunder sharpened @wise yoke's face at a Sharpening Station. @wise yoke became the sharpest tool in the shed. @wise yoke died.

@nova plover went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@tight niche started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @tight niche decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@obtuse hollow ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @obtuse hollow died.

@abstract thunder ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @abstract thunder died.

@unreal moat forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @unreal moat died.

@raw moss summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @raw moss died.

@remote pumice sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@nova plover accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

@nova plover was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @nova plover died.

@tight niche became convinced that @gusty bobcat was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @gusty bobcat, who was left very confused (and wet).

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tranquil wyvern thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@amber ermine opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

@gray sky tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @gray sky died.

@tranquil wyvern brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@remote pumice tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @remote pumice didn't know that.

@amber ermine saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@gusty bobcat learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@tranquil wyvern drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@remote pumice woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@amber ermine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @amber ermine died.

@gusty bobcat was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @gusty bobcat died.

After opening a present, @tranquil wyvern discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

@remote pumice found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @remote pumice died.

@tranquil wyvern used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[safe hornet]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[brave shore]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[gusty bobcat]

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[mighty coyote]

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[chrome steeple]

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[real gale]

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[long vine]

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[near mortar]

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[dim gale]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @dim gale, @near mortar, @real gale, @safe hornet, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@mighty coyote successfully snuck into @amber ermine's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @mighty coyote died.

@amber ermine tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @amber ermine's mind right in front of their face. @amber ermine died.

@safe hornet invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

@real gale spiced up @near mortar's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @near mortar died.

@gusty bobcat tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @gusty bobcat died.

@tight niche was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

@remote pumice found the Last Prism. Then @long vine found another one, meaning that @remote pumice's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@chrome steeple and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @tranquil wyvern tattled on them.

@chrome steeple found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @chrome steeple died.

@safe hornet was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @safe hornet died.

@dim gale went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @brave shore and @real gale summoned the Impending Doom. @dim gale died.

@remote pumice promised to @tight niche that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

@remote pumice tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@brave shore got tired of @tranquil wyvern trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @tranquil wyvern at a Sawmill. @tranquil wyvern died.

@real gale triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @real gale died.

@remote pumice was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @remote pumice died.

@brave shore wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@brave shore panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @brave shore died.

@long vine wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @tight niche over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

@long vine pumped @tight niche full of lead. No one was hurt, but @tight niche's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

@long vine picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @safe hornet
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty bobcat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[near mortar]

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[unreal moat]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[wide ingot]

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[amber ermine]

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[nova plover]

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[remote pumice]

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[brave shore]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @wide ingot, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @near mortar took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

@wide ingot explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @wide ingot died.

@tranquil wyvern 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @amber ermine to death. @amber ermine died.

@nova plover drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @nova plover died.

@brave shore touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@near mortar challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @near mortar died.

@carmine cairn told @long vine to bite the dust. In response, @long vine took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

@long vine recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @long vine concluded that it was lost for a reason.

@unreal moat broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@tight niche opportunistically attacked @unreal moat with a Night's Edge while their cell phone was ringing. @unreal moat died.

@gusty bobcat broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @gusty bobcat died.

@brave shore told @remote pumice a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

@tranquil wyvern tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@remote pumice spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@carmine cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@remote pumice made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @remote pumice died.

@long vine accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@tight niche theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@long vine was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

@tight niche fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@brave shore vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[nova plover]

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[keen tartan]

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[long vine]

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[near mortar]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[amber ermine]

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[thick steppe]

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[next hemlock]

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[remote pumice]

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[carmine cairn]

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[unreal moat]

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[stray hill]

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[wise yoke]

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[dim sphinx]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @dim sphinx, @keen tartan, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @stray hill, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@stray hill went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@wise yoke went down @thick steppe's chimney to deliver presents, but @thick steppe's fireplace was still in use. @wise yoke died.

@dim sphinx neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @dim sphinx died.

@unreal moat angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@keen tartan got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @keen tartan died.

@near mortar invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@long vine challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @long vine died.

@nova plover finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@carmine cairn tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

@unreal moat's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @unreal moat died.

@near mortar snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @near mortar died.

@nova plover and @tight niche played catch with a Paladin. @nova plover accidentally fumbled a catch. @nova plover died.

@next hemlock donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@thick steppe heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @remote pumice, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

@stray hill went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @stray hill's fault.

@amber ermine literally can't even. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tranquil wyvern's artistic genius.

@thick steppe suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@tranquil wyvern drew swords on the ground. @thick steppe started stomping all over them. Furious, @tranquil wyvern picked one up and stabbed @thick steppe with it.. @thick steppe died.

@stray hill was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@tranquil wyvern declared that 64 was their favorite number. @next hemlock wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @tranquil wyvern by stabbing them 64 times. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice and @stray hill engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @stray hill blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @stray hill died.

@remote pumice discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @remote pumice died.

@next hemlock tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @next hemlock died.

@carmine cairn hid from @tight niche by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

@tight niche flossed their teeth with @carmine cairn's shoelaces.

A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @tight niche. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @stray hill
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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[dim gale]

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[remote pumice]

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[carmine cairn]

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[sacred grove]

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[tight niche]

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[dim sphinx]

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[sacred grove]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @dim sphinx, @dim gale, @tranquil wyvern, @sacred grove, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @wide prism, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@thick steppe accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@sweet fractal tied up @sacred grove and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @sacred grove to die. However, @sacred grove managed to escape from their bonds.

@dim sphinx played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @dim sphinx. @dim sphinx died.

@tranquil wyvern wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

While riding on minecart rails, @unreal moat accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @unreal moat died.

@dim gale splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @wide prism observed disapprovingly.

@wide prism ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @wide prism died.

Congratulations, @amber ermine! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @amber ermine died.

@dim gale, @sweet fractal, and @tranquil wyvern formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

@sacred grove tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @sacred grove was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @sacred grove died.

@remote pumice started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@carmine cairn tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@thick steppe was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @thick steppe suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@dim gale and @thick steppe were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

@sweet fractal got tired of @thick steppe constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @thick steppe died.

@tight niche found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@remote pumice talked with @carmine cairn about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

@tranquil wyvern embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @tranquil wyvern tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @tranquil wyvern died.

@sweet fractal stopped a meteor from crushing @dim gale and @tight niche with their own body. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@dim gale built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @dim gale died.

@remote pumice found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@carmine cairn overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

@carmine cairn literally gaslighted @tight niche by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @wide prism

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tender dune]

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[amber ermine]

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[obtuse hollow]

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[remote pumice]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[unreal moat]

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[jolly swift]

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[glacial totem]

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[dim gale]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @dim gale, @glacial totem, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @obtuse hollow, and @tender dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@unreal moat wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@amber ermine was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @amber ermine died.

@jolly swift returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@unreal moat and @obtuse hollow were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @unreal moat, but left @obtuse hollow alone because they smelled funny. @unreal moat died.

@dim gale threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@glacial totem performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@remote pumice drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@carmine cairn climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tender dune and @tranquil wyvern.

@remote pumice searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

@obtuse hollow is hvinga stroker n. @obtuse hollow died.

@dim gale used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@jolly swift did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@glacial totem spun around in a full circle and shot @tender dune with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @tender dune died.

@dim gale ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @dim gale died.

@jolly swift was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @jolly swift died.

@remote pumice started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tranquil wyvern, who was out swimming that day. @tranquil wyvern died.

@glacial totem thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @glacial totem died.

@tight niche made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @tender dune
100 points go to 9th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[granite root]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[remote pumice]

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[static trout]

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[thick steppe]

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[wise yoke]

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[carmine cairn]

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[grizzled tusk]

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[jolly swift]

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[tight niche]

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